>Lap:#8391>Countdown to THE 日本への原子爆弾投下 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153921412>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:227 (226 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 51 (+18)ANT: 47 (+25)LEC: 34 (+12)HAM: 33 (+15)BEA: 17 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 98 (+43)Ferrari: 67 (+27)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+4)Haas Ferrari: 17 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 12 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 103.37 (+29.25)PER: 96.77 (+54.42)OCO: 96.41 (+51.70)>News:Speculation: BYD to be a 12th team? Or even name sponsoring a current team?Lobato: Aston Martin looking for a new Team PrincipalVasseurs says Russell should shut his mouth (regarding the starting procedure): "Enough is enough"
>>153937555bit shit fingol
>>153937564sorry im baked
>>153937555baesed
i wish max was born a womanjust imagine it...maxine verstappen titties
gimi
death to m*rcedes as always
>>153937587waht could have been
>>153937587>>153937616calm down
death to mcl*l as always
thiccy time
Death to Olland
>>153937690is that bearmans real first name?
morning lads
oh fuck me, forgot to plug in my night light to scare the monster under my bed hehe
colaputo
>>153937970
>cgi champagne sprayoh nonononono
>>153937735Good morning, Angbro. Just a daily reminder that my caddies finished a race :)
>>153937978I still don't get what she saw in Bottas. Or horses, for that matter.
>>153937994congratulations to you and your caddies :)
Is that really it?They win 1 driver's championship and now they're just a point ahead of Haas?
>>153937970>colatwinko
>Punta del Este in March 2018 is now a long-forgotten controversy, but drivers at the time were considering some ‘industrial action’. What that actually meant was potentially sitting out a practice session, but it never came to pass.>The hot topic at that time was that teams were shortcutting belt applications on drivers when they were changing cars. Weird tie-wrap mechanisms were used after the minimum pitstop time was removed after the previous Mexico City E-Prix, and drivers rightly felt that this was jeopardising their safety.>Paddock legend has it that a driver - actually one of the 10 champions in the series’ history - directly phoned then FIA president Jean Todt from the Uruguayan venue. It is said that Todt took the call but terminated it within 60 seconds, signing off with a universally forthright two-syllabled phrase that made it clear he had neither the time nor the patience for the call to continue.>Todt literally told sone Formula E loser to fuck off after crying muh safetyBased
amx
so is there going to be a special honda livery for Aston Martin next week or are they too ashamed of their failure
>>153938298lol thank god you saved this because I have no idea where i put this after converting it.
>>153938251Based, that was the only cool part of formula e
>>153938154They were only allowed to cheat for 2 seasons. Now they have to rely on the illegal cheatcedes engine running on 40% power
>>153937970>colaputa
>>153937970>colabunda
>>153937555DON'T FORGET THE JOKER
>Cadillac-tier paceCome one, /f1/
>>153938779that's not gimi
>>153938788They didn't tell you?
>>153938780We need to save up energy for the next straight during quali
>ynr colapiss
>>153937970That's a nice ass
>>153938779TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153937555>Vasseurs says Russell should shut his mouthehm...BOOOOOO GEORGE BOOOOOOalso nice trips
>>153938888>kubica quadschecked
>>153938905Technically, Kubica dubs or Grosjean quads
>>153939007It's Dale Jr. dubs
>>153937970culopinto
>give up this for some ugly sugarmommy
>>153939021What is she up to nowadays?
>>153939021grim
Don't forget: Nürburgring Endurance Race tomorrow and AMX is participating.Quali at 8:30am and race at 12pm. German time.Streams are gonna be up on YouTube as always.
>>153939025not buying stallions by the dozen on her man's credit card that's for sure
>>153937970pozzed?
>>153939036Practice footage from todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sZwgeZ8FMY
>>153939036Also, Steve Brown aka SuperGT is also participating with Porsche alongside Jimmy Broadbent, Misha Charoudin and Manuel Metzger.
>>153939052Wow what a great video
the schizo burger is talking to himself again
>>153939059it was funny when he got banned
>>153939072You mean disqualified? Yeah he's hopefully never gonna make that retarded mistake again.
Lando Norris has to drive this for the rest of the season
>>153939086coulda suorn he said he lost his ring licence from it and had to reapply
>>153939072>>153939086Why was he disqualified?
>>153939111went through code 60 without slowing down
the schizo krautbürger thinks posters with the same flag is the same person.
In a just world Alba would be a grid girl
>>153939059since when is supergt racing cars? i remember watching his gran turismo vids years ago
>>153939164He started seriously racing IRL in 2023 I think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTMM-gvp8iEBut if you check his older videos, he was already doing semi-serious karting years ago.
https://x.com/ScarbsTech/status/2034997705139740800F1 car but better
>>153939196
CHUCK DOODWAT NAU
>merc cheating with flap opening
Herrta might as well go back to kindycar if he won't be racing again for another 2 months
>>153939196FIXOITRAGAINDTONY
>>153939210>same day as Eddie Jordancoincidence? I think not
when is NLS qualifying tomorrow?
>>153939270
>>153939210even he could not handle these gay ass regs
>>153939196>>153939206I believe this is what the children refer to as a brutal mogging
>>153939210AW FUCK NO
Oscar is not like Räikkönen.He is performative.
>>153939210Wrong Norris died
>>153939276thanks
>>153939296>Wrong Norris diedWrong Norris is still alive though!?
>[Medland] BREAKING: Audi confirms Jonathan Wheatley will depart the team with immediate effect "due to personal reasons", with Mattia Binotto taking on team principal responsibilities.>Wheatley has been heavily linked with the team principal role at Aston Martin #F1https://twitter.com/i/status/2035007369176850658
>>153939359Lmao>Binotto Audi are doomed
CAUSE THE EYES OF THE RANGER ARE UPON YOUANY WRONG YOU DO HE"S GONNA SEEEEEEEEEWHEN YOU ARE IN TEXAS LOOK BEHIND YOUUUUUUUCAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE RANGER"S GONNA BE
>>153939359>"due to personal reasons"the personal reasons:
>>153939359>Mattia Binotto taking on team principal responsibilitiesRIP Audi.
>>153939210Silly man. Chuck doesn't die. Death fears Chuck Norris.
>>153939359>personal reasonsjew money is a hell of a drug
I don't know why all the hate. I kinda like George and hope he wins it all.
>>153939359Does he knows Audi is actually shite or Newey magic WILL kick in?
>>153939359Absolute fucken rat
>>153939210Does that make him a former Chuck?
>>153939390he's just not familiar with medshitter theory
>>153939359Stroll is giving wheatley his own island
just two more weeks saar and rocketship will worktrust the plan.
>>153939390Aston Martin have bitches and money though.
>>153939359when will it be my turn for a stroll cheque
>>153939456what do you have to offer other than your bum cavity ?
>Norris has been reportedly hospitalized in Hawaii after suffering a medical emergency. While the exact nature of the emergency was unclear, he appears to be in good spirits at the present.[204]
>>153939479I make a mean burger
>>153939210>>153939380ohh THAT chuck
just 1 more team principal pls bro pls i swear cmon just 1 more team principal bro pls cmon just 1 more
>>153939380Chuck Norris didn't die, he just started new game plus.
>>153939359>with Mattia Binotto taking on team principal responsibilities.
>>153939359Pronto Nico
asston shartin superpower 2035
heh... my boy nygg...
My prayers and thoughts are with Lando Norris' family in these harsh times
>>153939380>>153939548The shittiest meme of 2006And weren't those jokes about someone else in the first place anyway? The Rock or Vin Diesel
>>153939641
Wasn't even at Audi for a year.
>>153939756>I would like to reaffirm that Adrian Newey is my partner.Way to come out as gay, Lawrence!
when you follow the trend of shitting, you realize that honda didn't noticeably affect the performance of kwablonso's team
Tbf if Wheatley was so good Hulk wouldn't have had a 16 seconds pit stop in China.
>>153939059and they moved from a gt4 to a porsche 911 gt3 cup!carrie's in the same category!>>153939096being able to get new one immediately doesn't mean you're banned does it
>>153939696funny caption DESU
DAN!
>>153939786>pronounsF1 has gone WOKE!
official
>>153939641that's 2021 ABB FIA Formula E World Drivers Champion Hendrik Johannes Nicasius de Vries for you, chud
You just know Toto made a huge sigh of relief at the awe of this news.Audi's gone in two years.
wheatley is overrated af>a Sporting Director
>>153939386he seems a bit of a cunt but it's not like he's dating my sister so what do i caredrive fast george
>>153940084>Your appointment to Aston Martin should be finalised within the week, I've already discussed the matter with the senator.
Kimi Antonelli is sitting on Toto's lap at this very moment
>>153940169Wrong, he's on my lap.
>>153940018>>153940029How do you even become a billionaire without knowing about medshitter theory? Literally the first thing I was taught
>>153940174Give him a pat and ask him “who’s a good gimi?” for me please.
>>153940009Audi clearly expected more
>>153940184stop it.
>hear the news>cant believe it>look it up>the wrong Norris diedFUCK
interesting schizo theoryhttps://vocaroo.com/1npRkD8pL4ww
>>153940355it's been done >>153939296
>>153940355Can tell because the headline was “Norris Roundhouse Kicks the Bucket” not “Land? No! Norris Dies in Plane Crash”
So they were bollocking about the news
chuck norris doesn't die, he shidded
what's a medshitter
>>153940430do you mean talking bollocks? I've never heard bollocking used to mean being untruthful
>>153940556Someone from a Mediterranean country (a country which borders the Mediterranean sea)
>>153940556A buzzword for the "Canadian" (actually a delit) to post nonstop.Typically posted to complain about people he doesn't like.
>>153940559yeah my bad I'm brown, I meant `bullshitting about the news (news/rumors that Newey will not step down and Wheatley will stay loyal to Audi)`
>>153940623Why the fuck did my phone correct "dalit" to "delit".I don't think I've ever typed the word "delit" before, let alone frequently enough for it to be added to autocorrect.It's also somewhat humorous that the only "Indian" driver that's shown any skill is linblad, and he's half swede. Which the "Canadian" counts as "med".
4 anew meme template just droppedhttps://x.com/HaasF1Team/status/2035054081216073740
Chuck Norris
>>153941196in the bin. phahahahahha.fuck off e*glish driver
>>153941196
So do TP contracts just allow you to opt out whenever you want? I don't think I've seen that in other sports.
hehe tp
if was going to lose atleast 5 kg for the 5k race, but race is tomorrow and i havent lost anything. i told the race staff woman>i know i applied for L, but can i get XL tshirt, pleaseshe looked at me to judge how attractive I am and then said>No.je suis Williams.
>>153941223A blank cheque from Lawrence allows you to opt out whenever you want
>>153941240>signed up for a 5k run but managed to get fatter during preparationsEdd approved
>>153941297He didn't say he got fatter; stop inventing
>>153941196...Jules?
>>153941313why else would you go up in shirt size
>>153941352He applied for a smaller shirt size anticipating that he was going to lose weight in time for the race. But then didn't lose that weight.
Aloppatriots
>>153941374seems a high risk strategie. not for me
>>153941240Based 30 minute 5k runnerHow much of the current F1 field do you reckon can do a sub 20?
>>153939693God I fucking hate you zoomers. I’d take this fad over any bullshit brainrot 67 skibidi meme today
>>153940678delit this
>>153941043>look at haas+>it's some sort of battlepassPLEASE add gacha mechanics i need to pull ssr ollie in a maid outfit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0UGxZm6PF8teeth and hair like the late 90s Jordans
>>153941573
>>153941573>>153941759STOP POSTING GAY SHIT
>>153941799it's not gay if it's with a twink
>>153941799Its F1, Drive to Survive fags can't help it.
>>153941573gacha mechanics? why not gachi mechanics
>cold windy rainy mud slush mixed with dogshit finland with a hot gfvs>monaco billionaire globo haven with pearlescent turqoise waters and permanent summer and ugly as sin tranny gf
I need a plump twink ass to fuck
>>153941976
today i had a job interview, 2 old women, i was never going to get iti hate them i hate them
>>153941573>i need to pull ssr ollie in a maid outfit
mannnnnn, you were watching formula e.... cant you wait a bit more for formula 1e????
>>153942032>taxes vs no taxeshmm
>>153941400i made my peacebut the term is great, alopatriot, i like itfirst result 11 september 25, that doesnt seem rightdays get longer years shorterwe are NOT gonna make it
>kwablonso's team will finish last
F1TV told me to fuck off. I am not buying AppleTV.Why would they willingly lose thousands of customers?
>>153938021Aho cares, blonde woman with blond man is always a win.
>>153942620F1 needs to be a gay as possible.
>>153942702Apparently.
>>153942633he is bald
>>153937994Championship bound
Will Hamilton and Alonso retire together?
>>153939786Reminded me of someone that I met in my last year at high school, never saw her again...
>>153939359>binotto as audi's team principalIts literally and unironically over for audiSame as with newey, why can't these retard executives understand that developing the car and actually managing the team are two different things?
how could this happen to us??
all the best women are married, all the handsome men are gay
uh oh
>>153943333oh no summer is over there, soooo that means that i get to see cute girls light of clothes herfethats nice
>>153941043move over disney, now we got ollie+
>>153941196LOL2010 4chan is BACK
>>153941196kino
>>153937970culoputo
gimivision
>>153943531but it sucked then too
Piastri doesn't race anymore. He's not retired. He just doesn't race.
>>153943954last driver to have 2 dns in a row?
>>153943954why race when you've already won
>>153943954he is professional shitposter
>>153943954Why bother when your own team will just fuck you out of a championship. Going the Perez route is preferable, collect a check and try not to get too sleepy half way through the race.
>>153944026>Going the Perez route is preferable, collect a check and try not to get too sleepy half way through the race.Si senor
>>153944026That probably hurts the most, he was literally WDC until Mccheats fucked him...Now he probably won't ever get another chance with these regs
>doubles down on goblinooh nononono
>>153944002more relevant than ever
ps3 will NEVER win a WDC
PS3 won the console war but he will never with the race war.
piss3 doesn't have IT in him to win a WDChe won all these formulas year after year and whathe should rot in alpiss
>max is driving today>with a big ass smile on his face>then he has to go to japan to race...lol..... XD
>>153944070moot hasn't been relevant since he sold out to hiroshimootnone of his takes matter anymoreif anyone is to blame for this website's downfall it's christopher fucking poole
amx aims for quick dnf from japan so he can go back to real racing
Racing Bulls is going to show their japan livery sometime today
nvidia amx
>>153944164Christoberg Mootstein Poolewitz did nothing wrong by cashing out, you can't be 16 forever and it's retarded to expect that the site was ever going to return to the glory days before the great phoneposter and electionboomer invasion.All good things must come to an end
>>153937970>Lust provoking image
hamilton will kwab leclerc this season
>>153944207lets see it with dick sucking lips 5 enabled
>>153944323i have an amd card so the best i can do is forceful suck routine 4
Japan next
>>153944219not that guy but, christoper poole is a gigantic loserhe sold 4chan for peanuts to some jap grifter, he could have sold it for a billion easy to musk or some other silicon valley billionaire, especially during election season
>>153944369suck start a large caliber firearm
>>153944369>not that guy but, christoper poole is a gigantic loserI never denied that>he sold 4chan for peanuts to some jap grifter, he could have sold it for a billion easy to muskHe sold it to a Ferrari fan, if he sold it to Musk then it would have gone to a McLaren fan.>or some other silicon valley billionaire, especially during election seasonFor what purpose? Why would they waste their money on something like that when better websites that people actually trust are up for sale?
any anons got something similar to picrel for suzuka?
>>153944413Now's your chance to immortalize yourself in /f1/ history
>>153944444gimi
fug it just bost em all :DDD
>rewatching 24 interlagos>the shot of max overtaking 3 ppl in 1 corner cutting to a shot of poorez spinning out on his ownart
hair covered like any good muslima
>>153944482settle down ok
hmmmm
What can be said about Adrian Newey, that already hasn't been said about Afghanistan? He looks bombed out and depleted.
>>153944591>212k viewsall jeetsall slurping the slop
>>153944591I made a better version years ago
>>153944591>imagine saving this on your phone and only realizing its AI slop after you see people commenting about it
>>153944671Apparently I made two
>>153942086Own a Skoda Octavia and man I fucking LOVE this car.
>>153944591slop and its proliferation is exposing how braindead the average human isimagine saving this as your wallpaper. you dont know the track well enough to see its wrong, its not a memorable event, its not specific to your preferred team. the though process amounts to "grug like car sport car sport picture grug like"were cooked mancooked
>>153944591thanks for the new wallpaper anonmonoco, such an iconic track
>>153944714the blob is cute i admit
>Ynr Yuki Tsunoda
>>153944861uhhhh was that team principle or something?
>>153945006Something like that x
I want to drive that Aston Martin car for 1 lap even if it gives me "permanent nerve damage"
>>153945719agreedgimi
'avin like 3 cheese a crackeron the merc deployment
>>153945984it's time anon
>simp still down
>>153945998cheese and a glass will give me like 45mins till i wake up at 3:47am with no clue who or where i am, allah willing i will have the drink to cure the dehydration and then i crawl to the store for more other drink under the suns judgement its an interesting cycle
>>153946027its up for me bro..
>>153946029you really ought to invest in, and perhaps receive sponsorship from, some sort of sport drink company
>>153946042prove it
>>153946069consequential cropping
>>153946069GAY NIGGA ALERT
>>153946052i only drink redbull on occasion, drink and mostly water
>>153946092i was more thinking of an electrolyte solution provider
>>153946069now hold on just a min. what do we have here?>>153946102thats the cool part you just suffer
>>153946113tbf i consume lots of electrolytes, well beyond my daily recommended dosage, and a night or so of binge drinking gets my shit all out of whack tooso i could see it not helping you at all
>>153944671>>153944714>>153944839I laugh at the retarded real estate developers and the rich retards who invested $2B+ into this gigantic stupid piece of shit emoji dome, because really it's a catastrophic financial failure. To think that stupid Sphere would rake in tourist money or help the city's economy was fucking laughable. Apparently it was supposed to attract the Gen Z crowd, but they did not research this generation hard enough. Vegas is expensive, currently zoomers are the poorest generation in the country with millennials being behind them as the second poorest. They can't afford a single hotel room at the cheapest hotel or any motel available in the city since everything is priced out the ass like it's fucking Dubai.I'm glad that fucking Sphere is failing. It's an eyesore, that stupid emoji face on it pisses me off in ways that I cannot properly articulate without sounding like a mad autist. Mostly everyone thinks it's just a giant display but have no clue that the interior of the Sphere is an auditorium.
We love the sphere here folks
>>153946238
>>153946283that sphere looks like edd straw (fat)
>>153946312
>>153946069both their fits are ridiculous and ugly
>>153946453that's already one of the less hideous fits hamilton has shown us
>win a trip to japan>to hang out with asston shartin>they use a picture of zandvoortLmao, to literally everything.
galle dead
>>153946878what?
>>153946919rovanpera dead in super formula
>Nihon next
>>153946878>>153946919>>153947026KWAB - he can't handle the G-forces of Super Formula
>>153944002>>153944070
>>153947325>>153947026oh shidd I forgot about him, kek
>>153947026>Rovanpera suffering from Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo>disorder causing brief, intense spinning sensations>gets fired for spinning before even starting the seasonKWABOAT
10 min until qualifying
>turn on the NLS stream>it's already all MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN
amd amx
red bull needs to build a GT3 car. embarrassing to have amx running around in a m*rc
>>153947878He'll be in a merc f1 car soon too
>>153947878At best they'll be able to run the RB17 some day, doubt it.
first shitter dood
>>153947878redbulls a drink company m8
Frankenstein BMW, kino
amx in the carhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aTRXZli4zg
>>153947790>turn on the onboard stream for max's car>some retard spamming LEWIS HAMILTON IS THE GOAT
>>153947964the sandman's unrealised great rival
>>153947878What could have been
>>153947964I hate those new Beemers. They no longer look like BMW.
german streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F6vg-_iGR8with
>>153947878merc is the besteveryone knowsstop being a contrarian
1
>>153948072any live timing? and what classification is max in
>>153948095
>>153948102>any live timing? yes, possibly, somewhere, maybe, can't find it though>and what classification is max insp9, so fia gt3
>>153948072at least 100k views if you add all the streams upthe max effect...>>153948148much appreciated fren
>>153948102https://livetiming.azurewebsites.net/events/20/results/
Take my soul Happinessa
What would he say about the current regulations?
>>153948202michael would have been all for the pozzed changes to the sport, just like Ralf
>>153948202He would adapt without whining every day like a bitch about it. Just as he did when he came back to develop Mercedes that the nigger Poois later took to WDCs
>>153948222calm down
>shitty aliexpress drone
>>153948202he would do an extra stinky, runny shit in his nappy to voice his displeasure
>>153948222trips of trvth
kwab
>>153948202beep
F1 Academy is struggling financially according to the FT today
>>153947964oh cool more Armenian stylized cars
>>153948292What race is that?
>>153948292F1 Academy is a charity, no one expects it to make money
s*sie w*lff is a WHOOOOOOOORE
>max hops off>lose 4 places
>>153948292>F1 Academy is struggling financiallyNo surprise. Educational facilities always struggle with finances.
>>153948138why is he so purple here
>>153948292any tricks to increase viewership?
>>153948222Hamilton won because of the engine, doubt Schumi had much to do with that
>>153948292It's the successor to Formula W which literally went bankrupt so no surprise there.
>>153948292how>all paydrivers>cheapest, simplest jr formula cars>all teams are well resourced and don't tip much effort to the series>they are sponsored all by f1 teams and various globohomo companies anyway>on the f1 undercard, no standalone race weekends to try and organise>doesn't award prize money (?)it can't all be flyaway races
>>153948222He bitched about Pirellis every day and twice on Sundays.
I've been stealing the F1 Academy funds
>>153948434based toto
>>153948414>all paydriversWho only pay 100k per season>cheapest, simplest jr formula carsWith a different aero package to other F4 cars to make accurate comparison impossible>doesn't award prize moneyThe champion gets a fully funded season in a proper racing series (like Pulling in GB3)
that drone cam was kinoFIA would never...
>einnigga mentionedeinnigga mentioned>einnigga mentionedeinnigga mentioned
>>153948090brb entering my E30 into V5 and H4.>325i Challenge racist against me though
>>153948434based hornyman
PURPLE
>>153948450>The champion gets a fully funded season in a proper racing series (like Pulling in GB3)how much does that cost?
>>153948382>>153948487HE CAN'T STOP GOING PURPLE
>7:51.751check'd
P1 by 2 seconds
so why is max racing against dentists in gt cars instead of doing hypercars?
*grabs ur pole*
>>153948525UwU
>nigga is going for a sub 7:50
>arjun maini mentioned (on the german stream)
Heine Muller? Muskatnuss!
have an at2
>>153948569I'm something of a heine man myself
>female driver>code 60lole
>>153948594haneman
>stopped by Fabienne Wohlwend Washedstappen
>pole position gifted by a code 60pole*
Did max just scratch his nuts?
>>153948621but he's got pole>>153948635calm down>>153948641stream comments noticed too
Where are the T[r(-ACK)j]annies to clean up those life threatening cones all over the track near pit entry?I thought the Germans were supposed to be hard workers.
>>153948653>germans>hard workersLOLLMAO EVEN
>>153948492Hundreds of thousandsGB3 is between £250k and £400k depending on the team and the program you want
Mercedes-AMG Team Verstappen Racing
>>153948666grim
>>153948621and wohlwend got kwabbed by super gt aka steve brown who is on pole in his class (which apparently only consists of 2 teams)
>>153948689how many gallons did he lose?
>>153948492toto paid for it.
where would Norris have qualified?
>>153948717P6 or 7
>>153948717A funeral home
>>153948701i knew >>153948589
always warms my heart to hear max speak german
jos is there!
>>153948754Is he any good at it?
>>153948761it's fine
>>153948761I can understand everything that he's saying but it's clear that he doesn't regurlarly speak it. He lacks vocabulary and has a pretty thick dutch accent.
>>153948754>>153948761it's cute desu
ralf's son?
Is the dude who was calling BS about Max's times racing this year?
>>153948791yeah
someone go and see if vivien is there too supporting her husband
12 bongs until the Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help a Hero 200, will you be watching it?
>>153948791He'll be taking HRT for a spin
>Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help a Hero 200
>>153948794The cope this time will be that a lot of drivers are at sebring. Even though last year's N24 winners are here and a bunch of other strong teams and drivers. When he wins the N24 the cope will be that it was luck or something.
>tfw it's real
>>153948794Hes at Sebring but will be at n24
>FoodMaxx 250
>>153948774>I can understand GermanI don't believe you
>>153948900I choose to believe this is a trim level that Ford offers
>SA Premier Malinauskas rang Stefano Domenicalli to pitch a Grand Prix in Adelaide, on the old street circuit to replace the arab racesyou have no idea how based that would be. The supercars finale is on the weekend of quatar grand prix so the circuit would already be (mostly) set up, then it's a matter of paying the FIA to look the other way to homologate an undersized circuit with insufficient run offs that hasn't been used since 2000
>>153948921you're going to kill someone for the sake of being 'based'?
>>153948932YESES
>>153937555
>>153948921Didn't you hear? The war is pretty much over already. Abu Dhabi and the other middle east races are going to happen.
>berstappen comes back>top of the board
>>153948963um, nobody else could compete because of an oddly well timed code 60
>>153949000haase could, and got second
>>153949000skill issue
>>153948292hot lap with chase
>>153948292Don't see the issue. Just force real F1 teams to pay even more money into it.
WE ARE LIVE
>>153949325You mean just like majority of taxes are paid by men who get fucking nothing for their contribution?
>Not even 10 minutes>they're already shitting on F1's stupid engine.
feGHAghi
Can the FIA please force Red Bull to only use their Japan liveries?
MOVE AWAY JANNIESMOVE AWAY
Rigged so hard for Max to win
>>153949395Sexo desu
whats the driver order for #3?
>>153949395is cherry red bull any good?
>>153949430max and 2 shitters
>>153949433>2 shitterscalm down>>153949430unknown of course
>BUT ALL THE GOOD GT3 DRIVERS ARE AT FUJI>BUT ALL THE GOOD GT3 DRIVERS ARE AT SEBRING (YOU ARE HERE)Max will shit on any full time field of GT3 as a part timer and you will have no cope for when that happens
>>153949431besides the og redbull, i only like the blue one
>>153948958>The war is pretty much over already.According to whom?
>>153948921I voted for that peter faggot todaybecause fuck that redhead dumb bitch
>34 y.o. btwWhat do they but in br*tish "food"?
>>153949451maybe they meant he was born in '34
>>153949449expected
we gaan
>looked up if they actually named part of the track after that woman who was a presenter on the god awful top gear reboot>apparently she died of cancer five years ago
ik ook
max racing in nls gives it at least a few milly viewersFIA must be shitting its pants if he actually leaves, not because F1 will suffer but the exposure he brings to other racing series will be crazy
vette's brother is also here
I'd stop watching f1 if max left and joined another series. Unless f1 went back to 100% gas engines which i doubt they'd do
please buy gran autismo
>>153949552put it on pc... (never ever now..)
i'mma buy gran autismo
i'm not getting a ps5 just to play groin twisto
wtf does "modelcars" mean??? german is completely inscrutable
I will never understand why oil sheiks put so much money into propping up pozzed contemporary formula one when they could make their own series with V10 engines instead
>>153949395but racing bulls is not japanese
>>153949583he's looking very kelly here
looking racist
>>153949583Red and White also work for Austria, it's fine. >but racing bulls isn't AustrianAEIOU
>>153949395looks like assover designed retarded shit>tokyo driftlollmao
pvre kino
IT'S TIME
>>153949623sovl
maxwinslolgg
AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX
Can someone explain how do they manage to overtake without 500hp electric engine advantage
>>153949662Pure racism
>>153949662R A C E C R A F TACECRAFT
>>153949662testosterone
Seeing several race groups do rolling starts on the same track with a couple minutes of space between them is so fucking kino.
>>153949623average forza horizon 5 drivatars at the start
washedstappen
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KWABSTAPPEN
!!
TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH TRASH
my caddies :)
uhm overtake mode???
>four time f1 champ>gets gaped by an amateur
how did he overtake without drs
maxchads????what happen???our cope???
I missed Max going full send so much bros.
uhh why did the formula 1 goat just get overtaken by some complete rando who's doing this for fun on a weekend?
>overtaken by part time programmer
Dont ever ever had children bros
>>153949739i dont want to hear you talk about children ever, you fucking nonce
F1 btfo
Random Dentist >>>>>>>> F1 Driver
>+1.1WASHED
Why isn't AMX catching up to this guy?
that audi is hella quick
Audi is quick on a straight but you can see where experience is making the difference in the corners to keep Max behind
gt3 finally now in traffic, kino kino
oof
I wonder how much he's feeling Max's pressure.
did he just shunt him?
MY WASHED KING MY WASHED KING MY WASHED KING MY WASHED KING MY WASHED KING MY WASHED KING MY WASHED KING
>>153949757>>153949764this could have been a single post, yet here we are
Now this is racing
lmao
>the slap on the wheelmad max incoming
damn, completely fucked over by that yellow
Its over
wasnt that overtaking under yellow?
max is a bottom split unc
>>153949817According to the commentators, Haase made it past by just a hair
>>153949817it looked like the audi managed to slip past just before passing the yellow
luigi
This is way better than f1
Dumb question but why are there so many random slow cars in this race. It seems unsafe for max how he has to pass them up
>>153949837It is but normies will mostly be very confused (or bored) while watching this. Several classes on the track at the same time, but still racing each other in some cases. Constant traffic and lapping. Very long track. 4 hour race.
>>153949662MGU-R GIGA TURBO>>153949848>why are there multiple classes in this multi-class race
>>153949848It's a multi class race. Common in endurance series
>>153949848Might be falling for a bait but that's called multi-class racing
>>153949853case in point >>153949848
wow that was close
>>153949848driving obstacles for extra difficulty
if verstappen overtakes, he's going to pull away.
>no giga-clippingwtf!?
# 901 - failed to manage double yellow flags (Code 120) - Reported to stewards
OOOOH
kino drone camf1 could never
>>153949876audi seems to be faster on the straight
>>153949884Sir your post is problematic
baking
>>153949909Audi is 100% quicker in a straight but this is pretty evenly matched, talent vs experience
eat dirt loser!
>audi deploying smoke screenslmao
german boomers seething at max is never not funny
>>153949895mercedes was a mistake.
Did he just go off track? Where's the penalty, Masi???
they're 100% going to crashmax is incapable of going side by side lmaoit can only end in tears
Max and SvG should team up and be absolute pests in GT3 races worldwide
MAX SCHIEB IHN RAUS
>>153949662The power of Mercedes
>>153949956i understood that reference
>>153949947>tf>tp
>Max can't get past one Audiincoming rant about how NLS regs ruined racing
https://it.motorsport.com/super-formula/news/super-formula-kalle-rovanpera-interrompe-il-suo-programma-per-motivi-di-salute/10806910/Rovanpera dood in Super FormulaAFLA
>>153949967>>153949956based ball knowers
CARRIE SIGHTING
spotted during ad break
>>153949971I'm not wrong, when it's evenly matched like this Max drives like a retard and crashes out in frustration after pulling a zero IQ move
>>153949994OK let's wait and see then
>>153949994fuck off george
Finnbros, galle ded, what now
>>153949980He's too much of a natural talent and can't handle the hours and hours of practice that requires you to get good at circuit racing
>>153950000checo'd
>>153950005would have been nice to show some of that talent during his time geting btfo in nz
>>153949998>>153950000Max is probably the best pure talent driver I've ever seen, but he's dogshit against an opposition that matches him and he always has been. He's faster than the Audi but he still can't get past, why do you think that is?
>>153950003sisu
>>153950000George would never say "retard", seems more like a Lando post.
>>153949994Ok.
>>153950014there is no mushroom.
>>153950018impressive you think lando has the ability to read or type
>>153950026goblando is complete and utter shit in every regard
AMD AMX
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
K I N OINO
>trafficstappen
that AMG is like twice as wide
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING RACING
>overtake into both pitting lol
>>153950014Honestly I don't think Max is that much of a natural talent, his biggest strength is that he's a hard worker and puts long hours into sim racing
NOW THIS IS MOTÖR RÄCING
>>153950057It's a combination of both. Someone will be better than Max but they might not have the same opportunity for it to ever be discovered.
imagine how much better the racing would be with a hybrid engine and battery charging management!
This guy is on cloud 9 after racing AMX
>>153950068yeah and a FIA Race Director!
>meaningless aura overtake under traffic to salvage some pride, ultimately lost in pitskwab
>>153950068So true, but there have been so many dangerous moments. They'll really need to improve safety and stewarding.
>>153950069He should be, he had a mega drive
>>153950077see >>153949971lol
>>153950077><1s down with only 3h to goIt's Over
the second audi driver is kind of a rookie so he got kwabbed immediately
is max the bronze driver?
>>153950090>max is going to lose this mega lead in the last stint
VERSTAPPEN IS WASHED HE NEEDS 2ND DRIVER
>>153950077>>153949947Lewis haven't you got anyhting better to do on a Saturday?
>>153950096>indonesia
Max fährt gerade nicht Juncadella fährt gerade
What's the point of racing here when you are the only one in your class? You are P1 no matter what.
>>153950069goat
Ja est penis gemacht
>>153950114toyota poop-ra
i tried the lando norris monster and now i want to suck a cock
>>153950118you mean bmw?
>>153950119You can't go blaming Landon O'riss every time this happens
>>153950090he's plat
>>153950127>german sense of humour
that juncafella is a better driver methinks
What's the new audi driver doing?
>>153950133his best
that audi is so small yet it is faster on straight, toto is going to get a call from max, If he doesn't win.
how you doing? hows the racing?
>tfw sister brought me snacks from thailandf1 related because thailand is trying to get onto the f1 calendar
wait, max is driving with juncadella? the aston simulator driver? he is funny, he gets on fights with poeople on x
>>153950148First stint was great battling between Max and the Audi. The Audi was fast on straights and Max was quick in the corners and braking. The second driver that took over the audi is not as good as the first driver. Max's team is leading
WASHEDSTAPPEN NEED A CARRY
>these 3 will ruin your weekend
>MWL but with maxI'm tired
>>153950152word o warning those gouk noudles are rubbish
it's over.VWL.MWL.
>#472 Teammanager please come to office 3OH SHIT OFFICE 3
ramen gives me the shits
>>153950069Home Alone 3 looking good so far
>>153950164>tfw mid-race penis inspection
commentator in a cave
lmao the german livestream guy
>>153950176what happened i was taking a piss
Simcar spotted
what happened to the audi it fell to p5
>>153950183PENALTY FOR TOUCHIUNG MAX (i dont really know)
>>153950183the second audi driver is a rookie and is struggling
if im not mistaken juncadella was managed by toto and had a chance for a seat in f1, had a few of fp1s in the force india iirc
>>153950190ez win for team verstappen then
I did some laps one time in the rain with Mischa as an instructor. Overtook an M3 and a 1M while driving a Polo GTi. Would never, ever have thought it could be as fun as it is in the wet, if I'd not taken an instructor.
>"Happinessa is here, let's hear an interview">i'm like "who the fuck-">it's a literal onlyfans whore
>>153950255kek
>>153950260https://www.instagram.com/happinessa.official/you learn something new every daynice man-jaw though
OnlyFans "athlete"
Rain could be around the corner
team gooner
>>153950290those two are definitely running train on her
>>153950166Home Alone 3 was made almost 30 years ago, brudi.
>>153950297huh, there was a 3?
This jungerdeller now has a 52 seconds gap to audi.AMXbros what's our excuse?
#35 Team manager to Office 5OH SHIT OFFICE 5
>looks at camera knowingly
>>153950334kurzer eiercheck, alles OK
>>153950312None of the original cast were in it so it bombed.
>>153950322max drove against a multiple N24 and spa 24 winner not some rookie shitter.
just a flesh wound
>>153950334amx please, there may be young ladies watching
>>153950354It always shows "+1L" until the car goes over the start line which is (I think) the only point where time gets measured in this race.
>>153950160>>these 3 will ruin your weekendI can do it all by myself, thank you
our response???
>>153950423I don't have a gf
Kurz Weichteile austauschen oder direkt weiter?
>>153950423my mother's DEAD
>>153950383all the cars +5 secs gaps between them where's the action
>"endurance racing">not driving until the car fails
>pro racists racing in a farmer's league>winssurprise pikachu.gif
>>153950449welcome to endurance racing. in a 4h race, there are usually 20mins of "action" max
>>153950474that's not max, max is in germany not india
>>153950269I'm thinking based.
>+50 secondsuh, back to slurping semen
>>153950485
>>153950255>>153950269collaboration with Flörsch WHEN?
>>153950614imagine sophia pegging her with a huge strapon
is there an unironic plumber team
Jensen butthole
>>153950649I could clean your pipes, if you know what I mean ;)
>>153950649i hope so
>>153950636TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153950348I saw it in theatres because my parents thought it'd be the better movie over george of the jungleI remember actively trying to convince them to go to george of the jungle instead of home alone 3 They actually liked home alone 3 and told me it was the best choice after the movieI'm 36 now and haven't seen my parents in over a decade lmao
the longer the last stint is the longer the pit stop is because you have to put in more fuel, plus you will be heavier because of the extra fuel compared to other cars
One of the programmers for this game is currently the lead programmer for Double Fine.
DAMN
Goonon is a maniac
#3 is cursed Number
What happened to the car of AMX team? They had a gap of like 50 seconds at one point.
how did they race like this without battery boosts??
>initative to basically tell racing tourists to fuck off once they are done racing on the ring and not vroom their ricerbox in the regionlol
>OUT OF MY WAY FUCKING SHITBOX
>>153950920mandatory pit stop times
Outta my way lower class shits
history lesson time
#99 Penalty lap 1 time - Causing a collisionHAHA GET FUCKED BMW
classic BMW shit
When is Max going to start his second and final stint?
>>153951207In about 10-15mins I think but I don't know if they confirmed if he will drive the last stint.
>>153951244I hope he does. Surely he's racist enough to do the final stint.
i tripped, i think i hurt my left foot, i the moment it only hurts a little and can mostly move it right
max is in
>>153951310he is getting in the car right now
balls itchy again
maxbros... haase is closing in
Can Max do it?
oh it's Hantke now
It's 'stappen time
>>153951389do what? they already won
Return of the MaxIt isReturn of the MaxCome onReturn of the MaxOh, my GodYou know that I'll be back
qt
It's crazy how much rotation he gets out of his car. Sometimes it looks like he's oversteering but he's not.
>>153951373>>153950334>balls itchy againHe's just rearranging his boner. He's about to dry fuck the entire field.
I can't handle all this racism
>>153951413indeed
AMX must be dreading having to attend the slurper in Japan after experiencing all this proper racing again
>>153951513why can they never resist acting like whores?watching women have free reign on social media over the last 10-15 years has been one of the most blackpilling experiences ever
>>153951527this is pretty much his therapy for the endless humiliation rituals this season
>>153951513tight tight tight
racismus
>>153950296Everyone is running a train on her except those twoThat's just the way these things go
totototomax verstappen
>>153951513mental how slavic women look like that but then their men all look like this
>amx 7 seconds faster per lap compared to p2amd
>>153951609settle down ok
>amx 7 seconds a lap faster than the rest
>>153951413this women owe me sex
>>153951626>>153951629>still not matching the fastest lap
OUTTA MY WAY BMW FUCKING SHITS
Dickdum P2
>>153951660>"If longer you no go for a exist that gaps, are you no driver racing a longer" - Michael "Kimi" Ricciardo
>>153951660That would be two 10 second penalties in F1.
i love max so much it's unreal
>>153951660That's so unsafe. MASI DO SOMETHING
>>153951670P4*
>>153951660Holy shit, the balls on this guy.
>>153951660he raced me so hard
>>153951660>the gesture at the endlmao
>>153951660was it autism?
>>153951741Does he do anything that isn't severely autistic?
>>153951660only AMD AMX can deliver this level of kino
>>153951660Imaging this in F1
>even in endurance racing MWL
>>153951805The second driver on his team deserves the credit more than Max does
my boy is not totally washed just yet
>>153951816second driver was bit lucky too since the second audi driver was a rookie
>>153951816no the other MWL
bit gay
>>153951843how did my boy pepe do?sucks that they have to do another lap, they were only 1 min away from ending this race a lap earlier
>>153951843Jaguar still a thing ?
lol
>Max gets held up>Max shakes his headThis on board camera is kino
>Lee
>>153951660hij sneed me af
Is Max on another level
>>153951867couldn't really get out of the midfield, started P12 finished P9
Digits and Max announcing his F1 retirements at this race
>>153951877>>153951878>>153951879Kinography
>>153951843I should watch formula e since there's so many new zealanders driving in it but I don't
>>153951892It wasn't him, it was the other driver.
>>153951877>>153951878>>153951879leave it to random anons on /sp/ to get all the angles without coordinating
>>153951904yeah, kinda sad for him,
>>153951920Is he 28 laps faster than 2nd place?
Mercedes wins lol
>>153951939No, he completed 28 laps and 2nd is a minute behind
AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX AMD AMX
MAX MAX MAX SUPERMAX
grande juncadella
>>153951950Ah okay thanks
MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER SUPER MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX SUPER SUPER MAX MAX MAX
how can formula 1 ever recover from this?
new>>153951967>>153951967>>153951967
>>153951879>>153951878>>153951877>BMW bonnets >Nordschleifename a more iconic duo
haha assenheimer
DU DU DU DUVERSTAPPEN DOT COM
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always love me some random youtube normies talking mad shit
TUTUTUTU
didnt watchany highlights beside amx overtaking lower class cars?
>>153952050Watch the first stint. Very good constant 1v1 battle between AMX and the Audi until they both pitted.
>Mario KartF1 STOCKS GOES DOWN NOOOOOOOOOOO
where did my boy superGT finish? or was he banished to the shadow realm on lap 1 by a random swiss banker
>>153952099p29, first in his class (they were the only one in their class on track because fabiennes team kwabbed during quali and destroyed the car or some shit). no idea if they overtook cars of higher classes or not
Uhh podium?
>>153952135>first in his classbased>they were the only one in their classkwab> no idea if they overtook cars of higher classes or noti was trying to skim the vod but cant even find his race number (wikipedia says its 150 but i assume its different) and google is predictably shit about this
>>153952221632 was their numberhere is the entire onboard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcdt_l__mEE
>>153952155soon
>>153952250just skipped to a random part and witnessed whoever drove the 1st stint sending it
>>153952410oh and they apparently received a penalty because misha sped in the pitlane
>>153952434>mishasaw that guy drive an engine swapped twingo without rollcage like a retard, not surprised