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Chuck Norris Edition
>>153936549
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MERRIMACK WON :DDDD
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>>153944031
Rest In Peace, Chuck

>Press F to pay respects
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>>153944044
was rooting for zoomass desu senpai
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I miss him already
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reminder that the habsbeens lost against the red wings
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Why are they so good without Matthews?
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>>153944031
Chuck Norris never blocked a shot, the puck just went another way.
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>God: "Let there be light."
>Chuck Norris: "Say please"
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strawberry-vanilla flavored green tea with honey, an orange and rooting for the >laffs
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>>153944105
>tea
good sissy
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>>153944105
yum. I love green tea
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>>153944105
Too late for tea.
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>>153944126
Bruh im counting down the hours until my 10pm coffew
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>>153944048
F, missing in action was a good movie.
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>>153944120
>>153944124
>>153944126
stopped drinking coffee and energy drinks and switched to tea, no regrets
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>>153944138
You'll never be able to fall asleep with that much caffeine
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>>153944105
gay
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>>153944156
The Way of the Dragon was a classic
>I'm gonna miss them both
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>>153944191
Waitt until you hear about the 2 am coffee
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Shit games tonight
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>>153944199
you wouldn't be virgin if you consumed more tea and oranges
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>>153944230
I consume a lot of both and I'm a 28 year old khv
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>>153944230
ill have you know I had sex once in 2009
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>>153944258
This but 2008
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>>153944235
you are searching from wrong places. also don't push for relationship, take it easy
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>>153944262
Thanks for the advice, Pekka. I'll follow your approach
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>>153944264
i'm sure you'll find your love eventually :)
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idk how to talk to women
go sabres!
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Nah he wont
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women are part of the gay community
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>>153944258
>>153944259
I was in elementary school then
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>>153944287
Wow that sucks
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Gay is a word that means "lighthearted and carefree"
>or at least it did till the mid-20th century
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>>153944285
I know. I've seen them thirst over heated rivalry
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So how did the Devils go from best to worst in a few months
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name something you whisk
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Does anyone else hear that song another brick in the wall by pink floyd and when it gets to the part where it's like "hey! teacher! leave them kids alone!" But you hear it in Michael Richards voice screaming "Hey! Nigger! Leave those kids alone!" Or is it just me?
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>>153944332
Not all things need definition, lad
just let it be
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>>153944339
I've never heard that. I've been listening to have a cigar a lot lately
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>>153944339
I don't know what to tell you, I've always heard it as teacher.
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Meddle, Atom Heart Mother, and The Piper at the Gates of Dawn are the only Floyd albums worth listening to.
>now back to hockey, already in progress
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>>153944359
>>153944364
Ok maybe i should get that looked st
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Hurricanes are so fucking gay, they play bussi vs the blue jackets and leafs but not against the penguins? Fuck you
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>>153944017
NGMI
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>>153944384
This man does not speak the truth.
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>>153944339
yeah actually
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>>153944399
Those eyes saw Bedard as easy prey
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>>153944392
No, you're right. Mandela Effect got those guys but not us. Roger Waters wanted the song to be about reeducation camps to prepare for the NWO.
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>>153944412
to be fair, I didn't mention Live at Pompeii, their best recorded live performance, and my favorite work of theirs
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TUSKS UP
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>>153944435
Is it for or against the new world order
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>>153944444
Checked
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>>153944444
CHECKED AND BASED
>https://youtu.be/JQ2pTamaqQ4?si=bY03rkCgqwLFPjTC
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>>153944444
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>>153944453
Against but then they got him
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>>153944468
Damn not another one
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My avies play soon :)
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>>153944453
The new world order is old news pal
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>>153944485
Better be a banger because all these other games are shit
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>>153944485
Our condolences -_-
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my avies :)
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I wonder what goes through hoobs mind when he plays against his old team
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>>153944488
No it isn't. The end game has and always will be one world socialist government. My country is the testing grounds for what they can get away with.
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>>153944511
Hopefully not a bullet
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>>153944444
It is a treasure. Sound track to my life.
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>>153944513
They're shit and run by retards
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>>153944548
But enough about my islanders
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>>153944548
THIS
holy fuck, this, the "government" is a bunch of ass on head morons who can barely tie their shoes, that stupid I telll you
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my knighties suck bro's.
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>laffs
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>>153944570
We told you about Marner bro
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>>153944444
/mu/ runs /sp/
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>>153944521
Flamesbros probably trying to push him to it
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>laffs
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>>153944600
/mu/ is a dead board at this point. it's wiki is the only good part of it
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Guys I'm watching Jack Hughes tonight!
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>>153944611
based have fun bro
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>>153944611
Wow that sucks
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*opens /hoc/*
*opens /mu/*
*closes /mu/*
*closes /hoc/*
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>>153944610
I blame Grimes posters when Elon Musked her
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>>153944611
Based! Have fun at the game
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What should I think about Steve Yzerman
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/wsg/ is more /mu/ than /mu/ is these days anyways
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shit teams today
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>>153944635
Incredible player, architect of the Lightening, failed with the Wings.
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>>153944570
I had a pretty good marner today, myself
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>>153944644
At least he'll always have a ring
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>>153944611
how much did you pay to watch him play
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>>153944660
Unlike my Lundpads
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knies channeling his inner mackinnon
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>/hoc/ has less french in it all of a sudden
Say thank you
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>>153944645
we don't call those that here now
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We do call them Marners here
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>>153944720
Good post
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Just got back from taking a massive Toronto
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>>153944749
good post
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marner is simply biding his time in the shadows
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>/hoc/


>colon cleansing, Chuck Norris jokes, progressive rock analysis, and the Art of Hockey on Ice
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>>153944711
The habs are still ahead of you in the standings
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>>153944691
$25
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>>153944769
Did you need a colon cleanse after 4/17/22?
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>>153944766
When mine does that some coffee usually gets the trade rumors going
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We don't wanna go to war today
But the Lord of the Lash says, "Nay, nay, nay"
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day
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>>153944782
Screencapping this for when they get surpassed by a superior Red Wings teams lead by Blitzkrieg tier planner Yzerman
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>>153944799
>Blitzkrieg tier planner Yzerman
>added Faulk
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Narrator: he did, in fact, not screencap that post
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>still angry about Chuck Norris being dead
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>>153944838
Don't be angry he'a dead, be happy he lived
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be glad people die and leave this planet hell. it would be torture to live here forever
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my avies! :)
necas!
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Newlander sucks.
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>>153944856
I think I'd like to be here forever
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>>153944848
good post
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>lives in one of the safest, prosperous countries in the world
>hurrrrr this planet is hell
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>>153944856
Man, you can say that again
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>>153944871
this is only safe for turbo-brainwashed sheep, you have no idea how corrupted shit hole this country is
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>>153944808
Screencapped
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>>153944871
I do this and say this
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>Least depressed Finnish poster
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my avies!! :))
nelson!
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It would be cooler if they had no names, numbers or faces
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Spent an hour wandering around the park schizophrenically looking for my keys, which were in my sock the whole time. I think it might be CTE
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>>153944848
You're right, Chuck Norris wouldn't want me to be angry about his passing; I feel better now
>just like that?
Yup...
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>>153944048
Even an image this simple has the AI piss-filter

Is the technology not there yet?
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>>153944384
just watch Live at Pompeii, peak Floyd
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calgary flimlammers be playin the florida meowcats
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>>153944954
It should be a fun game. Both teams got players with something to prove.
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>>153944917
Perhaps you should speak to some sort of medical professional; head injuries should never be ignored
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>>153944953
We discussed that already, smoothbrain
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>>153944917
kek
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absolutely dire schedule today
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>>153944932
That's a hand crafted image pal
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Tomorrow is schedule for euros. Thank you Gary
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>>153944979
Gary intentionally ruins the Friday schedule so that fans can go out and procreate, making a new generation of hockey fans.
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>>153944953
>>153944974
see
>>153944444
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Hey! Nigger! Leave those kids alone!
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>>153944974
yeah saw that after I finished perusing the thread, my bad.
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>>153945001
Raped
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>>153945000
checked, and Thank You, Gary
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>Blackhawks
More like rapedhawks
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>>153945040
19 shots to 5 after the 1st. That is a beating.
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Toronto wins
Behold! Numbers!
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>>153945057
Lies
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Why couldn't Joshua win the hearts of laffs fans the way he did in Vancouver?
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>>153945086
laffs fans don’t have hearts
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Reminder if Avs get 1 point today they clinch a play-off spot.
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>>153945096
thank you for the (((parity))) gary
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>>153945074
you were saying?
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>>153945111
we got a Nostradamus over here!
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maccelli 0+2 so far 8)
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>>153945096
forget 1v8, it's time for 1v16
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>>153945096
Thank you Gary
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The Kings have the same amount of points as the Devils who are 13th in the east
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>>153945096
Gary what the heck kinda bull dookie is this!
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>>153945111
>a tie game is a win for laffs fans now
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Who cares about the pacific teams?

They'll just get raped by a central anyways.
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if the sabres win the presidents trophy while the dead things miss the playoffs entirely, how badly will ol stevies reputation be tarnished?
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Kwings are winning!
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>>153944994
Is it though
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>>153945134
Central teams will be to beat up by the time they reach conference finals
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>>153945155
Yes, that image was made way before ai
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>>153944883
I wish I could be Finnish
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>questioning the reality we live in
You people are all thought criminals and should be reported at once
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>>153945129
did i say it would be a tie?
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>>153944883
>AAAHHH HELP I LIVE IN A HOMOGENOUS SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY FILLED WITH HOT WOMEN, FREE HEALTHCARE, AND A STRONG SOCIAL SAFETY NET
Yea its IMPOSSIBLE to suffer in Binland
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>>153945193
You said the would win. And they didn't. Thank you fuck you bye.
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jfc
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Boots with the fur!
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>As of mid-March 2026, the percentage of NHL games going to overtime is roughly 25.7%.

>This is notably high compared to historical averages; for context, the 2024–25 season saw about 20.6% of games go to extra time. Early in the 2025–26 season, that figure peaked near 28-29%, sparking significant discussion about "loser points" and league parity before stabilizing closer to the current mark.
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>>153945186
every single city and town is run by cocksucking freemason fags.. good thing it is coming to an end very soon tho
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>>153945218
Boomer die off? Commie take over?
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>>153945200
like said you know nothing about the matter
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I would be a good little freemason probably
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>>153945231
literal nwo and i'm not talking about illuminati shit since it is same shit than freemasonry. but im too tired and not the right place to speak said topic
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>>153945096
very very cool
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>>153945216
Bring back ties I say
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the fin is right tho that female pm that everyone used to jerk off to was nothing but a WEF puppet meant to destabilize the country and institute retarded policies, same with Justin Trudeau and that other bitch that ran New Zealand. All puppets of the new world order.
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>>153945233
All i know thats bad in Finland is the job market for tech students
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>penn state actually tied it

My Lady Fightin' McKennas :)
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>>153945260
It's bad for every student
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Please win Calgary ):
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now gn /hoc/, see you tomorrow :)
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my avies :(
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>>153945254
NO

The only way to handle a tie game result is with a Goon Fight
The best man is the last man on his feet
>Gary knows I';m right, but he doesn't like it for childish reasons for a man like Gary Bettman
>silly man, Gary
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>>153945254
As far as pregame uniforms are concerned I agree. This "casual wear" bullshit is disgraceful to the game.
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>>153945274
Night, pekka
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>>153945292
I'll allow a bench brawl for the points, but the winner gets 2 and the loser goes gome with 1 then
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>>153945254
Starting next year new players will be required to wear neck guards. Ties wouldn't add much to that.
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>>153945304
I know you're joking, but you're also not joking, and I'm with that
>I'm hip
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>>153945308
Fair deal; It's a deal then
>Have Gary send the girl over so I can sign the papers
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>>153945274
Hyvaa Yota. I'm hitting the hay soon as well
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>Oh, I can't wait for Friday to get here, so I can take a nice long nap
I'm feeling it
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Gary got out jew’d by a Mexican
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>>153945330
>>153945315
Raped retard
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>>153945429
It's friday night buddy take a break
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>>153945429
the weekend is just beginning to perform the lord's work
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>the kitties
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TUSKS UP
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Huomenta but the opposite
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Oh look a nothing call against the ducks AGAIN refs don't even try hiding their hatred for us every single game
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It's clear to the naked eye; the Panthers and the Oilers do not DESERVE a threepeat
>and the honeymoon is over
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Uconn vs Merrimack is an unexpected hockey east finals
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>>153945620
Nighty-night
>>153945632
Dartmouth v Princeton is VERY traditional, I approve
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my avies!!! :)))
kadri!
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>his avies
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>Ohio St v Michigan
>Merrimack v. UConn
>Princeton v Dartmouth
>Minnesota-Duluth v. Denver
>Sacred Heart v. Bentley
Wild Div 1 post-season sizing up over here, lads
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my panthers
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POEHLING SHORTY
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The crack on the back says we're gonna fight
We're gonna march all day and night and moooooore
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Muh Steelies -_-
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my avies!!!! :D
nichushkin!
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>>153944611
based
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>>153945700
>Bentley
who
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muh Pensacola Ice Flyers
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>>153945739
We don't wanna go to war today,
but the keeper of the whip says nay nay nay
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CATS ARE BACK!!!!!
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>>153945832
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Bit sick of having my friday night ruined by Gary
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>>153945986
Gary tries EVERY Friday, and what do you do, huh?? Bitch? Oh, that's helpful... sheesh
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do we really have to pretend those chuck norris jokes were ever funny just because he died? give me a fucking break. watch his shitty movies if you care
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>>153946047
Lighten up
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> formerly Norris'
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>>153946047
And delivered a kick, which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
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>>153946077
>Norris's Lorries & Porridge
Sounds like a decent trucker station to me
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>>153946112
Carriage Ferry?
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Calgary has a 7minute powerplay
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maximum penalty for Greer??
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Not often does a goalie have 4GA with a save percentage of .918
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haha get fucked you finnish faggot
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>>153945626
>>153946150
>>153946173
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>>153946150
Flames aren't going to score
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>>153944204
>Lee's request for a rematch was approved
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>>153946198
I sat for a good ten minutes when I first heard the news, imagining Chuck and Bruce together again, sparring in the fields of Valhalla -_-
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>>153946047
Chuck Norris jokes are funny but his movies suck.
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all my heroes are deeeeeeeead
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The panthers won't sniff a finals for another 30 years and I couldn't be happier
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>>153946260
You realize Gary is letting them keep their first overall this year and theyre getting Mckenna?
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>>153946260
I think they'll be good again next season
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>>153946276
>theyre getting Mckenna?
Actually he currently belongs to the Canucks.
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>>153946279
they will
they'll be on fire and dangerous next season
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eat shit florida
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>>153946321
based flamers
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Aj Greer is a piece of shit trying to paralyze a former teammate
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>>153946321
Florida just wanted to use their last dying breath to spank the oilers one more time
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>Alpha League is for Alphas
>Omega League, for Omegas
>Whiskey League is for whiskey drinkers
>Easy League is for taking it easy
>Queer League is for queers
>>
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>>153946260
This just means tampa will make the scf for the next 30 years
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YOUR duckies are currently playing HIS mammary glandsies
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>Gary League is for Gary
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Panthers are a scumbag team why couldnt the oilers manage to stop them from winning a cup?
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>>153946454
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this 3rd period better make up for all the shit games tonight
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>>153946466
They suck
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This shit is wild, even tampon gay isn’t far from everyone and people say their the favorite to win the east.
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>>153946466
no one nose
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>>153946477
Mcdavid is the best hockey player ever
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>>153946492
>the treliving effect
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>>153946509
Meanwhile flames are the new Buffalo sabres hahahahaha
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The east are the biggest bunch of 2nd place teams you've ever seen. The Avs/Stars series will be for the stanley cup
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>>153946505
Retard
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>>153946543
well, I'm certain that reading this will hurt their feelings
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What a move
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>>153945011
Talk about a bad night
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Gay sport targeted toward fake tough guys
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wheres jen
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>>153946614
>8675309
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>zary likes a post from his friend winning the Stanley cup
>his friend responds by throwing him headfirst into the boards
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damn son
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>>153946636
just banter mate
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Mammoth just got canada'd
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>>153946641
Clayton Keller? More like Helen Keller
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blues bros... i'm listening to gloria
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>G, L, O, R, I, A!!
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i dont care for the gloryhole song
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Patti Smithchad genny I heard
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keller just got OWNED like a BITCH on that play. kek. faggot ass failed gary team.
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CUTTER EMPTY NETTER
GGs mammoth you guys have a good team. Just needs some more time
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Utah announcers waving the white towel with 1:30 left, kwab
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kek
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>>153946809
I mean it's ogre. 2 empty netters
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>>153946809
1993, 2014 btw
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>>153946823
Utah never won the cup
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>>153946831
Neither have (You)
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EVERYONE'S HUGGING!!!!!
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>>153946823
What does 2014 mean?
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>>153946834
Really? I cheer for 5 different teams I’ve seen mutiple of my teams win so I’ve technically won plenty of times
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>>153946842
amount of cock your mom took in her ass last season.
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>>153946847
>i clap for them, so that means I'm a good wittle goy!
kek
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'awks
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The Utah Mammoths suck. Time to relocated them to Utan and name them the Utah Grizzlies. Only then will they not suck.
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>swedecuck softpusy wants to get involved in the convo yet again
kek. go get Malmo'd.
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>>153946850
In a row?
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sigh, it's the mildcuck here to ruin yet another thread. Ill check back later when his tantrums have tired him out and he goes to sleep.
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>>153946847
Your father and country are both disappointed in you
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>>153946911
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>m-m-mild c-c-cuck
Rent. Free. Yet again.
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>she spends all day on /hoc/ just WAITING for me to post.
kwasofpooooooosay.
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All. Fucking. Day.
kek
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Minnescrota needs a Vancouver tier explosive teardown just to get this faggot to stop posting
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Huomenta
>laffs
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>>153946945
What has Canada ever done for me. I wasn’t even cheering for Canada lol I was cheering for whichever team had the most of my players on it
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>someone stop him from posting these things that make me screech and squeeallll!!!!!! reeeeeeeeeee!
kek
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It’s up
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the dream is alive
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theres still a chance he could play in the cup final
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>>153947080
lol
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>>153947080
Trade deadline has passed though...
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It's great that these fucking people refuses to integrate and instead make their own shadow societies in their own language and culture, and NHL.com thinks this is just fucking great.
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>153947015
>He just keeps making it worse
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>>153947080
Yes but which year?
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>>153947151
nah that was hampage
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>>153947151
kwab that was hampage and ricoshit. he might finally give tiny a run for his money for kwaboty
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knights play in the morning
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>This is George Parros, Senior Vice President of the National Hockey League’s Department of Player Safety. I will give A.J. Greer a $5000 fine, the maximum amount allowed under the CBA. Thank you for watching this video.
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>>153947247
Better get some rest
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>>153947266
I can’t believe Shannhan was better in this job than this retard
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>>153947289
I like how shanahan used to release videos explaining his decisions
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>>153947335
Yeah I don’t know parros doesn’t do that
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28 days until the playoffs
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>>153947286
why they're gonna lose anyway. i'll drink beers instead.
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Wow that hangover marner was a real liquid stinker. Think I should lay off the booze today.
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>>153947359
28 days of torment
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>>153947379
sorry to hear about your roy
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>>153947391
Still marner
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>>153947391
What's a roy? His and Roger's gas station (formerly Chucks)
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>>153947396
we don't call those that here now
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>>153947360
You should take care of your fucking kids instead.
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Cherry was right about Carolina
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>>153947424
remember when ya got fired from your paper delivery boy job that you had for a decade plus kwab
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>>153947424
>>153947457
Yo is this true? This the first im hearing of it.
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>>153947472
'fraid so kwab
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>>153947416
Retard
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>>153947489
we don't sign our posts here
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>>153947480
Poor guy
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Luv hoc, hate Gary NHL
Simple as
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hoc? more like cock
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todays games... todays games??? todays games!!!

are shit!
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What are you guys doing
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>>153947615
im only awake because I accidentally took a nap earlier
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>>153947614
>stars/wild
>islanders/habs
>bruins/red wings
All worth a watch
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>>153947621
Ok cool so what are you doing
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>>153947615
watching oot videos but going to bed soon. might login to some pokemon fire red beofe bed
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>>153947630
Damn you still didnt best it even with a guide
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>>153947615
im resting contentedly because i just put an eggwich in my tum tum
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>>153947637
Im about to eat a sandwhich
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>>153947627
shitposting on /sp/ and /mu/ while watching youtube videos of hot asian girls camping
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>>153947636
cope i did beat it and didn't use a guide even in the water temple. i did get filtered by that one key below the central tower though fucken assholes trolling in '98
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>>153947614
Hope my penguins win and kraken and habs win
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>>153947637
>eggwich
Who let this young man onto their Windows 98 to post on 4channel?
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>>153947651
>youtube videos of hot asian girls camping
this is relevant to my interests
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>>153947651
Link?? Or the channel name
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>>153947652
Ok but did you get the triforce?
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>>153947654
same
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>>153947664
no but my best friend navi left without saying a fucken word :(
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>>153947659
tori camp
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>>153947589
The crack on the back says we're gonna fight
We're gonna march all day and night and more
For we are the slaves of the Dark Lord's war
Left, right, left, right, left, right
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>>153947659
link rules i started wind waker the other day but have been playing pokemon and diablo
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>>153947674
based how's the diablo season going. is it that new pokemon game that looks like animal crossing?
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>>153947686
diablo season is lame desu it is a filler season since the expansion comes out next month. i was max level and on the second highest difficulty in endgame on day 1. still have some cosmetics to grind for though and then i'll be done until the expansion.

not that game! but it's supposed to be good. i might buy it eventually. journalist and players alike say it's very good.
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>>153947695
sounds awesome bro youre a diablo champ

I leveled up Firestorm, Red Hood, Black Adam, Robin, Green Arrow and The Flash, Currently working on Catwoman. After she's done I'll be halfway through the roster, only 18 more to go! Keep grinding bro.
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>>153947711
god damn dude, you're killing it. keep it up. who's your favorite character so far?
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>>153947715
They are all fun to use but idk I still really want to bang Supergirl. Gorilka Grodd has really good animations but they all do.
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>>153947673
long line for E.M.
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>>153944044
978 mentioned!!!!
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>>153946216
Valhalla is the queerest of afterlifes honestly
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i think connor bedard is the coolest player in the league
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>>153947933
really? he doesn't look cool.
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>>153947938
he's a straight up gangsta though
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>>153948026
gay-ngster
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faggiest fag in the league award goes to marchbitch
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>>153947472
>>153947548
Nah, the media company I work for just decided to only print the morning paper 3 days per week instead of 6 with start this upcoming September. So people will get fired, but I've worked long enough to keep the job, but it will probably be a lot less hours and that equals a lot less pay. I'm going to quit before that though.
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>>153948571
?? that was a jocular and endearing response by brad there
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>>153948618
Damn that sucks bro, hope you find something else.
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>>153948659
nta and I agree
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>>153948669
I have enough savings to last a long while without a job, so it doesn't really matter.
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You have absolutely no savings working a paper round
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>>153948998
Ok.
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>>153949095
bodied that freak
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the last time a canadian team was the first team to 100 points was the montreal canadiens in the 2014-2015 season
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>>153949279
carey price deserved better
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>>153949314
introduction of that engine to firewater was his downfall
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>>153949095
Not from delivering paper.
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Test
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>>153949521
icles
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6 hours until puck drop, get ya naps in
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>>153949639
13 hours for me, which is perfect because that's pretty much my ideal night's sleep these days
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my hawkies :)
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>>153949736
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>>153949732
That's more than half the day
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>>153949751
Yeah I won't really be in bed that long. I have to get out and run errands early and I'm hoping to be back before puk drop
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>>153949512
That's exactly where it's from.
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>>153948571
He rekt and ratiod you
just get over it
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Flames won
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>>153950107
And it doesn't matter cause they're 2nd last in the western conference.
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The 12th team in the NHL standings is not in the playoffs

The 20th ranked team is
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>>153949736
zamnnn nazar got it like that??
>HEIGHT:5'8"
>BUST:32"
>CUP:B
>WAIST:27"
>HIPS:36"
>SHOE SIZE:7.5
>HAIR:DARK BROWN
>EYES:BROWN
>BIRTH DATE:9/29/03
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Jackies play today
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>>153950899
Reddit the NHL team
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>>153950964
You're thinking of Detroit fren
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>>153950134
>laffs
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>>153947614
hopefully my laffies try this one time just to make sennies fans even more miserable
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>>153951007
>laffs
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>>153950981
Columbus is reddit incarnate
>Muh 5th line
>Muh cannon
>Muh humble feel good team that is shit
>Le underdog
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some early games for us eurobros tonight thanks gary. gonna watch my sharkies
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Oilers play at 7 today
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>>153951102
*upvotes*
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>upvotes
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>>153950833
what race is she ?
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>>153951102
You seem to know a lot about reddit
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>>153951379
american
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>>153951440
Lol get it it's a mystery meat
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>>153951440
>Italian
Dam. It's over for her
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really makes ya think
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just had one of those really long, hot silent farts that smell really bad but make you feel amazing after
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>>153951795
bet it smelled like semen
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>>153951821
i ate a whole pizza at midnight so it was mostly that
>>
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>>153951837
There's nothing like a midnight pidser
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Congrats to the aves for clinching playoffs!
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>>153951379
sea hapa
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Only 3 and a half more weeks until gary's playoffs start.
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>>153951977
forehead too big. she sort of has the "hot girl" look but somethings off. sort of a walmart hot girl.
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>>153952020
I can't wait for this year's playoffs
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>>153952026
do you live in miami or something? she's hawt af
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>>153951977
i bet they have a terrible sex life.
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>>153952026
that is not a walmart girl
that is at least a harris teeter girl
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two dudes in carolina. one named aho. and then, get this:
>bussi
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Two canes players, Stank and Bussi.
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>>153952107
He's bussin fr fr
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>>153952107
JEN
randy didn't even notice, he was too busy hunting for cock kwab
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>>153951102
*casually tosses an octopus on the ice*
AMIDOINITRITE?!
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Detroit vs Boston is a big game tonight
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>>153951977
yikes
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>>153951900
have the ottawa senators tried embracing the warm light of islam?
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>>153950833
Good for him for not dating yet another blonde bimbo
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if i was in the nhl i would only date east asians
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>>153952308
But what if your children turned out short? I'd look for women at least 5'8 and athletic
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>>153952323
why would you want a woman taller than you?
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>>153952340
to ensure my future sons aren't manlets
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>>153952323
look how jason robertson and his brother turned out born from a genetic dead end
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>>153952323
have strong seed and it wont be a problem
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if i was in the nhl i would only date pwhl players
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>>153952448
that would be a really difficult relationship to maintain unless you both played in the same city
also are any of them even hot? i looked at some of the rosters and... meh
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if i was in the nhl, my wife would be cheryl pounder
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>>153952448
same. I'm only looking for smart ivy league educated collegepuck women
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if i was in the nhl i would only date players on other teams
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ce soir
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>>153952659
explains why you're single
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>>153952680
bit heated
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>>153952680
b-but they're all boys
>>
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>>153952689
My standards are so low I'm willing to date the average /soc/ user
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KEY MATCHUP ALERT
>KEY MATCHUP ALERT
KEY MATCHUP ALERT
>KEY MATCHUP ALERT
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I would date Gary
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i would date helen keller
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>>153952733
#allgamesareimportant
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a little university puck from god's country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z3ckitfMkk
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>>153952702
How did the Lightning get their 1C and 2C in the 3rd round?
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>>153952800
gary magic
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>>153952683
Yes, tonight, hasbs will be CORRECTED.
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>>153952733
That game might determine their fates this season
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Based beyond belief
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>>153952860
jen
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>>153952860
/hoc/ on the right
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What are the chances my Rangers get a top 2 pick? Dont watch hockey when they suck so I really need something to go there way if I'm going to watch again.
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>>153952860
Average Bruins fan
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>>153952902
/hoc/ is a boys only high school
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/hoc/ is a goys only high school
gary's orders
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smu is putting a beating on windsor
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>>153947819
Andover checking in
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>>153952733
its a turdoff
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we need some zoomers up in here to spice this genny up
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>>153952908
Why do you care? You've never watched a game of theirs in your life
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my luleå is so good and headed for another championship. crybaby bitchass skellefteå will choke in the ploffs again
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>>153953049
67
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>>153952702
is dvorak a good player
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>>153953065
good luck!
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dumb penalty, boyd
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>>153953049
gary wouldn't let that happen
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hey bro's i'm having a gatorlyte and shitty wendys brekki
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>>153953115
get you were drinking last night
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>>153953049
iirc one of the pekkas is a teen. im an elder zoomer
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>>153953066
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>>153953118
yep
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>>153953143
bedard became a man after the corey perry incident
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>>153953031
>laffs
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nice to buy pack of bread and 2 of those breads already has mold..

anyways good evening /hoc/ :)
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>not buying bread from Latvia
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My Bluejackets are gonna fuck people up and you're all scared.
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>>153953216
>>153953216
>>153953216
NEW
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>>153953054
I always watch them until they are eliminated. Not watching some pathetic lottery team. What's the point?



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