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It’s up
knights play today
>>153953181sorry pekka. at least you have one loaf of bread
>>153953225doubtful
>>153953216Our penguins (:
>>153953224the shorks are sinking
>>153953244Just like my islanders
>>153953234cope they play in just over an hour
Last night I dreamed about my high school crush and woke up with a boner
>>153953258I bet my high school gf is obese she was latina
Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamanaics, Krak addicts and to all other Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.
it seems that everyone in the world has moved on from jack hughes
>>153953256No, they have a game scheduled in just over an hour.
good edition
>>153953264my 10 year is this june. I wonder how many of my classmates are now obese
>>153953229i dumbed all, have to go buy new one after the first period
>>153953282based crosby
sources tell me celebrini is planning to feminize zegras
jest, preds, mild, gaybres, shorks, jackies, islels, snes, cantpucks, blots
>>153953350why are zoomers so zesty?
>>153953298oh well. safe travels, ojvind
>>153953404ty! tho store closes in hour so if gary DONT DROP THE FAKING PUCK SOON i have to leave before the period ends
>>153953347indeed!
>>153953427what are you getting from the store bro
>>153953427just go now. gary runs on island time
>>153953445
>>153953392idk man i've never seen a zoomer act as fruity as the millenial marner
>>153953445pack of bread, cheese and some juice! i already have snacks>>153953446yeah i was thinking, well brb!
>>153953475>tfw marner is my age
>>153953427My store visit today was a complete disaster. Just like my islanders.
>>153953502They sell celsius in aland? neat
what is mcdavids legacy gonna be? will he be the dan marino of hockey?
>>153953502shouldve got a bangs
This guy got the presidential medal of freedom
>>153953517generational loser. if he ever does win a cup it will be on an american team while hes injured and doesnt play in the final. it will be worse for him psychologically than never winning one at all.
>>153953513>>153953520ES has my heart and soul. I wont abandon her.
>>153953517he shall retire cupless and childless
>>153953502shitt no es? hope you got something else thenPENS SCAAAAAARRRRAND AGAINNNN :DD
Our penguins (:
>>153953538the marian hossa method
My penguins =)
>>153953555I did (Sandels)
Hellebuyck really only performed well at the olympics
hellecucklole
My penguins ):
>>153953475marner, by definition, isn't a millennial
>>153953566well its kalsarikännit then?kek what a game, how i suppose to leave this?
>>153953571In the olympics final, the rest were either normal games or against much worse teams
skinner would have made that save just saying
im struggling to figure out why canada put binnington on their roster, let alone played him in the gold medal game despite having one of the leagues worst GAAdid they really have no one else? what about that guy on colorado?
>>153953587good point. he wasn't really challenged until the finals
>>153953588Retard
>>153953589the game wasnt decided by goaltending
>>153953589Canada has no good goalies now
>>153953606retard
>>153953600did... did you even watch it?
>>153953623that game was unbelievably kino
>>153953622of course2-1 score in 3v3 otthe goaltending was even
>>153953623should've taken bouchard over bitchboy toews
>>153953627Yle announcers called a "miracle on ice" seconds after the OT goal went in.
I'll watch the games once I master seeing the puck
gary has a micropuck
>>153953729Source?
i don't even watch games i just wait for locker room footage to leak online
>>153953806has it ever been leaked? I don't think we've ever seen an nhl player nude
>>153953643> boushartJen
>>153953791let's just say i know a guy
>>153953582I would say he is a good representative of our culture
we call those nicolas roys now
>>153953582he's 1997, so he's a zillennial
there was a marner in my bed when i woke up today
>>153953988uh oh stinky
>>153953517>>153953538>>153953551he will be bringing the cup home (to the flyers)
>>153954017just like my briefs
>>153953986right, not a millennial
back and saw the hottest hoholina yet in the store
>>153954023nah he's heading to the sunbelt to chase latinas
>>153954039that script was discarded months ago, he's moving to delco to chase yuenglings
i heard he's reuniting with pulju
>>153954223good post
>>153954223>bulju returns to oilers>wins stan lee bowl>mcmeme is forced to chug buljus cum from the kuppiKino ending.
i shit on the gary city
Buji is playing in Switzerland now
>>153954346tbf, most people do
>>153954372michael jackson was from there
>knights let in 1 goal on 1 shot>againKEK i hope we get swept
>>153954337>>153954365bulju is sonni
KARLSSON SCAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>153954730KARLSSONKARLSSONVÄRLDEN BÄSTA KARLSSON
>>153954771indeed! almost got 2nd goal
My penguins (:
>>153954372It's amazing how Gary is a shit hole but all the suburbs around it are over proced McNeighboorhoods
>>153954883Sounds very much like that one peninsula.
>>153954633>eichel on the ice'fraid his knights have peakedbut at least we have the memories
it's an island
>>153955043true. 2023 was truly an anomaly for me. the whole year until november was unbelievably based. a small beacon of light in a sea of darkness before and since
please winnipeg get a meme win. i need every team to crash and burn so i get to see my bruins flame out in round 1
me jets :)
>>153955069Don't worry we're all getting our Brian Rolston 79 point seasons :)
high stick kek
>>153955343Just like cockmike :DD
>>153955360xDD
skinner and jarry are both mega ass
>>153955391just like my islanders
>>153955391nah skinner is fine, future cup winner
>>153955391>>153955411
Jeff Skinner got to play in the playoffs last year :)
>>153955437Didn’t ask (:
>How The Senaturds Tries To Keep Away Fans Away While Doing A Pisspoor Job Of It
Jets SCAR :)
What was that from Silovs?
Do the penguins know they need to win this to make the playoffs?
Cindy is washed.
>>153955478Gary needs to move the Sens to Houston
>>153955544>laffs
Pens are gonna choke like they did that year when they lost at home to Chicago and missed the playoffs
>>153955069For me it was a terrible year that I barely salvaged
>>153955579I want to see Crosby make playoffs one final time
>>153955579Just like my islanders
Is Karlsson back?
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR KARLSSON AGAINN
>>153955672he has 3rd most points of the league since olympic break i think
this game in trashville is SPICY
>vague ass
Not a single pacific team should make playoffs
>4full draw
>>153955861True
I eat ass
>>153955895Gross
>>153955895
>another penguins overtime slopSad
>Veg4s
I drink ass
>>153955895Hopefully you make her shower first
>>153955895what would your ancestors think of that behaviour?
>>153955927>her
>>153955927>herwe're dealing with a pekka here, anon
>>153955979Some crazy things happen in the sauna
>another fucking shootoutFor fuck sakes
>a standard regulation Gary OutNEAT!!!
>>153956051the days of my knighties carrying the broship are over
what's this defensive structure called?
>Jorts
MY PENGUINS WON A FUCKING SHOOTOUT (:
FACKING NICE WIN
RETARD RAKELL
jets deserve to lose for not standing up for goalie
now little bit dirt rally action
>letting my penguins win on a shootout:)
Would it be better for my penguins if the red wings won or bruins won tonight?
>Vegass Golden Showers
>>153956225Red wings winning
>>153956279Why
>>153956225Well, neither of them play in your division, so I'd probably be more concerned about islanders/habs
>>153956294It’s just incase they need the wild card
>>153956085end of an era :(
Why the fuck is Ryan Reaves in the NHL?
Spurgy's made it to 1,000. Crazy.
>>153956349laffs gave him a stupid contract
>>153956378You could say that about 4 different players right now.
>>153956349good locker room guy especially for the young sharkies
>>153956349Gary’s diversity
>>153956349>Ryan Reavesdei
dirty fuckin' piece of shit robertson. That's why HUGHES is a Golf Medal Winner and you're a FUCKING BUM!
good hit . get up.
>>153956468>good hityeah, that's why the refs called a penalty on it. you stupid fucking faggot retard.
Mukhamadullin is not moving
What's the point of Reaves if teams do this anyway
>>153956484I dont listen to leafs
>>153956532He wobbly kek
>>153956543Your country will never win anything of true value.
>>153956543holy kek
man, vegas is terrible
we really still indeed do call them marners
>>153956584so you are saying your gold is also trash?
tocchet looks dead inside
You will never convince me that "Will Smith" is good at hockey
>>153956639jlmi
>>153956633Ours was won with the best of the best. "Yours" was true amateur hockey. Pathetic.
i can't believe people pay the kings to watch this fucking sleep inducing trite disguised as hockey
>>153956662True, but at least he doesn't have to cuss in his raps to sell records.
>>153956639Probably because he knows his style of hockey cant cut it anymore
>>153956662Celebrini is the superior zoomer
These games all suck, except for the one where vegass is getting their shit pushed in by 36 year old steven stamkos
>>153956673lmao cope harder, no russia no real gold
hobart is too powerful
>>153956787Russia kicked your ass in the Winter War, but only the (((propaganda))) made it's way to the press. Hope to see it happen again real soon.
>>153956788the Statesmen? Yeah, too true
>>153956792lolololol what ever makes you sleep better xD you are being run by pedophiles quite literally btw
i get surprised when smith passes it to someone other than celebrini
>>153956788Hamilton will dethrone them
>>153956803So are you. What? You didn't know? Sad. Anyways, hockey is on.
>>153956803You’re mean Pekka :( we won the Olympics
>>153956874Maybe he'll cheer up if we feed him some pickled herring or something
>We're gonna run it back, ok?
There's always a forced fight or two in one of these matinee games. They are turning hockey into WWE
Rasmus andersson been bad for vegass
>>153956874sad reality, and it wont stop until people starts to wake up. should start to attack those who protects the "elite"go stars!
>trb arguing with himself on a vpn
>>153956905based
>Mild
Is Jason Robertson a whiskey drinker or a milk drinker?
>>153956935milk for sure
Vegas is missing playoffs
>>153956935Latter. He’s all about those gains
>>153957016Very cool
>>153957016Wolf mogs his goofy ahhh
>>153956935Milk because he’s always snacking on a cookie
>>153957016>A'DUUUUUUUUUUURR!!gap mouth grin and all, neat
> Report: Oilers’ Leon Draisaitl in Germany receiving treatment for lower-body injury and to get the fuck out of Edmongolia.
>>153957051Yet he signed an extensive
>>153957058an extensive what?
>>153957069A extensive with Edmonton
>>153957051this is a good one because mongolia and alberta have the same biome
Gary said he's not switching to 1-8, which means the Pacific will be guaranteed 3 playoff teams for the foreseeable future
I thought he was fired like three weeks ago? How can an NHL organization be so lazy that they don't bother changing information on their own website?
>Shorks
>>153957120From a pure business standpoint his logic is actually pretty sound. With the current format you can pretty much guarantee great ratings early on instead of hoping viewers stick with it to the later rounds with minimal attrition.
>>153957154No it's not. Fandom is based on hope and deep playoff runs builds hope. If your team is a good regular season team but never makes a playoff run, fans lose hope and they go to other sports.
this shorks game is a real slurper
Magic Hands Thompson does it again
tage thompson is really good at hockey
>>153957244Bud says he’s the next Mario
going from nsh/vgs to min/dal is jarring
/hoc/'s Jackies :)
>>153957262Broken clocks and all that
>>153957324true enough
>>153957213idk I'm sure the LA Kings are also capable of getting dumpstered by central teams, not just the Oilers
Go my starsies. im glory hunting them now after panthers
>>153957226
Everyone just ignores my posts all the time when I talk hockey. but someone posts low effort off topic bait and gets 20 million replies.
>>153957315Shut the fuck up
>>153957262true he really knows puck
Bud is a failure of a man he should just become trans
Jackies making them seethe :)
>>153957376goddamn thats pretty stupid post
my knights got btfo again bro's>>153957282kek
the Ice seems good in minnesota
my jackies :)
>>153957400>t. finnish pro scout mad that he got shown up by bud
Vegas is slowly dropping out the playoffs :))
>>153957444just like my islanders
>>153957444No other retard team will catch them unfortunately
>>153957444good
>>153953623Matt Boldy is underrated
my sharkies!! :)
Islanders are dogshit I wipe off my boot
>>153957426your life must be miserable, good riddance
The Pacific is so fucking ass. Easiest division to rebuild in for sure
>>153957482>dustin wolf is shit>flames have allowed less goals than playoff teams lol okay
>>153957444There’s no way they miss playoffs
3-0 Jackies!
my jackies scar again :)xheattle not even trying
>>153957501>dustin wolf is shitmany are saying this
Vegas have lost their last three games 4-1, 4-0, and 2-0
>>153957501wolf is on pace for a generational talent level career and under the management of craig conroy aswell as a state of the art new arena i think the flames will be one heck of a team
Wolf is elite. Flames are elite
Stupid kraken trannies
i wish /myteam/ could be as bad as seattle and still only be 2 points out of the playoffs
>>153957557Man, unlicensed Adobe software users can be so cruel
>>153957444cant believe the toronto media would do this
>DallasallaD
what a pass
>most dangerous draws
>>153957477They will put belt-to-ass on hasbs tonight.
I’m sorry but in what world does wolf not make the American Olympics roster. Theyre lucky Canada choked that game so that mistake isn’t given more attention. He’s definitely the best American goalie in the league.
Ref Angeles Queens
>>153957628I think so too
Some people like belt to ass
I put my belt through the loops in my pants
>>153957689I bet those people listen to the Velvet Underground
I wish these fucken nerds would go home the standard tournament is over.
merci beaucoup quebec !
>>153957718What’s wrong with velvet underground?
draisaitl is getting those special german stem cells
>>153957774nothing/hoc/ just has bad taste in music
It's time to bring back bullying
>>153957774Have you ever listened to Nico sing? she's not very good https://youtu.be/E4Qcz-GH_j0>other wise, Venus In Furs was a smashing success
>>153957856
refs should be required to wear body cams
>>153957856>>153957875Cute :3
/hoc/ should be required to take showers
my roommates cat is meowing at me again
>>153957843/hoc/ likes to rock
>>153957915well, meow something back, don't be rude
>>153957911I shower every day - and again if I workout >:(
>>153957915Give him a treat :3
>>153957915Meow back
When is the NHL going to start protecting star players? Literally nobody buys tickets to watch Radko Gudas play
Werenski has 3 assist with 6:45 toi
>>153957993i gave him some food and he seemed to enjoy it <3
>>153958016I do
>>153958076/hoc/ is pleased
>>153958016Bald fraud and Mats Sundin
>>153958040N O R R I SORRIS
sup /hoc/big shitposting night to come
>>153957704>>153957767I have never seen a more accurate depiction of Mr Bettman in my life
Wake up PhiladelphiaAnd let me hear ya singThe Orange and the BlackThe Orange and the Black
>>153955478When you can resell leafs & habs game tickets and pay for the rest of your season ticket package, you won't be able to stop it.
Aw poor eastern teams that will miss playoffs. I feel no pity for you since you all laughed when the flames missed playoffs with 96 points.
>>153958198I don’t even remember that
>>153958198No one gives a fuck. Have fun posting in to the ether all night.
>>153958220you give a fuck
>>153958213It’s because of the Covid time loop. Time has been distorted from the chaos of the virus.
Here we go boys!
why are refs such pathetic fags?
>>153958262
>>153958334Need to lose
>>153958328yeah i dont think those were bodybuilding magazines
>>153958328this is missing the comical stink lines coming off of the fr*nchman
The sabres shant be stopped
I have a 2500 word essay due on Monday and I haven’t even started it yet Gary just had to have an entire weekend full of action packed hockey!
my sabres are just having fun out there
>if Islanders win>if Bruins-Red Wings in garytime>if Senators winI'm shaking Habsbros.
>>153958372About what
Got back from serving one of the weakest bans in the history of 4chan
>>153958387Please beat just like my islanders
ce soir>tonight
lmao at the kings
>Challenge for a missed stoppage on a high stick>In a one goal game with half the period left>Lose the challenge then instantly get scored on>Kangz
>>153958437George Parros would have let you get away with it
>>153958466Kangz bottom 9 is pretty ass
big peepee coming up for dallas
>/hoc/>runs>/sp/
>>153958437I've had weaker ones on /sp/. I mentioned *ndians and Marner in a competitive context and got a three day vacation for racism.
>>153958437same, I got a 3 day ban for garyposting in /hoc/ban ended in just enough time for the end of my flysies gamemissed you all
Cooper here. Please give us hasbs in 1st rd. We love those cute little twinks.
celememey kwab
my sharkies :(
i am bandwagoning the sabies
>>153958624That's so weird I was literally thinking about this webm like 2 hours ago
>Celeweenie
Zegras is the superior twink
I’ve been thinking about joining the military hopefully I can still post on hoc while I’m serving
BOW DOWN TO THE FLYGOATS
Horiffic Pacific 0 for 4 today so far
>the state of California
why does the canucks game start at 4?
Nylander just assassinated Stolarz.
>>153958704KWAB
>>153958682Do they have the same requirements as the US military does, i.e.none whatsoever?
buffalo is a hockey town
>finishing first overall doesn’t guarantee first overallYeah this league is a joke
>>153958781
>>153958781buffalo is /hoc/
buffalo is basically canada
>>153958682based welfare queen
>>153956792>Russia kicked your ass in the Winter Wardecidedly untrue
>>153958730wdym it is 4:52
SNIPE'D
>>153958815They would've got their asses kicked without our help.
are they really making Ron give betting odds now? what a fucking Jew this Gary is
That was the laziest shift I've ever seen from Robo
>>153958866Sweden can probably be blamed for not taking Leningrad.
Based Mild dabbing on the Starsies
stars lost
Norm Green sucks
>>153958781I’ve heard similar things about Columbus.
can some of these eastern playoff hopefuls lose please?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774133665287123.mp4mon habitants...
>>153958934No
>>153958934The only time they lose is when one Gary points the other head to head
>>153958899Columbus is a great hockey town :)
florida nigga in netbig mistakeyou relaxed
>>153958892Just like my islanders
>>153958872That's the reason he wasn't on the US Olympic roster.
>>153958988Pretty sure it's Dobes again
puck drops at 7:20 btwnative canadian night celebrations + a local sport caster died
>>153958984No city where college blackscollide is more popular than hockey can be described as a hockey town.
>>153959004>native canadian night celebrationsDo the French really need to be celebrated?
>"Hello and welcome to 'Hockey Rape in Canaduh'. Lots of gapped bussy is coming your way, so relax and enjoy."
>>153959034this but the eagle is Iran and the goose is Amerisrael
>>153958899I don't believe you
>>153959004Thanks for the heads up
>>153959032that's very rude to native canadians and french settlers
>scarrless collage draws
TONIGHT IS THE HOCKEY EAST FINALS
>>153959034i remember that movie
>>153959072
>>153959072Didn’t ask
>Stolarz injured by a Nylander shot during warm-upsPeak >laffs
>>153959004you mean 7:50
>>153959082Go Merrimack!
>laffs
>>153959104Nylander thought they weren't tanking hard enough and took matters into his own hands.
>>153959104>laffs
my hawkies :)
Woll is better anyway
huh
>>153959150Sad
>>153959150ew
>the New Orleans Flames
>>153959150Queerbecxirs... Snubbed once again...
>>153959060>native canadians and french settlersSame thing.
>>153959104third time already
>>153959150Why
>>153959104Stolarz is made of fucking glass.
>>153959150what is their team name going to be? what is the las vegas nba team name going to be?
Judas MacIscariot
>>153959150not our Nordiquesthey will steal our fleur-de-lys
>>153959150
>>153959186the Jokers
>>153959150>>153959181>Arizona & Houston in the West>Atlanta and New Orleans in the East>I can finally retire happy now when I destroyed the NHL
>New Orleans Canadiens
>>153959150third time the charm
ISLANDERS VS HABS IS ON
>>153959150jesus christ
MY nuckies are playing YOUR bluesies
>>153959150I'm sure that will go better than atlanta did!
fuck Roy
>>153959228Sad
>>153959247Actually we call them Marners here
>>153959186the Voodoosthe Carnivalsthe Deported
ACADIAN DRIFTWOOOOOOOOD
>>153959247do you mean 'fuck the king' ?that's a very serious offense in the dominion of canada
>>153959262baste
Is Logan Mailloux any good?
>>153959150but there's no snow
>>153959296Yeah
>canadiens and islanders jockeying for playoff position based, i love the 80s
>>153959296he's been doing decent in Laval
>>153959296He looks like taylor heise
arrest guhle for racism
can't wait for the canucks to win 10 games in a row now that they are out of the playoffs officially.
>>153959352people forget how badly injuries tore through the team, they were actually capable of winning at one point
>scoreless draws
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
scaaaarrrmy Habs
whadda bullet
SLAF BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Islanders are missing the playoffs KWAB
SLAFCOCKSKÝ
>the jackets are going to win againThe islanders are in big trouble
oh nvm actual refpuck now
if columbus wins tomorrow the islanders are in deep shit
Jackies SCAR
>>153959496Just like my islanders
the islanders should try not getting blasted constantly
>>153959520Sad
Monty would have saved that
>most dangerous draw at Center le Belle
amazing. first PP goal in 40 something games? had to be the Habs, of course.
jlmis and hasbswho won the heineman/dobson trade?
nice save, fowler you BUM
Coach Bones is 18-2-4
Guhle is a useless faggot
Stolarz went to the hospital. Are the leafs using the emergency backup?
>>153959550True Montembeault did nothing wrong
>>153959574It's a wash, both teams benefitted. You could say the Habs won because Kapanen is putting up the exact same numbers as Heinemen.
easy for my jackies
how come the betting man in the commercials owns so many jerseys? if I gamble will I be able to afford every team jersey?
>>153959634Shannon in a commercial?
(1) moncton vs. (8) saint john(2) chicoutimi vs. (7) halifax(3) newfoundland vs. (6) cape breton(4) charlottetown vs. (5) québec(1) rouyn-noranda vs. (8) gatineau(2) blainville vs. (7) victoriaville (3) drummondville vs. (6) val-d'or(4) shawinigan vs. (5) sherbrooke
>>153959634Yes, gambling is based and buying jerseys is even cooler
>>153959649>(3) newfoundland vs. (6) cape bretonthe battle of the b'ys
>>153959649>>153959649
we don't call interference on my habbies
>>153959634definitely
That was some kino continuous action in Vancouver.
>>153959695Kino and Vancouver don't belong in the same sentence
>Nylander tried to kill Stolarz at warmupDoes he want off this team that bad
>>153959710at this point, he'd take an shl team
>hasb
>>153959707What are you talking about? We’re known as “Hollywood North” in the film making business.
for fuck sakes
its over
don't you love Struble paired with Hutson? are you not entertained?
God damnit Habs
>>153959730Nah, he loves the NHL money, he just hates playing hockey.He'd rather be doing fashion mags and buying purses with his buddy Bustthews
>deangelo
>>153959771not our year
off work in 10 minutes getting off work rules
>>153959772he's very zesty
>Montembeault is shit>Dobes is shit>Fowler is shitWho's next?
don't need any of these shitter defencemen besides Dobson and Hutson. get rid of everyone else over the summer
>>153959781I don’t give a shit about the habs just don’t want the islanders to win
>>153959783Based!
>>153959786>call the police
>>153959786also.. he's at 3 now
you can tell that Jen wants to FUCK schaefer
>>153959838>>153959838>>153959838NEW
>new>>153930874>>153930874>>153930874
>>153959786The russian goalie they have in the khl
>>153959781
