>Lap:#8392>Countdown to THE 日本への原子爆弾投下 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153937555>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:227 (226 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 51 (+18)ANT: 47 (+25)LEC: 34 (+12)HAM: 33 (+15)BEA: 17 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 98 (+43)Ferrari: 67 (+27)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+4)Haas Ferrari: 17 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 12 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 103.37 (+29.25)PER: 96.77 (+54.42)OCO: 96.41 (+51.70)>News:AMX wins NLS2Wheatley joins Aston Martin as TPBinotto takes over as TP of Audi
Cunny
junca pole
AMX AMX AMX
neat
so when does he go up against estre?
assenheimer
life to anime and max
OH MY LORD MAX
Max won a race on his weekend off, what did you do?
>>153951967>Binotto takes over as TP of AudiOh boy sbinalla is back in the menu
PHOAR
>>153952018ate two (2) hamburgers
>>153951992patriot
>>153952018got to q3
>>153952018Masturbathon
they are back....
all smiles
>>153952018Made a tasty burger
>>1539520182 wanks and it's only 9 am
>>153952044ok, he is already wearing the michelin one, i was going to ask if he was allowed to wear another cap>mario kart
>>153952038The weekend is young yet, you can have many more
>from mario kartlmaodunked on
happy
every other f1 driver is currently spending day and night in the simulator trying to help their team to improve their f1 carmeanwhile verstoppen spends the weekend tryharding against some part time hobbyists somewhere in the german mountains
>>153951987where
>yes, it's literally this easy to win with Mercedes
>badmouthing F1that's a penalty
>>153952074problem?
>he might be back in 3 weeks
>shaking all the merc engineer handsonly a matter of time bros
>>153952074nah they all are playing golf or padel, at least that's what I see in instagram
>>153952091>>153952113how wet is toto? and more importantly, who will he kick out of merc when max calls him?
>>153952074minigimi was watching max on TV
>>153952113utterly disgusting levels of evil racism if this were to occur
>how did it feel to go from Mario Kart to NordschliffeMy sides
However...
>>153952140obviously ruslel
He won. Now what?
>>153952074>hobbyistsdisingenous as fuck. last time there weren't that many pro drivers but today he drove against multiple n24 and endurance champions
>>153952210goes back to losing
>>153952223kek'd
>>153952210He gets escorted to an airport and forced to a plane to Japan where he's forced to compete in more "Formula 1" """racing""".
>>153952178fag
>kwablonso's team will finish last
formula :*
>>153952261TONGUE MY HOLE SOPHIA
>>153952210Now he goes to Japan to compete in the local Mario Kart tournament and then gets to try out for the 24h in three weeks since the middle east races got cancelled
>Max Verstappen is officially the most recent F1 driver to:>Win in a Mercedes>Win in a Red Bull>Win in a Ferrari
>>153952210He's going to Disney World
>>153952261TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>153952210ik ook
>>153952277max verstappen is the most recent driver to >shid
>>153952268I didn't catch the interview, is he gonna go for it
I liked how the interviewer tried to make a forced Mario Kart joke in his interview with amx but he fully ignored it.
>>153952210red bull upgrade hits, he wins japan easily.
AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX
>>153952334He is finally going to get the blue shell launcher?
>>153952261THROAT MY COCK SOPHIA
>>153952327i also liked how he was basically like "well thankfully the war in the east has thinned out the calendar a bit... does that mean we will see you for the next one?"which i thought was a bit macabre
>>153952210we go back to depression
>>153952018made an egirl cry
>>153952018I watched Max winning a race on his weekend off(also watching gigachad Estre mogging the entierty of North America)
also fuck pirelli
>>153952210sebring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K591_tYJN54
>>153952427>turn on the stream>MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN
>>153952427sebring fucking sucks
>>153952074>every other f1 driver is currently spending day and night in the simulatorNo, they're watching AMD AMX.
>>153952038fatty
posting gimi at work
>>153952113>>153952156can you guys put him in the white mercedes suit?
>>153952501basedNARG is AMX's biggest fan. He has stated multiple times in the last weeks that one of his biggest dreams is driving a 24h endurance race together with him.
>>153952548Don't forget about Ollie who can't stop gushing about how exciting it is when Max is going hard at him from behind.
>>153952562
>>153952562ollie is a gay ass twink but he's still based because he's shitting on hamilton in private when using discord
>>153951616We don't, you're just used to 4chan memes. Kubica himself has very unusual look for a Pole and everyone called him a Jew back in in the time. I'd argue that Polish men, the ones that actually bother to take care of themselves look better than Polish femoids, that have ego through the roof because of simp/white knight Polack culture of treating even uggos like princesses.
>>153952277all before turning 30
>>153952651>I'd argue that Polish men look better than Polish femoidsdo you have something you want to tell us anon?
>>153952740Only that I've fucked 40 women before turning 28. And they are the same factory sociopathic trash without feelings. I live a peaceful life of a hermit now.
VER ANT ALO at Lemons, need it or sneed it?
>>153952813forgot my picture damn it
>>153952750>degenerate >is into menBut I repeat myself.
>>153952750so you would say you had a purely physical attraction towards women? do you maybe think that this sexual trophy hunting could have been a way to assert your masculinity at the time? it seems you could not find a deeper emotional connection or true happiness in relationships with women, would you agree?
>>153952651>Kubica himself has very unusual look for a PoleMaybe that's why he's only ever gotten a single one then.
>>153952852>>153952853Yeah a frenchie projects his faggy fantasies on something. Therefore it must be true. That's one of the reasons I never bothered to read any French philosophy in school. I knew it's full of faggotry. >>153952855Just like majority of your scientists and people of note then. Scratch a German find an Epstein.
>>153952091Max would never anyway. M*rcedes is truly and utterly shit.
>>153952881it's alright anon, we'll carry on next sessionthat'll be 150€ please
>>153952210>WAT NOUPrepare for the F1 Kids recap.
>>153952750>rejected by 40 womencut?
>>153952936there was an f1 boomer on twitter who watched the f1 kids thing by accident and thought it was the new normal broadcast lol
>>153952614Ollie is gooning to nude pics of verstappen Digits will confirm
Where the hell is Sebring?Track surface looks like some third world shithole patchwork
>>153952968>another episode of boomers duped by tech yet againlel
>>153952881>Just like majority of your scientists and people of note thenMost scientists have never gotten a single pole, actually.
>>153953090Floridayeah
>>153952998Ooooh so close, bitch
>>153953111noice
>>153953111
Moto canceled due to sinkhole
>>153952261why is an image this bad in quality 1.86 MB you should be ashamed Argentina
can the words "medshitter", "pozfags", and "cutfags" get the same filtering treatment like onions, based, and cuck so this >>153952964 "leaf"jeet can fuck off and die already
>>153953236PNGs are very inefficient for real world photos.
>>153953345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>153953262literally just ignore him
>>153953368
Big oopsie at Sebring
>burgers really named one of their tracks SebRing
>medshitters LEGITIMATELY thought kwablonso would be fighting for the wdc this year
gay faggots
>>153953685Aston Martin really put the ASS in Aston this year.
>and people try to pretend max is mad about current f1 because he isn't a good river
fuck, i hurt my foot reallll good, how can i be so stupid?
>>153953762Max got shat on by Haase
you really need to stop caring about what subhumans think, and he won a minor endurance race, i dont think that should change your opinion on max, and if it does its because you werent rating him as he deserved
i hurt my foot once, but that was because i was hiking up the guadalupe mountain with basic sneakers on like a stupid dumb poo poo head so i know your pain
>>153953879i was walking in my room
how did my boy max do against dentists and formula e rejects?
>>153953951oh
ramen sucks actually
>>153952018i had to work :(
>>153951967Anime next
>>153953979filteredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW62RWXMlTc
>>153954049fuckin kim jong mario
>shat
>>153954526I bet he willingly sucks dick.
>>153954590>>153954581
https://x.com/i/status/2035395250823315727[redacted]
>>153954526problem is f1 is only power regenerating on the rear wheels, while in endurance racing they do on all four wheels. in f1 the teams were scared of audi's expertise in this area from lmp1s, so they tried to kneecap them, kwab morons
>>153952614think he posted here?
>>153952018Cleaned out the garagePlanted some potsWashed the binWent to the skipWorked on my warhammerWatched FEGood day
Damn, the average plumber in Germany drives like this?!
>>153954774productive ass bitch
>>153954680The problem with that is that teams can easily exploit to achieve stability control, as this guy told Mosley a while ago.https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/easy-answer-to-fix-2026-cars-would-ruin-f1-completely/
AMX KWAB
>being pozzed in the head is no joke-elon musk
of course the indian likes musk
Cheatstappen disqualified from NLS race for using 28 instead of 24 allowed tires
junca bros... we lost
>>153955233kek
>>153955233Welp, looks like someone in their team failed math at school
well, i hope max takes juncadella to other races, easy way to farm wins
>>153955233+500 hours of therapy
>>153955233>isrealoh no no no no
>>153955313he doesn't actually run in the series, so i doubt he cares too much. Ferrari-level fuck up from the team though.
>>153955233SABOTAGE BY A HAMILTON FAN ON THE TEAM
>>153955233>Its real KWAB
>>153955233
mistakes were made
>>153955233he shidded
>>153955328>so i doubt he cares too muchof course he cares, he is fuming right now>Ferrari-level fuck up from the team though.in part because of this, he is putting his own money for them to fuck up like this? but if he race he wants to win/do the best he can, we saw it last season when max was out of the championship, how he still wanted to get the best results
>>153955233False, don't spread things when you don't know how the car was setup.Why would they join a NLS track with the wrong tires?
*aggressive ball-scratching ensues*
doesn't matter, he will win in F1
>>153955233The Lesson :- Dont ever Have Kids- Dont ever pick Retardo number- Always listen what Toto Says
>>153955388>88
>>153955388mein führer... max verstappen is currently p8 in the standings without a single win on his belt... even the frenchman herr gasly has surpassed him
>Drive a Mercedes >cheatthe jokes writes themselves
>>153952018I fried some chicken
*spazzes out
>>153955453jajajaj
>>153955438
MAX CHEATSTAPPEN WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING EVER AGAINEVER
how does that happen?did they have a spare set from practice/quali lying around? do different classes have different limits?damn rookie mistake even for some weekend racists, much more so for a proper mercedes team like winward
>>153955515his team is fucking idiotic
>>153952018Learned the difference between the numbers 24 and 28
MAX KWABSTAPPEN CANT TAME MERCEDES LIKE GOATMILTON DO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he can't keep getting away with it
>be a racing series>can't change tyres.
>>153955233kwab
>>153955671t. 2005
>>153955233how fucking dumb is Winward Racing? Man now i wish he stayed with Ferrari
SHITSTAPPEN DSQHAHAHAHA
kwablonso's team will finish last
If it's dutch, it ain't much
>>153955233toto sends his regards
Why would one bring, or otherwise have available, more tires than they are allowed to use?
>>153955680based chadlonso is still the closest current F1 driver to the triple crown cheevo
>>153955906
Do NLS tire regs ruining racing?
>>153955947alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>153955974>Max cheated>DSQ>i-its the regs thats wrong !!Lmao
Does the DQ even matter, this was a practice event basically
>>153955974stop the count
more max cheating not a surrpise, fraudstappen
max just having fun and giving the other teams their credit due, very wholesome display
>>153955233OH NO NO NO NO ON CHEATSTAPPENBWOS WE GOT TOO COCKYY
My dad hasn't changed his tyres in four years while KWABstappen needs to change his tyres every 3O minutes
>>153955233max "rigitini" cheatstappen
more merc cheating not a surprise, fraudcedes
>defeats 2nd best driver on the grid while fighting old ageDo not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
didn't team redline cheat as well?
>>153956058the 24 tires limit includes practice/quali
>>153955233i blame m*rcedes
>>153956071He should able to compete with those shitters (including Max) in nurburgring with ease
>>153955233HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT THE FUCK
he thought it was 2021 big mistake, can't cheat anymore
How hard is it to count all the tyres? really i cant believe it
>>153952018OHONNONOONONONONAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>le vpn chingchong hours
TOTAL BELANDA SUICIDE
>>153955233>germs are this ass hurt
>>153955233merc version doko
>>153956105Not worth his time beating random dentists and youtubers, when he can fight with Leclerc
>amx drives a mercedes once>instantly cheatswhat's happening here folks?
>>153955375i hate maro englel so much its unreal
>>153952018I just got out of my 3 day jail
>>153955906Probably brought an extra set by mistake. If they didn't actually replace more than allowed it's a bit of a silly dsq.
>>153956277Mercedes are clearly a bunch of total cheats unlike Ferrari.
>>153952018
>>153955906They are allowed more tires in case of damage/punctures. This seems like a beginner mistake where they didn't mark used/unused tires or something similar.
>>153955233OH MY KEKS
https://voca.ro/15wvSI7FPABn>ynr early 2023 off-season when elevenlabs first dropped
It's terrible trying to find any info about the nls race on Twitter.It's mostly retards still seething that Hamilton fucked up ad21, acting smug that max was dq'd for the team using four extra tires.I don't give a shit about Abu Dhabi 2021, give me lap times and shit.
>>153956418>It's mostly retards still seething that Hamilton fucked up ad21, acting smug that max was dq'd for the team using four extra tires.So it's just the same on Twitter as it is here?
>>153956418try to filter by time
>>153956445you weren't supposed to point that out brudi
>There was a sync error between the tire tent and the pit wall. The person tracking the barcodes on their spreadsheet/app thought a specific set used in Qualifying hadn't been "officially" registered because it only did a partial lap.ROFL
>>153956466just tried if you could and i could only filter by date on a nitter instanceoh well>>153956471silly silly person
Max Verstappen : Win at Nurburgring *(*) DSQ afterwards. Cant wait for Crofty fun comments !
>>153956471>dq'd because a set of tires was used for one (1) lap of qualifyingWhat a shit show.
>>153956508partial lap, as in, put on the car, then driven only through the gp-strecke to the pits again, then removed again
>>153956418you're not allowed to gatekeep in current year, so enjoy F1 fags ruining everything they touchon the positive side, they will have forgotten about NLS in a few days until the N24
>>153956471If this happened to a british driver in F1, you just know that Crofty and Ted Kravitz would be kvetching about how this isn't the driver's fault and if he actually should be punished for that.
>>153956471fraudstappen
>>153956568more like fraudcedes
>>153956418https://www.nuerburgring-langstrecken-serie.de/wp-content/uploads/ergebnisse/2026-03-21r.pdfhttps://www.nuerburgring-langstrecken-serie.de/wp-content/uploads/ergebnisse/2026-03-21k.pdfhttps://teilnehmer.vln.de/
>>153956555these nigga will be extra unbearable during the race weekend
>toto/merc want max>were supposedly willing to throw out Hamilton in favor of max, but max opted to stay with rb>rb has had a shit car that took half a season to make usable for two years in a row now>merc fumbles the first endurance race with max>it was some tire jockey not marking a set of tires as used becuase they did less than a lap, and apparently that countsI'm sure it's not going to impact their relationship much, but fucking oof.
this is for the dutch bake anon
>>153956692thanks estithesti
>>153956285deserved.
Imagine how Verstappen would react when he steps out of his jet
effjuan could be FZero or WipeoutDrivers could be evolving into formless blobs of flesh or other cosmic horrors beyond any kind of comprehension to deal with insane G-ForcesWhat have gone so wrong?
max lied people died
Ask any fraud. Any real fraud.Doesn't matter if you fraud by 4 tyres, or 4 WDCs, fraud's a fraud.
4 is really mark of the fraud
>le vpn chingchong
>>153956917I'm still holding out hope for Wipeout. The inaugural championship is supposed to be held in 2048, after all.
Mickey Mouse, Bing Bing Wahoo Sport.
>>153956555It's going to be OK, you don't need to keep thinking about Crofty and Ted Kravitz
Merry Mubarak everyone
>>153953236good or bad news: Sophia has already started training to strengthen her vaginal muscles, so it looks like this summer might come with a pretty intense soul-draining experience.
>>153956555Thank fuck I watch via f1tv.I can turn off commentary all together and just hear the vroom vroom race cars. Instead of hearing about "Lando norris, who is the world champion by the way" every three minutes.
>>153957080why do women always do the most goofy looking exercises that barely train any important muscles
>>153957169they train their most important muscle with me(they dont)
>>153957169butts need to be showcased somehow
>>153957169Because being an attention whore is the point.
>>153956778untrue, I was tricked into believing I was special and above rules
>>153957220another cheatcedes moment for the books. we will see a lot more during this f1 season
>>153957105He's the defending world champion. What the fuck is he supposed to say?
>>153957169they need to farm views and likes on Instagr*m, there’s no other explanation. This is my neighbor at the gym.
>>153957169She's training the sex muscles tho
>>153957281Your brain doesn't work so good, does it?Or maybe it's your eyes.
how many extra hours of therapy for t*rger
>>153957291apple bottom jeans
>>153957291lmao i cant take women with butt-padded pants seriously
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>153957341>i cant take women seriouslyFixed it for you.
>>153957220why would Max allow this?
>>153957321or maybe its youeven alonso gets called 2 time champion despite his last championship having been during the bush administration
>>153957390Why does Toto allow it*
>>153957349good night
>>153957220I don't know guys, do we seriously believe that none of the drivers or mechanics noticed that they had an extra set or that they weren't curious enough to verify it? even if it's not their job to keep up with numbers, 6 is not a huge one to remember
>>153957404You're missing the point again, brainlet.
>>153955233who cursed this man kek
>>153957472no, im choosing to ignore the retard's disingenuous point, retard
>>153953262I have his favorite buzzwords filtered, and all the posts that get filtered are either him posting the exact same posts every thread, or people complaining about him.They are never used otherwise.
>>153957531no need to sign your posts
what happens if instead of saying "im ok" they say "i cant feel my legs"?¿?¿
>>153957579not allowed
>>153957567thats so funny
>>153957579Kids, women and faggots will cry. That's a big no no.
>>153957567post a timestamp and session where crofty last said norris is a world champion twice within 3 minutes, retard
>>153957291Sauce?
>>153957710his my neighbor at the gym.
>>153955521>>153955482>>153955438It's weird that this meme format has had a ~20 year life at this pointBruno Ganz really killed it in that performance.
>>153956058>3O',:v)>>153956285planning on posting more pusi? :3
appreciably uncomfortable truth for medshitters: globohomos dickriding kwablonso for his 2 rigged titles 20 years ago (not hyperbole) is significantly more cringe than the norris praise
>>153958091Sounds to me like you're just trying to justify your passionate love for Browndo Pozris saar.
What was /f1/ like before the resurgence in popularity of F1?
>alonsoshitters calling others brownwhat even is the endgame here
>>153958134rape and gimipost
>>153958134there was a significant increase in posts and decrease in quality during 2021, it's steadily gotten worse ever sincebefore that there was a lot less shitposting and especially race threads were a lot quiter and actually readable. more gimiposts, and about the same amount of coomer posts
>>153957579>>153957598I'd do lots of weird Goregrind vocalizations on open radio just to make the fag audience seethe in agony if I'd win a race or simply crashed
gentlemen, a short view back to the past...>[Anonymous] 2013/03/15 12:00>30 years ago... gimi said put a gimi in a car and he will gimi>[Anonymous] 2013/03/15 12:01>gimi>[Anonymous] 2013/03/15 12:03>VETTELWINSLOL>[Anonymous] 2013/03/15 12:05>YOLO SWAG
>>153958454>>YOLO SWAGsoul
>>153956297Ferrari cheated in 2019.
>>153958134>>153958229>>153958298>>153958454>>153958465checked the archive for the first gimi
>>153958454>VETTELWINSLOLtake me back
>>153958480I know, I was there, 13 years ago.I am the original gimi.
>>153958495Did you know that racecar written backwards is also racecar?
>>153958498not true, the poster was an american flag
>>153958480you reckon he posts here still?
>>153958495curious what flags all those posts would have
>>153958495>13079damn, dis nigga got older unix timestamps than me
>>153958596my earliest is 127800...i've been here for 16 years
its stupid that /o/ refuses to talk about /f1/ or even /motorsport/ i watched le mans for half a decade with them assuming /sp/ was filled with divegrass hues and handegg
>>153958652>keeps backups of his reaction image folderbased
>>153958652>>153958596
>>153958596>>153958652this is the oldest 4chan screenshot i could find in my screenshot folder (which i always migrate whenever i change PCs). it's from february 2009 lol, fucking hell
>>153958756>That steam logoThis would have been right around the time they ditched the OGFS design.
>>153958783can't remember when exactly they did their first major UI redesign but i remember being really annoyed by it lol
>>153958658/o/ is a functionally dead boardsame threads being recycled over and over again, with the same bait and the same retards arguing. there's basically nothing worth saving and motorsport threads there would be filled with the same tribalistic retards arguing about their favorite brands
>>153958751Saved this little jewel November 15th, 2006.F1 related, because F1 cars still sounded cool back then.
>>153958839It was 09, I remember because it happened right around the time the L4D2 beta came out.
>>153958941u mad lol cheggem
performative pushing
>>153958480
>>153955233retardo's stupid number is the cause of all this, actually fucking cursed
Actually looks like it happened in early 2010, just a few months in.Kinda impressive that they've managed to stretch this 1 UI for 16 years now.They've made some minor tweaks like adding a coverflow home page to the library tab but it still looks largely the same.
>>153958941What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
my caddies :)
>>153959194Hey Faggots,My name is Max, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?(me neither, I'm a virgin) I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on an anime website.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was CIK-FIA European Champion, and F1 starter at 17. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>153951967I hate the ad space on the rims.
>>153959224What’s a Chick-Fil-A champion?
Hey Faggots,My name is Max, and I shidded
>>153959194
fiAMG did it again
cut me finger on the voddy cap
It was god sending you a message
*cheats*
>>153959530Bit vain IMOHam and Schumi had the same thing on their helmets as well.
>>153959140i miss this ui...
>>153958756oh my science, the messenger iconso many memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iCPIUGnHQ8
>>153959667*nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*
>>153952501>>153952548Antonelli can fuck himself. If not for him, AMX would still be the current F1 world champion.
>>153959667do you know what the second and fourth icons are? i'm looking at my own screenshot and i cant for the life of me remember what those two wereits been so long
>>1539597454th is teamspeak? idk
>>153959742Nah, all these single incident theories rely on McLaren not just deciding to pull team orders earlier in the season. Zak was quite clear that if it looked like Max would win then they'd make the call.
>>153959530Why didn't he choose some of his simracing frens?
>>153959530>Max****lmfao he even admits he's a cheater
Is this the max crashout season?
can't believe you guy's hero is just a dirty cheater, crazy
>>153960005#NotMyChampion
AMX will drive the whole Nurburgring 24h with one set of tyres to prevent another dsq
>>153958495I was looking for this exact fucking image in the archives but the file was missing and last posted in 2014
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>153960046DQ: insufficient tire sets used
>>153959807Mclel was too fucking incompetent for that in the last 2 races.Remember le "flexibility"? I'm still waiting on what they are going to do with that.
up until a few weeks ago, the mainstream medshitter cope narrative was that kwablonso and newey together would have been unstoppable
>>153955233The Ferrari car was more sexo anyways
what i just did to some fish is a war crime
>>153960675pozzed?
>>153959807Mclawl pulling team orders would have ruined their team so yes NARGGER helped them massively.
>>153960682kys. you knoe the top skull bit in the headthats all thats unbroken and unmolested
>>153952018KWAB
>>153952018My weekend starts now. I'm going to uh um er
>>153960675Did you use a condom at least?
What was Sharl doing in the bathroom for 30 minutes?
>>153960732no my hands smell of sea
>>153960735he was having an inchident
>>153955233Oh fuck this can't be real. What did Max even do to deserve this?
>>153960640Newey hates medshitters, how many medshitters ever did well in his car?
>>153960830he shidded
>>153960910Yeah he should have looked closer at what the Mercedes mechanic was doing with the tire app. I can't believe a 4 times world champion didn't catch this easy mistake.
>simp still down
the izzat loss is apocalyptic desu
>>153961415any moon rune master itt?
youtube recommended me a video about liam lawson made by a JamaicanI looked through the channel to see if it was our Jamaican but there was no bearman content
>>153958658Corvette or GT-R Jamaicanon?
i should charge you to talk to me
you'd be bankrupt in a week
>>153961625i'm soooo bored, you have any interesting things to do?
>>153961727
dun x multiple
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ami0nNRDyXI
Is the F1 movie about Alonso and Hamilton?
>>153962041it's about my perfect veiny shaft sliding in and out of your pliable little bussy you fuckin queer
>>153961625those are chinaman runes
>>153958756have like 100 /o/ screenshots from 2009 to 2010, but i capped them on my imac and pcbros and even linuxbros called me a faggot
>>153954526>announcerI'm sure he knows a lot about how these f1 cars drive
bolice chasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S5RG5boI0Q
>>153962246why is los angenealses so fucking shit?
>>153962270>one of the only cities that airs police chases>one of the gayest most hamstrung police departments in the country
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
>>153962270Pot heads, drug abusing stoners, animal fuckers (yes really), meth heads, easily influenced by pedowood celebs that live there. Most retarded cops in not only the state of Cali, but in the entire nation. LA is an embarrassment to California.t. SoCal resident
>>153962246>already over
>>153962318i do what i can with what i'm given, hanssorry it didn't meet your expectations
>>153962313>LA is an embarrassment to California.California is an embarrassment to itself. Stop moving to Texas or Florida and fix your mistakes
DUDE california just flew over my FUCKING house
F1 DOOD
American hours?Quality of the thread dropped dramatically all of a sudden.
i got warned... but i changed IP from the post i was warned forthen... WHO WAS PHONE??????????
Kraut hours?Quality of the thread went to total shit all of a sudden.
>*wins*
How come all the F1 GOATs are Catholics? Shouldn’t you Protestants be outworking us with your superior Protestant Work Ethic ™?
>>153962512>uses new set of tires instead of re-using the ones that were used for a partial lap during qualifying
>>153958495Was too busy playing Portal 2 and getting B&'d on /v/ around that time KEK
>>153962562>>153962553and the image is for...?
>>153962584Scenic views, photographic metaphor of me reminiscing how good I had it back then before I reached my 30s
>>153962514>How come all the F1 GOATs are Catholics?Simple. You cannot be an F1 heavyweight if you don't have a mass.
The racing bulls car for Japan is cool.They should switch to it for the rest of the season.
>>153962657
>>153962676Too kino for a shit team
> In July 2019, former Ferrari manager Jean Todt stated that Schumacher was making "good progress" but also "struggles to communicate". Todt also said that Schumacher was able to watch Formula One races on television at his home
>>153963310>Todt also said that Schumacher was able to watch Formula One races on television at his homeMore importantly: Is he able to avoid watching them?
>>153952018>>153952210>>153952277
>>153963462
>>153963462grim thought
>drives for the great satan>wins>dsq'd because he got caught cheatingHow are you suprised by this?
>>153963647His "cheating" was the team being retarded (unaware of how the rules work apparently).So honestly pretty expected for merc, even if it wasn't actually merc at fault. They either cheat like crazy and get away with it, or get dq'd for something asinine (Russell at Belgium 24 getting dq'd from a win by being 1.5kg under weight).
>>153963731>being 1.5kg under weightShould have put on some muscle or fat rather than going for the skinny-twink look.
>>153963900The car was what was underweight, but the sentiment is still applicable. His twink ass needs to lift a weight and eat human food. I'm sure merc has him on a turtle food diet like every team does so they can min/max overall weight, but damn dude just eat a burger. Same thing with bearman.
>>153963647I thought the great satan is supposed to get away with cheating. >>153963731Yeah, they thought that one set of tires doesn't count because they didn't do a full lap on them. So unlikely that that would have made a difference of 50-60s if they had just reused those.
Is there a term for men who are attracted to fat men? Are women attracted to fat men in the way many men are attracted to fat women? What implications does this have on the twinkification of Formula 1?
Im gonna call them fatty feltchers.
gimi
Feltcher? From Cranston?
Do other drivers compete in other motorsport during F1 season?It's always just AMX I hear about hopping over to some other race to win it
>>153964005>Is there a term for men who are attracted to fat men?Eddophiles.
Where do I start with Academy anons? Can you give me the quick rundown? Who should I support?
>>153964143Alonso skipped Monaco one year to do the Indy 500
>>153964143Only the good ones.
>>153964194Watch a random race and laugh at what's happening. Optionally masturbate. That's it. Also clap when they show the dedicated Susie Wolff cam.
>>153964005>Is there a term for men who are attracted to fat men?weirdly, their names are usually nick
>>153964147Straw suckers.
>>153964294do you hate women?
>>153964194>Who should I support?Whom.
>>153964332>Whomokay shakespeare. only millionaires from old money or medieval people use that word irl.
how will f1 be now without rich arab races
>>153964472better without a doubt
>>153964472-2 street circuits.wow. instant win.
>>153964349youre the reason why everyone is saying>yallknow
>>153964536Yeah, we should have retained "thou" for the singular and "you" only for plural
I like saying y'all
>>153964551Unironically, yes, you should have.Using "you" all the time is just pretending to be respectful without having to be respectful.
>>153964551exactly. you could still go back to that, but it wont happen cause fags online would rather sound more folksy with yall than like shakespeare
>>153964551What about those type of people whom use "yinz" as the plural
gotta say I love the term "thou'rt" (contraction of thou art, art being an archaic second-person singular present indicative form of "be")
For me, it's Ebonics.
>>153964695Half of those are just regular English words though?
>>153964573I wasn't being ironic.I do disagree that using "you" is "pretending to be respectful" though; that may have been the original connotation but when it's the default there's no longer any association with adopting a respectful tone
>>153964695Hey one of those words gets used a lot in here
>>153964717u on fleek nigga
>>153964695this is outdated now
>dutch
>>153964732You got the updated ebonics chart, fellow chickenhead?
>>153964748no but who tf says half of these anymore
>>153964758u aint with the flow thats why...
>>153964748>fellow chickenhead
>>153964695Is it similar to eugenics?
>>153964762>flow2013 wants their time machine back
>>153964778sadly no
>>153964725Not those, obviously.But most of the others:>Right after exiting the Paris Metro, Mary Jane kicks a monster with the body of a lizard and a chickenhead - apparently it was a biter - right off the platform before it can draw its blade.She decides to go for some drinks, having lit her cigarette, and marches through the chill evening towards a grimey bar. Arriving there, she can smell freshly fried chips and goes on to firmly grip the door's handle to appruptly open it. The barkeeper seems sleepy, as if he just woke from a deep slumber. Not wanting to dilly-dally, Mary Jane orders a Dutch beer, and lets it flow down her throat - together with some peanuts that she's snatched from the bowl on the counter. The blaze of the chimney fire makes her remember that she'd need to fly back to London tomorrow to visit her brother, who'd promised to grill her a sausage the next time they met.
>>153964853Nothing for me then
>>153957080TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
Ollie in Nippon!
The Prince of Monaco stole the 11000000 get from tranime on danbooruIs this the sign?
What did poois mean by this?
>>153965253BUT DID YOU SEE HOW CLOSE HAMILTON IS THIS SEASON? HE'S SO BACK(because the cars are easier to drive and won't reward the better drivers driving on the edge)
>>153965328>because the cars are easier to driveHe nonetheless needed to be gifted a podium by Lekek messing up a corner and then stopping to fight back (probably because the team were getting nervous they'd take each other out).
>>153964194Whats the point, you follow the sport and then it gets shut down a year or two later because lack of sponsors. Then they make another woman's racing league and rinse and repeat.
RA WECE EKbtw
>>153960830Having a children
>>153965521>week starts on Sundayno
>>153965528
>>153965552>Practice and Quali don't countIs that some imperial clown unit thing?
>>153965579Spend two minutes thinking about why that's retarded
DUN DUN DUN
gimi morning
couldn't sleep last night because I kept thinking about how happy croft and kravitz must be that amx's team was disqualified!! they make me so angry!!!!
>he dreams about pleasuring middle aged dudes
normies are becoming aware of the great satan
>>153953732should say SPUNK
>>153965819Source interview (en español): https://www.marca.com/motor/formula-e/gp-madrid/2026/03/20/alejandro-agag-toto-wolff-inspirador-esta-pasando-queria-juntar-formula-1-formula-e.html
>>153965819Agag? Isn't that the vegan alternative for gelatine?
Agag? What is this, some kind of joke?
F1 needs him to stand up against Toto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uaU8o2BBd8
>>153965992Be the change you want to see
>>153966022peak kino
Patricija Stalidzane at 17 years, 11 months
>>153966050
>>153966050Is this some f1a driver?
>>153966050awww heeelll naaaw
But as Albon said in China, "we can’t hide behind the weight". There are other issues hurting Williams - "some weird stuff going on in the car", Albon said, after a weekend in which multiple set-up changes did not help and reliability problems after a gearbox change meant he did not even start Sunday's grand prix."Nothing seems to fix the car," he said."The biggest issue at the minute is the car three-wheeling, so we just need to fix it."Three-wheeling is when the car lifts one tyre off the ground in a corner, usually the inside rear. It is not always fully detached from the ground but can give that sensation if the suspension brings the wheel up such that it is significantly unloaded.The effect is the car running with a reduced contact patch across the four wheels that reduces mechanical grip but also disrupts its aerodynamic platform. This means the car can lack grip and be unpredictable.
>>153966050Would you get a tattoo of your own last name lads? Because she did
>>153966133How did she know my last name?
>>153966183she's in your walls
>>153966117Three wheeling in the Willy with the gold D(uracell)s
>>153966233Why do they race me this way
>>153966117Why did they build a car that drives on 3 wheels?
>>153966050oh yes
>>153966217Kinda hot ngl
>>153966308less tire wear
>>153966505>>153966505>>153966505
>>153953262just filter a Canadian flag, nothing of value will be lost
>>153966506
>>153966542byee~!
>>153964641I too love Dark Souls
>>153966050Tits too small
