EUROPA LEAGUE ROUND OF 16>Thursday 12th March 202621:00 AS Roma - Bologna (aggr. 1 - 1)COMFY LEAGUE ROUND OF 16>Thursday 12th March 202618:45 Raków Częstochowa 1 - 2 Fiorentina (aggr. 2 - 4)SERIE A ROUND 30>Friday 20th March 202618:30 Cagliari - Napoli20:45 FC Genoa - Udinese>Saturday 21st March 202615:00 Parma - Cremonese18:00 AC Bbilan - Torino20:45 Juventus - US Sassuolo>Sunday 22nd March 202612:30 Como - Pisa15:00 Atalanta - Hellas Verona FC15:00 Bologna - S.S. Lazio18:00 AS Roma - Lecce20:45 Fiorentina - InterReminder to keep it frosty, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, count the mentions of your team in the thread, water your plants, tip your village rapist and stay tagliatelle-pilled.Previous: >>153887283
serie shit has a lot of explaining to do regarding lorenzo lucca and how he s got a professional footballer license
negru
that eurobet.live sponsorship has to be one of the ugliest sponsors I've seen on a football jersey
>>153931115Something about the "UBER" on Como's shirt really rubs me the wrong way
Umberto Boss-ACK
>>153931137the dark blue borders alone make it less bad
>>153931175There's the human sacrifice, SI will win I guess
Stream?
>bossi dies>sal da VINCI wins>napoli scudetto after sfinter gets stripped of the title and milan gets third placeTotal TOROnia trivmph
>>153931074Inr him
>the way the dutch commentator pronounces Pisillicute
since I talked shit about Rowe he scored 2 goals lol
>>153931397That commentator? Massive Italyboo and an even bigger Feyenoord fan that also does the half-time analysis of Feyenoord games on the local radio station.
I VitiYou VitikHe/She Vitinha
shite bastards
there hasn't been a single set piece where it looked like Bologna wasn't going to concede a goal, impressive.
Shame
N'Dicka never scored and now he scores 3 games in a row lole
bit of a dive desu
>diskburner and o tir a gir are the most in form Italian players
didn't even know who he was but I've unlocked Rowe
OH NO NO NO NO NO
/v/ idea: Saints Rowe
nihao
rare Ndicka chapel
Ndicka Flower
even more of a dive than the first one
serie shit-ass lose even when they win how do they manage to do this?
Where is bro going?
>>153932226to meet a fren at a cafe in glesga
I've seen enough, Riomma wins this
benuldies?
>>153931559>>153931559
what a match fras
>>153932226very fast malen running at incredible hihg speed
>Lucumi is getting exposed so badly by Vaz that it completely change the match in Roma's favourhow grim
*finds new ways to exhaust Como aswell*
>>153932328>match with many goals in the champions league without shitalian teamsTHIS IS NOT LE CALCIUS, THIS IS MUH EBIL AMERICAN SPORT MUH PETRODOLLARI MUH TIKTOK MUH GENERAZIONE Z MUH NON CIE LA DIFESA NON CIE LA TATTICA>match with many goals in the Sagra della patata league between shitalian teamsWARRA MATCH
nice fair play lol
Venturino solves it
@153932368Someone really spent the time to type this out lole
You now remember Joao Marathon
refball
Someone post the "Freuler (Fat)" image
Freuler has reached the end of his voyage on the green seas desu
>extra time RomaAdvantage Jj
>>153932490Meant to post this
lykogiannis free kick will decide this
>>153932490they're playing Lecce at home...
>>153932490Who cares lol, if it's not the 4th place which belongs to Como I don't care whether it's going to be 5th or 6th
Dallinga for Castro thoroughly killed Bologna
>>153932542Como will get banned by UEFA so 5th will be CL
>>153932542Como died this morning
>stoppage time in the first extra halfbut why?
gud ad for calcioi missed another blooter game. roma and bologna will be tired next gameroma play gud
Dallinga is so so bad
>attempts the tryhard pronunciation of Zaragoza>just goes full anglo with Dallinga
Dalligma
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
he's still bad
>>153932785*assists*
I laffed
poor exit from the zingaro desu
C’est fini
>the absolute state of that negru Roma defenderPost the chat
bad defending from ndika. was out of position
scrambled heggem
Leg-ack nordPadani-ack
fucking hell for every thing he does well he fucks up ten balls with his control or passing
>+2'
>Bolo vs Villa remastered
MCCSF
Why the fuck did he dive instead of going for a corner kick or somethingIs he retarded.
never a penalty let's not joke
diving for THAT shameless
>>153932809commentators cannot we hebben ik ook on air without prior notice, people would think they'd tuned in to the circus
I'm not watching, they gave a non-existent last second epic remvntada bvrina penalty to roma, didn't they?
Italiano won.
Dude fucking jumped forward lmfao
bologna>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>milan
>
>>153933012That bread looks fucking grim
Vinny boy is replacing Gasperini next season, you heard it here first
>>153933057Radjaforever spotted
Cats actually killed Riomma, now waiting for the Sickwolf vid
>>153933057am I reading it right that radjaforever is crying about bologna having a better/deeper attack? bruh
>>153933057>they changed 3 attackers and the quality didn't changenigga's blind
>>153933114>tfw pushing a fart
>>153933114de malen sneed de pizza
>>153933104Yeah
>>153931074The only world in history, by the wayAnyway, Waza had the talent of a Spaniard
>>153933162Wat nou?
>Bepis - Aborto final based desu
Youtubers of the Riommersphere status?
>>153933457being an eceleb is a mental illness
>Sky Sport Italia’s commentators were jubilant in their post-match analysis of Roma-Bologna, praising the quality of the football on display: "Can we call this a night of Italian pride? Can there really be defeats that fill us with pride?"Not let's take ourselves in round
>>153933710I wouldn't go that far but it was a fine game of calcio desu
Calcio returns in 17h and 40m.
>>153933769To which stadium ahah haven't read anything about it lately
>>153933981Cuito Cuȧ̵̡̺̫̬̩̥͕̜͇̩̇ͪͨ̋̄̈̌ͩ͆͂̐́ͨͦ̇͑̓͟͞n̷͚͇͈̝̻͉͙̗̳͓͋͋̄ͫ̓̈ͤ̃ͣͦ̕͢a̩̖̳̫̒̓̊v̸̴̡̞͓͈͔̭̳ͤ̇ͯ̍͐͗̎̒̄͠aͤ̀́_̵͗͛̚_̴̧̣̥̬̹̤͖̙̗̠̦̬͋̐ͨ̑̐ͭͨ̄̑̇̆͆̈̀͟l̵͆̇̆̊̊̉ͩ̿̃͂ͮ͑͡͝
Wtf, Tzeentch just visited my machine?
Kill ALL Kazamazingari
how many triangles are there in the Mapei logo again? and what kind of star do they form?
>The plan to introduce professional refereeing in Italy has come to a sudden halt, being scaled back to a ‘light reform’ due to the significant uncertainties surrounding the FIGC, whose political future is closely tied to the outcome of the national team’s World Cup playoffs. The current weakness of the Italian Football Federation, combined with divisions among the clubs and the pending appeal by the president of the referees’ association, has prompted Gravina to bide his time until at least April, proposing a restructuring that would see a return to the distinction between CAN A and CAN B, with elite contracts reserved solely for top level match officials. At the same time, the sector is facing a communications and technological crisis: the Open VAR format risks being scrapped due to referees’ discontent over having to publicly admit their mistakes, whilst innovations such as the ref cam and live explanations to the public remain on hold. In this context the role of referee coordinator remains uncertain, given that Gianluca Rocchi does not appear willing to renew his contract, which expires in June, and the FIGC’s ideal alternative (Roberto Rosetti) seems difficult to recruit given his current position at UEFA.
>Pecorino scored his seventh goal, making him one of the top players in Serie B with Sudtirol. Juventus has the right to buy him back.Pecorina to Jj
>>153937483>>PecorinoThis motherfucker killed Kate
> There is no longer a big feeling between Gasperini and Ranieri (supports the sporting director Massara). Massara and Gasp are not in a good relationship; because several players signed by Massara (Ferguson, Tsimikas, Bailey, El Aynaoui, Vaz) weren’t in Gasp’s Plans. [Schira]Riomma collapse lole
Garp
I miss puma
>>153933710If there can be mistakes where no one is at fault, there can be defeats that fill us with pride
Been thinking about this pic uninterruptedly since it was posted yesterday
3+1 for Bernardeschi Silva
Emil Holm
>Michael Carrick admits there is no guarantee Matthijs De Ligt will play again this season as Man Utd try to find a cure for the Dutchman’s back injury
good morning /seriea/, been busy lately, hope you are doing well frasthese captchas are really getting annoying
>>153938385He ruined his career by moving to serie ass before age 38.
>>153938385Annekek bone marrow transplant incoming
Genoa’s Bijlow is up with Roefs being injured.
>>153938423It’s a psyop to encourage phoneposting (it worked)
Convocazioni for shitaly NT are abominable but gattuso is a tactical bvll so he'll manage to qualify for the world cup easily
Well well well, look who decided to make the trek from Liverpool...
>peesilly
>>153938731>No Beans>No Kayode It’s fine because Italia is getting Iran’s spot but grim nonetheless
>>153938731>no european football>players get to chill while players from other teams have to work hard with the NTOnly God knows how bbilan still is 8 points being Inter, just pathetic
>>153938765>BeansI do agree about Kayode though, absolute fenomenazzo
>>153938765>No KayodeI can't understand this
>>153938731If he doesn’t start palestra it’s officially over
>>153938533why aren't they grouped by role? It's very annoying >>153938731>no Insigne >no disk burneracabou
>>153938951>why aren't they grouped by role? It's very annoyingTotalcalcio or something
are you seriously telling me Kayode, one of the man with the most banana shaped feet in all of Italy, a man that by comparison makes Bellanova look like a refined regista from the calcio of old, is bossing the eplel?
>>153938969apparently yes
>>153938969Career ending transfer to Manchester United incoming
>Three coins still hasn’t accepted a Germany debut He could still ruin his life by choosing shitaly AND making a move to serie ass before age 38
Chuck Norr-ACK
>Six Sassuolo players in isolation before Juventus game due to ‘whooping cough’ outbreakwtf I can't believe Elkann was behind Umbrella Corp all along
>putting gold on a jersey when you haven’t won anything I mean it worked in ‘06 but imagine they don’t even qualify
>>153939168rip
https://x.com/Reuters/status/2034706472999821381SOVL
>Portieri: Giovanni Daffara (Avellino), Edoardo Motta (Lazio), Lorenzo Palmisani (Frosinone);>Difensori: Honest Ahanor (Atalanta), Davide Bartesaghi (Milan), Gabriele Calvani (Frosinone), Fabio Chiarodia (Borussia M'gladbach), Pietro Comuzzo (Fiorentina), Costantino Favasuli (Catanzaro), Gabriele Guarino (Empoli), Brando Moruzzi (Empoli);>Centrocampisti: Tommaso Berti (Cesena), Matteo Dagasso (Venezia), Giacomo Faticanti (Juventus), Luca Lipani (Sassuolo), Mattia Mannini (Juve Stabia), Cher Ndour (Fiorentina), Lorenzo Venturino (Roma);>Attaccanti: Alessio Cacciamani (Juve Stabia), Luigi Cherubini (Sampdoria), Jeff Ekhator (Genoa), Seydou Fini (Frosinone), Luca Koleosho (Paris FC), Antonio Raimondo (Frosinone).the future is.. bleak
Ezechiel Banzuzi, Lamara Bogarde, Ro-Zangelo Daal, Gjivaj Zechiel and Lequincio Zeefuik are up
>>153939243>taking Pisilli and Palestra to the First team despite knowing full well they'll at best play 10 minutes at least they have a decent lead on the 3rd place, but the five negrus should be good for this level desu, Chiarodia and Guarino too.
>>153939269>Lequincio Zeefuikgot a laugh out of me
>>153939269For me, it's RAV4 Van Den Berg and Sami Oh Issa
Daal Lo-Zingaro
>>153939243it’s fine, figc hired some literal who to be technical director and announced a new year new me project, if they made a comprehensive multi-year plan and invested actual money like england and germany did then that would be very bad
>Arthur: "Spalletti likes to have a playmaker in midfield, a linchpin of the team, I like that role. Pizarro and Lobotka really came into their own under him, playing a style of football based on possession and tactical intelligence. It’s not far-fetched to think I could fit in well. We'll see."
The CONVOCATORIA is here.>no PanichelliSCALONIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
New Gerry article just dropped but poorfags are priced out only richbvlls can read it https://www.ft.com/content/37f6dce5-7cd5-4bd7-a917-cfa972931db3
>>153939395>they want me to pretend Italy and Spain don't have three more world cups each
>>153939395>PrestianniVinicius btfo
>>153939405>investing on WarnerBros when the world has moved on>investing on journalism when the world has moved on>investing on NBA when the world has moved onGood thing he has invested on a football club that retained its European DNA™
>>153939395How is Tagliafico still a NT player lole
>>153939349he’s right tbf, Lobotka is basically Arthur if he actually ran
>farthur
>why didn't he call up muh random literally who pupillo who played 2 decent matches with parma or cagliari (he did call Gym doe) or pisa instead of players who actually kind of know what they're doing and that you can trust, DOFE ZONO I CIOFANIShitalian soccer fans are literally so fucking retarded, these 2 matches are against even shittier teams that shitaly and you should just focus on scoring at least 2 goalsNorthern ireland or bosnia are NEVER fucking going to score more than 1 goal just by the fact that they're northern ireland and bosnia, come on now
imagine unironically incorporating mongolisms in your language
>>153939503>my passes when, at the parish football pitch, I'd look up to ogle at a pretty grill going by instead of focusing on the league
>>153939475The other leftback option is Acuña.We are failures when it comes to producing fullbacks, we got cursed for never giving Zabaleta and Zanetti the chance they deserved.
Crazy Passes Only Anon Can Misplace While Aria Goes By
I remember that the last time I posted a goal of Italy at the World Cup, webbumz were still a novelty y'know
Italy's last knockout game at a World Cup was longer ago than webm video (2010) was introduced by Google. And that was VP8 mind you, not even VP9 codec that people actually use.
kys grimoli
New diaspora merch just dropped
>>153940021Duccio looking good
>>153940021>>153940043>>153940066>>153940075https://pixlr.com/photo-collage/
Why did he hold a press conference
zinng-zing-zingarooooHe is (yeah), he iszinng-zing-zingaroooo
>>153940162Him, Cambiaso and Miretti are hopping into the Cryo Archive so he went to give the presser early
>>153938731>Internapoli blocdoomed to fail
>Digregorio >Cambiaso-Gatti-Gabbia-Bartesaghi>Miretti-Locatelli-Ricci>??? -??? -??? Jesus fucking Christ lmao
>FORMAZIONI UFFICIALI CAGLIARI (4-3-3): Caprile; Zé Pedro, Mina, Dossena, Rodriguez; Adopo, Gaetano, Sulemana; Palestra, Folorunsho, Esposito. All. PisacaneNAPOLI (3-4-2-1): Milinkovic-Savic; Beukema, Buongiorno, Olivera; Politano, Gilmour, Lobotka, Gutierrez; De Bruyne, McTominay; Højlund. All. Conte
Buongiorno, Adopo
>>153940314it is time to say goodbye to Napoli
>first time in 5 months Kevin starts
Sunday league esque goal
>>153940314Thiaw
>>153940431That's the goals you gotta score against teams that fill the area
pullybros we will not give upwe are a great race
>>153940455You're no Le Mans, that's for sure. More of a Nascar race, actually.
This Caprile guy looks pretty good, should go for 30M€ or so
>>153939520can of strella elite diffensa
Friday night plans?
>>153939213Those patterns on the shirt always suck, why not simply put a beautiful simple vibrant blue? Whoever is in charge of these clothing brands is an actual jew.
Cagliari’s new stadium Soon™
>>153940679>rooftop pool in front of the sea>in a stadium
Please watch/support our colony
>>153940730Pretty sure it’s only for VIPs no way poorfags are allowed in the rooftop pool
>>153940679That looks like something I might have come up with Lego as a child, back when Lego was actually creative stuff and not just model building.
>>153940679home of catgirls
>>153940760nothing screams rich more than drinking a 33cl Ichnusa floating on a flamingo shaped mattress while waiting for Pavoletti to score in the last 15 minutes yes
Your honour, this is nothing but a misunderstanding, an honest mistake if you will. The fact of the matter is that we were trying to contact the agent of french prospect Kaïs N'dragetha
Cremonese bros we are in a relegation battle innit?
serie a playing 2 games on friday because they think they have a chance in the world cup play offs
Hello Kitty Island Adventure 'tioned
>Napoli-Milan will decide whom Inter chokes the league to
reminder that delta force was produced and financed entirely by the israeli government as a propaganda piece and yet menahem golan made forster the terrorist into the main character
>HIS club doesn't own THEIR stadium nor THEIR hotel
>Conte is Brazilian wing maxxin’Smart
*chokes to desi Johnson*
>>153941276This will never happen, even the masterful choker can't do it
>we could have scored 3 different goals of the season in this first half alone but hit the woodwork twiceok so udinegru is winning got it
>>153942037If you had to rate Bijlow 0-10 since his arrival in beautiful Liguria, what would you give him?
>>153942071consider he replaced what had become by far the worst keeper in the league that never left his posts and that the entire stadium had begun to hate from what I've been told by stadio goers, but he looks like a European match goalkeeper if it makes sense. The defence especially got a massive confidence boost from having someone leading the whole group. Hasn't really been tested in terms of shot stopping yet. >inb I just jinxed him
>>153941482It's gotta be the same couple pumping those out, they're all the same dude kek
>>153942395Robinho, Vinicius, Neres and Alisson Santos do all appear to be the same phenotype
>ball hits the arm>handball>penaltyThen it isn't called a handball then ffs
they have given that exact penalty against >us this season lol
>Massive investment in FIGC contributed basically zero to serie ass calcio growth last year," per Goldman Sachs
>>153942253Very happy to hear that! From what I'm reading he's super happy over there as well, has been embraced by the rest of the team etc.Thanks for the serious answer
>completely dominated the game>0-2 lossthe Gasperini curse is real
>>153931074El Niño! El Niño! El Niño!
>>153943124Jeffrey looking good
>>153943124The Riommer Vaudeville
There's an NPC named Bremer in Crimson Desert
It’s springy saturday!
>Mexican journalist Inés Sainz has revealed a disturbing incident of harassment she experienced years ago in Italy at the hands of a Brazilian soccer player playing at Milan, describing the encounter as 'an ambush'. Invited to the athlete’s suite for an interview, Sainz found herself alone after the player’s agent sent her camerawoman away under a pretext: "I started to feel that things were taking a turn for the worse. I thought: this is a set-up" she said, explaining that she initially acted as if nothing were wrong to figure out a way out while the player sought forced physical contact: "He wanted to hug and kiss me repeatedly. A terrible moment." Being a black belt in taekwondo, the journalist defended herself by striking him: "I mustered all the strength I had and kicked him in the testicles," then managed to escape. Despite the incident, Sainz chose not to expose the player (though she excluded Kaká, whom she described as 'a true gentleman') for fear of professional retaliation: "At that moment I made a bad decision. If it happened to me now, I would definitely speak up."
>>153945364Is he in any way involved with religious military campaigns?
If allegri gets a punticino d'oro against those bvlls of the bvll it's an impresazza titanica
jJ gets boots-on-ground today (Corriere dello Sport)
If Gravina wants me to support the shitalian nt he has to:- stop convocating terroni- stop convocating negri- admit shitaly stole the trophies against England and France
>Juventus is strengthening its real estate portfolio and optimizing its financial management through a strategic move: the purchase of the J Hotel. The club has acquired its property for €23 million from the Ream Sgr fund, the manager of the J Village Fund. Thanks to its 41% stake in the fund, the net cost to Juventus is reduced to approximately €14 million. The J Hotel is a rapidly growing asset, with over 200,000 guests recorded in recent years. Juventus, which already managed the property through its subsidiary B&W Nest, will now be able to directly benefit from the revenue and more efficient management. The transaction will not have any negative impact on the parameters set by UEFA and FIGC, nor will it limit the club’s investment plans. This move will create value to be reinvested in its core sports business, supporting the strengthening of the squad.
Zhang Jindong is officially broke
If he had owned a chain of dry cleaners, he would have been called Zhang BingBong
Kekekekekekekekekekdek allegri shat all over serie ass and shitalians in his conferenza stampa
Conference stamp
Calcio /biz/ idea: J Habbo Hotel
>Scamacca deadtime for Pew Pew Esposito to shine
>>153932096https://youtu.be/DetXjdB1sCc?si=xsPCshddkJyHGeLh
>>153950132time for zaniolo redemption arc (again)
BREAKING: Serie ass switching to nihaobux
You now remember Leoni transferring to Liverpool
Guess who’s back
zinng-zing-zingarooooHe is (yeah), he iszing-zing-zingaroooo
>>153950860>Find me a bigger t nuke than this.Why would you wear a micro bikini if you don’t have large areolas. Like what’s even the point?
>>153950860ez
Fras serious questions (for a change) here:Do you think that with all the shit going on in the middle east the premier league will suffer economically? Since all the arabs will have to direct investment to rebuild their infrastructure? What about psg and the germs?What about summer mercato going on sale and serie a taking advantage?
jajaja, que divertido
>>153951519probably only pee ass gee is going to be affected by the energy crisis but not much will come of it, since they're feeding off the rest of ligue uhn and keeping the entire frog football league/federation in check, politically speaking.in my view, american ownerships are likely to face a degree of difficulty, given that the dollar in general (and not just from the perspective of the petrodollar) is in a dismal state and bashed in by a sect of delusional rabbis. could you please remind me how many serie a clubs are owned by american investors? lulfrom a footballing perspective it looks like we're in for some really sluggish transfer windows. surely the gulf leagues (particularly the saudi league, which served as a magnificent dumping ground for the debt of european clubs) will undoubtedly lose much of their appeal. and who knows, the bubble that has inflated the overall value of world football may burst sooner than we think
>>153951826The dollar has never been stronger. China got hit hard with this war, half if not more of their oil imports come from Iran. This war is also a testament of the american strength which will only scare China from ever attempting to take on Taiwan in the next 50 years.If Europoors like you are suffering is because you decided to side with Ukrainian baby beheading nazis instead of Russia
Who's walking the plank this year
>>153951856hopefully the Gravinoid
>>153949113Blut is going to Hogwarts, Spaletti would 100% be a Gryffindor
Free my n-word lil'crow
Reminder that Skull Face was right all along and he was the one and only morally right character in the entire MGS series
Only tugas will survive
Could Diego Garcia be a good replacement for Di Gregorio?
IMG haters real quite
Italian baseball = argentine managerItalian rugby = argentine managerItalian calcio = european managerguess
let's go milan chads!
Di Garcia for Di Francesco
>>153951519>BREAKING: Qatar Gas CEO says 'We incurred a $20 billion loss at the facility we built for $26 billion two years ago.'Vitinha - Locatelli double pivot very soon
>>153953620could've bought 2 pio espositos with those instead
Hydrocarbontelli
Dimona Inzaghi
Ah, of course the team playing with a black and white kit is Milan while the one playing in red and black is Torino
Giampaolo won.
>>153953861I kneel
holy shit pavlovic
That's embarrassing by the keeper, you gotta reach that
pavlovic? furlani masterclass
Nice defending lole
che tori
What a toro
cmon you like to hate on milan but the matches are always a gamble unlike inter which steamrolls all the small teams
Napoli legend Simeone gifts us the second place
>>153954038THIS SO MUCH THISSERINO I LOVE CAZZO I MEAN CALCIO MY BOYFRIEND I MEAN GIRLFRIEND ONLY CARES ABOUT THE ENTERTAINMENT A FOOTBALL MATCH PROVIDES NOT THE FINAL RESULT IN FACT I ENJOY MASTURBATING TO MY BOYFRIEND I MEAN GIRLFRIEND GETTING FUCKED BY OTHER MEN JUST AS MUCH AS I ENJOY HAVING SEX WITH THEM MYSELF BECAUSE ALL I CARE ABOUT IS ENJOYING THINGS
pls don't trigger the schizo
What the...
>>153954560that would have been more believable if you'd have put Chuck Norris there
Pavlovic giveth, Pavlovic taketh away
>Gimenez in for pulisicChicanoposter sborring
It's up
>>153954982He actually gave up on playing any 9, I kneel
>concord and kara boga startingWho are going to be the impact subs to save the day?
>>153955139Bremerd header but he's wearing a wig to cosplay Carlos from RE3R
>>153955139The zingaro brothers
Speaking of RE; first look at Robert Pattison as Leon Kennedy in Paul Thomas Anderson’s ‘Resident Evil’.
>>153954982MechaGregorio will be released in 3 weeks
>>153955212Looks good
>>153955212Me? Waiting to see the live action Sheva and Hunningan
>>153955212fake and not because that's just a Tenet screenshot but because PTA would wait 213123 years before making a new movie
Allegri won.
>>153955270You know what isn't fake? The Flight Simulator update that add De Kuip, Belgio's mother's psychiatrist practice andLEIDENEIDEN
Allegri continues his shithouse run1st half given away againWe got lucky with that Pavlovic blooter I want him out next season
Golazo Dildiz :)Perin pre-assist :)
Midget runner meta still hasn't been patched, I kneel
bro what a ball from Perin
This isn't the Sassuolo of our forefathers
Oh shit I forgot >we are playing lolgolazo dildiz btw
So when is DiGre going to fuck off to the big palazzo in the sky?
>>153956210Muharemovic is so slow
In today's crazy timeline news:Jorginho x Chappel Roan beef is up
>>153956318...a brazilian and a crossdresser?
Missed the entire game until now due to liquid reasons but I caught a corner that wasn't completely wasted in the first few minutes
Barcola is at Sassuolo?!
This Bacola guy is pretty intrasting desu
Kalulmost
For me, it's when it's tite and you can see the butt from the front
Shat myself a little there
>>153956643You're not ready for Laurentie IN
McKennie/Ronaldo reunion cancelled.
>>153956660Oh my god why didn't some mid-table tier slop club like Roma or Lazio sign him while he was in B lol
*does a bit of everything but not enough of anything* Maybe Crimson Deserceicao is a more fitting name for him
>>153956674Sassol is too rich to let him go for a price that others thought was reasonable I guess.
we are dominating the World Athletics Indoor Championships
Oh I'm also dominating these indoors alright lmao
>Italy has become a track and field superpower overnight in 2021hmmm
Pokopegrova
>>153956791w-was it the vax?
>>153956814Why is there a picture of Sean Connery hung behind him
>>153956814Clearly not, it was the iranian one
>golazo dildiznkunkunchads.... we got too cocky
>>153956814Damm, even iran has jeet doctors
>>153956794Fuck, Pokopenda was right there in front of me
>>153956872KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This calls for some Boga action
Regular Sassuolo games
Thuram kill yourself ty bb
Ok maybe it is the Sassuolo of our forefathers
Maybe it's time to sub a striker mr Sborretti
Thuram <-> Koopmeiners fixes thisBut credit where it's due, gud movement from Pinemounts
No strikers allowed
Koop and Miretti IN
part of me hoped we’d see koopmeiners false 9 for bants
>Cumbiaso OUT????
Sub in Zingarova and a 9 fucking hell
Should've shot there
feels like it's been a good while since a proper Jj penalty, maybe this is the match?
Sborretti please sub in a 9, at least to put some marking there
*subs Milik*
Bogalmost
ffs of course
Imagine being Merdavid rn
Milik is unironically warming up lmao
It's gonna happen again... today.
Unironically Zingarova and Milik would win it but Sborretti doesn't have the vision
Remake is up. All is well.
HOLY SHIT
Why the FUCK is he keeping the midget in, I am losing my mind
Just opened my Z folder
could use a benal honestly @AIA
*negates your penalty*
Marelli every time he's called on the mic he's sbiascicating like never before
Juve refballing fuckin Sassuolo
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha CALCIOPOLISIS BACK
Why would they call the ref and just show him that angle? I'm not complaining but no way he could've seen it from there, and why the VAR couldn't just give it
>>153957222lmao
Ball don't lie !!
yep time to an hero
I'm not even gonna complain as refs give these shitty handball pens every week, thankfully Locatelli shat himself
>milik coming on>ghost penalty because ball grazed the hairs of the arm of a jumping player>taker proceeds to pass straight to the goalieonly serie ass could provide this sequence of events
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I almost screamed btw
We neeeded Cats up there instead
Chellini with everyone's reaction
I think that's settled for our UCL qualification lol
But I was ensured Scansuolo was a scansing team
>>153957679Needed Matic in the lineup for that
Dio porco when Locatelli stepped up I knew he was gonna miss, this team can't stop shitting itself when it matters
Both Milik and Vlahovic up, everyone crossing the ball: no result. Renew Vlahovic immediately, 10 more years of this!
>>153957693I mean he scored the Venezia pen last season, it would be nice to have a striker to take them though
>>153957712>>153957693Spalletti called Yildiz and told him to allow Locatelli to shoot it lol
>>153957712He has one of these evenings every once in a while where he cannot make one fucking pass to save his life, letting him take the pen is the most rookie mistake I have ever seen, let Yildiz or Milk take it for the love of the lord
>that Juve feel when
Gonna take a quick peek at the clubs currently running for that EL spot in other leagues h-h-haha
>Indonesian Gauloises will unironically play in the cltotal calcio death
>>153957748Surely this season IT will happen...
Business idea: Indy Neidell narrating Jj 2025-26
>>153957791If it happens, I WILL be there.
Cheer up butt for Juve fans
Jj-approved coping mechanisms?
Literally just let Yildiz do everything, he's the only good player in the team, you can't let fucking Locatelli think he's more important or apt to shoot pens
>>153957982We can't even plan or speculate about a mercato since we don't know if we'll end up in UCL or not loleThanks for the Tudor at the beginning, Grimolli
DO NOT look up our April calendar
>Monday, Apr 6, 2026Juventus - FC Genoa>Sunday, Apr 12, 2026Atalanta - Juventus>Sunday, Apr 19, 2026Juventus - Bologna>Sunday, Apr 26, 2026AC Bbilan - Juventus>Sunday, May 3, 2026Juventus - Hellas Verona FC>Sunday, May 10, 2026Lecce - Juventus>Sunday, May 17, 2026Juventus - Fiorentina>Sunday, May 24, 2026Torino - JuventusGetting 14 ouf 18 points from this
>>153958087Mo I remember Serie A is a 20-team league19 out of 24 points*
Grant us points
if the duel was juve-roma i would say the former will always somehow have a sculata and be 4th but now we have the como question mmmhh..
Jorginho and Chapell Roan did WHAT
I was painting during the benuldy, but Jesus... you can hardly kick a ball that's more saveable than THAT
At least searching for his name on the [redacted] site made me aware of Paola Locatelli
>>153958496Sir Roger Alexander Deakins would be jealous of that shot
>>153958496Please understand, he was trying to increase his passing statistic
/mu/idea The dead Calcio - Will there be enough passes?
/lit/ idea: a fanfic where Locatelli is trans and is plagued by intrusive thoughts about if he's passing enough or not
Locatelli is the Crimson Desert of midfielders
the fuck kind of name is Arijanet?
Hollywood actor Will ArijanettGuild Wars developer ArijaNet
Crimson Desert >>>>>> Elden Ring
/patisserie/ idea: Crimson Dessert
/seriea/ idea: Crimson Cloudflarehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51_1zQg2k6s
*gets banned by AGCOM*
>>153959192But can any Cremonese legend Grimson Dessers area top THIS? I bet it can'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb3f9WuV1Y
N'AGGCAPIT
https://x.com/catapiolta/status/2035419529975599450top kek
>>153959601
>tfw Locatelli's pen was so shit that no one pays attention to the fact that Zingaro couldn't kick the ball in an empty net
I was today years old when I found out Jorginho’s stepdaughter is Jude Law’s daughter, which is Trent Alexander-Arnold’s ex girlfriend’s sister.
>>153959601Nasty but I laughed like a retard (I hate furby)
Had a nightmare Juventus where Juventus had a world class, dribbly-drobbly black striker. But then I woke up and it was back to normal.
>>153960155>a world class, dribbly-drobbly black strikerCAM ON ELIMOGHALESCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS
>>153960330Elimoghale and Yildiz upfront would hit like crack if it ever happened and worked (rather unlikely knowing this club)
Destiny Onoguekhan Elimoghale
>>153960330>>153960359Elimoghale is barely making any difference in the U19 lol
>>153960388Trust the plan fra
Had a nightmare Juventus
>>153960388Given the current state of Italian football development wise, excelling at youth level offers less chance of success once the player reaches the professional ranks
>ranking of the most prolific players in the campionato primavera of the last twenty years, sorted by goals per minute tallysome real meteoroids in there
Five Nights At Gasperstein's
>>153960999Checked
something something di manjare
That Sasol result was genuinely depressing, really need the Baldy to make Comolli’s sacking a condition of his renewal
>>153963169>day 23 of the three days NATO operation to rescue Israel>Twinkazzo nowhere to be seenWhere is he?
>>153963298
>>153964103They're rebuilding him in Pristina, stolen organ by stolen organ
>>153964400intrasting, seing the picture of the wheelbarrow I would have thought it was an Ekstraklasa match
>>153964103Twinkbara is in overdrive no time for shitposting unfortunately
>>153964867please be in the next resident evil game
Gm sirs, feels like I haven’t posted in weeks. I have an incredibly time, I can’t even begin to tell you (and I’d like to because sad as it is I usually talk to you more than some of my own friends) Anyway, sorry duccio I don’t endorse this message
>>153965005What a little bit of vitamin D does to a Glasgowian chud
>>153960518>The only ones who are doing "alright" in top flight football are Esposito and Barrow (if you consider Saudi league decent enough, that is)That's quite underwhelming desu
>>153965245Sonybros...
https://youtu.be/Zm7ZTw7AdIU?si=tBm7p5WI_9Xo2VKVSo why exactly was this goal ruled off? Nobody ever mentions this because of the final result, but it was a colossal ladratazza anyway (weird, that team usually never cheats)
There might be calcio going on at this time of the day, many are watching this
>>153964880She was a fairy, yeah, yeah, she was a fairy
>>153965245I thought about using this thing as soon as I see one of the chicos from here Vidya posting
Just had a nervous liquid moment in anticipation of the Il Classico and saw this scrolling through the forbidden app.>>153965005Are you feeling so gud because you’ve been an undercover Hearts fan all this time?
So, for me, the discussion on who is better between Pirlo, Xavi, and Modric? For me, it is Pirlo.I
>>153964103here:>>153964400
Bhampions league spot bros.....
Genoa player spotted
>since 2009 no away fans have been allowed in the stadiumvery homosexual desu
>>153965945>who is better between Pirlo, Xavi, and Modric?Corini
Lmao >We're never recovering at least 4 points againg Como but it's not Spalletti's fault he didn't field a single striker against Sassuolo mkay
>>153966344>We're never recovering at least 4 points againg Comothe absolute state of Jjust
>I'm watching the memedivisie derby of the Netherlands >said derby doesn't even get a threadI don't know which is worse
>>153966377Well the team and coach are worse than Como's so it makes sense
>>153966395it'd be empty anyway since the moroccans are too busy celebrating their cardboard trophy
Opel Mokio
hopefully bofogna are all worn out
Another day, another Nico PazzoYou know what he needs to do? Go to the madrid so they can destroy his life like they did to Morata and are doing to Abdelkhadder
>>153966395I wouldn't waste my time with it if I wasn't personally invested. This is the worst both these teams have been in ~10 years
>Leltic
mo marusic is prime dani alves
is this true?
>>153966600can't be much worse than current year Bologna and Lazio
Bbilan legend paolo sam7marco
>>153966774
fuck me this has been shite so far
>italy - sassol 1-1 drawthis international break isn’t for me fras
douvikas is greece's number 4 he would have been squadra azzurra's starting forward
Half-time.
Atalanta's tifo today honouring Marten De Roon breaking the record of all-time appearances for Atalanta, was held by Gianpaolo Bellini
>you can drown animals in Crimson Desertperfect game for /seriea/ schizos
Bellini shoty sponsorship when?
>spuds are getting relegated I'll take 1x archie gray please fabbiani
whenever I get mad at our refs I try to remember I could have had to suffer dutch refs
>>153967216Italian refs really aren't all that bad when comparing to the English and Spanish ones
fuck sake
>lil bears
I KNEEL MOTTA
serie b cunnysseurs knew Motta had all the means to become a good keeper
Watch says my heartrate is 140 bpm rn
Lazio bros we are lucky with goalkeepersMotta shit with feet tho
>>153967314Then there is this thing with goal-scoring...Good shots by Isaksen and Noslin there though!
shooting straight from that angle is dumb you need to curl the ball isaksen
>Sassuolo GK Muric: "Before the game, I asked my compatriot Zhegrova about which side Locatelli chooses when shooting penalties. I guess he was right
I sarri snots out a point with chancellor and 10 coop warehouse workers he's the new god emperor of calcio
Sarri is the Commissar Yarrick of calcio
based ken doll
KEN DOLL TO THE RESCUE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
>>153967231All refs are bad, but the Spanish ones are really bad at hiding it>>153966300Not because he is Italian, no, but because he was passing it around with greater range and lobbing it around. Now Modric does that too, but Pirlo was less mobile, and Modric box to boxes it a lot and gets forward a lot. What about dribly droblies? Well, I think Modric has more drobblies but Pirlo is more stationary, and I like that better. Xavi would turn and pass it along the grass, but the one I liked was Pirlo's lobbed style.
>>153967536"I'm Just Ken" is literally there
You guys think maybe Mario Balotelli and Paul Pogba are related?
come on Verona score some fucking goals
>>153967518>>153967536Tailored for goal-scoring!
>>153967571I would have said yes if you'd said retarded instead of that
>SpudsIt's time to come home Kulu...
Chancellor good
SEX SEX SEX
>>153967616I hope you mispelled Kolo, because Kulusevski has been injured for months and no one knows what his condition is lmfao
>>153967681Kangoo is still PSG's player technically I think?Besides, the memory of Kulu is still strong. An attacking and creative threat from the right side of the field...
Nice hair nice goatee
Can finally enjoy Taylor now he's out of ajax :D
Piccinini has been increasingly starting to look similar to Netanyahu
>>153967748Francescabros...
>>153967801>>153967801>>153967801>>153967801>>153967801
for all the faults Mr. Penguin might have Lazio is really good at getting a hold of good midfielders relatively speaking
