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Preds Edition
>>153925375
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ded wongs miss the playoffs
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my jackies :)
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>>153933791
absolute legend
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/KRAK/
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>>153933795
Our Jackies :)
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The Ice Rink Gary Cabal
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>rags score the first goal of the game five minutes in
>end the period down 2-1
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>>153933794
This but >laffs.
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>rags
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>>153933798
sorry, i do it so hopefuly someone snaps one day
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>>153933815
They headbutted the puck into their own goal for the second one
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Go Broons!
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>>153933826
So basically youre just looking for someone to call you a fag
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>>153933816
>whatabout da laffs
everytime
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Who's got that gif/webm of the nashville mascot fapping?
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>>153933802
our team is shit and run by retards
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>>153933839
if Pasta doesn't get the C at least by the next pre-season I'm going to start drafting a stern letter
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the winnipeg jets are fucking useless. relocate that shit team to the sunbelt.
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>>153933845

>laffs
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>>153933875
jets aren't even native to the winnipeg region
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>>153933853
They may be shit but they can still slitter into playoffs
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>scoreless draws
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>/hoc/ is not native to the region of the city of the united states of america
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/hoc/ is on stolen land
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>>153933979
an american would never understand his pain
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>star sprangled
this anthem singer sucks
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>>153933997
I don't understand his pain
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>>153934014
Imagine you went to high school but didn't get shot.
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Oh gosh the Bruins are getting two points tonight and thus continues the torment of constantly not being in or out
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relocate winnipeg
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>>153934033
I didn't go to high school
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>>153934033
You guys haven't all killed yourselves yet? Guess the queue for the assisted suicide is as long as any other healthcare up there.
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>>153934057
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>>153934057
wongs are gonna be the team that eats shit broons are fine
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>>153934074
I'm glad you have easy access to your diabetes meds
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>>153934087
yeah but they're always teetering on the edge of the playoffs it's like an annual 9-month humiliation ritual for Boston
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>>153934099
got em
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>>153934113
Such is the life of the fan of an Original Six team
born into it
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>>153934074
embrace walkable cities burger boi
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>>153934057
I want to believe in them even though they suck
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There's nothing wrong with diabetes
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JLMI islanders
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>>153934128
>>153934132
I needed this optimism GO BROONIES

also I'm watching by visualizer which is hilarious
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/hoc/'s Jackies re-take the lead!
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jackies scar :)
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>Thursday Night Fights
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Habs get interference calls for getting skated into
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>>153934166
PASTA :DDD
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>>153934206
You're welcome
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>>153934206
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>>153934206
well jaywalking is jaywalking. about time someone starts enforcing that in Montreal >:|
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>>153934218
more like gaywalking
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Rangers need to help out the Islanders here...the forbidden broship...
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I am betting heavily on the Panthers. They always win
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>>153934226
We want the sens to help out the Jackies here
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>>153934240
Draisaitl and McDavid can't defeat them
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pooins
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Kent Johnson was born to be a Vancouver Canuck
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>>153934268
Drai passed away anon
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>>153934276
Now how will mcdavid have gay sex?
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>>153934279
RNH has to step up
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>>153934279
He likes women with feminine balls
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Go rags
Go sentards
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Jets useless. Rags useless.
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Fantilli :)
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my jackies :)
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>>153934279
jarry's still there, and if you've been paying attention, it is quite easy to get in his hole
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ruh roh, raggies
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>>153934338
JEN
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My penguins ):
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>>153934303
bulju was too much of a philistine to understand
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>>153934330
imagine what the new york jets must be like
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move the jets to arizona
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>>153934369
Nah they're heading to Houston
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please win habs or sens
preferably both
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
SLAFGOALSKY
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>Gary if you don't give hasbs a PP the leaves may all miss the ploffs.
>Coming right up, bro.
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SLAF BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>153934376
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Yzerplan status?
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sacre but
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>>153934397
ded
like
da
wongs
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true
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>>153934402
This but >laffs.
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>>153934397
let him cook
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>>153934397
he just needs more time
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>>153934412
Ted Nolan and Dominik Hasek hated each other so it's pretty likely that Ted has reverse-polarized himself into supporting the political and military aims of the Russian Federation
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When will Gary cave to the pressure and can Parros?
Or, better yet, get rid of them both
Gary was the worst thing to ever happen to hockey.
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>shoot
>score
simple as
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>>153934461
CZECHIA :DDDD
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How are my penguins supposed to make the playoffs?
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kraken are not currently losing
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>>153934478
The wongs are OUT
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>>153934461
we don't do that in toronto.
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>>153934458
They can only fire him if they can find another smart goomba. Parros has a Bachelor in Economics so the bar is not too high.
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haven't posted in a couple years but just saw the news so had to come back

THE HAMILTON BULLDOGS ARE BACK
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>>153934478
Crosby is never making playoffs again. He should retire so he can marry and reproduce
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Attaboy Bedsy
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>>153934511
Hellebuyck is cooked
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>>153934483
Our penguins need to be 2nd in the metro
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>>153934507
The Hamilton islanders are shit
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>>153934510
he has 2 kids
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>>153934526
Good for him
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Holy fuck. Bruins r shooting in the famous hallybuxk and winning
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>>153934507
br*ntford still has the team so they can't call the new team that unfortunately
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>>153934482
/KRAK/
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>>153934539
we can kill them it's ok
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>>153934511
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>>153934564
JEN
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does detroit even care about staying in playoff position
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goddamn the jets are terrible
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maybe I Zacha your dick?
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>>153934581
Bro who cares we need the blue jackets and islanders to lose too
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hold on, the sennies... actually thought they had a chance!?
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>>153934581
No, the Yzerplan continues either way
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Fraud Wings preddit is having a melty. Copers and Doomers going for each other’s jugulars kek
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>>153934602
why?
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>>153934588
Even Hellebuyck can't carry them
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>>153934588
Just like my islanders
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IT'S TIME FOR OILERS HOCKEY
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>>153934616
if only playoffs were decided by 3v3 in ot
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>>153934616
He's been doing it for a decade now, it was only a matter of time before the bottom fell out
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my hawkies :)
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>>153934614
So my penguins can be second in the metro obviously
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>>153934634
based
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>>153934612
You gotta go back.
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riveting stuff this. the best part of the celly at the end
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>>153934641
they all come together :3
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>>153934641
just like my agar io games
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>>153934640
Don’t think I will, bud
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>>153934629
It's funny how he finally dropped off and then proceeded to finally win something
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>>153934641
Gary's Greatest Gift
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oh lawd dem wangs
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>>153934646
maybe the ¥ets could learn a thing or two from them about teamwork
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What a meme goal for my wangs
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BRUINSBROS, DID WE GET TOO COCKY?
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>>153934648
Yes, you will. Now.
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>>153934661
ooƒ that's hard to watch. it's like in middle school gym class you always put the fatgirl in goal where she can't do any damage and then this shit happens
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jackies letting the rags back in so we can have garypoints all around
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>frog blackie chimping out
Same as it ever was
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What a joke
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>>153934687
Rags arent winning shit
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>>153934700
Just like my islanders
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da rags
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>>153934074
Touched a nerve there lad, take it easy
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cam onnn garrry let 'em scarr
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>>153934687
nevermind
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/hoc/'s Jackies :)
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I'll be honest, I was sadder when pageau was traded than when karlsson was traded.
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Still here :)
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>>153934074
oh he boilin'
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>>153934735
soon pekka
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Still didn't ask
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kitties scar!!
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>>153934672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNHeSoABYQ
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>>153934739
God damn faggots
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>cut to panthers fans in edmonton after the goal
>they're jeets

lmao
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>>153934803
Many such cases
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Sabres/Sharks better be a banger
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Do the frogs just cherrypick like this all game?
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>>153934832
That’s all they’re capable of doing in addition to be OT merchants
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>>153934811
Bandwagoning is a good way to farm izzat
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>islels
good one, retards
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no garytime merchanting today, islels
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We got some help! Close this game out Jackies!
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gary will not be happy about this one, senatorbros..
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I'm starting to think we've gone too far
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Dear senators, I’ll like to show you a token of my gratitude
https://youtube.com/shorts/cAxcIZ83MfU?si=hJtAgLcU5757kX1S
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DAH UNDATAKA
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thank you for your service sens
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Not enjoying hockey very much this season DESU
Probably because I only get shit Laffs games in the tele, and the only other decent Canadian team are the Habs.
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We love our Sens tonight
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catties scarr!!
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fucking bum ass Jake Evans
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>oilels
>shartgram
Fuck my fat chud life
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FUCK
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MERDE
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Fantilli empty netter :)
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habsissies... not like this
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Mike Benning has money on the board it seems
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=Matheson you fucking cocksucking faggot
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fantilli again :)
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DEBRINKY
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yzerplan is picking up speed bros
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Hope frog fans kill themselves. Getting dominated by wings all game
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UH OH FRAUDTREAL
UH OH STINKY
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matheson you're a BUM
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>>153934888
listen to the radio broadcast, it's actually quite therapeutic and still exciting and full of color commentary, and it doesn't require you to be on the couch. I put my aftershokz on and do my chores, make lunch, wiggle my mouse on my work computer, etc
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>>153934946
based i love listening to hockey and baseball on the radio
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oilers still getting raped by the rotting corpse of florida I see
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>>153934946
I should follow your example
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Eat shit n die rags
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Jackies move into a playoff spot!
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>>153934946
I agree radio is superior, but doesn't change my team's being shit and run by retards
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Hope hutson gets a career ending injury
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Rape Burakovsky
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MY RED WINGS
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habs stink
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let me know when the sabres/sharks puck drops
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ET LE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>153934997
This and tell me what color it is
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Rape Green
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>>153934968
LOL LMAO
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got the st louey game on
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>>153934946
you're on the wrong broadcast anon
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>>153935011
what's so funny anon?
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lel
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Wings with another workmanlike win, with the faglords shitposting frantically. WHERE MY FAGLORDS AT?!?
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>>153935023
it's interesting to flip between and hear the slightly skewed perspectives

>>153934977
well yeah that's a terminal situation
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>St. Louis benches Xhekaj for the 4720473th game in a row
>because God forbid we get some size in against a physical team
>everyone predictably gets slapped around for 3 periods

Getting really fucking sick and tired of this guy. Actually hoping we tank the wild card slot so we can have a conversation on our coaching situation
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>>153935027
The Islanders
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>>153935042
HAHAHA
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>>153935038
Not playing the defensive liability that requires the team to play on the PK for 60% of the game is a smart decision
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>>153934990
cute :3
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fantastic work mike
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it's only fair that the islanders are behind 2 garypoint merchant teams now since they themselves have handed out more garypoints than anyone this year
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>eat a hotdog for children's hospitals
I thought you guys already paid for this with your taxes?
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TUSKS UP
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>>153935070
geez, mike
leave some for the rest of us
dickhead
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>>153935077
More nhl teams need to have dollar hot dog nights
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Excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey as they continue to dominate the Florida teams!
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mild/blackhawksis pretty good right now might finish thi game before switching
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Our Sennies :)
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Who's the manlet on the oilers
Buddy barely has a forehead above the crossbar
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>The Wild ding the post twice during a 2-man advantage
kek
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>>153935056
>smart decision
Except you know that part where we lose 80% of games without him as we get our bussies annihilated on the forecheck. He was also massively improving drawn penalties compared to last year and still gets punished for clean games. Without him, Josh is literally the only other one who isn't gone with the wind
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>>153935118
i've always enjoyed a good pinga
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>>153935028
We gonna rape the guins desu
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>>153935028
BASED
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>>153934817
it will be a wacky 10-zip affair in the buffalo buffaloes' favour
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>>153935106
Your Sennies :)
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Huomenta but the opposite
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Please let sens make playoffs
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Should Bones win the Jack Adams if the teds make the playoffs? They were dead last in the East when they hired him
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Our Sennies finna make dem ploffs
/hoc/ finna shid and seethe
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>>153935172
Philly bros.... our response?
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Demidov decided to literally just stop caring
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adin hill sucks
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>>153935210
Typical Russian
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Thank God tomorrow is Friday
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Blackhawks survive by inches at the end there
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>mild lose 4 in a row at home
that's a 1st round exit right there
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>mild
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>>153935210
He has no Slaf on his line
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>>153935224
I'll give a few inches to that 304 they just showed in the crowd if you catch my drift
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>>153935210
frog twinks got owned, lucky Dobes was on
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Who gives a fuck about Nick Foligno
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somebody wake that guy up, they dropped the puck in san jose 10 minutes ago!
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mild are in typical playoff form
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>>153935251
Thanks for the update, Pekka
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>puck over the glass
He should be thrown out of the game for that, despicable
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>>153935252
They’ll be a really easy match up for whoever gets them
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kitties scar!!
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oilers raped and humiliated
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>>153935261
Aves might not be a first round exit after all
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>basedlers
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>>153935252
I don't get why most Western conference teams just roll over and die at this point of the season
They just don't want to get destroyed by Big Eastern COCK, I suppose
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>>153935241
Send him to the Donbass frontline if he skates like a lazy nog again
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mammies are blasting ass again
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>>153935270
they will never defeat matty tkachuk
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The hockey players seem to like fighting each other. A lot.
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>>153935282
the west is proof hackey doesnt belong that side of the Mississippi
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>>153935298
How much did Gary pay him for this stunt?
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>>153935287
TUSKS UP
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adin hill fucking sucks ass
just play without a goalie
.000 sav what is the fucking difference
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the reddit knights are so old and dogshit
which free agent will they overpay for this offseason to desperately try to keep the ship afloat
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>>153935325
Charlie Coyle is the big ticket this year.
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>>153935298
kek
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>>153935339
he's the perfect bait for them for sure, putting up really good numbers this year but he's like 35
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Loving the wide camera on the Sharks home feed. So much better when you can see the whole zone at a higher angles.
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>>153933789
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>>153935369
Three shit teams...
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sam died and lost
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Horrible jersey
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Why do they still push fag shit in hockey
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Lmao Oilers not looking happy wearing fag jerseys
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>>153935415
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>>153935425
graphic design is my passion n shiet
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>>153935425
very fitting for such a gay team
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>woke is dea-
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>hongcouver
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>clanker propaganda
I will make sure I kick over every single one I see
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>>153935418
Because it's like one of the only sports without an out gay player. so they "have" to show they still support it despite that
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>>153935415
>>153935425
>getting mogged by the Panthers on gay night
tough time to be an Alberta boy.
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why can't oilers just play a goalie that isn't a fucking little bitch man
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>>153935418
To piss off incel freaks like you
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>>153935458
Cringe
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Gay femcel genny
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Jen
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>>153935458
yup because incels are the main characters
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>>153935449
also not marketing to the gays&women is just leaving money on the table when your sport consists of a bunch of white guys who all start out as twinks but eventually turn into otters and constantly do fruity shit together.
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gg preds, thought there was going to be a second empty netter, now there's a four way tie for the final wildcard spot
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some sorta fackin slurper in san jose, california
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>chuddiest team in all of hockey beating the biggest tranny team ever while wearing their pride jerseys.
Does Garry have a sense of humor?
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meanwhile twatter keeps trying to push the hetshit hockey romance show on me. cut that out. wags are boring unless they're sharing gossip or luring players onto podcasts.
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The puck can't see me
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Is he chasing silver?
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>>153935549
he simply ordered in
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Oilers need to score some goals this period if they want to win this
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heated rivalry and its consequences to /hoc/ have been disastrous
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>>153935576
Between Heated Rivalry and the USA winning gold it's been a tough year supporting the game.
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>>153935581
neither of those things impact you whatsoever if you look away from a screen
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>>153935576
>>153935581
>hockey can't be sexy
You're telling me there isn't a SINGLE NHL player you would let enter you?
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Why are canadians so mad their garbage team medlaed? Shouldn't they be happy being physically to American Greatness let them even pretend to be relevant to this sport?
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>blocks your shot
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>>153935603
>loses to italy and venezuela at a sport he invented
jen
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>>153935603
meds
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>>153935603
nice esl moment lmao
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>>153935613
Damn, you guys lost to Venezuela? Do they even have a hockey team?
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>>153935598
no you don't understand, i cease to exist the second i stop thinking about things i don't like

t. weenus leafus
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>>153935603
Flashbacks to when their molson-drunk fathers beat them with a snow shovel for losing a pee wee game
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>>153935625
>no u
tyfc
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>>153935603
Saars not liking this post
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watching elias pettershit choke nightly is the only thing that crippled cancer kid has.
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good no way back for the nuckies tonight. another winning bet to buy me booze.
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>>153935658
Eddie Shore claimed that he had a bowel movement so strong it removed his cancer
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>>153935658
The crippled kid was cool as hell, I wish him well. I want to donate to the telethon but I'm worried Aquilini is secretly using it to raise funds for the practice arena.
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>>153935549
He’s chasing Crosby’s cock
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Eddie Shore was able to cure broken toes
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My islanders aren’t in the playoffs anymore. ):
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Feeling indignant
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Holy smokes Lankinen!
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catties scarrr!
>soilers
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>>153935696
Just like my Islanders!
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I've seen enough
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Oilers are nothing without Draisaitl
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>mcgaykid
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That was such a chill goal by Gourde.
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phew should have gone harder on the -1.5 line
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>>153935696
they should try winning some games
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Can I rant?
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>>153935723
Florida master race.
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>>153935746
Have you considered going "harder" to church instead of gambling?
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>>153935747
Shit teams don’t do that
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uh oh sharksbros
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OUR DABRES!!!
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my sharkies are getting raped
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kitties win
time to hit the hay
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kwab. sharks just not ready.
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Oilers were the better team
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>>153935762
I get hard in church all the time
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>shorks
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Shit night bros...
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I can't believe Macklin turned the magnets against his coach for messing with hockey date night.
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>outlet liqor
>the more you buy the more you save
god i wish i lived in the states
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>>153935833
my gas station had a buy two packs of smokes get a free can of zynnies going for awhile
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BRÖ line connects again!
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>>153935842
sounds like paradise
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>>153935851
yeah it ruled
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They've suffered longer than >us so I'm not upset.
Buffalel needs this more.
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>>153935858
cuck
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>>153935815
At least the oilers ate shit
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>>153935833
In Buffalo, every trip to Canada includes a mass liquor purchase at the Duty Free
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still somewhat convinced shorthouse is only called him sas-ohn instead of sas-sin just to meme us
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I want them to plan preseason games in Australia again so I can go and maybe I can have a coffee with Pasta because nobody else around will recognize any of them
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Reminder flames paid billions of dollars and they don’t even get to host the World Cup of hockey Edmonton does. Enjoy your 7. Meaningless games why Edmonton hosts the finals
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Ugliest little kindergartener fuck bullying my kid. My kid is a good kid. Way better looking and smarter kid. Comes home to a parent battling cancer, never complains and is always positive, always thinking of ways to make people happy or life easier. I just hate bad people and their evil spawn. I hate how unfair life is and I hate the current playoff structure. I HATE that Utah of all places got a team and their colors and mascot are atrocious and nonsensical. Fuck TNT, FUCK ESPN +++ or whatever bullshit they’re on now, fuck the athletic and all of their mentally challenged writers, and fuck heated rivalry which I don’t doubt that ugly kindergartener’s parents watch religiously.
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>>153935896
I was a bully in kindergarten/elementary then I got bullied ruthlessly in highschool.
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>>153935858
Here's to our boys meeting for the Cup, Shorkbro!
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samir is probably boilin and bubblin' right now
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>>153935896
sounds like you raised a little bitch
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>>153935608
Extremely sus blocking strategy
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>>153935907
Thank you that unironically gives me hope
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>>153935915
>uhh
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>>153935915
pow right in the kissah
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Vegas is missing playoffs
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>>153935884
But why? You have liquor outlets literally begging people to come save money on booze.
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>>153935815
i feel ya big bros
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>>153935925
just like my islanders
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>>153935896
Good luck with it all
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Islanders are on pace to be the best team to ever miss playoffs
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>>153935915
Reminds me of this meme
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>>153935940
Just like my islanders
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>>153935928
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>>153935940
This is why Gary needs to expand the playoffs.
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>>153935926
The booze is always cheaper tax free. If we're heading out to the cottage, we'll stop after we cross the border to stock up and then again on the way home. Canada is fucking awesome
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>>153935946
>Parliament Mountain
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>>153935946
>muh parliament hillllll
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No one likes the current playoff format, Gary has too big of an ego to change anything for the better.
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>>153935951
Facts no team with 99 points should ever miss playoffs
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>>153935955
Being the most important hill is like being a mountain.
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its games like this you have to feel bad for crazy p still running around the stadium trying to hype up the crowd while they are losing 4-1.
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>>153935956
we have one of those too! but the building is inside the hill.
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>>153935953
I thought the slightly lower drinking age was a sign of a highly elevated civilization once
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mitch won at king of the hill
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>>153935963
in bawston or in straya?
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>>153935963
I thought hobbits were supposed to live in new Zealand.
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>>153935961
Even worse he probably has to beg fans to donate to the telethon all night.
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The tkachuk brothers on their podcast said that it’s unpatriotic to not support the war in Iran.
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>>153935946
I dream of seeing it in smoldering flames
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>>153935969
bostanon is the other one
>>153935970
new zealand, historically, is just the bit of australia that declined the invitation.
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>>153935966
Clifton Hill has a special place in the hearts of many young Buffalonians
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my flysies :)
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whoa that little black girl had such a deep voice
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>>153935977
yeah Montréal should be the capital, as it always was
pay up pig
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>>153935979
it used to be a part of the NSW colony and somehow that all went to shit
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>>153935977
The worst part of actually being from ottawa is knowing that the rest of the country sends their most insufferable idiots here to live in my city.
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>>153935977
I dream of a genie with the light brown hair
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>>153935953
>meanwhile in queerbec we get raped in booze prices
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>>153935998
hey just like hongcouver
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>>153935995
Montreal is the capital of Haiti now.
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>>153935989
what do you think Stephen's voice is like
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>>153936002
>Maple frogs can't into bootlegging
SAD! Many such cases.
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>>153936023
it is
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Which team doesn’t make it?
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>>153936024
like fenton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kwPT7QYwYY
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>>153936040
the islanders because they have the fewest gareth points
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>>153936040
Detroit
Their goaltending a shit
A SHIT!
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Why brings the American here hockey is the 4th popular sport it lose to baseball football and basketball so they watch hockey it like watching cricket for me
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>>153936063
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>>153935940
Everyone sandbags and basically colludes with 10 mins to go to get free Gary points. Blow jackets have been outplayed in regulation about once in two months and are on the fence
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Not even Macklin can stop the Sabres
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>>153936063
ok saar
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>>153936040
hasbs
theyve given up or are injured
mgmt also refuses to put monty in the net and play jackeye
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Bbno$ is playing at the Stanley cup finals this year.
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>>153936063
Great morning
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>>153936084
Habs need grit in their top 6. They need to go after Trochek hard in the off season.
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>>153936057
They have the most because they're 3 on 3 kiddies
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>>153936063
hispanics are desperate to score white people points
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>”my name is Jen and I have two sons on the autism spectrum”
>”and my husband is on the autism spectrum”
>cuts to husband wearing a “The force is strong in my family” shirt in front of his Star Wars collectibles
This Canucks for Kids Telethon is actually kino.
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>>153936087
is that an actual band name
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>>153936084
Mount and blow sucks, but agreed on perma benching Xhekaj being a huge problem
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>>153936096
It’s a Canadian rapper.
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>>153936102
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Do leafs really still hold telethons?
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>>153936111
Meanwhile you don’t even have movie theatres built into your malls lmfao
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>>153936107
His gf heightmogs him. Good for him
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>>153936111
When modern society collapses, you'll be glad they remembered the old ways
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>>153936063
It’s weird because it seems the NBA has fallen off since COVID. I think the NBA is rigged as shit, hence why college basketball and March Madness are better since the only rigging is whatever points shaving scandals the mob has setup with some teams. The NBA is a soap opera for men that men prefer to gossip about on twitter rather than actually watch games
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half way to the greatest comeback
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>>153936123
The four that white people still go to in Montana and Idaho do
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It’s crazy how Tampa bay is never won a Stanley cup fairly
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Nucks still in this. Kane should score a goal
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joever
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>>153936140
Wrong thread, kareem
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WTF??? every completed game has the bad guy winning? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Kucherov will get his 4th Art Ross trophy
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>The closest Canada has come to a Cup in the modern age
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>>153936123
Drive down your beloved QEW to Buffalo. The real mall (not the outlet) has a movie theater
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>>153936154
sorry :(
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>>153936155
I heard McKenna is supposed to be the next Kucherov.
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>>153936140
The NBA killed itself by having the same teams in the finals for 30 years, especially the last 10-15. People are tired of that shit. It's not rigged it's just structured in a way that makes it too easy to move players around and too eady for players to dictate where they play.
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>>153936159
too soon anon
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>>153936162
A Dave & Busters too!
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>>153936159
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>>153936166
Sounds like Gary’s nhl
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>>153936174
Gary's looking to rehab/establish the smaller American markets this year like he should have all along. You're getting a Sabres/Teds and Mild/Yeti confernce finals
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pacificbros...tonight's not our night...
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Our boys are just having fun out there.
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Canucks need a new dj
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>>153936189
shouldn't have pissed off the fujos. now smitty's having a decent night but coach baldo is fucked.
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>>153936189
What an awful division Gary needs to get rid of it
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hopefully utah makes it to the wcf
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Remember when everyone said the east was shit then the west got exposed for being fucking shit?
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Mcdavid sleeps better when he isnt on his telephone
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>>153936183
>>153936205
Id hate to see the Utah Hockey Club do well. It’d be unfair to the people of Arizona.
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>Every 3rd shot is a goal
>Pitch a shutout
Lethal
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>shorks
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>>153936214
you go get that cup son
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>>153936223
i think everyone's trying to work that out since it keeps happening
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We drown together, Aquabros
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>>153936244
The tides ebb and flow, but the ocean remains
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i'm coping by pretending i wanted my sharkies to tank the whole time
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>>153936279
>5th worst team in the league
>pacific so bad you looked legit for awhile
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>>153936279
There is literally no reason for this team to attempt a playoff run
How much useful playoff experience could be gained from being fucking raped by the Avs 4 games in a row, the team doesn't even have a top line let alone depth or a single defenseman that wouldn't be third pairing/seventh man on literally every other team in the league
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>>153936213
true utah's not sunbelt enough for hockey, just doesn't seem right
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>3 shut outs tonight
Gay
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It’s up
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>>153936335
I see that some of the Vancouver Canucks information has been censored.
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>>153936349
Gary is hiding the greatest plot twist in NHL history.
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>>153936349
Because they suck
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>soilers
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The Canucks still aren’t mathematically eliminated yet
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>>153936335
>habs dropped from 88% to 77%
JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY
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>>153936373
>2 x jlmi games left
>2 x jankets games left
>1 x tampons game left
it's over
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>>153936384
>2 x hurricanes
too
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>most intimidating enforcer
>Even Reaves pussies out after getting buck broken by him
>never sees any ice
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What if the Canucks hadn't trade Cam Neely? They could've won in 1994 instead of >rags.
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thread's about to migrate so fuck it, i use the lgbt canucks flair on r/hockey because i like imagining the confusion it causes when i chud post
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>>153936470
Unfathomably based
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>>153936470
you give us a bad rep
ill report you and you'll be stuck here forever
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Bustelini with 0 points vs Buffalo
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>you score on every shot you take
>- Wayne Gretzky
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>>153936523
>michael scott
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Getting it ready cuck?
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old
>>153933789
risky
>>153930874
new
>>153936549



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