before >>153933789
>>153936555
>>153936559kwab
first for /cric/
>>153936559bruins only have a 32% unlikelihood of playing off :]
>>153936555Working for the Canucks is a privilege not a right.
>>153936576prove your allegiance to /hoc/>a stick to the face with blood is ____ minutes penaltyyou have 15 seconds from timestamp
>>15393656850% of those odds are based on historical stats going back a couple of seasons
>>153936592tow
>>153936602u w0t m8
>>1539365922 minutes if done on a hurricanes player, from now on anyways
our garies :)
slopdown was cancelled
nah that was hampage
>b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but >we were without >our two best players!!!!!
>>153936662
>>153936576small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
oh for fuck sakes, the mildcuck is here
>>153936677i heard he sucked 9 cocks last night
>>153936677So? It's not like he's interupting anything
Greatest allies
>m-m-muh-mild-c-cuck f-f-fa-fan---fanGAY!!! reeee!kek. So rent free.
>>153936685believe me, it's only about to get worse. consider the thread ruined
ELIMINATED
>>153936711?????Youre the newfag here pal
>>153936701we could we overtake /heem/ for sure >they post trannieswe could overtake /mlb/ >venezuelabut let's talk, could we wipe out /soc/ ? they have strenght in numbers
>>153936717the mildcuck is just the worstjust the worst
>>153936685thread ruined
ELIMINATEDED
>>153936701crockey
8 years this softpusy has been seething about me and >my Wilds.8. Fucking. Years.
>>153936727>the city of twink cities
forever, they have never won a cupliterally a cupless state>0000
>>1539367301993. 2014. kwacanacuck
see what I mean? the mildcuck ruins every thread he/she posts in. truly the worst /hoc/ poster in the world
>>153936732
>ugh. I just CANNOT get over how much he owns my ass every thread! consider this thread RUINED!
>>153936726i can smell curry dont give ai masters more shitty ideas
>sofpusycanacuck has to root for an American team because of 1993, 2014.kek >b-b-b-b-b-b-but the PLAYERS are canacucks dohhhh!
damn he's really chimping out tonight. well at least the mildcuck will tire himself out soon and go fall asleep with his mackinnon bodypillow
>absolutely seething and RAPED by my posts yet againkwasofpoooooooooosay.
>>153936685You were saying?
imagine never watching your team win yet still mocking others for not winningsome dense retardation at foot
>>153936718/mlb/ is bazed tho
>r-r-retard!!!/hoc/ posting really has hit a wall with canacucks being allowed here. This thread is boring now.
>>153936775ok bye retard
>>153936701kek /hoc/ jamboys
>>153936775Don't worry I'll spice it up
somalineapolis and heated rivalry killed /hoc/
>>153936756Were you having fun refreshing the thread to 1 post every 15 minutes?
If the Wild don’t go on a run this year it’s lowkirkenuinely over for them
Jeets are so mind broken they think every American poster is someone named trb(??) whatever the fuck that means
The Mild have lost 4 games in a row at home. That's a 7 game 1st round exit right there.
>>153936804I'd trust Can'tnadians to be about to identify a fellow hockey loser
>softpusy wants to talk about losseskek
>>153936811>b-b-b-b-b-but brock nelson is a soffpoooossaaayyy!!!!!
>>153936804no wonder he is so full of angst at 230 am
>open /hoc/>see that the mildcuck is chimping (again)>close /hoc/
>>153936559CAAHM ON SHORKS SCARR SAM FACKEN GOALS MATE
>self-replying 8 minutes late at "2:30" in the morningkek sofffffffffpooooooooooosay
>nooooo>everyone who mocks me is the same persontalk about mindbroken
are the blooge ackets in?
The only team that matters will always win
>>153936890linesperson? are they nonbinary?
>>153936874Mate there's like a month still left in the season
>>153936851>8it's like the Olympics all over again :<
>>153936895I'm gonna level with you, I just wanted to type "blooge ackets"
>>153936916your mom gave me a blooge
>>153936896>my feet hurt>*activates hunter eyes*>I could be at home looksmaxxing right now>no one appreciates how difficult mewing and bonesmashing is>*tucks chin forward*>I wonder if my growth plates are still open
mildcuck tuckered himself out after his sperg session
yet you can't stop posting about him maybe he's right
>>153936985kek he always does
>>153936994ignoring him doesnt work
eastcoast fag herekeep on the fight ladsi think he's unemployed and posts during my neet hours too
some real shit games today
>>153937069thank you gary
roundhouse kick a nigga named shannon
>>153936793The version for non-faggots is about to drop
>>153937115until its revealed she is a man
>>153937115looks pretty fuckin gay to me
>>153937115holy FUCK that's an ugly woman
>>153937138must be from the midwest
>>153937138>>153937145You both have the gay.
>>153937165must be set in the midwest and they gave her the ugly treatment
why didn't they put this picture up for pride night?
>>153937165yeah that facial phenotype is still just as ugly as the first time I saw itlooks like some kind of celtso what if she has blue eyes, plenty of ugly people do
>>153937218I agree
yikes
gary is the protagonist of the nhl
>>153937267also the antagonist
lightning fans are such bitchmade fags lole
>>15393735223 got two solid headshots in on baldy and then his gf finished the job with some solid uppercuts. >couples that fight together, stay together>even if you're like the dallas couple who decisively lose the fight
>>153937352holy shit she lays a lickin' on him
>>153937381every time
>>153937381This is the most Texas looking person I've ever seen and I've been to Texas.I appreciate old mate's follow-through on that first headshot but he was trying to be responsible and and clearly threw at like 40%. I retrospect he probably should have just decapitated the mong and then his injun girlfriend wouldn't have escalated because it would have stopped being fun before it even started.https://youtu.be/5Hg0i4fhnsY?si=e_6WLWS-jnDfBkIN
>>153937352Why was William and Victor Eklund's dad at a Tampa Bay Lightning - Los Angeles Kings game? William plays for the Sharks and Victor isn't even in the NHL yet.
>>153937562>>153937562the old guy is a hero here:1) chad unyeilding powerstance2) clean, forceful jaw punch3) perfectly timed stiffarm to keep cleetus at bay4) hammerfist followup to complete the comboalso I think she's a latina, a spicy one at that
>>153937632starting a fight doesnt make you a hero
>>153937632and I think she struck her own bf more times than she hit old matealso everyone knows when it comes to artillery and projectile warfare you almost can never win unless you have the high ground, and lot of people don't consider how unbelievably disadvantaged you are in fisticuffs as wellhttps://youtu.be/2YSozbfIQbY?si=0Ser2wC4hSwIPtcb
>>153937352alternate angle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adsGzqv7GEE
>>153937635What coke, booze and deadpuck do to your brain
>>153937643he threw the first punch and and in some philosophies that's a no-no. but who knows what happened leading up to this and where the threshold was
>>1539371657/10. Attractive, but you pass by 100 of these on a busy street. But in these hoeflation days you simps will say anything is a 10
>>153937643cleetus lost the morale high ground once he impugned the boomer honour by calling him a "dumbass nigga" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHiKPFgE3Y
>>153937675>aggressive boomer cant handle the bantzmany such cases
>>153937689there's definitely a psychometric curve though where the tolerability of the bantz is gradually skewed by the punchability of the fucker's face. in this case the punch was justified even if cleetus was saying nice things
>>153937710you would know all about the punchability of a fuckers face
>>153937668I never said she was a 10/10 perfect female.
>>153937734
>>153937822don't listen to him mr. bear, he's just jealous
>>153937352>>153937565JEN, fimpen is a gangsta off camera what the heck
>>153937882thanks anon. my mum says I'm handsome as a badger and she doesn't lie to me
>>153936830grim
>>153937908oops forgot pic again
>>153937913lgm
my hawkies won last night :)
>>153938006
>>153938151>team is called Black Cocks>star player is tiny white twinkwhat did Gary mean by this
>>153938203gary's design is inscrutable
can they still make ploffs?
>>153938380Ya
>>153937352They are coming back to Buffalo on April 6th... Dyngus Day.THE PUSSY WILLOWS HUNGER!LET US SHOW YOU OUR LOVE! >https://youtu.be/OqF0n7m8hIg
>>153938380yes
>>153938203Wait till you hear the story behind the name rapehawks
>>153938625>they were gaped>who?>the hawks>the birds?>yes>the birds were gaped? >yes>by who?>black
No assists for McDavid. Oilers were shutout
>>153938682he just needs more time
>>153938682mcdavid
>>153938380NO
Liiga playoffs starting today dudes
Jackies don't play tonight
>>153938718Where’s Ilves?
GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD MOOOOORNING HOC
>>153938808Waiting in the quarterfinals
>>153938830>islanders
Our Sennies won last night bro's
>>153938380I still believe in them but the odds aren’t great
>>153938718The last Liiga playoffs.
I need all the teams ahead of us to stop winning games please
>>153938958Gary here. Your new goy owner is being punished.
>>153936559Updated
halifax won the battle of the huskies last night
>>153938833Based! This is the year of the retarded lynxsies
>>153938718My JYPpies in the playoffs :)
Xjackoff is a weak 3rd pair D. The rest of hasbs D corps is shit, too. Hutson thinks he's Allen Iverson out there.
>>153938978Dont you think we've had enough Gar
>>153939045No, I want all the foreskin.
>>153939042>ded wongs
>>153939005Lmao thats like when the Roughriders would play the Roughriders
>>153939055I want mine back :(
Habs and Wings will fall out. Jackets and Sens will take their spots
>>153939065KWAAB (Kek, what an American bitch)
>>153939068islanders and boston*
Who here is also /McMaster/
Hello fellow Flamiacs. Just wanted to remind you all that Craig Conroy is cooking and it's all but guaranteed that our Flames will win another cup before the skidmark known as Edmongolia. Start planning the parade :)
>>153939075Bruins are already in a playoffs spot
>>1539390941990>1989
>>153939097and the jackets are 3rd in metrowhat is your point
Are there any tolerable youtube channels that provide summaries of what's happening around the NHL? Ideally non-Canadian (no offense just find the accents a bit grating).
>>153939104My point is that I'm a retard
>>153939097Bruskis can still fuck it up. They've done it before.
RIP
>>153939092The reason hockey is dying in Canada
>>153939158how many kids do you have in hockey?
>>153939098The hardest math problem ever solved in Edmonton
>>153939199the mental gymnastics of calgadesh residents could power the city
>>153939216How did it feel losing 4-0 to former Flames Matthew Tkachuk and Sam Bennett yesterday? On "pride night" in Edmonton? Lmao
>>153939231>hes still clinging to players that ditched his citybetter than you apparently
>>153939242Cope we're further along the rebuild than you. You guys are still in denial that your window is closed. By the time you guys turn it around we'll already have a dynasty built
you guys should meet up in red deer and have sex with each other
>>153939259conroy has zero elite talents under his control
>>153939231Lmao Oilers must be so embarrassed losing at home on pride night. I bet McDavid is legit pissed about this
>>153939097Bruins have choked a lot this season. They’re 50-50
>>153939154F
>>153939260I keep on trying to organize /hoc/ meetups but nobody responds on the #irc
>>153939317we should meet up at Autism Acceptance Night in Vancouver next week
>>153939351ok, meet you therehow can i identify you?
>>153939366meet me at the costco. I will be the one with two hotdogs
>kongs are in a playoffs spot with a 28-40 recordVery cool playoffs format Gary.
New England is collapsing
>>153939400Gary's pyramid scheme will collapse as well.
There’s something exciting hockey east collegepuck tonight
>>153939378Nobody in the pacific is worthy of playoffs this year
>>153939412Gary’s nhl will survive the upcoming civil war/balkanization/ww3
>>153939400same thing happened to atlantic canada in the 90swe used to have our own division
breaking news: trb is a faggot with crohn's disease
>>153939433travel across new england can be done on a bus
>>153939445It’s easily a day trip
>>153939451still cheaper than flying
Chuck Norris died bros :(
>>153939492RIP :(
>>153939492* roundhouse kicks /hoc/ in remembrance /
>>153939492F He was the meme god back in elementary/middle school
Is Ovi gonna hit 30 goals this year bros
>>153939445same with the maritimes except for st. john's
>>153939592I thought they all used gondolas like venice
>>153939592Not after we blow up the causeway. You filthy animals are barred.
>>153939415Women's frozen four is on tonight for all the women fans here
>
>>153939592>same but not the sameretard
>>153939666Can the entire division be removed?
>>153939700when was the last metro cup?
>>153939627very based
>>153939400Islanders news not related to dropping out of playoff spot :)
>>153939666>Mitch Marner can barely manage a p/gp pace in that division
>>153939351That's a lot of noise cancellation headphones to pass out
>>153936811our otter :)
>>153939030More like JYPsies.
this nigga's finna start jarry against tampa lol
>>153939810Based boomer
>>153939867Cute :3
Give it to me Gary
>>153940006meanwhile:
Can Jackets stop fucking winning? No one wants that team in the playoffsJackets in the playoffs instead off Red Wings would be a catastrophe for the ratings
>>153940039That oilels lockerroom must reek of cum
>>153940046>ded wongs
>>153940046If anything, Boston should drop out of the playoffs so we don't get another "The retool is over!" debacle like what killed the >rags.
>>153940046We want them in the playoffs here
>>153940006>>153940039horny Connor is best Connor
>>153940046jackies aren't even in the wongs spot right now, they took the islels
>>153940046>>153940141I just want the Jackies to play Tampa again, for the memes.
>>153940006He’s not even pretending to be happy
>>153940188hes clearly drunk
>>153940188>my feet hurt>that dress looks stupid>this music sucks>I wish I was at home reading my shota porno magazines
Here are a couple of fun facts: As of this spring, it's been 33 years since a Canadian team last won the Stanley Cup.The winning goaltender for that team was the Montreal Canadiens' Patrick Roy, who wore jersey number 33.Is it a sign? An indication that the long curse is about to be lifted?
>>153940206gary told me he allowed team usa to win gold such that canada could win a cup this season
>>153940206>freemasons run the league!
>>153940221>canada could win a cup this seasonheh heh ha.... haha... HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>153940236this was my reaction to team usa potentially winning gold yet here we are
>>153940197Jen
>>153940221I do know Gary is going to do all that he can to get a Canadian team to the WCF.
>>153940039I hope to one day be in a lavender marriage like McDavid
That Darnell Nurse contract killed Oilers chance of winning during this window. McDavid will have to move down to the sunbelt if we wants to win
>>153940046Nah it’ll be cool to see them finally playoffs
>>153940065All nhl locker rooms reek of coom due to the amount of bud sex that occurs
>>153940389This was debunked
>gary gives canada the 4naysh >sunrise wins the cup>gary gives usa the lympics>???
>>153940427Gary has no hand in the Olympics, the IOC does not bend to his witch magic.>captcha was a circle
>>153940443They did not tell you?
>>153940186_/ _/ _/ _/
>>153940443they used gary's refs sir
No one seems to understand how severe McDavid's autism really is. In one interview, Lauren Kyle talked about McDavid being less intimate with her whenever she changes her hair color. Ketchup gives him panic attacks, and by extension, he fears the color red. He doesn't talk to anyone in the locker room outside the leadership group, hence the short tenure of good players. From the moment he was drafted by Edmonton, the entire org from the owner down to the equipment staff has had previous connection with him. McDavid's longtime manager(since he was 15), Jeff Jackson, was appointed as head of operations of the org. He's not going anywhere where there's change.
rip in peace chuck norris
>>153940481usa is a 3rd world country
>>153940471McDavid needs to hire Sean Avery to be his life coach
>>153940481New whiteness ranking dropped?
>>153940490>>153940508Maybe on planet gay retard
>>153940481Based Nigeria.
>>153940508have fun with your jew friends
>>153940471for an org that built everything around this miracle baby you would expect they'd give extra care on who they hire as gm, katz made billions on his televised torture and left him broken unfair treatment
>>153940522Yes we like Gary here.
>>153940552i don't
>>153940569Your team is shit and ran by a retard.
/hoc/ is dont ask dont tell on the gary question
>>153940584those are my knights
>>153940590you should love gary then
>>153940481Americans electing a sex pest not once, but twice while condemning homosexuality will never not be funny to me.
>>153940552_/ _/ _/ _/
trb is replying to himself across vpns again
>>153940637wish it had been trb instead of chuck norris
>>153940652god knows no mercy
>Samir schizo melty hourI'm out.
>>153940476Who are the next 2 celebs to go
>>153940584That's most teams to be fair
>>153940673raped bitch
>>153940471He needs to pass his social skills class if he wants a cup
>>153940471The locker room needs a jovial bulju
>>153940471Yeah no shit. You could tell his infamous DIG IN RIGHT FUCKING NOW melty isn't how he usually acts and the producers told him to do it. McDavid is a great hockey player but he will never be considered one of the GOATs when all's said and done because his leadership skills are subpar.
>>153940781What is that lovable retard up to anyway? Think he'll ever come back to the NHL?
>>153940783gretzky wasnt exactly known as a leader that was all on messier
>>153940471and crysaitl cracking jokes smoking cigs they don't care enough
>>153940827Plenty of the all time greats huffed darts.
>>153940797Doing pretty good in the swiss league we may see him in action at the Škoda cup. Don't know if he's given up on the NHL dream for good.
bullshit talks. mcdavid recognizes that. any locker room that needs motivation deserves nothing. you either want it or you dont. two guys can rewrite history if the other 18 dont want to win theyre never gonna win
>>153940838in a league once full of pest control technicians
>>153940806It's kind of telling that Gretzky never won again after leaving Edmonton where Messier won cup five with Edmonton then won it again on another team.Edmongolia tried to force McSperg into the Messier and Gretzky mold at the same time, the tard wrangler and the tard to be wrangled.
>>153940876coincidentally wayne has autism and mark has moved on to handling retards on tv
You just know the entire oilers organization is walking on mcegg shells whenever hes in the room
>>153940876Thank you, Hrudey
>>153940783It came across as an autistic rant
>>153940471mcdavid to my flyersies
>>153940868I wonder if he’s tried to get them to move in with him
>>153940481>turkeyI think they might have a different definition for that word than we do
>>153940855Nah motivation is necessary
>>153940868bitchkinnon is just a walking meltybomb kek
>>153941025youre a fucking bitch. die alone
In the sad ranger part of his career mcdavid will only communicate via lauren kyle
>>153941057good post
>>153941057This post has more motivative content than all of mcdavid's time combined in edmonton
>>153941174do the needy sar
Laffs-East and Laffs-West would always fail. And for the same reasons. Shit teams for retards.
>>153941231just like my ded wongs
i'm scared for bedsy today
>>153941057I’m going to prove you wrong. I’m going to marry and reproduce >:(
bud1433 today
>>153941320checked
>laffs
bud did not 1
bud14ever
Are the queers trying to get back to full queering off in here?
Remembering the time when Shannon went on an 80 second uninterrupted rant about how McDavid and Bedard were shit actors in that CIBC career ad. https://youtu.be/jfCp8fuqUlI?si=mhe0drXTW9awHRsq&t=283
Hifk may have sneaked into the playoffs but the laffs of helsinki aren't doing well
>>153941455rapedbitch
>>153941478Actually maybe habs would be more apt as they're the fennoswedish team and whatnot
Our Sennies play samirs >laffs tomorrow bro's
I fuckin hate redditors so fuckin much. r/hockey and r/redwings are full of the biggest fuckin faggots on the planet, I want to cave in all their heads ASAP
It's up!
>>153941478Pelicans :DDDD
>>153941552You gotta go back.
>>153941563What a legendary leijona, post the full one I'll buy a bag of taffel tomorrow if you do
>>153941563I hate that I understand that image
>>153941518>raped bitch's senaturds
>>153941552agreed trb should go back there
>>153941588The full version of that picture has racked up a total of at least 15 vacation days for me during the years.
my S&Psies are collapsing harder than the kitties :(
>>153941601Hey sometimes you need a little weekend vacation
Dominick won too
How the fuck is this a national park?
>>153941615child molesters stick together and you got one in office
kamala lost
raped bitch posting ramping up
>>153941614
hmmm today i think i will be the judge of who the better team was
>>153941620they do things differently in missoura
im small and brown
I have good genes except for all the BPD
>you will never be as comfy as shannons and yvonnes pets
yeah i got bpd, big penis disorder
>>153941685In my next life, I want to be a golden retriever in a rich household
>>153941689give me a call, I know how to treat this disorder
TSN Overdrive off and running without Bryan Hayes, O Dog, and Noodles.>mail it in Friday
E-Gods Tom Brady bullied us
>>153941689I definitely don't have that one
>>153941826sacre bleu!
>>153941844Many kino moments during this years olympics tbdesu.
Canadians be naming their daughters stryker zablocki
>>153941685comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>153941866kys
americans arent having children cause of inflation
>>153941866Keep Yourself Safe
>>153941876Monetary or fat
>>153941876i'm not having children because i'm a cursed brown manletand no i'm not copey or dylan
>>153941826Kwab
copey won and dilly still has no milly
>>153941876yeah, younger generations have some fucked up fetishes when they realize they can't jam a bike pump up a womans ass and blow her up like a balloon their libido dies
>>153941866it's just an attempt at translating hygge desu
>>153941876Im not having children cause of hoeflation. We are not the same.
playing goalie looks like its absolutely brutal on the knees
>>153941959Jen
give fennoswede wife
>>153942020What an incredibly naive thing to post in a forum of this natureI can only surmise that you did this to get a rise out of someone, and congratulations, young scholar, you've succeeded. >How Does It Feel To Be A Champion?
>>153942020dat. varlamov
>>153941876I want kids so bad but I’m a bi/gay manlet who needs a higher salary
>>153942020how else can you explain binnington being selected as the olympic starter
People who want to become parents are fucking weird, And I will never understand that impulse in a shitty world on fire like the one we live in
>>153942130>shitty world on fire like the one we live inoh fuck off, the world's fine. the media highlights all the shitty things happening because that gets the highest ratings.
>>153942130its extremely fulfilling
One Hour Until Reggies
this Pierre nigga on rogan is kinda based
I dont care about your personal lives and your hopes and dreams etc I just want to talk about hockey and possibly know what video game, book, or movie you are watching and possibly what's for dinner like I don't want to hear about your personal problems.
>>153942130I really want to have happy kids :)
>>153942208he'll say anything for attentionwhich is why he lost
>>153942213Have you seen project Hail Mary? I’m thinking of seeing it
>>153942225Actually he lost because this country is full of morons
>>153942213>video gamehalo mcc custom games>booklol>movielast movie i watched was the new alien. it was alright.>dinnergot some flank steak marinating right now, gonna fire up the grill soon!
>>153942225unlike Dominick and bud and copey and mitch
>>153942247Yum
>>153942235Maybe, I don't know what it's about. I'm more interest in Disclosure Day
dom1
let's go gary, drop them pucks!let's go /hoc/, post them memes!
finns NOT WELCOME
>>153942213Don't play video games. Lunch is chicken casserole. Watching Ferris Bueller and Cameron's wearing Gordie Howe's jersey which means Red Wings are winning the Cup which is nice.
>>153942290We love Finland here.
>>153942317>which means Red Wings are winning the Cup which is nice.LOLhehehehahahahahahahahahhahahahtitter
>>153942317
>>153942208Pierre, you say
>>153942276Hockey is in the oven, Pekka
why are you so pissy
>>153942213this place is even worse than plebbit. basically a bunch of instagrammers showing off their food. /hoc/ will literally never recover from the heated rivalry incident.
>>153942447At least here you are allowed to say what you want about your team.
>>153942396Very antisemitic post. Gary wont like this.
I’m going to visit family in India and will miss the start of playoffs fml
>>153942467Good thing the Leafs aren't making the playoffs then
>>153942396Wish it was time for the Škoda cup already, always a fun time.
>>153942488I’m not a leafs fan idiot and even if I was I still try to watch ever playoff game anyway.
>>153942459Hockey is a fancy pizza that needs time in the oven
my sabres dont play today :(
>>153942496based matti literally wanted to murder swiss folk after the game
Hello
>>153942574Hey.i just saw the schedule and am taking off for the night. Good to see you tho.
>>153942582If you're not going to be here, then I might not stick around...
Americans are obsessed with bbc and getting blacked your neighbours up north are getting concerned.
>>153942582>>153942595kiss already, you gaybos!
Craps and Quacks gotta win tonight.
I only think about bbc 2 or 3 times a day. really not that big a deal.
I never think about watching the BBC. British accents annoy me
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
>>153942712
>>153942725
>>153942725>>153942784Cheers!
*chugs 12 pack*
>>153942843
You now remember that Viktor Arvidsson has 41 points in 57 games this season and that Knobhead couldn't figure out where to play him in the Oilers lineup.
>>153942862Cool don’t remember asking
>>153942876I asked her
>>153942862He kept stealing McKwabs doujins which lead to a furious locker room debacle.
>>153942843Might want to down a tea spoon of baking soda dissolved in a glass of water next. That's gonna cause some acid reflux.
>>153942971
Now i want to get wasted tonight
>>153943013You're an adult with free will. What's stopping you?
>>153943013how about a nice glass of water? think of how good you will feel in the morning.
>he thinks we have free will
>>153943041In Canada we do.
>>153943042Why don't you choose to win any cups?
>>153943021I went on a 2 week bender a few weeks back, it's too soon to get drunk again>>153943027Ya man water and coffee, sounds good
>>153943062Jen
Playoffs without Toronto is just not the same.
>>153942862swedecucks are soft pusys
>>153943025rick has my blessing to win a cup
>>153943093Who?
>>153943062
Difference between the top and bottom team in each divisionMetro 28 points (20 excluding rags)Atlantic 22 pointsCentral 34 points Pacific 28 points (17 without Vancouver)
>rags
>>1539430621980
another ritzy to help counter the wagon that is edmonton
>>153943185oh look its another plebbitor
Point average per division Metro 79 pointsAtlantic 81.5Central 78.6Pacific 69.4 lmao
>>153943222checked
>>153943222wow a playoff-riser division is dead last in the regular season
The West Coast just isn't the best coast, sorry Californicators
gary's script last night was borderline offensive surely the >laffs and >panturds will lose tonight
>1993>2014How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>153943315i simply don't worry about sounding mad
>>153943315the better team won
i can save the canadians
Kharg Islanders
>>153943355i'm not on estrogen pick someone else
>>153943355What preservative would you recommend? >Are we trying to mummify? Museum quality?
>>153943378Long Island isn't an island
>>153943315we all know who was the better team tonight
>>153943415this isn't a fucking geopgraphy forum, god damnitfuck
>>153943424oh look another new plebbitor.
i hope I pass this week /hoc/ geography quiz so i can keep posting next week
>geopgraphy
Aint a spelling forum either retards
>>153943415But is it long?
its a stinky peninsula
>>153943448KWAB
>>153943454The people there are long in the nose if you know what I mean
>>153943439name the southernmost dakota
>>153943493A lot of people don't know this but it's actually west dakota
>>153943482i thought jack jewish lived in new jersey?
>>153943477Those lakes are inaccessible, and once you name them they show up on a map
>"new" jersey
>>153943517it's over 200 years old!
my avies better get a win tonight or Gary can expect an angry letter in the mail.
>>153943571He already expects them
>>153943571but then Gary will know where you liveand may send his Hired Goons to "deal with you"
We should buy new jerseys from the NHL shop
>>153943600Hi, Gary =3
You know if you can't afford a jersey at this moment the nhl shop has all kinds of products branded with your favorite nhl team.
I did not know that
it was in tho
can you call yourself a fan of the nhl if you've never send an envelope of money to gare bear to show your appreciation
>>153943699Last time I tried to do that I got a knock at the door by the DHS and they told me not to send physical mail to Gary :(
gary is chopped unc
gave Fanatics a 20% tip
>>153943764You do know Gary takes 50% of all tips on jersey sales?
>>153943777Should be 100%
Gary gary Gary gary gary gary Gary gary
im 35 and I don't know how they keep the ice from melting
gary gary gary gary gary gary gary gary suhwing gary
>>153943833Retard
>>153943833hamsters spin wheels which convert a liquid to a gasthe phase transition creates the ice
>>153943833They keep it frozen from underneath with pipes and chemicals and shit. Like a fridge or freezer.
BUSINESS IDEAEVERY YEAR, the NHL should schedule a Winter Classic game in ALASKA>Fairbanks and Anchorage would love that shit, Gary
>>153943833To make hockey ice, first you must make the universe.
>>153943859Imagine getting the chance to stuff this geezer nerd into a locker lmao he'd be totally helpless
i think it was a gay universe
>>153943839Don't listen to this jokester.They only build Nhl arenas over natural rivers that freeze in the winter.
>girlie Universe
Real talk I used to think the ice was deep like a swimming pool when I was a kid
>>153943852why can't you see the pipes?
>>153943833First step is they agree to pay the expansion fee.
>>153943892It is anon. There are sharks under the ice in San Jose
>>153943893Because they are underneath. I literally just said that.
>>153943911but ice is see through and you can't see them
>>153943893They paint a layer of ice opaque white. You can probably watch the whole process on youtube.
>>153943892>FYI, I still delude myself with this childish fantasy from time to time just for giggles, lads
Shotless draw.
>>153943917Not all ice is transparent, a lot of it is opaque.
>shootless in Ontario
>>153943971The paint it.
I thought they used ice cream
>>153943983You been sniffing paint thinner bud?
>>153943983Wouldn't it wash away? How does it stick?
>>153943992Nope.Paint is sticky on it's own. They put a new layer of ice on top.
>>153943992They put dye in the water then freeze it
>HABS STATUS?HABS STATUS?>HABS STATUS?HABS STATUS?>HABS STATUS?HABS STATUS?>HABS STATUS?HABS STATUS?>HABS STATUS?HABS STATUS?>HABS STATUS?HABS STATUS?
>Debbies
>>153944031>>153944031>>153944031NEW
>>153939092>10s holy fuck lmaonot a single one
How is that possible?
