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>Current and upcoming road races
22.03 Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré 1.1
22.03 Midwest Cycling Classic 1.1 WE
22.03 Giro dell'Appennino Donne 1.1 WE
24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.1
24.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.1
23.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT
25.03 Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME 1.UWT
26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT
27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT
29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME
29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1
31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1
29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT
29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT
31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.1
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT
01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT
03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.1
04.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT
05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT
06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE
06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro
08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE
08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro

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Previous thread:
>>153864346
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
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>>153952963
He's gonna win RVV so easily
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>>153952992
it's an even year, Grug will win it (cope)
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pogacar winning races just kinda makes me happy because he feels the most like the pure embodiment of the joy of cycling
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>>153952963
?
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>>153952963
>Midwest Cycling Classic
>in Belgium
should've called it middenwesten or something
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>>153952912
Pretty sure he didn't crash at all, just got held up. He was just for some reason much weaker than last year. Taking into account the crash Pog was probably stronger than last year but the clear difference here was MVP.

If this is the form we're gonna get from MVP then yeah Pog should win PR without misfortune.
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>>153953015
he did crash. or at least he says so on Eurosport. hurt his hand
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Only 4 runners have in their lifetime palmares both MSR and Dauphine:
Bobet
Merckx
Pogacar
Poulidor
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the protagonists of cycling
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>>153953024
Oh okay I missed that, still one would think Pog was more effected than him, and I feel last year's MVP would've won this.
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Only Merckx and Pogacar won at least 4 different monuments wearing the rainbow jersey
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>>153953011

herniated muscle
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>>153953013
they have a beautiful website
https://www.midwestcycling.be/
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>>153953005
>le wholesome performative crypto shill
>embodiment of the joy of cycling
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You now remember the last monument winner not called MvdP or Pogacar
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>>153953085
real Midwest Classic should be somewhere around lake Michigan
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>>153953110
It's called the Tour of America's Dairyland in Wisconsin
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>>153953011
five bumps for five monuments
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Does Pogacar have enough motivation to win the TdF 6 times?

UAE and his sponsors will push him for sure.
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>>153953122
? The TdF record is 7
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Pidcock says in his interview that Pog told him he won't do MSR again now that he won it
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>>153953101
>15 of last 17 monuments won by Pog or MVDP
>last 17 monuments pre-COVID won by 15 different riders

i'm tired of witnessing greatness. i miss my sport
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>>153953122
Him having 6 TDFs is like 16 months away, how would he not have motivation for that? Motivation will become an issue in 2029 when he has 7 and Seixas is pushing him hard.
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>>153953141
It's a stressful race
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>>153953141
Makes sense
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>>153953157
Well get ready for the Age of Seixas which will last until about 2040
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>>153953101
Alcaraz/Sinner shit
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>>153953141
I believe that, he just had to get it once to get it over with. Philippe Gilbert tried 18 times without success.

I think the same might be true for Paris-Roubaix, once he wins it I think he likely gives it up too
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>>153953141
Could be smart in terms of securing his longevity, that stretch between Berta and Cipressa is probably the most dangerous on the schedule. Still I have my doubts about that considering it's a monument.
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Pogacar is now ahead of Anquetil on PCS...
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>>153953226
>>153953215
Also his classic season is already LONG, not many people doing strade till liege (non jobbers). RVV he'll win 8 times though
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>>153953302
Literally me when I'm about to get dropped in a Cat C Zwift race
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Let's not forget that Chris Froome is still not officially retired
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Imagine a scenario, where it's determined Pogacar was almost of completely at fault for the crash, and that MVP was actually as strong as last year, but whatever hit his hand broke smth, the pain then effecting his ability (breathing etc.) as was the reason for his poor form.

So in other words Pog crashing was the decisive difference in him being able to win. If this could somehow be proven, just imagine the seethe.
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yeah yeah well done Pogacar but how many moral victories does he have? not insignificant victories you know
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>>153953101
Who will be the next one? prizes for whoever gets it correct
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>>153953472
Mads
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>crash + headwind + has to pull on the flat
>still beats the Cipressa record (sub 9min) and does one of the fastest ever Poggio ascents
Explain this without mentioning doping
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>>153953535
He's the greatest rider in history entering his physical prime
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>>153953535
ebikes
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>>153953474
Next year's Sanremo, yes
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>>153953535
who did this, Valentin Madouas?
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Reigning Liege-Bastogne-Liege winners who won Milano-SanRemo:
1972 Merckx
1976 Merckx
2003 Bettini
2026 Pogacar
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He's 2nd on this year's UCI ranking with 2 race days lmao
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>>153953001
Grug has Omloop curse
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>>153953101
I bet this is how tennis fans felt durning the Fedex and Djoker era
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Can’t believe it’s already E3 week
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Anyone seen an overheard of the crash? I want to see the cause and what happened to MVP.
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>>153953711
Don't think it exists. Was a narrow area in a town, copter probably missed it
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shoutout to the 3 patriotic mads pickers today
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>>153953839
Actually none of them were Danes.
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>>153953878
i would have been one if i was playing this year
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>>153953682
The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand fever
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>not doing a million french kermis races before monuments means your are more fresh
oh wow imagine my shock
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>Pidcock: "Tadej today told me he won't come back now that he won"
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So I guess the question is, will a fairly well rested Seixas be able to be competitive in Lombardia against a full classics season + Tour + Vuelta + retarded 80 km WC solo Pogi?
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>>153954455
>well rested vs peak all year long
chances are not very good
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>>153954068
honestly, it's not a very interesting race for pogi now that he's won it
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>>153954497
Have to believe in Pogi's yearly "bad" day to happen at the right time.

Then again he did win while cramping a few years ago.
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>>153954602
He doesn't have bad days. Rarely he just pretend and maybe let a win slip, so its not too over the top obvious (it still is tho).
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Mads is winning Roubaix
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>>153954777
triplets confirm.
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
MILANO-SAN REMO
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so did Remco get off the volcano?
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>>153955543
yes
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>>153955562
very good
hopefully we will get a good battle in Catalonia
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>>153955562
What about Oumi, did he leave her up there?
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WVA's third place is as legitimate as Démare's victory in 2016
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>>153955809
At least Demarre wasn't caught on camera.
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>>153955809
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>>153955833
UCI point machine
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MODERN FREAKING MERCKX
CYCLING HAS NEVER BEEN CLEANER
WE'RE SO BLESSED TO WITNESS THIS CLEAN GOAT ERA
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>>153954645
Couldn't drop Pidcog. Today was his bad day.
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>>153957037
I say this unironically
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>>153957106
Nah pidcock is just that good.
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>>153957037
This but unironically
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>For the first time since Paris-Roubaix 2022 Wout van Aert ends a monument with a better placement than Mathieu Van der Poel
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>>153957310
Moral victory etc
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Did she died?
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>>153957258
I thought he was going to attack on the Poggio
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>>153957419
Wasn't the whole reason for disk brakes stopping power?
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>>153957419
Ouch, that hurts. Hope she is okay
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>>153957419
>>153957569
>After being attended to by the career medical services and emergency services, Debora Silvestri is currently stable.

>She will remain hospitalized for the next few hours under medical supervision, and further tests will be conducted to assess the extent of the injuries.

https://x.com/LABORALkTeam/status/2035388277461512659
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>>153957678
thank God she wasn't riding with too narrow handlebars
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>>153957419
Heh the Visma lass had the same big chute and she just walked it off.
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>you now remember that year kwaleb announced he was going for a win in each GT in the same season
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>>153957419
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>>153954068
It's the hardest race in the wt calendar BECAUSE pog takes part in it. The fact that he had a fall and the slurpaton was so slow that he got back and still had the time to attack just tells you how the peloton would rather have done it. I think the quality will go off a cliff after pog stops caring about it.
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>>153960929
Its not the hardest race wtf are you talking about.
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Good morning berts, how do we go on from this?
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>>153963422
>how do we go on from this?
we don't. We peaked early in the season, what remains is gonna be a disappointment. we flew too close to the sun bros. We could've avoided this.
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>>153963422
PR might be good other than that it’s waiting for the first real mountain stage of the tour (pogacar will smoke the fish)
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>>153963422
we watch /elite/ vs Remchud vs Fish next week
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>>153964038
WTF is that stage. Fish is going win by 4 minutes
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>>153964086
Ah, the bertollo classic
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Midwest Cycling Classic (1.1) WE
Tielt - Oostrozebeke
137.6km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/midwest-cycling-classic/2026/startlist

Roadbook:
https://www.midwestcycling.be/_files/ugd/420ec9_ca08e4425746424fa438ea72389c9f4a.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/midwest-cycling-classic/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://cycling.pickx.be/nl/
https://cyclingtiz.live/
Proximus Pickx
13:45 CET
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Giro dell'Appennino Donne (1.1) WE
Novi Ligure - Genua
111km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-dell-appennino-we/2026/startlist

Roadbook:
https://www.uspontedecimo.it/images/2_appennino_donne/dati_tecnici/Giro_Appennino_Donne_2026_small_completo.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-dell-appennino-we/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/@legaciclismoprof/streams
https://cyclingtiz.live/
14:00 CET
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Grote prijs Jean-Pierre Monseré (1.1)
Torhout - Roeselare
202.5km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/grote-prijs-jean-pierre-monsere/2026/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/grote-prijs-jean-pierre-monsere/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza
14:05 CET
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But /cyc/ told me Pidcock is not good after 200km?
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>>153964352
did he win? no?
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>>153964352
Nobody said that in at least 3 years. Why he's not doing RVV is a mystery
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>>153964100
Proper route this year's Catalunya. Redemption after last year's nonsense. Barely even looks like the same race
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>>153964549
he fancy himself as GC rider
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>>153964549
>Why he's not doing RVV is a mystery
he wants to win muh tdf
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>>153964604
>>153964845
I would be shocked if he finished top5
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>>153965010
week stage races should be doable for him
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>>153963725
still have Roubaix. and now it's even bigger
Pog vs Gruggo vs Mads
The Big Three™
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>>153964094
that's a good startlist. might have to watch some of this
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>>153965010
i mean he did podium the Vuelta last year
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>>153965156
so did Huge Carthy
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How can Pogi get stronger year after year? This could be his best season yet again. Fucking crazy
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>>153965244
By 2040 he will be solo on Berta

This is his peak year I reckon. So he better win everything.
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>The last one is Ben O'Connor. I have lost all hope. His level was not flashy in 2024, although circumstances gave him good results, but it dropped further in 2025, where his only good race was the King's Stage of the Tour, which he also won. This year he has started even worse with completely disastrous driving in Australia and the Emirates. Now he has trained at altitude for the Giro and he expresses optimism, but he also did so before his last two races and all races in 2025. Unfortunately, to me, he looks like a rider who has fallen into disrepair, as often happens to riders his age.
tick tock Pogacar. nearing the disrepair age
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Woutbros we got mentioned in the pogacar debrief tweet. Huge moral victory to take into the next races
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>>153965304
the moral victor once again. just don't have any moral problems with wheelsucking behind the team car.
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>>153965304
The sky couldn't be more clear at this point
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we've been found out
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>>153965301
I turn 39 this year, repairs are constant and unceasing
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>>153965547
kek
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>>153964094
>there is a lot of uncertainty about all the favorites
thanks Axelgaard
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>>153964312
we live in Belgium with the ladies
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>>153965190
damn sometimes i do miss H U G E
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>>153965958
This is how I find out he's retired
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>>153964333
also live in Italy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWuJwlRhlEo
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>>153965190
And Jack Haig
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we live in Belgium
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>>153966130
And Johan Bruyneel
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>>153966130
and Ilnur Zakarin
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reminder that Sean Kelly won the Vuelta
mental innit
like Vingo winning Roubaix or something
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Persico wins. Chladonova missed the turn
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>>153966687
CX hag in 2nd
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a bit directionaly challenged that lass
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>>153966725
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close finish
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>>153966803
it's between Alzini and Uneken
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>>153966815
this tells us nothing
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looks like Uneken wins, Alzini celebrated to early
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chute
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>>153966838
she's ok now
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merlier return enjoyers LOCK IN
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top 10
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>>153966881
That Dutch flag looks more like the flag of Yemen
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Groenewegen wins
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>>153966997
>literally caught on the line
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incomprehensible riding from Jayco. spent this much time in the break and ACK couldn't even sprint properly in the end
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>>153966997
Groenewegen alone has scored more UCI points this year than the entire team of Picnic.
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They still had couples, yet they stopped riding. Deserved loss for the break
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>>153967068
Fatkobsen will score big any day now
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top 10
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>>153967227
>Stanisaw Aniokowski
Is this really better than using "l"s?
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>>153967316
spelt Malecki alright
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>>153967114
he was in this race, btw
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>>153967227
Hehe my boy Erzen. Seems like he isn't a complete nepo baby.
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>>153965244
Every year he gets more bold from not getting busted and ups the dose.
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Rusbert sleeping on Panamericanos de Ruta Hombres

Costa Rican own superstar Jason HUERTAS winner
Ahead of Cesar MACIAS of Mexico and suprise bronze for COBARRUBIA of Argentina

Many has beens have been found wanting like GAVIRIA (5th), HODEG (8th)
Other superstars (PAREDES, TIVANI, WILLIAMS, VANDERPOOL, QUINTANA, GONZALEZ, JURADO, ARCHIBOLD, FAGUNDEZ, LINAREZ) outside of top 10
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>Lancelot
>Tristan
need someone called Gawain or something to round the podium
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the king is back
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>>153969933
pic unrelated
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>That perception, however, is exactly what Vingegaard pushed back against. With the two riders expected to meet next at the Tour de France, some analysts have suggested the Dane is already on the back foot, despite his convincing victory at Paris-Nice. He dismissed that idea bluntly.
>“Then I would say they should not be experts.”
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Breaking news: Vingegaard is against wealth tax but he wouldn't move away from Denmark to avoid it.
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>>153971605
lmao that wealth tax is NEVER going to happen
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>>153971689
Your public spending as percentage of GPD is higher than ours now. You're gonna have to find the money somewhere.
That Ozempic money isn't going to last forever.
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>>153972231
We're actually not spending enough money. We keep getting too large surplussed on the state budget.
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>>153972231
Just borrow more money. What are they gonna do if you don't pay back? Tell the police? Hahahahaha.
Tell you you can't borrow? Just force them with a law hahahahahaha
So easy. Be more American, simply don't give a fuck about debt
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>>153972231
>You're gonna have to find the money somewhere
just borrow more money or cut every single handout to african countries, our dept to GDP is one of the lowest in europe
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i wonder if Jonas even bothered to mail vote lol
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>>153968714
>Every year he gets more bold from not getting busted and ups the dose.
this
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>>153972621
Trine does that for him. Also tells him who he is voting for (Radikale Venstre).
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>>153972431
we should do the proud age old european tradition of borrowing money from jews and then throwing them out of the country
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>>153972667
nah he owns way too much property to do that
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too easy
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>>153972682
We're already doing the first part. Let's continue with the 2nd. And we will have the support of the left this time thanks to Israëls efforts in the middle east
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>>153972714
women are very liberal until they realize that going after the rich will be going after them or once they are net positive in tax contributions vs benefits
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Quintana announced he will retire after the 2026 season

Let's not forget that Froome is still officially an active rider
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>>153973409
If Froome really want to race why doesn't he go to some conti team and teach the young ones? I don't understand what his deal is, nobody will give him a pro contract.
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>>153973409
the Pope should tell more washed riders they should retire.
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>>153973409
Is he still outjewing the jews?
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>>153972621
>family man
>just wants to be home with the kids
>not dodging taxes in some monaco shithole like m*ds p

Vinge is 100% an SF chad
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>>153973715
He doesn't have a team...for now.
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uhhh slowenianbros... our reponse???
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>>153973794
>This is the third world banana republic that will spank us all season long
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>>153973794
I don't need gas I ride my bike everywhere.

But yeah that was last week's response to the oil crisis ( it's been revoked since then). So remember when people went nuts and bought all the toilet paper during Covid....well Slovens did the same now. Everyone popped up to their local gas station with a big oll 1 cubic meter cistern and filled it with petrol.
And gas stations in the middle of nowhere were quickly running out do to retards trying to go full prepper mode. Hence the notice you posted.
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Volta Ciclista a Catalunya (2.UWT)
Stage 1
Sant Feliu de Guíxols - Sant Feliu de Guíxols
172.7km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/startlist

Roadbook:
https://voltacatalunyafemenina.cat/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/VC26_LLIBRE-RUTA_MASCULINA_INTERACTIU.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-1/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE / TV2 / FloBikes
15:00 CET
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>>153973776
>SF chad
No such thing exists on this planet, nice ragebait
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>>153967745
when will pictic be put out of its misery?
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>>153973794
soon UAE will be no more
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thought this motherfucker promised not to name 100 riders anymore
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>>153976988
I will be making a formal complaint
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I think it was last year some UAE staff member said that they don't hold parties for wins anymore. But the Sanremo win was celebrated.
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>>153977052
There were some sickos who didn't want him to win. Like not wanting McIlroy to win the Masters last year. Absolute sickos.
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>>153976996
Was that for Dauphiné? The hopium was strong
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anything good next weekend? flanders is the week after
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>>153977109
Gent-Wevelgem
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>>153976933
>soon UAE will be no more
there's something vile about a ME country leveraging the fortune they made from selling gasoline to dominate EU cycling sport.
It's the penulatimate unholy albeit unintentional cagie - sandnigger alliance the world has ever seen. It's ironic but it's not funny. I hate them so much bros. I hope Iran BTFO's them.
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>>153973914
>I don't need gas I ride my bike everywhere.
I just jizzed in my patns
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>>153976549
>communist party founded by a literal CIA agent in the 50s
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>>153977117
are they even good at drilling/extracting down there? middle eastern people just don't really strike me as engineering experts so i have a feeling they probably just hire some westerners to come do the operations for them and their entire wealth is actually just owning the right to the land itself, not even extracting anything lol
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>>153977092
Can't remember if it was for a stage or for overall.
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>>153977132
iirc the americans provided them with protection in the 70's from neighboring tribes/warlords so they could extract the oil and sell it. In return, the Americans got to build their military bases there... something something like that.
wouldn't surprise me if it were the americans that taught them how to drill as well.
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>>153977134
Probably for the mountain stage after the time trial where Pog disappointed
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>>153977132
12% of the Qatar population are Qatari. How are you even a country at that stage.
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>>153977142
>Qatari
Sounds like a race from Elder Scrolls or something
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>>153977117
amen
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Skuijns will skip classics
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>>153977132
They get westerners to do all the leg work for everything. Sports teams are all done by europeans. They find the teams and often get a stake for their efforts. Then the arabs parade around for the media and get the praise from the fans. I find it incredibly pathetic.
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>>153976541
Honestly are you getting paid by 4chan or you do this voluntarily? Because you have been babysitting this gen for 5+ years
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>>153977109
E3 on friday
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>>153977393
I'm doing it entirely out of appreciation for ciclismo
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>>153977280
Sad, I had big hopes for him
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>>153977404
And we appreciate you for that <3
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>>153977409
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>>153977404
how come the KGB hasn't busted your asshole yet?
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33 Jonas Vingegaard
25 Lenny Martinez
24 Thomas Pidcock
22 Dorian Godon
15 Florian Lipowitz
15 Iván Ramiro Sosa
10 Jørgen Nordhagen
10 Cian Uijtdebroeks
9 Felix Gall
9 João Almeida
8 Valentin Paret-Peintre
7 Toon Aerts
7 Ethan Vernon
7 Matthew Riccitello
7 Josh Burnett
6 Léo Bisiaux
6 Mikel Landa
6 Senna Remijn
5 Remco Evenepoel
5 Georg Steinhauser
5 Andreas Leknessund
5 Afonso Eulálio
4 Marc Soler
4 Noa Isidore
4 Giulio Ciccone
4 Filippo Zana
3 Oscar Onley
3 Richard Carapaz
3 Jakob Omrzel
3 Henok Mulubrhan
3 Jefferson Alexander Cepeda
3 Magnus Cort
3 Cristián Rodríguez
2 Lorenzo Fortunato
2 Brady Gilmore
2 Liam Slock
2 Bruno Armirail
2 Darren Rafferty
2 Maxime Decomble
2 Jai Hindley
2 Bob Jungels
2 Mathieu Kockelmann
2 Patrick Gamper
2 Antoine L'Hote
1 Yago Aguirre
1 Ben O'Connor
1 Sam Bennett
1 Stefan De Bod
1 Sergio Geovani Chumil
1 Henri Uhlig
1 Brandon McNulty
1 Simone Gualdi
1 Alberto Dainese
1 Michel Hessmann
1 Jacopo Mosca
1 Rainer Kepplinger
1 Mikel Bizkarra
1 Markel Beloki
1 Koen Bouwman
1 Carlos Rodríguez
1 Byron Munton
1 Enric Mas
1 Jokin Murguialday
1 Reuben Thompson
1 Gal Glivar
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Einer Rubio
1 Menno Huising
1 Baptiste Veistroffer
1 Luca Vergallito
1 Jay Vine
1 Abel Balderstone


>7=

2 Jonas Vingegaard Lenny Martinez Thomas Pidcock Florian Lipowitz Iván Ramiro Sosa Jørgen Nordhagen Felix Gall
>Quality organic self-grown riders
>So glad i stopped watching this \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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>>153977489
>6 Senna Remijn
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>>153977404
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>>153977492
Very patrician pick if Uhlig is too fat.
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>>153977404
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>>153977393
>>153977404
one of the last based individuals left in r*ssia
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>>153976541
we live in Catalunya
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retiring Nairoman
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>>153977489
>5 Remco Evenepoel
woutification begun
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>>153977748
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>>153977774
truly highlight of TdF
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It would be so meaningful if Evenepoel is able to win this WT GC over Vingegaard and Almeida
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>>153977761
always has been
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Remco and his domestiques near the front
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breakaway brothers
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the lack of belief in Remco is quite frankly rude
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>>153977958
he climbed worse than Byron Munton in UAE, it's only natural
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>>153977958
it just reflects the magnitude of failure in UAE. recency bias
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Hoping for a victory for Remco (top 1) and a moral victory for Cian (top 7)
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>>153977976
UAE means nothing
he's coming down from altitude for this. the fish will be gutted
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>>153977986
he was at altitude with his wife. is it even standard practice?
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>>153977996
also why does he train alone so much and not with the team
the only logical conclusion is he is simply too strong and dropping Lipo on every ride
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>>153978008
these three probably hate to stay in close proximity to each other
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>>153978008
>the only logical conclusion is he is simply too weak and gets dropped by Lipo on every ride
ftfy
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Vernon lachee
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>>153977996
it's the way of the Victor
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is the last km uphill?
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>>153978052
yes
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>>153978058
hidden rampas or nah?
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Where was Bert in 2007?
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>>153978066
young schizodane here was watching Michael Rasmussen about to win the TDF, sitting at home in my Rabobank yellow jersey that was waaay too big for me
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way hold up this is the stage finish where Sonny got VAC-ed?
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>>153978066
commuting 250 km / week to my university
good times
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>>153978084
yep, the same finish as in 2022
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>>153978088
>university in 2007
unc
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>>153978093
Grande Sonny.....
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what UAE doing
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Cicco...
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UAE really think Almeida can win today?
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Jonas keeps at the very front
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>>153978095
don't you know your Berts?
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Diaz lachee
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this is always a crazy finish

>Jonas to the front with 3.5 km to go
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Jonas pulling
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Jonas demon mode
he about to win the stage
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kek, Jonas
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close finish
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Godon did an allah?
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Godon wins
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Remco desperate to win a stage before he chokes in the mountains?
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>>153978163
whew close
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That was a long sprint. Huge moral victory for Evenepoel
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well well well Remco doubters
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>>153978167
Remco will get trashed in the mountain finishes.
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Remco to MSR next year. Make it happen
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>>153978169
>well well well Remco doubters
don't say that too early. We haven't seen him get over a mountain yet
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>2emco
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did jonas think he could win this kek
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top 10
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Simone Gualdi looks good whoever he is
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pogacar is on custom peptides and SARMs
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>85. CICCONE +1:46
>91. GEE-WEST +1:48
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>ynr albert withen philipsen
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>>153978233
that's probably visma. pogi is on potatoes and pasta
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>>153978193
They are still living on a high from the time when Vingegaard comfortably finished 2nd in Pogacars wheel on the mur de bretagne
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>Chris Froome has taken on the role of chief innovation officer at Vekta, an AI training platform.
forever grifter
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>>153978240
Grim
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Not sure whether this was already discussed, but Italian girl Linda Laporta tested positive to enobosarm, a selective androgen receptor modulator (SARM):

https://ita.sport/news/the-ita-notifies-cyclist-linda-laporta-of-an-apparent-anti-doping-rule-violation/
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>>153978484
>fucken SARM
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>>153978484
I really hope the female peloton isn't doped, it would be pathetic if what they are doing now is their enhanced performance.
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>>153978484
Italy, the mecca of dopage
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>>153978586
You have to be a complete and utter retard to think women aren't doping. Everyone anywhere at high levels dopes.
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>>153978428
He must have some expensive habbits with the scams he has to pull off to support himself and his family.
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>>153978891
>implying KOPECKY isn't a natty queen
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>>153978428
You gotta respect it at this point
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>>153979075
Not really, cause he is kinda shit at grifting beside that one israel contract.
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>>153978586
On the contrary, any random jobber can dope for a couple of years and reach peloton level. That laporta started racing at 23
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>>153978917
lmao

holy fuck WADA
when are you going to develop peptide and SARM detection?
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>>153953001
>it's an even year, Grug will win it (cope)
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>>153957419
Women shouldn’t race.
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>>153957419
>I feel quite good, 5 ribs broken and micro fracture on shoulder... could be worse.
she's currently high on opioids, most likely
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Volta Ciclista a Catalunya (2.UWT)
Stage 2
Figueres - Banyoles
167.4km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/startlist

GC after stahe 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://voltacatalunyafemenina.cat/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/VC26_LLIBRE-RUTA_MASCULINA_INTERACTIU.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE / TV2 / FloBikes
15:20 CET
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he could easily do it in 2024. still baffles me why he didn't go for it
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>>153983353
By 2027 he shall be prevented by SEIXAS
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>>153983353
muh teamcohesion or some shit, just for almeidings to get dropped on every climb that counted
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>>153983353
even he needs some downtime to recover, and he really wanted to win WC
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>>153983353
Maybe he wanted to make it up to Roglic, from whom he took the Yellow in 2020.
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The Seven Major Tours™
is this a thing?

Algarve
Paris Nice
Footsteps of the Romans
Dauphine
Renewi
Tour of Britain
Volta
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>>153983731
Volta is a grand tour
please pay attention to the sport
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJHwjY2GT2o

>kidnapped professional woman cyclist
>wanted to have date with her
>asked her to help him find friends
>exchanged phone numbers with her
>drove her home after showing her his cool plot of land

Which one of you did this? Own up. Bertina theft is NOT okay.
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>>153983923
>Nathalie Schöffmann is an Austrian cyclist who got kidnapped while riding her bike
I swear it wasn't me berts
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>>153983947
but do you have a secret underground room in your basement? in the end it's always either Belgium or Austria where strange things happen.
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>>153983923
There was German Bert who was in prison shortly after this
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>>153983961
Did he invite her camping?
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>>153983961
he was on drug charges though (by his own admission)
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>>153983923
Not even feeding her eggs. Amateur hour.
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>>153983956
it was probably him
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>>153983701
>baker of bread enriched with special nuts
Bread Dopeur?
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we live in Catalunya
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>>153984083
The next Šimon ŠPILAK
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>>153984090
Now that was race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_jh6zgP8cA
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>>153984090
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Nice bridges they got in Greater Madrid
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reminder that fraud bennet just came back from heart surgery
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Will they make it? Place your bets
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>>153984366
looks collected
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>>153984367
c'est fini
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Lipo fraudelent
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>>153984429
Le mustache dopage stronger than /elite/. Fun sprint
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>>153984441
> isidore
Of course, swapped him out last minute
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WTF i missed a CORT win because i was VOOOOTING
fuck
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>>153984401
>45. Lipowitz +0:00
Huh? Did I miss something?
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>>153984447
Lol imagine voting. Nothing changes Bert, you will pay up and shut up.
Should've enjoyed cyclismo instead
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>>153984446
I swapped out Troon
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>>153984452
He lachee'd twice but managed to come back
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>>153984461
I dont allow known dopers in my team, I dont acknowledge his result either. Not until Lance get his wins back.
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Two blond winners with a moustache in a row
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>>153984456
>Nothing changes Bert
i voted for the most anti immigration and pro remigration i could so that maybe something will change but i have 0 hope
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>>153984495
>i voted for the most anti immigration and pro remigration
the upper class needs cheap labor and fresh meat to stay competitive on the world stage. It will never happen unless it's a jewish psyop like last time
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I vote for the green/ecologist parties because they promote cyclisme the most, among other reasons
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>>153984495
lmao that only narrows it down to three parties and they are all retarded. Did you vote for the school teacher with brain damage? It would fit you.
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>>153984664
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>>153953535
it's slower than expected but that's due to him having a cracked bike with rim brake rubbing
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>>153984675
voted for DF for the first time in my life, normally i vote Venstre or Konservative but i swore never to vote Venstre again after what they did last election
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>>153985056
Oh so you went for the traitors.
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>>153985129
i hate the fact that he did this stunt but i hate muslims and jeets more
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>>153985056
>jonas_shopping_in_a_fleggaard.jpg
Yeah I voted DF too.
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daneberts general behavior make more sense now t b h
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I voluenteer for the Sort Nationalitet Ekskludering (SNE)
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how many bloody Danes are there?
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>>153985345
too many
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>>153985345
/cyc/ nation
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>>153985345
It's a danish world, we are just living in it
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only an actual rapist would own a rape machine like this
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They are riding the new "ronde van brugge" time tomorrow, they changed it from the "brugge de panne classic" where now they no longer ride to de panne across the "de moeren" but instead they do a loop around brugge where they'll be hitting some of the 1.1 "de elfstedenronde" roads (there isn't much challenging terrain around here) but now it'll be a big boulevard sprint on the "de gulden-vlieslaan" in brugge

the change is mainly because the de panne finish was considered too dangerous
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>>153984495
> but i swore never to vote Venstre again after what they did last election
Topkek. Naive retards. This story is as old as humanity itself.
Muh party didn't do good stuff for me, I'll vote for another. Oh may, this one didn't either, I'll vote for another. Oh may, I ran out of parties, but A seems to have changed, ill vote for them again.

As soon as a party comes into power, they realize they need to shut up and join the system if they want to stay in power. There's guys who mean well and really want to change things when they start, but they quickly realize you need to be a dickhead to actually reach top positions. So either they become a dickhead or they stay in small local politics.

There is no such thing as democracy because:
- Most people are too stupid or don't care and simply vote for whoever had the best marketing targetted at them (unknowingly)
- It's mostly a particracy with a few popular heads deciding everything
- There is never a fair representation of the population. It's nepobabies and sociopaths that climb the ranks.

Amy with ALS; Fred with cancer; Sam who works 3 jobs; Timmy who's simply not smart enough; Bert who needs to support a wife, 2 kids and a cyclismo addiction; none of these get any representation. They only get dickheads that convince them they represent them, but they just need to convince enough people so they can push THEIR own agenda, not yours. You can't understand someones needs anyways if you haven't walked in their shoes.

/rant

tl;dr nothing ever happens, stop dreaming and just focus on cyclismo
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>>153985394
Most middle classed thing I've seen this year.
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>>153986080
In britain the new 'right' party shamelessly said they cannot alienate our new frens because they will be majority of the population very soon so we have to learn to live with them. So a member left in the intention to start a new genuine right party, so they had him arrested for fake death threats which were later dropped. Dragged through the dirt to tarnish his reputation, and now it's been exposed he's surging and the fake right party are bottling what was essentially a certain winning campaign. Absolute bunch of faggots these politicians. Ultimately if they can't control the real opposition, they'll defame them. And if that doesn't work then they'll just rig elections. Like they did to a genuine socialist retard. Democracy simply does not exist and it's impossible in modern day because globalism relies on shared doctrines.
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>>153985394
You are obligated to wear a turtleneck sitting on this.
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>>153986343
turtleneck cycling jerseys should be a thing. I'd wear one in the winter
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>>153986461
The canalzone
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>>153986464
I want it to choke me a little
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Ronde Van Brugge - Tour of Bruges ME (1.UWT)
Bruges - Bruges
202.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-brugge-de-panne/2026/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-brugge-de-panne/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza
15:15 CET
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Volta Ciclista a Catalunya (2.UWT)
Stage 3
Mont-roig del Camp - Vila-seca
159.4km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/startlist

GC after stahe 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://voltacatalunyafemenina.cat/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/VC26_LLIBRE-RUTA_MASCULINA_INTERACTIU.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE / TV2 / FloBikes
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toll to the collector
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I was wrong about pidcuck AMA
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>>153989600
What will you be doing to atone?
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Salby bros, it happened again
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>>153989765
BIG moves by my boy Euro Kim
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>team chooses photo where runners looks hundred years old to celebrate his birthday
rude
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>>153985740
shit race
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sporza's picks for the unofficial sprinters world championship
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>>153986343
>You are obligated to wear a turtleneck sitting on this.
one turtleneck is not enough
>>153987263
>I want it to choke me a little
faggot
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>>153989948
Fretin isn't even riding
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>>153989948
keep score see who does better
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I completely missed cort yesterday because of the election
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>>153990005
we already discussed it, PPATTT. the rest of the world doesn't care about your country, expect for lego and whatever novo nordisk makes.
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>>153990195
>the greatest flandrien
That's not Eddy.
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>>153990144
Didn't ask
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>>153990195
not a fan of this thug, i'm sure there'll be massive media hype and coverage again of anything he does
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>>153990269
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it's windy today in west-flanders so imagine if they still went to the Moeren there would be absolute chaos but instead they aren't
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>>153990364
This race shouldn’t exist Bruges-Panne was something legit with double moeren
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>>153990370
The driedaagse de panne, paris-roubaix, criterium du dauphine and gent-wevelgem are gone, grandpa

we're in the ronde van brugge, paris-roubaix hauts-de-france, in flanders fields from middelkerke to wevelgem and the tour auvergne - rhône alpes era now
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35 Jasper Philipsen
28 Dylan Groenewegen
19 Pavel Bittner
19 Juan Sebastián Molano
12 Sam Welsford
11 Søren Wærenskjold
10 Laurenz Rex
10 Luke Lamperti
7 Steffen De Schuyteneer
6 Tim Torn Teutenberg
6 Max Kanter
5 Cees Bol
3 MILAN FRETIN
3 Emilien Jeannière
2 Phil Bauhaus
2 Orluis Aular
2 Tim Marsman
2 Amaury Capiot
2 Erlend Blikra
2 Ben Turner
2 Oded Kogut
2 Jenthe Biermans
2 Stanisław Aniołkowski
1 Jason Tesson
1 Wessel Mouris
1 Tobias Müller
1 JORDI MEEUS
1 Paul Penhoët
1 Sander De Pestel
1 MILAN MENTEN
1 Simon Dehairs
1 Alexis Renard
1 ARVID DE KLEIJN
1 Vito Braet
1 Jonas Geens
1 Luca Mozzato
1 Johan Jacobs
1 Tom Crabbe
1 Tord Gudmestad
1 Max Walscheid
1 Simone Consonni

>6=====

2 Jasper Philipsen Dylan Groenewegen Pavel Bittner Søren Wærenskjold Laurenz Rex Steffen De Schuyteneer
>frfr on god
>MVDF
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Fuck forgot to set my team for this race they ruined by skipping the moeren. Please re-open picks
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the peloton has split a few times but they have been able to bring them back every time so far
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"Im way better than last year but just a little short to battle for the win" - Fabio "lachee on flat" fatkobsen
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absolutely tired of this new captcha
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we live in Brugge
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>>153990693
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>>153990693
I was gonna make a "miss belgian not looking belgian joke" but then I realized there is no such thing as looking "Belgian".
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>>153990693
it's true
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Jakobsen lachee
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>>153990594
Called it
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>>153990786
Big Bocian.
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>>153990786
>THIS GIGANTIC NEST YOU BUILT FOR ME IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH, I'D RATHER NOT LAY ANY EGGS THEN. THESE ARE NOT 110% PERFECT CONDITIONS FOR BREEDING? I'D RATHER GO EXTINCT.
fucking hate these priviliged cunts
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>>153990786
I like when I go cycling for my hobby and I look around and there's ducks and storks and herons and pheasants just hanging out and doing their thing because it's fun to see some "wild" animals in "nature"
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>>153990735
Swarthy with dark hair and hazel eyes. Quite similar to Kent in the UK just across the channel. Far more attractive than french. Nation of pucks and van avermaets. At least that's what I chose to believe. Benji Naesen does not exist.
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>>153990839
I once happen to see magpies building their nest in spring. male magpie found big piece of plastic and hauled it all the way to the top. wasn't an easy thing to do. and when he finally brought it to the nest, female magpie hit him in the head with her beak and started yelling at him. I've never seen a bird looking so dejected afterwards.
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>>153990848
Yes, also a fan of birbs.
That is the reason why adventure drinking had extra fun in it, seeing weird animals really near to the immediate town center.
These are the sheep and a goat that ran out of nowhere right before my face:
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And bober kurwa of course.
Have another one that is just trotting along the boulevard unbothered but the file is too big.
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>>153990868
Kek. Magpies are based. Wish I could befriend one. They bring cool gifts. There's a bunch that loiter as I feed the cat. Open the door, rattle biscuits and as I head in there's on on the tree, a few on the fence. They've gotten bolder as my cats got older. They'll sit in the garden close to that cat. It'd have been a massacre 10 years ago.
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wow, it tells us nothing
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>>153990868
we have towns who pride themselves with having a local stork every year, but for some years they simply stopped coming and the entire city was depressed and when the stork finally returned after like 7 years they were all happy again.

to me they're just picky cunts if there one simple thing wrong in the condition they just refuse to breed, like just put the egg in the basket bro how hard can it be, what kind of royal bird do you think you are if there's one milimeter of straw wrong in the nest you just fuck off
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>>153990884
cute bober
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>>153990878
You should find the wild horses. I think you have bison too.
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we also live in Catalunya
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>>153990878
>adventure drinking
please elaborate
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almost a minute
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>>153990896
Not this close to town. But I've had a fox hang out with me in this exact spot a winter ago, he came up the stairs to the right and just stood where the goat is, for like 30 seconds, trotted off then.
>>153990907
Not just drinking for the sake of drinking, like staying at home or going to your favorite spot and that's it.
Moving around, planning a "trip" round town, visitng places you haven't been for a while or maybe even ever, there are a few of those in my town despite me living in it for almost 40 years now.
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>>153990884
looks similar to something we have here in the states, Nutria. Lots of canals and wetlands where I live so they're everywhere, they actually put bounties on people to kill them years ago. I don't see anywhere near as many as I would years ago
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chute. Vine involved
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>>153990786
/cyc/ and their obsession with eggs never ends
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abandon VINE
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>>153990942
>>153990968
Heh.
Nice to see some things never change.
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>>153990924
It is a bober, has that flat tail and all, the trees around are damaged and felt kek.
Brtek has nutrias in Vltava though.
That's the other vid from just before winter, that asshole if FAT.
Double compressed now to lose audio.
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>>153990848
I have pheasant living at the back of my property. I have a tiny forest there. He flies into a tree to sleep. He makes a fuckload of noise while doing so.
Hunters come hunt pheasants in the fields around me every year but they never caught him so ive grown fond of him.
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>>153990942
>>153990968
This nigga lookin' zesty, this nigga lookin' moist, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
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>I'm out
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>>153990942
>>153990968
He can't keep not getting away with it
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shamefur dispuray
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chute Albanese
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oh, it's not the murder finish this year

lame
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Chute
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big chute
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Molano angry at motard
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Molano chuted on the cobbles
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Molano pickers in shambles
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fuck, it's Molano
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>>153990997
>>153990992
>>153990968
>>153990942
This what happens when you take a Zwift rider and make him pro
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> climate activist ran onto road
> official pushed him away
> molano crashed into him
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Remco attaque, lul
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Jonas giving him a smack lol sit down kid
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heh
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Remco is raging again
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evenepoel desperate as fuck for a top 3
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>>153991254
desperate to secure a stage win before the mountains
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>>153991255
what the fuck is his problem
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>>153991262
that too, but also to gain some time on the better climbers.
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>>153991235
>>153991242
WHAT the fuck, just got home
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>>153991264
he wants climate justice
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everyone's on edge
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>>153991274
don't worry, Jonas is on his wheel
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>Jonas is riding with Remco now
based lads
FUCK SPRINTERS
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>>153991277
he wants to go to jail
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>>153991277
they look disturbingly similar
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>>153991264
>>153991277
nuke belgium
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>>153991277
Shaving cost more energy than not shaving head and face just saying
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kino
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Anybody know who was the Visma fraud who couldn't hold Memco's wheel on the flat?
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can they make it
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>>153991287
it's the same guy. he's a known entity, wouter mouton
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also where the fuck was Almeida doing in all of this?
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>>153991313
he was catching up to the first part of peloton
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>>153991311
throw him down in closed down coal mine
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>>153991311
wow, committed shizo then
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>>153991320
lmao
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>>153991314
canellaresque
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i think it would be smarter for vingegaard to just stay in the peloton and let remco evenepoel "waste" energy
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love me lad remchud
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Jonas not helping now
no fun allowed on Visma
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fuck you Jonas, ride with Remco you chickenshit
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>>153991289
this
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big Gleb is big even among fat sprinters
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>The riders in group 1 are not working together very well.
Haven't seen PCS post this before.
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booooooooooooooooooo
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Weaksauce
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Groenewegen wins
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>tour rivals
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chute amory capot
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Capiot collected
groenewegen victoire
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collected
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lmao did Jonas ragebait Remco into start riding again
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Someone on the radio triggered a hulk smash response
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if Jonas does not win now he needs to leave this race in shame
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>>153991366
Last time he won a 1.UWT was in 2019.
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REMCO CHUTE BRUTALE
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lmao
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OOOOH SHIIIEEETTT
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KWABOTY
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Chute evenepoel
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Jonas kinda gay that he did not ride for it
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Godon wins
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Technical? it was on a a straight part
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comedic relief of cycling
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what a weird finale
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Jonas is impossible to like
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welcome to the remco experience bora hansgrohe. there is nothing like it
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top 10
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Mustache bros collecting wins
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looks like they clipped wheels, vingegaard caused him to crash
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top 10 Catalunya
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>>153991417
GC
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>>153991417
Troon is legit best 4 coins pick and I swapped him out
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>>153991430
i love the little manlet
pure seethe and rage
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Hulk smash into his front brake
Oepsie woepsie
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is this the most epic memco performance to date bros?
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>>153991442
Diskbrakes does it again.
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>I don't know. It was pretty crazy. I hope he's okay, because it looked really crazy, and you don't hope that for anyone. That's not the way I want to win. That's also why I waited in the peloton. I didn't want to win that way, Vingegaard tells TV 2 Sport.
>I don't think it's dignified when he goes down like this. I don't know how it happens. Suddenly he's just standing over the handlebars, and it looks crazy.
based good guy jonas
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>>153991430
jonas has to take a lot of in-race abuse from the likes of remco and pogacar, i wonder if jonas and his wife trine roleplay practice this at home to kind of weaponize him against torrents of abuse and being called nasty words so he can stay calm and collected
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>>153991414
Front wheel clips back wheel and the guy in front goes over the handlebars?
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>>153991460
Jonas is a father, he is used to handle childish tantrums.
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anime-tier bullshit, love it
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>my feet hurt
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did memco destroy what little chance he had for GC today?
The attack was pretty retarded but to keep riding with the dane in the wheel is just retarded. And then he crashes himself because he's so wound up.
Remco is his own worst enemy. Clearly he can't handle this much dope.
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How does he do it?
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Jonas not giving a shit about the stage win because he knows he is going to win the next 3
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>>153991487
>The attack was pretty retarded but to keep riding with the dane in the wheel is just retarded
It was peek remco sitting up because jonas wont pull, only to change his mind after they lost +5 seconds and start pulling hard again.
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remind me again why the fuck GODon is not riding E3-GW-Dwarfdoors?
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it was pretty fun
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>According to 2.6.027 despite being in the last 5 Km, Evenepoel shouldn't get his time neutralized because the fall involved only himself and not several riders. It doesn't seem to be touched by Vingegaard either.
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>>153991507
Look at that power. What a specimen. The fish squirming in the background
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>>153991526
for the sake of the race he should get the same time
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>>153991526
Remco could just blame the unprecedented decision of allowing the riders going both ways in the roundabout that close to the line.
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>>153991545
UCI always applies rules willy-nilly, so apparently he does get the same time
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>>153991551
good
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>>153991551
good
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>REMKEK
top kek you love to see it
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yikes. is there any footage of it?
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>>153991670
thought it was an ETA lad in a balaclava we were looking at
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>>153991736
Maybe Vine is a protestant.
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>>153991670
this guy has generational bad luck, so many crashes
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>>153991805
he just wants the money but lord know’s he’s making him work for it
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>>153991805
if the same riders crash all the time it can't just be luck
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Wiebes added to the startlist
what a pain, now I have to redo my veloteam
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>I wanted to get into the drops and just at that moment there was a pothole that I didn't see, that wasn't marked. Then I lost control of my handlebars

>I'm in a bit of pain everywhere. My elbow is open, my back is open, and my hips are open. Now I have to let my body recover a bit, and then we'll see what it has to say tonight and especially tomorrow morning."

>"I rode to win," Evenepoel elaborated on his attack in the final 30 kilometers. "That was our intention today with the crosswinds."

Evenepoel was joined by Vingegaard, but the Dane was not too eager to cooperate.
>"I don't pay much attention to what others' tactics are. That is their problem. It was clear who wanted to ride to win and who didn't."
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>>153991839
Are you seriously playing women velogames? Please dont support this stupid marketing industry that wants junior level efforts to be valued equal to professional men efforts
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>>153991896
Remco fatigue
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>>153991857
>I don't pay much attention to what others' tactics are.
oh reeeally
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No Vallter 2000 tomorrow
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>>153991896
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>Due to the activation of a Level 3 VENCAT warning, with wind gusts of up to 90 km/h forecast at the summit of Vallter, the Volta a Catalunya has been forced to shorten the route of its 4th stage, scheduled for Thursday 26 March.
>The stage, starting from Mataró, will finish in the town of Camprodon, shortening the final climb to the resort. With this change, the stage start time is delayed by half an hour to 13:05, with the team presentation in Mataró taking place between 11:55 and 12:55.
https://www.voltacatalunya.cat/en/news/2026/the-volta-a-catalunya-has-altered-the-route-of-its-4th-stage-which-will-finish-in-camprodon/1546
>>153992161
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after
BRUGGE-DE PANNE
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>>153992292
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>>153992292
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whos worse:
UCI
or
FIA
?
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>>153992620
FIA. UCI hides their corruption much better. Most UCI rules are also not actively making the sport worse.
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Groenewegen and Jakobsen have combined for 3 wins in just 5 calendar days, the last time the Dutch duo achieved this was in the tour de wallonie 2021

Dutch sprinting is back
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>>153992310
My temporary 76 points team that I forgot to finalize didn't even do that bad. I should just freewheel it next time
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>>153993032
lel
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>>153990848
My strava is mostly filled with pictures of the ducks and birdies I meet during my rides
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>>153953011

cena's got the same sort of repeating pattern deal
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new thread >>153997221
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