comedic misfortunes of Remco Evenepoel edition >Current and upcoming road races24.03 - 28.03 Settimana Internazionale Coppi e Bartali 2.124.03 - 29.03 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Tour of Thailand 2.123.03 - 29.03 Volta Ciclista a Catalunya 2.UWT26.03 Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE 1.WWT27.03 E3 Saxo Classic ME 1.UWT29.03 G.P. Emilia 1.1 ME 29.03 La Roue Tourangelle Centre Val de Loire - Groupama P.V.L. 1.1 31.03 Paris - Camembert 1.1 29.03 In Flanders Fields - In Wevelgem 1.WWT29.03 In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgem 1.UWT31.03 - 02.04 The Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn's Cup Women's Tour of Thailand 2.101.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen / A travers la Flandre 1.WWT01.04 Dwars door Vlaanderen - A travers la Flandre 1.UWT03.04 Classic Velox Adélie de Vitré 1.104.04 Gran Premio Miguel Indurain 1.Pro05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen WE 1.WWT05.04 Ronde van Vlaanderen ME 1.UWT06.04 Ronde de Mouscron 1.1 WE 06.04 - 11.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT07.04 - 10.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour 2.Pro08.04 Région Pays de la Loire Tour - Féminin 1.1 WE08.04 Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite 1.Pro WE08.04 Scheldeprijs 1.Pro12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 >Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/>Velodrama league code:51196855Previous thread:>>153952963
Ronde van Brugge - Tour of Bruges WE (1.WWT)Bruges - Bruges143.7kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-brugge-de-panne-we/2026/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/classic-brugge-de-panne-we/2026/result/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza15:15 CET
Volta Ciclista a Catalunya (2.UWT)Stage 4Mataró - Camprodón151kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/startlistGC after stahe 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-3-gcRoadbook:https://voltacatalunyafemenina.cat/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/VC26_LLIBRE-RUTA_MASCULINA_INTERACTIU.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-4/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE / TV2 / FloBikes15:20 CET
>>153997264
nice rampa finish in the jungle in Thailand today. Asian races are the real hardman races in 200% humidity and rampas inhumanas.Terengganu mogging Li Ning Star once again.
Is E3 the biggest monument that isn't on a weekend? maybe Fleche Wallonne
cool spokes. they probably explode though
>>153997254Lame
Back in de Vlaemincks day they rode through storms, hail, floods and snow with nothing but a newspaper in their shirt. Now these pussies are paid millions and are scared of a drip of rainCyclists are truly becoming foorball players level of diva.Fucking hell, I was biking to school every day in worse conditions and my dad would laugh at me if I asked him to pick me up with the car.
Imagine being a race organizer in this day and age. It's a coin toss whether you're going bankrupt because of a wind gust or not.
>>153999072>A violent gust of wind blowing Jonas and Remco off a fucking mountain topImagine the raitings
Ronde van brugge femmes today folks don't forget to tune in, wiebes and balsamo have both won it 2 times so one of them can become the record holder of this iconic, iconic race
>>153999098They use a tt bike in a tt, they use a rain jacket in the rain. Why not use a steel bike in windy weather?
>>153999148I'd rather watch paint dry than give this sherade a +1 viewcount
>>153999148Balsamo is washed
>>153999152Not even an anchor would save Paret Peintre from the wind
All in all, the damage to Remco Evenepoel , who underwent a scan yesterday, was not too severe. No serious injuries were revealed, so Evenepoel is at the start today. "Had there been a fracture, I would have stopped to avoid taking any risks heading towards the Ardennes. It became clear quite quickly that I was just going to continue.If I were to suddenly become nauseous or feel unwell, then withdrawing is possible. But I don't think that will be the case," he added to VTM."It really was a pothole. (Bob) Jungels rode into it too and he lost control as well," said Evenepoel. "It was poorly signposted. A roundabout 400 meters from the finish line is a bit outdated these days. People are always talking about safety... Today there is also a roundabout 150 meters from the finish line. So maybe someone really should take a closer look at the finals," is his clear message.
We are so back Remcobros
>Het had slimmer geweest om onze teams te gebruiken om Almeida op afstand te zetten. Hij had zes ploegmaten, ik had er vijf.of course it would've been smarter... But Klaas fucking Lodewyk is a fuckcing retard. RBH please fire this wigger asap
we live in Brugge with the ladies
chute
so a contijobber wins in Italy, after a successful late escape and slurpage behind him, but there was no way to watch it, because the stream doesn't start until 16:00. wtf is wrong with Italians?
>>153999706Many things, where should I start?
>>153999716let's stay on topic, why are they so irrelevant in ciclismo these days?
>>153999741Others also started eating pasta
chute brutale
damn, my girl Copeland is about to DNF
poring rain out of nowhere
hail
Fucking hell bombarded with hail and rain
>>153999995imagine racing in a hailstorm
>>153999995It's hailed like 3 times here today and then it was really sunny earlier
good that all of them JUST took of their jackets lmao
wew, danger passed
>>153999953I can see a gap here
Wet cobbles inc
a real bummer they didn't show bertollo and coppi live, there was quite some action between the last rampa and the finish line.
rusberts cyc gf tried something
>>154000156
>>154000010>>154000014h*mmes would never
that really was a big blunder in Italy today
really grande
why isn't vingegaard helping remco win?
>>154000217>D'Auto>Carrcagie-adjecent
>>154000241aiuto means help. so big victory for all the help helpers out there.
>>153997264i want a job telling chinese alibaba companies that their marketing departments are trash colors are always ugly names are always horrible
>>154000253so he's a grande version of one certain James JOBBER
>>154000259xpedo sounds like a good name for a pedal company
>>154000272>xpedoyou can immediately tell it's elite
jonas does not give a fuck about the sprint lol
is this a Godonwinslol stage again?
>>154000321Gee and Lemon
>>154000315GODon vs Cort
Are the Ladies just going to arrive as one big Pedalton?
>>154000328looks like
>>154000286He's going to take a minute on Remco and Pidkek at least on tomorrow's stage.
i think lorena wiebes of SD Worx has to be pretty happy with how things are going so far
looked like some randoms joined the koers from the bikepath
it's illigel btw
a fucking bunch sprint
CHUTE
Vernon wins
Chute femmesCharlotte Kool has gone down
top 10
Lloyd (who?) wins
yoinked that win
>>154000445GC
the next cat
>Balsemo>2dClassic at this point
Big Bobs won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pZqMnyKs_M
Wiebes got boxed hard
Wiebes a fraud, turns out adjusting was a mistake
so balsamo just forgot to sprint or what?
>>154000502booba
must be uncomfortable when food gets stuck
looks like she's a fellow scatologist; movistar now have 2 19-year old brits in their team. imagine the netflix documentaries
memco bros...
>>154000574More like Pedcock lmao
>>154000259Chinese bike companies are going to eat the world when they figure out aesthetics.
Didn't this guy used to be a normal bike-youtoober? He's a step removed from Cycling Stories.
>>154000574the real story here for me is that vingegaard doesn't take pidcock seriously even though they both finished on the vuelta podium last year & pidcock seems to be in his career best formi think vingegaard may end up regretting this, if we assume that he ever cares about anything other than tour de france GC
This Volta a Catalunya is insanely boring
>>154001117Look forward to the Basque tour then. A real firework of rampas is expecting us.
>“He’s able to turn up ready for races in situations where other riders might need more racing in their legs or an adaptation period. But Tadej is Tadej, we all know that.”In-shape on demand. Very rare nowadays, but quite common in the late 90s to 00s. Curious.
>>154002547>common in the late 90s to 00sIt wasn't actually
European Road Championships finish will be in Šenčur. The climb will be Možjanca. On Strava Pogacar holds the KOM, so I assume he was involved in deciding the parcours.https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/cilj-vseh-dirk-evropskega-prvenstva-v-sloveniji-bo-sencur/777649https://www.strava.com/segments/5282507
>>154003807https://www.delo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/kje-bo-pogacar-na-domacih-tleh-lovil-zlato-trasa-potrjena-cilj-ni-v-lj
>>154003807Dictator of the sport
>>154003807>2018 KOMhe's gonna take like a minute off that
>>154003807Good luck finding a mountain in Slovenia were he does not hold the komJust saying
why are women road cyclists so ugly but women mtbers are hot?
Tomorrow Fish should at least win by 40 seconds.
Paris-Camembert fever
>>154007417>why are porn stars more attractive than pro athletes
>>154001440No sir, I heard there is 3 drops of rain and a wind gust coming. No mountains in basque country
>>154007506Hope he yells at Memco to pull before attacking and pulling away from the favorites group.
how many more sleeps until roubaix
>>15400932016 sleeps after you wake tomorrow
Ven Der Poel gave up, clear as day. >wasn't much slower>still level>arsegreen could have faded just the sameThis is why this man is worse than Wout. Even in DDV Wout pushed to the line. MVDP is a bitch.
>>154009667assgreen was soo good man, now he's maybe not even in the top 5 danish rouleurs.
>>154009720Randomly fell off a cliff. I liked him a lot. I remember his tour stage that came out of the blue. Danes have fun riders I feel. Not out and out favorites but fun 2nd and 3rd tier riders who work hard and pull off very well earnt victories. Valgren is one of my favourites. Never like mads though. Always thought he was exceptionally boring in every sense.
>>154009795>Randomly fell off a cliffI think he was just on of the guys who used covid years for their maximum advantage
E3 Saxo Classic ME (1.UWT)Harelbeke - Harelbeke208.5kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/e3-harelbeke/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.e3saxoclassic.be/web/content/62354?unique=575b50d90b4949d3464118cd0b151bbcf70c863e&download=trueLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/e3-harelbeke/2026/result/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza13:50 CET
Volta Ciclista a Catalunya (2.UWT)Stage 5La Seu d'Urgell - La Molina/Coll de Pal155.3kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-4-gcRoadbook:https://voltacatalunyafemenina.cat/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/VC26_LLIBRE-RUTA_MASCULINA_INTERACTIU.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-5/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE / TV2 / FloBikes14:20 CET
>>154013506>Coll de Pal
>>154003807>>154004572I can guarentee you he doesn't care at all about the parcours
>>154013506rampas
Li-Ning bros got their revenge finally
>>154013935based nigger zapper
>>154013863full australian podium
van der poel's easiest race of the season to win, i think. i've nevre heard of any of these guys other than stuyven and trentin
Felix Gall will surprise in the passes
>>154014139>i've nevre heard of any of these guys other than stuyven and trentinwhat
>>154014139Congratulations on waking up from your coma.
the squeakers are hallucinating now
>>154014425>insolent consistently God I love machine translations
They disrespected my boy Jeronimo by putting him on the B teamImagine the dopage at this race
>gc stage with 4500+m of climbing and horse category finish>cobbled hills classicciclismo
>>154013506>Due to the weather forest of wind, today's finish at LaMolina / Coll de Pal suffers a slight modification. The stage will finish 2,2 km before the original plan.Jonas is legit cursed
>>154014795Literally why?Whats the danger with win on a uphill finish?
>>154014924Wind*
>>154014795Also whats the wind direction on the climb? Seems like of it’s a headwind it could be a slurper
>>154014924maybe they're afraid Pidkek will be blown from the mountain
I like how axelgod said in his vinderbud of the stage that there would be no chance of the stage getting changed because the weather is nice and yet they did, is spanish RAI a bunch of cucks
>>154014924The fences and finish line stuff gets blown away
>>154015065Just dont put it up, paint a line on the road
E3 sexo time
>>154015138Is the poster this year good?
>>154015174It’s Eline De Munck she used to be a famous thot. I mean she’s still famous but post wall kinda stuff milf
>>154009652that's a lot of sleeps :(
>>154015273I nutted a few times on her when she was featured in P-magazine back in the TMF days.
>>154015273>live op vtmhe won
>>154015331Fuck, I will have to swap between vtm and eurosport again to dodge the ad breaks. And worse, listen to him and baeckelands
>>154015309Prime Munck was a proppa Bimbo I preferred An Lemmens fat fucking tits tho
>>154015273it's too bad that there's no 2026 e3 harelbeke femmes race but at least women are getting some representation this way
>>154015356Ann also got some of my teenage love for sure, but I prefered Eline
>>154015410
>>154015413pholalalala myn jeugd komt zo terug
>>154015413
>>154015514Accurate.. but boobas though
1 attack so far(Remco) on all vuelta
>>154013482we live in Harelbeke
>>154015699No live footage yet, just some has-beens talking
33 Mathieu Van Der Poel25 Mads Pedersen19 Christophe Laporte17 Tim Van Dijke12 Florian Vermeersch9 Per Strand Hagenes8 Edward Planckaert7 Alec Segaert7 Frits Biesterbos7 Stan Dewulf7 Tobias Lund Andresen6 Joshua Tarling5 Luke Lamperti4 Jenno Berckmoes4 António Morgado3 Oscar Riesebeek3 Jasper Stuyven3 Dylan Vandenstorme3 Žak Eržen3 Aimé De Gendt2 Michael Gogl2 Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk2 Mathias Vacek1 Fred Wright1 Siebe Deweirdt1 Tibor Del Grosso1 Dylan Van Baarle1 LEWIS ASKEY1 Ben Turner1 Owain Doull1 LUKÁŠ KUBIŠ1 Kamil Małecki1 Yevgeniy Fedorov1 Gianni Vermeersch1 Henri-François Renard-Haquin1 Matys Grisel1 Mick Van Dijke1 Matteo Trentin1 Warre Vangheluwe1 Lander Loockx1 Valentin Madouas1 Anthony Turgis1 Romain Grégoire1 Thibaud Gruel1 Pierre Gautherat1 Hartthijs De Vries1 Axel Huens1 Laurence Pithie1 Otto Vergaerde1 Sander De Pestel1 Hugo Hofstetter1 Bjorn Koerdt1 Jonas Abrahamsen1 Mike Teunissen>6======2 Mathieu Van Der Poel Mads Pedersen Florian Vermeersch Per Strand Hagenes Edward Planckaert Joshua Tarling>OPTAKT ENJOYER>/pinot/
>>154015198Looks like a quad drone rotor.
>>154014139Why is mads not considered a favorite over Laporte? Has he really fallen off so far already? I think I recall he was ill or crashed earlier this season. But I thought Laporte died a death after the visma UCI nerf.
Mads spotted
>>154015710it's his second race after his crash
>>154015710Laporte has already shown good form this season while Mads only came back (unexpectedly) for MSR
kinda risky to let Solar and Piganzoli into break
>>154015754Pig is a satelite rider
>>154013506we live in Catalunya
>>154015828can't believe the stage wasn't cancelled altogether, this is mayhem weather
Jonas did the thing
>>154015870women from yesterday must feel real silly right now
>>154015889they are feeling a little stupid
>>154015926being a UAE hjaelper in 2026 is a dangerous job
not your typical grande name
Scatagoonya will finish before Entertainment Expo?
>>154015960yeah
This non-threatening pace from Bora is incredibly fucking annoying to watch
>>154015962Yeah they are both scheduled on the same channel I am watching I see now Nice Fridays ciclismo
whenever there are two races going on, always pick the one with the most Evenepoels to watch
>>154015995With the most cobbles*
CHUTE DE VISMA
CHUTES EVERYWHERE
they're chuting at the exact spots with yellow warning tape
/elite/ crashed
is the race neutralized?
oooooofff
>>154016076it wasn't mcnulty, it was pericas
Why are there no lake-scattered mountains covered in pine trees in my country
cagie alert
Cars? wtf
vingegaard about to sit on evenepoel's wheel for the remainder on the stage because he doesn't want to win a stage like this
Oh the humanity
this race acting alot like a race in Shitaly
>>154016096Why is he such a boring cunt
i have a feeling that Jonas is gonna get dropped by Remco today
I fucking hate those thin deadly speed bumps
>>154016121Nah, today is 2 days after a crash for Evenepoel. It's Remcover
>>154016121Unless you mean that Memco is going to /heem/ him, I don't see it.
eating some fiskefrikadeller for lunch in honour of the fishman
>>154016137>2nd day after a crashhow could i forget
>>154016144i had this
SLUUUUUUUUUURP
The slurp before the storm
>>154016156based
come on Jonas, send kussen to the front and send it
someone please smash it alreadyidc if Jonas goes solo with 10 km to go, I just want to see everyone actually riding hard
traffic jam at E3
wake me up when the slurping ends
Munton lachee
>>154016213No surprise, i know this area really well and the Achteraan peloton climb is very difficult with small roads and some really tough percentages
Quintaner lachee
LANDISMO WELL AND TRULY ALIVE IN BIG 2026
LANDISMO
Quintanabros...
Cicco gonna end up winning the stage
man, a landa attack looks slower than most climbers just accelerating while seated
Kussen is on the frontits time
Everyone bullying Visma this is not fair!
deja vu chute
elitebros.......
Gall er gal
>>154016262
>>154016265until he properly drops I just assume he isn't going one watt over or under what he planned to do
lipowitz will be a good springboard for the evenepoel attack
> Zingle flat tube
reminder never to count almeida out until the finish
>>154016286You mean to carry him when he lachee's?
>>154016271Anglicise every name. It's therefore Gall like ball or hall or cool.
ATTAQUE FISH
ATTAQUE FISHMAN
is that fucking vpp in memcos wheel
weak ass attack from Jonas and the steep part is already overdet slut
If lipo wins I have improvised currywurst from the takeaway later (smoked sausage supper and curry sauce)
attaque sponsored by pcs
remcobros?
Remco starts to look at his gears
Remco about to CRACK
>>154016286>>154016296Its not even a question of 'if' but 'when'
grupo almeida-evenepoel very soon
evenepoel isn't at 100%
the dopeur is solo! wow that was quick
>>154016328Lipowitz however is pretty good
I’m probably going to order it anywayWant something lighter than pizza
>>154016326a true ciclismo duo classique
How does the mountain go “steep face” -> perfect little flat area for the road -> another steep face offset from the previous steep face by a road width? Why arent the faces aligned
now it makes perfect sense why Remco wanted to win that stage so bad and was seethingit was his only chance in this race
I expected the Fish to crush them but I didn't think Remco would be that bad.
>>154016356
>>154015954
Those who said Remco will end up #2 rider can cash in now
>Jonas already 1 minute on Remco
>>154016356that's what I said
vingegaard looking like a lock for the giro d'italia GC
>can't even drop Blobloblo
>>154016358remco literally staged a crash in order to have an excuse
maybe he need to go at altitude without his wife next time
>vpp beating memcoquickstep curse is back?
where the fuck is Landawhere the fuck is Pidcockwhere the fuck is Almeidawhere the fuck is Onleywhere the fuck is Mas
remco sitting up to protect lipo's GC attempt. that shows great humility and team spirit for the rider with #1
E3 is soon on Taaienberg
I thought Tom P would try something at least
>>154016416he crashed
Van Dijke dopage
Jonas wins
Gall is such enigmatic rider. you never know with him
looks like the e3 is in a beslissende plooi folks
>Jonaswinslolnow over to grugwinslol
Where MADS???
>>154016446no idea
>>154016358>I didn't think Remco would be that badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCzhBNzIBw
Ciccone not even top ten
>>154016446spotted
UAE in shambles without the Slovenian. Very embarrassing
>>154016446probably didn't have the strength to follow the slag >van dijkevan der poel solo
GRUG SMASH
Who is going to do the honors and complain that Van Der Poel is wasting matches? 63km on this terrain is needless.
>>154016481Fads Fraudersen
>>154016492he still pursuing the break
>>154016456GC
Is it Pidcockover?
wuyts comparing everything to and constantly bringing up van aert is while he's the best in the business
Wouldnt bet a dime on who's gonna podium this. (apart from grrugwins ofc)
Grug almost caught the break
Love when an elite rider catches a break of jobbers and they all look in awe
Tratnik in chasse patate
h-hayai!
beast mode
Lamas spotted>its not a Lama but that other one
Mads alive
>115. PIDCOCK Thomas +29:04
>>154016656It's okay, he's French
>>154016694Did not see the crash but that sounds like a DNS tomorrow
CAM ON FADS
you now remember Arnaud De Liewhat's he up to?
Stuyven looks so old
wild boomer appears
excessive amount of vehicles
>>154016656optical illusion, from the side of the road it looks like a pretty long distance but in actuality it's just like 5 meters
My bike is back from service and now I can ride it :)
only 25 seconds now
>>154016895Overflowing with soul
Pog will win RVV easily I'm afraid
>>154016919RVV was never in doubt, it's P-R that is in play
It was stupid for him to go so long. Whether he wins or not, retard grug is back. He never left I guess.
they see him
>>154016924van der Poel's 2024 and 2025 E3 wins were about 40km solos. Today he again went solo about 40km fromt he finish.
>>154016956it was 60+, the 10 seconds with the breakaway doesnt count
c'est fini
LMAO bunch of bitches
Kek, pure G2 retardation in it's purest form
lol
Kek what a kwabs
POKER
KWAB what a bunch of KWAKs
incredible. Grug wins due to G2 slurpage extraordinaire
he can't believe the slurping
The smartest grug
Bruh mathieu fleeced them
they really thought Vermeersch would pull the entire last 1.5 km
This semen slurping sport isn't for me i think
G2 syndrome strikes again
That is the different between the world class riders and the rest of them. These gay little faggot games riders play with each other to save a slither of energy but leave the race entirely open. Mentality of retards. Very european style of racing. An anglo buck closes that gap every day. I complain that anglo's do too much work, and they lose often because of it, but at least they ensure they have a chance to win. This absolute nonsense racing style infuriates me.
that was so retardedhe was even sitting up
>>154017036He played them i think, sat up to get them thinking about sprinting for the win and then spent whatever he had left.
van der Poel and M. Pedersen are now both have 60 professional wins.
>>154016993Wout 100% would have won today
>>154017043It was a 10 second effort to finish closing gap. Grug had accepted he was caught. I want to hear an interview. I bet he can't believe how stupid they were
>>154017052he said he didn't have a sprint in him in the end
all them burnt matchesno chance against the Slovenian menace nowhe should consider skipping flanders if he wants Roobay
the most retarded example of G2 syndrome kicking in
why did grugg burn all his matches and then some for this race?
>>154017067Couldn't blame Vermeersch, he basically closed the gap alone. Dewulf was surviving. Abrahamsen seemed ded judging from his (lack of) spurt.This means the labrats are AGAIN to blame for not pulling
>>1540171203E3 sounds fun
real talk. how do we cure G2 syndrome?
nice
>>154017135Lambo happy
>racing is when no one wants to race
>>154017167Why are N*rwegians like this
>Zingle DSQ
>>154017167Woutism is an infectious disease, it seems
>>154017242Did a Nibali.
>>154017242I was wrong >>154016698
>>154016384>remco literally staged a crash in order to have an excuserage quit
what is remco's problem
Because his co-leader Lipowitz was able to hang on just a little longer, Evenepoel had to take on a supporting role among the chasers. " Lipo (Lipowitz) was at the front, so it wasn't up to me to chase," Evenepoel explained. "There wasn't great cooperation in our group, with riders taking turns attacking; otherwise, we might have ridden towards the group ahead of us. But for us, that situation was okay: there were just the two of us."Evenepoel was also able to put into perspective the fact that he had to let Vingegaard—his biggest competitor—ride ahead. "His attack was very hard, especially with that crosswind. So it wasn't easy to follow," he said."But once the groups were formed, due to the situation that unfolded, I had a few kilometers where I wasn't suffering. Maybe there was more to get out of it, but this is still a good result for the team. The gaps to the second and third place finishers aren't huge either."He tells it all calmly and relaxed. "Yes, for me it's all okay too. It's a different feeling to ride with another strong climber. Then we can divide the tasks a bit and use each other. I was able to wait for my sprint because of him; he didn't have to ride at the front because I followed."Remcobros we are so back, this is just taking a step back to take two steps forward, we're playing the team tactics game super well
>“I was drinking on the descent and misjudged a corner," he said in a statement after the stage. "I overshot it and went down the ravine. It was like one of these horror crashes you see, but I’m very lucky that I am OK. I'll go for a check but I think I'm OK.>“I am lucky I could talk on the radio," he added. "I was far from the road and nobody knew I was there. I’m happy I could finish the stage.”>His team statement said "initial assessments are reassuring, with no immediate signs of serious injury". He is due to undergo a medical assessment this evening.
>>154017769>Pidkek>Remco>falling into ravine
>>154017067it was like watching the women
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GCafterE3-HARELBEKE
>>154017067I don't count this as G2 syndrome. For me G2 syndrome me is not chasing down the leader because you have ulterior motives or you're not interested in going all-in for the win. But this was a couple of guys willing to lose in order to win rather than close the gap for a guaranteed top 5 place, which is based and strongmind
>>154017769Crazy
>>154018833Tommeke toch
>>154016096lmao
>>154017133They have to start pay each other to work, like in the good old days.
>>154017494>so it wasn't up to me to chase>on camera pulling multiple times
>>154017769best downhiller btw
>>154016456>J. Vingegaard Hansen>Vingegaard Hansen
>>154017769>Dne hand off the bras at 80kph downhill on a winding road>FallHow can Adam Hansen blame the organizers for this?
>>154019708Slipped a nice little gotcha post in there didn't you. Feel proud? Feel clever? How many XC MTB Olympic gold medals do you have sister?
>>154021817Felt very clever, thank you for noticing. I'm actually a redeemed Pidcock hater. Leaving Ineos was the right choice.
>>154021879Pidcock is a nomad. He is his own entity unlike the rest of the chumps who commit themselves as company men. He's one of us.
anyone actually saved that picture of britzos cock and balls from last summer
Volta Ciclista a Catalunya (2.UWT)Stage 6Berga - Queralt158.2kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-5-gcRoadbook:https://voltacatalunyafemenina.cat/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/VC26_LLIBRE-RUTA_MASCULINA_INTERACTIU.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-catalunya/2026/stage-6/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE / TV2 / FloBikes14:55 CET
>>154016895
>"In my opinion, Per made no mistakes, because like what I just mentioned, there was very good collaboration, that was the reason they almost caught back Van der Poel," Visma DS Arthur Van Dongen told Cyclingnews and Domestique.>"We were close, so it was possible, but in the final kilometre Vermeersch took a long [turn] then Per took over so was also good, but then Abrahamsen decided to not pull anymore and then it was over.>"Dewulf was already a long time in the break, so OK, but it was Abrahamsen and he decided to not pull anymore. He's free to do that, everyone has his own tactics, but in our opinion Per made no mistakes.">As Van Dongen said, the group had been working well together, but it was that split-second of all four riders hesitating that meant it was the podium and minor placings for the chasers, not the win."Per did nothing wrong, it's dopped up ape to blame!"
>>154028246this is only true is they were still 5 seconds behind. they were literally 5 metres behind. now let's see Sir Horner has done a video on this
>>154028314only De Wulf has a benefit of doubt in that group 2bh. all others are just retarded
>>154028185that Pradell climb kinda rampa
>DNS piddler
>>154028955he got swollen knee
>>154029036woutesque
>>154029036oof
>>154028221kino
>>154029036Beedcock
berts
>>154029757nothingburgerino
Carapaz is in this race. Is he in the furiously weak and disrepair stage of his career
Fads Fraudersen not starting Wevelgem
In Flanders Fields - From Middelkerke to Wevelgemhas to be downgraded on monument rankings now for the silly name changeand don't get me started on the Dauphine
>when its finally easter vacation
BAM we're back
>>154030110ngl i look ALOT like Salby
Cowardly
>>154030118of course you do
>>154030150rude
>>154028185we live in Catalunya. there was some big chute earlier
alright quick trip to the supermarked to get snacks
>>154030173former Giro winner Tao Geoghegan Hart evenhad to abandon
ultra mythical 20km Jonas solo on next climb
or is Jonas gonna attack on this one? surely not
kek
>>154030456
RAMPAS INHUMANAS EXTRAODINERE
>>154030456One of our Danes for sure
Holy RAMPAS kino
Cool we got some flag shaggers. Proper filthy tramp looking commies too.
CIAn attacking his former team
>>154030456>catalan nationalist>writes in english
was about to comment on the pristine road but this downhill part is like a gravel course
>>154030703
>>154030703I can't climb
>>154030703>>154030720
surely Bora gotta be riding for Lipo now
Bora fake pacing
>Remco hjælper for LipoSporza commentators look away
Good pace by Remco. Best paid domestique in cycling
>Hindley>Kussynr they're GT winners
this race turned out pretty lame for the quality of the startlist
>>154030970I blame memco
>>154030958>Hindleydoesn't count>Kussgifted
>>154030966drama queen
>>154030970Jonas just too good / remco is shit
>>154030970Maybe if they would stop calling in the retarded weather protocol they could actually race
i would not sit behind Remco on this descent
>>154030958At least Indlei earned his
Jonasissies we are isolated
>>154031012doesn't matter. he can solo these jobbers
Bahrain with most riders in G1they're back on the juice
very tricky descent
>>154031012more like Jonasissies we are getting a free ride by Remco to the win
>>154031026no then Eulalio would be up the roadI miss the cheeky no decency Bahrain
since when was Remco such a demon on descents
>>154031041Rolling descent
They already conceded victory
Paying millions Evenepoel so that he can pull on the flat for Lipowitz in the "Volta a Catalunya"
>>154031107i dont think Redbull cares much, they got that infinite money
Up or under a minute for Vingo on this climb?
>>154031131as if Remco isn't worth the money anyway. of course he is
felix....
>>154031134jonas does not HAVE to attack soooo 30-45 seconds ish
who is this Afonso Eulálio lad
>>154031209300+ km specialist
ngl Jonas looks cookedpedalling very heavy
Cararat lachee
>>154031209Volta legend.
>>154031218That's he pedals whe he's good
it's a sign of failure that evenepoel is in this position but it is cool that he's working completely for lipowitz
>>154031232if he was feeling good he would be sitting behind Remcothere is 0 wind on this climb so no reason to sit second last
Will someone attack or another slurpmaxx incoming
>>154031260Lipo has to try and attack Jonas
organisers are going to stop and shut down that view party
>>154031240they said the same about Riis on Hautacam
Lenny tightens shoes. attacks imminent
>>154031269nah Riis was doing it to aurafarm
>>154031265Nah this is a battle for 3rd
>>154031265Yup
Jonas attacks
Jonas doing seated attacks now........trying to do like Pogi?
>>154031240
i think vingegaard uses doping
lipowitz has to step up
Ez for Jonas
>>154031289well i did think he looked not so fresh but it was just poker like >>154031269 said
Remco best Vingegaard domestique today
Fishboy bulked up a bit?
Lipo not giving up
Why does Lenny never wanna pull? Makes no sense
vingegaard e-bike failure
Lipo really is Ulle reborn
>>154031317essential attitude for a good GC runner
Jonas looks back a bit too much
>>154031327He learnt from his grand father
>>154031333>(0) itt winsyeah, no.
Damn Martinez is dirty ngl
not that impressive from Jonas only winning by 10 seconds
*kissu*
>only 9sWeak
i always hope one of these young GC guys is able to compete with jonas or pogacar, but they are just so ahead of the rest that the tour de france will just be jonas vs pogacar and letting everyone else ride away
>>154031362Enough for any GTs in which Pogacar does not take part in.
>>154031382Sexass might win this Tdf unironically
>>154031382>forgetting Seixas the future 2026 Itzulia winner
Martinez and Gregoire are the most squeaky looking riders out there
>>154031394del toro more likely.
>>154031362>>154031387he just won P-N by the biggest margin in a century. he can afford a little break
>>154030703kino
>>154031411He can't climb
>>154031429lol
>>154031423yea its not all doom and gloomim not coping but it looked like this win was a calculated effort because there is also tomorrows stage
>>154031431GC
Vingegaard has now more pro wins than the very active rider Chris FROOME
>>154031437It's true, he's not the same profile of gc machine like fish, contador, vroom like seixas instead is
>>154031441waar UAE eh?
>>154031431>Drop the Hansen. Just 'Vingegaard'. It's cleaner.
>>154031463useless without Pog or Toro
>>154031464>Drop the Hansen. Just 'Rasmussen'. It's cleaner.
>>154031444
>Jonas Vingegaard climbed Santuari de Queralt in 13 min 35 sec, beating Tadej Pogacar's time from 2024 by 20 secondspogisissies pack it up, its over
remco pulled for lipo for the last 40km's and dropped everyone and still managed to come in at 17 seconds from lipo... that's a good effort
>>154031508dopage hair on Cicco looks good
>>154031394>>154031399yeah, i hope. i just hope it's not something like seixas, del toro, lipowitz, pelizari, evenepoel, onley, lenny martinez just never being taken seriously and pogacar + vingegaard are just in their own private race and don't even react or blink to anyone else because that is getting tiresome
>>154031524pog just blasting off at 50 km left without a team was getting real fucking tiresome
eh
>>154032117lol
after Jonas wins the Giro he should be made a Knighthe aint ever getting a OL medal but having won all three GT's is good enough i guess
kek. Visma almost got robbed
On the final climb, I just rode at a hard pace. In the end, I only lost about ten seconds to "Lipo" and Martinez."You might wonder whether I shouldn't have gone for the stage win myself. But then the race would have unfolded differently. With this tactic, I did a good job for"Lipo", but also for myself, because I am still gaining a lot of time on the guys behind me."Evenepoel is determined not to finish the tour without a victory. "Tomorrow's stage to Barcelona should suit me. The general classification is more or less settled, so I think there should be room to try something."
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_lotjD4PH6Y
>>154032324
>>154032852Why are the italians like this?
>>154032852Amazing
>>154032852lmao
https://ita.sport/ita-tue-dashboard/so apparently tons of athletes are taking ritalin and amphetaminelegally, of course
>>154032852is he trying to punch in a carwindow with his bare fist?
>>154032632>The general classification is more or less settled, so I think there should be room to try something.I don't think VPP and Quick Step would agree with this.
>>154033642From ITA website:>The International Testing Agency (ITA), confirms that it has notified Iraqi rider Wehbi Abdullah of an adverse analytical finding (AAF) for stanozolol. Here is the link to the browser-based tool of which your image is a screenshot of: UCI is at 323 applications.https://ita.sport/ita-tue-dashboard/
>>154033706They cheat openly in front of everyone but some people still think they would never use PEDs
white handlebar tape gay or based?
ez
>>154032852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLIL38pJ2xg
>>154034302Based if you can replace it frequently enough. My dad used to put it on my bike when I was a teen. Looked flash as fuck at races. After a few months it gets grotty.
>>154032852what part of London is this?
>154036242>LondonLondon does not look that scary these days. The nafri's in belgium and france are grotesque. Some of the shit coming out of france and italy is insane.
>>154017067This is insane, did every one of these riders have a "directeur sportif" shouting in their ear to not work?How did not one of these riders see one of the top cyclists in the world clearly flagging and decide not to catch him???
>>154018663>giving upa chance at taking first place to secure 2-5th placeyeah, no wonder everyone calls 90% of the peloton weakmind these days
we are about to die, rusbert a new thread por favor
>>154045206on it
new thread >>154045618new thread >>154045618new thread >>154045618
