SERIE A ROUND 30>Friday 20th March 202618:30 Cagliari 0 - 1 Napoli20:45 FC Genoa 0 - 2 Udinese>Saturday 21st March 202615:00 Parma 0 - 2 Cremonese18:00 AC Bbilan 3 - 2 Torino20:45 Juventus 1 - 1 US Sassuolo>Sunday 22nd March 202612:30 Como 5 - 0 Pisa15:00 Atalanta 1 - 0 Hellas Verona FC15:00 Bologna 0 - 2 S.S. Lazio18:00 AS Roma - Lecce20:45 Fiorentina - InterReminder to keep it frosty, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, count the mentions of your team in the thread, water your plants, tip your village rapist and stay tagliatelle-pilled.Previous: >>153931074
negru
Sarri Sama I kneel
King Kenneth
Vinny Italian raters real quiet today
funnily enough I nearly posted that kenny had a quiet game before he got his first. ken doll is a big improvement over gwen in the goal contribution department
>>153967880it would have taken some special retardation to think Bologna was going to win after Thursday's match tbqh
>>153967883he is playing in vecino position as center attackingDele is replacing guendouzi (downgrade)
>>153967816Bit antisemitic
>Westen Schinken also losing Tudorbros... there's still hope
missed some gobbi kino. im whole weekend and few days in a cottage drinkin and eating with the frasinter game gonna watch but cant spam prolly
I had a dream about Awoniyi playing for Lecce
>>153968026kino. enjoy yourself interking
>>153968026>in a cottage drinkin and eating with the fraswtf finnbro das gay
>scamacca ded>still no di nardo call upShitalia doesn't the deserve to go to the world cup
Need Lecce to do the needful
>>153967982>a random local dialect in flemish uses schinke for ham toofucking limburgers
>>153968215artistico call up when ?
>>153968215These days it's no longer enough for Italian players to have talent, a body covered in stylish tattoos and a level head to get called up, they also need an honest agent who has never heard of blackmail
>“A Tottenham fan is not just supporting a club, he is entering a long-term relationship with hope deprivation, public humiliation and the occasional burst of beauty designed purely to keep the bond alive,” explains Alistair MacCallum, a Spurs season-ticket holder of 40 years.First Tudor with the pottery, now this. Kino
for me, it's Giuseppe Ambrosino Di Bruttopilo
>>153968418Serie B is full of name kinoVicenzo ugo di levaDuccio degli innocenti Andrea Adorante kike perezGabriele Artistico
Duccio Degli Innocenti
>>153956872Pokopenda, the game where instead of finding asleep Pókemon as Ditto to help rebuild the region so that one day humans may come back to live in it, you help Openda find his goles so that he may one day find Comolli a justification for his 40m pricetag.
>>153968530>Gabriele ArtisticoWhy did I snort
They tried to hurt OUR Paixao...
>>153969106>Ngoy
>>153969106Oy vey
Peesally
>Coach of 9th level Italian team diguised himself as a priest in order to attend a match for which he was banned. He then proceeds to enter the pitch to kick an opponent and celebrate a goal, gets suspended for 4 months.
>>153969954based
>>153969954Pure calcio
Arsenal lost :)
>>153969954least based calcio teacher
Nicobinho Pvaz
>Little Angel is alive
if they were Englishmen in New York they'd be called Andrew Cock and Nick Dycks
>>153970654ynr andy dick
don't know why but I have the feeling inter will soil their britches
forza inter
today we find out just how much of a professional choker Mr Chivu is
+10m
they cant catch a fucking break thank god its over so quickly i will now focus on the derby
Fiorentina's defense is tragic
>Francesco Pio Esposito :/>Francois Pious Agambewa Exposuè:O
La Viola's defence was like Angela White's legs with how easily it gets opened up
>>153971621Fun fact: John Cazale was in only five films; The Godfather, The Conversation, The Godfather: Part II, Dog Day Afternoon and The Deer Hunter, each was nominated for Best Picture. Yet today most people don't even know his name.
I still find it hard to believe Dodo is Brazilian with those feet of his
1-0 already?Viola bros...
>>153971703>tfw no town's bike calcio gf to hurl racist slurs at the zingari and negrus on the pitch with.
>>153971688>mfw I see Church enter the pitch this Thursday
>Sommerd don't let Kean's negrata distract you from the fact Inter's defence is getting raped by current year La Viola worse than a Jj fan in a dark alley of Detroit
>Arsenal defender Jurriën Timber has withdrawn from the upcoming international break with the Netherlands national team. National team manager Ronald Koeman has called up Lutsharel Geertruida as his replacement, the KNVB announced on Sunday.You now remember Geertruida
>>153971978I never forgot him. Him and Malacia
with lookman inter would have been playing against arsenal in 3 weeks
Kino home kit with the black shorts, away kit looking grimmer than any Juventus transfer window in the last 5 years
Tyrell malancia
>>153972141Is that orange boland?
>>153972185God, now that you point that out it's even worse
>>153972141look like something Konami would use for Roma's aways shirt if they didn't have the rights for the original
aren't you supposed to leave the pitch if you get ice sprayed by the physio???
>>153972517Not when the tackler gets a card
>>153972517Not if I get hard
who the fug is harrison
>>153972616Dexter's son
Is this /laliga/?
I got my mind set on ViolaI got my mind set on Viola
there is no way Inter goes home with 3 points
pongracic is a total retard
The best Nintendogs game was Golden Retriever
>Barellathere is no way >we qualify lol
just a swiss strakosha (whats the difference)
sommer OUT
YOU'RE BOTTLING THE LEAGUEYOU'RE BOTTLING THE LEAGUE THIRD TIME IN FIVE SEASONS YOU'RE BOTTLING THE LEAGUE
how much more will inter fans have to ndour> until they realize the romanian is riding on inzaghis wave like slot last season
get tikus off
>>153972786anon...
>chivu on total strangulation course>bbilan catching up>Marmotta teletransports behind you*mullahs get the call*>iraniano launches an intercontinental ballistic calcio attack>with 6 Matchdays to go serie ass is cancelled and printer declared winnerMarmotta league
Nahuel Molina (Udinese legendo) golazo
>>153972799they all look the same to me, please understand
>>153972784Inzaghi's wave? The 5-0 CL Final loss wave? The choke one of the easiest scudettos of all time wave? the drop everything you are doing to go get the Saudi bag without telling anyone wave?
>>153972846watch them get liquidated next season (if they dont manage to do it this one)
Faggioli can always find a job as and iron dome launcher
how much has inter been paid off these last two months?
I wasn't joking when I said Napoli - Milan will be the title decider
borgo dio
what would be the implications of Patetico winning a champions league with what is essentially a serie a team?
>>153973027That somehow every single manager in this dog ass league is worse than Simeone and winning the Scudetto is worth less than finishing 3rd in LaLiga.
What happens in LaLiga?
*monkey noises*
>>153973136Stays in La Liga...
Fugg
>>153973204predict the points necessary to finish 1st, 4th and 17th
>>15397328385, 71 and 37
What if we buy Uruguayan former Udinese players
>>153973204If >we have to finish out of the top4 can >we at least drop to 11th? I just like the double digits that's all haha
>>153973399It's an obligation, it says right there in minuscule charactersIt isWe cannot avoid it
>>153973410Not if I cope enough
Yeah don't look up the latest Vicario
If tomorrow, calcio hits the fan, it's been a pleasure shitposting with everyone
Bvll of the day
>>153973204Printer will booty blast my riomma next
>>153973558That watch will be slurpier than Fortuna Sittard - Hoffenheim would be
La Gazzetta dello Sport: 13 Giorni Senza Calcio
>Igor Tudor missed the post-match press conference today for private reasons, citing a serious family situation - his father Mario passed away.F
>>153974254Nice, another dead crorat
top 3
the jarring gong of calcio
>Church ded>Cambiaghi INupgrade desu
Memphis is at the heart of a controversy FOR HAVING USED HIS PHONE DURING THE MATCH ON THE BENCH. This night, during the match between Corinthians and Flamengo, Memphis was caught on his phone right in the middle of the game.It was two members of the staff who asked him de r𝗮nger son téléphone. Memphis then spoke out on X:« My moment with the phone w𝘢s uniquely for communicating with the medical personnel at Pays-Bas at that moment. »
/mu/idea flavor flav inspired rapsona for Locatelli, name: Loc'a'clocka
Ricky Memphis Depay
>>153977360did I miss the latest market manipulation attempt?
>>153977484Yup, Barron can afford his very own P.Esposito now
Leonid R-ACKvinsky
Pinus Exposeito
Svrely allegri didn't win
brace for the twitteroid wave
RE9’s Grace is cool and all, but does she [redacted] like the daughters?No wonder younger generations’ brains are fucked, algorithms throwing stuff like this at them all day.
What do WE think of the new french nt jersey?? color TEALKe abominio
>>153977702
>>153977702Eatin box when it's that time of the month also known as the leiden libelNot the biggest fann but wouldn't say no
Giorgia KWABoni
Kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek allegri just confirmed he voted "No" because he hates poorfags
Curious case of mvtismo ITT
>every attacker dying >shrimpy still being ignoredkwab
kek
>>153978044It was actually GODez (anti-poorfag milanbvll) playing 4D chess
https://x.com/DSantanche/status/2036082336228409719factos
boomers finally lost
>Barcelona wants Cambiaso, Juventus is asking for €50 millionWhat kind of clownish timeline have we ended up in?
Polentoni more like Pomerdoni get it
>>153978056Than thinner than a [redacted] in boland 80 years ago
>>153978231I love this timeline!
Inzaghiesque performance from Merdoni and Scansvini
nobody cares lol
I care, keep posting kings
>>153978231a timeline in which grimbiasos replacement is going to be so bad that we will regret the 50m lmao
*signs zerbin*
>international cake
Cake?
Sad for Igor's dad ;_;
GEDI prime bros... John Elkonnen betrayed us...
>>153977931Just how can you get people to hate you so much you get 59% of people to vote for a technical referendum in Italy?
>>153979274>don't fix shit in 3 years despite having an absolute majority after god knows how many gubermints>can't solve the immigration crisis, instead you waste money building useless facilities in Albania >economy keeps tumbling down with no sign of stopping >useless bonuses after useless bonuses just like the previous two gubermints which have been rightfully criticized forgee I wonder how she did that
/tv/ idea: Daisy Edgar-Jones and Lily James personally come over to explain this whole referendum rigamarole and what impact it might have on Monsieur Comolli's upcoming mercato
Davis Edgar Jones
Tikus pls
davids edgar jones
Wopbros, some Italian foid was talking about the referendum you guys have today and said "there is no left in Italy"What level of delusion would you say this is.
>>153979693Extremely good post this is the 9th you've made over the past two months fra
why is serie a sponsored by cream cheese? They really said fuck it no one else will sponsor us so we’re getting sponsored by cream cheese
>>153979996Good source of protein
>>153979778She's not delusionalWe play 352, so there's no left winger on the field.
>international break>thread is slower than usual
>>153979778>there is no left in Italywrong, we have real communists and anarchists here, not woke libtards
>>153982427>not woke libtardswe have plenty of those too, just because they don't make news with their sheer idiocy doesn't mean they're non-existent
>in fact, there are only four players who play in a first division in the Northern Ireland team, from Lyons who does it in Scotland with Kilmarnock to the three (Ballard and Hume in Sunderland, Devenny at Crystal Palace) in the Premier League, putting an asterisk on Kieran Morrison who is on the fringes of the first team at Liverpool.Imagine losing to this lel
>>153982873SOVL
>>153982873It's never been done before
Albania was funny except when he made racist jokes about black players that was cringe
Zhegrove street
>>153979996it accurately reflects the mental fortitude of Italian teams in yurop
>The rulings in Nanjing and Hong Kong confirm it: Zhang lied about signatures and debts amounting to 30 billion. Inter shielded him by ensuring his wages were exempt from attachment, whilst the FIGC validated licences based on a confirmed case of insolvency abroad. The offence has been proven; the system was complicit.
If Italy does 4 man defence who should be the CB’s?Calafiori if his knee’s aren’t exploded? Who else?
cmon on italy score some fukken goles
>international bread
>>153983825how can I convince marotta to give me financial advice on my $500 shitcoins investment?
>>153983965you should exhibit your membership badges for this or that charity syndicate from San Luca first
Calcio/biz/idea shartylanta
kys grimoli
Kek remember that totally not a farsa match where calafiori randomly scored 2 goals against juventus during that week where they were supposed to buy him, but then rubentus remunted from 3-0 to 3-3 with 3 totally legit goals? It was one of the Montero matches
There have been 22 Italian World Cup winners who played for Juventus. This makes Juventus the club with the most Italian World Cup winners, with players from every Italian victory.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 22 Italian World Cup winners: This total includes players from Italy's four World Cup victories (1934, 1938, 1982, and 2006).( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) Club with the most winners: Juventus holds the record for the most Italian World Cup winners among any Italian club( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 1934 World Cup: Juventus formed the core of the squad, contributing multiple star players like Raimundo Orsi, Luigi Bertolini, Giovanni Ferrari, and Luis Monti to the winning team.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 1982 World Cup: Paolo Rossi, a Juventus player, was a key figure, winning both the Golden Boot and the Golden Ball awards for his performance.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 2006 World Cup: The squad featured multiple Juventus players, who played crucial roles in Italy's victory.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 1990 World Cup: While Juventus players like Salvatore Schillaci won the Golden Boot, Italy did not win the World Cup in this tournament.( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) Continuous contribution: Juventus is the only Italian club to have contributed players to every Italy national team since their first appearance in the second World Cup
>>153984227Now list the legit trophies
I decided that I will support Valentina in Amici 2026.
Resident Evil Code: Valentina
Nappi?
Lore reason for replacing a sign that says 0 with a different sign that also says 0?
>>153984374A mere excuse to get you to stop thotposting
Calcio /scotterrone/ idea: Desirent Evil
>Dávid Hancko has been named Slovakia’s Player of the Year of 2025!Thot? That Hancko Over There
>Desi rentDon't let Greg Lansky see this
>>153982427I thought that. Can you fill me in on what the referendum was about? I gave up Twitter for lent and "news" websites provide me with slop not information
How do you call you call people from the Papal States? Like someone who lived in Viterbo in 19th century for example?
>>153984653vassal of the Papal State would be my guess
Tummy aching
Is there a better example of a plastic customer than pic related
>>153984653Papalini
Pio Esposito is already better than el fenomenus Il Cignazzo di Utrechtazzo Marcozzo Van Bastozzo
Wings of redemption is streaming dark souls 2
kayode has been redeemed
https://x.com/DarkCigars/status/2036290086606688466You really really can't suffer in Genoa
Who is going to fall for the Salah trap?
>>153985375
>>153985375He's 100% going back to either Fiocretina or Riomma for the last dance gimmick
>>153985448Some sandy shithole is going to deliver him the silver armada purely because he's a muslim
It takes 8 days to clone someone
>>153985809proof?
>>153985949
Where did everybody go... it can't be... it must be the international break...
SorACK
There is only one hope for me, and it's called Imodium
>>153986246All the RAM in my house just let out a sign of relief
Devil May Cry Season 2 trailer is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbZYa3bWnVw
>>153987066Poor Tudor doesn't deserve to go through this
Can you believe this BS? Some idiot pruned my thread.
>>153989878maybe the janny in question is more sympathetic to the IMF
>>153986246You made me think Soros died (that would explain why Orban will lose the election)
the Sorosneri
>As reported on the front pages of Italian media, the first case of avian flu in humans in Europe has just been reported, in Italy. Patient zero is in Lombardy: he is described as a frail individual with underlying health conditions who is believed to have contracted the virus outside of Europe.Ruh roh, time to bring Salvator Mundio Esposito to safety asap
>>153990173yeah
Maignan flu
Hard r flu
calcio day?
lot of players almost injured and startin is not good. risk of wasting subspolitano will be big miss if he is not healhty
>politano will be big miss if he is not healhtyOh no! Not him!
>Elation, joy, and 'Bella ciao' chants. Some fifty judges were caught on camera inside the Naples courthouse, in the hall of the National Magistrates Association, singing their heart out after the first reports on the Italian referendum on judicial reform were shown, when specifically the 'No' vote overtook the 'Yes' vote, as the ballot count neared its conclusion. Also taking part in the celebrations at the court in the Campania regional capital is the Prosecutor General of Corte d'Appello, Aldo Policastro. Where exactly did the proceedings that crippled Italian football in 2006 take place, again?
tfw no calcio
>>153990599>old FIGC logohow ancient is the picture?
List of decent players gattuso can field:PioDi lorenzoPolitanoThat's itLiterally an allegri-tier miracolozzo if he manages to qualify for the world cup with this squad of pippazze
>>153990998Terronibvlls carrying shitaly as usual btw
>>153990531maybe orsolinos can carry if poli ded>>153990998di lorenzo is too old. he is negative impact nowadays
>>153990998WAIT WAIT WAITdi lorenzo is injured, kek gattuso needs to pull off an impresa epica
>decent players>di merdenzo
>international dead week
New fit
Don't check Madame's new post on X
Me on the left
Might be the internationalbreakfuel but I just read a Conceicao rumor for the post-Salah
>Como brings the NFL to Italy: five American football stars at the Sinigaglia stadium for the match against PisaFinally some real football
>>153991643You know that's not her because she never wears a bra, those dysgenic puffies haunt my dreams
>ManciniThey can't possibly lose nonetheless, r-right?
the gym solves itthis was revealed to me in a burning bush
>>153991869Better than last time at least
>3-5-2 fiat
>>153991811tacticos used to shill him like crazy because they took his stats out of context, Pool probably aren’t dumb enough to scam but maybe it causes another prem club to fall for it>>153991904Trvke
when is the game? i cant find streeems
>>153992120Tomorrow 20:45
>>153967801Dino Zoff looks like hes from the north of England
There are two germanos, right?The regular with the hello kitty island zingers is the jJ gernanoand the other is the one posting Asian women whenever Milan play, must be a milan germano But which one of them is LIDL Calcio remains the question
>>153990598Incredibly based
>>153991869Bastoni in the middle is grim stuff, but not as much as the whole attacking sector...
>>153992357Lidl calcio is also another jJ germano
>>153992448So there are three germanos?>Hello kitty adventure island gobbo>Lidl Calcio gobbo>Asian women posting milanista
>>153992510Or if you are into psyops one single schizo
Chapell Roan and Bastoni enter a hotel...
pio despacito
>There are increasing reports Inter are ready to sell Marcus Thuram for a huge profit, with Aston Villa and Newcastle United not put off by the €85m release clause.dog bless eplel
>>153993015Spend 30 of those on Yildiz and you have your player who can dribble drobble
>€85m for a player that turns 29 this augustEven for the whole Italian sports media knowingly inflating Inter's financials this is getting embarrassing
>>153993043newcastle spend gorillion million on 2 random shitters that dont score
shitters that are years younger than Thuram lol
>>153993078Woltemessi just turned 24 a couple of weeks ago
new chiavalentine kino is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmeiw_Gzgsk
Trannybang's
Yeah sorry guess I'm Mbappemaxxing then
I give credit where credit's due, that's a pretty gud poster from 'rrari
>>153993096Don't sleep on the /mlp/ easter egg
>>153993188I now remember when the Barneyfag posted on /seriea/
>>153993087They bought Wissa for like 55 millies to be fair lmfao
>>153993292Yeah, them panicking like that because of the whole Isak thing was hilarious. Really showed just how unprofessional football clubs are compared to actual corporate entities.
>>153993292All that to end up playing Anthony Gordon as the 9
>a weirdo riommer raped a female stray catwtf
Konebros...
>green applesMid, dropped it
For me, it's Jonagold's
>Israel, United States and Argentina vote against U.N. resolution to condemn slavery; UK and EU nations abstain.
goyvery
you can't spell slavery without slav
I can't orgasm if she doesn't wear a full-body clown makeup
>Makkelie will ref >ushahahaha it's so over
Fun fact, he was born on Curaçao
BVLL of the day is pic related
>Come mi guarda il 2 dell'Irlanda del Nord quotato a 11
>>153994663COGLIONE of the day is (you)
>>153991869>fw playmaking pons asinorum of Bastoni-Barella-Toenail
>>153967801The administration stole from their own club at Barca but didn't pay the refs for protection? Come on, man.
Tonight, Italia will win amici, don't worry about a thing, qualification is a sure thing
Amplifico mufa
>>153997893>Tonight, Italia will win amicidoes Maria De Filippi know this?
It's just Northern Ireland dude lol
>>153997147cope and seethe commie
Macedonia too was northern, but it didn't stop Berardi from departing
>>153991224Dont reply to the schizoDammit im a day late.>>153991869Grim
>Gennaro Gattuso: "I'm still young and I'm in charge of an entire country. I will not deny that in the last seven months, listening to 'Sir, take us to the World Cup' every day... the pressure is enormous."
>>153998197>Maria De FilippiDo not get the reference>>153993726The modern egalitarian epoch(The emancipation of outsiders &c) is purely a construct of the "protestant" Christian mind, and its rudiments are completely foreign to the Asiatic mind that only complies superficially if at all and lacks the substratum for comprehension. The goal is to have a paradigm shift where might makes right and install a global dictator at Jerusalem that will rule over the nations(with a rod of iron &c.)
>>153998418she's the executive producer/creator of Amici, an undignified TV spectacle in which the vilification of music is fed to an audience unaware of its own out-of-step BMI and addiction to sucrose
cmon italy score some golerinos. i got night fabbrica so gonna be back just in time for game maybe
>>153998338not gud. should only pick strong minded maybe technically weaker players so they dont shit themselves.
>>153991869Iggy azalea freestyle/10
>Italian newspaper Corriere dello Sport mocks the National Team ahead of the match vs Northern Ireland with their front page cover: "The cover image was generated by AI: we couldn’t find any young people who were quite as happy to cheer on the national team."
>>153998761Zarbonzaroni I kneel
>>153998761the criticism would be justified if the sports press had not openly contributed to the anti-meritocratic chaos, not to mention the general climate of scepticism, plaguing Italian football across the board
I'm tempted to out 50 on norfern Ireland even though I believe >we'll lose the match afterwards
>The ADL has launched a leaderboard to rate multiplayer video games for how well they combat antisemitism.>The lowest ranking games, meaning with the least protections for Jews and other minorities, are currently Counter Strike 2 and PUBG, with Fortnite in first place.wtf I just uninstalled BF6 and installed CSGO
Hey /seriea/, I would like to plug the Viking factory(in case you are willing to join the revolution): usually, you can get their quality products at a very low cost, but they maintain 50% rights, so that if you decide to resell, half the new price, which you are free to set, goes back to them. I really think they can establish the new mentality that is focused on upward mobility in the ranks.
For me, it's biking factory
>>153999581why would De Laurentiis care about that?
>>153999864He got goy beamed
WOULD.
>>154000000Based Italiano MILF Hunter
>>154000000Is that Lara loomerWhat’s wrong with you Giuseppe
So what happens when calcio shart itself for the third time in a row?
>>154000000Digits confirm she is now my wife
>>154000026>MILFShe's 32 and not a mom
>>154000000>Loomer jump scare
https://youtu.be/4LK09IIjmq0?si=ZcbbtTr7Z3twscfhI used this video to finish my goon sesh at least 3 times, just look at the comments kek
>>154000000wasted, hope you wake up stiff
Literally not even poorfags are supporting this iteration of the NT so I feel like this time the right thing to do is to support them (the NT, not PFs). Also since poorfags think shitaly is getting eliminated, they not only will easily qualify for the WC, but I'm also putting a comfy cinquecentello on it. Also easy semifinals at the WC.
>>154000000Based
What the fuck does "CIE BIZOGNO DI UNA RIVOLUZZIONE" mean exactly when talking about muh sistema calcio italiano? Gravina (or whoever shitalians learned exists today) bad because he doesn't personally lab-grow good players?
>Ligue 1Lol, lmao
>>154000000Wasted
>>154000077>another change of the FIGC logo>no new candidates for the election of the federal leadership>FIGC president raises his own larval salary tenfold for the second time in five years>dissolution of the national referee association to bring in another batch of lackeys, but this time posing as professionals (it's going to happen regardless of qualifying or not)>grand, empty calls from politicians in Rome and CONI officials to overhaul the "sistema calcio">the appointment of a new guru, ie someone idolized by the gullible retards, as federal commissioner like Sacchi in 2014, to jointly oversee the operations and technical guidelines of federal facilities (leading to more convoluted mess)>no one daring to point the finger at the parasitic agents who dictate the callups with mounting significancethe usual
>Chat Contr-ACKThe EPP do be seething
>>154000000What I would give for an Italian wife
I feel bad not being able to post on here as often recently. I hope you cunts miss me as much as I miss you. Greek bvll, happy Independence Day I hope you had some gyros.Tonight remember one thing; whether you are a based remigrazione supporter or a disgusting piddino no voter, whether you’re a Naboletan bag thief or a Milanese poorfag poster, whether you are a largely peaceful Boldrini voting rapist or a law abiding salt of the earth mo poster… We all share the same thing… >our shirt is blue>our sacred land is green>our skin is white unlike the French baboons and the English pigs>our blood is red and ready to be spilled to defend the homeland just as >our ancestors spilled theirs
>>154000000this post will be why italia qualifies to the mondial
>Comuzzooof
damn what a goal
Müldür spotted
Gravina was rude to my club so I won't watch the Italia
The shitalians said "we'll send our calcio players" - which aren't the best calcio players by the way, they are toys compared to what we have
seeing it live I don't like the new kit tbqh
Who are the Ursula von der Leyen and Charles Michel of calcio?
>>154001020I remember seeing a Charles Michel Bonko edit but I'm not sure I want to dig that up again
>>154001020Rebecca Corsi?
Why are all modern Italian center forwards this weird Immobileish type? Like Retegay, scamcacca, raspadori, kean They’re all around 183 cm and never score any goals. Almost like a failed Fernando Torres clone meta.Luca and Gnoto at least were a bit different types but they’ve both been shipped off to the glue factory
without di merdenzo i believe
>>154001422Paperumma and Bastoni are still there though
the usage of yellow cards by this ref is surreal lol
>>154001053The only "Charles" edit I have saved on my laserdisc
Imitation? The sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
why does Camarda speak like a Romanian that's lived in Italy for five years? And why does he look 36?
>>154001346You've answered your own question: academies being 10 years behind the times are still producing false 9s instead of what's actually needed.
Laura "camarda" Loomer
:skull:
>>154001857>Politano
good luck Italian friends
>>154001868It's even worse, he's a wingback lole
>>154001857>Bastoni holding together a defence>Politano>BarellaI would rather get eliminated withPalestra and Pisilli on the pitch
US WITH YOUYOU WITH USFOR A DREAM THAT NEVER DIES US WITH YOUYOU WITH USAGAIN MORE THAN EVER
I'm sorry, but I simply refuse to believe someone as clumsy as Kayode is the best eplel fullback at the moments, it's just not believable.
Kayode (pronounced the French way)
>opportunity to scam liverpoop>demand only 45mthe bullshit stories don’t fuel the delusions anymore
>>154002266Apparently the whole Liverpool management team is going to the sandpit so I wouldn't believe anything coming out of that club for the time being
>Ostigard rumors ebin>>154002266You have to play coy for a bit to sell the scam, if you sell him at a loss then it looks too obvious
of course the fatass doesnt start gym
>4 goals>3 negru scorers dead sportdead nation
>>154001857hahahahahhCongrats, Northern Ireland
A vengeful pig running OUR player into the ground, sad!
Zingarova can't even start for his Mickey Mouse "country" kek
>Politano starting instead of PalestraC’est terminé
It's just Northern Ireland dude
>Canada>Switzerland >Qatarmight as well miss this one too, >we'd get 1 point in the group at most.
>mouth breathers itt thinking that a young dog with barely 30 appearances in modern day Serie A for Cagliari will be able to deal with the pressure of a crucial NT gameyou might want to turn FM off
because the veterans have done nothing but deliver under pressure in the past 4 years
You have to be a 29 year old prospect to get a NT place kek
calcio time?
>>154002770soon
FIGC made the call not to start Palestra so his price goes down, just another €35m to go before >we can afford him
>>154002770in 15 bings
FORZA SHITALIA COME ON REFBALL ANOTHER FACKIN MATCH I VOTE MELONI I LOVE DA JOOS FORZA SHITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154001857honestly should've begged ciro to comeback, just look at the state of that lineup
>Italy will lose to thisGrim
>Rimedio - Adaniaight, need to look for a foreign stream that isn't 1 minute behind
Gautam Adani
>>154002898I would be lying if I sad I knew a single one of those names. Which is all the more reason to expect the worst
im putting on my good luck shirt for the game. hope inter kings do well
>0-0 until the 68’th minute then a Northern Ireland header goal on a corner due to Politano
>>154002995Reminder that if Bastoni started against Sheetaleeee would've won fairly.Reminder nobody except poorfags and Palestinians think Sheeeeeeeeeeetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy won fairly.
>>154002992McNair was an old Man U academy grad and I learned who McConville was earlier today from an unrelated xeet but that’s about it
Reminder replying to the mongoloid gives you cancer
>>154003030did morocco cabinet win make you happy?
time for isaksen to boost his value again
>>154003052rolling
>those facesI feigned more confidence before my interrogations at school.
>>154003078lmao. also so many mutts for potato boys
>>154002992Was going to say the same tbqh, but didn't want to rub it in
>danish streaming service has no commentators on the Italia gameComfy
aeroplanino keeps flying high btw
how much does tickets to this game cost??forza italy
Why is this being played in Berghem?
FORZA
is that the supermarket owner duccio?
wtf is barella doing there?
locatelli startin is sus. he is too slow.
>>154003164psychological domination against potatoes
kek fucking bonucci
>Danny Desmond MakkelieOH NO NO NO NO NO>>154003162That's Björn Kuipers, this dude works for the police
>>154003131the shitheads at FIGC unironically think that hosting the NT games at San Siro brings bad luck now
La Scaramanzia
juventus legend manuel locatelli
why are they playing in atalanta’s stadium?
era
Politano and Mancini are suicide choices, but I hope Locatelli doesn't shit the bed so that he can be happy
>>154003248they got tired of terroni whistling anthems and Donnarumma
bit nervous from italy
Are they playing 120 or 90 minutes before going to benuldies?
>>154003248rino wanted to
>>154003284extra time
northern irish keeper Cuaidih Gác Pó
>>154003327Thanks, let's hope it doesn't come to that
fug close
motherfug
I wonder if Makkelie got the shits like Rosalia
Very Di Gregorio-esque from the NI goalie
Is there anything more cucked than being finnish/mexican and supporting Shitaly, do you faggots larp as romans as well
gud gud just give it to politanos
the Buenos Aires import looks slow
Politano with a knock…might be an opportunity for Ignazio Abate to come on
>have to win>3atbone day >we will rid ourselves of this god forsaken formation
i liked few locatelli forward passes. calafiori passin im not fan of.
>have Bastoni>he's good at one thing>play him centrally where he can't do that one thing as muchMake it make sense
>>154003458Cool, now field a 4-3-3 with these players and you'd still get a mediocre team
calafiori terrible stuff again, free corner given
>>154003495He's elite at defending though?
I've already seen enough, 99% sure >we won't even get to the next round.
>>154003493yes also benchin scalvini is a mistake
>he rates Scalvinilol
/kino/ idea: a back-4 with Bastoni and Scalvini as the 2 centre-backs
If he was Asian he'd be called Cini
kean should got that pass. he coulda shielded it there to make the tackle akward.
our midfield provides no screening whatsoever, it's genuinely impressive
>Gaybreathwhat did norf air land mean by this
Italy is playing like a bunch of giga-nervous dudes trying their best to act like they're cool and collected. One little thing goes wrong and you can see them all shit themselves a little bit in real-time
>>154003728They thought the fennel was still in charge
>centrebacks and a crap playmakers in charge of playing football with 7 players all waiting for the ball at edge of the penalty box I see this shit all over calcio, whatever they're reading at Coverciano needs to be studied and preserved so nobody ever tries this again in 40 years
>>154003731It's the real problem, players are good enough to beat motherfucking Northern Ireland but at the same time all of them are shitting themselves
why is reteguy startin. everythin he does screams he plays in a shitter leaguenow in real games and he is surprised by everything
pio and gym NOW
alright, on what minute will the institutional benuldy after a shameful dive be awarded?
>>154003797They're way more afraid of losing than they are convinced they're going to win. They have no "fuck it, we ball" players like Hazard was for Beglium or Robben for us.
ladies are getting nervous
So the strategy is unironically hoofball?
>>154003798Is Serie A a non-shitter league? Some of the players on the pitch lost to Bodo and Galatasaray
also 3 players starting who play with pio. why is he not startin???
>>154003855Only player who seems relatively calm is Kean (doesn't especially mean he's doing great either)
>30minutes>still 0-0Early AHHHHHHHHHHH PIOUS EXPOSED SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154003877focusing on the final
>>154003866Done him
0 - 1 award
no reason for locatelli to be playing that deep when you have bastoni and cauliflower in your backline
this is grim this is going to penalties
gud attempt retegi
at least against the fruit bowl >we played better than this
Grace-esque stuttering in the play for Italy so far, c'mon try something
If this is the best eyetaly can offer, why bother qualifying to the world cup?
>>154003902He suffered through 3 years of allegriball. It's stronger than him. He can't help it anymore.
i graduated today guys..my hopium is back..now we are gonna win this match big and go to the mundial
>>154003975wtf I want to have sex with italian nt players now?!
Do NOT look up the vydia thread in /gif/
hakan injured same calf again for turkie. oof
My mother what scappati di casa
>primo vero tiro in porta>didn't center the goal
>>154004135hes done. time for stankovic talento
Does you know who have to shoot first time from ridiculous angles instead of just passing it on
Pisa would be winning this 2-0 already
basto with the best attempts.
there's a Kosovo player named Lumbardh lol
The gold on the shoulders is too much on the new kit.It’s something adidas never get right with Italy kits so far they are never subtle and elegant but always cartoonishly exaggerated
>>154003879More of a case of not having enough braincells to be bothered if you ask me
Yeah i can feel the 0-1 during a contropiede
Just looked up the Angela White thread on /gif/
90 gorillion for Toenail apparently
another greta pass. pio scores that
this is either a 0 -1 loss or a penalties win, they wouldn't manage to score even if they were allowed to use their hands
(Fine primo tempo)
>that>a great passNow I understand why this general rates Cloacatelli lol
Unfortunate because Northern ireland simply sucks too hard, would've been (it still is) another legendary shitalian humiliation but realistically pio or politano solve this in the 2nd half
I know that there are club rivalities and all that, but come on, you can't not play Esposito here
>>154004509what exactly are Kean and Retegui supposed to do if this is the state of the team? Come back in midfield dribble past 5 players and score?
>>154004509Having him involved in today's loss would be ruinous for this transfer value, we can't be having that
>>154004579Yes, they have the technical skills for that
>>154004579retegi was gud. kean was full ghostin.
Mark Gym is the exact player that solves this
>Bastoni passes it to Locatelli>Locatelli passes it to Mancini>Mancini passes it to Politano>Politano passes it to Locatelli >Locatelli passes it to Calafiori >Calafiori passes it to Bastoni>Bastoni hoofs it to Kean>Irish defender clears it back to Bastoni
bologna is the only competitive team in europe all their players should be starting instead of all these shitters
>>154004719100% tiki taka
>DICE Studio Art Director laid off yep season 4 is going to be ass
It’s going to pens and politano shoots it 10000 km over the goal sealing Italy’s fate
gonna have a melty in my wagecage
>>154004791>he isn't waiting till the game is free only got yourself to blame
>quadruple captchas while phoneposting now Damn this site is as good as dead
cmon italy score some fukken golerinos
3-5-2: Locatelli drops deep, Barella opens up, Tonali stays on the back line, nobody fills that space, two physical strikers = midfield is lavaPerimeter possessions and balls hurriedly slung to the strikers without having moved a thing
>negru goalkeeperWe're winning it
great work from gus on the gol
Wales scored
even Adani can see the goal on the counter coming lol
kean so useless
Playing a 3-5-2 in the year of our lord 2026, it's like the worst tactic ever invented
Retegol.....
How are >we so shit
AHAHAHHAHAHA
Why is Adani screaming "via!"? Does he think they can hear him
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEK
retguy you fucking shitter!!!!!!!!!
How the fuck is that not a penalty???!??????
>reteguikek
How many KG's of potatoes is Retegol carrying lole
I kean´t score strikes again
>>154005157because the keeper had the ball in both of his hands
>>154005114It's not the 3-5-2, the problem is Gattuso and his tactics completely wrong for this match
They really thought we wouldn't win this kek
FUCK
how many skidmarks do you think our players have by now?
fucking finally
GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
Based golazzo
going to sleep
Gattuso >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mancini
TOENAILLLL
fuck sake Kean pass it
>>154005216imagine if smellovision was a thing
i never doubted
VIVA ITALIA
Tonali has a great fucking shooting technique
Gattuso would've dominated each and every single match in the last two Euros without refballing, prove me fucking wrong
TONALINGZ
fun is over, switching to eire - check
>Pastoniwhat did >we do to deserve this?
It's like the fourth fail by sticks
>brescian saving italy in BergamoPottery
Kek this is 100% a GODttuso goal
why does pippaksen ALWAYS morph into robben with denmark
>be Gattuso>support Israel>winIt's that easy folks
webm?
Politano is literally the best player in this NT, why shitalians non ne azzeccano una?
i need more goles. cmon italy
>>154005392the average shitalian's iq is around 35-40
>>154005355AGAIN ?! fuckinghell gus
I have Gattuso's belly but I'm a solid 20 cm taller
>CAME
Please just please I'm only asking for a Gatti moment for the maximum seethe and memes
>>154005443But can you sell fish at the local fish market with the same grinta though?
>>154005443You could be a hooker
pew pew time
espositos in!!
>Moshe Kean
with expositus on it's ogre for norf ireland
>>154005555Why didn't Mancini call him up in 2021 is beyond me
gud pass pew pew
>>154005378
>>154005555Quads of trvthPio > del siero
>waits for the teammate to start running >passes it shortI swear Barella at Casteddu was ten times the player he has become
>>154005589You just know the Pio goal that will win Shitaly the world cup will not be1) offside (like Bonucci's goal against England)2) refballed (because Shitaly will not refball like they did against Australia in 2006)3) useless because of a coin toss 4) bribed like the two WCs won by Shitaly in the 1930s thanks to Mussolini
>Dimerdoit's like every sfinter player gets a debuff the moment they hear the anthem
why the fuck is gatti in? he is like the least skilled cb in the team
>>154005646premium quality bait
Dimarco with a legendary cagata
>>154005671That's because InterGODS are not poorfags and they do not care about the NT like Palestini and poorfagentus fans do. I know around 150 InterGODS and none of them care about the NT.
>>154005688he's the only player too stupid to be afraid
>>154005688Look, at least he supports israel and allegri and won't commit red card-worthy fouls like chiellini did against england on saka in the euro 2021 final
>>154005711Also the only defender with a good hairline now
>>154005705cagliari atalanta?
Tiziana Allah
pew pew is so gud. lot of gud since came on
You have no idea how much I will enjoy Shitaly losing to Wales lol
why have they not implemented the subs counter at the top in international competitions yet? It's the only good addition to the sport in the last two decades
Miss me yet?
>>154005825Because they want coaches to have their Fonseca moment
>>154005837always
>>154005825iracy
GATTUSOBALL
vghh..
NIIIIIIIIIIII
moist almost
Luv ngubu me
>>154005930Mejo thiago because.......... idk look at where le balls are or something
MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE MOISE
>>154005971this
Based Moist
ITALYYYYYYYYpio in the build up again!!!
MOIST
>>154006008THIS WE ROMAN LARPERS WON! I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE!!!! I REALLY DO I ALSO LOVE FASCISM AND CP
Moyes Kane
>Sweden is suddenly a juggernaut >Apebania
CHI NON SALTA É ALBANESEEH EH
Zingarova didn't even get subbed in lole
gud subs again
Please stick around and watch >our colony after this is over!
PALESTRA
>>154006090Is he an obligation haha
>>154006095>kerk
>>154006095mirin that dome on vaessen
HE’S ON
>>154006095for me, it's Kara Boga's lvl 28 evolution Lamare Bogarde
dzeko scored
>Wales v. Bosnia going to eggstra dimeAdvantage Italy
>>154006095>Boetiusif he was a giga grug twice the size of Halaand I'd rate him highly based on the name alone
these young nibbas should be starting
>>154006095Why does suriname have such a good squad
>need to hold a lead>sub in mezza raspa
Uhmmmmmmmmm no you see gattuso bad because he supports israel and allegriNow thiago motta, THAT is a true genioos and employed coach ladies and gentlemen
>>154006224His full name is Jean-Paul Patrick Boëtius, he has the DNA and Urby Emanuelson is his cousin.Also he survived testicular kanker twice
>>154006272is Gattuso an EpsteinGOD? If so I rate him highly
>>154006293is he a castrato?
cmon italy hoooold
Here's a simple test you can use to determine if people chew soccer or not.In their prime, Gattuso or Pirlo?
Fun fact: Ekitike is a palindrome>>154006336Not as far as I know>>154006249Suriname made double nationalities possible and now they're basically Netherlands 3rd team. Not too dissimilar from what you (Indonesia) tried.
>Albania gets remuntada'd>mongolism itt suddenly flares upcheer up you still have Kosovo, maybe
WE QUALIFIEDDOUBTERS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yess gud job boyshalf way there.
>>154006466Reminder that Italy only won trophies with an Israel supporting prime minister leading the country.
Reminder that shitaly is in the playoffs because muh epic mago spalletti shat the bed against norwayGattuso literally won every single relevant match with the NT (norway return was a friendly)
>tonight's losers will have to play a friendly on Tuesday what sort of cuckoldry is that lol
>>154006554Still a lesser cuck that a filthy poorfag like (You) supporting Shitaly because your dad (he will die of asbestos poisoning for working too much in teh fabrbica) and your mom (she whores herself every fuckjing knigth because you are so disgraceful topo look at) raised you like a bastard
Bremer scored
>>154006710Good that will be 50m tyvm bb
Bolivia - Suriname stream (turn on Dutch VPN if it's geoblocked, that also works with sneedskating)https://nos.nl/livestream/2607611-wk-play-off-bolivia-suriname
>>154006710that brazilian XI is so grim
>slovakiaWTF
>>154006813>hire shitalian coach>lose
why do >we have to play the final away and not Wales or Bosnia?
>>154007027Warmed up balls
>>154002336 penalty shootout nowloser is out of wc.
the bosnians are cramping up worse than Bonnie Blue at a record breaking gangbang
would >we rather play sheep shaggers or zingari
>>154007613that Thomas negru is going to run circles around Politanus
useless fuckers
don't think >we have a chance against either tbqh
Great 'stache on the Bolivia gk, /seriea/ is clear on the shaving of balls but what is the moustache consensus?
Well well well
We're playing against him this Summer
>>154007927Only toothbrush mustache
>>154009039>>154009039>>154009039
