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first for a bitchkinnon chimpout
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damn, how much do the avs owe this guy in back rent?
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>>153968689
good edition
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>softpusy still thinks all I post about is his favorite faggot franchise
kek. RENT. FREE. Indeed.
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/hoc/'s Jackies :)
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>>153968709
It's free of charge
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posted in the old thread but gotta tell you guys that i got my gengar and alakazam evolved bros
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>i-i-it's free of charge
kek. you queers talk more about me than I do your faggot-ass softpusy franchise. kek
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tragic situation but how do all 4 die in the fire?
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>>153968874
life insurance scam by the husband most likely
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Were gonna miss the playoffs again aren't we
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Sabres fans deserve this desu.
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>>153968956
Probably, but hey, at least some of the players had good seasons statistically.
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>>153968874
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>>153968994
not with dahlin
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my hawkies :)
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>>153969003
he knew bro
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NCAA women's championship is today
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>>153969003
i read a thread on twitter what claimed that jim carrey is serial killer and also killed benoit and his family
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>>153968896
>life insurance scam by the husband most likely
that's the most realistic possibility, i've been seeing more couples killing each other especially boomers for life insurance and etc.
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>>153969034
listen to chris jericho's interviews right after. He knew, but downplayed the shit out of it. He was still in the business at the time, so I get it, but fuck.
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One last adjustment
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>>153969009
dahlin is too tough for the finnish mind to comprehend
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>>153969056
or the husband is occultist
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>>153969056
If i had a wife i'd let her kill me desu
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>>153969101
>turtling faggot
lmao
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it's crazy how kucherov is one of the best players of all time and people just don't really even care about him that much
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>>153969118
Minnesota has a strong history of religious cults. I can see this incident as a possible homicide.

>>153969151
But why?
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>>153969187
it's the (((media)))'s obsession with "MUHHHH RUSSIA!"
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It’s up, our penguins are 4th (:
https://youtu.be/oQccbZCIYWA?si=8X1cDp0R94ssv6is
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>>153968874
probably carbon monoxide poisoning overnight? Because yeah those kids look old/big enough to not be completely helpless
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>>153968874
Who?
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>>153969252
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/sports-media-personality-jessi-pierce-her-3-children-die-in-white-bear-lake-fire

Husband wasn't there during the fire happened it's seems very fucking fishy.
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>>153969203
it's worked on me. i'm just realizing he might be the most slept on player of all time. might be better than ovechkin and mcdavid but doesn't get a fraction of their attention. it's honestly bizarre
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>>153969213
why not include sunday, last day of the week?
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>>153969347
because it would skew his opinions he wants to shit out. subscriber numbers must be lower than fuck on the east coast.
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>>153969347
Sunday is start of the week. Retard
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>>153969324
Sad
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>>153969454
makes sense i quess
>>153969457
how are you suppose to be "christian nation" when you twist everything that bible says? god created world in six days and rested seventh day (sunday)
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>>153969339
he looks bored playing it's kind of funny to watch
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wanna hear something crazy? cole caufield has zero (0) empty-net goals this season
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>>153969676
probably, no, scratch that, ONLY because the gay-nadiens are never playing with the lead late in the game and need to rely on 6-on-5s.
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>>153969192
tired of being alive
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>>153969563
Then why does Gary’s tribe not doing anything on Saturday?
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why doesn't anyone ever heem caufield? he's like 5 feet. Ovi did it in ploffs but nobody does it during the regular season
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>>153969676
That’s because he can’t be trusted to be on the ice that late in the game
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>>153969876
Because they are not like us.
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>>153969676
that's not that crazy. crazy would be saying that elephants can fly.
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why is nick suzuki captain again?
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i hope detroit and boston both miss
FUCK them
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>>153969888
>only 1 weapon that can save the game for them
kek. cuck-anadiens.
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>>153969905
probably because he has 85 points
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>>153969905
you think the mass influx of asians spilling into cucknadia will buy a jersey with "Caufield" on the back over "Suzuki"?
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>>153969942
well the chinese don't get along with the japanese, and from my minimal understanding of history they seem to have good reasons why
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>>153969984
>implying that matters when it comes to wearing a jersey to "support the local team" to THOSE people...
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>>153969942
i don't think a jeet, a chinaman, or a korean would be rushing out to buy a jersey with a japanese surname on it.
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>>153969997
handle those big boy emotions privately mister
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my avies! :)
landeskog!
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>>153970269
>landiscockinyourass
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Gabe cool, calm, collected.
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do japanese canadians exist?
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>>153969820
>tired of being alive
Live for your dreams anon. Make them come true.
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my avies!! :))
roy!
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Nic Roy, bringing it!
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>>153970354
there's lots in vancouver
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>>153969324
This screams planned killing alright, I want to be wrong but it's possible it was intentional.
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who's the hottest man in the league
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yeah guys the husband did it with his pyrokinesis powers
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>>153970616
Gary
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>>153970616
tage by far
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Ovie with 1k goals combined, good on him.
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my avies :((
ovi's 1000th btw
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1000 career total for Ovi
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>>153970616
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>>153970637
flames
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>ovechkin has been in the nhl for 35 years
holy hell bros where does the time go? feels like yesterday I was listening to TLC with my bros in my subaru baja
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Is this Garand's first NHL game?
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>rags
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OVIE
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my avies!!! :)))
nelson!
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Brock OT Winner Nelson!!! Necas dancing and setting him up.
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My laffsies suck so much
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>>153970996
grab me a pack of smokes while you're out
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>>153970996
jlmi
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One assist for weegar after his trade to Utah what happened?
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>>153970658
>>153970659
>>153970682
Tbg?
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>>153971002
It's from a few weeks ago. It's pissing rain today. It's from the one day of the week I actually need to be in my office for work and not wfh
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>>153968689
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>>153971044
the cat's grin always makes me chuckle
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lets go aho!
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>>153968689
This is the thread for soft pussies, softest thread on sp
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Why are they counting playoff goals?
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>>153971171
Tbg took over the nhl
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a coach can't just think his way to a cup
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T5uSe9E1PQ
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My penguins need to win this game to make the playoffs
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>>153971171
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>>153971308
Sad
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>>153971308
isles/jackets is going to be a three-point game, too
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I'm thinking about getting into hockey after watching Heated Rivalry. What team should I root for?
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>>153971572
My Islanders
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They need to put a team in Hamilton
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>>153971591
You're getting JLMI Jr.
Be grateful
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>i play tekken/streetfighter/some faggy anime fighting game you never heard of how do I get good at DOA ps I don't want to actually learn the game I just want to be good right away
Sick of these 3rd world faggots
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>>153971591
>these are 10s in anglonada

utterly grim
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>>153971657
how is this hockey related
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So the post olympic bump is over huh?
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I play didn't ask but could use some tips because people keep telling
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>>153971818
I meant to post it somewhere else
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>>153971591
8th girl was the best. the short possibly asian one
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>>153971707
Not enough Haitians or nafris for the average quebecer ?
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My penguins ):
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>pongs

it's over
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so what was this about?
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the only thing hamilton needs is a REALLY big explosive dropped on them
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Rape Burakovsky
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i'm a fan of the homosexual tandem known as stulovs
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>>153971920
Cope they make some good pizza
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Bedsy uuuuuugghhhhh so good
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>>153971920
Halifax bros not again
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>>153969908
>laffs
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People keep crying about the pacific division but the east is entirely fraudulent outside of carolina and tampa
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>>153972050
pathetic cope
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>>153971965
and cool of course
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>>153972088
Cope for what
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>>153972099
you're shitty division, ding dong
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>>153972110
How did you get in to mcmaster when you are so obviously stupid as fuck
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Titty monster Minnesota hockey reporter dead in house fire.
https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/sports/nhl-reporter-jessi-pierce-and-her-three-children-dead-in-house-fire/
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>>153972050
The only divisions I cry about are all the divisions in my freakin' country!
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mcdavid's been pretty pissed lately hasn't he?
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>>153972214
McLegitPissed in fact
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>>153972192
May her and her children find peace in the after life.
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If you think the term soft pussy is negative then clearly you must think very positively about Hard Cock.
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connor mcdookie
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>>153972050

>laffs
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>>153972192
is there somewhere i can donate gold in her honour? i may be on disability but alas 8$ a month shall be meted indeterminately until the next steam sale
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I want to get into ice hockey, but I can't see the puck. How do you guys manage to see it? Especially since it moves so fast.
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>>153972192
seems odd that there were no survivors and it happened when the husband was out of town, but i will refrain from making jokes about greek tragedies and wwf wrestler chris benoit
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my brother is cheating on his gf should i rat him out. desu his gf is a retard i doubt they were gonna last but it’s still terrible to be betrayed.
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>>153972316
She's not gonna fuck you
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>>153972330
i don’t want to she’s not even hot
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>>153972050
Retard
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> Leon Draisaitl Comment About Return Timeline Has Oilers Fans in a Panic. "I should be ready to go for Columbus come September", said Leon.
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>>153972348
>>153972316
>it’s still terrible to be betrayed
Yet you would betray your own brother at the drop of a hat for some random skank that HE is dating, not you? Give your head a shake. Tell him you think he's a retard and should stick to one girl at a time. Then mind your own business.
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>5SKINN3R
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marner's putting up 3 points today :)
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bud1
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>>153971834
kek
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>>153972458
good post
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>>153972416
What a coincidence
I'm putting up three marners
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bud did not 1
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>>153972285
you just kinda guess where it is based on where everyone's skating
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Penguinsbros.....
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>>153971962
honestly food isnt that bad in hamilton, almost makes up for almost getting stabbed every time you step foot in the city
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>>153972512
xhe buble
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My penguins are getting raped ):
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>>153972569
reminds me of the events of 04/17/2022
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>maple laffs would be fighting for the last spot in the west
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>>153972594
2true
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shaking my head at trb's sean higgins worship
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Ovi only needs 16 goals to pass Gretzky
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>>153972734
but he's never making playoffs again and is quite washed
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>skinn4r
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where is ek65 why isnt he scoring
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not so fast, randy
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Andersens bussi has been gaped
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Do my penguins know they have to win games to make the playoffs?
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Cute dorky pongs girl dancing, would wife her
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>>153972933
>Cute dorky pongs girl dancing
would pork
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>>153972724
he's also probably going to be a supporter of the person that burned that poor family's house down
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>>153972954
>Probably going to be
This is trb we're talking about
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"damn, the oilels and skinner are FUCKING SHIT, i need summa that!" - the pens a couple months ago
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>>153972905
You should write a letter to Crosby
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>>153972980
They still won the trade desu, Jerry is SHIT
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>>153972905
Crosby calculated that they'll make it
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>5kinner
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If my penguins lose 5 more games they will be at 100 points maximum
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Thoughts?
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>>153973007
>BU
KWAB
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>>153973007
no boston?
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>>153973007
huh? where is arizona state? and wtf is bentley?
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>>153973007
All shit
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>>153973026
bentley is a b grade business school for kids who can't get into decent schools
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>>153972192
>Chuck Norris
>Nicholas Brendon
>Jessi Pierce

nice tits
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>>153972192
No she was so sexy :(
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Can my penguins win six of these games?
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Ugh, just woke up after drinking all morning. Ready for some hockey. Is it hair of the dog if I passed out only a couple of hours ago and I mixed another drink?
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>>153973175
Don't you have work tomorrow?
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>>153973185
Probably. But that's never stopped me.
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>>153973031
I wish Dartmouth had accepted me
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>>153973162
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>>153973007
The fuck are my gophies?
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>you cant just get day drunk you have work tomorrow
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>>153973227
I wish to live that carefree
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>>153973015
>>153973022
BU and BC can't sniff Merrimack's jock
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>trb killed a minnesota reporter and her kids
holy shit... it just gets worse and worse with this guy
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>>153973162
spoos and kitties, maybe
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Never really associated jessi pierce with the Wild. That was more Audra Martin and Jamie Hersch. Jessi was more of a Twins girl than anything from what I remember, along with Marney. Then again, I never really read the articles, I just watch for the boobs.
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>>153972192
F, may her children and massive juggs find peace in the afterlife.
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I think the giant tittied 22 year old server is into me i'm almost twice her age
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>>153973414
Sad
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>>153973414
She just wants a nice tip
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>trb is so retarded he thinks women who work for tips like him
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McKenna is about to be a fucking Rag or a Leaf isnt he? I hate Gary so fucking much.
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>>153972192
>Where was the husband
You know everything is fishy as fuck when the husband is away and you know this smells a criminal investigation.
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>>153973513
In an unbelievable turn of events McKenna ends up as a Panther.
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Hey bitches just dropping by to remind the Can'tnadians who owns them
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>>153972901
Retard
>>153972743
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>>153973525
Gary's evil is boundless
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>>153971171
because it's the only way to get to 1000
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>>153973528
>>
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are we watching jackets/islanders or knights/stars before buffalo/anaheim
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>>153973593
jackets/islanders
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>>153973593
women's college hockey
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>>153973162
isles
florida
flordia
jersey


should be automatic

avs
sens
wings
caps
caps


are all 50/50
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>>153973593
my dear bro Copey's Knights
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>>153973593
Jackies/Islanders will prob be close. Think Vegass is done.
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Will Gary approve an underdog/small market cup win this year? We haven't had one in a good few years
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>>153973601
one of the worst coach's challenges i have ever seen
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>>153973621
Except the last 2 years when florida won and when tampa won 2 in a row and st louis right before that
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>>153973601
any qts playing?
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>>153973576
>Cope
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/hoc/'s Jackies play soon!
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>>153973608
based! have fun watching hill let the first 1-3 shots in because he sucks ass. i'll be watching too bro
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9 TIME NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
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>>153973705
going to smack on friday bro
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>>153973695
KK Harvey is cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm5fLvjtycc
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The Jackets/Islanders game is going to be a good one I can feel it
but of course, on the other hand...
F L A M E S
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>>153973722
R U L E
U
L
E
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>>153973576
>2014
This leaf is truly mind broken and mentally deranged after getting ass raped by USA in every sport
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Takagi is cute
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>>153973730
you only have 6 gold medals lmao
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>>153973721
christ
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RIP dem sweet cans
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>>153973576
>>153973590
>>153973598

>ye-yeah, but
kwacanacuck
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>>153973747
KWAB GO FLAMES
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>>153973719
I have some bad news for you. Unfortunately Slopdown was cancelled.
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>>153973747
Kind of a shitty looking house for someone higher-ish up in the media and living in WBL tbqhwy...
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>>153973736
>Y-you only have 6!
This is your brain on Can'tnadian copium
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Yes, President Trump, I AM getting sick of WINNING all of the time.
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>>153973736
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>/hoc/
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>>153972050
you forgot someone
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>>153973788
No, I didnt. Sabres havent proven anything.
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>>153973760
i mean of course the house doesn't look great now
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>>153973796
>laffs
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>>153973800
look at the framework, painting, surrounding, etc. Looks like it was built in the 90s or earlier. Not what I was expecting from a middle class family in the suburbs.
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>>153973747
Would
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>>153973796
Why do Canadians only post low effort rage bait?
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Womens hockey is truly fun. You guys are missing out.
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>>153973807
Fun fact: the buffalo sabres cup drought is a mere 3 years shorter than the leafs. The Sabres entered the league in 1970. They've never won a championship.
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>>153973816
She's dead anon
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>>153973817
>Why
Still salty from the Olympics.
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>>153973824

>laffs
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>>153973817
What exactly have he Sabres proven Sven?
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Reminder that Thomas Harley could have played for the Americans, but he went full Benedict Arnold.
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>>153973814
guarantee that house was at least $500k because it's near a nice school
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>>153973834
Check out my poster
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>>153973840
Wisconsin is now a wymyn's hockey school, nebraska is a wymyn's volleyball school. kek
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Why did they count playoff goals
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>>153973858
boiled wings, a canadian delicacy
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>>153973845
that's just "muhhh city living" value. Real appraisal, that house is worth maybe $250K
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lol damn desmith is having a good year
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>>153973858
trb got a job as an intern, gary scouts here for the most retarded people to give jobs too
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gary is getting a high return on his investment with these jerseys. if they put up the gold medal game jerseys i wouldn't be surprised if they go over 50k
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>>153973858
why did they count playoff goals for a stat that is regular season + playoffs?
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>>153973825
I said what I said
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Our Jackies :(
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>>153973766
the one where trump heems the guy into the glass is way funnier
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SICK goal by scorevat
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>>153973719
hell yeah bro
>>153973756
cope that was hampage
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islanders home jerseys are goated
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Ritchie dead.
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Ritchie is dead
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Cal "Jellybrain" Ritchie
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>>153973868
335k usd
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HOPENY
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>>153973824
>laffs
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>>153973870
he could be starting on 15 teams in the lEastern conference right now.
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>>153973876
>17k
Not even a medal-round game.
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>>153973877
It's a fake stat anon
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>heems the guy
kek. that part made me laugh.
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>>153973913
That's median price. That house is not median for a suburb of MSP.
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>>153973931
all stats are fake because the league is rigged to favor markets with large growth potential
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>>153973882
>the guy
Um, excuse me, "the guy" is former school-teacher and blackface enthusiast Mr. Katy Perry.
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>>153973760
Even if you're making "good" money most rank-and-file media jobs aren't a ton to support a family of three
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>>153973954
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>>153973948
Are you hard of reading anon, it says the specific median price for that particular block, and then gives a price for a house 2 doors down. She lived on a 300k house. Did you think no name local hockey writers got paid a lot?
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(sees a hockey media person on the TV once and gets on my Twitter burner to yell at them about Bill Guerin) That's a millionaire
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>>153973963
She was "on-air" talent and worked for FSN/Bally/FDN for 20 years. She was certainly clearing 6 figures, not to mention what he husband makes.
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>>153973969
I'm making all this shit up as I go, bro. I don't even care.
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garland needs to fight somebody to get the jackies going
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>>153973964
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/hoc/ needs a fight to get going too
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*drops gloves*
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this general is so retardedly based. you guys will argue about anything kwab
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>>153973972
Was she married? Where was her husband. Suspicious
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>>153973999
check'd
No, we won't... not at all
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>>153973999
No we won't.
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>>153973972
No anon she was making like 65k
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>>153973999
I just enjoy arguing. Start a topic, I'll take the other side and fight for it to the death. I'm bored.
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the Islanders are playing the Vim and Vigor
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>>153973997
*blows whistle*
2 minute penalty for instigating
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>>153973999
For real, arguing over the value of a dead womans house.
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>>153974000
checked
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>>153973999
No we won't motherfucker we won't argue about anything
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*SLASHES REF*
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>>153974016
You're a faggot
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>>153974029
No. YOU ARE! See?
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>>153974021
I won the argument btw. Just note that
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>>153974033
Wow I wasn't expecting you to make some comment like that. Youre bored because youre boring.
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>>153973946
>...FURY
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I'm a gay retard
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* juxtaposes to your position *
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>>153974040
no you're NOT
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A good scene for a m9vie would be this, like 3 guys are having breakfast in a dinner and they see this story in paper and two of them start arguing about the value of the house very Tarantino
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>>153974044
Thanks fren :)
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>>153974048
Sounds more like a Curb episode
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>>153974035
But if you're bored than you're boring. I always say. I made that phrase up. It's mine. Just like my islanders.
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Final game of my beer league season boys, game 7 of the playoffs. I got a haircut and shaved so I'll look good in the picture with the trophy after we win.
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>>153974048
Tip the waitress
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>>153974064
What? No it's like an homage to the opening of reservoir dogs, that's the vision. They're in the diner to rob it or kidnap someone or something
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>leafs can just randomly join a league and play puck
its not fair, i dont even know how to skate on ice :(
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>>153974073
This anon gets it
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>>153974077
Sounds like more of a rip off than a homage
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>>153974048
Lemme ask you something. When you pulled in here, did you notice the SIGN on the front lawn that said OPEN HOUSE? DID YOU NOTICE THE SIGN THAT SAID OPEN HOUSE? YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT SIGN? CAUSE IT AIN'T THERE THERE BECAUSE OPEN HOUSES AREN'T MY FUCKIN' BUSINESS! THAT'S WHY!
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>>153974067
bad juju. playoff beards are what make people win
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>>153974048
Samuel Jackson is a grizzled old journeyman crook, Timothée Chalamet is his rookie partner, and the third guy is a sociopathic wheelman played by Johnny Depp
>Quentin Tarantino plays a female waitress in the scene with a false press story issued anonymously that "he lost a best Wilem Dafoe."
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>>153974087
Ok I got it, they're the guys who lit the house on fire, that will be revealed mid movie. Their employed by the local rich guy who owns a hockey team, this wo an was investigating the teams role in facilitating an exchange of an expensive mcguffin between the rich guy and a latino gang.
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Wow I didn't know there were so many movie experts here
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he is NOT impressed
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>>153974117
I used to eat a lot of hot buttered popcorn
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Anybody seen the new youngblood?
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>>153974116
Listen i know youre probably like 17 and just seeing movies for the first time but it's already been done before
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>>153974081
Hahaha you can't appreciate the game on the same level I can skatelet
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>>153974139
You mean the one that was directed by a black guy who knows nothing about hockey and expressly stated he was using the film as a political vehicle? No I don't think I'm going to watch that one.
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>>153974048
Didn't this happen in Taxi Driver?
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>>153974157
What? Qrd? The original youngblood is bad ass
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>>153974156
why do you have to hurt?
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>>153974081
there might be an Adult Learn to Play and Skate program around where you live, those are good for total newbies
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I made a perfect reference to pulp fiction and none of you acknowledge it. Assholes.
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>>153974171
I hear there's a house available in Minnesota, you can move there and learn to skate. Reasonable price too
>wow what a callback nicely tying it all together
>scene
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>>153974157
spike lee directed youngblood?
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>>153974181
It lacked the n word
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>>153974181
Bitch be cool, I haven't gotten to read the thread yet
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>>153974199
it was a White family home though...
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>>153974048
Who's house? What house?
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>>153974211
A woman with massive tits burned to death along with her three children (husband conveniently missing) today. She wrote about hockey. Are you not even reading the thread?
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gary should change the shape of the puck into a dodecahedron
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Tuesday's pregame show is gonna be sad. I bet Wes Walz tears up a bit.
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My space heater makes strange rattling noises sometimes go flames
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The anon with the boiled chicken wings was pretty messed up to be quite frank
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>>153974223
>burned to death
more likely they asphyxiated from the smoke. Most people don't usually burn to death in house fires. I learned that from the show Rescue Me starring Denis Leary.
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Absolutely laughable, how are stars, as well as ANY player in this league supposed to feel safe playing against guys like greer when they get nothing more than a slap on the wrist for trying to paralyze a man
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bolts are gonna burn to death tonight GO FLAMES
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>>153974225
>totally real word
You're a dodo head ill tell you what
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dallas announcers just shit all over the nba
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>>153974238
probably the solenoid valve cycling
source: i made it up
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>>153974277
Did trading Luka kill the NBA in Dallas?
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>>153974277
they don't know anything about sports in general. just what their producers puts in front of them to spew to the retarded mouth-breathing faggots that inhabit the dallas/ft. worth area.
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Dallas announcers promoting bbc
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>>153974277
what he say
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>>153974258
Puck is a real word anon
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>>153974299
No because they got the top guy in the next draft with like a 1.5% chance and a .500 record. The NBA's Garies are way cooler than ours
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>>153974323
Oh ok I didnt know that part
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>>153974316
that there's still more teams with a chance to make the playoffs in the nhl so regular season games mean more (i disagree personally, they're both equally meaningless)
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>>153974316
He called the NBA niggerball and then started citing crime statistics
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>>153974323
For real though luka is a fat alcoholic and not paying him 350 million dollars was the right decision
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>>153974334
jej
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>>153974334
holy based, switch streams right now!
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Why isn't there a hockey match madness tournament
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>>153974350
>>153973007
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>>153974336
>a fat alcoholic
much like a certain gif spamming /hoc/ nuisance
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>>153974355
Needs more teams
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>>153974360
Ya mitch needs to fuck off already
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>>153974360
>gif
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My favorite fat alcoholic is Sean higgins
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>>153974350
Retard
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umm this is SUPER islamophobic, gary
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Nico Harrison and Mike Milbury should do a podcast together
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>>153974377
he tried and failed to have the case thrown out on a technicality
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>>153974418
Did they set a trial date yet or is it still delayed
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>>153974386
>girls hockey
Absolutely haram
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>>153974441
>orange-haired
Oompa loompas?
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>>153974441
How's the samosas? I would like to make something like that or empanadas for myself but it's a pain in the ass for what is functionally the same ol' slop
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>>153974441
i don't mean to be pedantic but his hair isn't orange, it's his skin
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the quackers really have been giving up some early fuckin' goals lately. what gives?
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What the fuck is Zellweger doing?
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>>153974441
Those people really are something when it comes to money
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>>153974473
>>153974495
they mean Dustin Wolf
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MY Duckies still refusing to ever score the first goal
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>>153974495
the person who typed and printed that has blue and purple hair, you really expect some kind of thought-processing from "they/them"? kek.
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thought we were all working class indian immigrant truck drivers here
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>>153974441
Leftists are embarrassing, there are no zero anti war protests going on. Sad
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>>153974511
>truck drivers
IM GONNA HOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNK!
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>>153974427
next hearing is april 14
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I'm gonna finish watching Tennessee v Virginia before switching to flames. 2 point game two minutes left
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>>153974499
What do you mean you people
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sabres actually have a pretty legit looking team judging by the past few games of theirs I have watched. Lyon is playing like a fucking mad man too.
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watching stars/knights on the tube
listening to isles/jackets on the radio
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>>153974480
I mean most food made in the native country is going to taste great
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>radio
holy based
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everyone keeps talking about Jessi and her kids, but NO mention of the husband/father. Was she divorced or something?
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>>153974557
They are just saying he wasn't home. He obviously needs space to grieve right now.
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I don't like women sports writers so im glad it happened
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im tuning into the game via astral projection
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>>153974567
>he wasn't home
that nigga guilty
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>>153974571
No one is going to give a shit when you die.
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>>153974526
Oh great
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>>153974587
tbf, no one gives a shit about anything when they die because they are dead and it doesn't matter anyways.
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>too much men
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>>153974608
we call that the Bonnie Blue special.
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>>153974587
She's dead anon she's not going to sleep with you
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>fantasy goalie gets scored on
>I still get fantasy points thanks to Leo.
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>>153974608
>too many men
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The basketball game is still going on btw
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>>153974618
what makes you think that her being dead is an obstacle
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kek. fuckin' lyon just got a holding call. dafuq?
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>Lyon
KWAB
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i take back what I said about the sabres. they ass.
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greaves is doing everything he can to keep the jackets in the game, but will it be enough?
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>>153974707
Islanders will blow it
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What can a park bench do that jet greaves can't?
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>>153974706
R U L E
U
L
E
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>>153974706
not today...
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Our Jackies can't score :(
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>>153974718
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it may not having the scoring and penalties of that TBL/BUF game, but man, this ANA/BUF game is gettin' good.
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>>153974717
provide a nice smooth and sturdy surface for a homeless man to sleep on/do crack cocaine on
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>>153974760
Not much of that going on in Columbus, Ohio?
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>>153974721
Just like their fans
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>>153974686
NO
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my fuck, buffalo's one-timer passing is next level.
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>>153974769
We have heated rivals ;)
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>flames trade all their good players
>start winning ruining their draft picks
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>every game is at intermission
Thanks a fucking lot gary.
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>>153974770
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>>153974553
Literally 1 in 3 people in your country is either black or mexican

Toronto is like 15% south Asian meanwhile Texas as an entire state is 40% Hispanics lmao
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>>153974802
plenty of time to buy a jersey
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There is something so incredibly plastic about Anaheim's fanbase this year. Not bandwagon-y per se but more like Vegas's first season.
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>we were at the beach
>everyone brought matching towels
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>>153974820
Brock lobster
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>>153974808

1993
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>>153974801
Who are the dudes in the Gillette commercial? They're presented like I'm supposed to know who they are from the jump.
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>>153974819
pls no bully
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>>153974808
Jeeta latina it makes no difference
You'd have to build a bigger wall to keep me from hitting this
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Indians are harder workers than latinos. Sikhs are bro tier immigrants they literally give food to the homeless.
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>>153974808
In my area, it is generally accepted that the most authentic ethnic food is located across the border
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>A singular Bird-Man wearing a leather trench coat and a fedora. He melts into a puddle of pure mercury, representing the exact moment the 1920s and 1990s collide in a smoky jazz club.
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>>153971942
My Penguins goalies are not gay, they're just bi-curious (:
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Stinks in here
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>>153974863
>Indians are harder workers than latinos
trvthnvke, white girls also prefer them over latrinos
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> NHL Reporter Jessi Pierce, Her 3 Children Die in House Fire

Why didn’t Gary do a tribute
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>>153974872
>t. resident of Shitville, neighboring Pissland.
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>>153974887
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back.
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>>153974889
Yeah I just farted, sorry
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>>153974893
because it was he who lit the match
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>>153974808
>Toronto is like 15% south Asian meanwhile Texas as an entire state is 40% Hispanics lmao
Texas is also literally connected to a Hispanic country while Toronto is geographically the farthest place possible from South Asia.
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>>153974902
I'd much rather be 10% pajeets than 30% Mexicans
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My brother married a girl from India
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>>153974679
Go Merrimack!
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>>153974894
Skyline chili covered fingers typed this post.
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TUSKS UP
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DEGOAT
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>>153974919
>n-no u!
kwab
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BUSINESS IDEA

>Eight[8] Team Expansion for the PWHL
>Detroit and Chicago fill out the East with the "Original 6"
>LA, Vegas, San Jose, Denver, and Dallas become the new Western teams

>the San Jose Koi
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>>153974938
i'm in favour of any and all fish-related hockey team, both current and speculative
>>
Business idea: shut down the PWHL and save billions of dollars
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>>153974911
Hope she's from Kerala they have western values (wokeness)
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>>153974931
>Another proud graduate of an American public school
Aim high, Rodney!
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>>153974947
Based
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>>153974938
the pwhl is going to collapse in a few years when its revealed as yet another political money laundering scheme.
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going to bed early bro's
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>>153974956
loser
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>>153974952
>public school
I went to a private school. My parents were rich, unlike yours.
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>>153974952
What's wrong with attending a public school? not everyone on /hoc/ attended a prep school
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>>153974956
Monday is the one day I need to actually be in the office so I usually sign off a bit earlier to bed
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>>153974947
Chud
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>>153974954
Are all the teams still owned by the la dodgers owner?
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>>153974956
Hyvaa Yota fren <3
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>>153974960
>my degree when paid for instead of earned
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>>153974979
>i'm jealous
I know.
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business idea: shut the fuck up
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>>153974960
>My parents were rich
But not you...
Looks like they wasted a lot of money
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>>153974975
his wife
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>>153974975
not sure, i'm sure he gary'd some assholes into paying $500M for a new franchise by now. still named their version of the Stanley Cup after himself, the cocksucker. Bet he even calls himself a "philathropist" despite slapping his faggot name on everything he touches.
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>>153974962
Ignorance is bliss, my friend
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>>153975002
>>153975002
>>153975002
NEW
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>>153974990
Perfect, she can take the fall for tax fraud
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>>153974989
I collect all of their money when they pass away. I'm fine. You, however,...
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>>153975006
>implying you can understand the legal paperwork
Your parents paid for you to graduate..



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