my mendozie finnie bouttie impreggie dat edish >news askjeeves . com >rumors ebaumsworld . com >stats ushmm . com
i always get a laugh when i come across a jaguars highlight from last season and the red line for the jaguars field goal range is sitting on their own 40 yard line
Should be sleeping but browsing and listening to some Avenged Sevenfold. Hope WW3 doesn't break out before the season begins and Mahomes gets his fourth ring.
top 5 qbs of all time1-tom brady2-joe montana3-terry bradshaw4-patrick mahomes5-troy aikman
>>153976650no dak?
>>153976650No ryback?
>>153976247Joey 4chan's 2024 season is hilarious >MVP statline where he lead the league in passing yards (4.9k), passing TDs (43) at a 70% completion rate with only 9 ints while being tied 4th in sacks taken, >Bengals miss the playoffs and Burrow's only accolade is a second COTY awardI genuinely think the only reason he came back last year despite the Bungles playoff hopes being a crapshoot at that point was because he didn't want to qualify for a third comeback player award
>>153976617
>>153976735i like how mendozas autism directs him to wear black in public appearances because hes a raider
>>153976650no dan marino no john elwaylol
>>153976733Huh?
If the US loses the Flag Football tournament at the Olympics, the mass suicide of Germans at the end of WWII will look like nothing in comparison.
>>153976796nah all the nfl nuthuggers are gonna be rooting for them to lose because they dared to win against the nfl players, like how nba fags were rooting against lyles
>>153976735she would break poor nandos innocent heart
How bad do you think that anon smells that keeps posting that chick everywhere?
>tom brody bossed by logan poulthis yall goat?
>>153976952i smell like bologna
>>153976709Yeah right now he's in elite company with Chad Pennington but a third cpoty were put him on an island all alone
>>153976709if he maintains this status quo until retirement will he go down as the biggest wasted career ever?would that make the Bengals the KWABOTYOAT for squandering the career of a guy who absolutely could've gotten them a ring if not multiple?
>>153977372marino happened too so it wouldnt be unprecedented. bengals already are the kwabotyoat org regardless and joey is going to the rams in a couple years anyway
>>153976960>tom brody bossed by Eli ManningFixed
>>153977403Joey Softhands is going to be Andrew Luck in a year or 2 after the Bengals refuse to cut or trade him
>>153977431Ocho is gonna cry his eyes out when that happens, it's gonna be hilarious
>>153977372As shitty as the Bengals are, the Browns still exist and so do the Vikings, Lions, Chargers, and a few other teams that can be said to have absolutely wasted potential. At least they still have time, but the window is pretty much closed and Burrow is being generous for even giving them one more year.
>>153977487If one of the only good things you have to say about your team is, "they're not the browns" then you're fucked lmao.
Bussy
>>153977598There goes most of their cap, now fans gotta hope the Seahawks draft well this year.
>>153977598massive overpay
>>15397759842 million aav for a receiver, fucking helland now the rams probably have to match that for jewka nacua
>>153977598I find receivers to be overpaid
>>153977598it could work out but i question giving a record breaking contract for one single elite season
>>153976617Heckin cute general
>>153977625
I hope the Bills bring back Brandin Cooks
>>153976650Steve Young was better than all of them just had a really short career.
>>153977598When you secure an absurd bag you should be forced to work hand rubbing into your celly
>>153977612And there it is
>>153977610At 42/year he's higher than Stafford lol
>>153977598Das rite! No more overpaying for running backs John!
orlovsky is such a clown manimagine unironically saying ty simpson is better than mendoza
You don't need a star receiver to have a great passing attack btw
Passtronaut journey continues
>>153977723He's a fucking retard, always has been, he has retard genetics at his core. I feel sorry for his father
>>153977728Welcome to the Jets or Phins
>>153977725source?
>>153977737Brady 2009-19
>>153977737Name the star receiver for brees when he he threw 5400 yards. No, tight ends are not wide receivers.
Terribussy
My Rammies :)
>>153977598Seahawks fans kept gloating about their cap but I told them JSN was getting extended this off season. Idk why they all thought it wasn't happening till next year
>>153977725You do if you're Sam Darnold
>>153977913Because this money doesn't kick in until 2027 and >>153977892 POOPA (haha) doesn't have a 5th year option because he wasn't a 1st rounder so the rammies will probably have to pay bigger and sooner.
>>153977728When the Jets and Browns dont even think you're worth a 7th rounder.
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>153978022Don't fuck with the Colt and his massive fupa
There will be no 2026 season. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
i like the jaguars
>>153978022mascots are based, i see zero problems
>>153978022You can't tell from the video but the guy filming it is black.
>>153978144I like it when they beat the shit out of kidshttps://youtu.be/ZWI0ppCFdck?si=2-QZB2ki0sfuvSiX
>>153976617Raccoon~
>>153978144>>153978182Those are great, I could watch those games all fucking day.
>>153978022Solid no-look pass right there, he's got the makings of a varsity athelete!
>>153978199Can't stop the Broncos and Colts mascots. Absolute madmen against kids
>>153978199Gotta teach em early
Imagine making it to the NFL and your main highlight is being straight armed into the shadow realm by a fucking squirrel
>>153978199https://youtu.be/49xzeU4NZYY?t=20m22s
>>153978157Ah, interesting. I thought they still had to go to their own separate theaters in Indiana.
>>153978309Probably snuck in, you know how they are.
>>153978199>the head spinI would've been ded
Buncos
>>153978348No shit retard, human heads don't turn that way. You'd break your neck and die right there.
>>153978356Skill issue
>>153976617fake ai photo
>>153978364It's a real AI photo, if it was fake I wouldn't be able to look at it because it wouldn't exist.
>>153978362Why would you want to master dislocating your neck unless you were trying out to become a blowjob champion?
>>153978374You answered your own question
>>153978374>He can't pull a 900 on his head with a simple spinNgmi
>>153978376God speed you glorious gagging faggot >>153978378I'm fine with min maxing life and letting my blowjob and neckgame skills sitting at 0
I think we go a little insane when there's no football to watch.
>>153978356kek
>>153977913>>153977938I actually did the math wrong, the extension doesn't start paying out until 2028 because 27 is his 5th year option, so basically my Sneedhawks get JSN for the next 6 years at ~32.5 million a year, which is a fucking bargain.
>>153978364>she cucked herbert with mendozaholy based
>>153977729KWABOTY
>>153976650aikman is the posterboy for game manager. he had emmitt smith ffs
>Bobo is coming back tooHoly based, great offseason so far.
>>153978560I thought that new contract would override his current one. Does it not?
'arson 'eck
remember that time the raiders scored 63 points, and the lolphins dropped 72 on the broncos?
>>153978657No, because I'm not 40 years old.
>>153978701Newfag
>JSN, Shaheed, and Bobo all signed to new dealsWith the impending Witherspoon contract about to drop, I wonder if the seahawks will be able to re-sign Barner?
>>153978712
>>153978712>>153978729Bo? More like dat Boy slow. Because he broke his ankle. His ankle is BOken.
>>153978756He's pretty fast on wheels.
>>153978767I’ve heard about snail mail, but this is ridiculous.
>OH MY ANTHONY FAUCI!!! DID THE GOOD BOY JUSTIN HERBIE JUST APPEAR IN THE LATEST MADISON BEER MUSIC VIDEO THAT'S TAKING THE INTERNET BY STORM??!? THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY PLAYOFF WIN I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT WE ARE WITNESSING KIND GENTLESIRS!!!! LIGHT THE BEACONS..... METHINKS WE HAVE A POWER COUPLE IN OUR LEAGUE!!!!
Wtf are the Chiefs smoking
>>153978841Pole
>>153976650Favre was better than Aikman
>>153978841apparently not having a secondary or pass rush or wide receivers or non torn knee ligaments is a good thing
>>153978857
>>153978841Meth
>>153978841What did they do now?
>>1539766501- Brady2- Manning3- Mutthomey4- Montana5- Elway
>>153978882
>>153978890WTF I thought he only got a 1 year lmao?
>>153978896It's only 12 mil guaranteed so essentially a one year deal if he plays shit
>>153978623It's an extension, so no. Usually guys get them when they only have 1 year left so there can be accounting benefits for moving some of that money forward.
>>153978929Oh, boy, 2 million per touchdown lol.
>>153977654>1 ring wonder with prime Rice
They've given up on mahomo as the goat QB argument, now they're moving onto the kelce as the goat TE argument. It's pathetic. Next it will be butker as the goat kicker kekw
>>153978944Hey joe, how's the elbow?
>>153978929>>153978890>>153978841lmao, what the fuck are they going to do if he actually plays more than a year? Their budget is so fucked I have no idea how they're functional.
>>153978963Uhhhh Bobby Bonilla maneuver I guess.
>>153978963Stop speed reading ADHD mutt i just said he's only got 12 mil guaranteed. They can cut him next year with zero dead money
I do have to say Kelce is a bro for coming back to help Mahomes give it one more go, considering it's going to end up tarnishing both of their legacies.
It's bullshit some diva recievers get paid 30 million a season or more when running backs, who open up the game to let diva WRs be viable, can barely break over 10 mil a season, while they are the ones with the shorter careers are more prominent chronic health issues afterward.
This is the best tight end in the draft; the Chiefs should draft him at 40
>>153978996i think thats exactly the reason teams wont spend money on them
>>153978950It’s weird hearing Nick Wright say Mahomes might win one more ring.
>>153979014It's just cope. He's got severe PTSD from seeing the mongrel suffer a career ending injury
>>153979037Mahomes isn't going anywhere. He himself can make anyone he throws to a weapon which is why Tyreek hill has played like shit without his mahomebaby to obtain yards from. Sadly, for every AFC team, they will have to wait until Mahomes retires or the off chance he physically can't make the playoffs due to injury. Good luck not winning anything of importance with your "HOF" chokers. At least it makes Mahomes look like a reverse brady where Mahomes didn't have to wait for his competition to retire of get an injury like you know Brady did.
>>153979125Based. Instead of hating on the GOAT we should be worshiping Mahomes since he's the real goat and would never lose to some random in flag football.
>>153979125Mahomes fell off even before the injury. He's finished. Bo Nix owns that division
>>153979166>Blo dix winning anything. Nix needed outstanding ref help throughout the season and for Allen to throw the game by turning it over on purpose to spite Mahomes. If it wasn't for that final pass interfence call the bills would be been the team to lose to the pats in the conference instead of the broncucks who could do nothing against a weaponless maye.
>>153979206
>>153979166But would you suck a log of shit out of Bo Nix's asshole?
>>153979037How is that cope? That’s realistic. That’s him accepting his fate.
>>153979125Tyreek was elite with Pooa. Brady won during the primes of Mahomes, Brees, Rodgers and Peyton.
>>153979234The real battle starts this next season. That's where we'll see who is really the owner of the division. If Mahomes can't take it back while fully healthy then I'll admit nix is a better qb. But if bo nix doesn't then I will post everyday in this general about Mahomes greatness until he is elected first overall into the hof after they change the requirement to get him in before he retires.
The real funny part is nobody expects Mendoza and the Raiders to do shit.
>>153979318There's no world where Mahomes wins another ring. His career is over>>153979328>ackshually last season didn't count because... WELL IT JUST DIDN'T!!! MAHOMIE NEEDED MORE HELP N SHEEEEEEIT!!!!!!!
>>153979332It seems like everyone already knows the rule. 1st overall qbs are always shit unless theyre a manning or from before 2000. Also on a different note every single buckeye qb I've seen go in the draft has been the biggest sack of dogshit in the nfl. I'm predicting some shitger team like the Steelers will draft julian sayin and he'll somehow be worse than fields
>>153978841They're tanking cause the mahomo fraud era is over
>>153979344I hope so.
>>153979332I think he could down the line but definitely not year one. Their roster is straight garbage. They don't have a single position group you'd put in the top half of the league
Remember that time Shedeur Sanders took like 15 rounds to be drafted?
>>153979388He will get the last laugh, chud
>>153979425As a comedian maybe
theyre preseething jej
>>153979425YEAH CAUSE HE'S A FUCKIN JOKE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>153979438Stop posting ugly women please
>>153979438well at least she's cute, I hope the NFL doesn't try to go full E! and talk nonstop about her
>>153979438
>NOOOOOO MENDOZIE-SAMA YOU CANT WIN MVP AND ROTY IN THE SAME SEASON thats what youre gonna sound like in a few months
>>153979328Oh boy, here we go again
>>153979438>>153979469Where's the seahawks classic edit?
>>153979469>YOU CANT WIN MVP AND ROTY IN THE SAME SEASONYou unironically can't, otherwise Jayden Daniels would've won it 2 years ago. ROTY is the "MVP for rookies" award
Guess what team I root for. Pic rel is my fav shirt.
Oh shit I remember Jayden Daniels.
>>153979574I feel nothing.
>>153979595Cause you weren't watching football in 2014 lol.
>>153979568>admitting that you picked a loser who didn't stick around as a dad for your first kids and are now married to a loser who couldn't attract anyone better than a single mom.
>>153979568GO PACK GO
>>153979602I've been watching since the AFC days.
>>153979616Damn, grandpa.
Been raping dem Boyz for over 30 years
>>153979630
>>153979568guess my team
>>153979655Who the fuck designs these lmao?
>>153979663some gut in india or southeast asia who is trying to interpret US culture through machine translations
THIS happened.
>queefs giving the corpse of Taylor swifts husband 50 mil
>>153979701I bet there is some salary cap shenanigans going on right now where she's paying off people outside the loop.
>>153979640Needs to be updated, they beat the Cowboys last season
>>153979655are you a chargers fan, mr squidward
>>153979697Kek was Maye even trying?
>>153979727We've been asking that all season.
>3 more years for a fucking geezerAlright, Coofs
>jets are heavily interests in carson beckRIP in peace
>>153979751Are chins measured at the combine?
>>153979751How could a person become a Jets fan?
>>153979763Some kind of family abuse maybe?
>>153979751Mougey is going to make it happen at pick 33
>>153979751>RIP in peace>Rest In Peace in peacePoint at this ESL retard. Point at him and laugh
>>153979751he should go back and spend another year in college
>the New York 9/11'sWhy haven't they changed their name? It's way more offensive than the Redskins
Kelces retirement shit all off-season is just engagement bait to drive taylor swift headlines Pic related. Kelce literally is playing 2 more years minimum He might actually end up TOOMED and cucked for not retiring earlier despite swift saying she fully supports his career. I can see a resentment album building
Patiently waiting for the update to the Rams jerseys
>>153979344>There's no world where Mahomes wins another ring. His career is overYou said this in 2020, and 2021, and after 2022 even
>>153979800hasn't he spent 7 years in college?
perna is going through a mental breakdown. this image in unedited
Mahomes played the best football out of any QB in the NFL last season before his injury and only got held back by his shit ass team
>>153979846and in other news the sun came up today
>>153979388has to be the biggest draftslide of all time surely? All the draft gurus had him 1st-2nd round max
>>153979846Perna gets his news from /nfl/, hi Brandon!
>>153979857*fewer 3 fewer
>>153979585>stroud and daniels have 1 good year and are considered the future >instead just get worse >gayleb and bryce young get shit on immediately >only progress and get betterThere is karmic justice
>>153979857>heh... mah boy mahomes, he jus' need mo' help
>>153979857I've been saying this for months. Mahomes may be the best nfl player to have ever played football on either side of the ball.
>>153979857>QBR
>>153979892>>153979857yeah and russell wilson had one of the best qbrs in the league when the broncos cut him
>>153979857>qbr
Just catch the ball
>>153979857>3 less gamesthat account is the statmutt confirmed
The most overrated position in football is the TE.
>>153979959>Nfl fans with common sense are considered the "stattymutt"Not everything is about you. How about you talk about your Superbowl winning qb oh wait you don't have one.
>>153979951only if Ryback throws it
Just going to say it. Waste of money.
>>153979988You are right
>>153979966blame kittle
>>153979966Wide receiver by far based on how they are currently paid
>>153979988Maybe if he was any other TE. But kelce is the secret weapon to the Mahomes secret sauce offense. You guys better pray we don't get another HOF tight end or RB in the draft or where getting 6 more owls
football on friday
>>153979344You shouldn't post your image on 4chan.>>153979789>double linebreak between greentext and normal text>not knowing the meme or in-joke>calling people ESLlol lmao even>>153979846He's probably more of a normie than Tom Grossi, but just knows how to play his schtick.
>>153980012Need it
>>153979568loins obviously
Most Overrated Position in the NFL Power Rankings1. TE2. WR3. OLB4. S5. MLB....100. OT101. CB
>>153980012Shoulda came to play school nigga.
>>153979727That was Mac Jones not Drake Maye
>>153980085>80085boobs!
>>153980142
>>153979975the fact you don't even know what i'm talking about tells me you're the statmutt. 7 > 3 btw
>>153980150>404 not found
Grok became paywalled, it was fun while it lasted
>>153980180The fuck is this MC Escher field?
>>153978841Something that makes them think K9 will be another Marcus Allen
>>153980180good, Grok is an abomination on all of humanity like all AI
>>153980183AI is dumb, like nu-madden tier
>>153979846Just watched that video, the Kirk suicide bomb got a chuckle from me.>lower body strokesAlso Mother Teresa flipping off the camera with the Hell's Angels is arguably more demented.>>153980085>>153980142Kino.
>>153980190Sometimes its good
>>153980199This took 25,000 gallons of water and 9001 tons of CO2 emissions.
>>153980203Not my problem, I'll be dead in 70+ years
>>153980203that's still not as wasteful as the browns trading for DeShaun Watson
>>153980211Sheeiiitt
>>153980190you should have seen the slop the street shitters on /gif/ were making with itthe world is a better place with it pay walled
Sounds like Cam Jordan will sign for the Chiefs
Sounds like the Chiefs will miss the playoffs again
>>153980226Based
>>153980216The world would be even better if the internet was just USA, UK, Australia (we need someone to make fun of), and Japan, like a division
>>153980226
>>153980234Trade offer: >country restricted internet with minimal workarounds IN EXCHANGE FOR >Digital ID.
Mahomes plays W1, and its going to be his best year offensively since 2022.kinda feel sorry 4 the rest of the league but not really with how they treating it
>>153980254The fuck is this goofball wearing?
>>153980256>ID to shitpost and/or watch Japanese cat videosThis world sucks
>Seacocks made JSN the highest paid WRKWABNO REPEATSthe highest paid WR in the NFL has never made it to the SB
>>153980273It's coming.
how pissed off would Bills fans be if they brought back Stephon Diggs?
>>153980292I don't even know how it would feel being a Bills fan right now.
>>153980292Why would they go back to that dried up well
>>153980325no money
>>153980346>Even the NFL teams are broke in the current yeargrim.
>>153980236kek at that random dude seething about sirianni
Reminder, Mahomes is the biggest reason the Chiefs fell off
redzone is dead
Dedzone
>>153980264Big, fake silicone filled booba
>>153979871>only progress and get betterBoth of them have already peaked
>>153980180It was peak last year when you could make nsfw shit for free with no limit
Travis will get buckbroken soon
>memedoza
>>153980190AI can already accurately visualize the future thoughbeit.
>>153980381That'd actually be the failures of the 2023 draft class coming to haunt them. 2022 draft class made the dynasty and now almost all of them are on other teams. Chiefs offense is looking the best it has since 2021 going into this season however. They've also got the 5th most overall draft capital in the 2026 draft.
>>153980501>Alabama QBS
>>153980414
>>153980501Looks too much like a dork. He either has Eli Manning autismo powers or nothing.
>>153979751My side profile looks like this
how bad will rogers bring down the team next season?
>>153980618heh
>>153976952chad anime taste
>>153980623Not Kelshit
what am I supposed to do for the next 26 days?
>>153980655Basketball?
Serious answers only thanks
>>153980501There are always these kinds of games leading up to the draft. There are certain players teams want to be available by the time they’re picking, so shaking up the status quo works in their favor. I’m also not saying whether Ty Simpson is or isn’t a good pick, just that you can’t take any draft related reporting on incoming players as having any truth.
>>153980680Watch Patrick Mahomes highlights
>>153980655I'm flying to Vietnam tomorrow
>>153980725
>>153980655>>153980680UFL on Friday
>>153980725What's over there?
>>153980743Questionably moral sex
>>153980743Nothing
>>153980725but anon, the war is over, we won
>>153980781ITS NEVER OVERRRRR
>>153980781>we won
>>153980680I started playing Metal Gear Rising. I had no idea this game was so fucking hard. I expected something laid back and engaging. None of the Metal Gear Solid games are particularly hard. It gets easier once you learn to parry but it's still a pretty intense game.
>>153980753Looks /comfy/
>>153980680I've always liked baseball so that keeps me going. Slowly got into motorsports like MotoGP and F1 and that's been fun especially the 24 hour races like Nurburgring. Also I tend to a hell of a lot of reading. Just finished re reading the Harry Potter series and I enjoyed that way more than I thought I did.
>>153980888Why didn't this jew take a paycut?
>>153980888>SOME... BODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>153980938You think the wedding is going to pay for itself?!
>>153980949what's the point of getting a sugar momma if you still have to work?
>>153980861It is. I love Thailand also and I will spend time there this trip but Vietnam is so underated
>>153980963I don't know, pride maybe
Bro are the Jets seriously gonna draft Carson Beck over Ryback??
>>153980987>Rybitch's pocket presence
>>153980987Ryback refused to meet with the Jets. He said they were beneath him and asked they not take him 2nd overall. He's basically picking his destination.
>>153980987Don't they have like half the picks in the draft? They can take the beckster, ryback, caitlyn clark, laura rutledge, and the racoon girl and still trade some picks for next year
>>153980805STANDING HEREI REALIZE
>>153976617why is she so cute brehs?
If I were a Chargers fan, I would kill myself
>>153981039Is that Ryback!?!?
>>153977607>>153977610Team revenue are huge, the cap is much bigger these days and will grow even bigger in the future so it isn't a big overpay. They also have Darnold on a contract so this is just Seattle diverting that QB money to a young key player.
uh oh
>>153981183Why not top 5, top 10, or top 15?Who the fuck talks about the top 8?Very peculiar
>>153981183Mahomes’s record will get worse
>>153981243not if he never makes the playoffs again
>>153981269heh
>>153981183Brady can't even play without his defense carrying him the entire way. How pathetic. Mahomes would never. His teams always have shit defenses so he has to put the team on his back unlike fraudy.
>>153981285Why doesn't anyone talk about the pats or drake maye anymore? He was second in MVP voting by one and was a few tipped balls away from Superbowl MVP
I wonder what Mike Tomlin is doing rn
>>153980655>>153980680there's MLS
>>153981395He's playing Sekiro.
>>153981395thinking about thos Beans
>>153980888trying to sneak the wigger fits back in rotation when ts is gone lol
>>153979574The Seahawks just won a Superbowl and this is what everyone thinks about when they get brought up.
>>153981645yuuuuuuuup
>>153981426Based. Would be great if he leaves “The Standard is the Standard” in Pittsburgh and rolls out “Hesitation is Defeat” for his next job.
>>153981395supporting his cute daughter
Fuuuuuuuck, I hate the off seasonWhat am I supposed to do for the next 5 months other than jerk off to photos of my sister?
>>153981811jerk off to photos of MY sister
>>153981395This.
>>153981811Will...
>>153981811learn to cook
>>153981811show sister NOW
>>153981840The best way to make egg salad is to separate the yolk and whites. Sad.
It's over
joey will be the first super bowl and olympic champion
>>153981842She looks like Madison Beer (Justin Herbert's gf). The sorta copy pasted Latina type
>>153981853Wtf is this real?
>>153981853you know he had to do it to em
>>153981840ypipo really be out hea boilin dey eggs n shiet
>>153981854This nigga choked a Super Bowl and said flag football it is kek
>>153981840Boiled way too hard.
>>153981853this is editedin reality, they had to amputate at the neck
This is your occasional reminder that the Minnesota Vikings cut Sam Darnold and replaced him with a quarterback who refers to himself in the third person.
>>153981899>99 get SPOOKY
>>153981881Have you ever tried to peel a softboiled egg? It's basically impossible.
It's fucking March what are you jackoffs even doing?
>>153981899>somalian gms
>>153981914No, no, you take the water and eggs off heat once it reaches a rolling boil. Otherwise you get that shitty green ring.
>>153980805RULES OF NATURE!AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UPWITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
I'm starting to think RG3 is a coon.
>>153981853Mahomes can still lead the Chiefs to an AFC Title appearance with one leg.
>>153981950He's currently living vicariously through Jayden Daniels, so it's going to be sad when Daniels flunks out of the league.
>>153981853>>153981954I really just don't get this general's attitude towards Mahomes. I understand when you guys say he's not the GOAT, which is true but and he never will be but a lot of you talk about him like he's not a great QB at all. Out of all of the QBs currently playing, he's by far the least fraudulent and it's really not even close. Yeah, he got blown out in the Super Bowl twice but most other QBs wouldn't have even made it that far. There's definitely some hocus pocus Brady esque magic going on with that motherfucker. He's undoubtedly in the same tier as guys like Montana and Peyton if he retired today.
>>153981955I love Jayden. He has elite speed and elusiveness but he also is a great passer, I remember in that MNF game against Chicago, I saw the Bears in man presnap and I immediately knew that he was about to torch them, he threw a TD against the blitz. Idk why teams would ever try a cover 0 blitz against a good QB, that's basically a free TD for them.
>>153981955Nope, he's going to he justified. If and when that happens he'll use that as some proof that he was bound for greatness and the way the league uses and abuses black quarterbacks is why he never made it there. Him, Jayden, Bridgewater, even back to Culpepper. None of them would have gotten injured if they weren't treated like workhorses. Then he'll post a pic of him embracing another man in a huh while his wife stands there awkwardly smiling next to them.
>>153981950He's a cornball ass brotha.
>>153981973Honestly? I hate his voice.
>>153981973>why don't you like le flag crying man??!?Lol you can't be serious
>>153981858I could fap to your sister just fine then, you doing it tho is a lil weird ngl
>>153980987>Ryback
>>153977729I enjoy the ball knowing anons that say this display does not mean Orlovsky has a low football IQ
>HE HIT ME!!!! WAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>153982021Every QB bitches about flags. It would honestly be dumb to not do it, you want them to be as vigilant as possible to punish the opposing team if they fuck up.
>>153982031Football IQ and actual IQ can often be distinctly different.Like, just think of cornerbacks. Some of them can barely read and write, yet put them in a game and they can lock down a #1 receiver.
>>153977729Honestly, it's more retarded that detoilet put a fuckin tight end on Jared Allen on their own goal line.
>>153982021Silliest sack of the year.
>>153982031Do people realize that most NFL coaches weren't good enough to make it to the NFL? Do they realize that a lot of backup QBs regularly help out the starter and have an incredible breadth of football knowledge despite not being good? You don't have to have been a great or even particularly good player to know the game at a high level.
>>153982041>ifkeyword there. patti cuckitini cries even when the other team dindu nuffin'
>>153980805I've always wanted to play it but it just seems like it'll be a little too gay for me, and I didn't like Raiden the 1st time I had to play as him. Kojima sucks when he doesn't have someone beating him with a whip whenever he gets too retarded. Like, come on man, you can take a shit in a toilet then use the shit to make grenades that slightly annoy and slowdown interdimensional beings who are preventing you from delivering some rice and a phone book to some old lady hologram? Why? How long til the draft?
>>153982059Yeah, Dan Orlovsky being an ELITE FOOTBALL MIND is why the cryions had SO much QB success outside of stafford playing on a team that was playing from behind 95% of the time.
>>153982031It does mean he has low spatial IQ, which is bad for an pro athlete.
Oh man i hope nobody in /nfl/ tries to jerk me off aahahaha that'd be sooooo weird if somebody did that hahaahahaa
NFL team owners jerking me off.
>>153982044>>153982059You DO realize that he was a bad player, he's an idiotic commentator, and probably would be a failure as a coach as well? No one said every bad player can't be a good coach. Anon said Orlovsky is a retard, which is correct
My Indiana Bears
>>153982173>YFW Da Bears bring it home to Gary
>>153982179>GaryGary just can't stop winning.
>>153982190Is this dude still in charge of ice stick soccer? Damn.
Is Gayleb going to throw over 60% this year?
>>153982202I've always enjoyed the conspiracy theory that David Stern sent Bettman to the NHL to destroy it and prevent it from overthrowing the NBA in popularity. It's exactly the kind of skullduggery Stern would have engaged in. He ran the NBA like a mafia don.
>>153982206He merely requires additional assistance
>>153980740hell yeah nigga
>>153982208And what of good Adam Silver?
>TFW no UFL teamGot one of those stupid womens soccer teams though.
>>153980740how about sending these mid ass QBs like Tua And Kyler to the UFL and see if they can play against subpar competition?JUstin Fields, A Rich, nine, and others would bring in some viewership the league really needs.
>>153982022>I could fap to your sister just fine thenDon't I know it>you doing it tho is a lil weird nglYeah, I won't deny that. I'm saving up to move out because I keep jerking off in her room so I should put some distance between us before I do something regrettable
JJ McCarthy status?
Who is the K Pop Demon Hunters of the NFL?
>>153982246finna dab on em in the UFL in 3 years
JJ McCarthy vs Joe Burrow in the UFL championship who you got?
>>153981991Based ball knower. Daniels is literally the black Joe Burrow
>>153982259Is this before or after Joey Robot gets the bionic leg?
>>153982236>>TFW no UFL teamThey're trying, bro. It's hard to start up a league. I'm just hoping Euro football can take off one day. Spring leagues always suffer from being little brother to the NFL, but a Euro league could have lots of legit talent>>153982239>how about sending these mid ass QBs like Tua And Kyler to the UFL and see if they can play against subpar competition?The problem is getting those guys to accept. It's still better to be QB2 or even QB3 on an NFL team while trying to earn a starting job than it is to be the king of spring
>>153982276I fear the thirdies have gotten a taste for baseball after the WBC.
>>153981973Basically the spamming asshole shoving the idea he was already the GOAT despite his obvious decline with his play style (without significant changes) would never have near the longevity Brady had.Also how he would be elusive and scramble, and do bullshit like act like he was going out of bounds but then tip tow and extra couple yards, bullshit like that, and then he had the gall to whine for flags if he gets touched.Fuck that, him and JAllen are flag whiners when they do that dancing around; QBs who advance on the ground past the line of scrimmage should have no special protections and be open to being heem'd.Didn't help that during their peak KC were giant refbabbies for 3 seasons straight; "wah there is holding on every play" but nothing like the KC Oline got.
>>153981973>He's undoubtedly in the same tier as guys like Montana and Peyton if he retired today.
>>153981973Statmutt+hate for being a dynasty+hate for refball has all spiraled into /nfl/ saying Mahomes was never actually good because everyone on this website loves to be contrarian
>>153982499Mahomes is better than Peyton
>>153982518The $(ers want a first round pick for this guy btw
>>153982551...at being a failure.
Holy shit this draft class looks like shit
>>153982554Rang check?
>>153982554Manning was a notorious playoff choker, his legacy would be looked at completely differently if his corpse didn't busride his way into a second ring
Cleveland Browns - 42 Quarterbacks 1999-2025Name Years Starts RecordTim Couch 1999-2003 59 22-37Ty Detmer 1999 2 0-2Doug Pederson 2000 8 1-7Spergon Wynn 2000 1 0-1Kelly Holcomb 2002-2004 13 4-9Jeff Garcia 2004 10 3-7Luke McCown 2004 4 0-4Trent Dilfer 2005 11 4-7Charlie Frye 2005-2007 19 6-13Derek Anderson 2006-2009 34 16-18Brady Quinn 2008-2009 12 3-9Ken Dorsey 2008 3 0-3Brude Gradkowski 2008 1 0-1Colt McCoy 2010-2011 21 6-15Jake Delhomme 2010 4 2-2Seneca Wallace 2010-2011 7 1-6Brandon Weeden 2012-2013 20 5-15Thaddeus Lewis 2012 1 0-1Jason Campbell 2013 8 1-7Brian Hoyer 2013-2014 16 10-6Connor Shaw 2014 1 0-1Johnny Manziel 2014-2015 8 2-6Josh McCown 2015-2016 11 1-10Austin Davis 2015 2 0-2Cody Kessler 2016 8 0-8Robert Griffin III 2016 5 1-4DeShone Kizer 2017 15 0-15Kevin Hogan 2017 1 0-1Baker Mayfield 2018-2021 61 30-31Tyrod Taylor 2018 3 1-1-1Case Keenum 2021 2 2-0Nick Mullens 2022 1 0-1Jacoby Brissett 2022-2024 11 4-7Deshaun Watson 2023-2024 19 9-10Dorian Thompson-Robinson 2023 5 1-4P.J. Walker 2023 2 1-1Joe Flacco 2023, 2025 10 5-5Jeff Driskel 2023 1 0-1Jameis Winston 2024 7 2-5Bailey Zappe 2024 1 0-1Dillon Gabriel 2025 6 1-5Shedeur Sanders 2025 7 3-4
>>153982551...at tearing his ACL
>>153982554>>153982643Kek and true
I'm tired of you sick fucks making fun of Mahomes. Fuck you all
>f-fuck you all!!!
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>mindbreaks Ravensfags
>>153982591>$230 million for 9-10
So true... So f*cking true......
>winner
>>15398281537-6 as a starter btw :)
>>153982819just to lose when it matters most and be a fringe backup for his short 3 year nfl career followed by owning a ford dealership in west palm beach
>>153982591I know Hoyer was lousy elsewhere, but I'll always wonder if he could have kept that position if the Browns didn't draft Manziel. He was coming off an ACL tear that season and had the party faggot breathing down his neck.
Louie board bitch
>>153982819>yeah, butkwab. Still a fucking faggot. kek BITCH.
>>153982910
RBs know
>>153982930
Jamaal Charles!
>>153982996Chiefs have had some of the most underrated RBs post 2000>Priest Holmes >Larry "jew hater" Johnson>Jamaal Charles >Kareem HuntI don't want Kenneth Walker to succeed with them but he could be the next guy that has an incredible 2-3 year run in red
>>153982996>le run fast mankek. NO RINGS.
>>153983009Yeah I grew up complaining that all we got were RBs and dreaming of a top QB, now I got what I wanted and several rings but also my favorite position is RB. :/ Not really a monkey paw curls tradeoff but I do miss being a RB factoryBeyond the Chiefs, I also think Ladanian is criminally underrated. Think about the kind of lavish praise that Saquon got last year where they literally started debating if he was the *goat*. Here’s a comparison with Ladanian’s MVP season:Saquon 2024: 2k rushing, 13 rushing TDs and 33 recs for 278 rec yards.Ladanian 2006: 1800 rushing, 28! rushing TDs, 56 recs for 508 rec yards.My GOAT list starts with Jamaal and Ladanian and won’t hear no arguments
>>153983011>>le run fast manHe was the most elusive RB of all time and would literally seem like he had an ability to tilt the field from the defense’s perspective and send them all tumbling off it. You never see RB’s flip the field anymore like Jamaal used to CJ2K was le run fast man, Jamaal was in the Matrix
>>153983062
>>153983062Nah, he was a queer-bitch and the queefs did nothing with him
But yes, he was also fast :-)
>Laura watch out he doesn't want to talk to you right n-ACK!
>>153983080Try saying that to his face
>>153983088I just did faggot. Do something.
If we’re going to casually sling around the F slur in this forum, I’m heading back to r/nfl
>>153983111Aaron...
>>153983111Good. Kill yourself. FAGGOT.
Have you ever been in a car crash?
>>153983186Not flagged btw
>not flagged btw
>not fl-flagged btw
>not flagged btw.
>not flagged btw..........
Imagine doubting the BecksterHe's gonna ball out and all these haters saying he's a day 3 pick will eat my shit
>>153983254he lost that game btw you raped faggot.
>>153983261Okay so what? He got paid 3-4 mil for the season and is now going to be a top 50 draft pick unless GMs have absolute shit for brains and thinks he's topped out
>>153983277you know nothing about ball and and are a rambling faggot bitch.
>>153983279still called Bo Nix being a 1st round pick and great QB which /nfl/ has been seething about for 2 years. I literally do not care what some random mutt thinks about my ball knowledge kek
>>153983293>dies like a faggot because his anus-lips coach called a retarded playkek. f-f-first r-r-rounder!!!! kys faggot.
>>153983320okay now post Bo Nix win-loss record including playoffs :) it looks pretty good for a *ahem* shit QB like queefies and cazzies were claiming
ya'll ever pull out really thick beard hairs? Why the fuck they grow like that sometimes, anyways go Vikings!
>>153983365No.
>No.
>>153983365no, too many competitive teams in the NFC
Football :)
>>153983615many are saying this
>>153983615looking into it
>>153983615The NFL is going through spring training right now
>>153983239Why would there be a flag?
why do jets fans do this to themselves?
Why do they want me to hate the Seahawks so much?
>>153983698Why do Jets fans even exist?
>>153983698go back
they can't seriously be thinking about drafting drew, right?
>>153980888Its pretty neat how the Chiefs had this poster even before they started dating
>>153983796its the jets theyll probably take him 2nd overall
>>153981586its a cool shirt tbf
>>153976617>I'm freezing outside, I feel my skin tight>My coat is inside, but I look up at you
Which team travels the best? Seems like whenever the Broncos play as visitors the whole stadium is orange
>>153983846that's just fans in other cities, my boy
>>153983854That's what they call it though when a city's team gets the overtaken by another team because the city the team is playing in has no fans
>>153980753This looks beautiful man, holy shit
>>153983846Niners.
Late 2 thread but:>black qbs>black head coaches>coach primate
>>153984004Coward.
>>153983615Get back in /UFL/
>>153983698They’re right in that if they were a non-shitter franchise that they did all the right things last year and into the offseason. The problem is they will whiff on most of their picks, fire their coach at a crazy random time, get demolished in one of the few national games they play this upcoming season, and the morale in the building will sink like the Titanic. Then the cycle starts all over again.
>>153981854it unironically should be Tom Brady
>>153984096After they got destroyed this weekend it should just be the team USA guys and maybe a receiver here or there who seem to have a lot of interest in it.
>Fowler: Cowboys final offer for Maxx Crosby included 1st-round pick (No. 12), 2nd-round pick.
hey, we're actually good at something
lolwut
>>153982499Yeah, he is. I don't even see how you can say otherwise. I'm being completely serious.
>>153984252Why did the raiders cut Daniel Carlson...
joey's bussy
>>153984342im gonna fap to this tonight thanks
>ravens still leaking shit about the crosby trade two weeks laterkekI guess the other 31 teams blocked their number and they think another round of damage control will help
is orlovsky right? is shrimpson QB1?
>>153984592Lolno, CTE got him
>>153984476Just saw something about a degenerative issue or something
>>153984592the only reason he has a job is to be the submissive white guy that takes a backseat for the wise black folk and women on the panelhis opinion on anything is of very little value
>ravens get sold and move to Cleveland >Cleveland Browns renamed and kicked out of Cleveland why are 3/4 of the AFCN the browns anyway, Cleveland Browns, paul brown gets fired and creates the Cincinnati Bengals, or browns 2.0, Browns move to Baltimore, browns are brought back.
>>153984592orlovsky knows ball at an extremely high level but he's also a hot take ragebaiter so it's hard to say
>>153984679If Baltimore doesn't have a football team they'll just riot more
>>153984691Knows ball? he ran out of the endzone for aa safety once
>>153984656yeahthey're really trying to bury the guy to save facegutless pissant organization
>>153984708You have to have an extremely high ball IQ to understand the nuances of his decision making You wouldn't get it
>>153984708you can play like shit on the field and still have an elite understanding of the game. just because a player can't put it all together in the game doesn't mean they don't know what they're talking about
>>153984730you just contradicted yourself
my bearsies :)
>>153984773no i didnt
New>>153984806>>153984806>>153984806
>>153984592No. He purposely says dumb shit for clicks and it works.
