>WINLESS EDITION>PPP EDITION>EDITION EDITION>TALK SHIT GET BIT EDITION
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I would like to apologise to all customers of St Merge, Pooly and Pootans. The family is usually kind to all customers I don't know what is with the guy making the midweek thread.
>The family is usually kind to all customersHoly freshcunt
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>>153976744>kind>st merge
My 'Tohs have the bye so now I need to find something to do on the weekend
https://triplem.listnr.com/w/perth/name-the-bear-make-history-brag-forever/
>>153976822Syper(homage to city past, and city future)>be's winning
>>153976822Perry the bearyReferences Perth, rhymes, is cute
>took 9 cops to take down this unitkekBut understandable, it is Wendell Sailor.
>>153976867>Wendell Sailor
>>153976867wouldve been funnier if it took 13
>>153976884I don't get it.
>>153976822Blacky the Bear, named after the team colours and the fact he is a black bear, with an affectionate and childish diminutive suffix.
we dont have black bears in australia
>>153976822beary evil
Because it would analogous to needing a an entire rugby league team to stop him on the field.
>>153976817Donkey Kong Bananza is pretty good
>>153976926>no Koala bears eitherWe do have numbats though.
>>153976930I only know him from the Wallabies though kek.>dat 2003 Rugby World CupDevastating, but kino.
Quokka the Bear. Doesn't make any sense but as Quokkachads need something...
>>153976822Hakeem
>>153976822https://triplem.listnr.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/20260319___Name_the_Perth_Bears_Mascot___T_Cs.pdf>Entry is only open to residents of WA
>>153976964
>>153976751>two imbeciles wokaking each other>wokaking each other>wokaking
>>153976867do you think any of them were women?
Who do we know from WA fellas?
vile thief
>>153976990
>>153976867a remember seeing a Gif of Big Del in a bar on here - anybody got it?
>>153977026>gif
dont forget what they took from us
>souths set the daughter of a bondi victim on fire
>>153977048
Silverbacks win, little tipple paid for my bets for a few months >pic rel
>>153977073Should've put pezet as first instead of any, had ktongo as both but the 1-12 was a wild ride those last 20 mins, post wins lads
>>153977048It didn't happen, but they deserved it
>>153977073
what happened to the fella who had a grand on a 14 legger
the broncos won kek
>>153977087Swimming in coke and hookers I imagine, well done lad
>>153977091Back 2 back lad, big x got dudded by mam, lost $5
>>153977034kek could Matty get cancelled if this?
>>153977112Nahhttps://youtu.be/j4mmraXp5nA
>>153976944Based. FTB.
https://youtu.be/yMyVK6_KD7I?si=W7f4Jw67OzkgzWUa
>>153977130>alboBased legit bunnies customer >howard Based legit dragons customer >scomoPretended to be a sharks customer, was a cunt
>>153977141Was listening to Gordon Tallis on the radio yesterday and he met John Howard recently and he was still wearing the Red and White Dragons tie
Dementia is a horrible thing
Was Abbott a legit Manly fan or was it just a local area thing where he'd chuck on a jersey for the votes?
>>153977168Slightly less than Howard and Albo, much much more than Scomo
>>153977153Yeah but what was little Johnny wearing m8?
>Abbott Somewhat real Manly fan >Turnbull Fake roosters fan >Rudd Casual Broncos fan >Gillard Surprisingly casual Storm fan >Keating Fake Bulldogs fan >Bob Hawke Real Raiders fan
Q. What does Broncos have in common with toothbrush?A. They both remove plaque
>>153977201Now do state pollies
>Clive PalmerLegit Broncos fan>Peter BeattieFake Rugby League fan which is weird since he was in charge of all Rugby League for a bit.
Thanks for reminding us about Beattie's tenure. He was easily the worst Head Honcho of all time
>>153977205funny joke by why did you have to reddit format it mate
That's not reddit format rather it's the old joke book format, you have to read the gap to convey a sense of timing
>>153977206Her boyfriend is a legit Eels supporter, I've seen him wearing Parra training gear around the city as activewear. Think he might have represented the club too (he's a top barrister).
>James PackerFake Bunnies fan (owner)>Peter Holmes a CourtFake Bunnies fan (former owner)
>>153977112Matty already got cancelled for a #MeToo gangbang
>Adam 'Cripple' HillsIn 2017, he established the Physical Disability Rugby League (PDRL) and became a founding member of the Warrington Wolves PDRL team in 2018. He has played regularly for Warrington, commuting from London for training, and has represented Australia in the PDRL World Cup, fulfilling a childhood dream. He also played in the inaugural PDRL World Club Challenge against his beloved Rabbitohs.
I used to really love Spicks and Specks. It was tragic to see him go down the Jon Stewart type schtick, in England of all places.
yeah he went off the rails and it worries me that he's the President of the Rugby Football League, gives me Manly gay jersey, snake in the grass vibes
>I used to really love Spicks and Specks. It was tragic to see him go down the Jon Stewart type schtick, in England of all places.
The SBS version was always better
Broncos coach Michael Maguire and assistant Ben Te’o involved in heated verbal clashCrisis talks last night with Broncos bosses. Te’o set to table resignation.
Where are you hearing this?
X
Te’o is welcome back at Souths
Ben Te'o has officially quit
madge looks fun to work with
Madge finna be the first coach sacked the year after winning the comp
Des! you are now an the assistant Broncos coach
Whoever was arguing FOR the defence from last week and AGAINST the defence against Parra was right in the Ben Teo vs Michael Maguire bust up
6. Metcalf 7. Boyd
If they play CHT over boyd there's gonna be hell to pay
BREAKING: The Rabbitohs and NSW Government have reached a deal to allow the foundation club to use Allianz Stadium. The Rabbitohs will split games between the venue and Accor Stadium from next season.
Okay so from 27-30 Souths will play 7 games at Accor than 4 or 5 at SFS depending on what they do with Magic round and Vegas/Global round
Would things be better if the 80'000 seat stadium was at Moore Park and the 40'000 seat stadium was at Homebush? I love having Lang Park in the centre of the city and hated having to get out to QE2 while the Broncos played there.
It you Goto the Ticketek website right now you can not buy two seats together for the Broncos vs Dolphins game. But at maximum there will be 45,000 people, so there will be almost 10,000 spare seats. Thisnis basically thhe case anytime you see a home crowd at Suncorp of around 45,000, that is basically when they stop selling people tickets. But we know they can get 52,000 for Origin and finals matches. I think this is the result about how they make tickets available for the multi game memberships. I find it extremely frustrating though.
>>153982918Were the Rabbits using their out of Sydney home games as a bargaining chip to play more in Allianz?
>>153982865no one in easts wants to go to accorits a nightmare to get to and from
>>153982865Growing up I went to every game at qe2 with free tickets from my school and homemade pizza,. Go past the old rust bucket everytime I go to my old boys, went to Griffith uni as well. Good times
Boosting again this week lads. Gotta fix this dumpster fire quickly.
>>153983107based me since round 1
I know it's higher than my last reading but i haven't done a poo s8nce this morning and ive had 1.1 litres of water, approximately 500ml of rum and 2 cans of beer without having tea so I'd call this a victory, if i didn't havr that liquid if be 146 something
>>153983237Please don't make fun of my fat feet btw it's from a medication I'm on it's a common side effect
>>153983237>>153983245I’ll bite. Why have you been posting pics on the scales? Proud of the number? Want to change the number? Humiliation thing? Shitposting?
>>153982932Probably. I'd say it's the best interest of VenuesNSW to have games at the SFS instead of their usual games at Perth/Sunshine Coast/Central Coast
>>153983271A mixture of funposting and wanting to change the number tbqh. The family's bullying is very weak unfortunately, i expected and hoped for more abuse regarding my weight to motivate me but most are interested in my toes instead
>>153983285After 2030 is when shit gets real, the deal at Homebush expires.
well yeah your toes are cooked cuntdo you have thongs with a strap between each toe or something
>>153983335I do not. My toes look pretty normal to me maybe you're the one with abnormal toes
>>153983359I wonder if theyll return to normal if you lose weight
is /nrl/ boxers or briefs I've noticed the players are mostly briefs when they get accidentally dacked but I wonder what they wear when they're not playing
I hate cutting my toe nails and want to pay an impoverished asian to do it but I'm embarrassed, yet I have no qualms having them jerk me off
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/953253
>AFL want Kylie Minogue to perform at their GF Who do we get as a response?
Checking through SC and I can't work out the funnier name>Teancum Brown>D’Jazirhae ‘Mia’ Pua'avase
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/953222
>>153983470>somebody named their kid thatkek
>>153983415briefs>>153983420hate it too. get a pedicure?>>153983441ninajirachi
>>153982813Need to boot sydney fc or waratah hopefully both but south's shouldn't play there either
A 20,000 boutique stadium in hefron Park next to south's training ground would be kino
>>153983507Wouldn't be a good look a lot of local sports clubs use that Heffron Park/Marcellin Grounds area. Bit of a tough ask to boot them out to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to build another footy stadium when it's just easier to let them use the SFS
>>153983522Meant for >>153983512
>>153983441Sneaky Sound System
>>153983441someone really big in America but not so big they cost a fortune
Some MLS teams in America have some really nice looking modern boutique and modestly sized stadiums. Something I've always wanted NRL teams to have
>>153983551>modern boutique
more of an electronics boutique guy myself
more of a RL field with a hill that you take your kids to so they can ignore the game and kick a footy around far enough away from me hurling abuse at the ref cause he's a FUCKWITTA
>>153982865Homebush isn’t great for spectators and it’s not in Souths area, it’s a fair comparison to make because QEII was out of town and shit for spectators whereas Lang Park is in town and good for spectators
>>153983290Lose some wait you fat piece of shit you’re an absolute disgrace and if the diggers at Gallipoli knew you’d be like this they’d have surrendered before they even thought about playing cricket. Go for a walk cunt and do some swimming lessons
>>153983733real irish cause I cringed hard
>>153983748Irish is only trying to bully this guy cause he asked to be bullied
>>153983551This is all well and good in the US, but we can't afford the cost of getting the CFMEU to build something like that here.
>>153983808yeah thats why its cringe
>>153983808>>153983824let me be clear, irish is being performative because he's a redditor, he wants to be seen as caring and doing the right thing but its low effort rubbish, he gives zero fucks about the fat cunt thats not his purpose he just wants to be seen as he's trying to halp "oh der wat a saint heis", I bet you he has zero tattoos of his beloved redfern first nations RABBITOHS, he probably picked that peem cause thats performative too, he's probably upper class but he feels bad about us working class slobs so when he supports the league he's doing a community service so he can live with being born rich, he's never been harassed outside of liquorland for some money from a Latrell look alike cause he's not one of us
I think Irish might be Ben Ikin
>>153983861jej u poor bro?
NRL player tattoo idea: your postcode BUT in roman numerals so its like extra deep and shit bro
>>153983512Just walk to Moore Park to dumb houso.
>>153983441We just have to accept defeat
>afl >uhh get someone really really really popular putting makeup on a pig as they say>NRL>*googles popular music* try get whatever that guy is whateverthe sport is enough
>>153982865They should have built the Olympic stadium at Darling Harbour. If they'd delayed the port closure/redevelopment of Darling Harbour in the 80s for a decade it would have bridged the gap to the Olympic bid & build the 90s. Now they're knocking down and redeveloping half of the 80s stuff they built there anyway.
unc waking up early to mow his lawn
>>153983290Get a script for ozempic, makes losing weight piss easy
>>153984070
ozempic made someone i know go blind in one eyeapparently its a known potential side effect, his doctor said he might still lose sight in his other eye even after stopping taking it
Better to just eat less and not be a lazy slob and keep your both eyes
>>153983861TRVTH NVKE
>>153984397do they have to be Australian?
>>153985954And how exactly did this happen to your friend of a friend? It's not a potential side effect.
>>153986470it was my dad's matedoes it have to be a side effect recognised by the manufacturers to be valid in your eyes? or are side effects recognised by third party studies sufficient?
>>153986525>or are side effects claimed by anons on a basket weaving forum sufficientFTFY
so true, anyway off to get my 9th boosterhope i dont faint like normal! hate needles!
>>153986525What 3rd party studies? They'll include things reported by doctors that are not found in any studies, and are more likely stastical coincidences, just to be safe. The TGA just added depression as a side effect warning for Ozempic because of a few doctors reports, despite it not showing up in any study as a side effect.https://www.tga.gov.au/news/safety-updates/glp-1-ras-warnings-aligned-over-potential-risk-suicidal-thoughts-or-behavioursIf there were any suggestion of eye risks they'd be warnings about it. Ozempic undoubtedly saves many people's eyes from diabetic retinopathy.
>>153988461Europe's Pharmacovigilance Risk Assessment Committee (PRAC) has recognised it as a side effect, affecting both diabetic and non-diabetic people taking ozempic (more common in diabetics obviously).Theres 44 cases of eye issues in australia associated with ozempic, and 14 cases of complete blindness.
Are premierships really worth winning if it upsets people, first Hakim Haas, now Ben Te'o?
>>153988527>approximately one additional case per 10 000 person-years of treatmentAre you really planning to live 10,000 years?
>he doesnt understand what a person year isright, anyway not sure why you got so worked up about my dad's non-diabetic side effect are you a member of the sackler family by perchance?
dad's mates*
ozempic heemed my grandmother, from healthy kidneys to kidney failure after 6 months on itwatch out if you happen to be an old woman lads
>>153988582Because it's a tiny added risk in real terms for something very rare, there's a fair chance your dad's mate got it for reasons unrelated to ozempic, and there's hundreds of far more risky things (heart disease, diabetes, NAFLD, etc.) that squiggle toes is going to suffer by staying morbidly obese which ozempic will cure.
Irish isn’t Irish he’s a VPN janny
Tiff in the news again
How is this newsworthy?Surely shes paying them for promotion
Hey fellas did you see the ad... I mean news article write. About me teehee
Shits fucked
never been more happy to be a fat loser who doesn't have to drive anywhere for anything
>he didn't buy a BYD
>>153989387lol samehope the leagues still on though
>>153989069Watch the Kenty podcast about his come back. At one stage, well into his saga, he asked a DailyMail reporter why was he calling him as nothing new or newsworthy had, at that stage, happened. The reporter replied that people were interested in reading about him, so they wrote stories to cater to the public want (clicks). As Kenty said, journalism today isn't about informing people of what they ought to know (breaking news stories in the public interest to inform the public), but rather telling the public what they want to read about. The successful journalist of today writes the stories his audience wants to read about, not tell them what he thinks they ought to know. And the people want to read about photospreads of Tiffany Salmond, made on any pretence.
>>153989374Where you buying fuel?
>>153989419she is prime dickbait material to be fair
>>153989069We promoted it here for free>>153945996
>>153989464711 on buchanan rd, i use 98
>>153989387Are you the scales poster?
>>153989501She paid me for that
>meStolen valour
>>153989508Nah I'm two thirds the man he is
>mewhich split personality are you mate
There is something fundamentally wrong at the broncos in terms of culture when players and an assistant coach think they are in charge over the head coach.
not feeling that great about my team this week but up against the fella thats given up already
I haven't given up I'm just bad and haven't done my boosted trades this week yet
oh sorry lad, didnt want to kick you when youre down - im like 3rd to bottom myself
I've been having a big think lads, instead of increasing the salary cap next media deal or maybe not by as much, bring back the win bonus. Declare it as tax free prize money. I was just looking through the 2014 premiership team lists and there were a few guys there that should've been set for life but probably went into scaffolding for the last twenty years. Coming second is still a win. >Kirisome Auva'aWhat's that coconut doing now? A premiership should've been a sweet Milly each back then, broke a thousand year drought, shouldn't have to work again. I'm talking weekly as well>if we win this week we get a cheeky $5ktax free cunts lessssgooo!!Thoughts? Obviously on top of their wagies pay
>>153989805doesnt that just incentivise good players collecting into the teams that are likely to win?like why would i play for the eels if i can earn more with a lower base salary playing for the panthers?
>>153989805>I was just looking through the 2014 premiership team lists and there were a few guys there that should've been set for life but probably went into scaffolding for the last twenty yearsBased 2034 time traveller
The Perth Bears will reveal their jerseys at the Storm vs Manly round 23 game at Perth (August 8)
The Newcastle knights
>>153989880I'd tell you the lotto numbers but they'd know it was me>>153989865Loser mentality bro, imagine how savage the low paid wagies would go? On paper most teams are there abouts every week, it's an added incentive. Players get fined for poor behaviour, why not reward the winners?
>>153989865More specifically about a premiership, how much revenue does the gf bring in? Why shouldn't you be rewarded? Why shouldn't it be prize fight money? What's Kirisome doing now?
no matter how much money you give some of these meatheads theyre still going to piss it away and end up hanging doors for a living
I ate 500g of cheddar and 4 onions and now my breath is absolutely pungent
>>153989933thats why you gotta get a sweet hosting gig while you're still playing and then miss the next game cause you failed a fitness test because you were partying with Vonnie backstage
Ben Barba & Anthony Milford both $1million players both still had their parents in housing commission houses both have nothing to show for their careerJosh Dugan apparently was doing concreting a year after retirement
>>153989940I paid $18 for a maccas burger this arvo
>>153989993Well to be fair with Duges I'm just gonna assume he was on about $500k-$800k for most of his career. It's good money but it doesn't set you up for life he's gotta do something with his time
>tfw in a pot bet with the boys and I have an awful record so farI need some help lads, what bets are you putting on this weekend?
>>153989993>both still had their parents in housing commission housesthats fucked
if i was earning $500k a year, nothing in my life would change except id probably order slightly nicer uber eats orders
If I was a footy player who earned 6 oray 7 figures over a good 10-15 year career I'd fucking get so fat after retirement. Like Terry Hill before he sadly left us
I like how you skipped the footy career part kek
>>153989805It’d work better if there’s no salary cap, individual clubs can set their own win bonuses, and the NRL can stump up some prizemoney for making the finals and winning the gf. The draw will have to be done evenly and fairly so everyone plays everyone else twice and yeah it’s really good idea overall
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