Dana White
fucking janny filth won't let me make threads for finland
im thinking may c wins
Each day we get closer to it being legal for me to beat the shit out of a woman for money in a cage with people cheering me on. I’ll be ready when my name is called to best the living fuck out of a female that thinks her bones are stronger than mine. I’ll be ready.
Said, I'm blind to you hatersCan't touch me, rumor creatorsMe say where is the love, latelyHey, ask you how the world ah run so
*clap clap clap**points to ground*
Jon Jones self admittedly turned down 15 mil to fight Poatan at the White House
more like the TRITE house card hehe(if you liked this post please let me know it took a lot more captchas to post this)
Nobody asked Tomala to fight at the whitehouse
Dana White orchestrated the White House card so a brown Spaniard could heem a white American on the White House lawn
Oi I’m gunna needtah see your pos’tin lie sens
>ilia beating garth Yeah right
Ameritards put on fights for their president like he is a Roman emperor at the coliseum. Bunch of cock sucking brown nosers.
>>153978610good one
Alexa Grasso's feet
Clitia beating off a BBC
Dana is trumps cock sleeve
>>153978617Gaethje will have War machine in his corner, the stakes are much higher now
>>153978581permaheems jon jones' career in everyone's path
>>153978630Ameritards dedicated an entire card to your nation. What did your nation do? Produced it’s too black athletes to go to decision. Thanks for tuning in Nige
Dubs and Jizzy gets brutally heemed
>>153978655OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>153978650Ameritards are legally obligated to suck jewish and nigger cock daily
>>153978642DDPonald is a sissy bottom sadly Jdaddies got xer fartin on it in a full pair of dementia depends…
>>153978655
If post is made successfully Israel wins in a 49-46 chess match
250 straight years of kicking ass. mad we aren’t holding our birthday over Der. HUGE NEWS!! for the 251st birthday of the US the UFC will hold a card in London, Pakistan
>>153978663You can’t watch tv without a license. You have no freedoms. Free to brush your teeth yet you decline. Thats your only freedom
When Izzy sees himself as the main character of an anime, he is unstoppable
>>153978671America is the great satan of the world. Bin Laden was 1000% justified and is a saint.
>>153978667One off oh how the chess tables have flipped. Fight game be like that
>>153978677You have the freedom to choose between sucking nigger or Jewish cock
Showed Evloev to my teenage daughter and she grunted before running to the toilet. What does this mean?
>>153978680>shocked combat sports are jewishYou’re talking like a Paki. You hate America but use everything we produce. Please only talk about British promotions
One guy in a turban beat the entire American empire. The greatest hero of our age.
>>153978671It should have been American fighters vs British fighters, cazzies who will watch it don't know who Pereira or Topuria is but they know what a british flag looks like and will immediately drive up the hype
>>153978714US vs UK wouldve got all the Brit’s to fly over and we could’ve had a fun time. Nope. :(
>>153978713‘Samdaddy really had the piggies flying on abbatoir airlines!
>>153978719Prize fighting was invented in London with no Jews involved
>>153978731>points to the ground
US vs UK card>Jones vs Tom>MVP vs Colby >Stephens vs Allen >Campbell vs Emmett It’s not too late to change the card
>>153978731Look at that sad little piggy squeeling his last oink
>>153978733>prize >jewsThey’ve always been involved you fuckin dummy
>>153978736MVP doesn't even rep the UK flag.
Bo Niggle
>>153978736Banger, maybe match Mason jones with Chandler instead of the brazilian
>>153978746He can be the feature prelim against an African then
>>153978655Pyfer’s power is an absolute meme. His UFC knockouts are over two ultra chinny guys
>>153978750Boom there’s the card. How hard was that? 5 1/2 minutes? I’m thinking about going to PFL with my match making talents and getting the Bellator brand back in action.
Liberty Brawl > White House card
>>153978746He reps the BBC flag.
nigga said prize fighting
>>153978778
That’s what I’m supposed to fight for, a prize! DUH?!?
>>153978781fries pie ting
wonk nose pakis
you will seethe at trump and you willwatch the event anyway
Movdaddy > gspiggy
>>153978789Replace cage with a fast food establishment, and allow mentally able and unable participate. We could see our first downs champion, they are strong and tough.
wrestling should only be allowed in the first 2 rounds to drain their gas tank. after that you have to finish them off or it doesnt count retrospective scoring is the only hope for our sport
Has there been a study on the strength and toughness of those with Down’s syndrome. They’re always upbeat and so tough. With some guidance I could see a man with Down’s syndrome being a legitimate champion
>>153978820they can only get so far with limited fight iq ceiling i fear/ my dear
>>153978813If they had to fight in 3-4 inches of standing water and got caked in sand after each round we would see less wrestling
>>153978820we already have one. oh wait you said down's not brown's
>>153978827What if you catch them at birth and from their first breath they are thinking mma. And surround them with non stop combat so when they mature their brain is only wired to fight. That my friend is a Fighting Machine, the most complete martial artist you can be.
what if jones was down
>>153978831Browns got a little bit of downs in them. That Jean Silva is a fighting retard
Down - 311 #NP #Walking #Out
>>153978836hm i guess you can compensate for the lack of iq with pure fight instinct
>>153978831It’s true, India Topiglet is a raped brown faggot
>cant be fighting for 15, sorry bro
>>153978848Will we see a retarded champ or japanese champ in the ufc first? I’m down with Down winning first. They got the grit
>>153978871>how bout we cut u
>bj penn signs with BKFCmy god
>>153978883>big right hand
>gooby is fighting a couple weeks after the whitehouse card which chandler is fighting on
>Penn to BKFC>Power Slap gets 5 year MGM extension life is good n da penn bruddah
Dillashaw did nothing wrong
They should heem any captured Iran soldiers during the intermissions of the UFC White House card
>>153978927Mokaev vs TJ
Bob sapp fighting at the white house
>>153978957Kek whenever i think of him its the the one fight where he slowly crouches begging not to be struck anymore
>wing c lost >charles lewis not repped on the cage what has this sport come to
>>153978906holy fucking BASED
Controversial opinion: Dana white is not a good person
So what do you say to somebody you hate?Or anyone trying to bring trouble your way?Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way?Just study a tape of Ciryl Bon Gamin Gane
Opinion: the only good people I know are the people I know.
ufc whitehouse should be tax payer funded
i've got ufc white house covered dana just send me the bill after. book as many big fights as you want.
>>153979012I know what they’re doing and I’m all for it. Give me yearly combat games and up it each year. The world population is too high.
I don't know Dana White well enough to pass judgement on his character
So what is the arena setup going to look like for UFC WH?
I’d do a UFC cruise around the world with all the titles. BKFSea will rape the White House card
>>153979010So gays, then?
>>153978906ONE LAST RUN
>>153978697its called vomiting
Chael Sonnen in tight jeans --or--Clay Guida in the shower
>>153979059Shower guida all day
>>153979043No lighting rig above to give an open view to the White House, it sounds like they’re making a custom stage and it’ll be a 7/10 setup.
>>153978799do you call fighters you like daddy because you're gay or something?
how will the fighters cope with the sweltering summer heat outdoors?
>>153979043dana is going to hold up a really long pole with a light on it
…I can’t find the BJ Penn news. Don’t tell me this was fake news
https://biggaycruise.com/>the gays have cruises
>>153979064>t.
Y’all are a bunch of imposters
Tito is Pinky, Dana is the brain
>>153979065Hmm so is the WH the locker room? Or are the fighters entering from some kind of tent/building thrown together? Or are they they just getting dropped off by ubers, LeL
>>153979078Just keep refreshing the page
Jean secured the title fight
>>153978638thanks
The decision is mightier than the finish. The high school virgin is mightier than the old whore.
>>153979085i'm typical
>>153979092bjpenn.com only allows one refresh an hour to limit imposters
>>153979088Im fuckin SICK of the way Tito Ortiz is spoken about, in all reality he is highly intelligent and articulate
>>153979098why dont you just watch gay porn instead of calling random MMA fighters "sexy daddies" anon?
>>153979098
MYSTERY NIGGA
>>153979081>you know what they do I’m not going on your gay cruise gayboi
>>153979105Name one difference between mma and gay porn
>>153979113epic xD
>>153979109i'm afraid you can't pass the eye test if you aren't visible
>>153979091They have to be dropped in by helicopter or this show is total shit. Having them on a bleacher waiting and warming up behind like a wrestling tournament lol
>>153979113the 10 point must system
>>153979065>>153979043No, the lighting structure is an arch. it's not hard to control the climate outdoors for cooling if you have the money for it. The lighting rig will also act as a canopy if unexpectedly rains. Without lighting it would look like shit even in daylight. It will also be shaded from the sun.
>>153979109>fortune I’ve seen enough
>>153979113you're not an MMA fighter
Carlos condit is now trans
>>153979130He sed gonna be like neber seen b4. I seen dat
>>153979133OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>153979133I’m the ultimate fighter.
part of me wishes i was team tom now his career is in tatters feels like i somehow bet on the clear winner and let my skillset down
I see lerone Murphy and I see a broken xhem
I’m ashamed of /heem/ rn
MVP mma has signed Saul Rogers
MVP mma has signed Joseph Duffy
MVP mma making major moves. This promotion means business
>>153979184>>153979191Why couldn't GFL do this?
>>153979105They’re your daddies.
>>153979237no, theyre mma fighters you spent 6 months calling "sexy daddies"
PFL signed Joe Schilling and he is fighting Donegi Abena
>>153979207GFL has given us legends like Benson Henderson who headline PFL in May
Merab probably beats Yan in the trilogy, Yan apparently had a surgery on his back or something, that stuff is overkill while Merab is probably fueling his trainings with his hatred over russians, it will probably be very competitive at least
>pfl
25/8 has what it takes to move up to HW and capture that PFL gold
sexy grasso mommy
whos mokaev fighting? its gotta be something substantial or mvp wouldnt bother. they have a finger on the pulse of mma
>>153979242A Muzdaddy will represent Pignada at dirty diaper president’s sharthouse. Get on your knees and oink for him!
>>153979269>A Muzdaddy will represent Pignada at dirty diaper president’s sharthouse.are you going to be jerking off to men competing in MMA then too?
>>153979069it is gayer to watch and actually somehow enjoy movsar fghting than sucking cock tbf
Bellator was on another level. Bader: HW champ for 2,251 daysBader: LHW champ for 1,155 daysLombard: MW champ for 1,040 daysJohnny Eblen: MW champ for 1,121 days Ben Askren: WW champ for 1,120 daysMichael Chandler: LW champ for 1,229 days Little khabib 1050 days shit champ Patricio Pitbull: FW champ for 3,083 days Eduardo Dantas: BW champ for 1,338 days
>>153979275DDPonald will. Nothing gets he maggoty male minge moist like a virile Muzdaddy.
>british flag>post about gay sex and poopname a more iconic duo
>>153979303but you'll be jerking off to them too, right?
defend the featherweight belt 9 times like Pitbull and call me in the morning b
heemly reminder i bones anyone in thread
what about keep the draft and lottery but only allow non playoff teams to pick in the first round?R1 1-16R2 17-48R3 etc etc
Talmbout national fighting association tanking rules b dats more of a Dana Silver problem
>>153979000One day I was slimin' byWith the title on, when I was poked by GaneIn me oi me eyeStrangled him up in the kebab shop like he was Charls Shartz
instead of spending a $billion a year on the UFC, netflix can just spend half that and put on a big card every month.
>>153979465Nice bad boy shirt
Round 1, IsraelHe takes round 2 with leg kicksLikewise for round 34 and 5, crowd disperses50-45 x3
pyfer wins via draw
pypher already born again christian coped the inevitable loss
if you love wrestling so much why don't you watch gachimuchi?
pyfer vs dricus at the white house
>>153979527imagine knowing what that is
Reminder.
>>153979559that's what happens when you live in proximity of slavshits.https://youtu.be/uB8wikbUX1A?si=21Oq5D_Y5rFxYyu9
>>153979460>nexflixi dont watch that crap
>>153979566This is the same as when women say they want a nice guy but then end up with my cum on their face and a lyft home.
dogbender is getting retired by a bumyou love to see it
>>153979598>12,5bappa just rework it and space properly awld dawg wader we dune
>>153979619dune was boring my man
>>153979624you better not be referring to the lynch version b
>>153979628of course not
>>153979098Movsar is such a meek little gay, if he was gay he would be a bottom
>>153979628the somali propably means the disney one>>153979634how can clozdaddy be right so many times
>>153979638don't call me that
i should do the thing the not so jacked taiwanese guy professor jiang does>>153979647it was a nasty line
india clozpigria
cloz clogan
i see jizzly returning to form
how long has izzy been in the top 15 now it's about to come to an end
>>153978865>two grown men groping each other while half nakedEveryone in this thread is an absolute faggot. Simple as.
>>153979635When did being an “alpha male” become associated with domination?Isn’t an alpha the one sacrificing for and taking care of the group? What am I missing?
>>153978680Hey, that's a half truth!
>>153979687
I can submit khabib too
>>153979687wtf this post gave me dejavu
>>153979635he has shy shota energy
>be jizzy>sacrifice whole of your spark for getting single win against poatan after 3 separate humiliations>get buckborken by jab and teep >have Africaness revoked by king of Africa >have shit blown off smooth by mr jab and teep's victim we are here>get flushed down the toilet by sum bum>rematch Costa thinking he'd get easy win just for him to knock him out and hump him
>>153979719>rematch Costa thinking he'd get easy win just for him to knock him out and hump himI'd cum all over my screen if that happened
prime costa heems aspinall
>>153979687food for thought
Apparently gooby is fighting max. Amazing!
>>153979728you do that anyway
Izzy’s contributions to the sport have caused more benefit than harm. Your denigrating of him is unfortunate.
>>153979715dont worry, ill be repeating this a lot
>>153979758you hurt my mental elf
>>153979465Why didn't he want to shake hands?
First openly gay(male) champ will be huge
>>153979786Good thing you got a chance to be champion
>>1539797868 inches and thick
>>153979786Merab was a champ just last year
me vs kevin holland haters
>>153979760what contribution? people not watching mma?
>>153979786What of Jones, DDP, Gooby, Khabib?
>>153979811Merab was balls deep in Nina Drama.
>>153979760As much as it pains me to admit, he holds the one and only good win in MMA.
netflix shouldve signed tate to fight schaub
>>153979828Fraid Aljodaddy’s BBC obelisk packed and pozzed Meraped’s bacon gape
>>153979888miesha?
>francis/some hue light heavyweight>two 40 year old women>jake paul's sonsGlad Larry Ellison is winning this media war. Go fuck yourself, Obama.
i put my mind on itand i put my grind on ityou lot have done no such thing unfortunately
>>153979786middleweight has had 4 in a row
>>153979910talmbout the tormentor? >>153979919cobra
>>153979719His win over Pereira has a lot of weight to it, it was a revenge fight spawning over two martial arts, 10 years in the making and within a championship bout, there is simply nothing that comes close to it, the stake kept getting higher and higher, can you find a fight with similar aura to it?
>>153979927roye gracy vs ken shemrock 3
>>153979927Tito Ortiz vs Chuck Liddell IIITito Ortiz vs Chael SonnenTito Ortiz vs Randy Couture
>>153979927A mere adumbration of what Gane will inflict upon Alex.
>>153979927anthony smitch v chase serman gamebred mma 2026
i was on the jizzy train after he heemed rob. it was a simpler time. of course he fumbled it all immediately with the yoel fight.
>>153979927Daddysanya had AGPoatan bricked up. He got spunked and spanked to sleep dreaming of he Daddysanya’s BBCHe TWPiglet squirte in it’s cage!!! clenched up he bacon bussy so hard thankin it was Daddysanya’s THANG still all on up in him!
>>153979971You misunderstand. That's just high fight iq. When you're a seasoned vet you master the ability to engorge your meng upon heeming. This ensures that you have a respectable piece in the event of death.
>>153979971you must have been so hard watching that and thinking of all the "sexy daddys" you're mentally ill and obsessed with
dana white centralized paramount sexy daddy distribution network
Izzy's win is good but let's face it was a very specific set up and the kind of thing a fighter can only ever pull off once and never again (Masvidal's knee also comes to mind).A deliberate fluke if you will.
The true test is Pereira vs Aspinal at 185
>>153980017
we naming the publicly gay fighters. I will start. Deiveson Figueiredo.
dricus explained everything. he simply lost track of the time and forgot to finish khamzat. it was only when he heard the final 10 second clapper that he realized his mistake.
jones was blest that there just happened to be a bum with a win streak and bare hype yeah in the current hw roster that could generate a big pay and he turned it down. blinded by his own ego i fear
>>153980043Getting himself against the cage on purpose, shelling up to bait the onslaught and then throwing that is what I meant.
83 days until Gane fights.
>>153980056ye he said his legs were heemed in the first and 2nd fight. he wouldnt have made it to the 3rd round of the 2nd fight
wtf jizzy is only 36. hes barely coming into his prime. silva was 43 when he fought jizz
>>153980046Clitia “India” Topiglet
if you didn't cry and weep seeing this live... don't even try calling yourself a fan of combat sport
Jon? Ignored.Dana? Ignored. Gane? Ignored.Pereira? Ignored.AGP? Ignored.
>>153980101Crazy that he had to say this shit whilst fighting Kelvin
>>153980151you cant fool me, thats chuck lidells body on kelvin gastelum
>>153980194Top lel but smashed and slammed to 5 foot 7
turboflushed josh emmett is the only ranked featherweight evloev even has the slightest potential to finish
>>153980227emmett retired you fucking casual, jesus you look stupid.
>>153980046The guy who wore a speedo in the ultimate fighter
Man, fuck this shit!
>alex goes back in time to fight randy for every belt
the wmma is staying at her fat lesbian friends for the night
Prochazka really is something, never a decision, always a heem or be heemed in glorious fashion. No pitter patter, just throwing hands. Jiri IS /HEEM/
>>153980326why aren't you?
>>153980361can't stand the greasy muffdiver
>>153980326We don’t sign our posts here
>>153980357I hope that he filters Shartberg so that we’ll never hear from CKB again. But I ain’t getting my hopes up.
>>153980322its the combos b, alex and tom trading in the pocket is an out of control thing to imagine
>>153980400Unfortunately i don't think this is a good matchup for Jiri. Ulberg has the typical stand on the outside, circle, kick/shit style that Adesanya utilized in the early days, anything to get the win is their motto. The same way volkanovski used to sit on the outside and spam leg kicks, that's their motto. Ulberg won't stand and bang with Jiri or he'll get slept. Ulberg will spam leg kicks, occassionally 1-2 and just keep circling, i remember how sick and tired we got of this citykickboxing strategy many years ago during the adesanya era, now we may have to endure carlos fucking ulberg doing it. I hope jiri finds a way to heem him, it would be so kino, jiri becoming champ again.
me fookin eye
whys yous lot booin meh
so Is turn to the constable and says 'your not takin a point, la? your just letting em stick his fingies out in all?'
you cannot tap and circle a real fighter
fightahs don’t dance, they boogie
Has Ulberg ever been rocked? He looks like he's maori or some shit. Jiri might not be able to get a finish.
>>153980435We know from Ilia plapping Volk and Izzy getting fucked up by Sean that fighters from that gym get fucked up by guys that are good at putting on pressure and cutting the cage.Jiri will heem.
>>153980521Hmm looks good for Jiri but Kennedy has retarded reach so maybe not.
I firmly believe in my heart of hearts that Jiri is capable of heeming anyone. Even himself.
With an Ulberg win, why not give Jacoby the next title shot.
i firmly believe in the heart of the cards that khamzat will be a three division champion and save heavyweight from gables reign of terror in 2030
I firmly believe in my deck of jokers that the sport is not enjoyable. We’ve seen it all. We’ve seen the best. This sport is finished
nothing beats a good meng heem when you finally get a moment to yourself
nothing beats a good glass of water when you finally get an glass to yourself
>>153980643keep this toilet talk to yourself or ill have youre ace jack
>>153980648this is very true too>>153980651terribly sorry i thawlt i was in /box/
Hellraiser, in the thunder and heatHellraiser, knock you back in your seatHellraiser, and I'll make it come trueHellraiser, I'll put a spell on you
Te Huna tricked me in the believing Kiwis don’t get chinny but they do. Why do this to Ulberg. Jiri by rolling thunder
>>153980700*shrugs*I guess it's Jiri's fight to lose
Wanna watch a movie Can’t sit still Flying down to RioGoing to Brazil
It's all the same, only the names will changeEvery day it seems we're wastin' awayAnother place where the faces are so coldI'd drive all night just to get back home
Burning me, burning youBurning us to ashDrowning us in a sea of flames
I know you’re only talking to keep the silence out Maybe you should listen and leave some room for doubt You’re just handing out bad reputations Why don’t you shut your mouth?
No stop signsSpeed limitNobody's gonna slow me downLike a wheelGonna spin itNobody's gonna mess me around
Jiri by inner strife.
Jiri nearly lost to Khalil, Ulberg might actually have a chance at beating him. Not sold on Jiri when his best win is washed Glover, who nearly beat him. Khalil got a gift decision against Jacoby, Jiri is too flawed to call him the best fighter at 205
You dare to tell me what to do, you have a lot of nerve Watch your mouth or you might get the dentist you deserve You’re leaving soon, your awful doom, example to us all >ufc trained
no one has ever called jiri the best at 205 but the most soulful you dumb piece of shit>>153980785exquisite expression
>>153980786Things all lining up for a Jacoby title shot. That’s how the US gets an undisputed champ
jiri has mouths to feed ulberg is a dead man
>>153980786Jiri's best win is Muhammed Lawal tho
chris duncan has mouths to feed moicano is a dead man
>>153980812Emanuel Newtons best win as well. Many have knocked out the King Mo but few have done it just.like.that.
like what exactly
>>153980842If he told you then it would expose the Ulberg gameplan. Trust the process Q
Jiri by eventual KO
jon jones vs jamahal hill at 205 is the fight to make
jiri has been unstoppable in fights where he wasn't heemed dead
When the three martial arts combineThe belly of the ufc will dripAll divisions become one Not all that fight seem to be who they areQ
Whatever happens Khamzat will be LHW champ in a year
why is the cia in heem again
>>153980860Make it Tom at 205. Tom/Jones
Israel Ade-CIAh. False flag fighter. Trace all events to izzy
>>153980879i get followed around online by cia. have been for years
based jonesy still has them revved even in retirement
>>153980898happens to only the best of us pal
>>153980880Hemt dead by Kingston Moses.
>>153980818moicano has:>a son to haise>a tax to pay>a live to leavechris is doomed
If Jiri wins, Izzy should move up to LHW and challenge him after he flatlines Pyfer
>>153980915jon jones will never be in love with you
>>153980944Flip it and multiple it by 10. That’s the weight Duncan carries m8
>>153980842Do what Glover did but with more leg kicks and don't get subbed.
Mega 327 parlay: Hokit/Azamat/Pitbull/Cub/Kelvin/Van
>>153980962neither did bryce b the fuck are you on about stop being argumentative
Insider here. Jones getting cut
>>153981019That was a TRE you dunce
Ask the walls and doors what these hands do. Catch some UFC:Spain
ye nigga you messed with the wrong chinese bloke
>>153981052partially due to being dead and mainly due to being inactive on the ground. How to solve that? Hip position.
typical atheist smdh
>>153981056the more he hangs out the more I kinda like the lil flyweight h town where
The fighters that have Jesus backing win 100% of the time. Choose Christ
>>153981056The Van era quickly eclipsed the Pantoja era
Benson Smooth Henderson immediately proves that faith can win fights>>153981136Keeping it warm for Kape
>>153981150benson is a crypto wiccan the toohpick is a wand
>>153980995>pitbull over picoi dunno about this one, pico just got caught his last fight.
Benson Henderson invented low kicks per Joe rogan
*thigh punches you*
>>153980371there is literally no difference between the two
Fuck all of you
Fuck me? No, fuck you.
Fuck you? No, fuck me.
i invented the low kick
Fuck who? Fuck me, or fuck you? come April 11th you won’t be talking all that shit bitch
First documented low kick? Fight Island, 1928
boop boop
Ever scratch your ass with a fart?
Volk invented foot work, Lopes is yet to discover it
You say that I'm messin' with your head(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)All 'cause I was making out with your friend(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)Love hurts, whether it's right or wrong(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)I can't stop, 'cause I'm having too much fun(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)You're on your knees, beggin' please "stay with me"But honestly, I just need to be a little crazyAll my life I've been good but nowOoohhhI'm thinking "What the hell?"All I want is to mess around, and I don't really care aboutIf you love me, if you hate meYou can't save me, baby, babyAll my life I've been good but now whoa "What the hell?"What, what, what, what the hell?
when will the mods delete these threads I see nothing here
UFC like what is this crap?
RAF07 Raman vs GeorgioColby vs Dylan Kyle vs ParkerKyle vs AkhmedKennedy vs Milana Wyatt vs Trent Bo vs Vladimer Khidir vs AeodenJason vs Tajmuraz Pat vs Trent Conor vs Johnni
>>153981273Brutal
>>153979578Why russians are obsessed with that shit ?
NAH, FUCK THAT!
your face is a reflection of your soul and that's why (You) are such an handsome young man
>>153978566foiled again I see
NOT YET JOE HES GETTING UP! HES GOTTA SHIFT HIS SHOULDER AND THROWWWW HIS WEIGHT!!! This kids really making a comeback! HES REALLY MAKING A COMEBACK!!! oooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES GOT HIM HURT
A single compliment rendered the entire thread speechless.
HE TAPPED?! HE TAPPED!! THE JUDGE DOEzNT SEE HEISOUTJOE!!! THE JUSGE DOESNT SEE IT!! HES GONNA PUT DISMAN TO SLEEP! HE IS OUT C.O.LD JOE. NEVER IN MY YERS OF WRESTLING FROM LOUISIANA TO THE TRIALS HAVE I SEEN A MAN GO BLUE. close BUT NEVER BABY BLUE ON THE MAT JOE NEVER EVER WOULD I LET SOMEONE DO THAT TO ME
a single leg rendered his takedown defense useless. a hammer fist destroyed his dome. who’s the big bad wolf now
Why don't more fighters do this ? Most opponents don't go to the body consistently or throw long combos
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/8qd_oGPym-c
>>153981273I love gentle heems like these.
>>153982084JUDGE-REF JOE YOU KNOWWHATIMEANT I MEAN WUDDERYOUGONNA DO TRYN CHOKE ME OUT? JON BACK ME UP! This guy is NUTZ THINKING HE WILL TRY N TAKEMEVOCAB DOWN
>>153982075
>>153982075Yole did this against Pissy and won the fight because of it.
>>153982102“Hey lay rone if you win your next fight we can give you a shot at the belt”
>>153982106Zesty ahh kick couldn’t heem a meng.
>>153982106That guy doesn’t train. I’d slip that kick and land a jab. Karate fags wouldn’t know what hit em
>>153982119All of em. Mainly Mayhem Miller, War Machine and Cormier
>dictates your fighting gameplan
>>153982138 for how evil he is i really thought hed be a dark olive jew
>>153982106Jones invented that kick during the stipe, sweet joe just copied it
If it’s a kick, Superfoot did it first
>>153982171This shit was so humiliating. What a sorry sight to watch CTEpe go like that.
>>153982089I didn't even know Battle got cut
>>153982171Jonesy pulled that with his weak foot ? Beast
Who does that
>>153982194He missed weight after moving up a weight class and they cut him for it
>>153982194He kept missing weight at 170 so they made him go to MW and he missed 186 by 4 pounds lol. Cut immediately
>>153982089bro you gotta back away from the mic a couple inches. sounds all fuzzy
you gotta have that crispy mic sound bro
PFL bangers
did topuria really duck mosvar? that takedown was NASTY against leon edwards
i’ve put a bet on adesanya to beat pyfer, and when i bet on fighters they usually win, so…
>>153982089good shit
>>153982120joe's dad seethes over joe for not giving him any money but this is true. just listen to him talking about francis ngagnou and what it would feel like taking dick.
>>153982333NASTY confirm333d
>>153982344Wouldn't have happend if he applied the cross guard
movsar "it's legal in my country" evloev
>>153982333Yeah how did Leon even make weight
>>153982381this post is envy coded
>>153982397ackshuyally it's legal in my country too
mogsar
>>153982426I heard learning cross guard defence can get you acquainted with jerkies
decisions are not real wins. a fight is about subduing and conquering your opponent. In a decision you didnt do that, your opponent is still up and ready and willing to fight or go about doing whatever. Especially when you win by decision by winning the first 3 rounds but losing the last 2 meaning in a real fight youd still be in the middle of getting beat up but somehow you won the fight.
there are people, claiming to be human, who believe jiri vs ulberg could end with ulberg circling away from a frustrated jiri, smiling and unscathed, pointing up to the heavens. they think you can get away with that against a real man.
easiest way to deal with the bloated roster is to just have all fights be longer. all fights can be three rounds. standard rounds are 10/10/5 championship are 15/10/10. youre already fighting in a small enclosed space, youre already fighting in a ring you have 8 different corners to put someone in to, you already get reset on the feet after every round. throw the grapplers a bone
Ulberg can beat Jiri by copying Khalil's gameplan to a t, Jiri can beat Ulberg by copying Jan's gameplan
movsar has denounced and betrayed the boring fighters association. what are the implications of this? https://x.com/MovsarUFC/status/2036297566145618034
>>153982586Movsar has the longest winning decision streak in ufc history at 10, which is 3 more than the second places like GSP
>>153982586This confirms the hunter connection
>>153982586real one status: revoked
>>153982586Gets cut
You say it’s urgent?Make it fast, make it urgent Do it quick, do it urgent Got to rush, make it urgent Want it quick Make it urgent, urgent, emergencyUrgent, urgent, emergency
Wrestler vs Wrestler can be entertaining at times
enlightened evloev goes out there and breaks volk in an ugly dogfight. huge straight shot off the break and then a tko against the fence as volk tries to get up. he never has another boring round after that in 10 title defenses.
>>153982634This. So much of this. Volk will have nothing for him. Volks as they say in France, cooked goat
>>153982634After his tenth title defence (a trilogy bout against Diego Lopes) he will be forced to vacate after causing the first death in the octagon
>>153982634I wonder how Volk would do at lightweight against the current era
>>153982709arguably the second weakest division behind only hw and armans content to camp at #2 and go be a whiny faggot bitch redditor because he knows anyone that isnt named paddy in the top ten would starch him
volk was never good
Tony vs Pettis Arlovski vs Rozenstruik
there's no way these big events outside the ufc are anything but money pits.
hazukashi desu ne
imo i think volk gets slept against jean and loses a split against mosvar. i want him to beat both guys but it's the UFC and something bad always happens to the good guys eventually
volk's a raging bloke
how is intentionally getting caught in a fight fixing scandal, not a good idea/way of getting out of your contract (by being cut)?
Strickland headlining UFC 328 in Newark is the only thing keeping the middleweight division alive right now. When he takes back his belt from ratlip WE are finally taking back what's ours and bringing VIOLENCE back to the sport; no more of this leg humping pussy shit
>>153982907As someone who boys both Strickland and Chimaev, there’s a 10% chance at most of Sean winning
the wmma is missing
Zatdaddy suck your cock until you cum I fear!
>>153980812King mo was losing to 40+ years of age gigawashed versions of Cro cop and rampage by the time jiri beat him
>>153982871because it's federally illegal and if you don't go to prison you'll be stuck with a felony
Pink Piggy pozz sex rape your daddy poop sex dog dick!! FACTUAL POST I FEAR!!
>>153982959don't be scared homie
>>153982953>>153982959Why are pakis so mentally ill?
This bitch is on a 6-fight winning streak, she could be champion by this time next year.
the wmma is alive
>>153983017she sucks cock for tip money
>>153983031She doesnt need the money she's just in it for the love of the game
haircucks are not allowed to watch ufc. mma is a bald man's sport
>>153983055
apparently its max vs conor at international fight festival. max been super active but goob's a tank
>>153983055I think that I won't really care so much whenever I start going bald, it's just hair after all who really cares?
>>153983075>check on max >he is currently gambling on kick
Max “Bet” Holloway
>>153983119Probably making more money shilling some gambling garbage than he did for losing the Olivera fight
>>153978655Imagine how bad spammy is going to be after his "Daddysanya" gets slimed out by Bodybagz Pyfer
>>153983127He’s talking about his Pokémon investments. “They’re only going to go up”
>>153982998great post!
>>153983134Not a great time to be buying into pokemon unless he's just stocking up on sealed product and even then it'll be a long time to appreciate and tediously slow to move a significant amount of it. If he was smart he'd be buying into precious metals right now.
>>153983142Create an account and tell him. He needs to be guided
>>153983129wow! cute player!
>>153983146Nah I don't give a fuck, my best financial advice is reserved for friends and family.
>>153983151Holloway is your family he reps it on his flag
>>153983037you reckon she does... you know...
>>153983157We gonna find out Saturday night when my 26 and me results arrive
max "blessed" holloway said he was Canadian at heart when he fought anthony "showtime" Pettis in Toronto in an underwhelming fight
I’ve never met a smart islander they’re all retarded
my islanders :)
>>153983151hid all my liquid in different savings accounts now while daner's friend continues to make money worthless to invest have you got any little tidbits for your boy clozza
poop eating islanders
JLMI
Send all money to PFL Africa
Apparently schaub is suffering financially. You hate to see it, you really do!
Worse fighter than Holloway? Maybe Jiri, Tom, Ilia or Belal
>>153983192time to get him fighting bare knuckle gamebred or on MVP commentating
>schaub is done (for the 200th time)oh no guys this is serious
Yeah I’ll say it Dos Santos decapitates Gable with an overhand. There’s levels to HW and the kids about to find out May 16th
Stevensons fighting JDS? hmm interesting matchup, Junior is like Senior now.
>>153983213God bless youpeach on alice is incredible
gawl DAWG
The kids only 42 barely has hair on his face
Netflix MMA > ufc. There is no debate - Campbell
>>153983192has he ever considered not hustling and investing in food trucks
Sum homeless cats here really talmbout some oh no she has a child bro you are an incel stfu
>>153983213>>153983242WISHSHEDSHITONME
If Diaz wins get him to fight short notice on the White House card. Nate’s cashing in
https://youtu.be/hhGw_aTXODs?si=km0ulGdVRxOdese7
I only fuck married women. It’s just my thing, sorry husbands but I fucked your wife. Got my game from GSP and haven’t dropped it since
>act like you’re french Canadian >wrap arms around women >endless ufc after party pussy
I'll make the new thread at 500 posts exactly btw, already got one loaded in the chamber
>>153983256Talmbout 300 seconds of investment b as muchasuh Devon train e camp
will orolbai enter top 10?
>>153983259>beware of mountain Asian I’ve got him top 5. These mountain Asians aren’t playing around
>>153983258Small price to pay for greatness
baking a new one please don't snipe it
>>153983133This is definitely Guru
>be Chris Curtis >buy into Bangkok ready>buy into striking 24/7>move family to Thailand >book fight>get rag dolled >strikes get neutralized >lose >in Bangkok debt.
>>153981835>>153981835
>>153983266Load it and may the best thread win. Time stamps indicate the winner
Tik tok tik tok fighters to the center
damn binland got me good
Yeah sorry tranny janny range banned me again I'll make it in another 300 if it's still needed
Still page 1 the thread is safe. Page 2 is when I worry
Worthless loser wasting his own life cleaning up shitposts on 4chan for $0.00/hr and still can't even do his "job" correctly.
>>153983294>>153983294>>153983294NEWP
money must be fake Netflix mma is tossing hard money around
>>153983295let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor
