1000 games of Mika Magic edition/hoc/vious: >>153975002
Shit game today.
/cric/ mogs /hoc/
>detoilet ded wongs>playoffschoose one
>>153979021I dunno, this feels like it could be a trap game.
it's our time to shine, rangersbros! gary is putting the entire spotlight tonight on us!!
>>153979042no such thing as a trap game when you're four points out in march
1993
OHGARYWHAT CAN I DO
>>153979074JT Miller is still mourning his homeland Palestine.
>>153979032>seething
I don't remember the last celebrity death story that actually felt surreal to me, like the Jessi Pierce thing does. Can't be as far back as the Linkin Park guy. Obviously she wasn't a real celebrity but whatever, I had heard of her
>>153979089put some effort into goading stevie into making the playoffs instead of crying about me, the messanger, right now he thinks no one cares in detoilet (and hes right)
Was landing the longest active playoffs drought part of the Yzerplan?
>>153979103How can a person's death feel surreal to you, Mr. r*ddit?
>>153979074>Gonna score 30He is gonna be lucky if he can score 32 now
>>153979112>seething hard
What are your thoughts on Cole Caufield?
>>153979165detoilet is still missing the playoffs fuckboi :)
>>153979173>still seething
>>153979176>still missing the playoffshe can never recover, mentally and he will replying according
>>153979181The Yzerplan was always supposed to take 10-15 years
>>153979181>seething uncontrollably
>>153979190yep, detoilet fans are completely ok with be garbage for that period or longer!zero expectations of winning
Have we come to a conclusion on which arena has the best ice?
>>153979196the mentally ill cant help but reply
>>153979204>zero expectations of winningYes, 1993 and all that comes with it.
Will there be my countrymen in the playoffs? Girgensons maybe?
>>153979216>seething hysterically
>>153979223at least detoilet fans acknowledge how dire the situation istoo bad they dont care to get themselves out
>>153979231>seething incoherently
>>153979227melty time is it
>detoilet fans imploding over the results of the seasonlove to see it
think i pushed longer getting this coiling roy out than most women do when giving birth
>>153979224Elvis, but he probably won't play unless Greaves falls apart
>>153979249>Blues Jackies>making the playoffs
>>153979240>seething continuously
I'm coping
>>153979263/!\ ALERT /!\ ACHTUNG /!\ ALERT /!\full meltdown detected/!\ ALERT /!\ ACHTUNG /!\ ALERT /!\
heading to wage now bye
>>153979280>seething unceasingly
>>153979287*kisses you goodbye*
this is gonna take hours to cool down from
>>153979289Give it up, lad. Samir will keep this up all week.
>>153979310im white, retard
>>153979294You should hit the sauna
>>153979313>laffs
>>153979323cope
>>153979329>laffs
>>153979329i don't cope. your "cope" is people who watch the game and don't let everything bog them down just because. they can finish dead last and i'll still be alive. it's not affecting my day to day life
>>153979341One of the most important things in life is to be yourself. never let anyone tell you that you cant enjoy what you like. You can enjoy anything, but who cares man? I enjoy what I love, because they interest me
>>153979336not an insult to me, meanwhile making fun of the ded wongs has got you LIVID
>>153979351>still seething, samir>also, laffs
things are getting heated
>>153979082I had this game on PC but could never run it
>>153979363>please be browncouldnt be me
Gary needs to get in here and calm things down
>be detoilet fan>get btfo >but muh samir!!!every time
remember folksyou can just shove the opposing player into the net and get a goal taken off the board!
>>153979364Samir and Dominick have always been tsun for each other
>>153979374>Samir>laffs
>>153979385retard
>>153979390>Samir
>>153979384why do you care?
dom1
>>153979021Mika is a fucking faggot amd there z no chance in hell im watching 4 hours of the rags jerking him off tonight
i'd make fun of the red wings but i remembered they had so many picks and can barely produce a player worth a shit after the first round
>>153979393hey retard, im white
>>153979400>Samir>laffs
>>153979397>celebrating a child molester could only come from the raped bitch
>>153979399Seriously what is the point of the yzerplan if you cannot work a single draft worth a damn? When Emmett Finnie is the best player you drafted after round 1, you should get fired asap.
>>153979402got him on a string now
>>153979403thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of dom?
sincerest alologies this was ment for here >>153979406
>>153979411how so?
>>153979407>laffs>Samir
>>153979417yep, he cant stoponly reply to the white man
>>153979416your years of begging for friendship getting shut down at every turn
>>153979421>Samir>laffs
kid caught the new gosling kino gave it 9/10
>>153979423odd, since i can't convince people not to reply to me
>>153979427another victory for whites
enough namefag talkwe need to abolish the loser point
>>153979443>abolish loser point>/hoc/ never gets a point
>>153979440>Samir>laffs>also, last place
>>153979455>ded wongs>longest playoff drought in the league oh im laffin
>Samir>still seething>also, laffs
>>153979404>Emmitt FinnieSo what happened to that dude? Did he get all his points in the first month of the season or something?
>>153979472>indirect replying on a stringbuck broken
>>153979443Kings have 17 loser pointsPittsburgh have 16 and Vegas 14 lmaoPenguins have same amount of regulation wins as Devils and CapitalsKings have as many wins as Rangers and Blues
>Samir seething at the wind now>laffs>last place
>>153979479Berggren. What happened to that soft pusy? He get terminally prolapsed?
>>153979493>still replying indirectly ez w
i like how the red wings fag thinks that Berggren is why the team sucked and not Yzerman signing as many middle six centers as humanly possible every offseason and thinking "yes, THIS will be the keystone to my plan!"
>>153979505advanced coping mechanism from trb
What happens to Yzerman if Red Wings miss again?
>>153979497>answering a question with a questionlol @ you being a passive aggressive r*ddit bitch
>>153979505> t. Berggren enjoyer
in nhl franchise the move is run 4 lines of ultra fast middle 6 forwards 3 pairs of hard hitting ultra fast defendermen and pay up for elite goalies. you re-sign them all to cheap 7 year contracts then after 2 seasons when theyre all 85-95 overall you trade them away for 20 first round picks and quit because it would take too long to do it again. if i was nhl gm i would go 82-0 three seasons in a row then retire
>Samir seething at shadows now>laffs
>>153979526Nothing. He'll just say Larkin was injured and that's why they missed the playoffs even though they still have the least man games lost to injury in the entire league
Mondays are bad enough and now there's only 1 (one) game tonight? Oh brother...
>>153979528Lol at you enjoying heated rivalry life with Berggren, swedecuck.
>Ben Chiarot for another three years>Justin Holl for three years >Andrew Copp for five years>JT Compher for five years>Still haven't developed a first rounder since Raymond >this is the Yzerplan's best they can do
>>153979547Plenty of time to make some lasagna!
>>153979562Cope they got out of Holl's contract and got old man Justin Faulk and all it cost them was an unprotected first
>>153979562Can't rush a rebuild.
Only good game(s) tonight
>>153979562>big splash tendie was some lifer for the ducks with a history of chokingits really unbelievable
butwhywould youdothis
>>153979583appease local media demands
>>153979577Gibson isnt even bad for them: they have no offense. Its literally just Larkin and Raymond carrying. I don't get the Yzerplan at all.
>>153979443this is the gay homo shit you end up with when you do anything to avoid ties while telling everyone how gay ties are
>>153979599>.907 sv>not badoh im laffin
>>153979575Our Sennies :)))
>>153979610in todays league a .907 is somehow passable.
>>153979615if you dont care about winning i guess lol
computer message @gbetts.420 on telegram: two points for reg wins 1 point for ot win 0 point for losing but u wouldnt cuz ur scared
>>153979618much like my laffs
shl qf game 1 going into OT now
>>153979618The league average this year is like .896. Goaltending is down because Gary thinks high scoring games get asses in seats
>>153979627yes exactlylaffer tier tending lolwell done steve
>>153979633>muh average half the teams don't make the playoffsstevie made a deal for gibshit to win
>>153979646And if (when) the >wongs miss, it won't be because of their goaltending which is my point.
>>153979610>laffs
>>153979652if they had elite goaltending then playoffs wouldnt be a problemso i don't get your pointare you suggesting detoilet has below average goals for?
hmmm....i wonder where McKenna will go...
>>153979103Lmao Shannon was once on her podcast show.
>>153979664My point is that they're a shit team and are getting above average goaltending despite that
>>153979562Pretty sure they traded hol
the jerk store called
>>153979680above average when they need elite tending to make up for their other downfallswhich gibshit cant provide
yeah well the ocean called
>>153979699they asked for gary
>>153979699what's the difference? you're their all-time best seller!
just tell him you had sex with his wife
>yeah? Well i had sex with your wife.>his wife is in a coma>I guess that's why she didn't move around muchBOOM. George wins.
if gary isnt ousted the league will soon go from guys that cheat on their wives to guys that let other men fuck their wives. unchecked expansion can be overcome. cuckoldry can not
>>153979713Well you had sex with my wife!
>>153979672
>>153979749>Toronto finishes 6th, handing over this years first round pickFar and away the funniest possibility.
>>153979698Yes they did. they also signed him for three seasons.
my luleå!! :)
>>153979764Treetard masterclass.
>Brad treliving destroys the calgary flames after nearly a decade of incompetence and having the first "real core" with Monahan, Gaudreau, Tkachuk, Anderson and a slew of good prospects>Get hired by Toronto instantly after Dubas is ran out of town>instantly starts to destroy Toronto in one season with the worst trade since Yashin for Chara for...Brandon Carlo>also sneak in one of your best offensive prospects because he's "too small" to the Bruins>Now staring at a failed season, your captain is pissed off, Nylander constantly injured, and Tavares is...still there
>>153979749>kitties pick is protectedthe sunbelt favouritism never ends
Planet retard calledThey want to know if you guys will be back for dinner
>>153979810top 10 protected. doesnt matter since next year the bruins have it
>>153979815But Floridas pick next year will be 32nd.
>>153979815They are going to rebound next season and the pick is going to be all but worthless.
>>153979813I can't make it, I have a date
>favouritism
>>153979826What's his name?
>>153979815>top 10 protectednah, it was unprotected until the shitties werent making the playoffs
>>153979834Beri Gettman. I'm taking her jersey shopping :)
>>153979808Stop it or Samir will cry.
God I hope the rags get btfo out tonight. Fuck their faggot fans.
>>153979843>ded wongs
>>153979850this but the snes
>>153979820>>153979823unless the panthersA. find a goalie to replace BobB. find a defense that isn't constantly injuredandC. get an actual bottom six thats goodthey ain't going on another run anytime soon. playoffs, but no cup.
>>153979854the raped bitch will NOT be happy about this
Shut the fuck up chambers
>>153979856That's a lot of cope
>>153979860i wonder if chambers regrets releasing his trip
>>153979864Florida isnt gonna win a cup next season.
>>153979860Is your boyfriend back?
>>153979868We'll see. I'm sure Matthew Tkachuk has something to say about that.
>>153979856And? That still means the pick isn't worth jack shit. It's pretty much going to be the same team that won back to back cups until like 2030, the only reason they shit the bed this season is because they were missing Barkov and Tkachuk then decided to tank to get their pick back.
>>153979876> It's pretty much going to be the same team that won back to back cups until like 2030, the NHL drastically changes in a year anon. the Jets were presidents trophy winners last year now they're fighting to not finish dead last in the central. never take anything as a given in the NHL
>>153979808>I AM LIVING IN A TREE>I AM LIVING IN A CARDBOARD TREE
holy fuck, it's only monday
>>153980018I don't mind Mondays. All my favorite sports radio shows are only on during the work week.
>>153980018What do you care? Every day is the same for a neet.
If your job doesn't suck ass you wouldn't hate monday's
>>153980067sorry im not hot enough for onlyfans
The game tonight has potential to be a meme game, I shall be viewing
Frondell is coming
>>153980080Your mom was coming last night
The New York Rangers, a 100-year-old franchise, are really going to end up retiring Mika Zibanejad and Chris Kreider's jerseys
>>153980080This sounds scary until you remember this is the reddithawks
>>153980097Chicago might have been a joke for nearly their entire existence but at least they had real generational talent come through their doors, actual pillars of the game.The >rags have had nothing, no one to stand the test of time. The two most significant players in their entire history were Lundpads and Messier coming off a dynasty with another team.
Are you goyim excited for the Dallas - Tampa Bay finals this year?! 7 years in a row of a Florida team in the cup finals?! What a coincidence!
>>153980160place a bet on that if you are so confident
>>153980137Very cool. I wish my team did that
>>153980038I don't care much for sports radio. I only like watching games and shitposting about hockey here. i don't give a shit what the boomer on line 3 thinks about Mike Matheson or whatever the fuck radio pundits invent to fill dead air. i like comedy podcasts and music, not pickup truck dealership and gambling site commercials with 5 minutes of inane bullshit.
>>153980160Gourde gets another cup? Hell yeah.
How was this a real graphic
Caufield should've been a top 10 pick in 2019
This is a must-win game for snes.
>>153980248>#10 Vasili PodkolzinGod I miss him. And seeing him thrive in Edmonton makes it worse.
>>153980248Probably but that's a good top 10 group (in terms of depth, not top end besides Hughes). Turcotte and Dach are injury busts, I don't think that plays out the same way every time
>>153980269>expect a goal
>>153980269still don't know why canada put that guy in net
marner's so fucken pretty it's pissing me off
The 2026 avs are frauds just like the 2023 bruins and the 2019 bolts
>>153980314and the 2026 Blue Jackets are the 2019 Blues too, am I right fellow redditor?
>>153980327>2026 Blue Jackets are the 2019 BluesI see them as more of a 2023 Panthers.
This child later grew up to be Quinton Byfield
>1 game>7:30 startWhy gary
>>1539803271989 Minnesota north stars
All the rags dressed up like mika. I hope the lose 10 zip.
The 2026 Red Wings are like the 2017-2025 Red Wings
>>15398036410 nba games tonight with 4 starting at 7est
>>153980364>Why garyTo appease us West Coast viewers.
>>153980137redhawks in 5
>>153980378Oh wow gary better hope i dont check out the nba and never come back
*achoo!*
>>153980392but anon, gary expects you to run a parlay between both leagues
>>153980396God bless you!
>>153980397Does /nba/ love Adam Silver the way we do Gary?
>>153980392the nhl now is where the nba was 10 years ago. in 10 years time, 100 point seasons will be the expected standard for any decent player and we'll see next level flopping and diving.
>we'll see next level flopping and diving.so the shl basically
>>153980408all part of his plan
adam silver is a gary wannabe losera dime a dozen
>the zoomers set to inherit the world
>>153980421Silver lets the players run the league. Gary would never.
>>153980421Gary Bettman is a retard and a total out of touch faggotAdam Silver is somehow even fucking worse
>>153980428gary's a doormat for no one
If you don't like Gary, you don't like hockey
>153980417it'll be worse because the nhl will still have rigged draft lotteries, biased refs, and certain teams getting away with attempts to injure.
Gary is my hero
>>153980401thanks
gary castrated me on my way to the liquor store
>>153980431im all for freedom of speech but this is a bit much
>>153980248In hindsight yeah but he's a tiny manlet and he could have been more like nick Robertson for all they knew
>>153980461He heard you were looking to buy non-NHL affiliated beer, seltzers, or spirits.>for me it's JP Wiser
Idubbbz is watching hockey highlights
>>153980427These two wear diapers and shit in them
>>153980478literally who
I saw Gary once, and he was at least 7' tall
>>153980489Google is free
>>153980498you felt it was important enough to post here so you should be prepared to discuss it
>>153980503He’s a famous leftist twitch streamer
>>153980498I thought we all use Gork here
>>153980535/hoc/ is proudly anti-AI.
>>153980535For me, it's Yandex
>>153980531nice i hope he brings more blue haired ghouls to the nhl's humble fandom
>>153980478idubbbz should fight sam hyde big talk the other day. come ian washburn, square up. little edmonton beta male
season 1 of /hoc/tank on gary.tv only 19.99$ a month for 24 hour camera access to the house
>>153980392you'll watch one game, get to the last 15 seconds of the game (30 minutes of ads) then realize why the league is dying
>>153980269any "stat" with the word expected is hot garbage. I'd love to sit down with someone and watch a game and ask if each save was expected or not? Every save is expected and every goal is above expected. It's the goaly's job to stop pucks.
Where do i watch this shit game other than onhockey
I'm thinking Sennies will blast a couple early tonight in the first period
/hoc/ is a floorball general anyway
>>153980577The world's most famous arena
>one game tonightLess hockey than expected (htx). Poor night for Gary
>>153980621I expected 0 games. Gary is overachieving yet again
>>153980624You dont understand sabermetric
Are the rags actually having a ceremony for this dude
>>153980654his sons are future flames
>>153980649Yeah how dare people have fun? 1993.
>>153980663Daughter too
>>153980691she's a future kraken
>>153980685>team is dead last in the east>players constantly act like they arent>hold a ceremony for a guy that's never won shit in 10 years there and is a major reason they are dead last in the eastShit teamShit fansShit franchise
>>153980701>rags
>>153980613Oh hey anon, come on inGot sum cold ones in the fridge, go grab me one to pls
>>153980701If it makes you feel better my Canucks will soon be hosting a 1000th game ceremony for Evander Kane.
The Lightning won both the ‘04 and ‘21 cups fairly.2004: The puck wasn’t in, it’s been proven. Flames fans have just deluded themselves into thinking it was.2021: While the lack of a playoff salary cap sucked, that isn’t on Tampa. We even made a complaint to the league in 2015. Kucherov also didn’t fake his injury, he looked slow in the playoffs and only succeeded because his game isn’t based on speed and/or physicality.I get Flames fans wanted such a hard fought cup that could’ve gone either way, and that people love to hate the top teams, but that doesn’t make either run “robbed” or unfair.
>>153980691achievable natty?
>>153980701Teams hold ceremonies for 1000 games. Its a cool achievement. Your just a fucking asshole because again, 1993
>>153980701You're a retard
sup /hoc/is the retard around?
>so what if the team is dead last and had been a joke forn100 years you cant badmouth the pre game ceremony
>>153980738Get off your vpn dipshit
let's go senniesshit all over mika jihad and his 1000 games
This one Canadian retard must have been recently unbanned. I bet its the Flames fan fag too
>>153980745Yes, you've arrived
>>153980761Vpn off dipshit
>Rangers v. Senatorssure why not.
>rds not showing the ceremonyThank fuck
>>153980749>Dikshit Poopesh sperging out again
RAGS VS SENS THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD MATCHUP!
I could heem trochek quite easily
The entire hockey world is tuning in to watch my Sensies :)
>>153980761Flamiacs haven't been able to post on /hoc/ ever since the new captcha filtered them.
>you will watch it>you will enjoy it>you will thank me for it
gary gives us a night off
>>153980701How many NHL games have you played in
Cool stick tho
>rags vs senstwo retards fighting.png
>>153980816Gary's regional blackouts are preventing me from watching the game but I'm sure there's a good reason for it.
>>153980833>we failed to trade you -award
>>153980816Thank you Gary
On the Toronto subway
>>153980834>two retards fighting
>>153980839Gary’s genius is simply incomprehensible to mere mortals
>>153980846Not enough minorities for it to be Toronto
>>153980841That was Trocheck you retard
>>153980846oooh youre a big boy now
>>153980855It's literally line 1
Watching these two absolute shit teams is making me angry
>>153980869i don't believe you
>one game tonight>fifteen games tomorrowwhat the heck is gary workin on, bros?
>>153980855It's def the TTC
>>153980846whenever i go to morontoI wonder if you say,>spad-eye-naor>spadeena
>>153980891>>153980851
SO GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT
>>153980855most of them live in scarborough and brampton however
holy fuck no one cares. we get it, you moved to toronto from buttfuck for school. no one gives a fuck. i rode that shit everyday for 15 years. you're not special kid.
I have never ridden the subway in toronto
Montreal Metro mogs anyway
>>153980899Spuh-dine-ah
sennies scarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153980925its not even close
I watched Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie and I think I understood all the goofy Canadiana references, even Jian Ghomeshi
>rags
My Sensies :)
Our Sennies :))
>>153980928so "eye" or "ee"
In Vancouver our subway is in the sky!
off to a raggin' start I see
>>153980932even the french canadian ones?
>>153980925it does but the go train mogs both
>rags fans thought holding a ceremony for zibanajihad was going to give the team some jump
i would endorsed our nation capital national hockey league hockey team but...
>>153980950That's called "the L' or elevated rail, you fucking nutsack >subway is called that because it's under the ground, like how we call an underwater naval vessel a "submarine"
>>153980971he actually looks like this, its unreal
>rags dont have a single shot 11 minutes in to the game
>Ottawa literally by every metric should be a playoff team>They arent because they have no goalie
>>153980989That’s what Canadians who think their opinion on hockey matters look like.1993
Are the rags going to shoot the puck or what?
>>153981012“Fight the enemy where they aren’t”-Sun Tzu
>>153981007Ullmark finally went from absolute to dogshit to only a little dogshit and >we started winning bigly. Might be too little too late considering nobody in the Atlantic wants to lose
i dont enjoy sharing the thread with trb and for this reason, im out
>>153979021Lmao at Sens and Vegas
>>153981007>>Ottawa literally by every metric should be a playoff teamExcept for that one statistic that all you analytics nerds ignore: WINS.
call me when the oilers matter again
eventually the sens will just get an own goal, thats how the raggies can win this
Me tryna decide which game to watch ?
>>153981035If it's from an offensive zone faceoff that Mika loses he gets credit for the goal :)
>5 hits>0 SOGcircus teamedit: as I was typing it, it is now 6 hits 0 SOG
>rags took 14 minutes to register a SOG
>>153981055>rags
My rangies are just conserving their energy, that’s all :)
>>153981040The Manitoba game is scoreless, and no one watches the USHL
>laffs
the >rags are so shit kwab
samir is trying to deflect again bro's
kek these rags thought they were hot shit a few years back. Delusional.
I do not believe I will attend the "'Thank You, NYPD' Concert"
>bootlicking concert will have more attendees than the rags game
>>153981079Why not just have fries?
>>153981093sometimes at burger king when you order fries you get an onion ring this happened to me four times
>>153981099Like an onion ring slipped into your fries that were otherwise normal or you specifically ordered fries and got only onion rings?
>>153981093Is this one of those philosophical questions, like "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" or "Is the Pope Catholic?">Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>153981103like a ring got tossed into my fries
i strongly believe that the rangers should be punitively raped for this
>>153981108Was it a pleasant surprise or did it bother you?
>>153981120ive been counting the best days of my life up here to four (4)
JTMILLLLLER
Damn Miller actually did something.
>>153981125I hope many more unexpected onion rings come into your life.
>>153981109sadly gary will instead give them mckenna
>>153981137I hope he does the frozen envelope trick like David Stern did
miller the thriller
>>153981135thanks anon :3
>Sanderson already dead>Chabot possibly deadEbin.
I hope Rags goon it up in the 2nd. The more Canadian teams get fucked, the better.
>>153981158
Station Break Intermissionhttps://youtu.be/wFvlWwu2KWI?si=rubP6IruQ4BD27yH
>>153981173Really enjoying this. Is this what the kids are calling "city pop"?
>>153981195I think so, it’s a fun album
>>153981195more like shitty pop
>>1539811956 7
I turned it off with 30 seconds left what did Miller actually do
>>153981220told off a fan for wearing a pumpkin costume
>>153981173cool
>>153981214YOU LITTLE PRANKSTER!
I wish I could watch this game as an Islanders fan
>Rags in charge of shooting the puck
I thought we called it soda
Gags succ dicc lol
>sarsaparilla>seltzer >tonic>tincture >pop
Ottawa cumming hard
>>153981247shooting = BS and miller said NO BS
>Sens score>lose another defenseman in the processOh boy.
1000 games and never drew a dime
murder this shit team
if the rags injure enough players, the senators will have to forfeit the game.
Imagine if they played naked lol cocks flopping around everywhere haha imagine
JT Miller is the worst captain in the league.
>>153981278It's like they are playing in slow motion.
At least Utah is in the playoffs but uhh...
officially done>Sandersonat least another 10 days>Jensenout for season>Gilbertout for season>ChabotLeaves game with a wrist injury which he he has a history of>ThomsonLeaves game with foot injurySens aren't making the playoffs anymore
>>153981293>anymore
>>153981293they weren't in the first place, dumbass
>>153981283>hockey players>dongs that can flop around
I CAN'T SEE THE PUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>153981293Don't listen to those anons giving you a hard time sweetheart
>>153981283if you want to see flopping dicks just watch team canada
>rags literally killing our players with no calls>too much man gets called thoughJesus christ Gary we get it, you hate canadian teams
>>153981283Ice is cold. They'd all have shrinkage
>>153981321Not surprising the D men will fuck up their changes now
Humiliation ritual
>>153981335/hoc/ meetup
this rangers team is PATHETICthis game is lucky it's the only game on
>>153981335Seems to be you're just jealous you don't get to sit in the Michelob Ultra Rinkside seats.
>paying for premium seating to watch the >rags lose at MSG
>4 shots
>4 SOG when the Sens are down to 4Ds>rags
>>1539813471 shot every ten minutes
>>153981347I was about to say, I just got back from a 20 minute tug session and they only increased their shot total by 1
>>153981362>rags buttplug
this has to be one of the ~10 worst games of the whole nhl season, right? I'm so happy it's running unopposed
>>153981374If this doesn't end in a Gary Time, yes, worst of the season
excited for miller's postgame interview
>More penalties than shots for the >rags.
>>153981380I hope that fucking pylon leaves on a stretcher for what hes already done tonight
>>153981335This dude was on reddit this afternoon telling everyone to look out for him
>>153981362I wish I could last that long
>rags might unironically finish this game with less than 10 SOGs>against a team playing half the game with only 4 defensemen
>>153981380The rags reporters are shit. They will feed them all softball questions about mika.
>>153981392well, /hoc/ found him, maybe somebody ought to tell him he's famous on the internet
tomorrow night's menu
>>153981425looks like a lot of SHIT
>>153981392the retarded fatass or the crackhead hillbilly?
>>153981425>canes vs habs >aves vs pens >teds vs flyers >sens vs red wings >mild vs lgbtning >shorks vs preds >soilers vs mammoths I'm satisfied
>>153981425Ducks vs Nucks should be a great time. I'll see you all there.
>>153981425>Frozen Frenzy minus one Gary needs something to bookend his Frozen FrenziesAnd the best thing I can think of is to have AHL and ECHL games on the days before and after a FF day, like on NHL Network and TNT on national broadcast/hoc/, what do you think? Any clever ideas??
>>153981435Does it really matter
>>153981462Man that's what I call livin' life.
And those words that were said?>Free Palestine from Gary
>>153981462of course, i needed to know who the redditor was to reinforce my own internal biases
>>153981480/hoc/ on the left.
I wonder if my emotions would be good at hockey
>>153981462I wish I could be that happy and had a friend to have fun with
>>153981468_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>he said we're not his friends, and he's unhappy, and I'm shocked and appalled and don't really know what to say
I'm watching this game on the french channel. Everybody is white from top to bottom, broadcast, commercials, all of it. The difference compared to the anglo channels is actually pretty jarring.
>>153981525we've never met up in person :(
Ooooh if I buy the M1KA merch maybe I will remember this game every time I see the shirt
Some of you guys are my friends. The rest are my heated rivals
>>153981462mournful concession
>>153981542And God willing, we never will can imagine if /hoc/ people started having meet-ups and stuff?>Can you? I can with mixed reviews
I'd suck all your guys dicks
>>153981565I'm a girl
>>153981565Thanks :3
Feels like my pensies aren't gonna make it bwos
>>153981570So am I lets scissor
>>153981570hot, post your cock
>>153981565I'm saving myself like Sid is.
>>153981561I would have tried to hold a meetup if that olympic send off at ubs occurred
>>153981597When's the ceremony for that?
>>153981565log off, pettersson
>>153981603Lmao Pettershit was right. JT Miller is the problem
>>153981608Elias Pettersson fucks hot girls. What do you do?
...if the sens blow this
>>153981611He's trash. Horrible attitude as well.
>>153981624They must be relocated to Atlanta for such a failure
>giving up a goal to the >rags at MSG
>gotta have a Gary Time
atlanta is the black tel aviv
>getting undressed by Lars Eller in the big 2026>rags
Should have played video games instead of watching this slop fest
>>153981668shut the fuck up, trb
>>153981664I cleaned my apartment and did my laundry
>>153981668AI slop has no place in /hoc/
How do people die in house fires? Just jump out a window
What a fucking slurperFuck the NHL and fuck Gary
>>153981679No, you gutter-mouthed slut
>>153981680Give me advice on how i should clean my apartment
>>153981686
>>153981691+1
>>153981693Just start cleaning stuff. Pick a room and start from there
>>153981693Get rid of the trash and old food first
>>153981693>disinfect your counters >clean your toilet >clean your bathroom mirror >wipe down the floors >empty your bins my vacuum is broken
>>153981694at least use stable diffusion
Idubbbz insulted hockey again
Trump should buy the Sens and then move them
>>153981717Maralago Sens
/hoc/, prove to me that you are NOT an internet AI algorithm or some other similar type of construct
>>153981716who?
>>153981722negroes shouldn't talk about hoc
>>153981727He ran creator clash
>>153981722
>>153981734what?
>>153981739Basically a boxing event for YouTubers
>>153981722I'm an AI programmed by Gary
HUH???!!
HUH??? WHAT YOU MEAN???
>>153981748why?
>barely beat the ragsYou losers aren't going anywhere in the 'yoffs
Im going to play video games i'll be back in a couple of hours make sure the next thread gets off to a good start for me
>10 shots all gamerags are so tanking for McKenna it isnt even funny
That was definitely a game>rags
>>153981756Sens arent even going to make it
AND THAT'S THE END OF OUR SHOW!!> * DONK! *>/hoc/ was brought to by Gary Bettman and Friends®
>can't even manage double digits SOG against a team playing 4D for half the game>rags
Everuone should stop eating beef and chicken and switch to fish instead it’s healthier for you
>>153981777checked
>>153981780high mercury levels, holy nope
>>153981783good post and question
Why isnt Jt Millers leadership working in New York
>>153981796he dont give a fuck he's done.
And that closes the AHL broadcast day>Can the next thread be Manitoba Moose themed, please? Thank You
>>153981835>>153981835>>153981835NEW
the nice thing about facing teams like the laffs and rags is that they never shoot at the net so ullmark doesnt have to do any work
