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Nigger
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Khabib “Al-Dajjāl” Nurmagomedov.
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>>153985905
BAAAASED!!
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Ngannou should be in jail but instead he's fighting on Netflix. Think about that.
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Jizzy is still having main cards? Oh dear
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Topuria ducked.
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Tom? Tom of Finland?
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why do people say israel’s win over pereira was a good win?
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IT’S UP

https://youtu.be/u_kQ-uUjBtQ
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>>153987350
Pigloev withdrew with xher dirty diapers full
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what is his fucking problem?
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>>153987411
>chase hooper is super durable
Do these fuckin retards believe what they say
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>>153987392
because he had to flush himself to win, everyone else was a bum
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>>153987350
how do you duck someone no one has ever heard of
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Say what you want about Movsar but he did marry a 15 year old girl so that he could "mold her into his ideal wife"
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>>153987542
ngl thats creepy b
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>>153987570
Its smart when you really think about it though, since shes still a child Movsar gets to decide her entire life for her and she never knows any differently so she's totally dependent on him. Giving him absolute and total control over her like a slave.
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In a recent interview, I shared that the opportunity to fight at the White House gave me something deeper to fight for, a ‘why’ that goes beyond paychecks or belts. Fighting for my country gives me a greater purpose!
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One more win and GOATry surpasses GSP
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>>153987640
He is our most powerful cuck.
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See you're going to eat your food now then come 10 or 11 pm you'll be hungry again and I'll have a Jr. Whopper in my pocket.
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>>153987687
real heemsters eat bacon kings exclusively
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have a baby by me baby be a millionaire
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Im listening to ltgs childhood stories do ghetto bitches really just give out pussy for free at sleepovers?
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>>153987895
excellent post
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>>153987895
naw fuck that
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>>153987895
why are the frenchs so violent?
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i approach mma like a quant. i see single punches or takedown attempts as suspicious. how can the entire fight be distributed? constant fluctuation. systems. from a stability point of view
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>>153987373
Disquieting resemblance.
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>>153988020
>chat gpt slop
pereira is such a fake cool person
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>>153988034
how there are deeply personal details in that message that chatgpt cant produce
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All of you better watch your mouths before I heem you stiff
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>>153988034
He dropped out of elementary school to spend his youth getting drunk in a tire shop, B. What do you want from him?
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>>153988045
then why isnt ank getting a title fight
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>>153988055
get that fat guy who always hang out with to write for him.
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Pereira won the rivalry 1-1
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You're not going to believe this, but Gane is going to make Pereira look like an absolute fool. It is going to shock everyone except Gane knowers (me) and respecters (plenty, but not all).
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>had to decisionate a busted up pereira
>gets heemed immediately in the rematch
KWAB
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why is he doing this?
(video is jizzy heeming him in the rematch)
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nate makes more than any ufc champ can dream of
is it time we rethink the business model?
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kai stewart yeems volk
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Its a fact that jews make 100:1 for every fighter

Why do muslims participate?
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>>153988125
He explains it in the caption b
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youtube asked for my ID on my 2nd account, this is so lame.
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We’ve never seen Gane done like this, even though he’s fought far more dangerous heemers.
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personally I'm pretty sure I could befriend all of you
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Thoughts on Reacher star Alan Ritchson heeming his neighbor?
https://youtu.be/VSKLQEX2fiw?si=vVorBXTNH-PJdk4Y
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does anyone have the picture of the twink sitting in a chair watching a match on the tv?
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befriend this
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>>153988125
he's begging for a rematch with him because he knows it's the biggest money fight he can book right now (seriously, the absolute state of lhw) and he's trying to make as much money as possible before he becomes washed and starts getting heemed by bums
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adesnaya was genuine when he was just a weeb, but then he got noticed and all the black nationalist started telling him to say the word nigga and then he became this gangster badass with sick one liners
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we cannot follow them btw
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>>153988235
No, I don’t have any pictures of you
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>>153988235
does you lost your selfie
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>>153988246
to be fair, frozen like elsa is the coldest one liner ever uttered
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I love jews
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>>153988261
I hear this but never hear why

Like a statement a hostage would make
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>>153988258
>>153988259
it was the meme from however long ago you dolts
green pants I think fighter sitting very gay in a room looking up at the ppv
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i love /heem/ except when it's racist.
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>>153988282
This sounds like you’re describing yourself. I don’t know any meme related to this event you’re mentioning.
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>>153988260
lines like that died after the mixtape era of rap did. you're not weezy or jeezy, just a reddit ass crying weeb bitch with a fake personality.
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>>153988280
Are you this critical all the time? Is it your culture?
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>I'm looking for a photo
>can you describe it?
>it was of this twink, this tight little twink, he had drawn on green pants and he was lounged across a couch mmm
>...
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rip to datpiff
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>>153988346
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Damn son, where’d you heem this?
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>>153988235
talmbout the resident heem tranny who transitioned in thailand?
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>>153988395
bro that shit has been dead for years
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ausländer raus
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NuKPRhBEXAI?feature=share
>bu-bu- dana le testified that he isnt involved in matchmaking
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Anthony "Lionheart" Smith
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>>153988457
the fuckign fighter crossin his legs chin on fist
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>>153988497
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>>153988497
based
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DDS on full display
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dana and the ufc have been btfo by "matchmaking" so much its unreal. throwing bums against bums that actually win and the upset is why they still continue to exist. they feed off retards that feed into bullshit.
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poofc sucks now i fear
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>>153988240
Nah LHW will soon become stacked, RDR decided to stop being a cutbaby and will move up, Rob is moving up too
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>>153988594
Rob? You mean Bobby Knuckz?
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JUST BLEE- I mean just appreciate the control time on the ground
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im growing out of watching ufc youtubers. I only watch mma guru cause he's a fat jester and anikimma cause he talks about rizin slop.
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when it comes to heemtubers you have to go with the guys that accept they were wrong and talk about why their boy got ethered without excuse
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Test
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>>153988655
Nah fuck that!
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how much money does heemtubing pay
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>>153988706
up to double a janny salary if you're a man
if you're a woman there's no ceiling
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>>153988721
>no hesitation and not promotion about it just did it cause I [was broke and needed the money]
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A white house card without Jon Jones is like a blowjob while being circumcized
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Dana White House
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>>153988796
what you think it's just numb or something? come over here and suck my dick and watch how hard I cum.
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Dan the hangswithmen hooker
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>>153988735
double nothing is nothing. i was hoping for 60-70k. how much views does i need for that? i provide a hip and informed point of view. cerebral fighting instinct and acumen
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winland btw
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nigger
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Said, I'm blind to you haters
Can't touch me, rumor creators
Me say where is the love, lately
Hey, ask you how the world ah run so
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>>153988863
that shit was a work
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>>153988863
aint that that nigga from The Core
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>>153988915
i thought it was the individual from lethal weapon parts 1 through 4
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arman tsarkarayan and ilili topuria need to fuse together like goku and vageta to defeat the muslim menace islam mackachev
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nigga said vageta
i banish you to the shadow realm.
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>>153989004
uh bro...
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>>153989020
im the pharaoh sit your punk ass bitch down gay boy
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>>153989050
yeah the paraogh of being gay maybe
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come on now fellers we don't got to be like that
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I smoke cigars backwards its kinda my thing
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>>153989158
manifesting his return has finally payed off
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>>153989158
who's this pale bulbasaur getting beat up by next?
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hearing whispers in the wind of a mcgregor return
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>>153989158
>colby/conor confirmed
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>>153988395
F
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>>153989158
its low key giving who do you think you are, i am!
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>>153989158
you can tell this was him and not chat gpt
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>>153989158
>gooby relapsed again
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goobycord chads i came as soon as i could
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Goobzilla vs Mechagoobzilla
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there's anon!!! did you do a lot of fight analysis today?
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PUREST OF STRIKES
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It's tawlf
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>>153989270
no fight analysis today only schizophrenic posting but I did a lot of that
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>>153989298
Based? Based. Continue on combatant
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>>153989270
>why don’t you come down and tell us the subtle art of violence
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isnt it crazy that the ruotolo twins fight in different weight classes?
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>be on first date
>open door, get that ass in the car
>give her the aux
>begin to drive
>still no music at the stop sign
>glance over at and see what’s the hold up
>date is hovering over drowning pool
>fuck, one.
>begin to panic, nothing is wrong with me
>praying she doesn’t pick it
>still silenc, two.
>audible phone lock is heard
>instant relief, three.
>she gave u-
>”let the bodies hit the floor let the bodies hit the floor”
>oh fuck she’s playing it
>FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>beat the shit out of my date
>get to restaurant
>”table for 1”
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>>153989329
da crazy Hawaiian has a brother that slaps
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PFL’s new name as of April 2026 will be ABC MMA
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Watching the fights with tomala must be unbearable. I'm not a casual, also not a hardcore fan and the amount of things he just completely gets wrong often is insane. I watch Luke Thomas, Morning Kombat and read articles posted on heem. IT'S HIS FUCKING JOB and my dumb ass who barely follows the sport finds him being dead wrong all the time.
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Who’s got tape they want me to breakdown? I’ve got a modest following for 1.5 million I can afford to help some of you losers make it in this fight game.
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>>153989348
can you get me broadcasting gig b im top knowledge about a lot of fighting i train a bit of ufc myself for years. i could teach you some insider tricks
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>>153989347
Only guy who’s right? The bad guy, the punk, hybrid and the immortal
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>>153989353
I’m applying for UFC Japan. I’ve learned a few tricks myself b I’ll sign you
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I taught Gane the heel hook
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Tai is fighting again. Will that fat piece of shit ever train
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I taught Gane the reverse heel hook
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>>153988632
>not mentioning uncle weezy
NOT a real one
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MMLA

Make
MMA
Litty
Again
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snake paul betrayed the pfl
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I teach the inverted reverted heel hook it’s a slight variation of the no heel-heel hook
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MMA is litty
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>the filmmakers want to strip away the myth of GSP the global icon and reveal Georges, the man.
GSP gay confirmed
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is the zinc expert here? turns out the recommended limit of 40mg is elemental zinc. a 50mg zinc tablet only has like 15mg elemental zinc
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>>153989418
Pennies haven’t been fully copper for decades
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Bitcoin dosing big time to get my weight down for this post fight weight cut. Shits hard b talmbout bein an ultimate fighter? So smoke but no cigar
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>>153989418
you dont need supplements just eat balanced diet i could teach you nutrition 40$ a month
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>>153989422
idk if this is giving me dejavu or its just a fact i know already
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gane expert here
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>Rousey/Carrano
two old women with over 25 combined years of retirement
>Ngannou/Lins
might be worth it
>diaz/perry
cerrone family reunion
>mokaev/whomst
it's going to be a boring 30-27
>the rest of the card
wgaf!
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>>153989429
We talmbout unknowns daily, sometimes forgetting what we already know b
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>>153989435
might even get a hooker for this card
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>>153989435
>>mokaev/whomst
morales is former ONE flyweight champ and beat DJ for the belt
that fight is bussing
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jean silva expert here (do not call me a fighting nerd)
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>>153989446
saying he beat DJ for the belt lacks context my doo he beat DJ with a move illegal in the UFC which DJ had just left after competing in for over a decade and then DJ decimated Morales in the rematch it's all good though I know you was playing
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>>153989435
nate dogwalked cerrone
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Jon Jones has been cut
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my casual friend is asking why he should care about rousey vs carano. how do i explain it to him in a way he will understand?
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>>153989456
fair enough but he he still one of the best flyweights in ONE if he fought for the belt 3 times
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>>153989461
gina is sexy as fuck and ronda was chopped and unc even before she retired. thats about as political as ill get on this one
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>>153989461
tell that nigga if he have to ask he aint be knowing
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you give me five minutes of hell. You understand me son?
YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES OF HELL!
you guys are so fucked
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Give me five, I’ll take two. That’s just the kinda guy I am b
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casual friend just asked who steve garcia is. one of the top featherweights in the world and this piece of shit can't even name his last 10 fights.
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Karate combat has the half man that is a lethal grappler and cornhole has their own lethal nugget. What are the odds those two fight on the Netflix card
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>computer, check for a “steve garcia”
>steve garcia found
>7.7 million results
>find the right steve
>lost to Joe Warren
he failed the test
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>>153989418
eat food
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alexander volkanovski's funny spinning backfist he panic throws when he's off balance
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>>153989461
On paper, Ronda should win easily but Gina has a nice set of tits.
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Are fighters allowed to take shots pre fight
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>>153989534
an excellent pair
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>>153989546
That's assault brother
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>>153989550
Liquid assault talmbout tequila shots b gas tag be blasted 2b de blaster
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assault o de yearth my bradda
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No assault here
No assault here
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>>153989546
ye they dont test for it
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is jones still away from his wife?
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Blessed love to the GOAT dem
Who Jah bless, no man curse, no way
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E ala E, E ala E
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>>153989567
Gayest of all time
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what diego needs to do in the trilogy match is stay smart and calm. even if it gets to the 4th and 5th rounds, he just needs to stay disciplined.
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if dana wants to play boxing he should play by all the rules. mogsar is the mandatory next title fight or volk has to relinquish
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Is he a real Lopes without the Z?
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>>153989584
accelerate your minor
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strip the entire ufc and hold an open weight tournament. that’s the only thing they can do to save this sinking ship
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Slow down: to make retarded. What did the fighting nerds mean by this
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>Volk vs Lopes 3
>Evloev vs Silva title eliminator
>Zalal vs Aljo
>Vallejos vs Yair
fixed FW
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>>153989617
i'm thinking war games
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>>153989633
>volk vs vallejos
>silva vs lopes 2
>yair vs evloev
fucked FW
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>>153989638
2v2 is the bes iCan do at the Trump Taj Mahal
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>>153989645
well then the people demand no less than yan and jan versus van and gane no holds barred live on paramount+
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diego to 155 debut vs charles for bmf at apex
vallejos vs silva 145 title eliminator
evloiev vs onama 145 comain at the apex
yair vs zalal 145 interim belt
volk vs max 4 at 155 bmf title eliminator
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>>153989648
you just want to hear some mush mouth influncer sputter out vagina in his predicitions you're not slick
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>>153989654
I want Logan Paul to fight ufc yes I do
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>>153989653
This guy gets it
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>>153989654
and you'll thank me when she says it b
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYtfBPehu5g
Jizzy is getting exorcised on sataday
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>bmf title eliminator
ROFLcopter
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is the bmf dead? i guess i could see them carrying on with it and giving charles a guy he can't hold down
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one-night BMF tournament
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>>153989664
adesanya slithered into the top 10 in november 2018 and now 8 years later we will see him leave
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>>153989670
nah its a bump in the road at worst. its still only ever been fought for by icons of the sport. it can easily become the most coveted belt.
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>>153989681
it needs a charismatic ace to defend it someone the fans all love perhaps a marlon the cheetah vera
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volk should fight charles at 155 for the bmf. there's almost nobody else who can take it. just create an interim belt at 145 while volk is gone and he can come right back after to fight them.
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for what it's worth and per eddie hearn that's not much aspinall should have gone the chito route vis an vis his abomination of god instead of hiding it away like bertha mason
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give charles the 145 title shot and have him the 155 title shit and then he go from being top 3 gatekeeper to first time ever concurrent 3 division champ but you wont cause mogsar wins then gathe then conor and alla sudden caco have no belt left
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gina should fight miesha next
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gina should take that same pic miesha took so I can compare their slits
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Give Jim Miller the Hooper rematch
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Kai Kara Krance KKK flyweight fighter
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Polymarket bets on will Dana White nut today
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Reading the instagram comments and it's 100% pro-Izzy crowd. I think fan support will propel him to new heights.
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>>153989729
>he thought
>that night
>it didn’t
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Train an ai on every heem thread so far. Place the heem brain in daner whites skull. The heem daner fixes the ufc.
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>>153989735
would prolly overheat and explode b
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jesse giving promo of the century over at aspinall's bff piers morgan show
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>>153989737
Would probably book Tony every card
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>>153988721
du du du du
optimus beeell~
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>>153989758
Swedish MMA is next to none
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>>153989759
you should see the skirt
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watched more 90 days fiance the last 4 weeks than poohfc
stellar job daner
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Adesanya will get slept bigly I'm afraid. His heart is cooked, he is a chubby unc
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>>153989777
gay as fuck
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>>153989812
The champ is here (Aha)
The champ is here(Yeah D-Block MotherFuckas)
The champ is here Kiss What ma niggaz)
The champ is here
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>>153985905
Based edition
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the champ is queer
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>>153989812
if you don't watch with wmma yes but these are things you would simply never understand t. seen all six feet under satc desperate housewives ahs twin peaks and so on
>>153989820
>>153989827
idiot morons
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>>153989830
It's okay that bones is gay, he's still very based and violent. If anything his repressed homosexuality makes him all the more terrifying. Like a non hormunculus Joe Rogan
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anyway i'm far more invested in andrei's real estate ventures in moldova than i am by donald and dana's disastrous disgrace of a card
>>153989848
you'll never get me to say it "mate" he's as straight as a narrow
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Jolie Phwoarier
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jon jones wanted to get arrested. just saying.
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Ce n'est que le début.
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>>153989869
miss that buxom sow like you would not believe conceive or dare i say it achieve
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>>153989892
Manifesting Mastery.
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I think Poatan ciryl will be like jizzy jan
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>>153989968
obviously, poatan might have business in heavyweight but not against the second greatest to ever do it
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>>153989892
>doing that to kromah
It's ovah for poatan
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>>153989972
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Gane plays a few games on fifa career mode and then rocks up and bops the head off the bleedin glory HW champ. His fists are like shovels ye? Like blazer beams. Bam bam bam
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>>153989997
oh my chama
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>>153989997
The GOAT is back?
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>>153989997
>MAC DADDY
DADDY!!!!
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BIG MONEY MAC DADDY DICK DOWN
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somehow all daddy clitty meng till feces minge and racist posting feels natural and on topic when talmbout mcgregor
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Really? You think so? I think you’d be surprised I really do
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I was about to jump out the van and whoop him right there
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Josh Van won’t lose for 10 years
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>>153989892
Damn Didier Drogba can scrap
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Test your might [x4]
Mortal Kombat!
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Mcgregor threw a dolly through the window
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Joshua white Van literally dies in his lext fight.
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Mcpiggy is never fighting again.
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You guys are gonna love this one
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McDaddy broke Khapig's mind and made him fill up xher dirty pig diapers.
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McBussy has been snorting lines of fired daddy semen since Khadaddy gaped xer sadly
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>>153990172
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
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>>153990172
dear oh dear
seethe has no self pity like a mark worked
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>>153990172
Bouncing on a BBC infront of DDPonald was Colbussy’s only reason for living

This pigga me about to oink xerself I fear
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>>153990172
KWAB
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>>153990172
just realised if meng played his cards right he could become the new governor of cuba
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i only fear for sneed i'm afraid
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>>153990189
keeping things a buck fifty he doesn't really even need to do that turning up will probably do
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>>153990189
Hate him or love him meng was what made the ufc great
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hating meng is absolute lobotomite behavior
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>>153988721
ok but nate did starched overweight markham doe, conor marcus mcghee couldnt even heem short notice diaz.
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Hating meng is like hating your meng
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huhhuh
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fact: toptoira will only truly be solidified as a great if he beats Arman or Islam. Fighting retirees is just record padding
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hypothesis: nobody will remember who arman is in 10 years
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i got that DAWG in me
- Mason Jones
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>>153990265
He has been immortalised by the Israelite Adin Ross. A great honour for a gentile like Arman
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Will Pigslam kill his own fazza too like Khapig did when he ducked Tony?
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>>153990265
normie casuals don't even know who arman is right now
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Get your cages ready!

Our sexy Slamdaddy is coming back to rape another piggy!
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Machado is gonna body that muslim freak.
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Even schaub posting is better than this
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jolie has a great rack
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>>153990415
I don't believe that!
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What did brock mean by this
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>>153987392
Good question. Izzy was getting beaten pillar to post, and Alex fell victim to his own excitement and got drawn in because he sensed a finish, instead of picking his shots and covering up.
If Alex had been a little more careful, and smarter about that exchange, he'd have won.
But he wasn't, so he didn't. It all balanced out in the end though, because Izzy is now flushed, and Alex continues to rise.
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so it died a cowardly whimper of a death
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>>153990593
talmbout jonny j jones?
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>Matt "The Immortal" Brown fedora posting
Based, he triggered a whole bunch of retards.
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>>153990597
is there a waking moment when i do not
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>>153990643
i hope not then when the ladies are visiting
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>>153990623
>hurr durr if space how god?!
smdh
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>>153990664
reads like boilerplate
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lol
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>>153990647
i cleverly disguise it by pretending i am talmbout them
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>numbers of the deceiver
apropos
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>>153990648
>hurrr banana fits perfectly in my hand, therefore a jewish wizard came back from the dead
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>>153990666
>them trips
dear heavens
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>>153990666
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>>153990666
>666
Rabbi Jeshua Ha-Nocri warned me about this.
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>>153990672
stardust materialized and tumbled forward into consciousness capable of space travel BY CHANCE
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Im not afraid of any of you
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>>153990681
stardust materialized and tumbled forward into consciousness capable of space travel because a space jew made it so
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>>153990667
Hulk Hogan George Foreman grill vibes
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>>153990684
you think a room full of chimps can eventually generate shakespeare. I think someone put them in the room.
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>>153990691
you think a jew came back from the dead and told you what to eat and how to have sex
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>>153990691
talmbout ufc press day?
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>>153990694
every time. just because I believe in a creator doesn't mean I follow a religion.
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>>153990700
you believe in a creator, because a religion taught you to believe it
you then ignore the cringe parts of the religion, and pretend its not a religion anymore
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>>153990708
nah I just am not so silly to think everything came from nothing
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>>153990713
no, you just think everything came from one guy who is preceeded by nothing
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>>153990717
oh, so that extra step is ridiculous?
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god has a mommy and daddy just like us
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or rather had if you know what i mean
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>>153990720
Its ridiculus to add extra hypothetical to a scenario that already has explanatory power without them.

"You have a dog" is always more likely than "You have a dog named Daisy". "You have a car" is always more likely than "You have a red car.".
"All came from nothing" is objectively more likely than "All came from a guy who came from nothing".
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>>153990734
it's not ridiculous
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>>153990741
>>153990744
OOOOOH HE TAPPED HE TAPPED JOE
ITS ALLLLLL OVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
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Chael sonnen couldnt crack an egg
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ebay.us/m/rl2Jw1
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>>153990747
it was over here >>153990691 you just spent three replies seething at it
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If God isn't real then who killed Khabibs fazza?
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>>153990781
>>153990775
mental illness
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>>153990782
many are saying this
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>(1)
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>>153990781
Lil topigga gettin’ naughty for xer BBC daddy!
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canelo hands activated
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Jon Jones has looked at love from both sides now
From give and take and still somehow
It's love's illusions that he recalls
Jon really don't know love
Jon really don't know love at all
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Rumour has it Slamdaddy will get a “the one, the only” introduction for his next title defence
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No homo we smokin penises!
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the one the only title defense before islam retires
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Really tired of the homophobia
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Gane will
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Sea Level Cain
Full Camp Mendes
Healthy Back Arman
Fingers Curled Gane
Pre USADA Woodley
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>>153990901
>fingers curled gane
takes away all his power
dude is a foul machine
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Gane did
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Me in 2014: I want to see PVZ naked
*a finger on the monkey's paw curls*
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combat sports?
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doo watches combat sports
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reminiscing the days of old listening rjd2 from a creative blazing in the park with the boys
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>gane
>topuria
>pereira
>gaethje
the 4 biggest stars in the ufc and still you cry
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too many fallen real ones sadly
not enough fallen wonks
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1v1v1 and 2v2 fights when?
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gane delivers. topuria delivers. pereira and gaethje deliver. that's why the 4 of them got the call to assemble like the avengers. your boy? not even considered.
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>>153991039
'nana?
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How about you fellas stop calling our favorite fighters gay stuff like daddies? How about we call them the superior fighters or the baddest man on the planet ? Or the best fighter ever?
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The ancients believed consuming blood and even semen of your enemies made you stronger. How much semen do you think UFC champions have consumed in their career? On average of course
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>153991065
I don't want to hear anyone complain about colonialism again
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>>153991055
That's actually somehow even gayer
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>>153991068
That means no more complaining about aridaddy and your betters…
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Slampiggy might never fight again after the BBC incident
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>>153991210
I'm literally the only anon here that regularly thanks Dana, Ari, Sean Shelby, Hunter, Mick Maynard, UFC thank you
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the ufc could just train border collies to surround the octagon and bite any fingers or toes that stick through the fence
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>>153991219
>hey hey it gon’ feel better next time baby I promise fr
>I k-know Brazza I know…
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>>153991241
Seeing as the guy wrestling against the fence grabs the cage to hold the opponent against the fence just as much, it would be a 50/50 dog bite enforcement. So good idea anon.
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UFC trans division when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peQcz7G8BO4&list=PLZU-tbnJjcdOWtBGGbW_gJPZr5oUelPxn
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>>153991301
damn, ngl gash kinda....
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>>153991301
'caco care for some kalium?
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islam > agpuria > volk
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>IT’S UP

https://youtu.be/BCTfUhi0Vvs
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>>153991301
We are getting there
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>>153991396
would
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>>153991396
Brazilian domination soon
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>>153991396
>nj
shocking!
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Trans fighters are likely to heem themselves before the actual fight
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>>153991396
skirts?
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move the oilers to san fran and watch mcdavid pull the big one
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Edmonton Oil Checkers, ye?
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I'm still rooting for Harry Hardwick, he seems kind of retarded
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Is that oil there for me to check? That one there for me ye?
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>>153991396
Jersey? Come on, huh!
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what's with the jersey hate i liked it there fine people
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Happosting will make a comeback in the big two six
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Where the fuck do people even go besides reddit and twitter

The whole internet is dead
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>>153991591
i'm on signal mostly
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>>153991591
Tomcord.
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Tomala would indeed use Discord I fear
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>>153991646
>>153991651
those are bigger fed sites than this fed site. when it all goes down meet me at bjpenn.com. No imposters
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Tomala posting is mildly confusing since Luke "Unspeakable Warcrimes" Thomas and Tom Aspenladd are crucial players in the heem game rn
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they won't let me in the tomcord on account of my having been in the proximity of a wmma not related to me
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I want pre-mcgregor heem so bad

Everything sucks
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It’s just one of those days.
It’s all about the he says she says bullshit
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If boxing pays so well why is tyson doing gimmick fights at age 60
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Tapout was awesome
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>>153991844
because mike tyson was always going to be broke just look at him
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Charles “Mask” Lewis
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>>153991022
Nobody gives a fuck about those retards
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talmbout anti draw
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>>153991908
If Ilia weighed over 215lbs he would be more popular.
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conor khamzat van gable 4 biggest stars in mma today
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81 days until Gane fights.
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>>153991022
what about jon
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>>153991908
It's because that card has no stakes in it
Topuria vs Islam was the dream fight built by fans, Poatan vs Gane is not for undisputed, Chandler should be fighting a British fighter not a Brazilian, Charisma vacuum Nickal shouldn't be there, Lopes vs Garcia is a banger though, i wish Swanson was in it and could have retired on that card.
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>>153991989
I ask myself this every time but: what is wrong with Herb Dean
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>>153991954
Clitia’s 35lb BBC buttplug secures the 20lbs of BBC daddy loads stuck in xer gape
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>>153992015
you are homosexual
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rumblings of a rountree return
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>>153992017
I identify as a raped piggy
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So I tell hunter we’re gonna sign this kid, we are going to make him. A star. I’m not backing down this Rosas kid can fight, man I’m tellin u, four to seven years if you don’t have a Raul Rosas Jr stickers on your car, you’ll look like a fuggin idiot. Think Jon jones on steroids
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I have a foil Raul Rosas Jr. card. No, you can't see it.
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If Movsar becomes champion, he will practically only have rematches as defenses counting a Volk rematch if the fight is close
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>>153992073
In many ways Movdaddy is already the FW GOAT
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>>153992073
That’s why Vallejos gets the title shot and Evloev fights sterling again.
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>>153992086
Vagejos is Jeandaddy’s fleshlight I’m afraid
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>>153992097
Silva will fight T-City it is written
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>>153991908
>russia 150 million
>spain 50 million

simple as that
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Medic vs Page. Fight of the year
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>>153992106
Jon Africa 30 million pick your boi sun b
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talmbout the dirty bird
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put me in the cage with anybody that thinks silva deserves the shot and i 50-40 them. smothering top pressure the likes of which you faggots can not even begin to comprehend
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oscar of the hoya
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2Anderson Silva
3Charles Oliveira da Silva
4Alex Sandro Silva Pereira
5Wanderlei Silva
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silva may have that ancient win but we've seen his ceiling and it's not that great. diego probably beats him 9/10 times. vallejos is years away from reaching his ceiling and yet he could heem volk off the couch right now.
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>>153992190
>diego probably beats him 9/10 times
If that’s the conclusion you reached from watching that fight you’re probably retarded
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>>153992073
crazy how he lost the story against all of these people
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valleyos gets donkey fucked two foot hammered by lerone. hes been fighting washed up bums on losing streaks you retard
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>>153992086
Vallejos should heem Yair next, there is no reason for him to be in the top 5 still
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>>153992203
mogsar owns you sudaca
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Kek
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oh we talmbout bout hammer toe Murphy oh iCee he fights soon yeah?
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>>153992257
theyre going to kill him soon
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>>153992257
Yeah he's mad as fuck for not getting invited to the White House card and too dumb to realize that card is not happening
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>im not gonna bend my values for money
>bends values for money
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>>153992201
>diego wins the first round as commentators hope the ref doesn't stop it
>diego heems silva in the second round
yeah i get your feelings are probably a lot different but i deal in reality
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>>153992214
he doesnt even own lerone who went to war with the corpses of bumbozo and josh emmett, b
ez free title defense for volk
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Main event: Vale Joes vs Nerd Silva IC 145
Co main: volk vs sterling
3rd fight : evloev vs Emmett
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AARON PICO
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>>153992284
His whole arc is fascinating.
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>>153992295
Diego’s success came from taking silva down off a spin kick and countering him when he got stupidly aggressive. Diego failed two takedown attempts in round 2 and was getting lit up on the feet.
These smaller details of what’s really going on in a fight are easy to miss for the more casual viewer such as yourself
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>>153992257
This is the best time to make a ''the rise and fall of colby'' video essay, guaranteed blawgbuster
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Myktybek dude I didn’t know it made you feel like that Orolbai wouldn’t have done that
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danas gonna cut mogsar and give netflix another undefeated superstar in the prime of their career. hes turning ufc into blockbuster
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>>153992347
>if silva weren't retarded he would have done a lot better
>it doesn't matter who wins the rounds or even the fight, it's about who i feel is winning in a vague sense
good luck with that OG
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you could rent ufc at the video store.
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All fighters have a little retard in them. What keeps us coming here? Got a little bit of that retard in us too :’)
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>>153992257
colby has been red pilled
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Some call it retard, some call it dog. I got both. I got that retardogg in me
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i have high fight iq and high post iq
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>>153992386
i got a big little retard in me
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>leaf
>gets fucked by retarded dogs
shocking!
>>
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>>153992450
hes doing the tom. hes pushing his face into silvas hand to bait a foul
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>>153992334
Not really. Just a can who held on to a gimmick way longer than he should have and tanked his career.
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>infant vallejos already having champion composure and heart
it's just too easy to pick out the goats
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>>153992347
>Diego’s success came from taking silva down
his chin as well and the fact that silva was spamming spinning elbows
>>153992438
that's rough buddy
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vallejos is the deltarune to paddys undertale. dont worry, ill be repeating this a lot
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>>153992509
you never repeated my bjj pilates observation
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>>153992525
dont worry
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>>153992501
He should’ve cut out the spinning shit altogether after round 1. Still it was Jean’s mistakes not Diego’s skill that won him the fight. I don’t think Lopes does well in a rematch, especially when he showed zero ability to adjust against Volk
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>>153992531
im not
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vallejos is basically bioshock remastered
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if you've ever been simulated, you are automatically out of the GOAT conversation.
gsp doesnt count because that was a fluke
but otherwise. sorry about that islam
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>>153992482
His whole shtick would've worked out if he didn't ran into the better nebraskan, roided version of himself. Dude burned every bridge imaginable and now all he can is cope.
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>>153992571
Condit knocked GSP out. Hendricks beat GSP. GSP retired scared of a rematch with Hendricks.
>GSP ducked…
Silva
Hendricks II
Lawler
Woodley
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Israel is a favourite vs Pyfer. I am a bit surprised. But then, this is the second greatest MW to ever do it, and two losses don't mean he's out. And Pyfer nay has the skill that Imavov has in the striking game. Adesanya will teach him.
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Praying for Israel (adesanya)'s victory
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You just now if GSP was american he would be spammed as the undisputed goat
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well?
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All my years in the fight game I have never seen anyone more like him. I’m talking about Cody Pfister
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>>153992437
What is his name?
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>>153992727
he was spammed as the undisputed and is spammed as the undisputed goat wdym b
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>>153992737
The Frankie Edgar to that question mark kick is Belal Muhammed and that’s the Brandon Vera
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fershur b
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who is bejoe pyfer
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>>153992257
damn that's crazy that he came to this epiphany mere moments after finding out he wasn't on the white house card
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netflix would like to offer you, derek brunson, 45 million dollars
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We’ve seen Brunson with bleached hair and he fights good. With bleached skin I think he is unstoppable
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>>153992798
Hey man enlightenments can come from anywhere. For instance I learned my wife was a cheating whore by finding her in bed with someone else
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prime hermansson changed the sport
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If GSP was American he would be called George Saint Pierre
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>>153992730
White. Boy. Spring.
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I doubt today's fanbase would be able to sit through 5 rounds of people getting GSP'd if they call shartles boring.
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Yan is essentially GSP
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American GSP would not have tapped to strikes.
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gsp was a beast but you guys lack historical context
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ilia heems gspussy in 25 seconds and that's scientific fact
>>
GSP only dates African women, the purest zulu princesses
>>
this still up?
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New fighter nickname:

Spunk (Semen) Taster
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>>153993047
That is mine and its trademarked, find a new one
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my finisher in the ufc would be darce and my signature would be a double leg where i shoot low amd pick them up from just below the knees then pick them way up and SLAM
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is funny to think how bisping and aspinall can be cheated on by keeping to the blind side
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Let's wrap this one up boys
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can the next thread be /hard/ formally /heem/ for harry hardwick?
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tony halme beats the shit out of tom aspinall
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>>153993165
>>153993165
>>153993165
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i got next



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