In Jesus' name, amen: >>153985905
i got next
Said, I'm blind to you hatersCan't touch me, rumor creatorsMe say where is the love, latelyHey, ask you how the world ah run so
heemly reminder i bones you. and dont worry, ill be repeating this a lot
>>153993180*nods*
A win for Izzy is a win for martial arts
Cannot wait to see Pissy get SLIMED out palms up by Bodybagz this Saturday
>>153993208sorry to hear about colby b how you holding up
>>153993224What happened?
Hairline restoration Pyfer is a problem!
>>153993227you don't know?
Leon should get "The One, The Only" from Bruce on his next fight
>>153993227>>>153990172
>>153993235No
>>153993227Prolapsed by a BBC. May never recover.
>>153993241we all know what aspinall should walk out to
We rock Richard mille. Y'all nigga? G shock.
>>153993260simply the best by tina turner?
>Izzy's retirement fight>heem is deadwhat went wrong? helwanis?
Cannot wait to see Clozapig’s stinky TWP SLIMED in Somalidaddy steatorrhea, dipped in dookie and mushed into he mother’s mushy mealy mutilated maggot minge!
>>153993263blind to you by collie budz actually tina os eubz music which you would know if you weren't such a galactic cazzie
>>153993278Are you making fun of my music taste?
>>153993271>>Izzy's retirement fightIt's going to be a 49-46 for Israel and he's going to think he has one more run.
Michael Chiesa has some good names on his resumé for being so shit.
>>153993285no i really like tina mountain high is probably the greatest pop song ever made and eubz is one of the few things good in pillowtap
>>153993271It's because the janny bans everyone who hurts his feelings.
Daddysanya finna squirt slime pon a piggy!
>>153993183permanently punks out jon jones and retires him from the sport
Is Michael Chiesa good? So many names on his resume.
Personally i would walk out to Madonna, Like a virgin.
>>153993308hoyl shit is that THE anton kuivanen
>>153993313You can't pull this off unless you're really fat and hairy.
>>153993313You could pull this off
>>153993303vpn off dc this is embarrassing
>>153993308Trinaldo is unironically his best aged win.
>>153993329
Pigfer is gonna get a sissy orgasm when BBCzzy gapes his pink button
And then after i get paid i walk off to Material girl.
>>1539933312015 Miller and Beneil back to back are pretty nice.
tomala retired himself. he jumped the shark trying to become a multi sport star but unlike conor ronda ngannou or any of The Gracie Family hes a fucking nobody so nobody cares. he took up cooking with his gay dad in hopes he could get a shot at the next MSFTS undercard. embarrassing behavior for a grown man
>>153993165>watching half naked men grope each otherWhat kind of faggot shit is this?
kylie mogs the 'donna 'beit
>>153993278Fockin aters
>>153993355turn your monitor on
/heem/ challenge. Find the best sleeper fight history. Winner gets a bajillion dollars and all the bitches in town.
>>153993356You slurped the Turkdaddy’s doner diarrhoea when it dripped out ya Clozamother’s maggot maw
Chat, is Tom Aspinall real?
>>153993355the ultimate kind
>>153993355>How to say I can't fight without saying I can't fight
we cannot
>>153993368Mentally deranged post, seek help
>>153993371real gay blind and stupid. and yes, i signed the post but i did it with your signature
>>153993377Listen bud, we can and in fact we have. Dana White is on the fucking board of meta and Zaddy Zognald will stage some crazy false flag whilst Topiglet dances for the construction of the Third Temple.
chiesa fight week
If i would fight in ONE i would walk off to One night in Bangkok
>>153993389shan't
i could be a professional fighter but its politics the whole business unfortunately
>>153993381You wrote this about your dead daddy while twerking in a full pair of DDPs
>>153993408This sounds like something you would post
When you call my name, it's like a little prayerI'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
>>153993422factual post i fear sadly
Dubs and Joe Pyfer KO's Izzy stiff and dead, gives a middle finger to his family members, pisses on his team and before the ref stops the fight he very rapidly pulls his pants off and shits explosively at Izzy's face while he's still unconscious.
>>153993432You don't think spammy would make posts then screenshot them and say I made them, do you? Seems kind of dishonest.
>>153993364not obscure at all but jiri vs reyes is goated more than people remember. they both try to kill each other the whole fight
Nigga looking fat
>>153993459real champs train barefoot. hes not even playing the right sport. gooby yeems
>>153993459Why was Pisslam so afraid of this little dork?
>>153993459He's a drunkard
>>153993483unironically he's likely a fear because the only time he lost he got slept. Islam actually has a ton of advantages against Ilia and wins 9/10 times but its clear that he's fucking terrified of getting KO'd and this is clouding his better reasoning and making him blatantly duck him
>>153993493Same reason he's ducking Morales
MMA just fills me with a sadness now, nobody to enjoy it with anymore.
My writing gets awful for up to a week or two after I get drunk (got drunk on rum 5 days ago) so my posts will have horrific ESL moments thank you for your attention to this matter
>>153993459literally built like an bull
>>153993493>>153993510doesnt happen like that you sad sad little boy
>>153993355There's nothing more quintessentially american than being racist to excuse being ignorant. Fucking amazing.
>>153993551Xhe oinks for xer BVLL sadly
>>153993552What?
Stop running Pigslam
So Colby's a liberal now?
>>153993614islams not ducking black gay spiderman. dana just said 19-0 doesnt deserve a title shot and neither does 20-0 so keep coping
pigslam this, topigplet that bla bla bla. It's all the same stuff with you guys, get new material
ok what about uhhh
>>153993648Okay but he is ducking him though
i won't lie to you, garry has every tool to beat islam, but he will almost certainly fumble it and lose the decision while laughing about it
GOATry got next I fear
>>153993641Don't think so. The subtext seems to be that Colby thought/someone implied he had a chance to run for political office and support didn't materialize.
morales essentially bridges the bridge between the lanky strikers and the hulkish grapplers of welterweight. he is somehow both. he can almost certainly throw islam around like a piece of string.
>>153993652it all comes down to this
Mechanics have every tool in their shops but still sometimes they fuck stuff up you know what i mean.
>>153993692Big sure but any proof he’s actually good at grappling?Ecuadorean wrestling in a basketball gym is more useless than Garth’s d1 record
>>153993708The eye test proves more than any wrestling background ever could.
ebay.us/m/rl2Jw1
>>153993708it was revealed to me in a dream that he's one of the best grapplers in the world. he made quick work of the magny, though assisted by concussive damage. there's no denying he's simply a monster.
>>153993390had 26 fights aint killed a mf yet
>>153993742Who hasn’t slimed magny >>153993728His footwork is a mess and he throws haymakers so hard he’s almost falling over neither of those things suggest rock solid TDD against an actually good wrestler.
>>153993738I imagine these are only ever purchased for sniffing.
>>153993767Unfortunately not everbodys eye test is created equal
>>153993767with a takedown defense of 90% he is essentially tied for second place among all welterweights but usmeng who is a clear #1 at nearly perfect tdd.
>>153993795your eyes suffer from chronic degenerative tomala disorder
>>153993769My favorite thing about the Zuffa saga is that it pisses off everyone.
>>153993795True. You thought Colby was good lmao
>>153993800Zero good wrestlers fought And before you say Brady, I picked him to beat Brady. Anyone who gets finished by Belal is a gigaturd
I have glasses so my eye test isn't that good but i boyed Mick Parkin.
Hunter Campbell paid for this to be expunged from tapology
>>153993826i don't know i mean brady raped the leon whomst usmeng struggled greatly with at times. true it was obvious morales would fuck brady up but i would say that's because of morales eye test grappling power level. i mean brady should be able to sub almost anyone in the division but the best grapplers such as the belal.
Casey O'Neill has beautiful eyes but the rest ain't it
Colby is gay and sucks dick
>>153993800just how good is rocky
>>153993847I know the cameras don't show it very well but Morales was trying to suck that dudes dick that entire time.
>>153993847freshly 18 in what looks like a school gymnasium. frankly the effort to legitimize it as a pro loss was disturbing. powerful forces are trying to hinder godrales.
>>153993857Brady just isn’t top level. I mean he weemed by fucking Belal Come on. Sorry I just don’t see it with fruity Spider-Man I think he’d get heemed by prates, 49-46ed by Garry and held down by Islam. WW isn’t LHW where being a good athlete takes you all the way to a belt
>>153993811He was champion of the world
>>153993891we respect belal "remember the name" muhammad here
>>153993891sure enough i think we will see all those fights so i will just sit back and watch the show. i believe he's got more up his sleeve than he's shown.
>>153993811Usman said Colby is top 3 welterweight all time.
Feel like Tom and DDP were teleported to another dimension, it's as if they don't exist anymore
>>153993959Yeah the scared to fight faggot bitch dimension, where they came from
how did ronda get out of her ufc contract?
>Grasso wearing glasses
>>153993921*interim
>>153993985How many world championships have you won?
Where's your championship belt buddy?
>>153993346>after i get paid
>>153993996Same number as colbum
>>153994059Afraid not.
>>153993996same as tomala
There is an idea of Cody Brundage.
jizzy fight week niggasyjk david is training that nigga good
Joe knocks faggy out in 1 and calls out buck for the Whitehouse card screenshot this.
>>153994155Fuck i meant to say buckwheat.
>10 km at a pace of 5:32Yes, I can outrun everyone here to death
>>153994168how fast youre gonna run across the cage?
>>153993165
nah they made a black snape
what happens to izzy stock if it's the most boring bullshit since the romero fight but still a clear decision win
>>153994202>6 bids
Anyone else feeling kinda off today? The kikes must be beaming negative radio waves with their 5G towers for some reason.
>>153994235should drop but in reality the win will be celebrated
jizzy got wonkedI repeat jizzy has been wonkedthis is not a drill
>>153994311Joey bodybag with a 2nd round K.O.screencap this
>>153994311disfigured beyond recognition
>>153994311He not shinin like he use to
>>153994311i-is this genjutsu?
>>153993888Ali Abdelaziz and the fifth column no doubt. Deeply disturbing
We're all just cattle in this thread, but I'm the wagyu walking around the farm
>>153994086GSP?
>>153994476im the breeding bull
>>153994572You're a steer, Krody Steer
Alex just looks like a fat unc now and I’m meant to think he easily heems the fastest and most fluid natural HW striker
GSP might have lost to Captain America but he was roiding so it's ok
I miss hangin with the boyz
I miss syrup sandwiches and crime allowances
>>153995203pozzed?
i fuck
9 million iq move by max losing to charles to bag the gooby fight
gonna need yalls to shut the fuck up
*taps to armbar*
Any fights today?
Get in my spider guard and I’ll send you to hell
https://youtube.com/shorts/oXir2wK8kjk?si=dDvqd2R89xZ-hvTA
That's as real as it gets©
>>153996105they cant keep getting away with it
>>153995786*slams you*
>>153996105wait that shits from 2021
>>153996105You'd have to kill him.
oscar of the hoya tribe
>>153996318im not worrying, youre be repeating this a lot
>>153996339no i tweaked it a bit
>>153996355I'll tweak your nipples a bit
>Iz that...a-a gun?? AHHHHHHHH RUN, EVERYBODY RUUUN DIS GUY HEV REAL GUN BRAZZA!!!!
>>153996367*casts substitution jutsu*
>>153993985https://youtube.com/shorts/5Elo9kKCjsc?si=cSgNOUejSmrrJISh
>>153996508these niggas is sucking each other off hard
It's actually hilarious the UFC could under pay Jon Jones by hundreds of millions of dollars through his career then when he's ready to retire and maybe cash out with a couple big boxing matches they ice out his contract and don't let him. Kwab. No matter how successful you are you're still a slave, boy.
what it doo
>>153996532this is pretty frigged but jon also fumbled his handif he simply declined the aspinal fight he could have still got pereira for $10-$15m. but he wanted to feel valuable so he strung them along and made them look like fools
>>153996667sucks worse than the first version
>>153996667yhorm was a bitch
>>153996676Sucks worse than your mom too bitch, trust me
>>153996667Should be JWB standing on the ruins of state's rights facing Lincoln the Tyrant
>>153996713Cauterized that chink
Me when I see a nigger:
>>153993165Pyfer sucks Izzy's chin is gone Whoever wins, they get exposed next fight
Then I saw her faceNow I’m A BelieverNot a traceOf doubt in my mind
>>153993165Huh this still up?
>>153996896sounds like a burden on society being floated along. That retard mother shouldn’t have drank with during pregnancy to avoid such a thing. Her first born will now spill her blood for the ufc on a lifetime 12/12 contract, when healthy of course.
Yeah I don't give a shit about any of that
easy [-]
>>153993308I remember him being much, much worse. He was just so fucking slow, man. Terrible style.
What’s the use in tryingAll you get is painI wanted sunshineBut I got rain
>>153997007gonna miss da maverick b
FW is actually bussing except for the top 4 or so for some reason
chills
>my wife (female) can't even name 15 david onama wins
Izzy busted his nose while training, this a sign that he is not goofing around for the paycheck, he is back
Izzy has no answer for this
>>153997157y-yeah he doesn't...
im setting my tinder to gay next time i fly to vegas so i can find strickland and im gonna pound his ass
>>153997215they have a gay setting on tinder?
Strickchad is top though
>>153997224not if he wrestled me b
Got his and hers plates. Mine? PENN1. Hers? 1MPST3R
Nah fuck that
Someone has to pull out I sense it
>>153997244strickdiddy wont let me he needs Big Canadian Cock
>>153997328Good for Colbeast to get out of that satanic shit. Now he can focus on himself and become Champion again.
joe pyph has made peace with his inevitable loss already by finding jesus which paradoxically might make him win
>>153997339thats the Subtext – Aspect of communication that is not explicitly announced
>>153997366It's crazy how cute she is
the subtext is that brown nosing proved to be a fruitless strategy so now he hates that shit
THATS THE WALL BROTHER
>>153997373True
Francis hits like a car but AJ survived a collision
real quick b why couldnt netflix get nganou vs gable? no bigger free agent at heavyweight mma right now
>>153997415lins does more for his legacy
Gable ran from JDS
what legacy do fo me? ooh ooh ahh ahh
Gable will fight less than 15 times and fizzle out to WWE
>>153997424are you insinuating that Francis is some sort of monkey and swings from vines and eats bananas and grooms his monkey counterparts and bangs on his chest to intimidate foes? what the hell man
Schaub so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me
>>153997417maybe today. but in ten years when nobodys beating gable? whats it gonna say when youre the one loss in his column? when UFCs forced to announce their undefeated in the octagon champ is 15-1 in total. Levels
dana is constantly losing in the mentals
Why are people hyping the netflix card? Everyone is either washed or a literal who. Affliction put out better cards than this.
parnasse so hard ufc wanna sign me
>8-9it would be better to just not list records on the poster.
>>153997450What more? What more? What now. The champ is there
former UFC legend Chris Avila
>>153997482>6-7>8-9talmbout meinmes
>double main event >triple main event how do they get away with this
>>153997424Someone should tell him Less legacy = less people watching = less pay
>>153997499similar to how your mom gets away with taking 3 dicks at a time
>>153997467Phillip lins, people forget man, he ughhh...Perry, people forget man, he lost to jake paulDiaz, people forget man, he also lost to jake Ronda rousey, people forget man, she cucked Schaub with the guy who flatlined him
>>153997450Real answer is that libs is an actual accomplished hw fighter. Gable is a potential superstar maybe but super early in his career
>>153997518>your mom jokes this early alright bud you’re up way too late unless you’re indian then you’re always up
Mike Perry the Violence Platypus
>>153997538But he is a top 5 hw in the world. There’s nothing else to see he has passed all tests
Florida man calls for more violence
Hitler had black people in his army.You know who he didn't have? AmerigoyemsPigfer is gonna get Aryan'd this week by Beastzzy
British-African man calls for draw
Israel beat that Spaghettinigger V.Tori
Izzy beat Mussolini
>Izzy didn't mention Naruto, a horror movie or a disney movie in any of his pre-fight interviews yet again It might be over
My parents got Paramount+. Any of you guys want to come over and watch the fights?
>>153997614Ye I'll reach
>>153997604He is channeling all the chakra within
>>153997604izzy liked horror movies? I only remember him walking out to the Saw theme for UFC 281 against Pereira
>>153997554based
What hentai should I goon to to give Izzy my energy
Can't wait to see Pissy get SLIMED OUT, left palms up by Joe Pyfer and put on a shirt this Saturday night.
>literally me after watching some weird shit including tentacles
>>153993483Same reason he ducked Gaethje and fought Poorier>Power
>>153997482That's Nate Diazs protege Chris Avila show some fucking respect ese! comprende?
>>153997098>sreekanthparayilgopinathanFans come in all shades and colors. And if a fan's hands are brown and they type the most salient youtube comment of all time does that post and therefore those hands transcend traditional perception of color? I bring you this.
>the uproar from gane heeming pereira off an eye poke headkick combo creates a security threat that allows the terrorists to blow everyone there up and nuclear war starts
>>153998789why doesn't he just fight with his hands closed, he was absolutely piecing up tom is it an IQ thing
>>153998809he was just collecting his free eye poke. who would think tom would really tap out in round 1 of his first undisputed hw fight.
>>153998835not the fight I was looking for. Roll the Vallejos highlights
Took a couple schaubs off but just hitting episode 486 bapa. Basebawl life
>good time>bad fights
Talmbout leanin into a joke b huge growth inbound I sense a comeback
>Gane attempts his cheating strategy against Poatan>This activates his trap card
Ducklia has only beaten 35 year old featherweights btw
Gane lowkey like Exodia frfr
Boston irish
Playing chess and the rest of us playing checkers. What the fuck you gonna do about it b
The Bully
>>153998966save a syllable 'criminal'
Daner Uncle Creepy Black
Gabi Garcia or Cyborg? I’m taking Cyborg
Pigslam has only beaten off BBC's
>>153998966Dana ran away from the Irish mob. Whitey Bulger must've been clairvoyant
>>153999047casually sneaking this into reuploads of islam funny moments compilations
Where is he? It's been 7 months and he took 0 damage
>>153999090Bawls deep in cam saimaan
>>153999090Battling personal DemonsDrugsPressure
>>153999090i don't know why anyone would expect him to do anything but train wrestling under disturbingly intense conditions for quite a long time
>be me>know my toilets clog at the slightest impedance>never tell house guests I constantly here them panicking as they struggle to clear their poop soup with the world's cheapest plunger- handle constantly coming off the cup! Lmfao!!
legitimately dric is probably getting mauled by a small army of dudes who look like shamil gaziev, right now, and half of every day since the fight
JIzzy gets slept
Posting quality pretty low these daysGay/feminine renditions of fighters namesThats it? Thats the thread? Just constant spam of that?
>>153999167One of the j*nnies is a literal schizophrenic who shits up every thread while the rest of us try to stay on topic and uncle weezypost
Really makes you think
>>153999047Vatniggers not mention BBC, gore or homosexual rape for 2 milliseconds challenge
https://old.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1s3ygpb/fishtank_live_producer_benjamin_taylor_beats_up/
why doesn't adesanya just throw his question mark kick again? it literally can't be blocked. is he retarded?
>>153999274we don't use the r word here chudcel
thoughts on the new bejoe pyfer gimmick? legit or sexual assault allegations incoming? is it going to afffect his ngannou heeming power?
>>1539993124 o'clock
i can eat those shots. i'm excited to put my chin to the test this saturday.
*sniffs the thread*
Jiri
>>153999090Xhe’s raped and retired I fear Xhe bussy took damage from zatdaddy dong Xhe pigmune system is overrun by pozzed loads Zatdaddy got that pigga in the gestational period! Ready to deliver he bacon boer bussy baby…
that's an unconfirmed rumor from mma pinterest, probably not even true.
>>153999522Nobody gives a shit about Labrador of Loads
>>153999522Yorick
>>153999522My man plays Yasuo and yells out the voicelines
>>153999550I don’t want to imagine Jiri maining the windshitters
>>153999553speaks for me in this instance. fuck your decades old nerdy incel video game and fuck any "man" with a ponytail
>incelGo back
>Jiri plays LoLhe just lost a fan
>>153999732pant orbs full of cum tomala?
>>153999522He's a Briar main (i unironically know some Czech guy that plays with him)
>>153999781>jiri is a feetniggasomewhat surprising
lolchud fears the shooterchad
its seems Sneed has been excited
>>153993697Israel will getting his shit together and heem Pereira once again before retirement.
When will we see the first 50-35?
>>153999944nah that's shit gay faggot stfu
>>153999978Turn your monitor on
>>153998168Lucas Tracy fell off...
>>153998168something involving dogs or something i assume
>doubting danabeast
>>154000553i guess you could call that a card
>>153994311His head got elongated.
If you’re trying to be some character on /heem/, go fuck yourself
>>154000553All bigger names than Gooby at this point.
I cant take it anymoreMMA sucks too much nowI quit watchingGoodbye heem
mma was never good
>>153999090He’s an alcoholic now. Seriously.
>>154000696Bye.
Hows Jacked Taiwanese boy been? I heard his peins is super thick.
>>154001049talmbout thicc boy?
>>153994311 the light on his eyes is back dricus had unironocally taken his soul>>
>>154001049*chinese
80 days until Gane fights.
>Señor Clitia, we've lined up the next chinless 40-year-old for you to knock out!
Gaethje is young 37 year old in his prime thoughever.
>>154001979
>>154001979just like my vallejos
Do you remember where you were?
So far 2026 has just been contenders eating each other
>>154002168That’s because champs fight once a year
>>154002049I was at a restaurant/bar showing UFC for the first time. The place did last call at 1015 and the walkouts for this fight didn’t happen for another hour lol. Almost everyone left before this fight. The manager let me stay past close to watch the fight. It was me and the kitchen staff watching in an empty place. I don’t think they ever showed UFC again
>>154002183All 8 of them?
I was here
>>154002049I was in bed with my exgf watching the fights in my phone. I remember laughing hysterically at Rockhold smearing off his blood all over Costa’s face while she looked in disbelief. It’s unreal how much I miss her, even though I’ve had 6 more gfs since we broke up. She’ll always be my one and only, although she probably forgot about me by now.
>>154000553I’ll manifest Dookie Daukus heeming Bo Nigger.
the ufc doesn't let their champs fight often anymore. they clearly bullshit them for months with "we'll get back to you" until they find the ideal spot. it's not in their interest to allow the champs to take over the calendar.
>>154002497Add that to the fact that only 4 out of 8 champions are marginally known by cazzies. The UFC doesn’t have stars anymore.
>>154002497>it’s not in UFCs interest to have big fights with the biggest names, drawing the most viewers Lol. K bud. Good post
>>154002560excellent rebuttal
real rizin hours
>>154002560the way in which the ufc makes their money is far more complicated than bigger names = more money. that's clearly the case or every fucking card, but a few a year, wouldn't be the thinnest dogshit conceivable.
>>154002614The 1,000 heems stare.
>>154002497By the end of the year we'll see the bigger picture, this could be just a case of them siding their champs before deciding on the white house card
So now that the dust has settled, who did you have winning between Aljo and Evloev?You know, the very active, dynamic, and skilled fight that Dana White walked out of and sperged about, and hurt both athletes careers over.
imagine fighting on the white house lawn in the sweltering june heat while being attacked by mosquitos and it starts raining
>>154002665Evloev clearly won because he remembered you're allowed to punch while grappling even if it was mostly pitter patter
Daddyran is giving Goymerica brutal daddy dickdowns, i fear that their bussy might not survive...
>>154002665I don’t remember anything about this fight besides it was boring
>>154002665It was really good, the matchmakers need to do more ''wrestler vs wrestler'' matchups, i reckon Merab vs Umar, Fluffy vs Allen was similar, we rarely get these
>>154002767Sounds like you formed your opinion about the fight from social media, because it was a very cool and very active fight. Definitely not boring.
Jiri looks like type of guy that would main Pantheon but no he mains Briar lol
NAH, FUCK THAT!
>>154002761I’m studying Old Avestan as we speak.
Anything mcgregor era and later sucks
Aldo won.
the mix era...
song whom is dong
Praying for the victory of Israel Adesanya
>>154002974The stylemixer
Steezbender will heem
>>154002974He will have an Anderson Silva late career, without the horrible injury.
kevin holland returns as snape
sometimes it's a bit weird to think how people here are from completely different countries with completely different lifestyles yet all come together in a thread like this weirder still how we're all schaub fans
>>154003351Fer shure b
the ufc pays me well. they always been good to me. i ain't got nothing bad to say about them.
>>154002961They named a multinational retailer after him. Of course he won
What would a fighters union even do? Matchmaking is most of the sport, and a union wouldn't control that.
sooo Jean Silva is getting the title shot I guess..
You're a cazzie if you think Dana doesn't have an amazing secret fight for the White House card.
>>154003818Conor McGregor breaking through the glass security bubble and challenging Netanyahu for the JMF belt
Khamzat wants to fight Helwani. In Tel Aviv. Isn't he awesome?
>>154003818jon gooby 185 for the even badderest mother fuck belt
>>154003818They’re going to announce gooby-meng at international fight week during the white house card
the gane belt
how o fix ufc
the gane belt idea has gone viral
>>154004774Fix your life first.
man i love watching two men fight in a cage. you see a fight in your youtube recommended next to some boring crap and it reminds you of how cool it is.
hunter campbell is the severus snape of the ufcdaner white? harry potter believe it or not
Does Topturo go life and death with THE infamous Matuez Gamrot?
i think cereal gane will beat poaton UD, blaxposion ngubu became a wrestler against gane... and you're telling me poaton punches harder than joe phyfer?
truth be told, The UFC has held Gamrot back.
all fighters punch the same hard if you weigh more theres more mass and if you weigh less theres mores sppeed so its the same force regardless. nobody in the ufc gets physics like i do. im not an influencer. im a throughbred and i actually fight i walk the walk not just talk it
poatans gonna get eyepoked that's all I know
>>154005811Gane already established the foul threat. There's no need to even foul any more
>>154005811>Mountain Timewtf I thought time stood still on mountains?
>>154006207You know dis brazza
Gane is famous for eye pokes when in reality his specialty is nut shots, cazzies don't know this, Pereira doesn't know this, the refs don't know this
Who ya got?
>>154006514on the feet strickland has a good chance, but in the grappling khamzat has an even gooder chance. this will come down to who can win the fight for how this fight goes.
>>154006514DDP schooled Shitland, and we have to pretend to be excited for this? UFC had fight nights more interesting 5 years ago.UFC is so dog shit these days. All the stars they built up are all either washed, retired, fighting once every 3 years.
>>154006514I’ve got Strickpiggy’s papa porked bacon bussy bussin’ open from Zatdaddy’s BBC loads, sadly
>>154006514>Strickland wins the press conference by making Khamzat chimp out>Chimaev wins the fight by grappling domination>Fight will be mainly remembered for the buildup that damages Khamzat’s image moving forward>Only real questions are if Strickland loses by submission or decision or if manages to win actually win round
>>154006514Khamzat the exact same way he beat DDP
>>154006831man that's not gonna be entertaining at all. at least with dricus there's a hope that he could pull off a flying gogoplata or something at any moment. strickland doesn't have many tricks up his sleeve.
>>154006800Khamzat will seethe at the press conference and the boos and he wont have Arman in the corner telling him not to stand up so strickland might pull off a funny upset from getting in cumsucks head
>>154002665evloev won this one but this wasnt s a dominant one sided decision either, a clear but still close 29-28 decision that was awarded due to movsar's pitter patter shots in the third it's also not like movsar shouldnt have lost to allen the fight before by losing the first round and trying to put his hands on the ground a la weidman against mousasi on the last round like a proper faggot, i genuinely dont get why crotchsniffer contenders are so entitled.
im getting sick and fucking tired of you retards saying strickland even has a chance. im finna boutta log off for the next two months so i dont have to see none of this braindead fucking retard bullshit YOU KNOW HE FUCKING SUCKS. YOU KNOW HE GETS 50-45D. YOU KNOW KHAMZAT MOVES UP AND THIS SETS UP THE STRICKLAND JIZZY REMATCH AND STRICKLAND RETIRES THE 40 YEAR OLD DOGFUCKER AND DANA GETS AN AMERICAN CHAMP FOR THREE MONTHS AGAIN. THIS IS BORING. JUST WAIT
>>154007072He won the first ddp fight thoughbeit
>>154007094strickland technology has been downloaded and rewrote into automated loss machine
>>154006514Casual fans think the fight is the main attraction. Real fans know the press conference will be the main highlight and just want to watch Chimaev get baited and lose his shit. I un-boyed Sean during the DDP saga because I like Dricus more but since his rant during the Fluffy conference where he was calling everyone faggots and goat fuckers and got his mic cut I like him again
>>154006951If Strickland pisses Khamzat off enough he’ll probably just get finished instead of sat on, there is a chance Khamzat blows his gas being aggressive but even then Sean isn’t getting a finish, he has to already be winning by round 3
>>154007123But he hust heemed "da best wrestler not chimaev"
>>154007145Cumsuck has no chin if he gasses sean heems. Ratlip took one hook from ddp and crumpled
>>154007173He took plenty of flush shots from Usman
>>154007151oh so not chimaev? so he didnt heem chimaev? and fluffys jiu jitsu is wrestling now? do you just get off on being a fucking idiot?
>>154007213Youre upset its ok cumsuck will hug you
people forget that dricus won at least 3 of those rounds
>>154007270Ratlips standup is so shit lmao hands down eating punches
>>154007270>5 second highlight video includes a combo where nothing landed This is advanced copium
the first man to take khamzat downthe first man to catch khamzat in a submissionone of the first five men to win the story against khamzat
>>154007270You know this fight was shit when the only legitimate highlights are from the guy who got 50-44’d. Crowd erupted when DDP went for the guillotine
>>154007369He froze desu
>>154007374 going for the guilly against him when you can pulp is face is typical ddp
Raped & retired
>>154007420And that’s exactly why he won up to this point nigga was doing goofy shit and making it work. Well look back years from now and realize Dricus was the most exciting MW champ since Anderson
the problem is that dricus usually kicks into gear after sustaining some damage. this usually happens in about round 2. but khamzat did less than 1 round of damage so it never met the threshold.
khamzat couldve 250 225d dricus and thats what upsets you fucking babies. hes too good
>>154007072it's always like this. Strickcel is twice accursed victim of African Kang that beat him not only at striking but at grappling as well. now for months we pretend he has something in the bag against someone who outclassed the aforementioned guy. I remember this same shit happening about JDM.
>>154007270literally more exciting than the actual fight
if khamzat was good he would fight more than once a year sadly hes an uncomfortable nerd.
fuck tillzat
>>154007270
Imagine Usman beats DDP
>>154008076Unironically, yeah. The skill discrepancy is just too high. Usmeng could get off the couch right now and beat most of the mw division with ease.
>>154008076If he’s not washed he would. Usman is near MW size with a long reach and also not a meme fighter who’s secretly dogshit like Dricus
>The guy that got beat by Rocky Edwards twice?>a real threat at Middleweightlol you guys are fuckin retarded, never change.
The guy who lost got mega zeemed by Izzy? lol he’d never be champ at LHW
The guy who got heemed by Nelson and Browne? lol he will never have a comedy special
Its actually crazy how much everything sucks nowYou fuckers got no fuckin clue what life used to be like 20 years ago
>>154008076usmeng would get fucked bad
He fucked ya kid, Gane fucked ya good
>>154007270the webm of Dricus just getting up was funnier
we cant do it
>>1540083942006 was great I had an Xbox
we've seen usmeng crumble in the striking many times. when he doesn't get his way he practically starts crying for help.
>>154008480literally never seen this in me loife
>mandel nallo training MDE crewWhen is Strickland going on the Sam Hyde show?
yeah sure, now shut the fuck up
Gilbert Burns beat khamzat
Chase hooper is essentially a White Payton Talbott
white alex rosetwo halves of hov
remember that messican kid with the face who said he was gonna be the youngest champion
>>154008929Dana will make him a champ yet
imagine rico vs gane/aspinall/pereirathe ufc is not no monopoly if they cant bag the best niggas
>>153997482kek I was gonna comment on that too. He always was a fag too. Everyone thought he was gonna be something cause he trained with nate.
>>154008883this shit unironically works, my knuckles and shin no loner feel anything went I heitt the bag or people
>>154008394Just cut social media and your life will be 50 % better
When did they start calling events "UFC Vegas"?
>>154009302Of course it works, it also gives you severe arthritis.
>>154009362who cares they'll give me pills for that and I love painkillers
Be honest I would heem you
>>154009443I reckon you couldn't heem a flying insect
mma doesn't work in real life
You guys think fpv drone kills count as heems ?
much to unpack with that statement
>>154009510noback in the middle ages when niggas came out with cross bows, english lads refused to use them because they required no skill and they didn't thought that was gangsta
follow them?
Listening to Graduation. Like every track could be half as long and it would be an improvement don't know what people see in this doo.
Pyfdawg finna make em just bleed
yuge fan of alex grassol here, maycee gray talm bout youre dog water b
Just like the joe pyfer
Ge fike Boe Pyfer
fee fi joe pyfer
>>154009331UFC badly needs a >ladies night card that is all WMMA. Have 10-12 women's fights on one card. Reduce WMMA on every other card for the year
>>154008394did a trendy ass digital detox with my gf a few months ago highly suggest it get off this site get off social mediaget off youtube go somewhere and leave your phone at home read a book go to a barswim in a rivercant describe how much better i felt by day 2
OHHH EHHH WE GOTTA A HERO OVA HERE
>>154009749and where did that bring you? back to dana
PyfGODS... How we feelin?
i got the digital dashi fucked that bitch in the passenger
>go to a barpass
OHHHHHHHHH
I dont see how Pyfer wins
>>154010279Swang n' Bang, b
>>154010298you finna know it!!!
>>154010262>How do you feel about this chapter ending in your life?
don't do it izzy that's joe pifer the hardest hitter in town
>>154010279Izzy has slowed down and doesn't have the chin he used to. I think Izzy wins but Pyfer has a path via round 1-2 KO or club & sub. Pyfer will gas if it gets past halfway.
>>154010279what lil jizzy gon do?
it should have been flushed dogbender vs bald costafuck you dana
>>154010387absolutely 48-47 him
>>154010408they already fought b
adesanya vs pyfer card is one of the most deceptively secretly good cards in a long time. it tricks you into thinking it's the worst pile of shit ever but then you look closely and realize some of the fights are good.
>>154010279Taking Jizzy down and submitting him like Pyfer did Abus.
pyfer is just proof of "just be strong lol" being true
gingers are actually yucky
>>154010487big burnin bush boilin your blood blud?
>>154010508maybe the chicks are alright becuase you know what they sayrusty roof, wet basement
make a thread'fore i make you dead
>>154010487spike Carlyle is better than you and you know it
>>154010559better in what way?
>>154010562AND NEW
>>154010577>>154010577>>154010577new fuck you
