Brock is gay editionPrevious>>153993165
Nigger
>>154010628
>>154010562based
shut up bitches
is it true that punching power comes from the glutes ?
>>154010714Yeah Schaub talked about it
thread sucks, wont be coming back.
>drumpf
>>154010831Stop running Pigslam
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
talm bout schaub, smauling cigars b?
>UFC 300 was 9 years ago
Im bouta start squeezing yo and do not try to run either yo
Stop the police is right there
Ion give a fuck about no police yo
I didnt do nothing to you *sobs* I didnt do nothing*tears run*
sorry im fucking with you my faultYou good you good im fucking with you
me vs sweden
Is this a good pickup line?
Ey da fuck? Eugh ey! mute yo muthafuckin mic boy
>>154011231now I remember I have seen goobys boner
everyone laughed at conor's meng but no one posted their own meng I'm just saying
Dat nigga booty loose but ey i know that toilet mad as hell dookie just piling up but ey you better get in the mothafuckin shower when ya done boy eugh
Ey yall dont hear that? Ey nathan!
>>154011315actually reminds me of mine ngl
>>154011315I did and got banned plenty of times
You did not start no car battery with your bare handsIf I didnt may god murder my children, i dont even- i hate that I even spoke about it, if I didnt may god murder my childrenNo dont say thatPlease, kill em today, right now today
>>154011381what is this, a meng for ants?
And and to be honest with you i just put my hands over the battery and prayed "lord please let this womans battery start" On a physics level thats impossibleOn a physics level human beings emit electricity, our bodies are electric
>>154011421On a physics level your mom let out a poop when she gave birth to youYour entrance into this world was a poop slide
need these bitgches to shut the fuck up
>>154011452Ima be real with ya stop selling dem phones thats wired to the federal government thats wha ima tell yaOk have good dayNah fuck a good day make it a bad day
>>154011509>>154011501Poo sliders
>>154011542loose bitch
>>154011555Rude
we cannot follow them
>>154011501Yea my nigga and you can put my balls on a pita bread with some hummus and tahini and eat that to the face you feel me? Mind your fuckin business nobody aksed you anything my nigga shut the fuck up
>>154011644News flash, goof: We're following them.
Theres a crackhead back in the day I shot the nigga 9 times with a tec 9 and he kept running down the alleyHmm
>>154011708I expected better twerking from a sex worker
>>154011708
Is it ever justifiable for a man to hit a female?
>>154011854Yes.
Is it justifiable for a man to hit a woman? I cant speak for men but I can speak for myself, you disrespect me lord jesus look out
>>154011708whos this goonbait
>>154011988megan olivi
shut up right now
rick "the horror" story
ref cam is cool but imagine alexa grasso locker room toilet cam
https://youtu.be/MjEsAh7VXqg
>“Really nice, really humble, and everything good,” Prochazka said of Ulberg. “Then I saw some videos, he made fun of me in some videos, I don’t care. He’s a fighter. He’s a good fighter. He has a win streak. I’m going to stop him. I’m going to win the belt. That’s all what I will do.”
Darren Elkin would never ever quit after an eyepoke
did someone poke toms throat havent heard him yap in a while
pereiras walking around at 247 lbs
>>154012681Gane is going to pummel the back of this poor man's head.
CHAMA!!!
Who is tom
>>154012711What a woman
I want to breed an army of gigaheemers with Kayla Harrison.
>>154012831Why don't you send her a schaub on IG, play it cool
Have you even thanked Dana one time since watching the UFC? No, you spend the threads simping for Rizin and ONE because they're asian. Then you come in here wearing a tie everyone here is dressed casual Hunter's suit coat doesn't even have buttons.
>>154012854I tried this and she went out and banged Schaub instead
>>154012880Was her name Rochelle by any chance?
*posts his meng*haters put his name in their mouth*slams side pieces*haters put his name in their mouth*flips his trugg*haters put his name in their mouth*lights a cigar*haters put his name in their mouth
I wish to be eskimo brothers with Schaub
IT'S UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzqPY7mVfno
*hides post*
palestine pyfer
pillowhands pyfer
born again pyphpussy ass niggas want strife
Colby CovingtonColby "Chaos" CovingtonColby Covington
>bro trust me chase hooper is a PRAWLSPEC he'll finish this much more athletic, better striking D1 wrestler for sure bro
trust me bro if it aint got that crispy sear it aint got no business on my plate yo
>>154013141UNCLE WEEZY HE DA MAN
>it must be....le crispy sear
>>154013141>open video>scroll to random point 25min in>dude is talking about the binomial distribution what the fuck is this is this how betfags pick bets
>>154013258just tail lucrative james
>>154013267
>>154013279clearly you dont understand bankroll scaling
>>154013286i'm sure you're kidding but there's retards out there who pay the $100/mo or whatever he charges for picks and think he's genuinely a MMA genius. Dude is a scam artist.
>>154013279>0-9 on straight picksCouldn't do that if you tried
>>154013279that's just very ants
>>154013291ive been telling people in /bet/ to tail james. ive been telling people on /biz/ to tell james. ive been telling people at work to tail james. anything that may push the lines further in my favor
Was jizzy ever good
>>154013279Gambling is weakness for the soul
>>154013313every bettor goes through losing streaksthis cunt is insufferable. acts like he's a self-made millionaire when he's using daddy's money to make a couple big bets per year while pretending he's staking $100k+ every week
>>154013279OOOOHH HE'S RETARDED NOW
>>154013324He's good now and he was good before but he was great for a time
>>154013324One dimensional but very good at that one dimension. 185 was really really bad before Poatan and DDP and Chimaev came up. Izzy's run to the title:>Rob Wilkinson (who?)>Vettori>Tavares>Brunson >43yo Anderson >Gastelum (gets finished if Kelvin has any fight IQ) >Whittaker >Romero>Costaloses to Jan at 205>Vettori again>Whittaker again (arguably lost)>Qanonnier and now he has one win in 4 years and has been finished 3 times. His KO over Whittaker and Pereira are the only truly good wins
THE Marvin Vettori
>>154013452tambout the marvin chidori?
talmbout a lotta nuffin and fairy sails if you ask me b. Those ships have sailed and anchors are dropped the pure Audacy App on em
Tito's All You Can Eat Buffet (food not included)
My cortisol is extremely low, I just don't care. Yes Izzy will get executed by some walmart cashier thus sending his prestigious accolades down the drain, rendering him "never that good". We will also witness the first public execution in america when Arturo Toptupo sends justin's head into the stratosphere. It's just life, I don't care.
>be at school >hear gun shots>shelter in place >oh shit this is it >hear shooter approach classroom >they kick the door open >you hear them begin to scream >the shooting stops >it’s The Damage >it’s Darren Elkins >everyone tries to rush him and disarm him >they fail>for 15 minutes The Damage defends the hoard of people rushing him >the class bell rings >The Damage stops>cops contain The Damage yfw darren elkins couldn’t finish a school shooting
>absorbs the damage>gasses you outElkins.
>future ufc hofer LudwigOliveira OmigawaTiequanBrandaoSilerCarvalhoMendesHioki StephensMartins Dias Whiteford Skelly PepeyBektic (POTN)BermudezJohnson (POTN)VolkLamas Hall Landwehr Luiz Eduardo Garagorri Minner (POTN)Swanson Connelly PearceBrown Pineda (FOTN)Erosa
I would feel ashamed if I picked Pyfer.......Which I will because I'm picking Pyfer.
leafs rise up one time
Zahabi should walk out to ''Killing in the name'' without the faggy lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OYJAiJthD0
>>154013831thats daners favorite song actually
Watching this Rafael Lovato Jr kid wrestle and think he’s got a future in combat sports. I saw his dad Lovato Sr fight in Timbuktu
>>154013872No one cares
>>154011854Look where it got war machine
>>154013835Tom morello was never my friend
Will we ever see kage level combat in the octagon ever again? The last and only time was gooby vs khabib. Volk vs mackachev 1 is close on the skill front, but they don't have the le personality to really qualify. Jones vs tom would have been close too because Tom wasn't exposed yet, and Jones picks up a lot of the slack by being the best ever. But it doesn't quite get there imo.
>>154012681Big whoop. So am i (5’9 btw)
6’11 265 doubt your bjj could tap me
>>154013974Good lead jab
One day left until Pigfer gets BLACKED straight.
Heeeeeeeem
Hey man, ah leave me alone you knowHey man, well Henry, get off the phone, I gottaHey man, I gotta straighten my faceThis mellow black chick just put my spine out of placeHey man, my school day's insaneHey man, my work's down the drainHey man, well she's a total blam-blamShe said she had to squeeze it but she... then she...Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticketI'm back from Suffragette City
That tetris captcha took me 3 tries, I wish they were all the basketball game captcha
>>154014432>he doesn't have the one off captcha
>>154014432Retarded bitch!
Volk's training for Hasbulla nicely.
>>154014518Whichever type is the hardest most bullshity captcha that'll be mine, trust and believe
Mason Jones, the kids a superstar
My advice? Buy Ankalaev,Inc stokes
The most power heem has ever seen.
Anyone catch Schaub's new Tubi show?
>>154014842Id have to imagine that some people did in fact view that particular piece of media.
>>154014792Conor’s the only person I’ve ever seen use that feature
>>154013651how long you reckon izzy/Justin survivepyfer cant go past the second round
>>154014933
Ilia doesn’t make it out of the third round with Justin
>>154014937I heard that guy is fighting again some time soon, keep an eye out for him
I'm excited to see what cia black ops are undertaken in Iran whilst the goyim dance in the 'gon on the lawn at Freedom 250
Keep an eye out for a UFC event featuring somebody named "Conor Mcgregor" coming later on this year,
Gaethje has called his shot from the start. Happy Birthday America! USA #1 250 years straight! Without the US none of this would be possible! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
This Mcgregor kid is supposed to be a striker of some sort? Not much tape on him but he’s a prospect to watch days 4shore b
>>154015076Thank god I was born an american and not some shithole dwelling subhuman muck skin troglodyte from one of those not america countries. Yick, that would bite hard!
talmbotattah hot prawlspect look no foot-r then Curtis baits
Being born into upper middle class america as an able bodied white male literally like rolling all 10's on your stats for earth. This build feels fucking overpowered as shit desu would hate playing against myself.
>>154015097>wake up each day >be a world superpower >be the hammer >be mark coleman
>>154015127Is this REALLY too much to ask?
>able bodied
>>154015134you think you got what it takes kid?
Last Friday night, yeah, we danced on allah's rugs.And we took too many IV's, think we kissed, but I forgotLast Friday night, yeah, we maxed my fazza's card.And got kicked out of the mosque, so we hit the mountain topsLast Friday night, we went drinking after Ramadan.Skinny dipping in the dark then had sweaty sex all night all night.Last Friday night, yeah, I think we broke Sharia's lawAlways say we're gonna stop-op, oh-woahBut this Friday nightDo it all againBut this Friday nightDo it all again
>>154015280Is this one of those famous "Islam Makachev Funny Moments"?
>>154015280Islam is such a faggot for this
Jon Jones got zooted and hid under the octagon from the Nevada State Athletic Commission.
>>154012711I'm still FURIOUS that Larissa Pacheco beat this bitch, then somehow SHIT the bed against +8 years older Cyborg and VANISHED from the sport. It was like she knew I bet money on her.
>>154012711Jon Jones would beat her senseless (formerly could)
>>154013501Josh Fabia was tailing his car about 4 miles up under cloud cover. Of course they don't tell you that.
Bro is really STILL falling for the pancreatitis gimmick
>>154013501Exactly why these retards deserve their pauper purses for fights
He's not beating the allegations
>>154015412I cant see because I dont have an instagram account because I'm not a fagot loser and Im too busy actually having a life.
>>154015418What does who you are as a person have to do with how good a fighter you are?
Putin be kind of nice with the Judo
7 AM in Florida and Xadam armpiggy has been posting for 6 hours straight
NONE of you even live in Florida
flo rida whistle baby
This is how i pull up on your mum before she gives me life changing head
>>154015422>how good a fighterGreatness transcends the sport and how they carry themselves matters. Also ask Dober I'm not a fucking search engine.
let's not overlook the fact that strickland and khamzat have trained together. remember the legendary patterson vs mvp? training can close the gap on effectiveness and create a stalemate of sorts immediately. but can khamzat survive a stalemate? anything short of domination will force khamzat to actually fight, which of course means he can't win.
Flo Rida - Right Round ft. Ke$ha #Np #ufc
Sean Strickland will walk out of “My House” by Flo Rida to establish that the cage is his house. A man of his surroundings, it is his house.
Kesha looks like a WMMA journeyman
Some of you need to see this
Ke$ha is a top 8 welterweight. The industry ducks her due to her weight/skill
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
I’m retarded smart. I know the things that count, like keeping the ufc alive the past 25 years. What the fuck does MIT know about match making and keeping a fucking business going? Nothing but a bunch of fucking pencil pushing goofballs in a sterile room looking for pussy. Newsflash, the business is worth how much? Yeah MIT can suck my dick fuckin losers should leave town. Just like Arum those retarded fucks in their classrooms can’t grasp the game is changing. Fucking idiots
Wake up in the morning feeling like Dricus Du Piggy
It's going down, I'm yelling DanaYou better train, you better fightLet's make a fight you won't rememberI'll be the one you won't forgetOoh-ooh (fight), ooh-ooh (night)Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (it's going down)Ooh-ooh (fight), ooh-ooh (night)Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (it's going down)
Wake up in the morning feeling like myktybek orolbai
Champion rountine>3 a.m. Wake up, consume 1 coffee, 1 beer, 1 zyn, 1 weed>6 a.m. Back to.sleep>9 a.mWake upWake up, consume 3 coffee, 3 beer, 3 zyn, 3 weed>noonGo for a walk, eat>3 p.m. Consume 2 beer, 2 zyn, 4 weed>6 p.m.Consume 2 zyn, 2 weed>sleep
i am 6'8" and my waking life is a nightmare
>>154015646Double the weed and intake for a week to get those sleep numbers down. Get those posting numbers up
>>154015659Try going back to sleep b
Big news today someone’s getting cut. His name? Rhymes with Sean Combs
>>154015718Hard to sleep off nightmares when you are the demon. Pray for Canada
Din "Dean" Thomas
adesanya is a genius for taking this matchup. unless he gets heemed.
>>154015820There is zero chance Pyfer heems Israel. He'll plod forward and try to line up a right hand while Israel peppers his lead leg and circles out. The best course of action is to go to bed after the co-main.
I’ll say it, decisions should count as losses and draws aren’t a thing. It’s all effort based. Decisions tell me they weren’t trying. Cool decision, please do a back flip at the end to show you didn’t run your tank to empty in the cage you fucking faggot.
“He can do this all day” “This is where he wants to be” “You can see how comfortable he is there, holding him, controlling position” >life of blanket
GoatMMA you say the wrong thing and I can neutralize a source of your income in the snap of a finger. Put that in the outro of your video you little parasite leach human.
“I don’t see how he gets out of this position without X” “This is why he is the most dominate champion when he gets you on the ground” “No one in the division wants to wrestle him but he does it anyway” “He might be boring but he gets the job done, what a masterclass” “The casual fan doesn’t realize the energy being spent in this position” “He is a very measured fighter, you won’t see him taking risks”
>fight sucks>both fighters climb cage at the end
>fight ends >no clear winner>both raise hands in half assed manner >corner encourages extreme celebration >fists begin to pump in the air >corner shocked when decision not in their favor
>fight ends
Team Pigslam pulled out
>see gimmick fighter that wears gimmick hat at weigh ins>see gimmick walk to ring in gimmick hat >announcers gas up gimmick fighter and skill set >gimmick hat is so UNIQUE SO TRADITIONAL SO ACCEPTED not your average gimmick>not just an ordinary gimmick fighter, he is a village gimmick wrestler >gimmick wrestler finally enters cage after performing ritual with gimmick hat>cornermen now wearing gimmick hat to carry powers for 15 minutes >gimmick fighters gives it his none for 15 soft minutes >fight ends >esl cornermen rush in the cage with 15 flags to commence praying >all now wearing gimmick hats in celebration>pose for 30-40 photos, with gimmick hat and gimmick fighter >buffer ready to read gimmick >take more gimmick photos>give gimmick interview speakin gimmick language
>>154015918What was the goats name?
>learn english >be interesting *does none of those things*
This inbred caveman ugly subhuman freak walks up and tells you that you have to be humble, whats your immediate reaction?
>>154015953get my 21 feet and pull my weapon. Not getting knifed by a Russian today, no thank you.
give me six feet and an ounce of space
Brazza be humble.*drinks the kvass**rug pulls the shitcoin**recognises the American smell*
>masks personal interests with religion >masked financial gains with religion >grifts with religion >attributes blanketing of opponents to religion God will strike these sinners down
>>154015447you're a machine that turns unsucked dicks into sucked dicks
>>154011708Thought it was an actual fighter for a second.
Woke up and chose 15 minutes of moderately paced shadowing boxing in my head followed by 25 minutes of intense sprints, also done in my head. Pretty tired. Gonna call out of weigh ins
>>154011708>Adesanya practicing his new walkout
Screenshot this: Gable Steve sun will be Todd Duffee lite
Conor McFaggot
ONE should add a femboy division with no strikes to the head
>>154016134this works for both the hockey connor and the ufc connor lol
UFC: LGBTQ+ 1 sponsored by Bud Light. Here at the UFC we break barrier, don’t build them! *cuts to all lesbians and fags on roster.* >bo nickel pictured in suit
>>154016146Talmbout bussin down walls one brick atta time b
UFC gotta just put a blanket ban on homosexual activity. you kiss a dude on the lips or hug him in the PC shower you're off the roster
>>154016194Chase Hooper starting to train for the big leagues
What? Afraid to lose a fight to a gay guy? Huh? Huh?
movsar is essentially confirmed for the title shot. you need to accept it.
I'm like Drew Dober i only win against gay fighters.
>>154016269nothings guaranteed in this life b. tj grant was confirmed for a title shot
I’m like Dakota Cochrane I’m not gay but if you’re going to pay me thousands of dollars, I’ll fuck you (up)
im like sean strickland im gay cuz i got raped and liked it but i fight and swear so people dont think im gay
>>154016285back to the Halifax mines and no title shot
>>154016275Could've been the Champ if you got the Jon fight
Has Strickland ever been anything but a faggot. Guys fucking trash >37 fights>14 ko (5-2 in the UFC)>4 subs (1 in the UFC)>19 decisions (11-5 in the UFC)
volk is old and weak now. if movsar just steps on the gas and never stops and unleashes his full power he can win. patient smart movsar loses every time. someone tell him.
>Tune into ONE friday baht fights>It's crotch sniffingExplain yourself, Chatri
how come all the dethniks do funny dances or wear furry hats but you never see a white boy in the ufc just get plain freaky with it?
>Tune into ONE
>>154016433Can’t have a White boy going out stuntin on deez niggaz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7naahhihSs&pp
>Jojua fighting karate combat without a bra they’re bouncing everywhere
>>154016485Girl who beat her is cute
>>154016485Gonna need to see photos to inspect b. I’m with the FBI, female body inspectors
>>154016510It’s live on YouTube. Fight just ended, scroll back 12 minutes
>>154016516Karate combats on right now? God damn almost missed it
>>154016510Let this guy through, hes official.
lmao who tf made this meme I just seen about big C?
Robin Black talks how I think
>>154016485>>154016510
>>154016558bring her back dana wtf
>>154016553He says>martial arts Two hundred times per broadcast Romanticizes this bullshit like /heem/ users romanticize homosexual sodomy
>>154016558woah woah WOAH, this changes everything for me
>>154016564She was tough but outclassed. Had a couple good moments late. Clear decision loss to the QT Russian girl
>>154016570many such cases Im afraid
>>154016567you seem to be a martial artist as well. glad you’re here for non stop violence utilizing the mixture of martial arts, and pure hatred. you’re in for a treat my friend. Good move.
>spits mouth piece out to rest
>obese fatty has cardio issues what the fuck i did not expect this
im the Art in martial artist
Catchweight? Catch these hands nigga
>>154016558don’t remember her having tits close to this big in ufc must be up a couple weight classes from her mma days
>>154016579*allows the fight to continue, completely oblivious to everything around*
PUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN IN THE PIT B
WHAT. A. FIGHT.
>heaviest fighter in karate combat history >worst cardio in karate combat history give me the fourth round. PUT THIS MOTHAFUCKA DOWN
>>154016588People really think shit's sweet out there too. (it aint)
Karate Combat leaning into the scuffduction
>>154016620hes dropping his hands. id kick his block off
$5,000 fotn prize b talk bout 400,000 rubix cubes converted shits money
>>154016637thats like 300 350 rubix cubes tops
>>154016640$1 usd to-> 81.36 ruble. 81.36 ruble -> 400,000 Rick Rubin’s 400,000 Rick Rubin’s -> 300-400 Rubin cubes. You right b
Fighters, enter the pit.
>>154016637$5k in Russia is like $100k in Western Europe or USA
>brazillian buzzsaw
The Wolverine going after the Brazilian Buzzsaw. KO incoming
Good fight
With the body work!
Russia improves to 396-6 all time against Brazil in combat sports
Hold on Si. Follow that choon.
Eleven from stranger things about to fight
they need to knock it off with these women fights
Bryce is who Sean thinks he is
SHEEEEEEEEEEM
Bryce is also a faggot acting
The women with cte era will be hardcore
i lament to repent that marvin vettori is the realest one in the ufc
if they’re in the ufc, they aren’t the realest one
>>154016813cte aint shit nigga
UFC fighters posing as fighters but all just athletes. They compete they don’t fight. They a bunch of pussies not martial artists
What’s the parlay angle
the netflix card is looking bussin at least seeing ngumbo and diaz and perry
>>154016854Only retards parlay Make single bets and only single bets
Ka-keep-back-en-up-uv
i miss the he's retarded now era... that really put things in perspective and helped me to understand which fighters were retarded.
>>154016867dream big nigga
>>154016867A lock times a lock is still a lock bBut okay what’s the single bets angle
*bows like Robin Black* “No no thank you sir”
>that’s a hard hard man
tom aspinall talks like jon snow
brew bober
>stabs eye>FOR THE WATCH
>>154016921shut up bitch
OI CANT FOOKIN SEE LUV
they both weighed in on a scale and each weighed an amount
>>154016937clock in b and I’ll take you to school
>>154016948both look like shit draw incoming
meeeeeeey tie
please account for the fact that this is BALD pyfer
Please knock this Muay Thai faggot out
Pigclitty Pyfer finna tank and tug on Daddysanya’s black mamba, I fear
>>154016896You shouldn’t be looking for locks. You should be looking for value
>>154016948Izzy seems checked out. He’s gonna get heemed and retire
he hit his ass
>>154017004What value do you see bI’m thinking Pyfers youthful chin will manage to wrestle fuck after blocking some shots with his face
>>154017069I see value on Ricky Simon. He should be -250 or -300. Yanez is a pure striker who has only ever fought other strikers. Simon won’t wrestle a ton but will get a couple takedowns and control him enough to win comfortably
>>154017094Do you have a method for finding misplaced odds? If I had to guess you analyze the fighters with pickem odds? Or maybe you just watch a ton of mma
roid junkie giga elbowed into dust
>>154011315Conor has a respectable meng for a 5'6" mick, in all fairness.
is conor gay because of the coke or because he used to dominate men in fights
>>154017213He's not gay. He literally raped a woman.
>>154017221raping and beating up women is a closeted homo thing, just ask john jones
quite the spectacle of russian on russian violence right now
>>154017260toss two Russians in the pit and my friend you have a smorgasbord of violence
>>154016948Izzy looks in top shape! Beautiful work champ
ROLL IT AGAIN GUYS one more time guys OKAY GUYS ONE MORE TIME *doesn’t show it one more time*
DOWNTOWN tk brown
Pyfer by round one TKO sadly
>missed Jojua
Wonderboy needs to fight in karate combat
should i watch braveheart will it make me hate the brits?
Karate Scuffedbat
>>154016948one last heem
Does blaydes have cte? He seems retarded as fuck
>>154017334Gonna fold that memebender like a stale fruit roll up b
reddit gold to the person who posts the roided up russian getting elbowed into the ground
>>154017336>does blade have cteWesley Snipes seems to still be pretty sharp. He’s a martial artist you wouldn’t call him that to his face
Izzys style doesn't lend itself to being an unc unfortunately. He's like t ferg in many ways
Don’t break the rules okay? Fight.
If you aren’t rocking a rat tail in karate what the fuck are you really doing
>TJ Brown fighting karate combatHoly shit what year is it
KWAB
>get downtown, down to the ground >buttering up that mid section like a BBQ >DELICIOUS! >get some greens
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>>154017336He has a stutter and he’s self conscious about it. I met him a couple years ago, he was a really nice guy and talked fine when he’s not on camera
buhbuhbuhbruh get that camera out of my face
>>154017397Oh thanks for clarifying Chris. My bad bro, didn't mean no disrespect.
>>154017423Pretty disrespectful bro
Why was Rogan so zooted for the Dustin podcast? He looks cooked!
It would be illegal if I tried to fightI'm too deadly
>>154017436You got bodied by Aspinall thoughbeit
LOLOLOLOL Gurams fighting on karate combat meanwhile the Real Guram is fighting on the UFC CARD TOMORROW VS TERRANCE MCKINNEY FUCKIN CLONES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>guram is in karate combat this dude was supposed to be a ufc contender lololol
>listen to the music>look at his body language >he is here to have an incredible, special experience Robin is firing on all cylinders this evening
>>154017473Karate Combat has better fighters than UFC
>>154017474Any time Robin and Schaub link it's a madness
I don’t get the clinch-ground-stand them up rules in this sport. Seems random when refs stand them up
Broken arm. Fights over
refgods win a again
>>154017504Rich Franklin would’ve knocked him out then went to the hospital
>LIMB DESTRUCTION
uhhh, roach sisters?!?!
>>154017511The overmatched 5’4 Turkish guy is not Rich Franklin
>injures self throwing a clothesline
heem gifs
just how good was rich franklinrip btw
>>154017520Mindset is everything. Mental midgets have no place in the pit
>>154017526Rich Franklin is still alive Forrest Griffin is the one who died
>>154017482GURAM ROBBED GAMROT
Idea: karate combat in a cage where wrestling and submissions are allowed
PLINIO!!!!
Karate Kid would’ve been fucked if he had to square off against cobra Kai in the pit
rip forrest franklin
Idea: karate combat pit but with standing water at the base of the pit. Ring of fire trapping the fighters between rounds
>>154017537Idiot. Forrest is still alive. Matt Serra died
RIP Rumble
>>154017538Almost every Gamrot fight is a close decision because he’s a powerlet wrestlebabby. Was great to see Charles wreck him. Fuck Gamrot
Noi looks s0i AF Rocha gonna murder this doo
>>154017591and that is what he just did
frenchoids btfo
>>154017603Rocha looked 2 weight classes bigger. Heavily juiced
>even DOE a roider got heemed earlierexcuses b
IT’S UP https://youtu.be/cEUMNACLYn4
>>154017526He wasn't that skilled but he was very strong cause he did circuit training on the weight machines. Pec fly, calf raise, hip extension, he'd do every single machine one after another, THREE times without stopping.
>>154017624We only watch girls break down fights here you retarded mutilated goy muttmerican subhuman shitskin nigger faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzTKKMlaUJEKill yourself
>>154017644imagine getting rattled by americansrelax b
>>154017624>>154017644Look I'm sorry but MMA Guru is the official /heem/ youtuber.
fight fairy or me are the only two that know what im talking about when it comes to ufc
>>154017584yeah Charles cheated and got outwrestled on solid ground Gamrot takes that
>>154017619Honestly b, prolly tainted supplements
>>154017723basedgayrot btfo
>>154017744Gamrot is never btfo thats your mothers asshole
lookin dicey for the black frog
breeeeendan sixxxxx fooooooooooooooouuuuuurrrrr schaub
6 7
You brought a gun!
suga schaubkat
Remember that time when urijah faber protested the buddhist persecution in indochina by setting himself on fire infront of the masses
which ufc fighter is most like itachi uchiha (me)
A win for Izzy is a win for Martial arts
When you root for Israel Adesanya, you're rooting for the martial arts, you're rooting for excellence.
>>154017644>pick me attention seeking behavior >pokemon and anime shit in her room >woman into mma >fairly attractive but not that hot this girl has major mental health issues probably the best sex you’ll ever have then she’ll light your dog on fire because you liked a photo her sister posted on insta
Consider the following
>>154018299im considering the fact that shes in dire need of a Big Canadian Cock in her life
>>154018299that square goes hard af ngl
>>154018299>new to being a dadHe is straight?
>>154018299>subbist I’m stealing that. Actually a good term from the bipolar youtube mma girl
“I was a really big fan of the Battlefield series growing up, but more recently, I’ve been into Rainbow 6 Siege, and Modern Warfare (2019).”Chase Hooper
>>154018252she likes pokemon? yeah who's her favorite? better not be Alomomola
>>154018376>"I like to shoot things durrrrrrrrrrrrr"this faggot needs a permanent heeming
IndianFairy wishes xher chest was this busty
Guess the fighter
>likes pokemonyeah wife material
>>154018369It’s going to feel good eating the shit out of old man hoop and his offspring when they become fighters. I’ll own his bloodline
>>154018421I see SMIFF on that dreamboard
>>154018425Jim Miller
>>154018425hmm Kyle Nelson
fatthony "cryin shart" shit and the tale of alopecia and getting domed for a hot dog and a handshake from jorge masvidal
>>154018099I like him because he represents us Anime Fans.
Boku no Pyfer
Pyfer watched Rocket Power growing up Jizzy stands absolutely no chance
WE ARE HEEMERSON A MISSION
>>154017352Just a theory but i think the real reason for Tony's decline is his motivation for fighting going down to nothing after the final Khabib fell through, he still has this 2022 tweet pinned on his twitter, Izzy is kinda similar in that regards for when he finally beat Pereira and just kept going for the paycheck, he declined, i hope he can still pull through one more time and possibly fight for the title next
volk before getting heemed in round 1
>>154018631Jack got piggied
>>154018631the cow goes moothe pig goes oinkclitpuria goes QUACK QUACK QUACK
>>154018425Maillot
>>154018631If he defeats Prates, which I believe he is capable of doing, he will have secured a rematch with him.
Can we stop taking about genitals
Gane vs Pereira is the perfect example of a classic bathos versus pathos matchup, objective delineation versus lyrical expressivity.
An army of 10000 nina's all unemployed
>>154018830Nuts my forehead across your drag
>>154019080I could probably get most of them pregnant
>>154019236This nigga getting slept
>>154019236thats not no naruto hand sealits ogre i fear
uh armeng bros..
79 days until Gane fights.
>>154019336What race is this
>>154019728Badman
roided shartles needs to get his wins back from swanson and felder
can't wait for jizzy to get sleemed into retirement tomorrow i'm watching with my dad who's a jizzy mark
>>154020139Your dad is based, he knows what's good eye test wise
>>154018521tony was also 38 at lightweight after a knee injury he came back early from and making weight twice in 2 weeks
strickus and dricland are just better than izzy and were destined to beat him. imavov was a dumb mistake fluke. honestly there's a good chance izzy fucks pyfer up like it's nothing.
“If two men can hold you down, then one can rape you” – Garth
any high iq expert who watched adesanya vs gastelum knew immediately what it would take to beat him. he just fought retards and guys who fell short of the standard, until jan. then the jan fight got memoryholed and the world just pretended izzy wasn't exposed. it's always been clear that a durable, or great defense, big dude who isn't retarded can beat him. joe pyfer physically has what it takes so it all comes down to who he is mentally at this stage.
Izzy will fail where fighters of Olympian allure, like Hermansson and Stoltzfus, succeeded.
>>154020587this but it requires elite level mental on jizzy part to maintain this truth in the face of the emotional effects of losing.
pyfer has shown some impressive growth in a short time. i don't know what changed, but his energy post-hermansson has been wise and mature. i guess he went back to the drawing board, asked himself sincerely why he wasn't good enough to beat a gatekeeper, and was reborn. at only 29 years of age, maybe he did just grow up.
>>154018521well that and the fact after tearing his ACL his mewvement was fucked
>>154018252Always felt quite obvious that she's in recovery. Still a dime piece tho
>>154017644why do grill mma tubers like her and fairy have boyvoice
>>153522330new
a kunck niggathats that shit i dont like
Pyfer is already trapped within the genjutsu, let's see how long it takes him to realize it
pizzy tricks his opponents into thinking he's good and most of them just run out of time before snapping out of it
>>154021482jesus intercepted it and he has interpreted it as a religious experience i fear.
did a bunch of posts just get heemed? I swear we were near 500
what we all love about nina drama is that she stands up for herself against male fighters who try to belittle her.
fighters with no wives:>colby>merab
Strickbeast bros... I am getting a little worried ngl frWe only have a 67% chance of winning i think
Kevin ''The Zodiac'' Vallejos
nobody will ever be afraid of khamzat again... the boogeyman has been defeated.
izzy sucks he only fought every contender and never ducked anyone. real champions fight once a year and duck contenders
merab showed what happens when you actually fight several times a year. it's unsustainable even for a superhuman. only tip tappers can make a career of it.
>>154016948izzy has aids or something? I didn't even know he was sick
>>154016558>check kc60 stream on youtube>one of the top comments is the timestamp to jojua fight
sean strickland is the vallejos of middleweight because hes never actually beaten anybody worth a damn
>>154021977this is Bubba McDaniel slander
Why is PFL trying to compete with UFC tomorrow instead of lfa tonight?
>OH I KILL EVERYBO->woah woah is that a gun?>what the hell is wrong with you brostory lost way before the fight was announced.
ilia was still ilia when his best win was emmettthis seems like one of those intelligence barriers
>>154018821After Ian Garry, they'll probably just have Islam defend against Morales. One win against Prates won't be enough to earn Jack a rematch after he got 50-45d in the first fight
>>154022068im about to call you all sorts of racial slurs because ilia beat emmett when he wasnt 41 and on a losing streak and i think you know that
yeah and when vallejos is champ it won't count because volk was old. i know the script already. seethe forever.
mogsars beating volk and then vallejos doesnt get a turn until he moves up at which point india will duck mogsar and the cycle repeats. clitia agpuria has to be very delicate with his timing however in order to both avoid evloev but also not move up to quickly and get long dicked by islam. like a delicate little georgian flower he shall pluck his fate
>>154022165Vallejos ain't beating Volk buddy. he won't even get there, he's getting filtered out by Jean again. out of top contenders he can beat Lopez or Lerone only.
We are going to see the new and improved version Israel Adensayna. Pyfer won't be able to land a single strike. He's going to get brutally TKOd by Izzygod.
>>154022229You really wanted 5 twos in a row for this post didn't you? You really believe if you timed the numbers just right your fantasy might come to fruition? Izzys getting the Izzy on dog treatment tomorrow boy
>>154017352Tony was simply never good. His win streak was more fraudulent than Arnold Allen's and Dariush's. If Lando wasn't retarded he'd have ended the Tony meme 4 years before Garth did.
>>154019127Beautiful post anon
In many ways, the betrayal of Christ by Judas is an adumbration of the betrayal that Colby suffered at the hands of Trump.
vallejos heems volk and because that contradicts your foolish analysis you will just say volk was already flushed. all jokes aside you can all fuck yourselves.
>>154019236Looks like a starved old woman.
>>154022328stop looking at my mommy
So many cringekino matchups and storylines wasted on freestyle wrestling. Get a clue RAF
*enters thread*
>>154022507The human body is so frail it's kinda brazy
>>154022281Silva's cumsock? That Vallejos?
>>154022096If JDM dominates Prates, it would definitely pump his stock by a lot, lot of fighters are scared of him rn
>>154022575vallejos was 14 here
>>154022583Explains Jean's tenacity.
>>154022575surely there's a clip that actually makes vallejos look bad. not going toe to toe with an imminent title challenger at 10 years old.
>>154022607It was only really close for a round, after that it was one way traffic for Silva. Still think Kevin did good for his age though.
>>154022575>uhhhh sorry bro vallejos lost a decision to a title contender when he was 20 he's a tomato can
>>154022626>>154022626>>154022626>>154022626New
>>154022620yes kevin took r1 on all cards. the rematch will change everything.
>>154022266he finished trujillo, barboza and tibau without much troublekhabib went the distance with all threepic unrelated
>>154015438my favourite hockey team plays there though
