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>Poodres honoring pedophiles and sexual offenders
resd
I think I'm finally gonna have stadium meme food for the first time with that giant quesadilla the Marlins are doing
>>153986355How giant are we talking?
>>153986350Teacher's night?
>>153986355>>153986361What kind of cheese do quesadillas use?
>>153986369I put provolone and munster in mine
>>153986369That's not the question you should be asking.
>>153986369It could be any type of shredded cheese
>>153986353
>>153986383i plead no contest your honor
>>153986383resd tho
>>153986350what does the hat look like?
>>153986361Two feet long
hank hill ass < anthony recker ass
>>153986389ok that's pretty big
>>153986389>>153986424It's only an inch wide and 1/8' tall.
>>153986428ok that's not that big
Yankees.
>>153986428He just like me fr
Reminder that when your team plays my Doyers, your announcers will be forced to call them "Back to back World Series Champion Dodgers"
>>153986388It'll just be an SD hat with a unique color scheme and a cross on the side. You used to be able to get the theme night hats from the year prior for like <$5 during the preseason garage sale but they get sniped to shit now during Fanfest. I had a DR Padres hat for a bit that I liked
>>153986468Not if my announcer calls people faggots and gets fired mid-game again :)
The Tigers took an oath
>>153986468>will be forcedsource?
Anyone want food poisoning?
>>153986476DR Padres hat would've been neatI do like some of the alternative schemes they do>>153986483should've just given everyone a Team Israel cap cause they were unironically kinda cool and that jersey is dogshit
>>153986504> uhhhh that'll be $54.99 (plus tip)
Doyers close spring training tonight!
>>153986504nothing wrong with a little (((seafood)))
>>153986518>>153986504Red Sux are always ripping off my Mariners with their cheap Chineseachusetts knock offs.
>>153986542for me its the fried locusts
>>153986542this meal looks more ballpark-friendly than clam chowder on fries
>>153986557The boat is cool too
kek...KEK!!!
>>153986576Someone nip this cur
>>153986468she doesn't like asian boys
>>153986468this is a livvy dunne general champ
>>153986576Somebody throttle this lug!!
Center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong and the Chicago Cubs are in agreement on a six-year, $115 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The deal starts in 2027 and does not include a club option, allowing Crow-Armstrong to hit free agency before his age-31 season.The lack of a club option in Pete Crow-Armstrong’s deal with the Cubs is rare. This is by far the biggest guarantee for a player with five years of club control that doesn’t include an option. Cubs were still fine with it. They get a high-floor player with superstar ceiling.For the Cubs, the calculus was simple: They buy out four years of Crow-Armstrong in arbitration and get two free agent years. Those are prime, premium seasons for a player they’ve seen develop and believe can be even more than he is already.>t. Peff
>>153986665what the fuck isnt that really cheap
>>153986665that seems good for everyone
>>153986665wish i could make some slop to celebrate but the richest man in the world gotta save money
>>153986665Keep reaching for the stars Pete! Maybe the Cubs will get you there!
>>153986674It's pretty big, the A's locked up Soderstom and Wilson for $86/70 million for 7 years and with a club option for 8. PCA might be really good, and if he is this is a smart deal, if he's inconsistent it's worse than going through his arbitration years and letting him hit FA.
>>153986691kek, I wanted to make some last night and noticed it's not free anymore
>>153986674a lot of proven younger players have been making very team friendly deals that make them hit free agency around the time they're 31/32 these last few years
>>153986674It's on the cheaper side but Cubs are only buying out 2 FA years. If you value his arb seasons at $30M (even with his counting stats he's a clear glove-first guy and could experience significant S2S variance) he's selling 2 FA years at $42.5M a piece. He's leaving some theoretical money on table but also locking in nine-figures guaranteed before a new CBA negotiation is nothin to sneeze at
>>153986665Primate...Chimp..Apestrong!
>>153986725*Achoo!*
>>153986742Assfucka.......
>>153986742BLESS DIS SNIFFLA!!!!
>>153986717AI tokens will 12x in cost in the next year or so
>>153986742no...NO!!!
>>153986742you can't... YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!
>>153986542>ChineseachusettsLol that's a new one. Are they all Harvard and MIT grads?
>>153986665seems like PCA got fleeced here tbqh but whatever
>>153986504>its a poutine because uhh theres shit on frieskill bombston
thought you guys hated pca but now youre all enraged that he isnt going to be paid more
>>153986725breddy gud move by the lad then
>>153986789They are literally girls tho
>>153986763I literally never use chatbots except for Peffslop and recipes, I'll live without it just fine.
>>153986792My dodgers wanted him
>>153986792>thought you guys hated pca but now youre all enraged that he isnt going to be paid moreHe belonged to my doggies...
>>153986789yea I don't know why they didn't just call them loaded lobster fries or something instead of poutine
>>153986789The only sane canadian.
>>153986802genning things is cringeI use it as a google search but its not even a good replacement for that a lot of the time
>>153986832it's good for tl; dr summations
>>153986800I'm a girl
>>153986832>>153986841At its best it can replicate the quality of the average google search in 2006 but that's not super impressive.
>>153986855what the fuck has google done to reverse image search?its completely useless now
I always found google image search to be pretty hopeless
>>153986841ist's really not. it gets insane shit retardedly wrong
>>153986665
>>153986665>The lack of a club option in Pete Crow-Armstrong’s deal with the Cubs is rare. This is by far the biggest guarantee for a player with five years of club control that doesn’t include an option. Cubs were still fine with it. They get a high-floor player with superstar ceiling.
>>153986903o kek!
>>153986895I just mean in a superficial sense when you don't want to do a deep dive into stuff. looking things up is time consuming.
>>153986903wtf why would he do that haha
>>153986903o klenk!
>>153986903Fuck you idiot
>>153986907>looking things up is time consuming???
>>153986947those big milkers need nipples on 'em to be perfectly honest with you
>>153986895i ask grok specific baseball questions all the time and it consistently gives wrong answers. which doesnt make any sense because this data is objective and easily searchable.
>>153986986never allow a good nonexistent problem to go unfunded by venture capital
>>153986966depending on how accurate and thorough you are, yes. having said that there's not much I'm willing to read a full Wikipedia article on and even less I'm interested in delving further into.
Please teach me a lesson (I'm a girl). Go cubs.
>>153987006rinse your plastic bottles out with hot tap water and you can easily scrunch them up so they take up less space in your bin
>Watching baseball at home instead of going out with your m8s to Top Golf
>>153987003>not much I'm willing to read a full Wikipedia article onyeah i'm gonna need you to go ahead and kill yourself as soon as you get the chance
I can't into food you need to eat with utensils at a ballgame, ice cream helmet being the only exception. hot dogs, french fries, popcorn, ice cream, peanuts, and cracker jacks are the only acceptable foods to eat while at the ballpark.
time to beg my contact list for a mlb tmobile code
>Needing 6 streaming subscriptions to watching your baseball team all season long
>>153987070nice try, kitty. what do you need an mlb tv subscription for? go play with catnip or a hair tie or something.
>>153987077Just the way manfred wants.
>>153987068yea isn't that the reason hot dogs were invented to begin with, so it was easier to eat the franks without utensils
>>153987006a girl..? a cubs girl.???
>>153987055>spending $350 on my little drivin' range and two (2) domestic american lagersi'm all good but thanks
The only three real stadium foods are hot dogs, nachos and popcorn.edit: And pretzels.
>>153987086they were invented in chicago gay bars as a way to carry dildos in public
>https://x.com/i/status/2036479287646175399>Phillies paying an all expense trip for Castellanos to play for San DiegoBreakout season this year.
>>153987086I learned this from Ken Burns Baseball.
>>153987094cotton candy
>>153987101based melove Shelby btw
>>153987086in my neck a the woods we would gulp em down whole without even a gag reflex.. had to put em in buns to slow us down
>>153987094
>>153987106corr messy for the ballpark, but would
>>153986986This, it's bad at baseball.
>>153987094What about burgers?
>>153987060why? I'm perfectly fine with being lazy and admitting I don't know the answer. It's the faggots that act like they know everything that you should be on the lookout for.
>>153986986baseball stats are like bikiniswhat they show you is interesting but what they dont show you is equally interesting
>>153987117both are bad. you should acknowledge that you don't know and then use at as impetus to find out
>>153987094hot chips???????honourable mention: those hot mini donuts covered in sugar and cinnamon
>>153987118It's more that it doesn't know who is playing where because it's gobbling up info from everywhere instead of being plugged into baseball reference.
>>153987105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnrTiuqSLGQ
>>153987123based lil orbits chadremind me of North Harbour Stadium
>>153987122I always do whenever I'm compelled to which is probably still more than the average person but I'm just less interested than I used to be.
>>153987104he was a real one. check out Civil War if you haven't already for more Shelby kino.
roki sasaki is gonna get traded to some poverty flyover franchise and then commit harry caray
sex with kirsten
>>153987137what a guyyea Civil War is probably my favourite of Burns' series, love his stylegot most of them on me drive
I am literally female tho
>>153987137>>153987152read his books
Let's give them popesox a chance!
The name's Fee... Fee Mail...
I'm figuratively female tho
I'm literally just a girl
>>153986350bad time to be a poodrepaco lol
>>153987161but... his voice...
>>153987143shes freezing her eggs just for you :)
cubsisters are literally metaphorically girls...
>>153987178I wish he did the audiobooks but don't worry, the prose is excellent.
>>153987174no one cares
>>153987186based af!
>>153987161>>153987178this to be honesthis voice/accent combo is fantasticI would read them though mainly cause I'm a big history fag
>>153986350ikr
>>153987186I'm actually a girl (cubs fan as well tho) but don't really see anything wrong with this. It's healthy and relaxing.
>>153987186As a cubs girl this is nice
EVERYBODY SHUT UPOhtani is PITCHING!!!!
>>153987195>tfw no free Dads-themed yarmulke
Sogay Ohtranny kek
guaranteed sasaki is a gooner. he needs nofap to get back on track
Is there ANYONE here who isn't a girl?
are lead pipes feminine coded?
>>153987209I dont think so...!
that carl's jr. western bacon chicken is sounding pretty good right about now bros
ohtani should grow a porn 'stache
what's the current (You) to updoot conversion rate?
>>153987214>carl's jr.its called hardee's here
Trout is so fucking washed holy crap man.
>>153987214too much going on tbqhwy
>>153987225it ain't the same bro
>>153987225I'd never eat at Hardee's that's just wrong.>>153987229sorry sir
>>153987227>trout is so fucking washedbased, i hate having to do that myself
>>153987237this is the one
>>153987237NOW we're talkin
>>153987239o kek!
pretty sweet play
>>153987239is that a baby changing station?
>>153987239lel
>>153987239suspiciously clean looking. private property
>>153987094ice cream too
nice catch old man
>>153987301if you ain't chummin' you ain't fishin'!!!!
>>153987239zozzle!
>>153987317i got ice cream once and it dripped into a puddle that was suspiciously cumlike, think the guy behind me thought i jacked off before the game started
>>153987239lol!!!
>>153987239LMAO
>>153987239best post itt
ohtanis preseason has been.... to say the least
have the americans stopped talking about burgers yet?
He didn't swing, fuck you ump
>>153987325I get it. There's a really nice public golf course nearby that receives generous subsidies. One time I played there only to find big divots and empty beer bottles on one of the greens. it did as much as anything ever has to impact my thinking on the private vs public topic.
Anyone try the Big Arch?
>>153987371no
>>153987384Isn't that burger like 1500 calories. Fuck no
>>153987384yeah its good (for a maccas sandwich)
>>153987377if they actually codified the check-swing rule they could challenge things like thisseen a few check-swing strike three calls recently
>>153987384im still boycotting until they bring back the big n tasty
>>153987402this but the arch deluxe
why are they still playing meaningless games, don't they know spring training ended 2 days ago?
>>153987401It's generally agreed that a swing is if the bat crosses home plate. It may not be the official rule but that's how everyone treats it.
>>153987402their pizza was so good
>>153987410this but the McDLT
Erica looks good tonight
>>153987402they did a lamb burger here around 2010 that is still one of the best Maccas burgs I've had
>>153987421>bringing back the McDLTISHYGDDT
>>153987384Reviewbrah liked it
do kids still have birthday parties at fast food restaurants? was common when i was a kid.
>>153987417yea I know, it just seems a bit of a grey area and too much down to ump interpretation, especially if it's borderlinethe overhead home plate angle is perfect for ruling if the barrel goes over the plate or not
>>153987438doorbell your neighborhood and ask the kids there
>>153987421the kids just don't know about keeping the hot side hot and the cool side cool any more..........
remember when mcdonald's had the hercules triple cheeseburger for $.99?
>>153987438that era ended when pizza hut stopped doing buffet with dessertskids prob still do it but whats the friggin point
>>153987448the game has survived for a longtime just fine without your meddlesome suggestions
dubs and munchy dinger
>>153987453for me its the mcdouble. the difference between it and a double chesseburger is the mcdouble has 1 less slice of cheese and is cheaper. its better because you dont get overpowered by that taste/texture of their plastic cheese.
>>153987438last time this happened to me was maybe 16 years ago when I was in middle school in central new jersey, one of the new kids at my school (Indian) invited me to his birthday at a pizza hut and when I got there I discovered that I was the only white kid there, everybody else was Indian. this was my first minority experience
>>153987466fucker
>>153987438i had a mcdonalds party in 1989
>>153987470I think so too. Sometimes I like extra mustard on it but not always
>>153987210the ring of domestic violence...
>>153987466nah I'm pretty sure I just saved baseball with my elite observation
>>153987470every single word is true
>>153987214Breakfast brunch burger, spicy chicken sandwich and guacamole burger are the only thing I like from Carls jr.
>>153987239I really want to catch some Trout, but whenever my local lake stocks them they disappear soon after because everyone shows up to claim those dumb bastards with yellow bait balls.
whatever happened with that yankees catcher whose ankle broke in half last year?
Anyone else think its weird how Asian guys are always "cute uwu babies" for fans when they come to America? These are grown men, why give us such a long leash? Maybe my American cousins are correct about the emasculation.
owie
how is this fucker this good? it's mind blowing.
>troutkek
>>153987527>yellow bait ballskek yep thats what i use. just smear that shit into a little ball. i have only been trout fishing at maramec spring but its beautiful
>>153987551this is him off his game toohes frustrated today
>3rd base coach mic'd upHOLY KEK, spring training is an absolute meme. I love it
Jack K
>>153987378anon discovers the tragedy of the commons >>153987384it's good if you get it without the shitty lettuce >>153987402holy based lost cause chad
>>153987591this one is legit too
>>153987579mic'd up is cringe but id rather listen to coaches than players, it is ridiculous to mic a player up during the game
mic up this bussy
>>153987591>asiago cheese
>>153987523for me it's the famous star
>>153987614*sticks mic in*
>>153987527>>153987554>yellow bait ballspowerbait comes in many colors :)
fuck I NEED a burger now
>>153987579>>153987605the coaches aren't trying to play and they have fun and interesting things to say
>>153987625might run to ronald's
Ohtani has 10K's through 4.2 right now
>>153987591>olive tapenadeu wot m8
>>153987665keep us posted
>>153987649they call it macca's there
burger I NEED a fuck now
>>153987674Make that 11
Is Ohtani actually a good pitcher or are these just the Angels? >>153987668copped olive medley, yum!>>153987625what sounds good?
singletani
first hit for the doyers belongs to singletani who also has 11K's
>>153987685the fuck is this
>>153987685>fried mac and cheese
KKKKKKKKKKKtani and singletani
>>153987695The Atlanta
>>153987695borger
>kyle fuckerwhat a chinless FAGGOT, you weren't hired to leave singletahni on first base fucko!!!!>>153987695>>153987696kek, I haven't looked at these forever and I forgot what's on some of them
>>153987237>>153987685for me, it's the Honky Tonk
im a simple man. just put some meat between my buns and im good.
>>153987708how many more do you have for us?could you cumpile them into a roll image
>>153987725with cheese?
>>153987725on my way
>>153987714>>153987725You anons wanna get a little freaky?>>153987730There are 36 correctly labeled burgers in this folder and a 37th without a title.
I like a good chili dog
i'd never get a burger at the ballparkonly hotdogs
>>153987725extra secret sauce tho?
>>153987739>>153987740I love Coney Dogs bros, but they HAVE to have a line of yellow mustard on top of them or they're just a chili dog.
>>153987742Do you mean its more secretive than a normal sauce, or that there is more sauce than the normal amount?
>>153987752yes
I made ham and egg fried rice but now I want a burger :(
my second monitor is in the process of dying and now its got what looks like CRT scanlinespretty kino for watching things actuallybeit
i dont like burgers that have so many toppings that you cant eat it easily. when you pile so much stuff on you cant get a proper bite and everything spills out everywhere. a burger should be able to be eaten with one hand without making a mess.
I've seen enough, Ohtani is washed.
>>153987737this one feels illegal...
Choketani
>>153987619This is more of a New York Burger than the one with the kaiser roll from yesterday. This one looks more like a burger from Crown/Kennedy Fried Chicken. Where are you finding these, anyway?
standing ovation during spring training is a bit silly isnt it?
>>153987764>>153987768Toppings are less of an issue than smothering everything in too much goop AND YET still having enough goop that it makes a small mess in the napkin/wrapping paper.
>>153987768this, but unironically
mary brown's for me
>>153987785friendly reminder posting food porn is cunty behavior
>>153987785normal bun and lose the bacon, this one would be so much better
>>153987779That's just a plain 'ole cheeseburger, the platonic ideal cheeseburger if you will. I saved them from a /pol/ thread 8 years ago.
>>153987768yea usually agreesame with 'za toppings, too much just makes it a sloppy mess
>>153987791?????
>>153987792brioche is such a bad meme/fadtheyre so sugary, just doesnt suit most burgers
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.But that's even worse.The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
>>153987792>lose the bacon
Tets
>>153987800>implying anyone actually eats burger king
>>153987799I think here at least brioche is different from hawaiian, which is intentionally sold as sweet. Both are, I guess, "airier" than a typical bun.
>>153987815FAGGtets kek
what is you side of choice? me? mozza sticks and/or onion rings
>>153987806too many flavors m8. it's a sandwich, not a glass of fine scotch
>>153987816>he’s never ate a Texas Double WhopperLaugh at this faggot
Anyone else just fascinated by food history? Like its crazy the amount of grains we eat, where they originated, what they looked like before intense cultivation, and even just how trends change. Like I think cottage cheese is gross but old people love that shit. Potatoes are associated with Ireland and Idaho but originated in Peru, that kind of crap.
>>153987825good calamari mogs
>>153987825it's the humble fries (adequately salted ofc) or onion rings for me
>>153987833this video is very good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ivJsV1A5oU
>>153987826Excuse me but the only thing I want to taste when I drink scotch is peat and the flavor of my esophagus burning up.
>>153987833I never knew the silk road was just transatlantic trade
>>153987816yeah im convinced no one has ever willingly gone to burger king. its a place you stumble into after accidentally climbing over an overpass trying to find something to eat walking distance from your rape motel
kek those fans behind home plate asking for a challenge
>>153987816>>153987831I have fond memories of eating the will smith wild wild west burger and watching wild wild west in theaters.
>>153987843would try, but this is the least appetising for me so far
>>153987784Dodger fans are inherently silly. They gave him a standing ovation when he's the reason his team is losing.
>>153987825>mandoline frites with couscous, sturgeon roe, and teak-smoked chiveI JUST WANTED FRIES RRREEEEEE
>>153987816>>153987851you guys need hungry jacks in americaits /better/
>>153987833love cottage cheese, pile it on top of tomatoes or pears and grind some black pepper over that shit
>>153987825cheese curds, curly fries, and THIN onion rings (no more than one half inch)
>>153987854yeah that's my point. it's been how many years since you actually went to one?
>>153987825edamame
>>153987841>the history of ricethe los angeles dodgers story
>>153987862they don't even have the BK chicken there anymore though :(
for me? It's Onion Petals.
Whataburger smokes all
I am so fucking hungry now
>>153987878never seen these before but they look tasty
>>153987833not just food history but all of it really. how things came to be the way they are and shizz.
>>153987887they had them at arby's in the 2000s
>>153987893kek
>>153987872based and yumpilled
>walking in a runDoyars are not repeating, they're not!>>153987855based, couch potato was always my least favorite of all them too>>153987851that og chiggen sammy tho>>153987866It has been a couple of years, they're always dirty and slow.>>153987881flyover chain, not in any real states (I had it once in 2006 but I don't remember it)
>>153987833>>153987845what's the point of posting this horrible AI slop map, besides getting a (You)? It's completely wrong
>>153987833i want to smell a durian just to see how bad it is. especially compared to surstromming, a local delicacy to me and my people.
>>153987798>>153987886
>>153987905That's right, baseball. Burgerball is what we talk about in the tasty Major League Baseburger thread.
>>153987905It still spring training, we're working on posting but not concerned with results right now. Its just about doing things the right way
>>153987898for me it's the KFC Yum! Center
>>153987942we liked this post in this spot
>>153987944hell yeah i saw rush there in 2011
gotta eat popcorn now to take the edge off
fuck the regular season. the peak of the genny is ironic hot stove posting when theres no news along with PFMA spam
>>153987908they pretty awful, kinda similar to a rotting ginkgo if you've ever experienced that
>>153987881false
brb heading out
>>153987942Great post kid you've made the opening day thread.>>153987948This user has been reassigned to AAA (You) training.
>>153987948kek
>>153987961offseason posting is consistently my favorite
I'm making a call to the bullpen. Bring in the lefty poster
>>153987977get me a recker style (2 extra large buns)
>>153987973wouldn't mind toasting her buns if you understand where I am coming from
>>153987961>>153987991I skipped the 23-24 offseason posting for the most part but this year I sat down for Winter /mlb/ League and I think it has been important for my development.
>>153987998but he's esl
>>153988006wym twin
>>153987953I drove past it on that interstate having no idea it was in KY, and only knowing it existed from /sp/It made my day I can't lie
>>153988011thanks for joining us in the trenches. you've built character
>>153988026lel. i haven't been back since but it was a very nice arena in the early 2010s
>>153988017I said to bring him in
>>153988006I'd like to put my penis inside her vagina and have sexual intercourse with her, if you understand the vernacular.
>>153988032It ain't me.
>>153987980I've got 15 YBIs this threadI'm going for the cycle
>>153988054i beg your pardon?????
>>153988060*grounds out to the janny*
>>153988054can you dumb it down some for me?
YERRRR OUT!!!!
>>153988054What did he mean by this?
>>153988067*sends it upstairs*
>>153988076Call in the thread stands.
>>153988076THE CALL IN THE THREAD STANDS
>>153988089*starts preparing the breakdown*
That's it, I've heard enough outta you, YER OUTTA HERE
>>153988095*pulls your sponsorship*
They should mic up the skipper and pitching coach, the players never have anything fun to say and hearing from the coaching staff rules.
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>>153988111this turd base coach is pretty kino
>>153988111checked
this time tomorrow night, ill be celebrating a stinkees loss :)
>>153988111yea he's been pretty entertainingchecked
they should mic up anon
I think all the umps here SUCK
>>153988133
>>153988119based
Let's see the umps step into the batters box and see if they actually have an eye for the zone
>>153988132>uhhh, yeah i uhhhh...am i on?YOU WAITED TREE HOUAHS ON HOLD FA DAT?!?
what umpy says GOES
I've been so lazy I've just been mixing sour cream with peanut butter and eating that for dinner
>>153988132In Thread Interviews are conducted by ESPN and they fucking STINK!https://voca.ro/112iqwWKJKxv
>>153988181that's not enough carbs or protein buddy
>>153988181are you ok anon?
>>153988181Get some meant and veg anon holy heck.
>>153988181this guy FARTS
very cool hearing the coach chat while the runner is on
>>153988196https://vocaroo.com/13kzmXWRxmpN
>>153988196you sound like AvoidingThePuddle
>>153988181Treat yourself better.
>>153988224Yeah, like, I know if the runner isn't rounding third it's because he's waiting to see if the ball is going to get down but it's really fun to hear the coach instantly identify that and say it out loud for the booth. >COME ON GITINTHERE.... nope.
>>153987973>rock hard fake tits
>>153988231Don't know what that is.
Fuck the Padres! Change your name and mascot that's not racist
>>153988241they are not rock hard at all in real life wut are you talkin about
>>153988229kek>it's not about the (You)'s you get, it's about when ya get'em
>>153988181I’m just eating beans
I've been handing out (You's) like candy during Spring Training, but you fellas will need to earn them come Opening Day
>>153988242https://youtube.com/shorts/qHKSgl5-QsU?si=LiGm4bAll5AcK
>>153988241you've never touched a woman.
>>153988296i've smelled their seats when they get up tho
>>153988292I would never get paypal scammed while playing diablo tho.
>>153988289I have one of the highest regular + post season (You) averages in this genny
>>153988309source?
>>153988292is that the diablo streamer that pretended to be in a wheelchair?
touch this bussy
>>153988307*sends you a scam hololive email*what now?
0 runs! doggie doos kek!
>>153988327https://voca.ro/16Gaod4C51Qo
>>153987874the thing i miss most about NZ BK is the hersheys piestill my fav takeaway dessert
sugar land fucks ya trashtros
>>153988330audibly kekd
>>153988342My highschrool sold those in the cafeteria.
>>153988330hawl olive
>>153988351based afour tuck shops sold these and rainbow strips
>>153988330>hololive tapenade
>>153988342yea they're good but SO sweet>>153988365basedmy nephew was munching one of these the other day (green and pink obv), that took me back
no... no... NO!!!!
>>153988365wait, they combined airheads and warheads into a single candy?
you guys got any new 'micks planned for opening day tomorrow?
>>153988365>sour colatell me more...
Dino has been the best thing about this gamebit if a slurper otherwise
There is regular season baseball tomorrow
>>153988396I'm running my slightly adjusted sailor moon/tuxedo mask posting back.
>>153988396ummm, sweetie? opening day is thursday...
>>153988402>interleague play
gg angelsand that's it for spring training
and thats it for spring traininggg angels
TAY O DOE SEE O!
>>153988409whats the mets vs yankees game for?
Angels win!GG Dodgers
nice catch to finish offgg Angels
>>153988424scamming netflix board members probably
>>153988424the wut
>>153988424oh god, I meant yankees v giantsI can actually tell the teams apart by logo i just glanced, I swear
>>153988345>space cowboys
>only winning 1/3 against the AngelsEmbarrassing
>>153988442We'll let it go this time, but we better not see that kind of sloppiness in the dog days of august
>>153988427bro needs to brush his tongue
>>153988424normies who have netflix. neither are making it to the post season anyway, so it's basically an exhibition game.
what the HECK do I watch now? I guess that 1 hour rice documentary?
>>153988458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orWDJnny4yk
>>153988469This looks Finnish, are you sure it's okay to watch?
>>153988458watch catastrophic construction failures on youtube
>>153988458the 5 hour breakdown of Oz Perlman's act
>>153988473yeah dawg it's starting to storm there
>>153988473warning: bestiality/gore/scat
For me?It's JUNG HOO LEE!
dung poo pee
>>153988506no...NO!!!
>>153988506fuckin gottem
>>153988480oh goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh09uIN6tl0
>>153988522classic channel, Contingency was my fav
> /mlb/ posts pilotredsun> then /mlb/ posts kris straubwhat a beautiful world
>>153988532It has been awhile since they put up anything new right?
>>153988535You are welcome :)
>>153988547>>153988522This is like the only analog horror I liked and thought was cool.Everything else is the lamest shit ever
Opening Day is tomorrow. Are you ready?
>>153988547the moon was replaced in 2008 by obama
>>153988557I'm already naked :)
How 2 upgrade my PC for less than $1000 bros… fucking ram and m.2 prices are more than a new cpu and mobo :(
>>153988547he said he did all he could with the format and he's probably right
>>153988557ready to watch the stankees lose
>>153988556It's funny that if you made a spooky "found footage" video within like, 15 years of Blair Witch you get labeled "analog horror" now.
>And they all kissed Ohtani and got super pregnant! The end!
>>153988571Oh, did he? Well yeah, he's probably right. I mean you can only use the same tape distortion effects so many times before it just turns into another "film scratch" or "sepia tone." Still, 3 minute horror segments are the perfect use case for stuff like snow and and your VCR fucking up the tracking.
>>153988591>and then Ohtani threw Cal a big meatball middle middle and Cal crushed it and the Mariners won the world series and Shohei peed his pants and the whole stadium was laughing at him and then Cal got in a race car and drove away with the world series trophy and everyone was still laughing at peed pants Shohei
>>153988591b..b..but he's a boy anon
91% to /nu/ tho!
>>153988557ARRAEZ CHICKEN
>>153988557I filled my diapy from the excitement
>>153988616/mlb/, is this true?
>>153988637>ARRAEZ CHICKENCane's?
>>153988650No. Cal is washed
>>153988650i was the one that peed his pants
>>153988666Satan… Baka!!!
>>153988650It's a fact.
>>153988675theyre standing way too close
>>153988666no… NO!!!
>>153988675I didn't know Cal was that short
>>153988689It's okay, he was in another castle.
and that ball is... GAPED!
>>153988675>>153988700Based! BASED!
so now that the dust has settled, who can we say really won Spring Training?
>>153988717Rybacks team
>>153988717Mariners repeated their 2025 record so they won spring training. >>153988713I say this. I look like this.
>>153988717the chicago baseball cubs
>>153988717/mlb/
>>153988717Venezuela
>>153988743my Metsies with an elite an muscular .480
>>153988743redsiners bros...
>>153988742troll doll lookin nigga
I think the Mariners SUCK!!
>>153988730>the chicago baseball cubscubescusb
>>153988743THE GAPEFRUIT LEAGUE
>>153988773no...NO!!!
When do pitchers and catchers report?
I’m a fruit gaping champion
Based Koshien>>153924292
>>153988801Don't care; post baseball stream links or I won't watch.
Cane's?
>>153988798what does this ever mean thoughbeit
>crapan
>>153988809>gapedfruits league
>KEKtus league
Congrats to the Barves and doggie doos for winning Spring Training.
>>153988820>>KEKtus leaguegapedfruit lel-gue
>>153988808girl's? with vagina's?
>Grapefruit is actually a man-made hybrid — it didn't exist in nature until the 18th century.It was accidentally created in Barbados when a pomelo (the giant citrus fruit from Asia) cross-pollinated with an orange. The result was a brand-new fruit that was first documented in 1750.
nu...tho>>153988755>>153988755>>153988755>>153988755
>>153988827yea, that's gonna be an o kek from me
>>153988830Are you Fruitspie?
>>153988810死ね
