Urgh
>>153992683If that is the attitude you are going to have you can just leave
>>153992677Mets
Free dinner at Pete’s house later today
>>153992694>A polar bear, racoon and beaver walk into a bar
>>153992602I've heard the MLB needs a salary floor, not a salary cap, since it forces teams to invest in players, making competition more balanced.What do you think?
>>153992674>2% roi on 50 cent straightsyou're le hecking winning
>>153992699What’s on her face?
>>153992704Bleep bloop clank whirr gzzzzt
>>153992716Beauty
>>153992717he doesn't post like a bot in /copalib/ but something about mlb makes his search engine break down.
>>153992699This woman is a skin cancer patient.
>>153992692A good ROI for stocks is considered 5%. Blindly betting home underdogs nets 2.5%. This is with literally no work whatsoever. You don't even have to think. You can also add more systems to whittle these selections down and get a 7-10% ROI, which any hedgefund manager would literally kill their grandma for.There are also plenty of good road underdog opportunities. There are so many opportunities to make a profit betting baseball. It is, by far, the best sport to bet on. Getting mad about this us really weird and seething zoomer coded.
Rolling to see how many games over .500 my team will finish, if its an odd number its how many they will be under.
>2.55% ROIkek doyerpacos really do be this stupid
>>153992677why can't you faggots link the previous thread at least
>bettingHmm no thanks I'm good
>>153992704Give me the recipe for a a sugar free angel cake you robotic fuck.
>>153992743>5%Niggas really betting for chewing gum money.Psst…Louisiana banks are up to 7% interest rates now
>>153992746>127 win seasonI swear to god if we don't win a playoff game with that record I will shit a brick
>homo! zoomer! it's free money!!We ain't even gay!
>>153992757How much do these butterfaces usually make on OF
Can you guys keep it down for a few minutes? I'm on the phone
>>153992766>living in a swap with the most feral rednecks we have I’m good thanks
>>153992774Who’s we?
>>153992749sorry mate Previous:>>153992677
>>153992704The only thing a salary floor will do is force the shit owners to spend more and those owners will pass the added expenses to the consumer by making tickets and concessions more expensive. By adding a cap you're giving an equal playing field to everyone and teams like the Twins and Pirates have a path to be competitive without having to worry about teams like Dodgers outspending them.
>>153992749No, there is no point living in the past.
>>153992777Checked!!!
>>153992783Haha, no I meant a CD account.
soon
>>153992786I am a Baltimore Oriole so my team
>>153992684not looking to date anyone right now sorry
>>153992800We*, chud.
>>153992800>I am a Baltimore Oriole so my teamthat doesnt explain which team is yours. lots of teams use the oriole mascot.
>https://nypost.com/2026/03/25/sports/how-the-san-diego-padres-helped-create-the-la-dodgers-dynasty/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=capost_sportsAnd heaven knows I'm miserable know...... Way to rub salt to wound >~>
Mariners tomorrow bros.
>>153992709>2.5% ROI (free money) is... BADLook, zoomie. I get that you're fantasizing about Memedani taking all the money from Boomers and Jews and giving it to you because you have a Che Guevera poster on your wall. But I can assure you that will never ever happen. You would be much, much better off taking my advice. Or you can fade me and see if that works out for you. It might possibly work. But what's not going to work is waiting for Illhan Omar to give you free money.
>>153992818>what if the team that lost... won?Breathtaking journalism
>>153992811>We am a Baltimore Oriole so my teamYoure so fucking dumb
>MLB doesn't need a salar->Here's the full roster:>Starting pitchers:>Shane Smith>Sean Burke>Anthony Kay>Davis Martin>Erick Fedde>Bullpen:>Seranthony Domínguez>Grant Taylor>Jordan Leasure>Sean Newcomb>Jordan Hicks>Tyler Gilbert>Chris Murphy>Jedixson Páez>Catchers:>Edgar Quero>Reese McGuire>Infielders:>Munetaka Murakami>Chase Meidroth>Miguel Vargas>Colson Montgomery>Lenyn Sosa>Outfielders:>Luisangel Acuña>Andrew Benintendi>Austin Hays>Derek Hill>Everson Pereira>Tristan Peters
I’m also a Nats fan…
>>153992800>>153992812This
PFMA
>>153992843lmao pussy bitch asssss the players would never be okay with a salary cap-DODGERFAN
>>153992852Hrmm.. ROI?
>>153992831bruh stop larping as a financial genius and just buy stocks or bitcoin when they crash
SOUTH SIDESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAND UP
For me, it’s the African Grey Parrot
>Anon sorry you didn't make the cut for the starting roster on /mlb/>We're sending you down to AAA but know that if a spot opens up, we'll give you a call
>>153992766>33% black population>5th highest violent crime rate in the countryYea. I'm good.
>>153992831Can you maybe just shut the fuck up because clearly no one cares about you or anything you have to say?
Are they Pigeons or Doves?
>>153992875but coach, I did my time last seasonim thousands of miles away from home, you cant do this to me
>>153992852Can you maybe just shut the fuck up because clearly no one cares about you or anything you have to say?
>>153992790>The only thing a salary floor will do is force the shit owners to spend more and those owners will pass the added expenses to the consumer by making tickets and concessions more expensive.Would it really be in their best interest to do that? Ticket sales are the big part of revenue, and more expensive tickets means means less people at the stadium. You can still have a floor but there must be a way to raise money that doesn't affect ticket sales. If anything, I think ticket prices should be lower to encourage even more people going to the stadiums.
>>153992875we're hyesong kim now
>>153992883Naw. I've been doing this in /nba/ for years. Everybody seethes and hates until they start making money. Then its>based betGOD where u at??I'm used to it by now.
Rich Mets Fag here, my portfolio generates $4 million a month, AMA.
>>153992893You aren't getting enough (You)s son. Your (You) rate is .186 with only 5 extra based (You)s.
>>153992904kek this is a good bitwas wondering what new comedic gimmick we'd get this season
>>153992906FAGGets kek!
>>153992843How is this allowed? Are the other real in the league not insulted by... THIS?
>>153992919It's al central anon
>>153992908is it a technique problem? I feel the coaching staff arent giving me what I need to succeed
>>153992904What bet do you recommend for the game tonight
>>153992916I'll see you around 8, sweetie. Logan Webb locks in and we cash. If not, it's onto tomorrow. A few nice home underdogs tomorrow. Also, Paul Skenes as a dog, early in the day? 1 pm? Against the overvalued Mets? Yes, and yes again.
>>153992843 Rockies Cardinals and Angels are all worse tbqh
just put $10K on my cardinals to win the world series. will be richer than ohtani when it hits. when i use the fortune to purchase /mlb/ ill be mamking some big changes around here.
>>153992843It's time they move to Nashville already
>>153992904There is but one based god, glory and blessings be upon him. You are a false profit.
>>153992811>>153992812fun fact Tommy Lasorda Baseball for the Genesis swapped Baltimore and Pittsburgh's uniform colors either to avoid a cease and desist from MLB or by pure accident by programmers
So I need a Netflix subscription to watch the Yankees tonight?
>>153992951nope just google mlbwebcast and youll be fine
>>153992757>tattoosInto the trash!
>paying for a stream this isnt 1989, you don’t need the dvd stupid faggots. just pirate it.
>>153992942What if the Cardinals used this bird instead?
>>153992975Trademarked already
>>153992975is that zoidberg
>>153992938Home dog.Read my posts on /bet/.>>153992184>>153992194These are long term strategies. There's no guarantee the Giants win tonight, but home dogs, home opener, ace on the mound, Yankees traveling all the way across country, Yankees being overvalued because they are the Yankees (the Yankees tax). If this is a 50/50 game, then the obvious value is on the plus odds.
what do cubs girls smell like
>>153992993Bags of sand
>>153992993Malort
>>153992942>just put $10K on my cardinals to win the world series No you didn’t
>>153992818>poodres still trying to make it all about themselvesbless your little hearts
>>153992993cigarettes and B.O.
>>153992943What would that solve?
I get a better ROI from my credit union's HISA (insured btw) and I literally don't have to do anything
>baseball is back
>>153993005>doyersfans in charge of checking the source
>>153993036Doyerpacos can’t read
>>153993016Teams get better every time they relocate in any sport
>>15399300110k is nothing
>>153993005Well get Carlos slims or Stan Kroenke as our owner, then watch mlb really impose salary cap on my Chadres eheheh
>>153993042then why do they keep saying essay
>>153993042fact check: true
>>153993048>10,000 = 0birdbrain math
Close sources have told me Dean Spanos is interested in buying the Padres.
>>153993022You are most certainly not making $24,000 in 6 months just by letting your money sit in a credit union. I don't understand this particular anti-gambling cope, but good luck.
>>153993074Are you the wolf of Wall Street because you’re in denial about losing your parlays?
>>153992843Damn...
>>153993059poor and gay. i bet ur anti-dodgers!
>>153992993timmy cum
>>153993089kek doyerpacos
>>153993074>good luckYah I don't need luck, I'm content getting free money as a reverse loan from my CU because I have a career instead of a high-risk hobby moonlighting as one
How do I get better at watching baseball
>>153993108Brah.
>>153993036kek doyerpacos
Umpgods… not like this
>>153993121Isn't that bad for you?
>>153993057>doggie doos
>>153993048You didn’t bet 10k on the Cardinals.
>>153993141THIS weedhead had a great year and is getting $40 million.
>>153993066kys fuwawa
kek doyerpacos
Betanon, your thoughts on chicken #3?
A Dodger fan measures wealth in how many MacBooks they can buy
>>153993161Yes of course that’s an easy toss to that rooster
>>153993162they really do be like that except more like iphones
>mfw a doyerpaco was fat near me
Baseball is back when?
Baseball is back how?
Baseball is back where?
Baseball is back why?
This is the last MLB season until 2029
>>1539932052 and 2/3 bongs!!
>>153993218What do we do?
This is going to represent the Dodgers' performance this year
>>153993237They're going to be better this year tho.
KDPs
>>153993259Kidnap Dr. Pavel..... of coursh!
how many games will Sasaki play before they have to accept he needs to be sent to OKC?
Are the Nationals going to lose more games than the Whitesox?
>>153993228watch more 1995 and 2025 highlights, it's the mariners way
>>153993254>doggie doos actually believe thisKEK
>https://x.com/i/status/2036917455583383872>Detroit Piston owner Tom Gore interested in buying my Chadres who also have stocks from Dean Spanos sister.Uuhhhhhh......?
>>153993269Why does he wear the mask??
>>153993318Lmao it's over, that guy has been a shit owner for the Pistons.
>>153993324I guess baseball and sports Gods just want San Diego to be a championship less city and leaded by cheap ass evil owners. I mean.... Just bring Pistons to SD if you gonna buy us, I guess. But sharing stocks with Dean Spanos is just a hard turn off. Dammit lol
>>153993274Astros pitching lab can fix him
What do you think about the Major League Baseball and Minor League Baseball teams having a promotion and relegation system? Let's say the two best and the two worst go up and down in the leagues, what happens next?
>>153993359yuroqueer shitHARD pass
>>153993359woke europoor nonsense
>>153993315of course
>>153993343the pistons don't deserve to be cursed with poo diego
>>153993318Well he's too late, ShiftUp has already acquired them. Maybe the Tigers will sell to him if he really wants a team
>Richie Garcia, former MLB umpire, on ABS system (via @AP):>"I think it's embarrassing, embarrassing to the umpires that are calling the game. Nobody likes to be humiliated in front of 30,000, 40,000 people."Umpies are really complaining that their feefees will be hurt if someone successfully challenges their calls lol
Hopefully el doyerpaco seethe due to a disaster season.
>>153993433the Dodgers are threepeating. Ohtani and Yams are just too good.
>>153993452weren't even good enough to beat a random team of venezuelans
>>153993428>In 1996, Garcia made an incorrect call during Game 1 of the American League Championship Series between the Baltimore Orioles and the Yankees. In the 8th inning, the Yankees tied the game 4–4 when Derek Jeter hit a fly ball to right field that 12-year-old fan Jeffrey Maier pulled into the stands after reaching over the right field wall. Garcia, who was umpiring in right field, ruled it a home run, but after seeing a replay admitted that he had made a mistake after the game; the Yankees won the game in 11 innings and would go on to win the series.Choke on my fucking dick
ump rights are human rights
>>153993452Manfraud wants them to 3peat so he can highlight their dominance in his salary cap pitch to the players union.
>>153993428on the other hand, people really really really like when the fatass standing behind them gets to decide if they struck out or not YEEEEEEROUT!
>>153993452AND ANDY P
Let's all be nice to the umps this year!
>>153993488fat ump in the office chair is my favorite
>>153993492
WTF OPENING DAY GAME IS A NETFLIX EXCLUSIVE?!
>>153993505no..NO!!
>>153993343>Finally get an owner willing to spend>Dies of cancer
my cubbies :)
suck :(
>>153993508Lameee. I wonder what the scorebug will look like tho.
Is Netflix still ad free? Haven’t been a subscriber in years. What kinda gay shit are we gonna have to sit through during the ad breaks…
Baseball bros we are SO back
Give it up for dem cubbies! Opening season cubbies!
>>153992691get this fuckface faggot retard nepo pussy off my screen
>>153993492pitch clock umpies are my favorite
>>153993547Sorry chud but you’re gonna have to fix that water damage, or else. And is that cooking oil seeping into the sewer system from your buidling? Ohnonononono…
>>153993343Hiroi mentioned.
>mom gave me her Netflix password We are so back
kek
>>153993610what a lame challenge
>>153993610me on the left
>>153993610we don't size shame here
>>153993610It cost $999 plus tip btw
>>153993610looks about average tho, whats so funny
>>153993610A lot of women prefer the left, just saying
i haven't even tried my free netflix trial back during PS3/wii days (never had 360)
>>153993610>5'11" vs 6'
Three Teams that will beat their 2025 standings:RoyalsOriolesMarlinsThree Teams that will fall behind their 2025 standings:PadresRedsBlue Jays
start the game.
>>153993655No people on west coast havent gotten off work
>>153993663How do people from New York feel about San Francisco and vice versa?
They'll start the game now if we all say PLAY BALL
>>153993699Us new Yorkers hate faggot San Fran. They stole the Giants from us.
whos announcing for netflix? im assuming a negro, tranny, and midget (all the same person)
>>153993663fuck wagies
>>153993720No, they couldn't afford Kevin Hart.
>>153993710PLAY BALL
>>153993717yall both mad gay
>>153993731pfffff this dumb little runt fell for it kek
>>153993741PLAY BALL
>>153993642I still have 480p DVD burns somewhere, copied with pirated rip software from the mail-to-home DVD era netflix
Reminder that the Yankees are the tranny team and the Giants are the chud team
>>153993736>yallSTFU redneck jasper name having ass
Sniff my doggie doo asscheeks!
>>153993762$700 million contracts aren't going to pay for themselves
Kek doyerpacos
>>153993789>san fagcisco >chud team
>>153993789your brain is broken
>>153993610>Bigger than mineHow over is it for me?
shouldn't Ohtani's internal brace be considered cheating? why are PEDs banned while literally becoming a cyborg from the inside is totally legal? this makes no sense.
>>153993821Kek is that what they taught you at tranny school
>>153993841Embrace the borg
>>153993841reminds me of my ex! haha right guys
>>153993861GOTTEM
>>153993534>What kinda gay shit are we gonna have to sit through during the ad breaks…pic related
I saw the World Series in my dream last night but I'm not going to spoil it
Do not reply to chikaner
I think Meredith Marokovits tits got bigger!!! WAHOOOOOOO
Game thread?
>>153993909you're posting in it
>>153993790LMAO you mad gay
I'm coping
>>153993918This isn’t /hoc/
>open Netscape Navigator on my Gateway PC>type in http:/www.espn.com>expect to see banner hyping MLB opening day>NBA Power Ranking: A Top-5 shakeup hits our March Finalenobody in my country even knows it’s opening day
>>153993905Are they milky yet?
>>153993948she's walking around pregame and letting everyone have a sip
fuck netflix, fuck you manfred
>>153993941espn fucking sucks b and has for at least eight years
>>153993941NBA will be on ESPN today, what channel will baseball be on?
In all honesty, Decoy is a stupid name for a dog
>>153993941espn is barstool-tier these days
>This baseball season, when a home run clears the 420 foot mark, fans can score a free 20-ounce Mountain Dew Baja Blast, the official soft drink of Major League Baseball.https://www.bajablasthomeruns.com/lmao what a world we live in
>>153993983real name is dekopin and it's the act of flicking a dummy's forehead in japan. it's like a gag joke. i think decoy's a nice name, however
>>153993995>Program ends the earlier of 9/27/26 or when 500,000 redemptions have been reached, whichever occurs first. Consumer pays tax/deposit on free product.
>>153993995>kills your spermBased manfred
only 45 more minutes to fap, lock in
>>153994005no one cares weeb
>>153993995>f at least one 420+ ft MLB home run is hit on a certain day, offer is redeemable for ONE (1) free 20oz Mountain Dew® Baja Product the following day (valid for 24-hour period) for up to $10.00 in value at qualifying MLB stadiums or up to $4.00 in value at participating retailers in the United States. If multiple home runs are hit on any given day, only ONE (1) free 20oz offer can be redeemed the following day. Limit of FIVE (5) free 20oz offers subject to the limit stated per day. Program ends the earlier of 9/27/26 or when 500,000 redemptions have been reached, whichever occurs first. what an extremely elaborate promotion for such an irrelevant thing lol
>>153994011not horny atm
>no gamethread for the opening gameKWAB
>>153994011horny atm
who gets drinks at fast food restaurants? i bring my own sparkling wa.
>both projected wildcard exits get the opening day spot Now THIS is parity.Thanks ROB!
>>153994016i rike decoy because it sounds like a classic american name for a dog ;)>rex>fido>rocket>balto>decoy
Boys, it's time for TRUCKS, TRUCKS, AND MORE TRUCKS for tonight's participants!
>>153994019Sounds standard to me, especially after Los Angeles 1984.
>>153994038>Now THIS is parity.*parody
>>153994042
>>153994044that's just silly and funny
bit anticlimatic only having one game on opening day?
>>153994038he had the chance to start a tradition like in the NFL where the champion plays the opening game, but he fucked that up too
>>153994044we know whos underneath that suit (naked)
>>153994052yankees are Americas sweathearts, doyerpaco
>>153994051we want all eyes on the stankees for their humiliation ritual in the fag capital of the world
>>153994051Definitely. It's not truly Opening Day with this single game bullshit. >>153994052For sure, gotta be CS losers at a minimum.
>>153994053BASED WILL
>>153994042BASEBALL IS BACK BABY
>>153994062>>153994062>>153994062 get in here!!!
>>153994052despite getting humiliated, yankees fans act like they won the WS, so that still counts
>>153994035I don't drink much soda, but whenever I get the chance, I use the Coke Freestyle machine. Bangs zero sugar root beer with vanilla or cream.
>>153994042based truckbro
man time flies. cant believe this only happened 5 months ago.
>>153994084that shit was so fun
>>153994084>5 months agoBased newfag
>>153994068>>153994081First posts of the season! Are we gonna stay in here or go to the gamethread? I can't wait to attend the game on Friday.
>>153994097falseflag post
>>153994053This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>153994035Honestly fountain soda taste so much better than bottled
>>153994101At least you admit it
>>153994109only if it's calibrated well
>>153994109Soda is bad for you
>>153994134Soda might be, but pop isn't
>>153994134la croix used to make a fake soda. cola flavor sparkling water. it was amazing but they got rid of it. im still mad
which thread do I lurk please?
>>153994134The off-brand Poppi from Aldi is pretty good.
>>153994134wrong. if i drink diet coke, i can eat 5,000 calories and i won't get fat because i'm dieting with diet coke
>>153994134what about fizzy?
>>153994173is it $3 a can like poppi?
>>153994099I'll probably use the gamethread but Cal is coming up on MLB network first.
Royals City Connects Leakhttps://x.com/emxlymargaret/status/2036943885054742970
>>153994213Fag capital of the world lol
>>153994199No, more like $2.35, I think.
>>153994199a bottle of soda is like 2.50 now anyway
>>153994253not bad actually. way better than most
>>153994272over 3 in LA county
>>153992831I can go to my regional bank and get a 4.0% APY CD for 5 or 9 months. Guaranteed up to $250,000 by the FDIC. I put it in the bank and don't have to worry about it until it matures. Why the fuck would I go through the hassle of placing 1000 bets over the course of 6 months to get a 30% lower ROI?
>>153994292hes not trying to convince you, hes trying to convince himself.
>>153993799ACSHTALLY the money for Ohtanis contract was made within a year
Who is he?
is this announcer a gay or a woman?
>>153994483yes
Cubbiebears
>>153994483a woman, sadly
>1.5 team I don’t care about Yeah, it’s VIDYA time!!!!
>>153994447he is famous for taking off his shirt
>jey uso cringe
>>153994529Who is this really? I did an image search on Google and dozens of these photos came up.
>>153994639he's a standup comedian
>>153994661Oh, I see. Thank you.
>>153994690Can you post some pictures of your sister?
Fuck canada
Guhk...gaw!
this has to be the ugliest scorebug ever
eewww
>>153994702Please do.
>>153994778Looks like bidya
>>153994790Cute monolids
>>153994483I'm a gay woman!
>>1539947903/10 video too longshould have been 3 punches only
Baseball virgin here reportimg! I didnt know today was opening game but i made it!
hey guys, sorry i haven't been around today to make good posts but i've been busy! play ball!
>>153994831Did you have the slider cutter combo
>>153994828bend over
>>153994828>Baseball virgin hereRemember to stay for Hololive Night.
>>153994778looks like a phone notification lmao
>>153994886kys
THE SUN AIDED THAT HITNO FUCKING FAIR
>>153994860stop!
>>153994886rip
>missed the pre-seasonIts so over
>>153992942
Oracle Park > Petco Park
>>153994842i had the hangover diarrhea combo
dodgerchads... how are we feeling about the walk-up songs for 2026? I don't know ohtani's song but it can't be worse than michael bubleMookie Betts>"Put It On Da Floor Again" (feat. Cardi B)>Latto, Cardi B>"Soul Survivor">JeezyAlex Call>"I'm So Blessed">CAINEdwin Díaz>"Narco">Blasterjaxx, Timmy TrumpetTommy Edman>"Stay">Zedd, Alessia CaraSantiago Espinal>"ALTO RIESGO">Myke Towers>"Quienes Son Ustedes">Eladio CarrionFreddie Freeman>"Baila Conmigo" (feat. Kelly Ruiz)>Dayvi, Victor CardenasBrusdar Graterol>"Rest in Peace">WWETeoscar Hernández>"Ve por Tu Sueño">Lilly Goodman>"Zumba">Don OmarLandon Knack>"Return of the Mack">Mark MorrisonBobby Miller>"Last Breath">Various ArtistsMax Muncy>"Thinkin’ Bout Me">Morgan Wallen>"Edge of Midnight" (Midnight Sky Remix) (feat. Stevie Nicks)>Miley CyrusShohei Ohtani>"The Show Goes On">Lupe FiascoEmmet Sheehan>"God's Gonna Cut You Down">Johnny CashWill Smith>"Lovin On Me">Jack HarlowGavin Stone>"Photograph">Def LeppardKyle Tucker>Walk Thru (feat. Problem)>Rich Homie QuanAlex Vesia>"Gasoline">SeetherYoshinobu Yamamoto>"Frontier - Extended Mix">VINAI, SCNDL
Does anybody know where I can stream the radio? MLB app won’t even offer it for the game. Audacy blacked me out.
>>153995021>walk-up songsThis shit belongs in Bananaball.
>JintsBAU BAU
>>153995041nah, it can be kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6IDBUsM9GQ
My friend on discord doesnt have netflix and is pissed i wont stream it….
vagiant sisters...I don't feel so good
>>153995021This is the only option for Ohtani.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aISRl89gD5M&t=33s
this has to be newyorks year
>>153994507Ok!!! Ok!!!
>>153995188no one cares
>>153995188tell me more
>>153995188let's talk about it
is Bert Kreischer supposed to be a celebrity?
>i missed the historic challenge
>>153995472He's supposed to be a comedian, problem is he isn't funny.
>>153995490haha loser
>>153995472he is in MAGA circles
>Yfw an ABS ends a Game 7 of the World Series
>>153995490so did netflix
>>153995518I've all but tuned out of the culture wars and news since the troubles in Minneapolis and it's been glorious
>Fudge
>>153995553same, been six years almost to the day since I deleted my only social media account (twitter)
>>153995595that's an impressive amount of time. I hope to be able to do the same thing. it's really hard to tune out the news thoroughly for me though.
>>153995644reading shitposts instead of news may not be more productive with my time but it sure keeps me saner
I wish i was there
>>153995690I feel ya. I think a lot of us regulars here do genuinely value this place for the escape it provides. the ugly rhetoric seeping in here is usually easy enough to ignore most of the time.
>>153995695Same times one thousand. San Fransisco is the most kinoest park which checks out because San Fransisco is the most kinoest city
>>153995768Ain’t nothin ugly bout a dirty diap!
webb...............
https://youtu.be/5peg50kLjfU?si=lwz_W9ZIkZKqKVw0It’s up
>>153995792fuck my ass
>>153995777few are saying this
>>153995799downloaded an MGS4 rom and it keeps crashing =[
Why does my Yankee make ya seethe so hard
>this dog shit blowout with abysmal Netflix broadcast as your season opener>Skenes first start of the season is at 1 pm on a ThursdayBoy, Manfred sure knows how to grow le product
So if you strike out the half is over, if you hit the ball and they catch it do you keep on batting?
Oh learned about outs and strikes
>barry dropping real fuckin teadamn... yankees coulda won 10 in a fuckin row
The SF Giants ruined baseball by embarrassing it on the national stage with this listless performance.
>bet on the giants if you like moneybetanonsistas...
>So with all of this in mind, who are we taking tonight? You should already know>>Giants +105>Home dogs, home opener. Their ace is on the mound in Logan Webb, one of the best pitchers in the league. Yankees has to travel all the way across country for this one-off island game. All of the value is on the Giants tonight.>Good luck, and don't bet what you don't have
>>153996177kek what a retard
>>153996143>bet on the giants? not if you like money
holy shit. this is even worse than espn.
this is ass, I'm turning it off. gn
>>153996143>>153996177Cute. Go ahead and bet Yankees. I won't stop you.
>>153996293It's opening day, surely there's another game on.
>>153996303>Home dogs, home opener. Their ace is on the mound in Logan Webb, one of the best pitchers in the league. Yankees has to travel all the way across country for this one-off island game. All of the value is on the Giants tonight.
>Cute. Go ahead and bet Yankees. I won't stop you.
>>153996371qrd?
>>153996342These are all solid reasons. I will be taking Giants in every game this series btw. As long as they are underdogs. And I can already tell you I will be taking Skenes as an underdog against the overrated and overvalued Mets tomorrow.Prove me wrong though. Bet the Dodgers, Yankees and Mets. Every game. Throw the Mariners in there too. Get back to me in September and tell me how that worked for you.
>Naw. I've been doing this in /nba/ for years. Everybody seethes and hates until they start making money. Then its>>based betGOD where u at??>I'm used to it by now.
>>153996401kek you look like this >>153996371 and also this >>153996406
>>153996406Haha. Did you lose all your allowance on this one? You are so mad at one loss.
>>153996401Do you think paul skenes won every start last year? He gave up 0 ers?
>it's another yamkeks feast on a shit flyover team on opening day episode
>>153996499>>153996503161 more games btw
>>153996511This is the Yankees World Series. Let them enjoy this win, it's the most significant one they'll get all year.
yo that shit was gay
>>153996516erm no more like 162 x 28 + 161 x 2 = 4,858 more games
>"opening day" game on a streaming service>game is shitAt least our Dodgers will be nationally televised on NBC tomorrow night. Don't miss it!
it's onlyy 8pm and i'm drunk. what the heck do i do now? go to bed?
>>153996548w/ Kersh on the broadcast too :)
>>153996516and I'll be here for them toojust wasn't a fan of that particular broadcast today, but the game was fine if not a little boringwell done Yanks, gg Jintsbros
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball. Did YOUR team win today?
>>153996547I think you're double counting games anon... each game is played by two teams
>>153996547forgot to divide by 2 kek shit its 2429
>>153996554order a bunch of food before you pass out
Yankees won.
How bout them Yankees?
>>153996427Mets lost you over $1000 if you bet on them every game last year. And you're not going to get Skenes as an underdog very often. What's the confusion here?
>>153996516promise me the broadcasts will get better or im jumping
Exhibition game; doesn't count.
>>153996588That will undoubtedly be the worst broadcast of the year.
>>153996588This is the only game aside from the Home Run Derby and Field of Dreams game that Netflix is doing.
>>153996588
>>153996594I wanted the field of dreams to be good this year.....
is the slop fag stealing the namefags name?or is the namefag stealing the slopfags slop?ponder that one for the next 26 baseballess hours
>>153996600You mean 14 hours.
>>153996600ponder this bussy
>>153996591>blocks your path
>>153996600>B-B-BUT THE YANKEES WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE WHILE I'M PREPPING MY WIFE'S BULLDon't worry, (You)r team plays tomorrow and I hope they lose, kek.
>>153996617Bodied that freak
stankeedoo 'em!
>>153996609What's his name again?
>>153996631Vin Scully I believe
>>153996631Ryback
>>153996554drink more
>>153996607BUSSY LMFAO
>>153996600We are legion
>>153996646lmfbo
why is there already no baseball
I'm bored, what do I do until 10am?
>>153996709Jerk off
>>153996709Is Bryan woo Chinese
>>153996707Manfred is a baseball terrorist
>>153996717Nigga is VC
I sang along to my girl every time lindor came up at Citifield
>>153996709Cuddle with your gf
>>153996734based MLBer (Marxist Leninist Baseballer)!!
>>153996742wtf man
>>153996734He’s Tranny Phuc-Nguyen?
>>153996573>my 800lb life
>>153994051used to be every team in action on april 1st, 12 hours of nonstop baseball. i'm not sure when or why they started this fake opening day (for only 2 teams) thing
>>153996752>my 800lb life
>>153996720why is he holding baseball hostage
>>153996765kek
>>153996741Iiiiiiiiii’ve got sunshine On a clooooouuuudyyyy daaaayyyyyy
It’s a chi town thing!
>>153996773DO IT MANFRED YOU DONT GOT THE GUTS!
>>153996773mossad has the tapes of him on the island
>>153996773Me on the left
>thread completely deadthat broadcast literally killed baseball
>>153996808Bravo Manfred!
>>153996808manfred radicalised me into ch*kanerdeath to /mlb/
I didnt watch the game. How bad was the netflix broadcast?
>>153996818you dont want to know
>>153996778KEK he's so ugly
>>153996818it was just all over the showthey just didn't really focus on the game and were trying too hard to make it a festival type atmoswas just a bit weird overall tbphwyf
>>153996808Was it that bad? I couldn’t watchHonestly good, how much fuckin money is enough for these people.
>>153996818>new celebrity lolcow every 30 seconds>a player/coach mic'd up at all times (including jazz spitting watermelon seeds everywhere)>graphical glitches>broadcast missed parts of plays including the first ever ABS challenge
>>153996401I’m not a gambler but I’ve always thought it must be profitable to bet against the worst team in the league for 162 games. The trouble is picking the team to start the year. My guess would be the Rockies Can you be my guinea pig and do that? Bet against the Rockies every game
I can’t wait for baybaw tomorrow man I’m so happy I cannot wait, I just can’t!
Who are the most baseball-y teams in the league?
>>153996882yankees red sox cubs cardinals dodgers giants
>>153996882Mr Met is a literal baseball if that helps
>>153996918Is Mrs Met a literal baseball?
>>153996838the jazz on-field convo during game was kino though. hope we get more of that during the year. dudes can definitely yap between pitches without hurting the game, and it adds the tension of "oh shit will this idiot be talking when the ball is hit his way???" missing the first ABS challenge was pretty dumbe though
>>153996818>>153996823>>153996838>>153996933Jizz was actually kind of fun during the game and Bonds in the booth was hilarious and actually newsworthy. Other than that it was awful.
fielder interviews are a gateway to batspersons being mic'd up for at batst. seen it before
>>153996932sexiest baseball you'll ever see friend
>>153996949on deck or live homeplate ump interview would be kino
>>153996955wouldn't say no to hearing what the umpies have on their minds
>>153995021This was my walkup song in high school when i played baseball.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmaBE7ZJ8cE
mic up this bussy
mr met fucks
>>153996967is that dr. ben carson on the wall
>>153996967why does this feel like sloppa
>>153996959Psych, I replaced your walkup music with something better.https://youtu.be/Pas-cMsWIgM?si=ZEnYpUIh6Dxk_x0I&t=76
>>153996967SIT ON MY FACE BLONDE ASIAN WOMAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>153996969sign of the times ladI keep getting the same feeling these days
>>153996952>sexiest baseball you'll ever see friendShe was the sexiest baseball you'll ever see.So was he; they were meant to be.
>>153996959this would be minehttps://youtu.be/FPoKiGQzbSQ
Yankees will never lose again
yall ever get deja vu? i swear i've seen this crop of that webm before
>>153996983<3
>>153996933>>153996955>kino I don’t think you guys know what that word means. Consult the graphic please.
>>153997003no
>>153997003nah
>>153996591
>>153997081we do have a lot of apple tv coming up but the intro today has got to be the worst I've ever seen
>>153997088lmao what the fuck is this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGLji4TEDR0
>>153997106an absolute shitshow
>>153997106yea it was a lot
Are we here or the Jints thread.
>>153997128people are still posting there?
>>153997106>comment sectionthe people have spoken, they loved it
that bloke's anthem rendition was the best part of the broadcast
I kinda liked the trolley and taxis but didnt like the thots dancing on the trolley
>>153997106if you delete that fuck face bert krieiwejewyjeysher from the intros they were cool
>>153997156hope I didn't offend you calling you a fat cunt after that post earlier lad btwjust bantz innit
>>153997146and sadly the only decent part of itwonder if green day was supposed to originally play their song live but pulled out after reviewing the script lol
>>153997173I unironically thought they were going to wheel Fat Joe out again, so it's probably for the best we got what we did
>>153997182cant argue that lel
>>153997172I stole that pic from nrlim not fat (actually prob a touch underweight) so my feelings werent hurt x
>>153997128dum celestial poster
>>153997195kia ora x
A nu, an early nu>>153997234
Last
>>153997249
About to deliver 200 packages today, could take me 8-10 hours.
>>153999201thank you for your service
>>153992677yoo my pads are gettin fucked and you guys are just going to let it happen???
