Opening Day Proper Editionprev: >>153992677
go cubs go dodgers (cubgers)
Doyers open soon!
Yankees won. Bless you anons. It's past time for me to try and get some sleep.
>>153997296Rape
>>153997306I'm waiting for laundry and it sucks.
I missed the opening day :(
>>153997381It sucked asshole and didn’t count in the standings because of this
>>153997381luckyim 5% gayer having watched it
>>153997476
>>153997469>>153997476I saw the highlights and wtf, 7-0? man
>>153997381no you didn't. no one actually considers yesterday's netflix slurper opening day
>>153997497Vagiants suck.
for probably the last time this season the rockies are not last in the NL West
disgusting, but the team is good so I'll excuse it
>>153997591beyond grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiBpDy7MQ
>>153997591:(
>>153997591utter woke nonsense
>>153997591What's next? Grindr Field at Wrigley?
>>153997591it's overhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoKluzn07eQ
>POODRES
What will /mlb/'s cope be when the Brewgods are 1-0 12 hours from now?
>>153997591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oox3T0mP9Yk
>>153998303why doesn't he just buy the Tigers? I'm sure the Little Caesars guys aren't THAT devoted to the team?
>>153998376not today demon, pistons owner can fuck offtigs on the upswing
Our year btw
>>153998433yea they look breddy gud on papershould be a fun team to watch
>>153996945>Jizz was funNigger detected, opinion rejectedListening to the players during the game has never been authentic. It's a saccharine annoyance at best
jizz wasnt as good on the mic as the 60 year old third base coach for the doyers the day before
>>153997607>>153997618>>153997645>>153997655>>153997659>>153998325>free money is... le bad
>>153997381So did I - - by choice.Game was supposed to start at 8:05 EDT.By 8:20 it STILL hadn't started.I tuned out. If a game is supposed to start at 8:05, I expect it to start at 8:05. When are networks going to get that through their thick heads?
Is it over for the 2026 San Francisco Giants?
>>153998956hopefully
>>153997591Even Japanese fans hate this from what I've seen
>>153998743Yes
>>153999079It's in pretty poor taste, but only the owners are to blame. I can't fault uniqlo for taking advantage of it...
>>153998743I don't think you're getting any of the money kid
>>153997497Webb got smacked around and the giants looked lost at the plate. Hate to say it but it’s another
Giants are going to finish with a worse record than the Rockies
I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...
>>153997598So much makeup to try and convince us she’s anything but a 6
>>153999136LFGM
>>153999120…another 81 win season
>>153999135:C
>>153999136Dat's da shea way
The Los Angeles Padres???
>>153997591Hopefully that influx of cash will finally allow the Dodgers to spend.
>>153999189Pistons owner is a greek guy that's good friends with Spanos, it would not shock me if he tries to force a move to Los Angeles.
>>153998735Based aussie speaking the truth
>>153999196They would never allow a 3rd LA team. They already are pushing it with 2 Florida and 2 Ohio teams.
gangland style turf wars would erupt if the padres moved to LA. there would be at least one bryan stow a month
>>153999136I know anon, I am excited for the cubs this season too
Aaron Judge is the worst hitter in baseball this year
>>153999136Based mets fan!
>>153999208this is a statistical fact
Metropolitans, bitches
is it too early to ask winky for some charts..
>>153999217Great weather for a day game in March
>neither WS teams have even got a hit so far this yearWhat went wrong?
>>153999225Cubs gonna get rained out.
Finally I can abandon the NBAMy Brewskies are playing today
>White Sox opening day lineup>Meidroth 2B>Montgomery SS>Vargas 3B>Benintendi DH>Hays LF>Murakami 1B>Pereira RF>Quero C>Acuña CF
Morning everyone. I hope you all have a great day.
>>153999247>>153999243I am also ready for the Sox game! Going to make a Ham and Cheese sub to pair with some wavy Jays chips and a Sprecher Root Beer that ill have when the game starts. Baseball!
>>153999256I will if my Os win
>>153999247What is this line up missing to be a contender?
TIGODS! WE'RE SO BACK!
>>153997591they didn't even make the top 10https://ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2026/03/25/best-mlb-stadiums-ranking-2026-edition-baseball-ballparks/89304877007/
>>153999298Good players
>>153999307The stadium hasn't aged well, but I love it for what it is. It used to be much...much worse.
>>153999301mcgonigle first hit today?
>>153998397Aren't the Pistons the #1 in the NBA Eastern Conference? I don't follow much NBA, but I'm sure they were hot garbage the last few seasons. So something is up if they turned it around fast.
Aaron Poop hahaha
>>153999298Talent
It's opening day baby! We're only a short 4 hours away from your, yes, YOUR, New look, New York Metropolitans making their 2026 debut at home against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Newly acquired ace Freddy Peralta will be taking the mound.
>>153999298Me at DH
>>153999298We can use a third baseman or an outfielder definitely we need more top of the line pitching and reliever’s to to complete a top of the line team .
>>153999348real pedophile stuff right here
Just move the Poodres to Vancouver since their rival is the Mariners and they can be Canada's third ever baseball team and the first in the western part of the country. The Vancouver Yetis!
A prayer For Opening dayOur Father I pray for a Wonderful and Competitive Baseball SeasonBy your hand and the mediation of your Son let the Holy Spirit enter into /mlb/ let us be fun and joyous example to the world.We ask for the prayers and intercession of your servant Blessed Solanus Casey.He who loved Baseball, He who played Baseball in his youth, He who trusted God so much he played Catchers without a mask or pads, and he that was a fan of the Detroit Tigers. I asked you Solanus Casey to pray for us as you watch from the greatest seats in existence.Bless this season, bless the owners, the managers, the players, Especially Bless The Umps! and play ball!Amen!
>>153999298>>153999247Honestly it's not the worst lineup and could even end up surprising people offensively. The main problem is the pitching though. The rotation is grim.
>>153999348SHE'S 14 YOU SICK MONSTER!14/10.
>>153999361father forgive me for I have sinned. This off-season I pretended to be a rockies fan when bumping the thread because I thought saying my teams name over and over again would get annoying so I used a team nobody could hate.
pfma
>>153999359They need to add a language to their signs.
Go Reds!
>>153999376True you bore False Witness but the crime is minimal since no one believes there actually are Rockies Fans. By publicly apologizing you show sorrow. 1 Hail Mary and the act of contrition.
>>153999388Stockings > Sox
>>153999136Mets
>>153997234That looks delicious, and a good souvenir.
hi /mlb/ it's beisbol day :)
>>153999408Hi, just wanted to say that you look cute today
time for my mets to pound some ass
>>153999413aww thanks :D
>>153997234>old bay fries in seattle CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
>>153999415thanks for posting one that actually has a bit of ass this time
stankeedoo 'em kek
Excited to see the young prospect finally make his debut. I wonder if the kid can even vote?
>>153999441He looks 16
>>153999415What's the original image? Because everything in that image looks like it was photoshopped in.
>>153997234Opening Day, boys!New "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" is recorded for 2026!https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWrAnd here's the rest!2022 (Original)https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd2023 (Braves)https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U2024 (Dodgers)https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE(Non-Gay)https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u52025 (Yankees)https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8lEnjoy!
>>153999448
>>153999441That's a kids T-ball photo
What will /mlb/ do when /sp/ is flooded with World Cup threads?
>>153999359kys fuwawa
>>153999464Contribute in themI watch some kind of sport year round
>>153999441He's just a kid
>>153999437I take long steamy showers with women’s body scrubs and use Paco Raban cologne
>>153999454Jesus, these Mets fucks are depraved. It’d only be worse if she was wearing a Yankees hat in the original like last time we caught him kek.
>>153999481better than slop like this >>153992699 >>153992799 >>153994076
>>153999441LLWS isn't until labor day anon
>>153999464/mlb/ manager to survive a flood that washed away all the other generals, someone made a King of All Cosmos meme of that
my cubbies play today :)
baybaw
>>153999498>TORRES
>>15399949699% sure the Alysa O’s slopper is you bandwagoning Pete Alonso.
Pete Alonso is actually a human. He isn't a real polar bear
fuck...FUCK!!!
>>153999504Babby is in season starting today. Yum!
my Astros are obviously winning the division this year but will they go far in the 'offs
this year we're all dropping bombs on the Tel Aviv Dodgers!
>>153999541do you really really really really really really mean it???
paul skenes will be starting the season with a 15.00 era
How is he coping after last night?
>>153999454Whomst
Who will win the Owl this year?
>>153999594Reds
IT'S A NEW YEAR DADBROS SURELY WE'RE NOT GOING TO EMBARRASS OURSELVES THIS TIME!!!!!
>>153999582that person lives in Bakersfield and identifies as a doyers fan
>>153999594reds
>>153999594Cincy
>>153999590my kgf
poodrepacos kek
>>153999626Just because you send her money online, doesn’t mean she’s your girlfriend
Baseball is so boring these days because majority of pitchers are velocityfags that just want to pound the strike zone. Whatever happened to mixing shit up with offspeed breaking pitches to get the batter to swing at air?
>>153999590auddk
>>153999652I’ll pound your strikezone
>>153999594The team that will be known in the future as the Sacramento Padres.
Don't forget to get your Yoshi bobblehead.
>Paul Skenes as an underdog smash
>>153999376tyfys
>>153999441Is he a model? A teenage model??
>>153999666Do you think we'll ever get Cholo Live like with Gawr Gura and Holo live?
>>153999673For me its
>>153999685Yes
>>153999604that's a different guy
>>153999496All those are my posts
>>153999626Ass is too big
>>153999693guy? you mean vicki bigtits?
The NPB, KPO and CPBL are all starting in a couple of days. Do you talk about the Asian leagues as well? What are your thoughts on them?
>>153999707nip ball is pretty neat
>>153999626Ass size perfect
>>153999707Ass size perfect
go blue jays
>>153999626Dude wtf? I can't fap this early on a Thursday morning. Especially with a full day of baseball. Please delet my future wife
>>153999685I doubt it's happening this year at Dodger Stadium since they're performing a concert that same weekend. Though there is speculation that Hololive Night 2026 will be at Citi Field.
>>153999768>another man’s girlfriend is your wifeLike father like son
>>153999742Pretty cool. Could America have people serving beer on kegs too? Or it's some labor thing?
Quick reminder that last year the Chicago White Sox won on Opening Day by a score of 8-0. They then went on to lose over 100 games for the 3rd year in a row.What's the lesson here?
>>153999818if you win 8-0 on opening day you will lose 100 games
Niggas still replying the Peruvian LLM
>>153999825and the worst part?it'll still beback afta dis
Give it to me straight bros. How are my Reds looking this year?
>>153999818Lesson: don’t be up 20 games over .500 in June just to blow it and miss the playoffs.
>>153999825loco loco maricon ay ay ay
>>153999818They were also the best run line cover team in all of baseball (tied with Marlins). What's the lesson here?
>>153999818Yankeks on pooicide watch
>>153999829They have a 10 WAR pitching rotation and will cruise to a Wildcard.
>>153999830Keep phighting the good phight
>>153999839They won 7-0 though not 8-0
I'm making some salsa for the doyer game later tonight. Roasted (tomatoes, onions, serranos, garlic, and chile de arbol), cilantro, and some lime and salt to taste.
We can watch White Sox games on free TV broadcasts in Japan. This is the first time I've ever seen a White Sox game that's available to watch for free. Moony, OMG
>>153999867taste this bussy
>>153999867Based
>>153999829World Series favorites
Joe Davis is live on KCAL
>>153999934JOE DAVIS?!?! NO WAY!!!!
>>153999867What brand of chips.
>>153999934On KCAL?!?! NO WAY!!!!
>>153999685I wish, so Fuwawa can watch the Dodgers beat up on the Poodres.
>>153999888>This is the first time I've ever seen a White Sox game that's available to watch for freeumshould someone tell him?
>>153999829Runner-up in the NL Comedy Central with the #1 wild card spot.
>>153999959potato
gm mariners nationit seems I wasn't the only one who built a fire for the game yesterday
kek scuba
>>153999888>double triple Holy!
brothers i need a link for bayball gamesi cant get mlb tv till i get paid please help me
>>153999999
>>153999999>>154000000
>>154000005I'm strikeout
>blackouts todayStream should work, eh?
>>154000030thank you
>>153999998Nice tryBregman and Cubs: 15 - /mlb/: still at 2 from months ago
>>154000030Look it's very flattering that the Aaron Judge is posting here and even replying to me but what does your confession have to do with anything about my question for MLB tv?
>Caring about regular season baseball in March when there is still basketball, hockey, and figure skating championships right now
>>154000049WBC loser Alex Bregman? We already saw the Aaron Judge effect on Webb, he’s cooked.
Today is going to be a good day.
>>153999969kys
>>154000057Is Isabeau skating?
I wrote an article about a major leaguer from the 1920s who was only just discovered.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verne_Blackbourn
>>153999829We're going the distance
>>154000076>only just discoveredwrong. he was my favorite player growing up.
>>154000057>basketball I tried watching the bulls 76ers game yesterday, it's literally unwatchable. How has the NBA fallen so hard? Baseball is truly the one constant in America
For me? It's Big Sugar
>>154000101>How has the NBA fallen so hard?this is the guy in charge. no explanation needed
>>154000076this is cool, man
>>154000101>bullsFound your problem.
Stream sites please
>>154000118My bull loves the Bulls and Cubs
>>154000118What being owned by jerry reinsdorf does to your team
How many are we going to see this at Dodger Stadium this season?
>>154000057>caring about basketball in any way
>>154000101turns out if you dont enforce rules, the players and coaches just do whatever they want
>>154000109NOW THERE'S A BIG LAD
>>153999998Missed it by that much. Twice.
>>154000133>bulls>cubs>bearsIm sensing a pattern here…
>>154000140Japan on Mexican violence? I dunno they're kind of on the same team, no?
>>154000158The Gary Cubs has a nice sound to it
the 2025 rockies have a higher win% than 4 NBA teams (13% of the league)
>>154000140i would pay thousands for this to happen to me and this guy gets it for free. not fair
>>153999888White Sox are my dark horse to make a wild card. Screencap it
>>154000057>figure skating championshipsthis is a meme right? niggas ain't really suffering through figure skating to watch a 20 something do a few spins right?
why did Manfred fuck the Reds?
>>154000175son you post AI slop who are you to criticize what anyone else finds entertaining
My wife wants to take both our bulls to Opening Day, but I don't want to buy tickets for both of them. What should I do?
We only lost last year because we had no pitching in the wildcard but now we have it so we should sweep the Stankees in the WC.
>>154000057my kings are turbo ass. my lakers are excellent but I can't stand how the modern game is played. you're only saying that because of the new gen z hotness. baseball has my heart
>>154000076thank you historian anon
>>154000183Bodied that Silicon Valley FREAK
>>154000151For you
>>154000183Am I really suppose to believe that a bunch of redpilled dudes who love sports are now all figure skating fans because of some coon girl? This is an elaborate troll
You think you are safe now, you are not. You'll be seeing quite a bit of The Boys In Royal Blue this season.
>>154000151
>>154000126AHEM
>>154000278mlbwebcast nigga jesus how do you not know this already
are we watching the metties?
>>154000278mlbwebcastsportsurgestreameaststreamupfreestreamslivewhen in doubt just google "mlbstreams" until you find a working site
>>154000278
>>154000175The orange cat was hitting him on purpose. There's no way he misses that many times by mistake
>>154000278>he didn't beg his entire friend group for a t-mobile codeI finally got one, and it was a bud I gave a bunch of free electronics to last year.
>>154000309>friend group
who is the >mest fat joe gonna be?
>>154000140Simp army coming to the rescue
Got MLB TV but probably going to break out the $100 for my local team simply so I can watch the entire season about town without having to pull up my private streamer who doesn't seem to give a shit about sports these days. Damn shame but at least I can guarantee seeing it while shitting on a public toilet.
Anyone tried yaroa before?
>>154000309That's useless anyways because your local team is blacked out
>>154000347
>>154000336>while shitting on a public toiletwho does this? i cannot tell you the last time i had to do this (outside of a hotel/workplace/etc). i shit in the morning like clockwork. do people just randomly have to take a shit at different times throughout the day and have to do it at mcdonalds/walmart?
>>154000336im also spending extra on my teams RSN should be a good season......hopefully
>>154000347kek this nigga has room temp IQ
>>154000352I've conditioned myself to always shit st work multiple times a day
Didn’t this guy ruin the Mets clubhouse last year? Why are they honoring him?
>>154000383Because he is subservient to Israel
>>154000352It was a hypothetical but why not? Just in case, I'm prepared.
>>154000383i thought he was a yankees fan because they actually win mets are pathetic
>>154000352One time I was in San Francisco and just did some tourist boat ride thing and had to shit so bad so I used the toilet at the boat terminal. It was so nasty and the tp was so thin and I couldn’t clean up all the way so I had to walk back to my hotel with a poop encrusted butt that was itchy and painful… I still remember how refreshing the shower was to clean up.Anyway go Astros.
>Mests are the first game of the dayOver so early...
>>154000383fake news. its netanyahu
My brother works for the sneks and offered to fly me and my parents to Doyer stadium for opening night when the Doyers raise their banner. I said no because work wouldn’t let me leave, but in reality I said no on principle because it’s the Doyers, but it real reality I actually kinda did want to go but work actually legitimately did say I couldn’t have the time off.
>>154000394>i thought he was a yankees fan because they actually winOnly out of spite from being denied access to the NFL. He's a seething buckbroken golem.
>>154000355>>154000351VPNs don't work on mobile
>>154000437yes they do, well at least PIA does
>>154000383its what his pal jeff would have wanted
>>154000442PFMA works too
>>154000433That’s like a once in a life opportunity man But I guess Mr. Coinberg wouldn’t allow it
>>154000437
Could a kind anon direct me to a place where I could watch a full replay of my team's game? Opening didn't start yet. I can't catch watch it live since first pitch is like 2:30am.
my meeting scheduled to overlap with the game just got rescheduledyeah I'm thinkin it's baseball time
Doyers are live tonight
>going to opening day is a once in a lifetime opportunity kek doyerpacos
what's the ball juice level for this season?
Cal got sponsored by Nu Barance and some Tokyo/Miami ice cream place this offseason.
>>154000496cant you just get fubo with your oil gibs?
>>154000496>Could a kind anon direct me to a place where I could watch a full replay of my team's game?mlb.tv is unironically your only real option. pirate streamers only show live games.
>>154000433>brother works for the sneksthat's cool, without doxxing him what's his job?
>>154000503
>>154000526Second base
He’s back!
>>154000526he's the yiffer
>>154000509kek so true
>>154000520I'd get MLBTV but since the war started my employer freaked out and laid me off. I can't afford MLBTV right now.>>154000525Figured as much. Shame.
Doyer bros I just woke up let's rock and roll
>>154000526marte's fluffer
>>154000532detroit was a bootlegging hub during prohibition
>>154000558>another one of those nasty statues is getting addedFUG :DDD
Thoughts?
>>154000566Feels like the entire reds lineup is hinging on two of the biggest strikeout merchants in baseball, not hatin’ just sayin’.
>>154000566i would love the sux to lose but it isnt happening
>>154000544Can’t join em, beat em o algo
>>154000558yasssss qweeeeeenn lets goooo
>>154000566McClain, Elly, Geno, Steer, Noelvi, and Ke’Bryan are all good or great players I’ve heard of before. Abbot? Forget about it. Good pitching lab there as well.
>>154000588me on the left
>>154000496whats your team? are they on an rsn?
>>154000592me on the right
>>154000566I don't watch a lot of Reds baseball (not my team), but it's cool to see Sal Stewart in the starting lineup. Sorry about Hunter Green. Anyways, it looks like a fun lineup.
>>154000557haha
>have to bum a peacuck login to watch game live
Should there be 11 gamethreads for today?
>my buddy is begging for my peacock login again..
>my grandkids keep talking about their pee cocks
FINAL PREDICTION FOR MUH METSIES>Peralta goes 2 runs over 5 IP>Bichette and Semien show up>Benge hits the ball four times but none of them leave the infield>Devin Williams blows the save following an error from Polanco at first base and Mets lose 5-3.
My Shitcongo HUWHITE Sox will have a winning record this season.Screencap this.
>>154000629Every thread on /sp/ should be a baseball thread
did he died?
>>154000599Royals. I don't know what you mean by rsn.
>>154000646>ass kraken fandeath would be preferable
>ERG was a saudi sheik this entire time
>>15400032350
Sloppas…
God I love opening day. Only day of the year i allow myself to have irrational hope.
>>154000637>>154000650wtf
>>154000702he's a silver tongued arab
>>154000702Rich Saudi princes don't have to follow the rules. That's just how it works.
>>154000707But enough about the mayor of NYC
mets!
>Paul SkenesAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why do people treat mom Donnie like he’s the leader of the goddamn fucking free world or some shit important? he still answers to Donald J Trump president of the United States of America first and foremost.>Mom Dannie
mlb weebcast stream is not working =[
>first game of opening day>Pirates vs Mets>first game on NBC in decades >first shot is of dodger stadium However much you hate the media it’s not enough
>>154000740working well for me
>>154000738Because he’s based and trump is a literal Israeli golem at this point.
>>154000743Mets get claim over every ring from the Dodgers + Giants. Cope.
Is Livvy there?
>no Cutch
>>154000745tf it just won't play
That's my Ace
>>154000751now that's good b8
>>154000763that damned smile..
>>154000770Kiss em. Should’ve stayed in NY.
>>154000752Some one get her some antiperspirant. No one wants some bitch that sweats that much
>ywn eat lauren shehottys smash burgerwhy live?
>>154000764just gotta jump around until you find something that works. it was shit for me last night and couldn't be cleaner today for whatever reason.
i love being american broseven with whats going on
fail anthem
Frogniggas o'brian for opening day... PLAY BAL!!!
>>154000801What's going on?
>>154000798yea one of them finally worked, still in "event about to start" mode thougheverbeit
Your 2026, New Look, MAGA Mets!
>>154000566>they're still shitty
>>154000801feels fucking incredible. This july 4th is going to be amazing with the 250th events going on.
>>154000813The MAGAS were traded away
>>154000813>the bad makeup jobkek
>>154000808economy is fucked
>>154000801same. you can still figure out a way to get by, move to most any part of the country and not worry about bombs overhead or where to get food.
>>154000801>>154000816based oathtakers
>>154000801Nothing is going on>>154000825
more like juan joto
Wheres trump?
>>154000813Based
Reminder if your #1 starter today didn't make this image then they're NOT an ace.
lmaoooo
>>154000825Still better than....every other economy.Try Russia's.
>>154000823>BWAH GAWD ITS CHYNA
>>154000829>things you have taken for granted your entire life that we purposely deprive the rest of the world of
>NBC in charge of unmuting microphones
it’s 115 pee cock why aren’t we starting
GREAT START NBC!
>>154000850Gotta fit in more ads!
>>154000839wow YY must have finished in the top-2 for the national league cy young award if there are only 2 national league pitchers and paul skenes won it...
My local NBC is airing the Pirates. Feelsgoodman
YOUR 2026 NEW YORK METS
>>154000844t. Barksdale Air Force Base commander this week
>>154000847there are times for fighting and there are times to lay low and bide your time. just have to persevere.
what is it like being a yankee fan in Louisiana?
Bo's gonna be an average player, which is good 'cause they had some really bad one last year. He's average because he can hit the ball but doesn't do a great job of stopping runs. He'll probably score a couple of hits, but he'll also mess up and make a mistake when it counts the most, so it kind of evens out.
>>154000866>AI hatkek
>>154000867i don't know what this means, i just watch sports and movies
Go Mets>>154000866Die gookloverbitchboy.
>empty parking lot at shea stadium
>>154000874Bo's going to be at first before the end of the year and baty will be the permanent 3rd baseman as he should be.
>>154000874get used to GIDPs, he does that a lot
>in charge of on time motherfucking starts
DA METS
Pirates have their first ever $100 million dollar roster - My Mariners were the first team to LOSE 100 games with a $100 million dollar roster 20 years ago.
>>154000902>no pipi
Be honest with me, is the mest pitching staff any good this year?
>>154000916Well yeah but the mariners just kinda suck no matter what they do.
>>154000921Nope
>>154000921Who do they have besides Freddy “130 innings” Peralta?
>>154000921Better than last year if Senga doesn't absolutely suck
mets infield is some slop
Mets gonna lead the league in errors this season, aren’t they?
Frauddie Peralta
Where are you guys watching baseball from? Your local TV or radio station?
>laz diaz
>>154000943Not while the Yankees exist
It's over for the Mets
>>154000928>>154000929>>154000930Thoughts on a potential dick lovelady return?
Peralta washed, Mets losing 100 games.
and outfield
>nbc already confused Cruz and Peralta fucking hacks
Luis “No Hustle” Robert Jr
it begins
The Mets have been ELIMINATED from postseason contention.
lol mets
Da mets loooooose
IT'S OVER
FAGGets kek!
mest>mestmest>mestmest>mestmest>mestmest>mest
FAGGETS KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well this is NOT good
klenkKLENK!livvy boyz on da board
>right into Utley's cornerPennsylvania Connection ensuring the Mets never make the 'yoffs again.
mets defending is meeting expectations so far I see
kek faggets kek
It’s overSee y’all in 2027
>trading the farm for 100 innings of frauddie peralta FAGGets kek!!!
El Troll will gun his azz down
OMFG>MEST
oh nonononono
HESULDUSABILLAGOODSANHESTUCKITRIGHTUPAHREAENDS
OMG
Pierat Power
hi, i've been away for awhile. is andy van slyke still on the bucs?
oh my god im scared! mets is over...
I thought they weren't going to put the strike zone on the broadcasts.
Mets collapse already? What a disgrace. I mean really bro, this Stearns boy genius guy doesn't have a clue.
Somebody check in on Frank the Tank
Mets are going to buck break paul squeems
billagoods status?
>>154000702There's always been two Saudis in these /mlb/ threads. Me, the White Sox fan, and the other a Royals fan.I don't post often anymore because the Captchas are getting out of control.
We're so done without alonso.
kek doyerpacos
MEST KEK
skenes with the maddux strike zone bay beeeeeee
>THEY TRUSTED LUIS ROBERTLOL
>>154001052you've been around a while, but I feel like you disappeared for a couple seasons
>ball five
>lindoodoo saved by the ump
>>154001064kenk
mets tie the game here
The Mets might not win a single game this year
>>154001052also, the captchas get progressively easier and they don't make you solve as many of them once you've posted for a while.
Mets are BACK baby BACK!
>yeah, deploy the rotating proxy and fill the thread with anti-Mets sentiment, that’ll show em.
Are we back
Lindor was out at 3rd, but we'll take it
what the fuck was lindumb thinking
>jogging to thirdDisrespectful.
>>154001090Mine are all really easy.
>>154000748>Because he’s basedmega based
>>154001094kek so true
>mets cheating already
>>154001090I see. I'll try posting more often. The other problem is that my IP is constantly range banned so I have to do more captchas to post images.No joke it took me 16 captchas to post Shinji alone.
>>154001075Look at their record and can you blame him?
>>154001100wait how was that fucking safe, donated run right there from umpy
>>154001103Does the size of your hat dictate what tier of Jew you are?
>yankucks think this is bad
Skenes is washed.
so all the garbage teams are playing first?
kwab
>>154001064No, that's too much kek
Skenes already 20/90 pitches 1 out into the first.
>skeenz
no ABS challenge ticks on the 'bug?
>>154000544my favorite white player :)
based polo swinging bunt
New York Metropolitans Baseball
ok i'm already bored. ping me when yams or may are on the hill
>>154000646most functional kraken fan
>>154001122>94 rbi kek, garbage time
HEYHO....LET'S GO!!
Skenes gonna get pulled in the first!
>>154001102>>154001107some of the ones they use when they don't know where the posts are originated from are legitimately pretty difficult and they make you figure out a bunch of them. once they "vet" you the captchas become the easy ones and there aren't as many of them.
This is an elite AB from La Pantera
Even if he strikes out this is a crazy at bat from Lu Bob
I got wings pre-ordered for 2:30Baseball teams for this feel?
my pirates :)
>25 pitches>1 out in the firstall according to keikaku
fraudwatch has started for skenes
great AB that
Robert Jr was ass last year, how did the Mets fix him???
GIDP inc
>>154001199aaron chudge and his consequences
>>154001194thinking long and hard about whether I should order pizzas for tonioght
Skenes is so fucking shook
tf is Skenes doing?
>>154001201By not being the White Sox
skenes is shook. probably caught livvy deepthroating cruz's bbc
>>154001201Browner clubhouse, probably feels at home in the new cartel environment.
LGTSS>pitchers
>>153997234Let’s go pirates
LETS FUCKING GO
>12 pitch walkgonna need some loubob maymays, pronto
Baty the great white hope
BAT Y
IT'S OVERRRRRRRRRRRR
Skenes is a bust
Why doesn't skenes just throw in the big floating box in front of the batter?
>Paul Skidmarks
BULLPEN WARMING UP
batychads we are so fucking back
BATY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>skenes cucked and can't pitch anymore
>starting a bad infielder at center
>Another 100 loss season for the Pirates incoming
>dominican outfielders
Why did you guys tell me Skenes was good
BATY BOMB (doubles version) Skenes is so fucking finished.>CruzLmao
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO BATYCHADS REPORT IN
>Skenes allowing Luis BUSTbert Jr. to draw walkTrade this BUM in your fantasy squads NOW
no...NO!!!
oh boy
LMAOOOOOO Skenes ERA is COOOOOOOOKED
LMAO
O'NIELL CRUZ IS GAMBLING!!!
>huge knockers redhead
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
great hustle cruz!
>ohno Cruzkek. kek!
>it was 2-0Never doubt on my Metsies on opening day
LMAO PIRATES
Good hustle there from Cruz
nigger
>all the WBC players are dog shit
why not wear sunglasses?
>>154001044>>154001044>>154001044erm... what did he know?!
>>154001245>>154001233incredibly based
put his ass in the minors
skenes is getting cucked by a black man
>what are unearned runs
Send Benge back down
Benge does not belong here bro
I don't mind Carson K'ing there. He's probably a little amped and was trying to do too much.
top fucking kek
NU>>154001282>>154001282
Skenes is off
oh fuck they've pulled him in the first
>HBP >HBP >HBP >HBP >HBP >HBP >HBP >HBP >HBP lmao
>skidmarks can't even 1 inning
>>154001201He was good last year, Robert's problem will always be him pulling something in his leg, missing 2 months and then have that injury dog him for the rest of the year.
>>153997234Lmaooo who had the sports bet on Skenes getting ass raped and pulled in the first inning?
>judge>webb>skenes>players that participated in the wbc is having a shitty start of the season kekini
>>154001331At least none of them played for USA right?
pitchers IP H ER BB K PC-ST ERAP. Skenes 0.2 4 5 2 1 37-26 67.50
>>153997234My pirates ):
Did Livvy get the ick.
>March 26th 2027, Neo Los Angeles, Caliphate of America>Tarik Skubal (PBUH) takes the mound for the Neo Los Angeles Doyers against the Ruins of York Yankees
>>154001446>October 13th>The Mega Detroit Tigers will be looking to sweep the Chicagoland Cubbie Bears to win their 6th World Series>The Tigers using cloning technology have dominated the league with Hank Greenberg 2.0, Ty Cobb 2.0, The Mechanical Man 2.0, Black Mike 2.0, and a platoon of their hall of fame pitchers>since Congress was dissolved and no ruling can be made they are claiming since the rulebooks says nothing about a Clone playing baseball it is okay referencing Airbud>Other teams are working hard to clone their own Hall of Fame teams
