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Habs Edition
Last time >>153993154
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cheeky >ded wongs to begin the thread
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It’s a big day for college hockey
UConn vs Michigan state in 4 hours
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The Jackies beat the Habs tonight or my name's Susan
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TODAY IS A HUGE DAY FOR COLLEGE HOCKEY
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>>153999443
>laffs
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>rags
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yzersham bros how are we feeling
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>laffs
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>>153999450
I hope Merrimack wins it all
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my hawkies play tonight :)
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>>153999476
Pretty good. The Yzerplan is right on schedule. Only a few more years to go before we're a few years away from making the playoffs
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it feels like only yesterday
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They're calling it the worst thursday night lineup of all time
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>>153999450
For me it's Quinnipiac
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>>153999527
we can see the oilers and habs both lose which would be spicy
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Its Autism night in Vancouver tonight bros
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>>153999539
what changes?
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> The Shanaplan is right on schedule. Only a few more years to go before we're a few years away from starting the next rebuild, after we complete the one we're starting today, as the last one has ended. 70 more years and we should be done.
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/hoc/ should have an autism night
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>>153999547
First 500 fans get chinese finger traps
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>>153999589
what changes
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>>153999605
We act like autistic retards for a night
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>>153999605
Flames themed threads only
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>>153999609
Act?
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me on the bottom
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>>153999625
>when you drop a nickel in tel aviv
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>>153999589
my flysies have an autism room
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>>153999625
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>>153999640
Right in the kisser!
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Gorilla hail in Ohio today stay safe bros
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>>153999668
It's like 70 degrees in Ohio
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>>153999668
thats gotta weigh as much as a car
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>>153999704
That's almost as much as an average American!
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>>153999675
It's 45 in New Hampshaw, must be nice to be that warm
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>>153999704
Ive never weighed a gorilla before or a car for that matter so I dont know
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>>153999751
It's going to be back in the 40s this weekend. We get crazy fluctuations this time of year
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>>153999764
you've stood on a scale before, dont be shy about it
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>>153999770
It's going to be in the 20s this weekend here, but that's pretty normal this time of year
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>>153999777
I wish I was a car that would be pretty dope
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>>153999764
i just figured a gorillas gotta be half as big as a car and although metal is probably heavier than ice the ice is frozen and no air inside. most of a cars volume is air
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>>153999789
I would drive you :3
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>vegass slowly realizing that marner is an assist merchant and cannot and will not do anything on his own
Better late them never, I guess!
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>>153999817
just wait until they see him shrivel under the pressure playoffs bring
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>>153999817
Is this the cope that laffs fans are going with while giving their top 10 draft pic to the ruins?
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>>153999589
every night on /hoc/ is autism night.
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>>153999817
>The highly celebrated set-up man....sets people up
How scandalous
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Mitch always the bridesmaid never the bride Marner setting up another first round exit for 22 lucky men
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>>153999817
>posted from Toronto
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>>153999999
Oh the irony
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>>153999999
>vegass
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>>153999999
sexts of truth right here
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>>153999999
Marner runs /sp/
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>>153999999
/hoc/ runs /sp/
gonna drop a killer two day marner to celebrate
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>>153999999
/hoc/ runs /sp/
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>>153999999
oof
marnerbros.... even those who defend us by mocking the laffs are struggling to re-frame the narrative
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>>153999999
brb gonna drop a YUGE Marner to celebrate /hoc/ continuing to run /sp/
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Reminder that Michigan State vs UConn starts at 1:30 EST
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>>153999999
looking at those digits, very nice
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>>153999963
JEN
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>>153999658
Better than the alternatives
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>>153999489
I'm also rooting for them to pull off some massive upsets! :)
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F
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>>153999527
>teds vs habs
>pens vs sens
>stors vs jlmi
>soilers vs vegass
>collegepuck
I'm happy
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>>153999751
It's hit the 60s later
t. 01810
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>>154000230
Vaxxed?
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>>154000248
That's not NH, I fucking hate massholes, no offense
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>>153999675
same here in >rags territory
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>>154000230
>only 41
rip
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>>154000261
none taken. we suck
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imagine being so far ahead of the competition that they want to put you in a category of your own
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>>154000335
This retard is going to win the Norris because the PHWA is full of dipshits.
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>>154000304
You should never apologize though, always be proud even if you are a faggot.
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>>154000335
The biggest issue Bouch has is his literal physical appearance IMO. If he looked more like Viktor Hedman then 3/4 of the complaints about him would go by the wayside. Bouch's issue is that he looks perma-fried, and plays a kind of California stoner relaxed style of hockey that leads to a lot of his mistakes looking way worse than they actually are. His strong suits are being calm and collected with the puck under pressure, but those nerves of steel also give people the impression he doesn't give a crap
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>>153999632
Calgary will have 10 autism rooms in their new arena
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oh >laffs
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Mindbroken franchise
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>>154000396
love that they made the blacks gay
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>>154000384
and how many urinal troughs?
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>>154000411
that's my favourite part of the whole thing lmao
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>>154000384
Isn't the whole arena technically an autism room if it's full of Flamiacs?
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>>154000396
Predator pride night is a little too on the nose isnt it
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The Bruins will make the playoffs
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COLLEGE TOURNEY IN ONE BONG
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>>154000396
#predators in the community
>>154000390
he's going to minnesota actually
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>>154000390
Utah would be the best for him.
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>>154000479
Could he fit into mormon country? They wouldn't accept his zestiness and drug use
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My penguins ):
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>>154000468
Thanks for the reminder
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>>153999999
Checked
>>154000000
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Go KALPA
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>>154000495
are they going to make the playoffs? (y/n)
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>>154000514
Idk they need to win at least 6 more games but they keep losing like retards and players keep getting hurt. They have games vs the senators, red wings, and islands coming up and if they lose any of those it’s probably over for them.
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>>154000507
Only to lose to Ilves
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every team in the league is shit except for [insert name]
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>>154000487
They are way zestier than you think over there
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>>154000570
Flames
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>>154000514
Crosby is never making playoffs again
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>>154000584
Just like my islanders
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Total possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it
>Canadians
112
>blue jackets
109
>bruins
108
Penguins
108
>senators
107
>red wings
106
>islanders
105
>flyers
104
>capitals
99
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>>154000612
Great post
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is it gay fag AIDS month already
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>>154000616
Thank you
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Probably never working again bros
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>>154000639
did you win the lottery?
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>>154000570
Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
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>>154000651
Nah, I wish
I'm just giving up lmao
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>>154000396
>Predators Pride Night
So... Normal Pride Night?
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>>154000665
JEN
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Our Sennies :)
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After careful consideration I have decided to be a Canucks fan
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>>154000664
You could intern for Gary
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>>154000772
>reverse bandwagoning
Idk how I feel about this
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>>154000772
I'm sorry for your loss
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>>154000775
I'll apply when he starts offering free coffee
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>>154000772
what compels a man to make such a mistake?
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>>154000783
>>154000791
>>154000807
They are very similar to my Gold Coast Titans in that they have never won anything meaningful in their entire existence, so I identify with them spiritually
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>>154000797
He gives us 3% off sometimes
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>Thomas Chabot out 6-8 weeks with broken arm

Thanks Gary
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>>154000775
I have mind cancer
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Didn’t ask
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Will the Flames ever lose again?
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>>154001055
marner's gonna show out for his crush
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I've got a marner ready to show out.
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>>154001091
mcdavid belongs to draisaitl
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>>154001091
the duality of man
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I love Bussi
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>>154001091
Both on rags soon.
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>>154001159
Is he rookie of the year?
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Hurricanes and aves Stan Leeb owl
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gary still hasn't dropped the puck in the 1:30p ncaa game
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>>154001268
His agents operate everywhere
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>>154001268
hockey is for women like this
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>>154000684
suck
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>>154001369
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>>154001091
The marner my cat just buried in the litter box had as many pp goals as mitchy
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>>154001369
didn't ask, dingus
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>>154001369
>laffs
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>>154001485
you didnt have to, the door was left open
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>>154001215
Nah Buffalo and mammoths finals
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Behold our latest campaign.
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>>154001520
blame their mayor
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>>154001551
you want low viewership Gary? Thats how you get the lowest viewings in recent history
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Merrimack big under dog story there hahammghaha
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the nerve of these avsfags spewing hate on anything pride related when they look like this
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>>154001727
is this a tr00n?
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>2 games yesterday
>13 games today
>2 games tomorrow
why is gary so retarded?
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The gym tv has collegepuck on :)
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>>154001760
he dresses up like a woman
his assves dress up like nordiques
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>>154001584
Jen
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>>154001764
>3nba games tonight
you dont need to be smart to know gary is a nba crony
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business idea: head coach contracts count towards the salary cap
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huskies score :)
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>>154001858
Now they’re on the pp :)
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>>154001548
>laffs
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msu playing like absolute shit lmao
poor augustine, at least he's getting a preview of detroit life
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poor corey he dindu nuffin
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>>154001958
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>>154001947
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what a disgusting goal
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what a disgusting team in detoilet
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>laffs
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they are awfully sensitive in detoilet
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>Samir mentioned. I'm down (xher esophagus).
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Marner should go to detoilet
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>>154001958
It’s karma for defiling bedard
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>>154002043

>laffs
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Who here /FrozenFour/?
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>>154002279
we here
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msu taking penalties like retards
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Another benulty for my sparties
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>Flyers ready to sign Martone if he loses
Flyer bros...I'm conflicted...
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>OnHockey buffering every 5 seconds
Fuck this nigger website
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Lindstrom is fucking garbage jesus
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>>154002415
johnny aint in heaven. johnnys down there
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>>154002415
i really wanted him but 10 points in 30 games as a 20yo is not #4 overall material
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>>154002395
our future flysie just scored :)
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Spartgods
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hate umich so much i root for sparty
great, unselfish play there, kicking the leg for a pass is great
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knights play
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idea: the other 30 team GMs and captains vote on suspension lengths
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>>153999442
holy shit i capped that pic on my phone, never realized how pixelated it is
heres a new one
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>>154002558
I think he's Nolan Patrick, I'm sure there was a player there but his body fell apart humpty dumpty style
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avgn is bald
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almost time for another scheduled sharks loss!
at some point Macklin needs to relax and start scoring again. maybe he's been having some drama with his boyfriend.
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Cool beans. Let's see Bednar cook up some funky lines.
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they're gonna turn marner into a sissy
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>>154003364
>turn into
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fresh out of the oven
what am i doing with my life
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>>154003440
great use of practice morgan
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are there black cock fans on /hoc/?
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>>154003476
no
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>>154003476
i'm an oilers fan
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>>154003476
Mutts law
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If my penguins lose today it’s probably over for them ):
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>>154003697
youve just made a very powerful Heated Rival my friend
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>>154003956
You better cheer extra loud for them!
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Don't feel like showering
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overdrive debating sweet & sour vs bbq sauce on mcnuggies
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>>154003476
they ran off ages ago
got bullied in /hoc/ and then stopped making game threads lol
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>>153999999
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>>154004056
its the hot mustard that wins
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>>154004052
Smelly retard
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>Florida Panthers forward Matthew Tkachuk was spotted casually drinking at the Elbo Room bar in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, with NHL stars Quinn Hughes, Kirill Kaprizov, Brock Faber, Matt Boldy, and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, captured on the bar's public livestream.
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>>154004056
sweet & sour guy
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>>154003708
don't damage your nails chiraqsister
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>>154004151
kittybros....
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>>154004093
Correct
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>>154003697
holy fuck what a disgusting creature
how do these things even breed when that's what they have to look at
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>>154004079
When my parents gave my my first hockey jersey when I was a kid my mom repeatedly told me to stay away from candles and other open flames because the jersey qas highly flammable
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Jay Woodcroft masterclass tonight against the flamesies
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heading to work i'll probably touch base with you guys in 2 and a half hours when the other guy leaves
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>>153999442
I wonder what he thinks about jaffle makers.
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>>154004707
i'd love to stick your head in that, bruce
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>>154004707
what does the grilled cheese machine have to do with My Islanders?
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eagles/reggies game one live on youtube in 40 bings
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Pitspok better fuckin win tonight. Same with Dallas. I think Habs are due for a loss.
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>>154004770
It's not a sandwich press, it makes toasty uncrustables (or crustables, I guess, if you leave the crust on). Obviously this is relevant to My Islanders.
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>>154004707
That looks so good
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>>154004614
aight bro keep us posted!!
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>>154004614
Stay strong bro!
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My spartans > my ded wongs
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What would you have done if your team had lost the 1st home game in a 7 game playoff series, was up 5-0 in the 2nd home game and lost that game 5-6?
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>>154005814
I’d think they were chokers. Granted my team blew a 3-1 lead in playoffs
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>>154005785
UConn is more of a basketball school
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>>154005814
holy kollaps
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>>154005814
>5-0
the most dangerous lead
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>>154005814
probably making death threats on hfboards
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battle of the by's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC8t0_RxmGY
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My teds with a big game today
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>pissconsin losing to dartmouth
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>>154006485
Dartmouth should lose for rejecting me >:(
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is it up yet
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eagles scaaaar
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>>154005967
So are my spartans 2bh
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>>154000390
the dynasty begins with matthews on mcdavid's line

he shall be delivered soon
inshallah
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first period solves nothin' in st. jaahn's
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>>154007359
i think he'd jump in front of a bus if he went to another canadian market
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>rags
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>Providunce
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buddy jr. has the crowd roarin
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>>154007707
What do you think about the Q league adding a team from Lewiston, Maine? I'm a fan of US teams in the CHL myself
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>>154007805
I didn't know that Lewiston will have a team. I'll have to check them out
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>blackhawks draft bedard
>they fucking suck ass

Is bedard unironically a bust
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>>154007923
yes. celebrini is the chosen zoomer
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>>154007841
I think it's just talk right at the moment, but that sort of thinking builds interest
Seattle and Salt Lake City were just talk a few years ago, and now they almost look like hockey towns already
>>154007923
It may well just be how bad Chicago is presently that's making him look bad
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big green's still looking formidable out here
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>scorefull draw in St John's
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>>154007923
Id bust in bedard's mom if you know what I mean
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I know what he means, and I think he's got a shot, he should go for it
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A very early congratulations to Quinnipiac
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>>154008131
For me, it's his sister
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>>154008250
They're making it look easy
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774133665287123.mp4
mon Habitants... it's time
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>>154008375
hiroshimoot needs to include sound in webms/mp4s
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>>154008399
that was the best part of posting on sharty /hoc/
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>6:00 advertised start time
>it is now 6:04
>more commercials just started
Thanks a fuckin' lot gary!
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>>154008373
Hockey East is a weak conference
>change my mind
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Jackeye will never play for the Habs again it seems
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>>154008425
imagine living in any time zone that isn't est or pst
can't be me
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/KRAK/
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>>154008443
>imagine having only White neighbors
Could be, and is, me.
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My penguins need a win badly
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>>154008428
I'm starting to believe you
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Sup bros just got Enchantress leveled up to 20 right in time for puck drop
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>>154008460
Need a pitspok and dallas win
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what's next week's april fools gimmick going to be?
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>>154008493
website turns into reddit for 1 day.
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>>154008507
ill kms
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>>154008493
idk but there hasn't been a good one since candy contest
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>>154008493
I hope it’s not shit like last year
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>>154008464
I know UMass had a Cinderella season recently, and the Terriers and Eagles have clout and all
>but UConn just got womped by Sparty, and I predict Merrimack gets scapled but the Mighty Fighting Sioux here in a bong or so
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>>154008493
April /fur/'s day, but with no "massacre" at the end. And the board sticks around permanently.
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>>154008493
they're going to geoblock the third world for a day
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Fantilli hit the post :(
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>>154008507
I can't wait to upvote my favorite /hoc/ posts
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>the windy city
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OH BUT IT WOULD NOT GO!!!!!!!!
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>>154008569
Yeah the division is fucked
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>the steel city
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>>154008586
I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. And isn't it windy in all cities? Surely, we can't just call one of the the windy city.
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>the solar city
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>>154008576
based
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my flysies :)
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>>154008603
I was actually semi-rooting for Black Bears earlier in the year, it was wonky af
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my hawkies :(
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my islanders :)
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>cow town
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Sensies :)
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>spaghetti noodles
>shredded parmesan cheese
>frozen (oven-baked) chicken-fried-chicken patties
Eatin' like a mob boss tonight, boys.
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>>154008429
sad
big dick olivier is free to bully our short kings
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>>154008688
so what, no fucking ziti now?
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>>154005814
Pretty sure my oily boys have done that
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>>154008688
You know you can microwave the tendies now
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Jackies need a goal with all this zone time
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>>154008688
Yum. I could go for some chicken parm
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>>154008718
not if I want them crispy and with melted cheese on top.
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buddy
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based reffies just put a black man in the penalty box.
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struble? b-but?
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
RARE STRUBLE GOAL
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STRUBLE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>154008688
Mob boss either has this made at a restaurant that comps all his meals for protection or has it made at home from scratch by his trophy wife
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>>153999442
>Another game with Xhekaj benched
>another game getting our asses tossed around

Why is St. Louis like this?
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C'mon Jet :(
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>>154008760
I, too, watch the sopranos.
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xhakey sis
not like this
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>>154008760
>by his trophy wife
No, either his or somebody else's aged Mother, who makes it just like the Old Country
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>>154008493
All Americans turn into pigs like in spirited away
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>>154008741
cute :3
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>>154008780
Turn into?
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>>154008778
I wish I were Italian so much
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OH SHIT QINNIPIAC WTF ARE YOU DOING FUCGGG!!!!!!
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>>154008780
jen
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I wish it wasn't so hard to upvote posts on this website, you guys make such compelling arguments.
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>>154008832
thanks, man
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>>154008832
90% of /hoc/ posts are a grade
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Jackies tie it up :)
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>>154008493
Bring back candy teams
>Peep Pride!
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>>154008813
they're choking hard
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>>154008806
that's unhealthy
May I ask what you happen to be? Where's your heritage?
>I'm a Scotch-Irish pikey and fiercely proud of it, m8
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I wish it wasn't so hard to downvote posts on this website, you guys make such dogshit arguments.
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>>154008832
I would buy gold for every /hoc/ post
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>>154008776
>Struble misses his guy leading to a tie
You ate those words quickly BBCqueen fren
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>>154008853
Grade F
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>>154008905
/hoc/ convinced me to listen to pink floyd in pompeii
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>>154008905
now that's a bit uncalled for
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>>154008945
Did you listen to the album or watch the movie? cause they're both good
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>>154008945
>HEY! NIGGER! LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!
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>>154008905
*downvotes*
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>>154008935
/hoc/ is full of honor students and ap scholars
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>>154008983
*updoots*
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My Big Green, lads
>not like this =(
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i know a thing or two about a thing or two
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>>154008989
I was so smart they put me on a special bus!
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>most dangerous draw in Atlanta
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Why the Jackets want to win this game. It's not even a hockey city.
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>>154008507
They already did that.
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Three weeks we've been talking about the olympics. What are you people, on DOPE?
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>>154009066
They WANT to be a hockey city
>but the stink of Ohio, so we shun them
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the only thing i know is that you need to get pucks in deep
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>>154009079
Yes, some good shit, do you want some??
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>>154009005
FUCK DARTMOUTH
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My Bolts looking like shit
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>>154009082
Raped bitch
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watching willmack edits on my phone while bedard's on the big screen
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My Wilds can't buy a fuckin' goal tonight. So many bad bounces
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>>154008250
But most importantly, Bobcats, thanks for not making me look foolish
>Enjoy the next Round
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>>154009126
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>Hockey Weak
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>>154009165
No wonder Merrimack was able to win
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IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!

>gg, Badgers
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>>154009184

They're about to get it
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business idea: move to /nhl/ so trb's retarded spam becomes off topic
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business idea: shut the fuck up you whiny little fucking fag
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business idea: thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>krakheads beating the blots
JEN
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>gets /sp/artan and sharty flashbacks
be careful what you wish for
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>>154009236
>My Nuckies love 4chud
:DDD
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>>154009245
I had a great time on sharty with sharks bro
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>>154009236
aka anime night
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Business idea: I will throw my poopy briefs at bud and call him a retard
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>>154009262
I missed you guys so much. I'm so happy that we'll have a proper bracket this year
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>>154009283
Yeah right
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>>154009236
I don't get what this is. do they just stop the goal horns and tell everyone to be quiet
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>the tiny little teepee of Dartmouth
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my avies :)
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>>154009274
excellent post. /hoc/ rocks briefs
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>>154009328
No
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>muuhhhh sofpoooosaaaays :))))))
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>>154009330
But do they rock marner'd briefs?
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i go commando like gary
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st. cloud fake habs
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>>154009316
lol fucking nerds
not even that good at being nerds either
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remember when yale won the natty
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St. Cloud has had that logo longer than montreal has been a city.
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>>154009328
Cringe

>>154009346
Based
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eagles took game 1 on the rock
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I think /hoc/'s biggest problem is that we just forget about Gary and how great he is
>and we'd be happier reflecting on Gary, /hoc/, he's fantastic and he deserves recognition
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>>154009367
of course
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>>154009379
Gary wears the same tighty whities since cornell
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It's kind of weird that /hoc/ has so many folks following Ivy League schools
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>>154009468
I refuse to support one since they'll be my boss one day
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>>154009444
Checked
Has to be true then
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>>154009468
I'm the janitor at an ivy league school and I always solve all their equations
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can you still pay your way ro these schools like it happenend some years ago?
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FOLIGNO SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS! fuckin' finally. my fuck dude.
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>>154009492
yup. american college admissions are insanely corrupt
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>he does it for free
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Actually I get paid a lot of money to do this.
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>>154008979
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>xheattle suddenly figuring it out now that they are 5 points out of the playoffs

kwab franchise
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GET THE SHERIF
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>>154009549
my krakkies are slithering into playoffs! :)
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who even is miles wood
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biznasty more like bitchnasty
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very nearly time, children
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>>154009595
at least he's funny
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rofl
>shittsburgh
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>>154009585
Your mom knows about miles of wood
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almost had a kino goalie fight
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>>154009616
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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>>154009622
Refs deserve less
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>>154009585
that's what I call my dick, and I'm the first and only person to ever make that joke
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>he's watching the Barrie game
Omega League is for sophisticated /hoc/ watchers
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what is with espn's constant banner ads of player's career stats and nonsense that DOESN'T. FUCKING. MATTER? My fuck do I hate this fuckin' network.
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my avies :(
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>muhhh sofpoooooooooosays :(((((((((((((((((((((
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Merrimack vs North Dakota who you got?
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>>154009716
I'm rooting for Merrimack but I know North Dakota will win
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>>154009716
UND
Hockey East is weak
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Kraken kind of sneaky dirty
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can my habbies buy a single power play
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my jackies look like shit this period
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What is going on in college hockey right now, i thought the frozen four wasnt until april 9th
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>>154009716
>Merrimack
You mean Virginia?
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>puck drop not until past 21:00 EDT
fugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
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skinner is done losing
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>>154009752
top 16 is occurring right now
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>>154009752
it isn't, first round games are today and tomorrow
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Good night /hoc/
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>>154009760
Massachusetts
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sensies are getting fucking dominated right now
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>>154009774
>>154009778
Oh damn i missed it
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>>154009791
That’s good
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>>154009788
A good Catholic school
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>>154009752
The lady's side is already decided
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LETS GET BEDARDED IN HERE
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>>154009791
Yet it's it tied the penguins are a jokr
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>>154009791
unlike my islanders
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>>154009802
there's a game starting now and more tomorrow
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Did Crosby died?
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>>154009811
No, that Holy Cross over in Worcester
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>>154009828
He got mold from wearing the same jockstrap
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Auston Matthew's status?
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>>154009853
California dreaming
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>>154009853
out indefinitely (broken pussy)
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my flysies scored again :)
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>>154009853
still an illegal immigrant and wanted by ICE
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>>154009760
Merrimack is way worse academically than even somewhere like BU, which I was able to get into, so it probably has similar a cultural cachet to flying a confederate flag in massachusetts
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>>154009853
Yearning for the West Coast.
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i've seen no fewer than 4 pantards players fall on their ass in this game. This is the team gary chose as cup champs the past two seasons?
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>>154009853
excited for bogo chipotle in a couple of months
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Everyone talking about college hockey is going to feel Gary's wrath
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>>154009877
It has a reputation for being an expensive safety school
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my avies! :)
drury!
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ou est xhekaj?
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>>154009901
Gary is watching the college ice hockey, Anon
>be more like Gary, Gary is a Cosmopolitan and bon vivant -_-
enjoy the finer things in Life, Anon
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FUCKING ULLMARK
sensies need to win this game now
no garypoints
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*scores*
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>>154009954
It's just that easy
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>>154009781
Good night!
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>>154009901
I can take an intern
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islanders are so fucking boring I really hope they don't make it
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>>154009976
Calm down bill.
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nice of PK to dress in all black, now I can easily pretend that TJ Oshie is just talking to some guy offstage to his left.
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what are you guys doing
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>>154010016
watching my habs
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>>154010016
Eating beans
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>>154010016
playing Death Stranding 2
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>>154010016
watching ice hockey and smoking weed

>I can feel the puck, lads -_-
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>>154009995
JEN
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>>154010016
watching my sharks
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>>154010016
reading erased before the final collegepuck game of the night
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>>154010036
based
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>>154009995
Is this supposed to be the contemporary humor for my generation?
>I don't find it funny, but I accept it
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>>154010016
watching my flysies and some college basketball
drinking a yuengling
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>>154010055
shut up retard
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>>154010016
just got back from my kids game
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>>154010066
See, this I find funny
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why is it some dimly lit in ottawa's arena?
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>>154010073
did he win?
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>>154010091
nah they're missing 4 senior starters to injury and have to play the babbies
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>>154010111
ouch
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>>154010073
Did he get pucks in deep?
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>collage /hoc/
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TUSKS UP
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>>154010122
yeah still kept it interesting they were down 5 and coming back but ran out of time lost by 1
>>154010124
lax game
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>>154010145
sounds like a future chad
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gary's giving Miami the 1st overall pick isn't he?
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>>154010153
already is desu has big titty gf
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>>154010162
is she a clown girl?
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where didney
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>>154010162
>has big titty gf
you wife doesn't count. hiyoooooooooooo!
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>>154010169
kinda yeah she wears metal band shirts and has retarded colored hair
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>the village of North Andover
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>>154010175
he has retired so he can marry and reproduce
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>snes

it's over
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>>154010230
>>154010230
>>154010230
NEW
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My Jackies :(



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