Ducks Edition Flashback >>153999442
BOLDUC BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTdon't you dare say this was offside, don't do it to him
>>154010230
/KRAK/
Go penguins
tonight is the unexpected habbie scorers night wtfStruble and Bolduc, who would have thought
>more dangerous draw in Ottawa
Fuck
first for bud, mitch, copey, and Dominick
>>154010245Bedard is a good Christian boy. He would never smoke weed or have premarital sex >:(
TUSKS UP
>>154010257now Veleno needs one
thats not goalie int in any world.
sharks can't defend their teammates without getting penalized
>>154010266he's a girl
>>154010296No wonder Perry couldn't help himself in the showers
struble and bolduc leading the way
>>154010296imagine the heated rivalry with femme caulfield
>>154010292If they're going to take retaliation penalties, they should ensure they're justified and execute a few of the opposing players.
>Blackwood
Why does (((Gary))) keep fucking over my penguins?
>>154010311obvious slashing the fucking goalie, this league is unbelievably rigged it’s not even funny. They hate the penguins..
>>154010307lewd
>>154010323>They hate the penguinsmuch like our bud
>>154010323everyone hates the pens
>>154010311they should fire their analytics for even suggesting challenging that.
>>154010311Gary no longer cares about Crosby
IDEA:no gary points the last 10 games of the season
>>154010375BETTER IDEA: eliminate the garypoint
>>154010390
>>154010344>>154010311Crosby doesn't do any gambling commercials, does he? That's probably why.
Vancouver honoring Connor Mcdavid tonight
Do my penguins know if they lose it’s over for them?
>>154010397Crosby is too autistic to know how to act
>>154010375Cap Gary points at 10 per team
Gotta give some love to Bolduc. tough kid, like his hits
askarov is kill
>>154010454again?
Wait, are you people posting questions on /hoc/ like /hoc/ was an A.I. prompt?>/hoc/, how much does Gary love me? And also, help me plan my next business trip to Ibiza
>>154010420he keeps his eyes on the prize
>>154010429I'll bring up that point in the weekly powerpoint deck
>>154010461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjIPKJCBhi0
>>154010461killed by desharnais
Jackies trying to kill Dobes
sorry i'm touching base with you lads so late, i have been busy waging. busy day today. how is everyone doing
>>154010454and he was actually having a good game tootypical
>>154010489awkward!
>>154010485JEN
>>154010496Awful for our penguins
>>154010496We're happy to hear from you. I'm happy that tomorrow is Friday
blackhawks getting graped rn
>>154010519Night**
>>154010533that's nothing new
>>154010462>/hoc/, where does Gary lives and which of his vehicles should i cut the break fluid lines of?
shit night for lil Caufield
can’t believe (((gary))) kikeman has jobbed the penguins this bad in recent months. Is it because no one in Pittsburgh cares or agrees about the greater Israel project?
>>154010519grim. are you my bro going to smackdown tomorrow?>>154010531thanks. friday is a long day for me which is gay desu but i'll power thru
>>154010590John fettergoy is from Pittsburgh and he’s Gary’s tribe biggest supporter
holy smokes, dobes
>>154010594simply move to the future, where it is already friday
DOBEY DOBEY DOBEY
>My Patrick Roy>My Callum Richie>My Avies
>>154010594No I’m not I went last year though
West continues their choking against the East. Fucks sake. WE DON'T NEED MORE WILD CARD CHAOS.
dylan lost to the broship kwab
HABS WIN
just how good is the Atlantic?
>>154010664Only good thing to happen for my penguins tonight
>Dobes not waiting for me in bed as I go to sleep
puck in the crowd
Bedard is a confirmed bust.
>>154010696>tăp tăp
STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING GARYPOINTS
Wow my penguins got a point at least but this is just awful now Crosby hurt again
>>154010629>my womanly hip to waist ratioSchaefer ruined Sorokin’s gem
>>154010230Go bolts niggers Fuck I don't want to stay for OT
pens cooking something up
>>154010733So many empty seats
>>154010696Hello Jagr :DDD
kek seth jones just tripped over his own goal post.
>>154010728tell me more about schaefer's hips
>>154010733based! I hope you're having fun
>>154010733send video of tesla coil if you have the chance (they probably won't score though)
I wasn't really watching the season until a few weeks ago. Has it been this bad for loser points all year? Feels like half of all games go to garytime.
the pantards have fallen to the ice under their own stupidity, not even kidding, 15 fuckin times. Bunch of diving pieces of shit. Based reffies not falling for it every time though.
>>154010777This season is egregiously bad
>>154010777Yep the games are real stale
>>154010777>Has it been this bad for loser points all year?yeah
>>154010777You got a problem with that, goy?
>>154010777Yeah
>>154010724What's that have to do with anything?
>>154010777saved our twink ass >thanks gary
>>154010777delete this
>>154010785Every season was like this before 2005 you zoomie.And it was still somehow better, probably because a draw isn't worth 2 points like a SO win.Loser point really fucked everything
>>154010777Checked. Gary wants you to stop noticing things.
>>154010803may I save that meme? I've never seen it before
>>154010777
>>154010777>During the current 2025–26 NHL season, the percentage of games going to overtime has seen a significant spike, reaching 25.7% by mid-February 2026. Earlier in the season, this rate peaked as high as 29.6%, which, if sustained, would be the highest since the shootout was introduced in 2005. >This represents a notable increase from the 20.7% overtime rate recorded during the 2024–25 season.
>>154010801Literally 100% of the population has done the Marijuanas. Especially the hockey players
>>154010809How did you know I was a zoomer? Gary needs to amend the system
JEEEEEEEEEEEK SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
/hoc/ is a 30+ all boys high school
>>154010817sure, i baked it this afternoon
HOW DO YOU NOT SCORE THERE
>>154010832Meanwhile good Albertan boys like Makar are clean
>>154010833Because you think this is something new or special when people have been talking about it since the shootout was introduced.
*wins*
What a steal by the Wild
Jen pantherbros
ULLMARK
>another Gary out for my penguinsFucking hell
hahahaha panthers choked
the stars sure have been losing a lot
>>154010853Teams not built for the playoffs, too.
The Nashville Predators twitter feed is hilarious right now.
Think the jackets are out of a playoff spot now
Alright. Time to get more drunk and watch these two retarded teams play. I hope both of them lose.
Leah Hextall looks and sounds like an aged out pornstar
>>154010883I'm with you, my manlet's light it up
>>154010878Couldn't beat my nuckies
>>154010874>blabbbibiitbitty blah blah blahkwacanacuck. eat my shit. cocksucker.
>>154010878nah they're still making it
>>154010909Nuckies are sneaky good desu
>mildcuck sperging out already
>>154010915The entire teams won a handful of playoff series collectively.
>>154010873they're on fraud watch
MY PENGUINS WON ANOTHER FUCKING SHOOTOUT
>>154010867so much for making playoffs
>>154010900Nikki benz has been making porno for 25 years
>>154010915they don't do 4v4 overtime in the playoffs, does that worry you
>>154010842thanks
>>154010951Fuck you, should have just traded Crosby to Montreal, he's going to die carrying your garbage team to a 3rd round exit. Him and Malkin deciding they just want to fuck shit up one last time.
Penis ullmark btfoed
My penguins went from out of the playoffs back in 2nd place (:
It's hard to believe Ullmark once won Vezina
>>154010971>conference finals exit Im ok with that
>m-m-m-mild!!!kek. canacuck is fuckin' rattled again. 7. Years. of him seething about me.
>mild
SAARS vs SomalisLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154010971>dandenault>gallagher>mathesoni think we have enough hockey daddys
>>154010986Who the fuck are you, again?
>>154010838_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
an absolute slurper underway in vegas
>>154010986lower tour tone
>>154011016so he might return soon?
cat
>>154011036Hopefully but who knows
Does this burger even know I watched Gaborik live multiple times, kek
>>154011007it's a preview of playoffs
my avies!! :))mackinnon!
>DALLASS STORS>DALLASS STORS>DALLASS STORS
I betted on tampa shit lightning and somehow lost
>>154011037
It’s upTotal possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it>Canadians112>bruins108Penguins 108>blue jackets107>senators106>red wings106>islanders105>flyers104
Pretty excited about another chance to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey tonight!
>>154010777it's working as intended
>>154011083>Canadians
>>154011083Thanks for the update
>>154011078Same.. how the hell did they lose TO THE KRAKEN??
>>154011007Their playoff series will be boring as shit, and the oilels will take it in 5
Is it up yet
>>154011078Krakheads suck. I don't think they were expected to be decent
>>154011095I’m not French>>154011096You’re welcome
>>154011105Not yet, Bruce. Wait until all the games have finished
>>154011105No except it in a half hour or so with a few updates
>>154011105yes it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCuOrhH2fn8
>>154011075yeah they're a first round exit
pacific div pillowfighters, where we at?
>>154011080CAT
>>154011103I can't believe a team as shit as the oilers will advance to the second round
>>154011083I think my penguins just need five more wins
my avies!!! :)))mackinnon!!
NATHAN MAAAAAAACKINNON
>>154011158
>>154011122I don't think being French matters in this situation
>>154011152Pillow biters more like.
Motivate me to go into the office and not work from home tomorrow, /hoc/
I hate that silver medal medal winning slut
>>154011152Trying to avoid the embarrassment of the division champ having fewer points than the wild card it plays
>>154011179it certainly wouldn't help
Lmao Jests seething
>>154011176C A T
>>154011179I don’t know how to spell French words
>>154011205
mackinnon is so happy to have lehkonen back
McDavid assist #800
>>154011212C A TAT
>>154011206This is a hockey teams name though
in skankinen we trust
>>154011213Honestly Mackinon seems like dopey faggot. Why are all zoomer players like that.
>>154011217
>>154011220Ok fine I changed it for next time. Numale
>>154011193Now focus on finishing the season with a positive goal differential
Just imagine how much better things would be tonight if the >penguins won in regulation >islanders lost>flyers lost
>>154011236I'm glad the gold medal game exposed him
>>154010230The Mighty Ducks should go back to green.
>>154011186You could be 35, living at home with your multimillionaire parents, living off savings, and investments all while probably being fucked career wise and never being able to find stable employment again. You have a job that may or may not pay well and you probably don't want to an hero.
>>154011253he was obviously very ill that entire event
>>154011221Making him earn that fat paycheque.
>>154011263No excuse since he was the moron that hurt himself against France
>>154011263He had ligma
>>154011186fancy yourself with a lunch instead of bringing yours
>senaturds>playoffsoof
>>154011263broken bussy
>>154011255BUSINESS IDEA:Anaheim jersey themed to look like different varieties of duck >I would be a huge fan of the Mallard and the Muscovy
>>154011305
>>154011240C A TC A TC A TC A T
>>154011249If my penguins won in regulation or over time they would have past Boston in tie breaker ):
>>154011298
Evander Kane would have buried those open nets lmao
If my team lost, the other team cheated.If my team wins, it was fair n square.Simple as.
The vancouver pwhl ladys hockey team is named after a brand of duck not the video game
>>154011255Not enough NHL teams have unusual colors
>>154011314
8 hundy assists
>>154011236since when is Mackinnon a zoomer? He's a millennial
>>154011322CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>154011344>no cups
>>154011334Gary needs more purple and green teams >maybe another primary orange team, too
>>154011333Extinct fish
>>154011263maybe he consumed a carb
my avies :((
>muhhhhhhh softpusys
Huomenta but the opposite
>>154011353
>>154011336c A t
>>154011383>image related
oilers chimping out kwab
>>154011393k i t t y
KWAB Dickinson
Boeser should grow a beard and then the Nucks can give him the C.
>>154011428>kittycatcat
>elbow right to the face>no callGarys favorites
Nice to see Vegass is still as dirty as ever
>>154011451your n word is a chimping out faggot desu
manson is ruthless
Oilers will be shorthanded after that somehow
he has a broken fingy
>>154011457Responding to a blatant elbow to the chin isn't really chimping to out
>>154011463WALK IT OFF, PUSSY!!!!
>>154011463You can cure that by dunking your finger in boiling hot water and then into ice cold water and then back again
>>154011444Catchecked
reffie down oilers-knights getting better
>>154011507based
>>154011497Ah, the Don Cherry method
>>154011507Is he bleeding? He got a nice slap.
>>154011505
>>154011534jej he's doing a fish impersonation
did manson go too hard? very worrying seeing that
>>154011529CATCATCAT
>Preds losing on Pride night
>>154011463wasn't like he was making playoffs
>>154011554
>>154011463The panthers are shit anyways by my penguins have two games vs them next week so this helps them
>>154011576>>154011534>>154011507Thanks for the webms
>>154011475Based
>>154011459He's a dirty fuck
>>154011576dusted him
>>154011573c a t
>>154011618
>>154011630Cat
>>154011643
>>154011663c𝘢t
janny this is why you're unpaid
exciting third
Catposter did nothing wrong
>16 total shots in 2 periods SLUUUURPER
>>154011681
3 weeks until the regular season ends(19 days for eastern conference)
>>154011707Good kity>>154011696Bad kity
>dog
kongs probably deserve to make the playoffs more than the preds
>>154011731heyhowareyaheyhowareyaheyhowareya
>>154011722
COMON SHORKS WE GOT THIS
My penguins need to win five of this at least
>shorks
>>154011749did you forget it was a scheduled loss
>6 losses in a rowIt's over
>>154011777checked
SEND ORLOV TO THE FRONTSTRAP HIM TO A TREE AND THROW DRONES AT HIM UNTIL HE IS RED MIST
>>154011793Just like my islanders
>>154011742Nah the preds are rising while the kings are falling
It's funny- because if you really, really, REALLY think about it. Just for a few moments. You'll come to the realization that we, truly, are all Canucks. Truly.
>>154011793Was hoping Celebrini would win the Hart with a Sharks playoff birth. A young Crosby did it in his second year.
>most dangerous draw in Sin City
Retard goal
>>154011852didney had a better team around him
Mark Stone is alive? Oh right, they changed the LTIR rules
>>154011868Not an excuse for supposed "generational" players.
>letting a 48 year old Ovie score TWO 5on5 goals on you
Thanks for showing up, Warriors >nice, boring Granny Match
>>154011894Do you think he's done?
>>154011507he didnt do enough
>>154011872they're consulting steve ballmer for their next salary cap scam
>vegass
2 easy
connor mcscorekid
>>154011971
what happens if they keep the delayed penalty going until the end of the period
>>154012002An angel gets its wings
>>154012002pp starts next period
>>154012002Gary makes the call personally.
>>154012019sounds like trans fanfiction
>>154012019what if they delay it until the end of the game, i think it should carry over to the next time they play
>>154011835I try not to think like that
>>154012039no, has to carry over with the player in case they get traded to another team
big defensive stick by marner
>>154012039What if a non-playoff team ends the season with a delayed penalty?
marner really do stink
DRAW AND QUARTER RYAN WARSOFSKY AND MIKE GRIER
>>154010230feels like vasilevskiy has started his career decline
if you told me 5 years ago that pettersson would be a fulltime linemate of evander kane i'd punch you in the balls but here we are
Wow what a fuckin goal
stone skates like a frankenstein
>>154012154My Balls have never felt more unpunched
>>154012145goaltending from top to bottom is bad this yearaverage sv% is down and the league leader isnt even above .920
Great shift by Willander.
>>154012154Why did he give upGot all the money he wanted?
>>154011915Yea, going back to Russia to be a propagandist for Putin's war.
>>154012168like the Flintstones?
>>154012145Yeah
>v3gass
>>154012175was thinking maybe everybody's just getting that good I guess if it's like that he might be fine for a few more years
my Washington Ovis are gonna lose this one thoughbeit
Wow nice defence
Zach Hymansteinberg
>>154012184jt miller won
>>154012184he got the money, the woman, and the plausible deniability in a weird knee injury
>>1540121545 years ago Kane had to file for Bankruptcy.
>>154012218Well then, he should be solvent soon; that'll be nice for him
>>154012213>
>>154012229what a sissyhttps://youtu.be/ESD1Cb-nD8M?si=DAzbyf7hO08m-8sQ
>>154012154And all it cost was Podkolzin
Manny Malhotra's sun looks uncanny
>>154012175since the salary cap there has always been a goaltender above .920 sv% with at least 25 games playeduntil this seasongoaltending is historically bad
>>154012242>the thousand pumpkin stare
>>154012292are you calling him a tranny?
>>154012242look at what israel is doing to the east palestinians
>>154012319well, no, but there are photographs that one might use to prove that particular accusation
>>154012272that is one ugly motherfucker what race is this
>>154012336truth is, with gary in charge, it was rigged against miller from the start
>>154012288what the fuck
>Gary is ALWAYS in charge
>>154012357White Canadian + Indian (the dothead kind)
>>154012336what is israel doing to his hometown in ohio?
>>154012357Manny Malhotra is Indian and French. While his mom is Steve Nash’s sister.
MY Duckies always playing the same dramatic game
why are they calling mark stone the manitoba maniac i thought that was vince li
>>154012378Gary would be more based if he was a fat fuck
nice breadman
>>154012374yes, its frightening
>>154012434Manitoba is home to many maniacs.
>>154012202Lmao mcdavid again
>>154012411>>154012424Dumping my Indian gf because I don't want to create one of those
>>154012434>he doesn't know who sam isgrim
>>154012443have the kangs been doing much better since acquiring him? haven't been paying attention
>>154012477i think about this sometimesi'm pretty sure i could raise a hapa boy right but anything else i'm not sure i have what it takes
>>154012491Theyve gallen out of a playoff spot since theyve got him
didnt ask
ban helmet use, including for goaliesmandate at least one fight per game; if the game ends without a fisticuffs penalty, have the match enter a Last Man Standing overtime where every player on every team clears the benches with the team of the last man standing winning
What even is advanced analytics?
What team does brian go for?
>>154012516slop for gamblers
>>154010878No lol, they have more points than the Sens, and have a game in hand over the islanders
>>154012516The complete inability to separate out team quality and usage apparently.
>>154012516A way to make sports appealing to nerds who've never played any.
Fuck my life
Muhhhhh avies :))
Columbus makes the playoffs
Which division winner is getting raped in the first round?
>>154012537Oh well they arent making it anyways
>>154012567I've heard that the Colorado Avalanche are frauds.
>>154012567Pacific obviously
HAT TRICK OT GWG WITH 1 SECOND LEFT!!!
>>154012577RetardThey’re literally an elite team, they’re also on pace for more points than your precious niggers
>because televised ad bucks are the best ad bucksAnd that's why Gary says "YES!!" to Gary Time, lads >Every Time>Gary Time
>>154012589>fumes
>1 second leftNever count my duckies out.
>>154012587Man those ploffs were fun
>>154012600>shootout recordsAmazing broadcaster curse
>>154012580Depends who they get as their 1st round opponent. I feel like predditors could be trouble for them.>>154012588If it's the soilers winning the pashitfic, then nah. Especially if we somehow get another soilers/kongs first round kek
>>154012603Don't even need that much time.
>flames lostKWAB
Podkolzin needs to score one
just got home knights and oilers tied at 3 bros
>>154012634Unlike my islanders
>>154012646If neither score another one this will go into ot
>>154012646welcome back
>>154012653can't argue with that king>>154012660thanks dude work was actually okay today thank god. how was your day
Come on Canucks get a goal for the fans who are still showing up to games!
behold: the BEST teams in the nhl
>>154012672They need to score one for all the autistic fans that showed up
>>154012669Today was a frozen four day, so it was pretty alright
>>154012678>all shit>all fraudsWow thanks Gary
>>154012669What's your job big GUY
>another non sellout>shannon cant be bothered to show up
>>154012678And the randy canes.
>>154012707His “wife” almost died give him a break
behold: the ACTUAL best teams in the nhl
>plebbitors are blogging while hockey in on again
>>154012703>avstypical first or second round muh presidents trophy winner>starsfrauds>canes1-16, frauds cope they didn't get swept>sabiesrooting for them in the east>blotsnot rooting for them but don't think they're frauds
>>154012707Shannon says its easier and cheaper for him to fly to Anahein and watch a ducks game
awfully quiet in vegass' barn
>>154012708>canacuck seething at our canesies out of nowhereMANY such cases
Everytime I watch a neutral game and want to play video games after it always goes to garytime.
>>154012765More fun too
My Capies :)
GARY TIME
i have hope but i do not trust adin hill bro's
GARRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNOT AGAIN
another sloppertime in the slopcific
>>154012810whats the food like therewhat is the official food of the anaheim ducks. and no, it's not duck
>>154012785eat rock candy
penulty
Uh ohStinky
>>154012835
BOUCH BOMB>VEG4SS
this game is retard kino, should be a fun series desu bro's
>>154012888fugg i was behind. ggs fellow retards.
BOOOOOOUCH
>>154012847In Orange County, you can find pretty much anything except good barbecue. Lots of good Mexican and Asian places. In the arena it's mostly standard arena food but expensive as fuck because California. Some local breweries sell their beer at games. >We are currently renovating large parts of Honda Center so hopefully it comes with some better food and drink choices.
>>154012904ohh very nice
Norris trophy winner 2026
>>154012904>In Orange County, you can find pretty much anything except quintessential American food
Well I hope the autists enjoyed that Canuckian masterclass on autist night
Hey why didn't this number 2 guy get drafted to team Canada? He seems pretty good
not ideal kwab
wow muh kongs didnt lose in ot lel
>>154012913There are good burger places, good seafood places and good pizza places too.
adin hill more like adin speedbump
>>154012974what are >we going to fucken do about that contract bro
truly makes me laugh how much that sofpusy canacuck seethes about me. All I have to do is post one (1) thing about the Wild, and he replies and cries like a sad cuck bitch,
>a somalian
>>154012998not to be rude bro but your team has never been relevant
>>154013010Doesn't matter. He LIVES to seethe about them and that's the funny part.
>>154012988unfortunate but necessary
>>154013024shid
>y-y-y-yeah but I saw some player play the game in real life!kek. Me too, sofpusy. Me too.
Can’t believe three of this shit teams will be in the playoffs
It’s now up
Krakens need to make the playoffs
>h-he-had da flu n sheeeeeeeeit!
the only canadian teams more irrelevant than the wild are the jets and the leafs. every other canadian team has at least made the finals while the wild existed, and the jets weren't canadian for half of that.
>>154013051gary would let the "top" 6 in that division make the playoffs if his jewry wasn't so obvious. (((grow the game))) and all...
>>154013070>y-y-yeah but>still can't mumble his faggot opinion without providing complete seethe about a "team no one ever thinks about"kek. what. a. sof. pooo. sayyyyy.
the yzerplan
>>154013080Kind of feel bad for the dead wongs, would like them to make the playoffs if it doesn’t effect my team.
>>154013064Did you know MacKinnon has never won a game 7? I just thought that was interesting.
>No one is talking about Minnesota, how can I make them talk about Minnesota
>>154012925Hubris
>>154013100yeah at this stage you almost wonder if they just got really unlucky. I mean what can you do, you tank, pick top players, hope for the best, and if it works out it works out. at least they have a sliver of a chance to make it but if they don't do it this year then wtf are they going to do going forward?
>how can I keep seething about a team I clearly NEVER seethe about without making them think I am seething about them even though all it takes is one mention of that team and I start seething about them like a good wittle boi?
Would you rather your team with the Cup where each round goes to a game 7, or each round they sweep?
>>154013138Irrelevant question from a canadian. Try seeing >your team win a cup first.
>>154013138Sweep.
>>154013150We call those Marner here.
>>154013117The team simply doesn't have a higher gear. When everyone else buckles down for the playoff push they play the exact same with the exact same level of intensity, there's a reason they always flame out in March. That's down to the players they have, any coach is just trying to draw blood from a stone.They are currently in the hellscape which is being too good for draft position but being too shit to make the playoffs.
As an Avs fan, I love to eat my own poop and shove dildos up my ass. I also have a pride night Nathan Mackinnon stuffy. Hockey is for EVERYOOOOOONE
>>154013163no tranny we don't we call those a nic roy now
I like to masturbate to the sound of shannons voice when he talks about MY avs ;)
>>154013155Yeah me too I think, at least at first because I don't think it's ever happened before and would result in infinite bragging rights. After that I think each round going to 7 games would be cool for statmaxxing reasons
mildfag having a full fledged breakdown
softpusys are gay. kek.
>>154013185Closest is the 88 Oilers going 16-2-1 with 2 sweeps including the SCF where they swept the Bruins in 5 games
Hey guys! Dr3putt here and my predictions of how many dicks I would suck last night was CORRECT! I'm currently 69-5-3 on my dicksucking. Dr3putt, OUT!
>>154013185If I knew it would lead to a championship I would take 7 games, but I can barely handle a normal playoff loss and the disappointment of a game 7 loss would be devastating and make me unreasonably angry.
>>154013193>16-2-1
>>154013198Oh yeah, the stress would be unreal
>>154013200Aye
>>154013193Wow! They must have repeated the next season, too, right?
>>154013186retard
>>154013208No, they traded the best player in history and had to watch their rivals hoist the cup. They had the last laugh however since they won it again in 1990 and KWABed the Flames in the first round again in 1991
>>154013220oh, wow. that's cool. surely they won it again later, though, right?
I love that Somalia finally has a hockey team that >we Somalians can cheer for. The Minnesota wild baby!
>>154013165>They are currently in the hellscape which is being too good for draft position but being too shit to make the playoffs.just gotta hope they pick the next kucherov (was picked #58 overall) in the 2nd round or something otherwise it's over
>>154013226Yeah, 2027
>>154013235oh no no no no
>>154013235Gary would not, and has not, allowed it. What makes you think it will change?
>>154013242Parkinsons will win
Gary does what gary wants
>>154013244Gary has already chosen a successor, and he hates canada even more than Gary does.
>>154013247They are always weakest when they first assumed power
>>154013247bill daly is not allowed to think or feel
>>154013259that's why gary installed the Hate-Cancucks microchip to do it for him.
>>154013179The Vegas Golden Knights?More like the Vegass Golden ShitesLMAOVegass is pure Marner on ice.
>>154013058>pittsburgh>vegas>eddieswhere the fuck are they getting all these points from :<
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>>154013064No one says this
