first for bud and mitch and copey and Dominick
I hate the avies and my avies posters. Simple as.
mild
>past midnight and the sofbitch is still cryingkek.
>>154013310>says the guy who worships bibi's bottom bitch
>>154013269no milly no job no bodybuilding mags kwab they're gay magazines
>s-s-says you!!! reeeee!kek.
>>154013344
>>154013334i don't think this is the year the wild are going to make the finals, bros
I think the Mild will not win the Stanley Cup this season.
I hope Minnesota gets an even gayer governor than Walz
>>154013287>/hoc/ softpusy generalSo true
HEADS UP!
logged into the new last epoch season not sure how much i'll play we'll see
>>154013421Too bad it missedPierre mcguire likes to touch tides with crysby
>>154013287My Detroit Red Wings (certified Campbell trophy winners) will not be finna doin some play offs this year.
>>154013415Ok Australia jr
What is the name of the mild fan guy?
>>154013379Yeah they suck
>>154013431Sad, would rather them in than Bombston
Very grim, hope this changes
>>154013479Muh starsies will win and I'll celebrate by flossing my ass with my briefs
>>154013479Who is this?
>>154013479i'd watch every series except bud vs randy. it's the most boring matchup every year it's in
>>154013486utica ice elephants
>>154013486utah mammies
>>154013486University of Texas-Arlington
>>154013462we know him here by the name of mildcuck
>>154013486they are those who will be defeated by the duckies in r1
>>154013486The Mannoths
Well it's now time. It's time to reveal Today's Games, and, today's games... well, it's up to anybody to discern the quality of them and of course everybody's opinion is va-THEY ARE ALL FUCKINGSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITALL 2 OF THEM
>>154013603bit interesting that the >rags seem to be on all of the days with very few games that are all SHIT. surely it's just a coincidence
>>154013613tr00
>>154013613rmyt
>>154013310retard
just sent a marner to the sewer leagues
>>154013712we don't call those that here now
>>154013712we call those finnish leagues now
>>154013739We do
>>154013778and who said you were the authority on what we do and do not say?
>>154013787
>>154013737At least the Canucks knows how to tank for Stenberg/McKenna. The Leafs don't even know how to tank to get that top 5 pick this year. If that pick goes to Boston, they can forget about a quick rebound and just go scorched earth immediately.
>>154013791that's how he posed for the gay magazine
>>154013787Go to bed, Paul.
>>154013799You sure do know a lot about the gay magazine
>>154013804the power of shoot interviews
I think that might be a girlie magazine
>>154013809Which one
>>154013813That's not the kind of body women fantasize about
>>154013846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=490tWYZJqd8
>>154013875Kek
>t. ITT
it was a girlie magazine
>>154013795>learn>draft another 1 season wonderjen
yen
holy pukeola
bill foley wants to be in on the nba to vegas talks what should he call the team bros. does he shoehorn knights into it?
>>154013892>>154013982
vegas is a shithole makes sense gare's comissioner cousin wants to move a franchise there
>>154013998i do that but much faster
>>154013998
anti-jen genny newbitch
>>154014024
>>154014001no milly?
I want to face fuck Kenzie Lalonde it's all I can think about when I see her on tv.
>>154014046get in line asshole
>>154014058Hell ya blow bang Kenzie Lalonde
what happens to hockey when the energy lockdowns happen?
>>154014088Nothing anon. The people need their bread and circus, especially in times of shifty shadiness
>>154014088gary will use canada's energy lockdowns as an excuse to relocate the canadian teams to america. it'll be "temporary" at first but after enough time passes he'll remark about how wildly receptive the fans in their new locations have been and ultimately keep them theret. rogue intern
>>154014045
>>154014088>energy lockdownsmaybe in alberta after they seperate KWAB
FINALLY a thread were we don't have to stare at Bedard's creamie thighs
>>154014099dylan sucks
>>154014330
play guitar better drunk desu
>>154014378my drunken guitar playing is shit but it's worse when I'm not drunkhttps://youtu.be/Ffl8hfUznKI?si=I2hJWy3QK7b0galN
>>154014389yea i don't know how to explain the phenomenon
>>154014415I think the stream of consciousness is better lubricated while indrunxicated so you just slip and slide across the fretboard and it's more fun. 3rd parties may disagree but who knows
i'll show you my "stream" of "conciseness"
>>154014462RUDE! RUDE!!
>>154014473
>>154013603Watch CHL playoff games
Youre not better youre just drunk and think you are
surfs up
>>154014543
>>154014556
>>154014543that's how it works you dum-dum everyone knows that
>>154014543nope. can switch chords without even thinking.
>>154014574Man staryu and starmie are only available in leaf green and i have fire red >:(
CAST OFF THE GARY THAT KILLS THE PAIN
>>154013287does anybody have the ducks duck drumming the ducks drum webm with sound?asking for a friend
>>154014711i do but not with sound
>>154013603It's great that Rags are playing every day when there's only 2 games. Not.
>>154014711I made that webm years ago. The source is long gone.
>>154014733Wilson is such a loser
>>154014733Tom Wilson belongs in prison.
>>154014775He should be euthanized
finna watch scrubs and go to bed by bros
Oh my bad zi didnt make that webm years ago I made this one
>>154014753Sad
I also made this during the pandemic I think. I miss bring drunk all the time.>rags
>>154014838Oh wait i see that was from when russia invaded ukraine
>>154014838many such cases they're an angry people
>>154014733good clean hit
>>154014993why does he feel the need to leave the ice?
>>154015008good. clean. hit.
>>154015008because he knows that, in a first world country, he's going straight to jail. and then he waits for the paddy wagon, and yet they never come. instead he gets a pay raise and caps out his shitty team and keeps bruising like a psychopath.it's the worst kind of hockey and it needs to be stopped
>>154015048oh yeah?
>>154015059mhm
>>154014859Thats from the time period when russia invaded ukraine, you can see it on the ticker. The interviewer is in new york the guy in the rags jacket is just typical rags fan. Please shut the fuck up for once.
>>154015101I was only referring to the Rags fan being a typical Rags fan. I wasn't addressing the timeframe, period, era, or epoch of the original news story, as none of that is relevant nor did it interest me.
>>154015203>me me meAll you do is talk about yourself. Shut the fuck up
>>154013287> cheating, diving cunt
>>154015343
going to SmackDown tonight bro's
>>154015425I just smacked my dick down into your moms naval
>>154015431doubtful bud
Wrestlefags begone
>>154015425nice job anonwho's smacking down? i like rey mysterio
>>154015360Mitchell is a treasure and he makes almost twice as much money as this anon's >>154015254 mum
I just took a Marner and wiped too hard so my Wilson won't stop bleeding now.
my hawkies :(
>>154015490
>>154015486that's how you come down with heinous anus™ anon. don't do that.
nurse really molested eichel and marner on home iceembarassing
>>154015580lmfao nurse is such a based retard
me heading to the box
>>154015598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUa6c7DNmQYAll I want to see is more Canada vs USA because it is the most kino hockey that ever was and ever will be. Give it to me Gary, fucking give it.
Looks like the leaves are icing out Kucherov from the Hart. They prefer a cheating, diving cunt.
somebody woke up on the wrong side of the car bed
>>154015598You’re so cool
>>154013334>shorks >detoilet KWAB
i bet they used to have so much gay sex
>>154015813my roommates said they're getting me some rims for my car bed for xmas :)
>>154015976Ah to have passionate teen gay sex with your hockey bud
>>154016067What a coincidence, yer mom is rimming me for Xmas.
Well bros, how do we feel about my Habbies playoff chances
>>154016223They’re pretty good, maybe even locked
>>154016267reeks of desperationthey havent even cliched yet
>>154013603I'll be watching my wongs tonight while everyone else in my known universe will be watching college apehoop. Win or lose hockey is still more fun to watch.
>ded wongs fighting for their playoff lives against the division leader that usurped themkino
>>154016335Gary deserves a raise for such a cool Friday match
>>154016223Gary is in favor.
get fucked, newfies
Hockey east is a fraud conference
the oilers might never lose again
>>154016426Knob is fired this week.
>>154016511retard
>>154016426McDavid would never smoke weed
Draisaitl is now sponsored by haribo. Meanwhile MacKinnon won’t even look at a canoli
Just cooked up some chili, grab a plate bros!!
Tina :)
>>154016668Thanks Pekka. I’ll get pizza for you sometime
>>154016668RECIPE, NOW
/hoc/ is unusually dead this Friday
>>154016960The Red Wings have a very big game tonight, and I've asked /hoc/ to shut the FUCK up early, which they've kindly consented to do. Go Wings!
>>154016960TRB keeps getting everyone banned
I got a warning because of trb for posting about superstar7715, who is probably just dylan.
Damn you nhl network
how can khil mog nhl so hard so often
>>154017140Being 50 years behind has its benefits
horse teeth ass nigga
>>154017182He has very healthy gums
I hope dabres wongs goes to garytime tonight desu
>>154017182he looks like a summer school councilor who will molest your male child
>>154017182
>>154017230People with tattoos aren’t allowed to work in schools
>doodling bullshit on your skinKwab
>>154017182>3 points up on the >kongs>kongs have a game in handVegas is missing the playoffa and we're getting LA vs Edmonton kino episode V
>>154017441Groans
Kongs are ass. Kongs are the ass of the ass. If the ass was dead, that's the ass kongs would be.
>>154017441We're getting another dylans/soilers wcf too. I talked to gary yday.
Hello ladies and gentlemen
>>154017478When he faxed me the script this morning, I read something different
>>154017491What was the change?VegASS vs softpusys wcf?
we play today :)
>>154017514Ducks vs softpussies
ya gotta love the gare bear ya just gotta
>>154017580That's gay as fuckI'm talking to him next week about a script amendment then.
what is Gary's obsession with showing this shit rags team on days with no games?
bud1440 t'day
bud did not 1
why did he do it bros?
>>154017771xhe buble
>>154016960even just posting the word raped get xrb bubblin hard to the jannys
hey bro’s
GTFI>>154017711
xhe has crohns which makes xim/xer cranky
>>154017811No thank you
>>154017811Watch the superior sport, wawrinka
>>154017151Indeed.It still has soul.NHL is a soulless product these day.In KHL you can tell what arena they are playing in by the team banners, local ads on the boards.The NHL has the soul sucking augmented reality ads on the boards and you really have no fucking idea what you are watching. >Why are they advertising Rogers in Texas… oh wait it's just another jewish deception.NHL has gay predators and mandatory pat down on all kids. The KHL has cheerleaders dance around on the ice.I wish the 7 Canadian teams would work a way to play outside the NHL.
>>154017811this is a white genny, we don't give a shit about the world cup
>>154017811so you don't know
>>154017182>>154017230Marner will age like Lindsey Graham
>rags and Blackhawks This is Gary’s masterpiece; two SHIT teams
>>154017868you should move over there so you can watch the khl
>>154013310surely there's an Iran war edit of this by now
This should be fairly easy for you
>>154017984Why? I am watching it now. Canadians are allowed to communicate with Russians. Mutts defending jewhl will never be not funny.
>>1540180121993
>>154018012canadian teams wouldn't win in the khl either faggot
Evander Kane will play his 1000th game in Vegas
can one of you interns ask Gary if I can come to his seder?
>>154018196ya but they can beat the Erie Otters
> Ducks' Radko Gudas 'Feels Great' After Injuring Leafs' Auston Matthews
> Ducks' Radko Gudas 'Fully Erect' After Injuring Leafs' Auston Matthews
utah man-moth?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xz88x0mm9Q
>>154018226I can ask but Gary has high standards. He turned down fox last year
yeahI have gary's autograph
>>154018661On which jersey?
>>154013486your 2025/2026 stan lee champions
sharksbros... yjk trotz is laughing at us...
>>154018704My ref jersey
>>154018723They’ll beat the Sabres in the finals
>>154013287>webmI’m convinced bitchboy 'kinnon has more tantrum clips than actual game highlights.
KWAB
Soon
>>154019093Nova Scotians have a special flavor of autism
>SCORE!!! They have done it. They have bested the Tampa Bay Lightning to end the drought. Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers are your 2026 Stanley Cup Champions.
>>154019114Red wings are going on a generational collapse
>>154019248just like the peons
here comes Minnesota State
my mavericks
>>154019172>Edmonton Oilers are your 2026 Stanley Cup Champions.HA HA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>154019307based
zamnnnnn dallas fans look like this????
>>154019391based starshausen
>>154018729Brossoit is to relieve Ned or Askarov?
>>154019511askarov. he got injured again yesterday
I'm going to SmackDown tonight
>>154019542Reminds me of that fateful night in -92.
>>15401956492 was a scorching summer
>>154019140yeah man he really hates it here
Who’s going to the /hoc/ meetup?
my luleå! :)
>>154019542Based! Have fun :)
>>154019746sign my vegas jersey plox
>>154019746I'm about 15 minutes away if anyone wants to hang out
>>154019746>inscription up to three wordswhat's the worst that could happen?
>>154019814Can we have a barbecue in your yard?
>>154013334Slight update
>>154019867sure
>>154019172go oiled ones go!i just hope our paths don't crossit would be bad for canada, and therefore the world
>>154019925How would Canada react if there was a Habs vs oilers final after their Olympics loss?
Biggest frauds of the season
>>154020048They’re an easy first round exit
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
people are saying that tendying isn't getting worse, but it's just that shots are being tracked different (aka more accurately) since they are something that can be bet on.
>>154020429>there is tracking inside the pucks so they know exactly where to puck was>we still have cam check for off side and if it was a goal or not
>>154020142Just like my Islanders
>>154020489i don't think they have tracking inside the puck, players would chimp out if it felt different than a non-chipped puck. what i know is happening though is that they audit shots by checking to see if it was going wide, so if the goalie catches a puck that was just going to hit the boards anyways it doesn't count as a save whereas in the past it would.
>>154020594They do. It's primarily used to gauge puck temp.
>>154020605oh is that so? interesting, so i guess they don't use it for checking offsides and goals for reasons beyond my comprehension
What's for dinner tonight, lads?
>>154020594How do you think they do that meme goal visualizer and those nickelodeon broadcasts? The problem with the fox puck is that they had to cut more out since it used the visible spectrum while the modern stuff uses a small RFID chip
>>154020684Buffalo Wings
>>154020745Good choice
>>154020684salmon casserole
>tfw one of the guys on bentley's team went to my high school
>>154020429You know you can microwave the tendies now
>>154020639For offsides at least it's all about where the players skates are and the jersey chips that track players are on their back so a player can be onside while the tracker is offside.
>tfw didn't ask
>>154020812yum. did you make that yourself pekka?
>tfw bud 1
>>154020684Chicken breast beans and french fries
>>154021003I dont enjoy cooking
How would /hoc/ react to Avs Sabres final?
every other post is just another plebbitor blogging about his next meal
>>154021070Seems like you don't enjoy eating either
>>154021132I do, that shit is better than any restaurant food
>>154021101I'd be happy to see the dabres humiliated mackinnon for the second time this year
>>154021110it's trb
>>154021070>>154021147idk bro, pre-cooked fish is usually pretty rough
>>15402121810-20% difference, thats not worth paying double + labor, unless you enjoy cooking, which I do not
Mckenna plays tonight
>>154020359Waging never ends
>>154020429Shits per game (against goalies, no ENG) are the lowest they've ever been except 3 seasons during the dead puck era. 23-24 vs 25-26 sees an average game recording 4.8 fewer shits per game (2.4 per team)That's a whole lot fewer Marners
>>154021246You mean the future Vancouver Canuck, Gavin Mckenna? Might have to tune in
>>154021296Does Vancouver want another locker room diva?
>>154021320Apparently Hronek has been assuming the leadership role and getting the team to cut the shit, so I trust him to keep Gavin in line
skating is hard
>>154021395train your ankles by standing 1-2 minutes on one foot
god damnit tiger, now you HAVE to win another major
>>154021395I need to take adult lessons
Watching the jays tonight
>>154021437If you didn't learn to skate as a kid you're not gonna make it
>>154013310yes, america ruined hockey
>>154021501There are many factors in why I will never make it. But I pray my future sons will
>>1540215081993
>>154021508Fuck yeah
>>154021528Yes, 1993 was when you ruined it.
>muh heckin le ebil norm green
>>154021559Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>154021101Sabres fans would finally shut up about muh crease
>>154021574those are your ded wongs
so we're all watching NHL now until the game starts, right?
>>154021658we're watching the buffalo pregames actually
>>154021658Nah I'm watching Bentley lose
>>154013287Frozen Four!
Actually we're watching baseball tonight
Me and the boys were playing Five Nights at Gary's in the school's computer lab today
>>154021658Ultra Miami on YT
>>154021658NHL doesnt start until 7pm dumbass
>>154021826We used to play the starcraft demo in computer class back in my day. You could download the demo and play lan matches. And then the computer would somehow erase it at the end of the day and then you would reinstall it the next day.
>>154021342just keep Corey Perry away from his slutty mom
>>154021846For us it was Halo CE. Some cisco cert studying nerds had the whole lab setup for lan matches.
eliten
>>154021826I remember watching happy tree friends in the computer lab
>both Ivy League schools getting bounced earlylol later nerds
>>154021891I was afraid to watch that as a kid
>>154021826I remember one time one of the boys found bare titties on google images and called everyone over
>>154021906based! they can now focus on securing wall street internships
>>154021921I remember having that episode happen in the 2000s
>>154021849mackinnon better protect himself in the showers
>1 goal>from 0 shots on goal
the biggest nothingburger in recent hockey history
Reminder you are to shut the FUCK up now..Oh and SCARRRRRRRRRR
>>154022038things have worked out well for matthews
>>154022038>laffs
the opposite of huomenta to you /hoc/
>>154022038leafs dynasty incoming
>>154022127Hyvaa Yota fren <3
>>154022127https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfn4alb3fuE
sabres are collapsingit was fun while it lasted
>>154022127her ass isn't as nice as she thinks it is
>her
Toronto calls for aid
>>154022238What am I looking at?
>>154022164they've fulfilled their dream of making playoffs
>>154022248A new supreme cuck has been chosen
>>154022248A fire, rising.
Lets fuckin go already
>Maple Leafs Sign 3rd Top NCAA Free Agent In Ten Daysparade status?
>>154022038
wtf dabres...
A Kasper goal?! In this economy?!
detroit is too powerful
>>154022310>american>canadian>swedei think i see the problem. they need a finn
I was hoping the ded wongs dont make the ploffs so the humiliation is complete
>>154022262flames are doing pretty good lately
>>154022343for spurtsThey have what it takes to get into the playoffs and also what it takes to exit the first round
let's talk hoc
>>154022371>>154022262
>>154022387ok
>>154022387How are you today?
Detroit finally realized they are about to miss the playoffs.
>>154022371they're drafting first
huh. the locals refer to it as western NY, not upstate NY.
hawttt
>>154022454hungry. what about you
>>154022468Those are 2 different areas in the first place
A lot of fair weather fans probably heard that the Sabres are worth watching and boo when they spend money to attend expecting a free win.Either way, game is not over until it’s over. Maybe these fans will still go home with crow in their mouths. Keep up the pressure Wings!
>>154022468Western NY: HamburgersUpstate NY: Steamed hams
Here I am sitting in my room shirtless. Hot n Ready grease stuck to my face. Staring heart disease in the eye. Red Wings up 3-0 after 1 period. All I have to do is strip myself of my shirt and my pride in order to see an aggressive Red Wings team.
>>154022468western NY starts at the finger lakes upstate ny starts as soon as NYC ends and goes up to albany no one knows what happens between albany and canada so there's not a name for that
>>154022596They all have names
>>154022349they cant go past the one finn limit or be in danger to become a finnish team
>>154022588Enjoying a Hot n Ready pizza while watching a Red Wings game in Little Caesars Arena is a big one on my bucket list.
>>154022641the real ones know you get the deep dish not the hot n ready
>>154022556
>>154022628grew up there and no one uses these names theres western ny, upstate ny, nyc and long island everything else is irrelevant
>>154022640does he serve reindeer pizza?
>>154022641I wish there was a little caesars
Imagine being first in the Atlantic, on a historic run and your fans booing you after one period. That’s gotta piss off the Sabres players
pretty sure for jersey and maybe even long island people, westchester is "upstate"
>>154022362Fake Swede. We are Wongs appreciators over here. No other team has had as many good Swedes.
>>154022704their fans are ungrateful
>>154022723>im supposed to still like them because lidas played there 15 years ago
>>154022704>>154022731have you guys ever been to an nhl game before
>>154022723CorrectDetroit stands as an international arbiter and showcase for the world's hockey stars to make their debut in the only league anyone really cares about
No rags tonight
>>154022742Lidas, Z, Kronwall, Holmström, Franzen. Our Olympics team when we were actually good was majority Wings. Ray was also our only good player at the recent Olympics.
>rags
>>154022795Not today.
>>154022514Fine. I finished eating
tage "TNT" thompson, formerly of UCONN
>the city of Motor City
>>154022787>Zdont care, poor mans datsyuk>Kronwallokay hes based>Holmströmretard who made fool out of himself at a party in the luleå archipelago and allegedly got slapped around for hitting on another mans wife>Franzenwife beater who blames his behaviour on CTE>majority Wingsactually it was Sundin (Laffs), Lidas (Wongs), Foppa ('rado) and Thrashers legend Fredrik Modin.i will NOT support your shit team.
>>154022887Nope
>rags?
>buffalel
>laffs
>>154022912how is that different to what you did for bud back in '22
>>154022362wtf no
>>154022872land of the yummy ice cream
>>154022930I'm not one of you queers, faggot. Queer off elsewhere. With Berggren.
>fourfull draw in Ottawa
Scoreful disadvantage in Buffalo
>the city of London
Just saw someone drinking miller lite in colorado. isn't that illegal?
penn state starts in 30 bings
Who you got, /hoc/??
>>154023069No, it's more like being shunned, like when somebody leaves a church
>Rags>Beating anyoneWhat is the point? Those fuckers are eliminated from the playoffs. Their season is over.
>>154023075Going with my homies from up north.
Why aren't they playing in aurora or littleton, CO?
>>154023113Get a cup, milds fag.
>>154023098Chicago's days are numbered anyhow
>>154023113good post
>>154023124>1993 is trying to talk about cupskwacanacuck. faggot can't even reply to the right post I got him so fuckin' flustered HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154023121because they're playing in Loveland instead, shut up
>>154023148wow...just a real...SHOT to the rest of the suburbs. What a bang to the head. Really put a cap in them.
>>154023128How many more years must the team suffer for everything that happened? 5 more, a decade, 2 decades?
>>154023148I did a bit of reading on Loveland while my Abbotsford Canucks were playing the Eagles in the AHL playoffs last year. Neat little town with an AWESOME name.
>>154023124>laffs
>>154023144Excuse me, bitch. But must I remind your faggot ass that the Habs have 22 cups. Those were won a long ass time ago, but you have fuck all. And when was the last time you got into the finals? Oh right, never.
>>154023121because the ncaa can't schedule anything properly
CORNELL KWAB
>>154023201>blah blah blahYawn. softpusy-wannabe is already boring me.
>rags fans think the future is bright because they are going to end a 6 game losing streak against chicago
>>154023220>No responseLol.Lmao.
>>154023201it's the mildcuck man, don't think you can get it to do anything other than retardpostit's the equivalent of somebody standing up in the middle of a movie theatre, shitting himself, tardroaring, and calling everybody a fag who leaves the theater in disgust
>>154023172Also, home of the Golden Bears>I don't miss playing in the Big Sky, but I'm nostalgic about it nonetheless from time to time
>>154023128and the blackhawks suck too
>>154023221Hey hey hey, listen. Those guys need something to cope about, or else they'll kill themselves.
>>154023113trb has been a lot quicker lately in crying to the jannies kwarb
>>154023221Some of those young guys are definitely better than the Brodzinski/Sheary/Raddysh's of the world
>>154023222>still raped by 1 imagekekkekamomomomao.
>>154023113Now why was this deleted?>>154023264Still more wins than you, buddy.
The crack on the back says we're gonna fightWe're gonna march all day and night and moooore
Is Adam Sykora related to Petr? I can't remember the last time there was a Sykora in the nhl besides Petr
>>154023279trb crying to the jannies whenever for is reminded of that chilly Easter evening
>>154023279>youHe said, clapping at his TV with >his favorite player's name on his back. kek good goy.
>>154023281good morning cutie
>>154023295Is trb just a name for any bitch who causes shit on /hoc/? Or is trb actually still posting on 4chan after everything?
>>154023201Laffs and frogs aren't even yesterday's news, retard.
Trb reported me last night for making fun of Dylan and muh avies troons.
>>154023315It's just the queers queering off, as is their wont.
>>154023334More like schizos taking about their delusions again.
>>154023315unrelated, pretty sure sykora is just a common slovak last name>>154023315pretty sure the real trb still posts on /hoc/ for some inexplicable reason
I saw one of you guys on /ck/.
real hockey starts in 5 minutes.
>>154023351i sometimes post there :)
>>154023351I was in all the big arch threads, that sandwich was a big deal
>>154023349Klopek...what is that, Slavic?
>>154023291No relation
>>154023351Did you get any cool recipes?
>>154023349>pretty sure the real trb still posts on /hoc/ for some inexplicable reasonWhy? His got people constantly shitting on him for sperging out. His name is tainted here.
>>154013334Where are the panthers?
>>154023423planning their vacation to maui
>>154023334>queers queering offThis is actually one of my favorite reoccurring posts. Makes me laugh each time.
>>154023349>>154023291Honestly I would make an awful GM because I'd just draft or trade or sign for guys with cool sounding last names I feel like that's 90% of /hoc/ discourse
>>154023412he may genuinely be too retarded to pick up on it. or he knows it and still spergs which is why the jannies are so quick to remove / ban now like >>154023250 said>>154023428rip tootoo to ruutu
>>154023428So you'd have elite Finns and Russians
I always hoped that we'd one day see a Kessel - Kesler - Klesla line but now it can only be done in an old version of chel
>>154023439What a bitch. Hope his gay ass team continues being ass.
If I was a GM, I would only draft, sign or trade for players that have a precious metal or gemstone in their names.
>>154023428>Honestly I would make an awful GM because I'd just draft or trade or sign for guys with cool sounding last namesSome GMs still do that. Although I'll never understand why Alvin thinks "Pettersson" is a cool name.
>>154023426So you're queer, huh?
is pelican-neck (((kenny albert))) the MSG main commentator on top of whatever else he does? I hate this faggot like no other, and it's no surprise that jew york has his fake-voice bitch ass as a commentator.
>>154023473>E. petey>M. peteyE.M. identity confirmed
can we discuss hockey pls
>>154023474Queer for pussy. OH YEAAAAAAH!
>>154023474That depends, we must know if he's a Celebrini simp.
>scoreless collage draw
>>154023494i'm the one that traded celebitch in my fantasy league before the season started. That queer bitch can die at center ice for all I care.
>>154023489>Can we talk about the two snca gamesMight as well talk about the paint drying on my wall.
>>154023493>QueerYes, that's obvious.
>>154023508you paint the wall at 9pm on a friday?
>>154023425Why would you go to Maui if you have the beaches of Florida to spend your off season in?
>>154023489Buffalo remains the best team in the east
>>154023517I got a big wall...for you.
Dallas has lost the last 4 games. They're frauds
>Dabres use the Pokémon level-up sound when they get out of the penalty boxsimultaneously based and horrifically cringe
>trippingthis is gary's NHL
>>154023539faggy mcfag coach's legacy is still living on there.
>>154023560Maybe he was right about Otter
>>154023558Are you ever gonna come visit your home. Surely you think about the US when you're teaching English to those Asian.
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>>154023366Is it worth trying?
>>154023592yeah couple times a yearalso there's no such thing as english teachers that's a myth perpetuated by /trv/
>saw the replay of the guy knocking the stick up into his own face>"the penalty is confirmed"GARYMADETHECALL
>>154023594I would have cried on TV
>>154023631Are the sakura in bloom yet, Yamato?
>>154023645Gary must've saw that and thought, "This guy is a retard. Get him out of here."
my nittanies :)
>>154023621>"asked the Virgin... "
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>>154023580Otter either stands on his head or sprays diarrhea everywhere. No inbetween.
>>154023670it's just starting now in western honshu
>>154023621not really. I had one and wouldn't get another
>>154021101f-fire lindy
