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>Soilers
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my BoltZ :)
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>>154023671
the only thought in his mind was keeping the wild card race artificially close for more TV viewership
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his head look like a peenor lol
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>>154023683
lmao this guy makes Darnelles head bigger everytime
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>>154023690
good analysis. he does seem like a playoff choker
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Not a single post worth reading
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>>154023683
>>154023683
>>154023683
>four B1G teams in the FF quarterfinals
Neat, still rooting for the Broncos
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Ah fuck. What do you mean the Sens are facing the Bolts? God dammit, we were so close to making a wildcard spote. Oh well, guess I'll go and cope about next year.
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>4:00 PP
>2 SOG
kwab do dead wings really
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>>154023734
they have 2 PPGs, tampon flag. Learn to hockey before posting.
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I hate the softpusys and muh softpusys posters. Simple as.
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didn't ask
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>>154023732
absolutely annihilated that fag

all goalies are gay btw, imagine playing a game where your job is to be on your knees and sometimes do the splits while men stand around and throw things at you
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>the Motor City and all of that stuff
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>>154023755
so you're admitting that they're not playing a full 60?
got some goals earlier and now just want to park the bus?
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No one ever ask, but he sure loves pretending we do. Lmao
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Detroit still won't be in a playoff spot after this win.
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>>154023755
retards like you are the reason we have these abhorrent captchas
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>>154023778
>all goalies are gay btw
But who's the gayest?
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>>154023801
Good. You're welcome.
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>>154023806
your team's
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>>154023801
>He can't tell the differences between fucking shapes
Lmao
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>>154023784
>park the bus
It's 4-1, you raped faggot. 4-2 now, but still.
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>>154023801
the captchas should be harder
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>>154023693
neat. I hope you enjoy it
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>patty with an MT
neat
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>>154023813
Yeah, Ullmark is kind of a queer
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>sad bovine noises
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Alive wings
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>he enjoys doing 3 goypuzzles before he posts
kwab nice self-rape dumbass
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>>154023784
Yes
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>>154023842
captchas killed /fit/
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>>154023851
Will the team ever forgive him? He kinda ruined their season.
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>>154023828
>you raped faggot
holy seethe lmao
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>>154023854
Fucking disgusting fat cunt
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>>154023801
>easiest captcha in years
>complain

You have the brain of a woman and the body of a man
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>>154023877
hey, don't poke fun at the fine people of Buffalo
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>2nd stoppage in 2 days during the NCAA tournament because of problems with the glass
is gary behind this? there aren't even good nhl games tonight
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>>154023868
No. That fucker has COST US GAMES! WE COULD'VE BEEN IN A PLAYOFF SPOT IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A HISSY FUT OVER BOOSE!
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>>154023867
lmao makes sense, /tg/ barely even mentioned it
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>>154023867
>dumb gym bros cant figure out the captcha
Kwab
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>he still has to do three
I've been doing one forever now; it's the easiest captcha this horrid site has ever had
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>>154023863
I do 1 because I'm not a retard
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>>154023778
OK brian

>>154023856
Ok Daniel

>>154023867
Ok Sean
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>>154023863
>He calls anything he doesn't understand goyslop
Lmao
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>>154023889
Is that Riley Reid or Melissa Moore? I can never tell.
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The captcha gets easier the longer you stay on the same ip. People who are whinging about doing 3 super hard captchas all the time are changing ips all the time. Like others have said, I do 1 piss easy captcha, a lot of times none.
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>>154023915
he's just trying to frame it in a way he'll happily consoim
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>>154023887
I'm not poking fun because nothing is fun or funny about that man. You ruined my night by posting that image. That image that I will never be unable to unsee. Thanks anon, I really hope you realize what you have just done. FUCK
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>>154023854
they'll still make playoffs
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>>154023957
jen
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not dead yet!
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>>154023898
>>154023933
This knowledge makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside -_-
>like a sleepy, cozy kitty in my mind
All those IP switcherinos can all join hands and eat shit, big time

>most dangerous draw in Albany
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i have seider, kane and debrincat on my fantasy team. tonight was a nice night.
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shut the fuck up trb
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>>154023989
Hellebuyck was super fucking good
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OK, the Cup is back on the menu.
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disliking a humiliation ritual doesn't imply a lack of understanding
the self-rape continues kwab nice one faggot
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>>154024025
yeah, he was my one worry, but he went fuckin insane in the medal round games.
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>he gets humiliated by captcha
kwab go flames
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hawks graped again, this time by the rags
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Was hoping Melody Martin would come back from the dead with this Sabres revival.
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>>154024035
He was the better choice compared to Swayman and Otter
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>>154024054
Who will saAAAAAve her soul? Da da dadadadada DA DA DA!
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>>154024061
100%, but man, was the goalie options looking grim as the NHL season was progressing.
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>>154024054
do lesbians go to lesbian heaven
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>>154023893
No one wants to use /tg/ anymore. The whole board got raped by schizo posters and coomsumers.
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>>154024084
Goalies this season all suck
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>>154023895
/fit/ has intelligent posters that have mastered bro science
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>no Gary Times tonight
lame, Gary... lame...
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>>154024007
It also has something to do with your cookies, it resets when you delete them as well.
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>>154024124
hellaGOD should have doggy-hump macklin right after this.
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he needs a linemate or 2
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>>154024025
>>154024035
He only sucks in the playoffs because the Jets overplay him. Last year they even played him after they clinched the Presidents's Trophy
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>>154024147
He needs a proper mentor
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>>154024136
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>>154024136
Correct
I had a few internal issues that required a reset, and that was an annoyance I could have done without
>there should be a method to retain those cookies on a reset
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I feel sorry for any of you not watching this college game
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>>154024147
What's the "A" stand for in his case?
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>>154024160
Imagine if the jets management wasn't retarded and he was part of a decent tandem
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>most dangerous collage intermission in Albany
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>>154024194
In their defence, he's also the mind of retard goalie that demands to start every game and that market can’t exactly tell him to shut up and sit
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>>154024184
mckenna do anything?
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>>154024232
I'm excited to watch Mckenna on my team next season.
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>>154024162
Corey tried to be but we all know how that turned out...
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I feel sorry for anyone without FLOHockey or whatever network broadcasts the Whiskey League. I can't figure that shit out, it's a Dallass or an LA thing, V+
>anyway, minor leagues are still on, and so is the Frozen Four
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>>154023933
incorrect and retarded but you do you senpai

>>verifigayshun not required
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>>154024253
God, can you just IMAGINE blowing a load inside of Mrs. Bedard?
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>>154024271
Oh, hello Corey Perry
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natalie imbruglia, now THERE was a woman of my childhood.
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>>154024253
the locker room hazing went all wrong
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>>154024232
had a couple nice moves and a few good passes but no points yet, -1 but not his fault at all
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>>154023989
>noooooooo I'm Connor McDavid I should be able to just heropuck this nooooo don't stop me nooooooooo
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>>154024346
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>>154024320
I'm torn between her and Gwen
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>>154024366
I just choose both, and some more others, and I don't care what people say.
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>>154024364
delete this
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>>154024380
based red bull sipper
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>>154024266
Youre not cool
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listening to the soundtrack of Drive (2011) and watching some hockey and hanving some drinks. Life is good.
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>>154024455
BUT HE'S IN JAPAN!!! BAKA!!!!
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>>154024478
Sitting on his army base shitposting on 4chan thinking he's the shit until his C.O. comes along and tells him to clean the toilets again.
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>he's totally in Japan and totally teaching English on an Army post
I trust him
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what do canadian women smell like
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>>154024568
Curry.
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>>154024568
french fries and gravy
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>>154024568
sweat and adrenaline
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>>154024364
what a terrible turn of events going back up the ice
reminds me of that olympic tragedy
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>>154024568
bags of salty coins
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I like the Åland poster.
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>>154024568
like salty, milky bags sandy coins
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>>154024642
why would she do this in front of her mother and brother?
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>>154024346
it's not his fault that his team is so dickless that he has to put them on his back every single game

wait yeah it is lmao who the fuck gets their agent hired as poho
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>>154024652
because she has no standards
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>>154024633
same
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>>154024659
how do I get a hockey chick with no standards?
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>>154024633
checked
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>>154024676
Can you skate?
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>>154024676
luck of the draw, partner
>good luck and happy trails
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Fucking gay ass Sabres are no help for our penguins
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>>154024676
check twitter
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>>154024702
>leaked photo of Gary at the Houston expansion draft announcement.
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>>154024694
Yes. Can (You)?
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>>154024725
Go Wranglers
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I can't believe I'm saying this, and I can't believe it's true. But it is, and let me tell you - 15 games, 30 teams in action, and wouldn't you know it, wouldn't you GODDAMN know it that each and EVERY FUCKING GAME

IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
FUCK
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>>154024702
a john wayne for our time
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>>154024744
you guys say that everyday
you make it impossible for gary to please you
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>>154024744
>sens vs boltZ
>ducks vs soilers
>ruins vs mild
>pens vs stors
>habs vs preds
>mammies vs kangz
it's a b grade night
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>>154024744
for me it's going to be sens nings, ducks oilers, stars pens, dinner, mams kings
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>>154024744
>gary has shannon working 12 hour shift today
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>>154024772
He's just giving Gary something to shoot for
gotta have a target to aim at so the thrill of the game isn't lost on you, as a CEO, ya see...
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>>154024797
but I shower everyday >:(
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shut the fuck up trb
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my nittanies haven't had a shot in 10 minutes
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>>154024809
Awfully sleepy match-up
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>>154024809
they haven't had a shot all season.
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>>154024809
Penn State will find a way to win
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>rhythmic slapping noises
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>>154024857
Oh yeah I forgot Penn State is a rape school
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>scoreless draws in minor league locations
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>>154024744
Go lightning
Go panthers
Bo wild
Go penguins
Go sharks
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>>154024744
Canucks vs Flames is going to be a bloodbath.
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this blackhawks team is so fucking soft man, absolutely pathetic stuff. the defensemen have had SIX hits TOTAL in the past two games. grow a fucking sack. not to even mention that they're absolute dogshit
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>>154024744
>OTT TBL
Decent
desperate team vs. a good team that's fallen off since the olympics

>FLA NYI
Shit
not-trying shit vs. trying and still shit

>ANA EDM
Mystery
could be great, could be shit, both teams think they're great, both have long stretches of shit, absolute coinflip

>MIN BOS
Lame
zero motivation vs. mediocre

>DAL PIT
Good
good team on a losing streak vs. decent team that has to fight for its insecure position, lots to play for

>NJ CAR
Lame
shit team that doesn't care anymore vs. good team, an old playoff rivalry ruined by one team sucking now

>SJS CBJ
Decent
falling-off team vs. ascending team, both have a reason to try really hard

>SEA BUF
Lame
bad team vs. good team, but maybe the bad team will try because the rest of the Pacific is so shit that they're not out of it yet

>TOR STL
Shit
shit vs. shit, both pretending they're not shit, just shit everywhere

>MTL NSH
Good
good team vs. team fighting for its life, should be fun

>WPG COL
Shit
bad and not trying vs. good and not trying so hard that they're becoming bad again

>PHI DET
Good
barely out of the playoffs vs. thinks they deserve to be in them (but still out), fighting for the same spot

>UTA LA
Lame
good team vs. zombie team

>VAN CGY
Nightmarish
absolute shit vs. nearly-absolute shit

>WSH VGK
Shit
shit and out of it vs. shit and should be out of it except they're in an even-more-shit division, a 2018 SCF rematch ruined by both teams being different varieties of shit
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>>154024965
Thanks for the summary. I remember you doing them last season around this time
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>>154024913
the retard bowl
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>>154025033
Makes for good /hoc/.
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BUSINESS IDEA GARY SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF EARLIER:

> Phony Jerseys for all the teams on April Fool's Day, haha!!!
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business idea: gary uses his mossad contacts to improve /hoc/ with a single well-placed bullet
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>>154025052
remember when they had nights when you could turn in fake chinese jerseys for discounts on real ones?
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>154025178
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BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
>inhales
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>154025017
no idea what you're talking about, must have been someone else
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>>154024054
lmao Melody stops watching the Sabres and then they become good. Looks like the lesbo was the problem all this time
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>>154025281
>they're still two places out of the playoffs
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>>154025304
I am spoiler pilled now
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yo /hoc/, check this out
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>>154025413
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>>154025281
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>Pedo State
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>scoreless third period in Calgary
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>>154025569
>Plap State
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>college hockey on
>one of the whitest pastimes in america
>not a single darkie in the arena
>cuts to commercial
>extreme close up of some black guy's horrible eczema neck
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lmao this tard is actually watching commercials
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>a scoreless Whiskey League over time
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wonder if my bro had fun at smackdown i hope so
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>>154025661
i'm watching a hockey game that happens to be punctuated by commercials retard
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>the cittany of the Nittany Lions
hilarious
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>Pedo Stte
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Lmao McKenna trying to block that empty netter
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>>154025746
shades of elias pettersson with that one
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time for deepy sleepys, lads, get some good ones
>good ol' deepy sleepy weekends
See you in the AM
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>>154025779
please delete my picture
thank you
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>>154025755
Elias Pettersson relying on defensive play to justify his contract is proof Loui Eriksson was his biggest influence as a young player.
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McKenna is going to be the next Kyle Turris
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>>154025804
Kyle Turris had a long and respectable career. Any player would be lucky to have a run like he did.
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>Put up a ton of points in a meme league full of literal children
>Go and play with adults because you now have an ego
>Suck shit and lose
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>B1G v. NCHC
>NCHC v. NCHC
>B1G v B1G
>NCHC v. ECAC
Hockey East is Dead
and ECAC is getting a severe downgrade this off-season
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>>154025903
>cough up the game-deciding turnover
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I haven't watched any NCAA games but I do wonder about McKenna, he was 3rd overall in scoring but just how indicative of his NHL potential is that really, and I wonder if Stenberg would be better
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>>154026055
>drafting another fraud playing on meme ice
swedish prospects deserve more scrutiny than russians that refuse to play in the ahl tbqh.
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It’s up
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>>154025985
>Hmm, I have a forechecker closing in on me with position on my defenseman and the forward entering the zone on the right wing has coverage
>Better rim it as hard as possible to him instead of the man behind me with no one remotely near him
what was he thinking
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>>154026163
why did nu /hoc/ stop posting the pie graph?
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>>154026193
because I like cake
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>>154026193
It’s gay
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back from /smack/ bro's
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i'm a blues fan
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>>154026232
what brings you back to /hoc/ zhenya?
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>>154026243
idk who that is
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>>154026252
oh look its another heated rivalry golm
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>>154026263
i never watched that
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>>154025804
McKenna is Mitch Marner
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>>154026227
How was it. Anything cool happen?
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>>154026483
it was pretty awesome actually. Sami won the US belt from carmelo five star match popped my fucking ass several times
Jelly Roll took an RKO trying to stop randy and cody from fighting
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If they can have a team in south Florida why won't Gary put a franchise in Jamaica to grow the game?
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>>154026634
He could call them the Jamaican Jamiroquais
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beerpill me
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>>154026508
Sounds awesome bro
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>>154026634
Close enough?
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>>154026830
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>>154026833
The Jamaica Islanders
Makes more sense than the New York Peninsulars
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>>154026508
glad you had a good time bro i'm jealous
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anons while the interns are asleep we might be on something
>jlmis
>laffs
thats jamaica
>panturds
>hasbs
thats haïti
get the funding and relocate nash and utah to real atlantic hours
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>>154026868
KEK what a femur-disintegrating bitch
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I am so happy McKenna got exposed
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Three weeks until the playoffs
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>>154026889
homeboy got work seats could almost SNIFF rhea
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>>154026833
I wonder if Bob Marley knew about the Islanders
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>>154026918
cope Kevin R Nash tapped out to his cross face
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thanks gary
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>>154027023
He died 10 days before their second cup win
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gary controls the weather women, not the weather itself
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>>154027112
>Utah Snowpack
That's a sick name for a team, they should have used that.
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>>154026973
giwtwm
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where the fuck is everyone jesus christ it's not even that late
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>>154027805
we're all out partying at the club and having sex with our girlfriends, no time for /hoc/ posting when having sex with 50 women that's for sure
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>>154027855
Just as Gary intended
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There's no reason to not have a NHL team in New Hampshire. The New Hampshire Live Free or Die.
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>>154028014
nobody lives there bro
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>>154027805
I've playing video games.
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>>154028036
>I have playing video games
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>>154028036
what are you playing dude? can't be assed toknight. 10 hour day and have to go to bed soon bc work in the morning. i need to grind my pokemon sometime soon though to take on the elite 4
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>he has to grind to beat the kanto E4
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>>154028085
well i'd probably be okay my team is level 50 BUT i want to evolve dragonair to dragonite which doesn't happen until level 55. and i'm training my team to be the same level so about 5 levels for each team member to be completely and utterly desu
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>>154028114
alright, evolving dragonite is fair
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The car got a flat tire left it at work and ubered home.
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>>154028049
Playing Shadow Warrior right now. Starting to get in to it. I bought the whole trilogy for 12 bucks. Gonna take a break and eat soon.
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>>154028049
Youre just racing through those gyms huh
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>>154028217
yeah the gyms haven't been a problem but it's because i've taken even level teams to them. trying not to rush it like when i was a kid and just overleveled like 2 out of the 6 pokemon
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>>154028223
I know bro
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>>154028223
Which pokemon is it
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>>154028269
fire red
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the darkest hours of the night
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JUST
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>>154025779
>Paterno was innocent brotherr
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Its been a rough post-olympic schedule for our S&Psies ;(
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>>154029094
jen
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>>154029067
Forgot to turn off your VPN bro
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are there black french canadians?
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/ourgirl/ was sleepy watching whl ploffs

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S5VmCvMQVaM
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hoc more like extremely gay LOL LMAO
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>>154029197
Wee wee my nigga fr fr no cap mon ami
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>>154029197
yes but they are few: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_black_NHL_players
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I don't think the Bruins can take the Whilde Minnesotans and I feel things are slipping away
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and yet
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>laffs
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>>154029197
Instead of chinese they have french africans
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Behold: hockey puck
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never forget that PuraOra! PRIDE OF ORANGE is the official anime of /hoc/
https://youtu.be/vNAh7sFzLrU
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>>154029437
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>>154029464
>Canadian girl was BTFO in the game that mattered despite her skill
similar to recent events
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>>154029481
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for me it's the kalogeras sisters
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>>154029464
>>154029496
it's ok Kaiō-sama
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>>154029502
what
I don't understand this
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>>154029531
celebrini 'pregnated all 3
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business idea: switch position day
all players in all games must play a different position ie ovechkin plays goalie or hellebuck plays center etc
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>>154029538
sort of plausible because the Oilers AHL team is in California for some fuckass reason
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>>154029543
then what would Tom Wilson do?
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>>154029543
macklin on top
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>>154029546
garys design is inscrutable
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>>154029548
fuck your mother
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>>154029531
they're die hard oilers fans just like /hoc/
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>>154029553
imagine not having your farm team in a directly neighboring state or province
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business idea: ambidextrous sticks
the blade curvature can switch via pressing a button
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>>154029554
RUDE! RUDE!!
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>>154029562
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i'll beat the fuck out of jt miller if he ever steps foot in kamloops, bc

tell him that
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business idea: canadians buying tickets to nhl games in the us are charged a "losing the olympics" fee of $19.93
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>>154029590
I doubt he gives a shit.
true, there's guys you hate but you wouldn't hate if they were on >your team. but he doesn't fall into that category. gold medal doesn't change that. you can keep him, New York.
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>>154029598
only if you make the back payments sir
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>>154029598
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>>154029616
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is this true /hoc/ ?
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>>154029619
bro looks like imhotep in the 1999 thriller "the mummy" starring brendan fraser
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i'm just a gary
and my life is a nightmare
i'm just a gary
and i know that it's not fair
nobody cares cuz im alonein the league and
everyones making more money than meeeee
in NA
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>>154029632
hockeytwitter is having a melty over this btw
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>>154029623
thank you for Q. Hughes
>I don't like how he just decides to extend his shifts though, yeah he's skilled enough to get away with it in the regular season but it could bite us in the ass in the playoffs
>>
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>>154029632
>Gabriel said he wanted to save any further details for his own book.
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Just took a thick morning marner
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>>154029682
The GMs who vote on the Vezina only care about wins.
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>>154029710
all individual trophies are bullshit
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there should be a vagina trophy
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>>154029720
That’s just your mom
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>>154029717
You only think that because Americans hardly ever win them
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>>154029717
Individual trophies matters more and more in a league that soon has 40 teams where fans will go an entire lifetime without seeing their team ever win.
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Huomenta
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>>154029742
me 2 (but the opposite)
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viggo mortensen is a habs fan
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>>154029598
Won't be enough for the 200 billion isreal needs from you but I guess it will help
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I woke up early. Do I chug 300 mg of caffeine and go straight to the gym or wait until after lunch?
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>>154029730
if the Norris Trophy was actually about the best defenseman instead of sexy goals, Jonas Brodin would have won it multiple times.
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>>154029762
his version of lucifier is the best of all time
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viggo mortensen also witnessed the Miracle on Ice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsOqZ90TqLU
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Mckenna is on fraud watch
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>>154029727
you too> >154029851
he's shut down McDavid and MacKinnon night after night with no recognition. the position is called "defenseman", not "offenseman".
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>>154029774
They'll get that from globohomo Carney.
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>>154029851
>>154029881
fuck
offense gets on the highlight reels
defense wins championships
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>>154029730
>fans will go an entire lifetime without seeing their team ever win.
The leaves are already doing that.
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>>154029872
it's the same as every year, some Canadian kid is the new Gretzky.
smart GMs don't believe the hype from the Canadian hockey media
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mildcuck
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>>154029904
Celebrini is elite though. Shame he's drowning on the >shorks
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Big game for Our Sennies today
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Jackies play today
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>>154029905
>Men's Gold
>Women's Gold
>Paralympic Gold
it's our game now
your time is over
the future is our time
>>
we love Our Sennies here
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>>154029918
Celebrini > Bedard
but the hockey media glazes Bedard because he plays for an O6 team
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>>154029940
Bedard is a huge bust. Nobody still glazes him
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>>154029954
dude, have you ever watched a nationally televised game featuring the Blackhawks? take a shot every time they say "Bedard".
>you will die from alcohol poisoning
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>>154029930
briefly your country has these titles but not for long, and it doesnt hold a candle to the overall score.
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>>154029926

8-1 Blots.
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>>154029884
>globohomo
Even they dropped isreal . its just you chief now
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>>154029963
He is the only relevant member of the team now that Taylor Hall is gone
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>>154029968
the past is gone, now is all there is
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>>154029954
I would like to glaze him and also be glazed by him
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>>154029968
The ghost of Herb Brooks says you should take up cricket, saar.
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>>154029978
shant tolerate this disrespect for Nick Foligno
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>>154029968
Our Paralympic team could beat your normal team
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>>154029974
It's you and Carney and Bank of England, retard.
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>>154029988
where was Canada in 1980? lol.
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>>154029985
b-but you're both boys
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>>154029999
You got that right
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>>154029996
We don't give money to isreal . w
Suoer weird projection in the middle of you bankrolling Operation Epstein
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>>154029999
So what?
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>>154030007
Kek, the globohomo bank of England cunt doesn't give shekels to globohomo? Retard.
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*ahem*
>1993
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>>154029997
>where was Canada in 1980?
fucking dogs, importing poos, and the like
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>>154029997
In 1980? We were on Pluto playing a hockey tourney against the ayys
Spoiler alert, we won and they decided not to exterminate Earth so ur welcum
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>>154030016
>globohomo globohomo globohomo
I accpet your concession
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just go to the net, dont even need a twig
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>>154030025

> t. globohomo enjoyer
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>globohomo
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Real Canadian Derangement Hours

You americucks know that it's really pathetic how much you outwardly envy Canadian Hockey right?
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>>154030053

1993
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>>154030031
You can just save the jannies the effort of banning you and leave
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>>154029940
BustBrini
SilverBrini
FaggotBrini
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>>154030069
Yeah, these queers should fuck off.
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>>154029730
that just blew my mind a bit bro
my team went 29 years (1996-2025) without winning. in a league that had 12 teams until 2014 and after that, 14.

1993 might never end.
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>>154030133
Unbelievably grim
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>>154030133
Good
If 1993 ended so would /hoc/ retards running /sp/
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>>154030133
>1993 might never end.
>might never.
>never.
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this is dated jan 6th 2025
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Holy jumpin', there's a dozen teams I want to lose tonight. A tidal wave of spite be upon them. May they be smote and banished and no garytime.
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>>154029872
Stenberg is the best player in the draft
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What is it called when a cat sneaks into a dog show?
A cata-strophe
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>>154030272
I don't trust Frolunda frauds
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>>154030279
*throws tomato*
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>>154030241
They're on a generational run
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>>154030241
f-fire lindy
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>>154030300
Then tell a better joke
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He needs more time
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would /hoc/ dump their wives/gf's to watch Marlène Boissonnault play?
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I'm going to see Krakies and Canies live in November, bros!!
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>>154029557
this is everything. they are so iconic
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hi
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>>154030582
Welcome, did you bring the stuff?
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>>154029632
If she was Indian, you had to take a shit on the ice
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>>154030586
Yeah
Here you go
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>>154030554
Based! You're going to have so much fun :)
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cute moment after the women lost in the olympics
:3
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>>154030607
Thanks
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>>154030626
yw
Just be careful with it though, don't get too crazy now. That stuff will turn a twink into a t-rex.
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>>154030624
Meanwhile mackinnon tore his apart
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>>154030641
Nah I understand. I want to bench 3pl8 in a year and a half
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>>154030641
K, do I need the adapter for this, or do I just mix it in with the rest?
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>>154030624
Mckinnon's is named Bruce.
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>>154030664
Oh trust me fren, you will :)
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>>154030675
Just fackin mix er up
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>>154030582
Hi (。◕‿‿◕。)
>>
Amazing job by jannies
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>he said this stuff is intermixable and doesn't need a power converter or anything
WOW, Thanks, mister.. yer the best
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>>154030713
They should be making as much as Gary's interns
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>>154030716
it's authentic hawaiian pancake mix
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>>154030713
Fuck off, /hoc/ is always on topic

>>154030716
I'm actually 45th best but thanks
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>>154030678
I appreciate it. I want to impress the other guys at my gym
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>>154030732
You teenagers and your "strain names"
>>154030744
Well, at least yer keeping track.. that's an updoot
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>>154030745
I'll give Gary a B- for tonight's schedule
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>>154030757
seconded
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>>154030751
It's straight outta maui
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>>154030745
third-to-last saturday of the season and only 5 of the 16 games are divisional. i'll give gary a fat F for failure.
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>>154030745
the times here are wrong. Oilers play at 1230
>>
JEN
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>>154030582
morning
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>>154030815
sydney, nova scotia's the centre of the garyverse, b'y
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>>154030817
oh snap
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>scoreless fucking swedish games

COME OOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!! Do it already... why don't ya...
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>>154030859

CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
>the village of Ängelholm
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>>154030887
that'll fucking show'em
> When doesn't Gary get a little disciplinarian and dish out some penance
player's association, I'm betting
>>
>>
>> Why doesn't
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>>154030887
lame
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Olympic Gold medalist John Tortorella.
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>>154030962
He has a gold medal and Michkov is floundering
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>>154030962
My god, look how calm he is now? so docile
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>>154030992
he's aged well
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>>154031006
I'm gonna guess that he's getting more suana
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>>154030974
Cerebral palsy Rick.
https://youtu.be/SHDpXnPkb1E?si=AAtrAdCn49gerQj8&t=141
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>>154030817
LOL GET IT

HE HAD A BAD GAME

LAUGH
>>
my roommate is slowly transitioning from male to female, should I kick him out? I normally support the LGBTQ+ community but this is getting weird, he’s walking around in dresses and singing Tate McRae.
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>>154031085
I think you have bigger problems
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>>154031095
what do you mean?
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>>154031085
this is why i dont want roommates.
i want to find cheap land and buy a mobile/trailer home and put it there.
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>>154031111
I want to do that if I can ever find a remote job
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>>154031111
well, now it's official
checked
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>>154031015
I should start using the gym sauna 3 times a week
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>>154031141
/hoc/ is pooling our money together to make a mansion in bumfuck nova scotia
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BUSINESS IDEA:

/hoc/ buys its own trailer park, and we form an enclave
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>>154031085
you should destroy his bussy and make him your woman
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>>154030992
he left philadelphia and new york
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>>154031149
yes, you should
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>>154031211
I wish my gym sauna was hotter. 150 isn't enough
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i can't wait for /hoc/ to have a melty over bouchard winning the norris
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My penguins play today
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>>154031273
I'm excited for you
>kick some Dall-ass
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>>154030745
st poouis is bad enough we may accidentally win again, darn it!
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gary has a big lineup of games for us today
grab your coffee
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>>154031425
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>>154031425
I had a yummy red bull but I think I'll have another
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>>154031440
You ought to vodka up that Red Bull, it's the weekend and all



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