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Dabres Edition
>>153988416
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post the dabres webm
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>rags
>laffs
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>>153993168
I’ll post it after they beat the pooins tonight
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first for bud and mitch and copey and Dominick
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>>153993202
based list of winners
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>>153993193
Who’s got the webm of him getting a stuffy?
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You now remember Mike BabCOCK.
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>>153993193
Fuck cuckkinnon
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>>153993193
With everything they are going to have to deal with this year I'm glad Americans were able to have this
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>>153993252
I wonder what he saw on players phones
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>Darren Raddysh emerges as a top defenseman
>Hedman isn't a 1st pair defenseman any longer
>immediately put Hedman on LTIR so you can sign Raddysh to a big contract
Smart teams always cheat.
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>rags
>laffs
thank u, gary
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>>153993401
/hoc/ wins either way
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>>153993431
kek why
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>>153993236
here's makfaggot crying in the background with his stuffy
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>rags have fewer points than >laffs
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Tick tock M10ntreal
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I just want to personally congratulate the blue jackets for beating the habs 10 years ago.
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my hawkies won last night, Levshunov is getting better every game and Frondell is going to be better than Barkov :)
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>>153993515
mtenntreal?
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>>153993401
I've got both primed
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eating my leftover curry
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This is how it ended last night
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>>153993554
is curry even good? it looks like spicy soup with rice
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>>153993563
yeah it's good bro
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>eating poo food
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Rags and laffs will be a meme game
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>7:30 puck drop
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I don't trust canadians
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>>153993609
You know just as well as I that puck drop will be at like 7:45, this is Gary’s oldest trick
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>>153993554
vermont curry? katsu curry?
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>>153993616
Same
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RIP
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>>153993644
KWABford Whalekwabs
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>>153993622
i don't have anything to do with anything related to vermont after that cunt fucked me over
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>>153993658
Same
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>https://www.collegehockeynews.com/community/bracketcontest/main.php?edit=2026
thoughts?
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I might throw on the Brock interview
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>>153993657
I still see their merch in the wild
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just bought vampire the masquerade: bloodlines
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>>153993658
>>153993675
Vermont attracts a special kind of weird
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>>153993698
I've heard good things about it for years but never bothered with it. Let me know if the women are sexy.
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>>153993698
my brother liked it a lot but hes a manlet
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>>153993737
same that's why i downloaded it. i heard the sequel that came out last year was dogshit but it was made by literal whos
>>153993740
kek
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last name gary first name greatest
im like a lower bod jury i aint nothing to play with
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>>153993698
I heard jey uso is in that
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>>153993755
Gary is a first name...
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>>153993698
it's good but it's super dated jank. more of a time capsule of the late 90s if anything
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>>153993766
like your mothers box
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blown the fuck OUT
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>>153993773
bro....uncalled for
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>>153993776
like your mothers box
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just took a massive marner in the women's head and didn't flush lol take that Lt. Girlboss
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>>153993780
my mom has never had sex im afraid
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>>153993783
what ship are you on?
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>>153993788
Actually when she told you that she meant just with your dad or at least the guy you think is your dad because im actually your dad and was the one that blew your mothers box out
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>>153993794
S.S. Anne
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>>153993794
I'm not on a ship at all
except for the champion-ship
me being the champion at disrespecting women in the military
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>>153993805
JEN
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>>153993798
my mom and dad have been together since 8th grade :))
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>>153993798
That anon isn't lying. He was conceived in a lab like Celebrini and Hudson.
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>>153993808
Woe that sucks
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Does Gary have sex or does he reproduce asexually
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>>153993794
hoc is a chair force general we dont ride boats here
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>>153993766
thanks. sounds good to me 98-05 is probably my favorite era
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>>153993817
nah its cute
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>>153993823
asexually. he views sex as beneath him
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gary was on the island
source: I was on the island
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>>153993823
Gary cloned himself as a girl and married it.
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>>153993832
Are you telling me Gary is a top
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>>153993783
Weren't you afraid that a woman would see you coming out of the bathroom?
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>>153993829
Have you played Medal of Honor Allied Assault? There is a fan made free version that works on modern computers and includes both expansions. Same with Battlefield 1942.
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>fearing women
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>>153993848
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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>>153993844
both of those ruled
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>>153993853
Based
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>>153993860
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>>153993334
The tranpa gay lgbtning have been a faggot team since their inception. The league and you know who decided to build the game in the sunbelt and gifted them the cup in 04. It was such a moneymaker they tried it soon after in Carolina, which was pushing it. But it was enough of a money printing machine to do it again twice during COVID. And so effective in fact they did it with Florida right after and it also worked with varying degrees of success. So don’t be surprised if they go to Tampa again to fire up those jersey printing machines. They already got the blue and white ref unis on in the war room in Toronto if last nights game was any indication. Long story short Tampa is gay and sucks sucks and kucherov is and always was a diving diva prancing figure skating cum swallower much like all of his (and Tampa’s) fans
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>>153993870
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>153993698
I watched a 2x speed play through on youtube a couple of months back, looked fun.
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>>153993852
women are coomers
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Your cup winners: The Columbus Blue Jackets
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>>153993870
Youd get heemed by a homeless nigger if you walked around ybor city talking like that
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laffs can eliminate the rags from the yoffs to ight
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>>153993783
that's called a roy now
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>>153993883
gary won't like that
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>>153993698
Where my kindred: the embracedCHADS at??
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>>153993903
Actually we call em Patricks bke
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>>153993883
Do you really think they can beat the dabres?
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more like johnny's bike
kwab go flames
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>>153993911
you can also say rielly
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Perreault-Zibanejad-Lafrenière
Kartye-Miller-Sheary
Cuylle-Trocheck-Sýkora
Raddysh-Brodzinski-Chmelař

Gavrikov-Fox
Borgen-Schneider
Robertson-Iorio

Laffs better not lose to this
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>>153993940
we dont post adam foxenbergstromsteinowitz here
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i will be watching rags laffs
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>>153993945
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>>153993884
Sorry but I don’t associate much with tranpa gay fans or homeless niggers as you call them because I don’t enjoy slipping and sliding in sewage like the typical Tampa bay fan that is perpetually sitting in a puddle of piss shit and pus from their vile axe wound of a back alley vaginoplasty
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Today, it's Officially Eliminated Day for the Rangers in Toronto.
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>>153993954
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>>153993955
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america wins cups and gold medals
canada makes gay hockey shows
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>>153993236
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>>153993962
Kek Kevin Owens is my favorite modern wrestler
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>>153993974
Nah actually I hate Dallas too ever since they cheated to win the cup
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>>153993978
Thanks
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so many virgins in this thread
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>>153994010
I'm 5'8 and might be gay :(
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>>153994010
I'm definitely not one of them haha
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>>153994010
watch out gents, we have a sex haver in this very thread
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>Dabres
>Broons
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>>153994013
just like my cole caufield
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/hoc/ waits for marriage like crosby
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/hoc/ gets sloppy seconds like Dion Phaneuf
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>>153994010
just like my islanders
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/hoc/ smells like updog
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>>153993698
bro you should refund and pirate, the publisher doesn't deserve a single cent after what they did to troika
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>>153993980
one of my favorite moments ever was a card in Japan and the girls gave him flowers and threw streamers and he threw the flowers into the crowd and said I HATE THIS COUNTRY AND I HATE ALL OF YOU
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>>153994066
What does updog smell like
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>1st in the East
My body is ready
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>>153994077
like a henway
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>>153994077
Fromunda
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>>153994077
Steve Jobs
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what does Lauren Gardner smell like
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Dahlin is gonna have a big night
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Dahlin is gonna have a small night
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im the best at sex in /hoc/
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>>153994083
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>>153994073
Jen that's my boy
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>scoreless draws
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>>153994127
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It’s so fucking over for my penguins ):
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>>153994148
RIP in Peace
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>>153994148
GOOD
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>>153994148
:)
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>>153994148
ooh maybe that's how the islanders make it in
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HERE WE GO BOYS
>RAGS
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They had a punch-up in piestany that's where adam sykora is from
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>>153994148
They can be that team that is in obvious decline and falls out the division spot but clings to the last wildcard like a looney toon falling off a cliff
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>rags
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>rags
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sgar<
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based on results that would benefit my team the most i have to root for leafs. sabres is cool though
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If the >rags lose tonight they’re out of the playoffs
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Is the center of a regulation NHL hockey puck filled with strawberry jam?
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>>153994259
it's cloudberry, everyone knows that
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Yeah, I'm a retard
Fackin fight me about it
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>>153994271
they named you after you?
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>>153994270
I had to look that up. Looks fucking delicious
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>>153993988
I hate all 32 teams. All faggoty cheating fags.
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>>153994290
sybau :'))))
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>>153994259
On special occasions Gary will fill it up with his Special Sauce instead
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>>153994281
yeah
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>>153994304
How does such a wide dick fit in a hole so small?
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the rags are a joke
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>>153994297
If my team lost, the other team cheated.
If my team wins, it was fair n square.
Simple as.
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>>153994317
If you would like a personal demonstration I can show you...
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>>153994323
just like my islanders
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>rags
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>>153994297
The Whale is never coming back
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>>153994329
I don't want to see your pimento loaf
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I need the rags to win because there is a certain gap that I want widened...
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SCARRRRRRR
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>Dabres
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holy FUCK tage
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that goal was pretty dimes
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ewwwww diapy
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>>153994148
trust in didney
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>>153994368
somehow i dont think the canucks are going to make up 15 points on the rags
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>>153994290
They are
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>>153994492
probably but they usually play their best hockey when they've been eliminated and there's only a handful of games left
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holy shit this bitch on TNT needs to shut up
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>Using purple pucks
Why?
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>>153994553
they're more of a rouge burgundy I'd say
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lmao
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Fuck Yea, Intermission! Gonna go ruin the bathroom with a spicy MacKinnon!
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I'm tired of being a Laffs fan. I'm tired of being a lot of things, actually.
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sorry, the laffs cannot outshit the rags
it cant be done
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>>153994148
Crosby is never making playoffs again
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>>153994670
what do >34 year old girls smell like
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>>153994670
Cap
She is 54, at least
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>>153994679
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>>153994670
You know what must be done...
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>>153994711
Drink Labatt? Will do
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>>153994711
Based
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Detroit bros...
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>>153994709
*places a pumpkin in your path*
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>>153994711
I wonder what other team's logo would make for a drinkable vessel. Bolts?
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>>153993823
>Gary has been married for 50 years
How
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When will Shesterkin request a trade to a decent team?
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>>153994802
A multi-hose 3-gallon beer bong for Kraken games
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>>153994784
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>>153994772
>vegass
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>>153994821
>request
try: demand
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>>153994670
The Dabres bandwagon is open to everyone
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>rags
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>>153994772
it's all part of the plan
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>>153994920
I'm rooting for them and utah
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>11 SOG
>3-0
were trying to tank, the rags are just too dogshit
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>>153994920
amanda whateverfield was so fuckin' hot in that movie.
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happy rags elimination day
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>>153995040
lacey chabert was hotter
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We LOVE refpuck
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>>153995067
>nu-n-n-nuhh uhhhh!!!!
typical canacuck response. just appreciate both, you faggot.
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>They stopped selling the sour cream glazed at all 15,000,000 nearby locations
Leafbros, I miss when they were good
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If Kucherov finishes the season with the most points he might win the Art Ross
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REF'D
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>>153995081
shut up homo
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>>153995107
"""might"""
69% chance
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>>153995101
do they still sell the coconut?
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>>153994297
Sorry but I cannot comment either way or another as I do not watch the NFL
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Goalie penalties should be served by the goalie, but you get to put two regular guys in net with no sticks.
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he needs some dunkin
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>>153995131
I'll shut you up with my 10-incher you keep it going.
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>>153995142
Not in a long, long time
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>>153995161
He's busy with his new daughter
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REF'D version 2.0
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>>153995170
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>>153995170
post body
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>>153995205
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>>153995211
Don't want to. I'm shy.
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it's always fun when goalies chimp out. here's one from a few days ago in the ahl
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>>153995261
This is the way
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badass berube showing off his battle scar to the camera
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>>153995298
thats called a marner strip
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if the rangers get another goal im gonna go for a run
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>>153995257
I'll post body when I have abs
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>>153995339
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yass queens
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the crowd noise in buffalo sounds like it's being compressed
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gary needs to spread these games out a little better
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>>153995352
all paid actors btw.
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it's mika march
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>>153995352
this is everything. the pwhl is so iconic
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>30 nba teams in action
>only 4 nhl teams playing
gary just keeps winning
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>>153995352
Sad
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>>153995417
why did you post the slow motion version?
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>>153995352
I'm amazed they've lasted this long
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>>153995434
most money-laundering schemes do...
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>>153995406
Yea, well the can't rightly play 5 teams. Can they?
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the fuck? that guy shoved someone in his own bench and they all chimped out on him being on their bench? Why are hockey players so fucking retarded?
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>>153995352
grim
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>>153995417
whys president faggot at the chick game? whos he have to perform for now that hes retireded?
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>>153995473
we're pussypuck enjoyers here we love our womeme
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>>153995473
it was from a long time ago
>whos he have to perform for now that hes retireded?
katy perry
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>>153995473
he's fucking the rotting meat flaps of Katy Perry
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>>153995491
he just wants to get his homo son a record deal because he can't use taxpayer money to fund his shit music anymore
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/hoc/ respects women, both on and off the ice.
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>>153995541
Source?
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>>153995541
Nah
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>>153995541
Islam is right
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>>153995550
me and ur mum
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>>153995572
islam is right about jews gays and women but wrong about Jesus so it straight down the toilet
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>>153995550
>Providing emotional support stuffies
If this isn't respect, then who knows what is.
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gary needs to increase scoring
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>New """"Ice"""" skating rink opens up like 5 min from me
>Has Ice Skating in name
>Excited cause closest one is like 40 mins away
>Go in
>It's Synthetic(plastic) Ice skating rink
>Can't use Ice skates on it either only rollerblades
>Can't even shoot pucks off it

I know none of you fags play but I'm fuckin seething why would you put ice skating in the name
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>>153995612
never realized how grim bowies hairline is
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>>153995640
That's insanely grim
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>>153995640
flood it and make your own ice
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rags will pick 1st, cancucks are a lock for 3rd
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turn down the fake crowd noises, gare. you arent fooling anybody.
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Is hockey ice like dry ice that stuff's cold
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>>153995640
Synthetic ice is gross to skate on anyways. I remember attending a goalie camp where we were all just in our own little rooms with a sheet of synthetic ice and a puck shooting machine. Shit felt weird to move around on with skates
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>>153995680
No. It would be hard for them to breathe after a while.
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>>153995680
no it's made with wet ice
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>>153995680
No, it would get too foggy and fog attracts bats
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Tonight is a battle of >finnish goaltending
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>>153995659
me neither
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>grit
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Bombston being salty faggots as usual
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Buffalo looking like a team.
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>ruins
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>Get scored on
>Get a penalty
>Get scored on
Pottery
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>look at how aware Thompson is
>he knew exactly where Zucker was
It was deflected pass you dumb fucking cunt THIS IS WHY FEMALES SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT SHIT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND. SHE WATCHED 4 REPLAYS AND DIDN'T CORRECT HERSELF
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>rags
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>lohrei
Kwab
Retard
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>r4gs
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old man tavares can still shoot the puck
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>>153995811
Lohrei should be tarred and feathered for singlehandedly flipping the game
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We thought you were a class act. Looks like it was all just an act.
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Dear John,
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2500 games with the sabres, that man has seen some shit.
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Do you remember when you said you wanted to lift the Stanley Cup here, at Nassau?
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my broons can't stop the dabres
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heres how my laffies can still lose this
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>Walt Disney Presents: The Rags
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igor out there lookin like a washed unc
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what team does Geddy Lee root for?
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>hockey over for the night in a few minutes
guess I'll have to watch some anime or something
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>>153995883
The blue jays
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He has a name
its Matt Barzal
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>>153995889
I'm going to play world of tanks like a fucking retard
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>>153995889
I'm watching Erased
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>>153994598
times like this i'm a little disappointed that i don't have a greater capacity for taking joy in others' suffering because it seems like a blast
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>rags
>laffs
>cubbies
>daggers
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its time like this you learn to post some >rags
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/our/ dykes are getting bolder and bolder
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>rags
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rags [E]
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>>153995943
have you tried realizing that you could die tomorrow and all of what you have done would mean nothing so you might as well live in the moment and laugh at stupid people, shit on faggot retards and do drugs and alcohol religiously?
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>>153995959
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>>153995973
That's an interesting perspective. I wish I had lived happier
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like when Big Z throws checks out like it going out of style
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playing some rebirth after i get the stuttering sorted out
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some guy in my fantasy league is -8 in +/-. There are two fucking games on ffs.
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buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
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hey-o
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>>153995978
i just recently picked up that philosophy. I could get hit by some drunk driver cocksucker and that would be it. All that stressing out, all that worrying. for nothing. Now I go to work, hang out, have fun, come home, watch hockey, have some drinks, eat what I want. Life is good.
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>>153995981
what's your stutter fren?
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Middlesheit doing stuff
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>>153995997
Thanks for the enlightenment, fren :)
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>>153995998
just your standard ue5 bullshit, i have a few fixes in the bag that should mostly sort it
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that was game 7 for the leafs
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It's a shame Ukko-Pekka didn't go to the olympics. He's clearly superior to Korpisalo
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>>153996035
wasn't he hurt?
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>>153996044
Yup, he was injured
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awww i didn't get to see eichel play today :(
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Hope Gary is keeping on eye on any antisemitic shoulder biters in the league.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48306031/rams-puka-nacua-sued-alleged-antisemitic-remark-bite
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>>153996022
i have an impediment myself fren
God be with (You)
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>>153996052
kek injured bitch
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we need a zoomer version of shannon
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>Dabres getting in on the Gary points
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Alex Lyon should have played tonight. I would have gotten good goalie fantasy stats and the dabres wouldn't have had a shit team take them to GARYTIME.
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it's official
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>>153996116
>zoomer
it would just be pwhl cunt-licking and seething about israel and trump. be happy with what we have in shannon.
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Quick gary time
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bad guys won
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Ok bye
Time for some WoT
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>>153996116
he's on tiktok right now
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nice garypoint dabres
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MY BROONS! :)
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If Gary cancelled the remaining games and started the playoffs TODAY this is what it would look like.
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>getting your season ended by the >laffs
>rags
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>153996144
>pwhl cunt-licking

awooga
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>>153996201
truly an ending worthy of
>rags
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>>153996197
>soilers vs vegASS
I hope it goes 7 games and each game is a 10 OT 1-0 result
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>>153996197
>teds vs pens
based
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>>153996241
i'd go for the pens but in my heart i know the jackets have the edge
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somebody from the pwhl should hire young breeding bulls to keep the women satisfied. i fuck good for that
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>>153996290
finally a good post
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>>153995973
sometimes i think like that and then i imagine my grandma frowning at me a little
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>>153996343
If the Blues get 1oa I'll flip out
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grinding my team but i'm getting bored might call it for the night soon and play something else
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imagine working your entire life to make the show and then youre in the xheattle dickgirl system and some fucking lesbian is trying to tell you how to play kwab
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>>153996423
Well it's better than being a janitor for a sportsplex (my job)
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>>153996428
got any lesbian bosses?
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>>153996434
No but one of my co workers is. pink hair and all.
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>>153996446
she probably wants a deep dicking
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>>153996456
God I hope so
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>>153996477
ever see her feet
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>rags
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who is the ishowspeed of hockey influencers?
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>>153996530
pk
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>>153996530
Retard
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>>153996530
Like Pavel Barber and everyone from the "actually playing hockey on camera" sphere comes across this way to me. Steve Dangle and those guys who yell at the GM and the third line center are just extensions of sports talk radio and message boards
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>>153996197
NSH
MIN
ANA
EDM
BUF
TBL
CAR
CBJ

MIN
ANA
BUF
CAR

MIN
BUF

MIN
softpusys and asstards cry cry cry cry
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>>153996381
One of my grandmas would do that do, the other would praise my decision. Both are in their mid-80s and have lived very different lives, so who is to say?
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>rags
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One grandma who always lies one grandma who always tells the truth
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the paradox grandmas keeping you in gay /hoc/ cave
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>>153996590
>mild
>winning anything ever
kek
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both your grandmas are jewish
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>>153996644
no they're both catholic but one lives in sin with her boyfriend
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>>153996590
A team from somalia isn't winning the cup, get real.
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My grandmas and mom are dead shit sucks
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>>153996644
my grandparents are chinese and barely speak any english
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>>153996658
Sad
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>>153996663
go canucks
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>>153996663
grim to be frank
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>>153996702
frank now that's a good chinese guy name
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>>153996702
they died like 5-10 years ago my grandpa on my moms side of the family lived to be 100
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if your grandparents are still alive that is a strong indication you dont belong in the 30+ genny.
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jt miller more like metis jiller
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>>153996723
my grandma's name was Dora and i always said one day id name my daughter after her then that beaner cartoon came out
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>>153996343
Updated
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Rangers eliminated from playoff contention
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>>153996744
nice excuse. you'll never have children.
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>>153996789
my jackies having a 21% chance of making the conference final is a bit of a stretch
that'll be carolina getting blown the fuck out again
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>>153996835
trust in garly
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the gay jackets have more dead players than ploff series wins kwab
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>>153996850
This is true for a lot of teams it's definitely true for the thrashers
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i hate the nhl website punsters more than you can possibly imagine.
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How will you react when Chicago gets the first pick this year?
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>>153996954
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>>153996954
id probably listen to what bedsy had to say and that's what nobody ever did
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got my team to level 49 each gonna go to the eighth gym and then prep for the elite 4 bro's
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>>153996954
depends on how compatible their pick is with bedard.
sexually.
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>>153996976
who?
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>>153996979
That's the lovable rapscallion Copey
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>>153996990
no who asked
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>>153996995
who's the bull
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he is a good looking MAN and also a good hockey player
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>>153996997
didney
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>>153996998
how come im not gay but i want to kiss him
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>>153997000
cuz he's got nice pink lips
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>>153997004
blushing
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>>153996976
Good luck at the 8th gym bro. As a break from injustice and DOA I bought the shadow warrior trilogy for 12 bux (marked down from 106). I never heard of these games before but they look like the are going to be fun.
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>>153996979
KWAB blastoise 1 shot that entire nigga team
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>>153996995
i dont like this gay shit. they do it as a joke but by not putting an outright end to the behavior the team as a whole and apparently anybody with a tiktok is tacitly endorsing it. bad for society. chinese tiktok would never allow this. this is oracles america now
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>>153997028
Based
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>>153997021
based. i could probably beat the elite 4 now but will probably grind a bit more. at least to 55 so my dragonair will evolve
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>>153997030
what's gay about putting an arm around your homie?
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>>153997041
you dont gotta be touching on niggas like that. sucking water from the bottle like that
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>>153997045
look man you're imagining the gay where the gay don't appear which means you gotta introspect and find out why you do so
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>>153997030
yeah...
a joke...
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everyone's gotten a little freaky with the boys in the locker room before there's nothing to be ashamed of just boys being boys just some spanks and cup checks you know how it is
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>>153997057
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>>153997035
You should level up a magikarp into gyrados or just catch a gyrados
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Waiit you already have a water pokemon my bad
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tomorrow is autism night in Vancouver
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>>153997113
/hoc/ meetup night
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lorelei is stupid and i don't respect her
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>>153997122
that's right, you just have ___ ____ ___
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>>153997113
its his night
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>>153997067
why
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>>153997076
oh that's why kek. yeah. i always tell myself im gonna complete the dex but we all know i won't. so prolly no gyarados
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i got diablo 2 warlock dlc ama
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>>153997226
Whats it all about
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This shadow warrior games is awesome and I barely played it
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>>153997239
its just a new class for an old game with some qol features
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>>153997259
I know what diablo 2 is clown
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>>153997263
no i was describing the dlc. all they added was one class, and upgraded stash, and some endgame stuff
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>>153997226
i played it thru nightmare, was fun
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played through the tutorial of vbtm. janky as hell but seems fun. last epoch season starts tomorrow and diablo 3 season starts friday tho desu
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>>153997314
What is vbtm
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>>153997442
im retarded and got the words in the wrong order kek
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NHL needs to sort out their tv situation.
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>>153997487
Oh whoops i should have known already
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Sharks should be trying to make the playoffs so they can win the cup and go to the white house and Celebrini can meet Kai Trump
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I downloaded a new marvel beat em up game on my Switch machine. Its like the early 90s but its not its new and cartoon
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>>153997529
sounds based desu. im finishing with some windwaker before bed. sick of grinding my pocket monsters for the day.
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>>153997519
Forget Kai Trump, Celebrini should follow Isabeau Levito back on instagram .
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>>153997534
go avs
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>>153997536
She looks like Celebrini's sister. Same empty dark zoomer eyes.
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>>153997540
yea go to hell haha!
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when i get nervous around girls i start farting uncontrollably
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>>153997550
I got colitis. I cant trust a fart anymore
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Will the green men still be alive when the canucks make the playoffs again?
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>>153993154
>tell a guy i know about the mackinnon miss, in the olympics
>he's not into hockey
>i sent him the webm
>get "i can't see the puck, i don't know what's going on" as a response
This actually happened
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>>153997648
You should tell him to get his eyes checked
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>>153997658
He daid that they're moving around too fast, he doesn't understand it
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>>153997529
Sounds great bro hope you have fun
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>>153997557
I had to go into the woods to take a Marner after I'd had extremely stinky Rielly's for two hours because I ate homemade burgers with fried eggs on them. I pushed one Rielly too hard and almost felt Marner in my pants so I had to drive to pic related and take a real spray paint Marner.
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>>153997727
you sure do shit a lot
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>>153997727
>had to go into the woods to take a Marner
you're not sposta do that anon you're gonna get heinous anus™
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its cheaper to fly to Anaheim to see the Ducks than it is to go to a Canucks game. Shannon said so
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>>153997730
It's been a while since I had to take a Marner at work
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>>153997741
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Just spent $200 on the cheapest hotel i could find because I grabbed the wrong keys to go out for a dart and the emergency locksmith isn't getting back to me and my backup keys dont FUCKING WORK

FUCK
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>>153997808
imagine if you had to urgently take a marner
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Bedard should breed with a female Bedard.
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>>153997808
grim
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>>153997808
just break in to your own house
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>>153993170
i literally clapped my hands out loud when i saw that
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the goalie with the biggest difference between average shot distance and average goal distance is adin hill with 18.4 feet (average shot distance 36.8', average goal distance 18.4')

the smallest is tristan jarry with 9.4 feet (average shot distance 32.3', average goal distance 22.9')

jake allen has the smallest average goal distance at 16.9', elvis merzlikins has the largest at 23.7'

adin hill faces the fewest rebound attempts per game at 4, presumably because they all end up in the net the first time kwab
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>>153997923
>adin hill faces the fewest rebound attempts per game at 4, presumably because they all end up in the net the first time kwab
sadly true kwab
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>>153993170
lmao boards behind the boards for more advertisements and how are you supposed to see the puck with the giant adverts on the ice
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>>153998214
I was literally just thinking that. What a postmodern mess.
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>>153998214
>>153998229
I've never had a problem seeing the puck in Swedish hockey. It's literally harder to see the puck in the NHL because of the smaller ice which means more bodies on a smaller area, plus all the dump-ins as soon as players skate to the blueline and the chip-outs as soon as players gets the puck in their own zone so the camera is often behind the puck.
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masturbaging
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buffalo sabies are first in the east
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>>153998458
you tricked me
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>>153998458
no they arent, you dumb frog
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Huomenta
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well you're all a bunch of dumbasses again today
but just like yesterday I forgive you
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Jackies play tonight
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>>153999040
I love you too Yamato <3
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at the wage house and im already seethin'
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>>153999177
I'm in the wage cage coping today
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It’s a big day for college hockey
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>>153998471
>>153998632
hehehe
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>>153999177
Stay strong bro. I just started
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I’m heading to hell (the dmv) today
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>>153997498
the soulful sports have people actually going to the games, whats new
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real huomenta hours
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>>153999263
>sips
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THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT HOCKEY TONIGHT GARY
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>>153999352
You're welcome anon. You're going to buy some jerseys right?
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McAutist is going to rags.
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>>153999385
I just saw a news update on him in the dmv
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Garry treating us with 13 games later tonight
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>>153999403
Collage hockey starts in 4 hours
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All the good games start at 7:00
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cheeky >ded wongs to end the thread
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>>153999403
He’s treating us well
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>>153999430
I'm going to buy him a bagel next time I see him
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>>153999428

>laffs
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>>153999442
>>153999442
>>153999442
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