previously >>153986980
my jackies are in second place
WellFUCK
>>153988430my jackies are too :)
dave tomlinson needs to shut the hell up
>>153988430columbus jackie browns :D
Are there any international ice hockey competitions? When it's the next one? I think it would be interesting to see more hockey as countries, which also helps to grow the sport.
>flames trade Kadri and weegar and stop playing huberdeau>get better
>>153988430:)
>>153988446there's a world cup thing in 2 years
>>153988436I'm coming around on Dave. He's no Cheech or Ray Ferraro, but he's got his own personality that's slowly coming out on the broadcasts.
/hoc/ meetup party night here and then who says no
Poo Packets
>>153988446skoda cup happens during the nhl playoffs, it's an international tournament where nhl players attend but those who are in the nhl playoffs do not
>>153988446There's 3 international games happening right now
>>153988464I'll be there!
The last time the Blue Jackets were as high as second place this late in a season was April 1, 2017
bedard zero point night? is the coach benching him or what
For me it’s Gord Stellick, a co-host on SiriusXM NHL Network Radio (Channel 91), specifically on the morning show "NHL Morning Skate" alongside Scott Laughlin
>>153988500Oh, the coach has something planned for him. Don't you worry.
>>153988505I prefer to support the guys on the local radio. They work real hard to cover the team.
>>153988464fugg it will take me more than 2 days to get therei wanted to sell alibaba branded ministicks on the side
>>153988464I'll be the one wearing a helmet
I guess the sharks and kings don’t want to make playoffs oh well.
David Amber is bald.
The Boston Bruins... willl.... NOT be making the playoffs!
>>153988507
>>153988463truth be told, he's fine. of course the goated combo was jim hughson and cheech back in the days of yore
>>153988549just like my islanders
is this the "laugh at my dead wings" thread?
>>153988585Look outside
>>153988592Yes!
>>153988416>>153988430My penguins ):
If Tyson Barrie and Landon Ferraro comibined their hair, they would have an entire fully Haired Head
>>153988592>mywhat? "your" softpusys aren't embarrassing enough for you?
>CLEAR THE WAY, I'VE GOT THIS ONEWhat's his problem?
>>153988601I miss Iain MacIntyre.
>>153988609We don't get to see him as often but at least he does after hours every now and then
>>153988606*sniffs puck*
>>153988599i made that pic in the very beginning of the season when these teams were rocking the leaguesorry for your losscrosby is one good lad
I miss Doc Emrick. This fat pelican-necked fake-voice jew they have calling national games now sucks ass.
nuckies!
>The other lines are finally scoring goalsThe cup is ours.
connors best memories are playing street hockey
>>153988615You're right. That recent After Hours with Trevor Linden was great.
>>153988605no, I am not a denver softpussy fan, I don't know where you got that idea
>>153988641you suck their cocks every thread. crazy for me to think that. yeah.
CORN KILLORN
and Killorn has his revenge
>>153988640>several defensemen have more or the same amount of points as the 1OA pick.kek >rags
>my Habsies finally have some goaltending after years of suffering with montam-blow and Allen >Both Dobes and Fowler are already skilled and young with a high skill ceiling
>he traded celebrini for brandon hagel
I hate Elias Pettersson and don't know why
>>153988673you jinxed it
I hate the islanders I’ll be celebrating when they miss playoffs
GRANDULAND2-1 duckos
>>153988676>signed massive contract then instantly disappeared>seethes about his teammates and demands they get traded>hates the community he lives and plays in>married an instagram whorePlenty of reasons to hate him. Just an awful person.
canucks were utterly gassed there
>>153988686They're going to miss the playoffs if they don't waive Rittich
Was getting caught outside of the playoffs part of the yzerplan?
>>153988698Bud said he was good
>>153988693>>hates the community he lives and plays inqrd?
>>153988709he hates chineses and pakis
>>153988705
>>153988674leading that guy by 100, btw. But yeah, "i'm a retard"
>>153988693I would do most of these
In honour of the Nuckies and Duckies game, here is a terrible blurry photo of a duck and his gf I took today
>>153988681
>>153988712
>>153988720one on the left looks like those hairy ball things that went around killing people and had leonardo dicaprio in one of the sequels.
How is this a language
>>153988720Almost looks like a painting
>>153988709Previous overpaid stars of the Canucks were always very charitable and parts of the community, whether donating to the children's hospital and visiting sick kids, hosting events independent of the team and what not. Or even just going to a Whitecaps or Lions game. JT Miller and his family were especially prominent in these sorts of things and really tried to make Vancouver their home.Pettersson on the other hand does nothing but hold onto his $11.6m salary, act pissy to the media, and fucks off to Sweden the second the season ends.
Remeber when Stephen said big save Dave was good hahahahahaha
>>153988645it's a different japanon not me
>>153988739>there are multiple period-panties flag posters on /hoc/No, there isn't. Own up to it.
>>153988739>it's a different japanon not meTaro Tsujimoto?
>>153988734His greatest sin, apart from being dogshit, is his refusal to work with the Sedins imo
>>153988720I liked it when the nuckies, goldeneyes, abbotsford nuckies and vancouver giants all lost on the same day
my ducks :)
Total possible points each team can get in the nhl eastern conference playoff race. Note this doesn’t include teams that basically have a 100% chance to make it>Canadians112>blue jackets109>bruins108Penguins 108>senators107>red wings106>islanders105>flyers104>capitals101
>>153988734>$11.6m salary, act pissy to the media, and fucks off to Sweden the second the season ends.Man. What a monster. How DARE he does those things? Didn't realize cucknadia went full commie and everyone has to go full DEI and share everything.
Dostal cleared it over the glass because he's bored
my ducks :(
>>153988739hey, im the one who /cric/post and frenquently fake scarrrrrpost.i own up to it and never hide behind a >flag.
brock.... BOESER
Connor uses his telephone to talk to friends and family
Only reason Nucks have any goals is the refs literally sucking them off twice
It’s up
Zayne parekh scored some say hes the next Cale makar if he was Indian
>>153988769The Canucks always try hard and do well for a few games after they get eliminated from playoff contention
Cale makar isn't good tho
>>153988772literally who?
>>153988782Some say hes the next Quinn Hughes
>>153988771name and shamedont crop it anon
>>153988778Try hard nothing refs gave em 2 free PPs
>>153988785He's no Zeev Buium.
mmm
>>153988791Hes Indian zeev buium
>>153988771yzerplan status?
>>153988789I just want to keep the time because it updates a few times during the night
>>153988771>6.2%I'd be happy if the shargs got 1OA over anybody else if my nuckies didn't
>>153988805>I'd be happy if the shargs got 1OA over anybodyThey'd be too good. Imagine if they got Matthew Schaefer like they were supposed to last year.
>>153988812>nooo sharts misses out on an overrated bustMisa is the better player long term
douglas you big oaf
>>153988794I have a trail she can blaze
my dog shit ass ducks aren't going to score shit
yotes were really a season away from being a playoff team when gare shipped them to provo
>>153988833Is it weed?
winland btw
>les mammouthes de la ville de québec>the halifax ducks
>>153988854yes. Also prepare your keisters for a 84 game season starting next year. Gary is stacking cash.
>>153988867>84 game season starting next yearBased Gary. Nothing wrong with more hockey.
L E G O
>>153988818they need to get someone to ship him with to keep the witches happy
>>153988861with fins you win
Flames just keep ruining their draft pick
>>153988897just like my islanders
>flams are on a 4 game winning streakdon't they understand?
>wingsWHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TEAMJESUS CHRIST
>>153988900Strome unlocked them
>>153988904
panthers could threepeat and still be a threat to be relocated for low interest
>>153988913Now that's the face of a man with a plan.
>>153988416
Sweet who will the flames be drafting 8th overall?
>>153988916whenever I see them @ home their seats are usually filled but I can imagine that merch sales are low and people don't tune in on the telly as much as fans of other teams
>>153988904We're in a rebuild
>>153988932NO MROE REBUILDINGWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO GIBSONWHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEFENSEWHO IS THIS FUCKING CLOWN WE GOT FROM THE BLUES WHO CANT CLEAR A PUCK IF IT WAS TAPED TO HIS STICK
Tbg lost his wings are the new embarrassing team
>>153988928Daxon Rudolph according to Craig Button
>>153988936It would be hard to clear a puck if it was taped to your stick anon. You'd have to throw your stick out of the zone
I would not draft a Canadian player they don’t have the determination to win. They lose in the Olympics they lose in world juniors get yourself an American or Russian
>>153988845happy to have been proven wrong
GRANNY x2
>>153988954I've heard that with Finns you win. Something to keep in mind
>>153988954no u
>>153988904they just need more time
>>153988960Name one Finn that has won the gold medal in the Olympics Stanley cup and world championship
>>153988957We still can't hold a lead for shit
>>153988954Canadian teams have to draft Canadian players, as all the other nationalities want to play in the USA.
gary shifted a large portion of his portfolio to cloudseeding companies after the 09 recession and moved like 15 teams to sunbelt cities since then
Why yes, my starsies are fraudulent scammers
>>153988957For like 2 minutes
This is bad
>>153988970if all canadian teams was full of canadian players and nobody else was allowed to sign them we would've won 40 cups in a row by now too but globalists run the nhl
Kiefer Sherwood is no longer (still) leading the Canucks in goals. He is now tied with Drew O'Connor with 17.
>>153988981Canada would still find new heartbreaking ways to lose
What a sad way for McDavid to get point 1200
mcdavid 12000 points
>>153988987queefer is bound to eclipse o'connor by the end of the season
The Olympics doesnt count jack Hughes was raised in Canada and is a Israeli citizen he shouldn’t have been playing for the USA I demand a rematch
Nothing Happens 80000 points
>>15398899012 thousand points? did he somehow get 10800 points between now and the last time I checked the score?
>wongs still have to play buffalo, tampa, columbus, and the mildif they lose any of those 3 Flyers games they're simply done. Wtf is it with them this time of year man
>>153988992Honestly even if you won the rematch that's still like 7-1 USA
>>153988904>I’ve never had a team fall off a cliff like this before, I’ve had dips, slumps, rough patches, but this is akin to an 18-wheeler going right off a cliff, I don’t know what happened.
>>153989001It’s not fair having Canadians and Israelis playing for the United States. We didn’t use our Indian manpower to keep things even.
>>153988968Valtteri Filppula
if i were a duck player i'd hate to have to get sniffed by woody every now and then while on the bench
>>153989006Imagine a team of 100% Canadian pajeets MCTAVISH SCAAAAAR
1200 points and never drew a dime
With all the other games now over, the hockey world is focusing on an exciting 3rd period in Vancouver!
>>153989006They also had a Mexican
DUCKIES TAKE THE LEAD AGAIN
Seattle kraken fans are so sad
>>153989032It's all the grunge music. Makes them mopey.
>>153989032Just like my islanders
>>153989019how about this: our indians vs your nation's prevalent immigrant of choice. 7 game series televised on AMC
Evander Kane is buzzing out there. Wouldn't be surprised to see him get one.
>>153989043Id pay 5.99 to watch that just for the comedic value alone. Asians vs jeets. Neither of whom actually know how to skate.
I’m nostalgic for a place I can never go back to rip Canada 1867-2015 we had good times but the libtards ruined everything now we can’t even win in our one sport.
>>153989067Chud
>>153989067you're a dummy if you don't think canada won't win gold again in the next 10 years
>>153989067Sorry anon. Hopefully Alberta secedes and escapes the libtards
>>153989067Americans and leafs both agreeing that liberals ruin everything they touch
>>153989078I mean if they have to start playing next gen players they won't. Canada has been consistently getting btfo in the jrs worse than in the olympics
Liberals are good.
>>153989085time will tell. i trust in gary and nobody else.
>>153989080*flies over you*
>>153989086On Planet Retard
>>153989085Fantilli and Mateychuk on my Jackies look good
>>153989086As fire wood maybe
enough politics or rod takes the shot
>>153989096*imports an additional 20 million indians*
The devil won in the devil went down to Georgia
>>153989101Noting like breaking a lesbian with cock tbqhfampie. Noting hits quite as hard as seeing them reset to factory settings
you closet homos small minded conservatives never experienced walkable cities
I am going to be very upset if the Canucks get even a single point tonight.
>>153989086They hate me so I hate them
>laffs beat bombstonlmao
man i'm glad i'm not a canucks fan
knight's lost again bros
Jeets are taking over the CFL long before they get on the ice
DUCKS WIN!
rate today's script
>pacific hours>need to polrage to keep engagement upwhat a dogshit division
>>153989138it's fine they're in the pacific div, they'll make the ploffs no doubt
FUCK was hoping to play spoiler but it seems the Ducks are the real deal.
>>153989143nice ducky
Imagine living in a frozen midwestern shithole
>>153989148Gary will stoop to as low as he needs to to generate ad revenue, even if it's kicking a hornets nest on /hoc/ where most people are pirating the stream anyways.
>>153989094Sennecke is cold but no one ever talks about him
>>153989153Are you silly? The Canucks MUST maintain their massive points differential between 32 and 31. No wins or OTL allowed tyvm
>>153989147>be a burger>calling canada homeless and criminal
Alberta will be independent soon then we won’t have to subsidize the rest of Canada. We probably would get a third hockey team in Lethbridge or red deer.
>>1539891761) it won't be 2) they don't3) you're retarded
>>153989173He's one of those Walmart-Americans that think only dimeless flyover shitholes are America
>>153989153You already memed 2 wins over >us
>>153989183Ducks fan puck bunnies look like that???? holy shit boys
slopdown was cancelled
>>153989191no it isn't my steelies bro is going on friday. hampage WAS cancelled though KWAB. watching raw rn btw
pronger has been dethroned
>>153989191Really because it’s in my city on Friday
>>153989171I've actually genuinely been loving Canucks games recently since the deadline. 32nd overall is essentially clinched so if the Canucks win it's awesome and if they lose it doesn't matter in the slightest. Unique place to be as a fan that I've never experienced before.
>>153989185No they look like this
Without Canada we wouldn't have Drake
>>153989202Crystal castles
>>153989205i spun that first record the other day for the first time in probably a decade it rules
Without Bud we wouldn't have 1
>>153989178migga pls>>153989182like the religious kind?
>>153989211
bouchard has 82 points for some reason
>>153989218He might play the ugliest game of hockey. All he does is whack at the puck like a sperg
>>153989220but you gotta admit. when he whacks, he whacks hard.
>>153989218Sad
>>153989247>>153989190where's my money bitchyou marmite muncher better start learning french
>>153989254it's been specially hidden in five golden pucksbut they have been painted black to make things interesting
>>153989218>Offer sheet Broberg and Holloway to force Edmonton into panic signing a cross eyed defensive black hole to a huge contract>He simply outscores his defensive liability Rats, foiled again by the massive intellect of Stan Bowman.
>>153989263broken clock etc.
>>153989260french 101 for you insensitive wallabee>u w0t m8is>tu qwalearn it and use it
>>153989268i knew that! i took french in high school! i even had a quebecois teacher at one point, but she explained that she wasn't teaching that type and real french people think it's appalling
Getting really pissed off that the blue jackets keep winning
>>153989274That's how I felt about the Blues last year here in the Western Conference. A shit team that took a playoff spot just by getting lucky and stringing together a few wins.
>>153989274I never knew that a simple head coaching change could be so powerful
>>153989279Dean Evason wasn't the problem. He got fired after a win.
>>153989272>qwaits more of an internet slangbut we're 20 years later and quebec kids speak french-of-france internet slang nowadaysbut yeah if you have to learn a second language its better to learn the official onei was watching a habs game in english and the caster said "comme ci comme ça" to larp as a french speakerabsolutely no french canadian all across the country says "comme ci comme ça" its a french-of-france exclusive only africans, belgians, swiss no one says "comme ci comme ça"
>>153989294>absolutely no french canadian all across the country says "comme ci comme ça"I use that as an example of all the French I learnt in school, along with your "bonjours" and "merci".
>3 out of 4 division winners last year are missing the playoffs>the Pacific winner last year is only making it because that division is fucking shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>153989301(you) fuckers better level up you frenchbtw theres no s in bonjourand theres a ç in merci
Why do people think that the Pacific division is shit because all the times have a low amount of points compared to all the teams in the East that have shit teams to feed off of? If anything, the Pacific is the best division because good teams are constantly playing against each other and spreading the points.
>>153989312sorry chuddy but the same 8 teams would be in even in a 1v8 format. gary wins again!
the best division isn't the pacific division. it's not the atlantic division. it's not the metro division. nor the cosmo.the best division is long division
>>153988771Updated
So close
>>153989332>Chicago: 0.1%>Toronto, New York, Vancouver: 0%That's like 50% of the leagues viewership all ignoring the playoffs. Why is Gary still forcing the sunbelt when they'll never care?
>>153989332thanks for the uncropped versioncould you cap the time stamp and add it to the uncropped one?also>nucks>rags>laffs>cocks>lames>turdsgood guys are winning
>>153989341gary wants a boutique league
>>153989350Idk how to do that on my iPhone
>>153989405tough to do on mobile with default appsmy bad keep doing the good work whatever the format it is still enjoyable and valuable
>>153989423I used to use the athletic but then that numale who runs it had to change the site and ruined it
fuck marry kill?(the three women)
>>153989430Fuck off my Nucks gave you a run for your money.
>>153989430somebodys gotta tell him to tip the scales
>>153989428kill, fuck, marry
>>153989430not on /hoc/ thats for sure
>>153989441k,k,f/m
damn this is awesome, guy made a super difficult shot and won a truck at the mammies game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daWKWPkgL5A
>>153989441yeah i thought the same tbqh
>>153989451That is AWESOME.
>>153989450stop fucking with the rule book3 options 3 choices
>>153989067It was paraside on earth, maybe the best country from 1950s-1990. Boomers threw it all away to watch their house's green number go up on a chart
>>153989458
>>153989433That's just how my Duckies play every game, regardless of the opponent
>>153989465rules are different for me
>ContendersColoradoCarolinaTampa Bay>PretendersBuffaloMinnesota>FraudsDallasMontrealColumbusBostonPittsburgh
>>153989468nah tom hortons and telly fox destroyed this country
>>153989477lower your tone
>>153989471they play fast and loose i like it
>>153989451I got social anxiety just watching this video in my cave. How low inhib do you need to be to perform under that pressure lmao what a chad
>>153989488whoa too bad they'll never make it to the final to face them
>>153989496what the hell did they do to you guys
>>153989477Just like my islanders
didnt realize it was this bad
>>153989517
>>153989521like the 20th overall team in the league is in a playoff spot, by a comfortable margin as well
>>153989320based
only 2 FUCKING games on today, and well, well, well, wouldn't you know it- both of these games, yes, both of them, are...they are...FUCKING SHIT!
>>153989536those are actually 2 really good games
>>153989539oh yeah?think so?
>>153989451fuck yeah!
>>153989517sens have 2 weeks to ditch the retard
playing pokemon bros
>>153989543if the playoffs started today buffalo and boston would play each other. boston is also in a death race to make the playoffs.either the rags lose 6 in a row, or the laffs get humiliated on home ice by the hapless rags. /hoc/ wins either way.
>>153989553what are you looking to catch bro
>>153989536>rags>laffswtf they're gonna doit has the potentialbto be the most boring game ever played
>>153989522maybe they should stop fucking around and actually force parity then.
>>153989561
cut that fuckin homo shit out youre not brothers
>>153989569are you autistic or just a miserable faggot?
See how Gareth doth torture us. He teases and toys with us, it's utterly diabolical it is.
>>153989573both
>>153989573real quick how many bros ya fugged?
>>153989578cheer up bro we like to be light and easy at this hour
>>153989559whatever i stumble across desu. i'm trying to get access to the seventh gym!
>>153989574>rags the only game for the 3rd time this weekhe really wants the world to see how shit they are
just saved a stinkbug brosi was going to kill it and then i remembered how gary would be displeased were i to do so.
>>153989517Yeah
>>153989587i hope you kick the gym leaders butt bro
>>153989536playoff desperation kino followed by retard kino
>>153989585>>153989590>>153989594take your buttfuckingass for a walk
>>153989569
>>153989599the intern schedule the only 2 games at the same time again
>>153989601what video games do you like to play bro?
>>153989599and honestly, i can't be sure which will be the better watch
2 games on today and Gary couldn't even be bothered to stagger them so they could be watched back-2-backhe doesn't give a whit, doesn't he
>Real Pacific HoursPost your favorite 3rd liners from years past.
>>153989675taylor pyatt or MASON RAYMOND
>>153989604oh what the fuck
>>153989675
>>153989700hell ya
more like real poopcific hours
MOUNTAIN NIGGAS
>>153988549Oh I think you'll find you are wronghttps://youtu.be/SsGvHmPMKzA?si=NdKS5NP4G_gkTKNF
>>153989716speedbump lookin-ass hill
>>153989716It actually translates to Mount Retard
>>153989594thanks bud i raped him it was a fire gym and my team and blastoise one shot almost every pokemon. i'm playing the game patiently and leveling my team evenly which is taking a lot of grinding but i remember being a kid and just having like 2 gigachad pokemon and the rest of the team was shit. only two games tomorrow grim
we don't say the n word here
>>153989781Who else is on your team. My favorite used to be Syther.
>>153989841funny you mention that bro right now it's blastoise gengar scyther raichu dragonair and growlithe
>>153989849does scyther have False Swipe?
>>153989854yep
>>153989849That's a pretty bad ass team
>>153989856noice
>>153988745no>>153988763you're a faggot, we are not the same
>>153989925your flag looks like my toilet paper after everytime i wipe my ass aftter I Mitch Marner
>>153989981based rrhoidfag
Bros I was so close
>>153990032damn dude you're kicking ass
>>153990040you too king
we don't chug steveweisers here
bedsy legs
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>153989536>rags vs laffs2 SOG game incoming
>>153989536Laffs are gonna keep fucking their draft position up so Boston gets their first
My Jackies :)
said no sane person ever
> Ducks' Radko Gudas says 'Fuck That Faggot' After Injuring Leafs' Auston Matthews
>>153990392lol i forgot that, was it a 200 IQ move losing to them then? obviously i wanr >us to make the playoffs but idk if a cup is i the cards in the year of our Fauci 2026
>>153990207He can’t squat 3pl8 for reps. Crosby must train him
Good morning /hoc/. My Sensies are currently sitting in a playoffs spot :)
they killed corey perry yesterday
Stupid laffs refuse to tankThere's no way they're getting that pick back and it's going to go down as one of the worst trades in franchise history
>>153990530based corey perry still droping the mittsgreat uppercut from mccarron, thoever
Yzerplan status?
>>153990530There’s nothing an advil won’t fix
am i insane or is this the worst major in league historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUReFcwNzqk
>>153990543
>>153990530full scene
>>153990554Thanks for the webm
>>153990542rekt by geezers who can't back skate and swedish pussies with two last names
>>153990530>>153990549>>153990554How does Gary tolerate such blatant senior abuse?
>>153990535mittens looked like shit in the game
>>153990614And Carlo looks like shit every game
>>153990614He’s young. He needs time to develop
>>153990631into a 3rd c
>>153990622he won the conversation last night
>>153990632So Treliving traded a future 3C and assets for a bottom pairing D? Amazing work.
>>153990656carlo gets more minutes than a bottom pairing d
>>153990635>wonmuch like bud, mitch, and burrito did many moons ago
>>153990705Yeah because the >laffs D is shit so they have no better option
>>153990738like mittens pretending he is a 1st c
fraser minten? more like sidney crosby
after an orgy of games yesterday Gary follows up with 2 middling games. Schizophrenic Gary scheduling at his best.
>>153990821Days like this make me appreciate days like yesterday even more :)
>>153990751>seething
>>153990821You vill vatch ze ragslop
>>153990825>laffs
> NHL Rumors: Hurricanes Passed On Jordan Binnington DealKek, I have beanie bunnies better than Binnishit.
>>153990554minnesota chuds beating up senior citizens! gary needs to step in!
>>153990530elder abuse charges need to be filed.
i'm with shannon on this one
I'm with Gary
> Ducks' Radko Gudas says ' >laffs ' After Injuring Leafs' Auston Matthews
>>153988416You know you did well when the people you annoyed make blacked pornography edits to try and clown you. They genuinely have no idea how bad it looks on them.
>>153990824Good attitude :)
>"I'm sorry I fucked up the team, I'm retiring.">Team surges and steals a playoff spot
The Leafs winning last night is so funny because not only did they fuck their draft position up, they also also directly helped their two regional rivals out
The yzerplan was finally happening...
>laffs>rags
okay but mckenna is still chicago-bound
>>153991119Don't worry it's still on schedule. Only a few more seasons to go before the Wings are a few seasons away from the playoffs
I thought the yzerplan was to draft future hall of famers with the 19th, 58th and 79th overall picks again
>>153991133Bedard is a bust, so what’ll his cousin be?
Gary denied us of 1 v 8 ploffs for the rest of our lives
OUR MAWFUCKIN' SENNIES :)
>>153991163Cup bound, they are.
Are we sure there ever was an Yzerplan?
>>153991150A native who gets in barfights. Hockey's back baby
>>153989332Sens gain 24% by winning 1 game and being dangling by a pussy hair and about to lose their next 6 games. Dumbest fucking probability chart.
>>153989428marry fuck kill, in that order
>>153991226>laffs
>>153991205Based and Snespilled
Our Sennies mentioned :))
>>153991239>Only a few more seasons to go before laffs are a few seasons away from their next rebuild.
> Ducks' Radko Gudas says 'At Least My Teams Win The Cup Unlike Those Fags' After Injuring Leafs' Auston Matthews
>>153991214The Yzerplan was the friends we made along the way
>>153991296We made friends? ;_;
I went to a hockey game and a hockey game broke out!
i went to a hockey game and a pregame sissy parade broke out. the russian players were no where to be found
I went to a hockey game and they didn't drop the puck until 20 minutes after it was supposed to start
heh I just remembered the 2026 olympic gold medal game
F
>>153990614He's a top 10 rookie and will likely have a good career as a middle 6 center.
>>153991415i dont. must notve happened
>>153991418Vaxx?
>>153991418F
>>153991369I thought I saw Ilya Rozanov there
All Canadian SCF
>>153991478retard
>>153991478That would be pretty funny after the Olympics
Brock was on spitten chiclets confirmd E-God sport
>>153991418another Jeet truck driving mishap?
>>153991513I call it, Garys revenge
>>153989477>colorado not fraudsThey are going to lose to dallas in the 2nd round, again, somehow someway. Stars will then lose to the oilers in the WCF.panthers go undefeated somehow for rest of season, make playoffs, make final. 3 years in a row of oilers vs Panthers.
>>153990032>DOAFucking based
>>153991478Senators vs Oilers
>>153991602Gary deserves to be fired for a script that terrible
>>153991854habs*1986 rematch for the 40th anni
>>153991418Who
>>153991854lyndon b johnson's two favorite teams!
>>153991868Yeah fuck garyMy starsies vs Sabres is the superior matchup
> Ducks' Radko Gudas says 'No Leaf Team Is Ever Winning The Cup' After Injuring Leafs' Auston Matthews
>>153991415Yeah me tooWhat a day
brock was on my favorite zionist tshirt sales internet radio show which confirms bitter miserable autists have a place in hockey
>>153991903I want to see that matchup so much. Dabres better go far
>>153991912who could ever stand up to the domineering might of the... duckies...
I remember.
hey bros
>>1539920701967
done wagin' finna start drankin' go flames
an endless lust for violence
>>153991602gary's will cannot be stopped
>>153991602dallas isn't making the 2nd round. they just got raped and gaped against NJD.
ded thread ded sportded swedes
hey brosi'm about to drink some beers tonight!!
>>153992351goodsadgood
>>153992186>implying the will of gary can be stoppedGary will make it happen>>153992159Exactly
>>153992382happy for you fren is your team playing tonight
>>153992400he will also get the kongs into the playoffs somehow so we can get that stupid la/edmonton narrative that literally only he cares about
>>153992127Save some beer for me. I must continue waging
>>153992419Stop noticing anon!!!!
>>153992382Based! Enjoy yourself :)
finally took my first marner of the day
i thought marner was the next big thing in vegass?
>>153992416sabies isn't my team but I am rooting for them!>>153992457thanks pal!
>>153992400gary doesn't even like the asstards
makar so pussy he never recovered from this
>>153992533some might even call that pussy soft...
>>153992533MacKinnon should have comforted him in the locker room
Time to see what's up with the boys on TSN Overdrive.
Oh shit that reminds me it's time for Real Kypers and Bourne
>>153992533the loss didn't even phase mcdavid
>>153991525the way he's been putting over oba has been fucking kino.
>>153992678oba is over with me dude his entrance dance is dimes
Black Lesnar
>>153992712hell yeah it always has been. trick is getting over with the crowd too
>>153992664McDavid is obsessed
>>153992521CopeGary loves his sunbelt teams. He'd have every final between two sunbelt teams if he could.
Wrestlefags OUT.
it's wrestlekings
>>153992768just e-sloppers
Hampage was cancelled
>>153992779E-Gods
>>153992797just like my slopdown
im going to smackdown tomorrow
>>153992810Tiny lost
>>153992823you're thinking of vince actually
>>153992822Have fun bro hope something cool happens for ya
>winning the second quarterfinal with 3-2 when we were down 0-2 in the 3rd>Luleå getting humiliated with 7-0This evening turned out to be pretty good.
>>153992830I thought you said the team was bankrupt
why are there only 2 games today gary
Oh, which game to watch? 2 playoff teams or 2 train wrecks?
>>153992822HEYYOUWHAT DO YOU SEE
>>153992763yeah, just like he has the past two seasons. retard.
>>153992838the swedecuck lied again? Say it ain't so!
my city is getting an apehoop team
>>153992924Gary is not going to like that.
Hedman is taking a leave of absence to transition.
Wild fans are just albino somalians
>>153992838My team is Skellefteå AIKLeksands IF is the team that is in danger of going bankrupt.
Will the Flames ever lose again?
yeah
they curve the blade, why dont they curve the shaft?
I won't lose again. I s-swear!
The Convoy: back on it
i dont know how to make white rice
the ice is too big in europe. makes the game look kind of gay
>>153993106get some brown rice and clean it.
>>153993107not enough advertising for ya?
>>153993106We have a chipotle manager here somewhere
>>153993116So youve clearly never watched a european hockey game
>>153993116when the ice is smaller the ads are smaller
>>153993106I’ll make some in my rice cooker
>>153993123retard>>153993138true
>>153993116>He doesn't know
>>153993154>>153993154>>153993154New
>>153991444Jeet truck driver
