>Lap:#8396>Countdown to THE 日本への原子爆弾投下 OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>153990957>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:217>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:227 (226 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:RUS: 51 (+18)ANT: 47 (+25)LEC: 34 (+12)HAM: 33 (+15)BEA: 17 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 98 (+43)Ferrari: 67 (+27)McLaren Mercedes: 18 (+4)Haas Ferrari: 17 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 12 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:PIA: 103.37 (+29.25)PER: 96.77 (+54.42)OCO: 96.41 (+51.70)>News:I don’t think it’s right everybody is trying to slow us down – RussellFormula 1 now 'much more fun' - Hamilton'Get out' - Verstappen expels journalist from news conferenceGuarded optimism from drivers after FIA changes energy to bolster qualifying at SuzukaFerrari can only “annoy” Mercedes, not threaten them for wins says LeclercSky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham returns for Japanese GP after neck surgeryAlonso to miss media day after birth of first childNorris still confident the McLaren can become the best F1 car of 2026Suzuka spectacle could take a hit in qualifying but a step forward for the race, drivers say
>9MJto 8MJrace fastest lap will be faster than bole bosition
>>153999865Half the world are exploding and you watching Millionaires / Billionaires race each other
>>153999865gay cunt
me personally am gonna go take a second showerthen im gonna msg himthen im gonna hit the gymthen im gonna take a cute pic of my shaved legs doing leg pressthen im gonna send it to himthen im gonna do the f1 predictthen im gonna take a 3rd shower
>Japan next
>>153999999gimi soon
>>153999874Sir, this is a Wendy's.
>>153999874You posted this already
>>153999874>Half the world are explodingnot enough
>>153999865>The Seat, Chuckbr*tish 'humor'>I don’t think it’s right everybody is trying to slow us down – RussellBOO GEORGE BOO>Formula 1 now 'much more fun' - Hamiltonhamilkek is retarded>'Get out' - Verstappen expels journalist from news conferencebased>Ferrari can only “annoy” Mercedes, not threaten them for wins says Leclerchamilkek thinks this is fun>Sky Sports F1 presenter Natalie Pinkham returns for Japanese GP after neck surgerywho cares about some br*t whore>Alonso to miss media day after birth of first childmedia day happened today you tard>Norris still confident the McLaren can become the best F1 car of 2026good luck norris!>Suzuka spectacle could take a hit in qualifying but a step forward for the race, drivers sayemptybit shit br*tolbear pic is fun though but you had to ruin it
gonna go to the barbershop tmrw and show a picture of charles leclerc
>'Get out' - Verstappen expels journalist from news conferenceFunny how this attempt to memoryhole Spain totally backfired and now everybody's like "Hey remember that time Verstappen intentionally shunted another driver for no reason and it cost him the title lol"
gimi
>>153999895>Ferrari Dominates>>>>>>>>>>> With HamiltonTruly monkeys paw. World fully exploding when ???
I don't care about rich manchild drama, bur Verstappen behaves like someone that never got punched in the face.
>>153999909>>>>>>>>>>>> With HamiltonEasy with the implications there, anon.
yes please low fade on the sides
>>153999907not everyone is as demented as you you know
>>153999907if Max lost the title because of Spain then Lewis lost 2021 because of Baku
br*ts are a cancer
look but never stare
Hey remember that time a British "person" wasn't a massive fag?Me neither
>>153999907Not really an attempt to memoryhole Spain though was it. Asked and answered right after the incident. This is the equivalent of Sky non-stop bringing up the abu dabby "robbery" and why he boycotted them.
>>153999943based me when the pretty young woman ahead of me on the escalator is wearing a miniskirt
>>153999865ollie's smile is weird here, like he's trying to hide his disgust for the photographer
HEY GEORGEBOOOOOO
>>153999898calm down
>>153999898fire up
lets all take a shower right now
brown
>>153999973are you a hot sexy girl
>>153999952same in the picture in the articleollie just doesn't like you people
>>153999865>Guarded optimism from drivers after FIA changes energy to bolster qualifying at Suzukasomebody explain to me what that change means? I don't understand how that changes anything.
>>153999980He could be if you close your eyes
>>153999865>>153999952The right (camera left) half of his face looks more like Antonelli than are ollie
>>153999930lewis is literally complete and utter shit, bro
godzilla bearman
>>153999880>sorry but no interesting questions allowed. My fee fees get hurt. ARE YOU SMILING? DO YOU FIND THIS "FUN"? THIS SPORT ENTERTAINS YOU OR SOMETHING??
>>153999999gimi
List of KWABs>>153999993>>153999996>>154000001>>154000003
>>154000001>off by one
>>154000001>>154000003no dice
so it happened again
We fucking missed it
>>154000001>>154000003
>>153999916>anon got punched in the face so much he's now always polite to journalistsMaybe violence isn't the answer after all. Clearly leads to brain damage.
>>153999981His butt is really really sore
>>153999916>Verstappen behaves like someone that never got punched in the face
>>154000028What caused his butt to be really really sore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7xViVjBzv4>those timing barsThanks doc
>>154000037He snuck a ride in the amr26
>>15400003750 canings for being gay
>>153999874chinese cartoons!
>>154000037I'll post it later
>>154000037not enough padding on his seat
>>153999983you can regen less energy over a lapso it's easier to get to max regen, so you don't need to do as much superclipping or lico, and maybe drievrs can actually attack the corners properly. So the lap looks less shit it also means you have less energy to deploy, so the lap times will be slower
>>153999930there were a few more reason for Lewis losing it indeed...
>>154000023>Verstappen behaves like someone that never got punched in the faceIt's likely the opposite
>>154000064meant for >>153999916
>>153999874i watch in hope that some of the millionaires/billionaires racing each other explodehopefully it happens again
>miscalculationyeah fuck off
>>154000063>emilia romagnawhere he goin
>>154000056>veeeery slightly less LICO>such spectacle! many optimism!yeah I still don't get why there's optimism.
Give me action and the dramaGive me everything
>>154000108"guarded optimism" in corpo speak means everyone thinks it will be shit but no one wants to trash talk the ceo's latest pet project
>>154000064>>154000072That's a limp wrist. Grim.
>>154000125you'll get yo-yo overtakes with a graphic telling you how much battery the cars have and you will like it
>>154000146that's not even the real battery charge % its just a guess
>bearnelli (ollie x kimi) vs ollino (ollie x dino>charlie (ollie x charles) vs orthur (ollie x arthur)>beartoleto (ollie x gabi) vs bearblad (ollie x arvid)>bearjar (ollie x isack) vs bearcon (ollie x esteban)well?>>154000125here
>>154000154yaoi is gay/pedo, right?
>>154000154
>>153999874This girl get posted on /v/ so often
>>153997946I like Chuck but god I fucking hope Ferrari messes up their upgrades and end up midpack so Homolton changes his mind AGAIN regarding these mickey mouse regs
>>154000154your post reminded me of the /f1/ hunger games which is a good thingso even though it is an abhorrent post, i will refrain from telling you to kill yourself, and instead i will tell you to only jump from the second floor of a building such that you break your legs but still survive
new narrative dropped
>>154000197>Aviral Shuklahaha
>>154000171>>153999869Could also be him since he's known to hop between VPNs but currently he's using the Kazakh flag
>>154000197Is that a tradition British name?
>>154000197>indian journoPurge the whole commonwealth.
>>154000197where tf did you get this? it reads like some kids school assignment, fucking horrible writing. at some point you're just better off using chatgpt
>>154000210Yes, here is a traditional British family
>>154000197From some Indian websitehttps://sundayguardianlive.com/sports/get-out-red-bull-racer-max-verstappen-banishes-journalist-giles-richards-from-japanese-grand-prix-press-conference-f1-2026-formula-one-suzuka-179301/
>>154000197ajjajaja thasts like crazy funny
>>154000154STOP POSTING GAY SHIT
>>154000197>brown hamiltonfag is a retardmore news at 10
its just great to see how fragile max is now he isn't in the best car
>>154000197>sports journalism Have Max and lewis had any signs of dislike since 2021?
>>154000218saarday guardian, already posted: >>154000221
>br*tish j**rnalistshahahaha
>>154000225
>>154000237Check the post numbers m8
>>154000210
>>154000237so ai > indianshuh
>>154000197>Verstappen got shit on by Hamilton, bro
>>154000225this >>154000197 is significantly gayer so say it to portubro first
>>154000033Jos only hits women. Now AMX might be acting like a bitch, but he's still a dude.
>>154000258>Jos only hits womenThat's because he stabs men
>>154000264in the anus with his pork sword
>>154000258your criticism of this faggotry is that it should have acknowledged journalists too isn't ithomo
>>154000195kek
>>154000252no you are a serial offenderstop posting gay shit then trying to deflect
>>154000258>Jos only hits women.you sure?
GET OUT!
>>154000279you're the gayest >>154000274
death to m*rcedes as always
>>154000280how much? idk, seems kinda of cucked, you can break his skull for some money, whats next? you get to fuck him for a mill???
>>154000288*clobbers you in the head with my clap sticks*
>>154000280>Karting trackProbably ran him over.
>>154000300All these international flags on an American website, what's this the fucking U.N. now!?
>>153999865>Formula 1 now 'much more fun' - Hamilton
>>154000280>Frans Verstappen I imagine he was probably like Jos but worse
>has sleepless nights for half a year thinking that one journalist might show up againKWAB
>>154000312jejeje
>>154000314blueis flagmilton
This only goes to show Formula 1 revolves around Max Verstappen, the greatest racing driver of all time and protagonist of this entire circus, even when he's 8th in the championship.
>>154000247ai = actually indians
>>154000197Not reading this ragebait crapYou should be better /F1/
Thinking Max was just terrified of the Guardian journalist asking about his shit starts and comparing them to Hadjar's not shit starts.
>>154000338ai can be cool tho
>>154000344why are you defending journalists at allare you retarded
he
>>154000370is he pregnate yet?
>>154000370Facechads keep on losing ;_;
>>154000370show me your toes bitch
>>154000370Holding the phone makes that picture look a lot worse
>>154000370he's so hot
>>154000353It's not about the journalists, it's about the sport.
>>154000370damn he has nice legs
>>154000382"sport"
>>154000382it's actually just you being a complete faggot
>>154000382You niggers are sending poor rato death threats
>>154000386agree, but she is chink, so no bueno
>>154000370>Those claw nailsDoes she still play golf professionally? Can't imagine it's easy to grip a club with those.
>>154000393I'm not the one crying about a question
>>154000370
>>154000401you clearly are though
>>154000397man, poor ocon, our of the current drivers he looks like th emost likely to lose his seat, even more than pooison the one hand i hate him, he is my enemy, on the other hand i think he is a decent enough driver and i want to have a villain in the "sport"
>>154000398as an f1 enjoyer i am fine with asian races
>>154000408I'm annoyed by Max's pussy bitch behavior, not about the question.
>>154000407>butt lobesque
>>154000415good for you
>>154000418in other words you're crying about the questiongreat to clear that up!
>>154000407Today, I feel indian
the fingol freak-out about rome last year was better i think
>>154000430The question was perfectly fine, I'm not upset by it at all
>>154000438
>>154000407>wants to go from tonguing the anus to the vaginathat's a recipe for bacterial vaginosis saar
>>154000370has
>>154000440you clearly are upset by it thoughcalm down
>>154000399They're probably removable.
>>154000441why did the saar do it?
>>154000448Seems to me like you're the one upset by it, friendo
>>154000455because it was the needful
>>154000461it's very clearly you though
>>154000455hamilton stole his car and some chinless son of a bitch told him lies>>154000463thats so funny
>>154000441>load a gun with live rounds just to do a cool pose
>>154000463i should have redeemed the filename>>154000474carlos is spanish like you though
>>154000474thanks, you've made my dayyou're my favourite poster in this general :))))
>>154000480mfw
>>154000471You're the one supporting Max's behavior in response of a question that upset him
>>153999874Nobody cares about that half
moral of the story: don't shid
>>154000489Unless you plan to run virtual machines there's zero need for anything above 32gb nowadays and in the near future, even 16gb is usable in most cases.
>>154000481it was a jokeeeee, i like carlos, now that i amde my peace with alonsos future he is my n1 driver>>154000482thanks, kiss me and hold me tight>>154000489idk, do you need it? when i bought my ram i didnt need it, but it was my birthday and my father asked me what i wanted so, since im not very tech savy, i asked for that, because i knew that itwouldnt create any bottle neck, it would stay there, most likely not being used and thats allbut now that is, as you say, overpriced, i would wait
>>154000506you're the only one actually upset here
>>154000513>>154000517I get OUT OF MEMORY Error when videogenning sloppa with my 32gb of ram and RTX 5070ti. But those RAM prices though......F1 related since i want to make vidgen of HE
>>154000523I'm not upset by the question though
>>154000542you are
>>154000536As far as I know it doesn't use the system ram at all, only the gpu ram because system ram is way too slow for that, but I'm not an expert in vidgen.
>>154000536ohhh, if you need it, yeah of course, having a x€ pc that you cant use is more stupid than buying overpricedf rambut maybe look up why is that error, maybe the solution is not just throwing more ram at the problem
>>154000536>>154000548that’s what i thought. maybe a setup or config error.
>>154000545No
>>154000576yes!
>>154000569i misread that as 32GB VRAM because i’m dyslexic on thursdays. ignore me.
/f1/: Technology advice and kindergarten
>>154000585good post, i got the reference
>>154000480Not necessarily even live rounds, could be that it's a blank and he didn't do the (needful) research to know that a blank will cause severe damage at point blank range
>>154000580Woah, someone's upset. Calm down.
>>154000596That's what I thought it was at first but blanks usually have crimped ends and that round looks smooth
>>154000606yes, yougreat that you're following my advice!
>>154000596blanks don't do shit, bro
so other than max going bananas on a journo, do we have any other thing of importance?well, to expand on the max journo thing, she will most likely lose her job, of what use is a journo that cant ask questions to the drivers? unless her company uses that to victimize her
>canadian talking about guns
my caddies :)Also, threadly reminder that it was us, the Polish-American/assortment of Central/Eastern European Americans who built Fords for Papa Ford (and other cars) in the Motor City, which is why the American muscle car is so strongly associated with Polish-Americans, as depicted in movies/shows such as Vanishing Point, Gran Torino, Gone in 60 Seconds (the first one), and Supernatural. Please think of us as a staple of the American identity like you would WASPs, Irish Americans, etc. #OurCars #BuyAmerican #Murica #PurestExpressionoftheAmericanIdentity
>>154000645Said the nogunz
>>154000652>no ugood one patel
>>154000621You're so upset...I hope you can calm down and feel better, buddy
>>154000662stop being weird angrytard
How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?Three, cos they're so darn stupid!
>>154000386WHERE IS HEWHEN IS HE COMING BACKSHIT HAS BEEN FUCKING GAY SINCE HE LEFT
>>154000667I'm not the one upset by a question
>>154000670I have feelings too, you know :(
>>154000644Alonso is skipping the race to be with his kid
>>154000681you are
>>153999865J O S
>>154000687I don't like these two
>>154000686i heard that only thursdaywell, they have one of the kids doing a fp1, so maybe he skips fp2 aswell?
>>154000686is he though
>>154000638I'm sure these guys agree with you.
>>154000699he's with albon, not alonso
fernando has actually been skipping media duties to come over to my house and play marble blast ultra
>>154000690I'm not. And that's final.
>>154000705holy fuck that first guy basically died to spalling
who do you think that will stop first?
>>154000736Stop? This general is relentless
>>154000714hop on marble it up bro
>>154000736I’m hoping for another 1,000 posts of “no u,” personally.
I hope it's just two bots replying to each other, otherwise it's very sad
>>154000753patriot>>154000766no patriot
>>154000726you arei winthank you
>>154000710but he's racing then?
>>154000802no he's golfing
>>154000670>Raising Arizona (1987)what in the fuck i just watched this scene
>>154000818i thought he's not there because a child was being born soondid he actually get albon pregnant?
Japan next
>>154000792You're welcome :)
>>154000705>high school theatre>had a real gun on setfucking kek
>>154000489I would feel bad spending so much money on (kinda) outdated RAM.
>medshitters can't blame poowey for the shitting of asston shartin because then their delusion of kwablonso hanging on against all odds against vettel's red bull rocketship disintegrates
>>154000868what is this a play on?
>>154000879no problem
>>154000880average_american_school.gif
>>154000881Theres not many difference between DDR4 and DDR5. Its like comparing current F1 car with current F2 car
>>154000880It gets better.
>>154000889During Franco's William tenure somebody shopped Franco's face on this pic of an argie ballad singer and he gave a like in ig or twatter
>>154000920Was that person Alec Baldwin?
>>154000892Any time :)
>2 centuries of people shooting blanks at each other>3 fatalitiesyou sure showed me
>>154000920based school for loose cunts
>>154001019Blanks don't kill people usually but fucks them with pressure burnsAlthough I think the guy in the vid was using 9mm and that's basically a bb gun
>>154000967calm down
staggering riposte
>>154001057if you're not ollie kill yourself br*t
>>154001119but what if hes the ollieposter bong?
>>154001146then he needs to learn italian like ollie has and he'll be acceptable
>>154001019Next you're gonna tell me kitchen knives don't do shit because people almost never die when using them.
>>154001161why the fuck would anyone need to learn shitalian?
>>154001192italian comes from latin, so its cool
>>154001048Whatever you say :)
>>154001273thank youamx was rightyou got angryand now you've calmed downgreat!
>>154001242Spanish is closer to latin than italian, which is why I still prefer spanish even after moving here.
>>154001328go live in romania
>>154001364Is that how you tell people to go to hell?
>>154001379is the blade real?? it would have been soooo funny
>>154001379i hope his hand gets chopped off
>>154001397romanian is even more like latin!
>>154001458Then your line should have been "learn romanian", since I'm in italy despite italian being less similar to latin.
>>154001489obviously you'd learn by immersionso go to romania
>>154001019would you shoot yourself in the head with a blank? yeah, didn't think so
>>154001279:)
>>154001489Just learn latin, fraterWe had to do it in school for some reason
>>154001783>for some reasongood fucking lord br*t
>>154001783I've learnt it in five years in high school already, but thanks.
>>154001793How dare you reply to me>>154001797Learn some more
>>154001783based catholic school attendee
>>154001818>How dare you reply to meeasily
this autistic dutch faggot is the problem with f1max is alright though, fuck journos
>>154001867>this autistic dutch faggot is the problem with f1and you're the problem with /f1/so fuck off
spain 25
>>154001941damn shame
>>154001867It's not about journalists, it's about the sport.
brazil 15
Russia 21 when the rain fell
>>154001974she's dead. raped by paulista f1 pilot and killed by tranny drive by on motorbike
It's not about winning, it's about fun.
its not about winning its about building the fastest car
>>154001379SOME DAYS SOME NIGHTSSOME LIVE SOME DIE IN THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI
drive fast and clip hard my ma always said
i'd like the cars to go vroom
whats NNNNEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW guy doing now?
H-pattern shifter
>when you get pozzed in the head
>>154002148>right hand shiftrebarbative. inexcusable for a br*tish built car too
Ferrarichads we still got thisIt's only been 2 decades since we won the championship
>>154000370larsen
>>154002247
>>154002247Please don't exaggerate. It's only been 18 years and 5 months.
pozzedstappen
>you are pitching a business idea to Lewis worth 500 million a year at his house>he loves it so far >but you have to poop >what do?
benis
the pinnacle of battery management
>>154003109walk over to the fireplace then when the deal is done, wait for him to leave the room to fetch my gold bars then i take a normal looking ceramic vase with a lid off the mantlepiece, drop my pants and relieve my bowels into it not noticing it had roscoe engraved on the front
>previous thread was leo edishand of course I missed posting in it because I was serving time in jail again
behave yourself then
new leo pic dropped in chinese magazine however
>>154001379
the journalists should all boycott Verstappenimagine how upset he would be not having to answer any press questions anymore, that would really show him
>>154003950He is cheating already?
>>154004018Wait a second..
>>154004018interdastingwhy can't he just tell them all to get out
>>154002347
axel ablon
who’s going to win free practice?
>>154004616how do you 'win' a practice?
>>154000382you are such a bootlicking faggot holy shit kill yourself
>>154004654most stylin glory runs
hambo's spinny wing to fly off and bonk some little nip kid on the scone.hambo arrested upon returning to the garage, taken away and thrown in prison
>>154004654Crash and die
I think it's entirely justified that Verstappen asked that journo to get the fuck out if he was the smug cunt that was gloating after AD25, guy's already annoyed with having a piece of shit car again and shouldn't have to deal with faggots as often
>>154004834Hey that's racist man come on
>>154004853that's nice, dear
Max Was Always Based
>>154001941sad
>>154004670I'm so sorry for wanting the multimillionaire "athletes" to answer interesting sport-related questions because it's kinda what the fucking sport is all about.
>>154005000mwab? meh
>>154004853Would somebody please think of the multimillionaires? They're very sensitive and your questions are too harsh! Oh, evil nasty journalists!
>twink edition and no swiss posts yet
>>154005164he didn't survive the last sesh
>>154005126>>154005063why are you samefagging
>>154005164either this >>154005187or he's furiously beating the meat right now and can't post
gonna watch fp1 just so i can spend more time awake talking to him
Free Practice 1 in: 5 hours, 4 minutes, 49 seconds
am horny just like christian hornerand i blame him (not horner)
>>154005336blud's retarded :SKULL: :FIRE: :SKULL: :FIRE: :SKULL: :FIRE: :SKULL: :FIRE:
>>153999874It's not like we here can do anything to stop that half from exploding or even help in any meaningful way. I do some regular donations within the context of a conflict that I personally care about, but I'm under no illusion that it helps anyone or it's for something other than just soothing my own soul a little (only centralized aid by other countries' governments moves the needle, and random civvies can't influence that).So yeah I watch cars drive around in circles like I have been doing for the past quarter of a century, and I when I'm not too depressed or brain dead (due to bad sleep and cognitive issues) I watch anime too. Put mask on yourself first.
>>154000197he's right you know
>>154007047Trump's going to wave the flag at IndyCar DC and there's nothing we can do about it. /fcuck/bros...
>>154003730hope you're ok friend>>154003859thanks
>>154007180what does it matterit's coolare you gay
>>154007303how come he don't want us man
>>154003283he'll smell the poop when he comes back
>>154007358it's only f1 get over it
>>153999955It was me
>>154006068and now?
>>154007681based
idk, i dont think the donald will be on any of our races, with all the thing going with iran at all, and them having the soccer cup aswell
They just need to give him the FIA Peace Prize, he'll show up
>>154004018
max will retire mid season
>>154008291Isnt that what Max wants ?
>>154008291i mean, that would make sense, from a journo point of view
I mean
>2005>you're driving for renault>japanese grand prix>you want some jap pussy>don't even need to search for it, jap models are waiting for you at the starting grid>quickly exchange numbers>orgies when the session endsdrivers, look what they took from younow you either have to pay for prostitutes or go out with a whore who's been with the whole grid and is "prepared" for you cuz she's the daughter of some random ceo
mean
>>154008291It wouldn't make any difference, these faggot british journalists all ask leading questions anyway trying to get the drivers to say things that match the preconceived stories in their heads rather than genuinely trying to get their opinions on what has happened
u mean
>>154008388I am Ollie Bearman and I never pay for pussy
i think that max attacked the journo from a position of power, i think that the other journos, if they value their job, should have left at that moment(if all was caused because of taht question)
>>154008291>twitter screencap
wtf happened to Steven Seagal? Why is he Edd now?F1 related because he attended the Grand Prix of Sochi in 2014
mindbroken lmaoif russell cashes in on this i will suck his cock 24/7 for the rest of my life
>>154008700What question tho
>>154008575>journalists use social mediawow
journos don't receive even 1/10th the abuse they deserve
>>154008724i dont care about his opinion at alli really dont care so dont show me
>>154008721last season after abudabi he asked him if he felt that he lost hte championship in spain because of his mistake, max was angry about it
>>154008721Asked if Max regrets deliberately crashing into Russel back in Spain 2025 because he would've been leading (and ended up winning) the WDC if it hadn't been for thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_qmWm9aefk
>>154008784move along then Jared
>>154008700Our narb is to busy winning an effortless WDC
kwab
lowkey am starting to like russell
>>154008785kwabkicking him out of the press conference is a power move tho
>>154008845>kicking him out of the press conference is a power move thodont think it worked for streisand
>>154008721He asked if Max regrets acting like a spastic child that one time because it cost him the championship and was out of character for him .Pretty dumb question since he obviously does
>>154008785He was mainly angry about the guy laughing in his face while he was replying.
>>154008836the seat...
>>154008836uffff>>154008881thats fairfrom what i heard there could be something more between the 2
>>154008836Poor hadjar being used as fords test car
>>154008873Streisand wanted people not to notice her luxurious home and got the opposite effect when she sued the photographer, in this case everyone already knows what amx did.
>vtec kicking in>>154008934i doubt hes willing to admit he lost the WDC because he wanted to kill arr russell
>>154008841pozzed?
>>154008987wobbler and flying. iconic duo that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVdMJ4AryG4
>>154008987>wobbler yearning for le mans 99
Miss him like you wouldn't believe
:)
>>154009046>cutting out the best part, the nonchalant throwing out the gloves
>>154008875>that one timehe's always like that howmstever
>>154008836the curse of the second redbull continues
the world would be a paradise without britshit germalism.
the world is a paradisehowever there are demons in this paradise called billionaires
so now that mercedes been caught cheating with the car, hamilton is basically lerading in pointshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTtWUZhD9c
>>154009340>demons in paradise
>>154008836fixorrepairweekly
FixOitRagainDtony
Almost time for another fun F1 2026 session
simracing moment
>f1>sportklaebo is the real nigga
>>154009548Please delete this, it's too cool and fun for modern F1
vibecoding strikes again
>>154009588i gotchu
pretty funny spectators were standing by the sidewalk while formulas passed by in 60's =)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCv-dIFGcd0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuzO-gzygnM
was about to blogpost like some faggot, but consider this:gimi
>>154009594what a lucky coincidence that the only mercedes pu having problems are the ones belonging to the team that could feasibly beat the factory team
>>154009661>blogposting about blogposting
>>154009703but anon, i didn't blogpost, i gimiposted
>>154009661You are faggot for blogposting but even a bigger faggot for caring about other opinions
it's going to be so fucking funny when max ragequits this weekend and red bull has to put yuki in as first seat
>>154009730you're mexican
>>154009661now i want the tea
>>154009658i finna kinda feel bad for the drivers and spectators. you cant convince the mafia organizers to care until you actually get someone getting killed in a specific way to maybe install actual barriers that do something for example
>>154009548wow he saved his battery through the whole lap to pass him on the main straight? genius!
After that CSM ending they should cancel Japan GP for at least 20 years
only two more hours until gay hybrids harvest and superclip their way around a track
>>154009822but in japan :0
>>154009762you're not fit to brew it
>>154009854what kind of bullshit are you doing over there to avoid the electric kettle that you need to be fit?
>>154009884i'm a posh ladfor me, it's induction
>>154009921stop itget helpget an electric kettle.
>>154009822
>>154009936
>he boils water on the stove
>not pumping every watt electrically possible into your goybrew
Carlos Sainz bros, she's gone....
>like on the actual stove
test
>>154010269you're the only one bringing up a stove, anonhave you got some sort of electrical handicap? have you got to convince yourself one way is better because you've got no other way?
>>154010213leafbros we can't even make the news for executing our hospital patients anymore what went wrong???
>he doesnt have an electric kettle
>>154001592Don't discourage him
>>154004206That's not He, He's not even Japanese
>the homosexual faggot is moving the goalpostsimagine my gimi
2 races in the next 7 weeks after japan btw
>>154010395thank you mister trump, inshallah this faggot semen slurping sport will die off
>>154010395Why don't they try racing in regions we aren't invading? Are they stupid?
> Only slept for 3 hoursNeed two fucking coffees to stay awake. I hope my heart survives
>>154010384That's not a jap
>>154010492>Why don't they try racing in regions we aren't invading?That doesn't leave us with many options...
>>154010504I know but what's the difference really
>>154010529IndyCar doesn't have this problem for some reason.
>>154000407I work with a couple of Indians at work and they are all like this.Whats wrong with them, why are they such shameless coomers
japan week
f1tv is live
>>154010729They are BASED you mean
>decide to watch fp1>start it up while the talking heads are being annoying>they're talking about the cheat merc wing>they are, of course, running interference for merc and claiming it was an accident because merc doesn't know how to calculate hydraulic pressures and totally didn't notice for two races that it wasn't opening right
where's the upside down ferrari wing hat
DUN DUN DUN
>a technic and a speedmaster lego f1 car strapped to a bike helmetWhats up with the japs and retarded "hats"?
Alonso is skipping fp1?
Japs and their tradition of neat hats is based, and it isn't even a case of 'thing, Japan'
>>154011469Yea. Mandatory rookie session, and also his girlfriend is having his baby.
>>154011434>construction helmet with a back wing with a spinning part>is a Ferrari fanthing japan really is better
>hards>.741 to sencond
Dead bull
the is the first track where Mercheates can realistically lap the entire field if there are no safety cars
yuki fagnoda on my monitor
>>154011431
>>154009400based egg
>>154011615Too obvious. Toto wouldnt allow it
>fuck all postsded sport
>>154011700Nobody likes boring practices sessions, that's why we all enjoy sprint weekends instead.
Cadillac looking like 2007 sauber
who slimed the red bulls
>>154011715yes you will be the next meal mmhmmwith some dill oil
>mclarinthegarageagain
>norris already dead
>>154011747They never left it
>>154011700Why would any look at 4chan when there is F1 happening in Japan ?
Ynr norris
We haven't had a proper British world champion since 2009.
So that's why all the drivers are twinks. To fit the retarded wheels.
>Villeneuve on Canal+fuck yeah
Let's hope it stays this way
>>154011763Apparently they loaded it up on the plane/slowboat from China.
>>154011768i can find you a bridge.
>>154011772*since 1992
>>154011772Jense on commentary is always a treat, he's like a diet version of noseberg's catty corrections of crofty's commentary.
>white pingu got his japanese waifudamn
Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>no rizz
Another double dnf for McLaren
>>154011888another double dns for mclaren
>>154011888>Why would Toto do this ?
>it's another cadillac is in last place of the cars able to actually finish a lap which puts them in 10th place overall episode
To this day I still don't know why Hamilton autistically left the door open on the inside.
>>154011904he wants to drive for ferrari like he saw on TV
>Nafri doesn’t have the new parts that RBR introduced this weekendso it begins
these are the worst sounding cars ever produced
>>154011917and he's currently faster than Max.
>>154011904buck broken, that's why
is it true that max is pure shit?
>>154011923that's because MAX is testing those updates
Rank these 2026 race outcomes from most to least likelyCadillac scores a pointBoth Aston Martin cars score points in a single weekendAudi scores points in 3 straight races
>>154011920They sounded worse in 2014.
>>154011943audi > cadi > aston
>doohan crashed for this
Is it me or the 130R of these cars are absolute limp dick curves?
>>154011943231
>>154011888God truly exists
Why hasn't the American done anything yet?
>>154011943audi>caddy>>>>>asston
>>154011954
>>154011961need to charge the battery, don't you love f1E?
>>154011943audi > aston > cadi
>>154011949nah, super clipping is the death blow
Linlaw 67
they should lean into the clipping and animate cool sparks and stuff when it happens on the overlay and show a NOS meter charging instead of battery
>>154012013Amateurs don't run nitrous. I've seen the way you drive, you have a heavy foot. You'll blow yourself to pieces
>>154012058caddysissys they're mocking us on the radio...
>>154011990f1 needs more based retards
if it were up to me drivers would choose their helmet design at the same time they chose their race number and wouldnt be allowed to change it ever
>>154011961Normally (You) need to tip the brakes and lower the gear, from 5th to 4th (in GT4, when using GT500 cars)With these shit PUs, you just need to stop using the "overtake" mode, ICE doesn't go beyond 270kph/6th gear
>>154012043SHUT UP
red car super slow on the second straight :(
>Villeneuve agrees with MAX regarding the journalistbased>Febreau the cuck doesn't ofc
>>154011943>Cadillac scores a pointIf half the grid retires, yes.>Both Aston Martin cars score points in a single weekendBy Abu Dhabi 2026>Audi scores points in 3 straight racesNot even unlikely. If they just get more reliable they're quick enough to finish top 10.
>>154012080Last year they didn't lift there at all
>Stroll behind the American practice driver
>>154012158trust the process
piastri found the "party mode" button
>>154012181He's drunk driving?
>>154012080NO F1 CAR LIFTS ON THE 130R. SINCE 1987.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il28dWMmnCo
>verseventh
Why does Piastri never race?
not a good day for thai lady boys
KWAB
>littering all over the track>littering all over the track, Japan
Lawson's fault
based checo btfoing ablon
>Midstappen
>sainz and lawson incident>checo and albon incidentlatinx finna go wild on instagram tonight
>>154012208My bad, I thought it was pic related, in greenI do not play GT4 since 2013 or so
why doesn't max just say he won't start the race until the six drivers faster than him leave the track?
>>154012318Sainz ain't latinx.
>merc1/2YAWN
>>154012323I heard he's taking the month of April off.
b-bros im scared... why is merc's fastest time 1:31.666?
>>154012320That's Degner 1 (the corner right after is Degner 2)
>>154012332>merc top 4
Based retards
why are these retards all crashing into each other today
>races are so boring they're having to pretend race and play bumper cars in the free practiceoutstanding
Redbull is so fucking dead
>>154012365nascar envy
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>154012365to entertain the fan
so we all agree the real race is happening between 7 and 14 since the order at the top and bottom is basically set
>>154012389Top team driver wins
>>154012389newfag here, is it unusual that the same people win every week? why wouldn't the best drivers/cars just keep winning all the time?
>>154012413also a newfag here but i've done a lot of homework and it turns out if the top isn't VER then its a bad race
>RB pilots ahead of the 2nd RBR
>>154012365Artificial crashing
>>154012413noand yes they do
vitun paholainen Mercedes fucking die.curse upon merc for 1000 years
>>154012487mashallah
They're back
>>154012325yes he is, no I don't care what meaning amerigoys give to the word
>a little over 100 posts for the entirety of FP1Genuinely dire, these shitty regs have completely killed any/all enthusiasm for the sport.Last year FP1 for Suzuka got >400 posts
>>154012766Cause everybody got jobs
>>154012892in this economy?
it's a combination of>shitty captcha>45s cooldown between post in this board>RUS already won the championship
>>154012437abdulbros?
Once you get used to the new captcha it's really not that different from any other captcha.Also we had the 1min cooldown by Japan last year
the one two punch of no rizz wdc and battery saver racing has killed the sport
it's because the racing is so exciting that people are watching not posting
I've also been having issues posting in general. Lot of timeouts.Seems like there might be issues with 4chins.
>>154012979you need to realize that 4chan now is in competition vs twitter, discord, reddit and more...why would someone post here when they can also be edgy on twitter or discord without getting banned? why posting here and constantly fight against an annoying captcha (way more than before)? even the cooldown is pissing me off so much I wish we could just post on /v/ or /b/ instead /sp/
>>154012956she's hitting the wall
>>154013053You can't be racist on those. You can only get away with planning communist terrorist attacks.
>>154013071who cares
>>154013077me. that means less goon material
>>154013075>You can't be racist on thosenot even true, I seen so many embedded from twitter on /pol/ where people were saying racist things, discord is even laughable how much shit you can sayfunnily enough, you can't even be racist on /sp/...
>>154013091Driver Primate
>>154013084there, happy?
>>154013102say it, prove me right
>>154013121>How old are the girls going to be in the next F1 Academy race?how would I know?RIP anon
>>154013142w-will i be unb& in time for the next f1 academy race?
The oldest F1A driver was born in 2003The youngest F1A driver was born in 2010
>>1540131563 days minimum, so no
>>154013121That’s what I love about these F1 Academy girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
4chan post count has been way down since the war with Iran started, what's up with that?
>>154013210it was way before that
>>154013210Pretty much a steady 80,000 posts per day except when they grabbed maduro and when the strikes on iran started.
>>154013249that's /pol/ right? not the whole website?
>>154013261Correct, I could post /i/ or some other smaller board but that single spike is probably just from 2 retards bickering in 1 thread.
>>154013272well we can see that globally most boards lost a lot of average posting since the new captcha
>>154013288Yeah, although it's difficult to say if that's from them being an effective anti-botting tool, or if it's just people getting filtered by the captcha.
>>154013300I can almost guarantee that it filtered people more than bots, the people that want to spam are still spamming the same shit, on the other hand, so many people talked about how annoying the captcha was and decided to never post again (so this on other forum/imageboard that gravitate around 4chan)the captcha on itself is not that hard, it's just super tedious and annoying for anyone that doesn't use the same IP/browser/cookie constantly (so mostly phone user?), since you get a very long and annoying catpcha + cooldown
>>154013321saw this*
>>154013321>phoneposters most affectedhiroshimoot I kneel
>>154013341kekthat's still mean less post and more schizos though
>>154013321I've got it down to 1 easy slider after a month. The last iteration was easier but this is still better than what we had before that.
>cars lose over 55kph going to 130R and leading up to the chicaneholy fuck
>>154002126
>>154013408after a month of posting a lotnow imagine those with phone or IP/cookie that change a lot, it's a nightmare
>>154013429>it's a nightmareIt's like a 60 second cooldown, what the fuck are you talking about?Either you're a ban evading proxyfag or you're an ADHD retard that can't wait a single minute to post
why am i still watching this shit its so over
DUNS
beeeeeeeeep
dun dun dun (ran out of all caps battery)
i don't know why i'm even watching this goyslop anymore
>>154013443>It's like a 60 second cooldown, what the fuck are you talking about?maybe don't cut the whole sentence? I say it's a nightmare for those that have the captcha resettingnow regarding the cooldown, do I need to make you remember where the fuck you are? it's fucking /sp/imagine having a 1 minute cooldown on a board where you need to react to things that happen liveI can post 2 times in a minute on /v/ but need to wait 1 minute on /sp/? on other F1 forum/discord there is no cooldown, which mean that I can post multiple times during a single Qualification lap time, something we can't do here.
>>154013455same my nigga my autism still makes me hard to let go after 25 years
>>154013457good it cuts out the >amx spam>>154013455there's nothing else on
>>154013457>I say it's a nightmare for those that have the captcha resettingYeah and I'm saying I've already dealt with that, I have no idea why you think that's a big deal. If I go to work my IP changes once, I return home and it changes again, that's 2 minutes at most.>on other F1 forum/discord there is no cooldownAnd that's a bad thing you fucking retard, the quality of posts is directly related to how long it takes you to post themI fucking loathe retards that lovetypinglikethislikewe'reinalifeordeathsituation
all of my posts are important as if im in a life or death situation
>>154013485so good that the thread is dead, great isn't it?>>154013491>the quality of posts is directly related to how long it takes you to post themimagine saying this right now, did you see the state of this fucking thread since last year? happy with the AHAHAHAHAHA spam? happy how dead it is right now?ah yes, clearly the quality of this thread truly got better, so much better than nobody is posting outside of fucking retarded spammer
>>154013485>cuts
id imagine people would post more if there was anything actually worth posting about.
i thought alonso was gonna be gone this weekend because of his child or whateverdid i misunderstand
>>154013517all boards have less and less average posting overall
>>154013510It's practice. We didn't come here to play practice.
willybros?
none of u niggas are even posting its beyond dead
>>154013526alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>154013526only Thursday>>154013532it's irrelevant, there is still less posting even during race, in top of that, the quality of posting decreased too
>>154013537I blame Lando and DEI
>>154013545fuck goblando and fuck these gay ass cucked cars
is this your goat?
>>154013554wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>154013554yea
>>154013554>verseventh>eighthstappen
>>154013554we love are chuck here
>>154013554Verstappen showing everyone who's the boss.
>>154013554bros a racer and this shit isnt racing hope he goes to wrc or something
put yuki in
>>154013571>we
>watch f1 live broadcast>the cars on track are so boring they have two feeds of cars sitting in garage
>Everyone has to ease off 130R, downshift and coast so that they have battery for the straightFucking this gay sport so fucking much.Fuck the hybrids. Fuck Audi, fuck everything. Wake me up when someone makes a Formula X or some shit with V10 cars on sustainable fuels. Formula 1 is just Formula E1 now.
>shamilton slower on softs than ruslel on mediumsrofl
ALBON SURGE
>Slowson ahead of hadbustedjar
>that power/speed drop through 130r
albon firstnorris nowhere
>max slower than the williamslel
>>154013596based nip my exact thoughts
>versta99en
>versta10
>verstap10>>154013635ok now i feel the cooldown pain
kwablonso's team will finish last
>ferrarinthegarage
Lando "I can't believe he was the champ" Norris
>norris/mclel is doing so poorly they're making a quiz show to find who has done worse as a reigning champlmao
karma for MCL
>>154013669Scheckter is hard to beat desu
pastry still on pole makes me wonder if they've figured out the merc cheatsit would be funny if they did and the year of the jorj is robbed by one of the mclarensalthough it's probably just merc still sandbagging to troll since it's just fp2
>>154013685theyll find 7 tenths in Q2 again dw
>>154013685merc are still sandbagging, don't give in to believing
2 Audis on the track! Now that is some news
what the fuck is happening with lindblad btwi don't think i've heard them mention the fact that he's still in the garage a single time
>>154013700they said at the start of the session that he wouldnt be out again
>>154013704missed that, had to handle my catthanks
>>154013705did you show that pussy whose boss?
Hamilton is not having fun anymore
>>154013718she's got Teeth>>154013719excited for f1 to no longer be Real Racing for hamilton now that his car is trolling him again
>third race in and already giving upHow many Q1 exits this year?
its straight pain seeing them slow down on the straights fuck this gay ass shit
>>154013727very common fraud behavioursee: norris
how are we feeling lads?>8 drivers slower than doohan in FP2 last yearhmmm
now that free slurp 2 is over>>154013288its not even the captchas they arent that bad once you get trust after posting a few times its that they have basically restricted every single ip range so you have to confirm your email address to post here and people dont want to give a website known for being neonazis their email it defeats the purpose of being anonymous
>>154013746That's more of a symptom of the current regs. These cars fucking suck. They lose like thirty mph through 130r.
didn't watch a second of practice and skimming the thread i see that it really was as bad as cunts predicted>55kmh slower into the formerly 130m radius corner execute everyone who wrote these engine rules
>>154013853>>154013853>>154013853
>>154013855
>>154014567byee~!
