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Stephen Strasburg Edition
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Padrebros the season is officially over. Where do we go from here?
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Sneks
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my gpu drivers are broken so i can't generate the baseball alysa's for people right now but ill try to do it tomorrow :)
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>>154010998
How is the season over? The MLB 2026 season just started yesterday.
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andyP
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>all the cancerous flyovers lost
>all the good ones won
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Dodgers are winning as expected so let's all watch Brendan Flyover in his coastal debut!
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Dad helping the cancer survivor run the bases is kino.
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>>154011053
only 1 run we need some more
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Uniqlo paid for tuckies line outs and fly outs today.
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dodgers
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Is Tucker a bust?
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>poodrepacos cuckwatching
kek
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How can people enjoy baseball while Israel is getting destroyed from missiles?
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Hey guys, glad you're enjoying the game. However, because you didn't reckerpost enough, I'm now going to punt the game. Sorry Dodger fans!
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>>154011070
Dodgers have Metsiners legend Edwin Diaz closing :)
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>>154010998
salt lake city, portland, or nashville
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>>154011089
Go Dodgers btw
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>popesox raped 14-2
Maior est quam umquam antea necessitas ecclesiae nostrae haereticae et idololatrae.
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It's finally time for Mariners baseball! I'm so pumped to see this lineup.
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I'm cuckwatchin' here!
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>>154011085
kek! sad!
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>>154011089
Coach Primate
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>>154011099
>salt lake city
Can Mormons into baseball?
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anglels
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>>154011102
???
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fweddie :)
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>>154011108
Should be good!
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>>154011089
Only mest fans care about kikes getting bombed
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>>154011089

Helps me sleepy comfy knowing that Israel is bringing its own demise
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>>154011111
checked
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>>154011089
Sounds like Paul Skenes should've taken an oath instead of getting gaped by the Mets kek!
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>>154011111
CHECKED and TRVKED
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>>154011089
cool, two enjoyable things!
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The WBC fucked up Skenes. No Aces will ever pitch in it again.
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>>154011123
I think it's like cricket so the old men can watch it in a pub?
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big dick willie
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doyers legend Juan Morillo
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DOYERS
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MINDFUCKED
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Razorfags...
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>>154011097
oh yeah i FORGOT
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anyone webm that girl flashing the field?
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>>154011108
Time to revive my creation from last year. I just know this chick is someplace on the Eastside watching the game tonight in her parents mansion.
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>>154011111
checked and keked
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>>154011111
doyerpacos and poodpreacos wish they were a fraction of that white lol
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dick 'em down, Willie!
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>>154011053
I'm gonna watch for him and then probably sleep when he gets his first hit
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>BASES LOADED
UH OH
>BASES LOADED
UH OH
>BASES LOADED
UH OH
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Asking former pitchers, how does it feel to have a reliever give up your base runner?
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>>154011111
Checked.
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>>154011106
The Pope tried to strike us down and we prevailed.
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It's been a very bad 3 months for us west coast hispanics but finally baseball is back!
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Long break for Yamamoto
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Max Muncy is FAT
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Guardians really would be better off trading Jose Ramirez and just rebuilding if they actually cared about winning instead of selling tickets…it’s also pretty crazy that he’s probably going to be a solid lock for the hall of fame after Scherzer and Arenado inevitably get in.
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Mun C...
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>>154011175
fuck yourself
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>>154011111
>hello, based department?
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>>154011188
probably not coming back out
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>>154011089
mets game ended 6 hours ago moshe
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>>154011194
I like the guardians

I used to play as them in picrel because they had a funny mascot man
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>>154011201
hahaaaa
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Ah another crossover!
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>only country in human history to get nuke
>ends up becoming a sports colony of the people who nuked them
>owners are jewish
>fanbase is hispanic
los doyerpacos are filled to the brim with irony
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>doyerpacos cant stop thinking about the Padres
why are they like this?
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>>154011218
I wouldn't have sent him back out, but they know what they're doing, I guess.
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right I'm away for the weekend now lads
see you gays on Sunday
enjoy the baybaw, go Mets
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>Super Mario plays when Yoshi gets an out
>Mariners up next
West coast baseball LOVES Japan
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>>154011243
FAGGets kek!
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Corbin Faggot
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>>154011243
have a good time
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how are the Dodgers so good
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YOSHI
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Every but in the mariners org has 30 homers

ATTENTION

30 homers is officially weak sauce

This is a 50 HOMERUN genny
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>>154011251
Mets won and nothing you say can change that
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Kwan is out, thus begins the season. Let us pray.
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nbc's coverage utterly mogs that netflix shitshow last night
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>>154011266
It's always baybaw waether out here
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YAM HER MOTO
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his start wasn't perfect, but still pretty nice :)
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kinda sad that kershaw retired without ever winning a non-asterisk championship.
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>>154011243
enjoy yourself kiwibro
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>>154011266
Scrappy underdog energy
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We're going to rape you
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Donavan gets the first putout. Sign the extension!

>>154011271
Absolutely. That shit was a disaster. Bob Costas doing intros is excellent.
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>>154011089
>mock Christ
>worship Satan
>get bombed

Whomst could have seen this coming?
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>>154011281
3...count 'em 3! rangz bih!
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uh...
memeiners?
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>went on a walk
>my doggy doo-ed (twice)
>dodgers scored 4 runs
you're welcome btw
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oh no no NO
marinsaars.....
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>>154011278
esp. after the very first ab of the game. the dp was big, also.
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Damnit, Gilbert. You hung that ball so bad I could hit it (out of the infield).
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I'm hearing Donovan requested a trade to St Louis
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>>154011300
already?! ope yea there it is.
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DAMNN arenado
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Guards have some new prospects, uh oh.
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what's Cleveland like?
they may have to become my team when bazzana comes up
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>>154011320
he was considered a below average glove in the minors, also
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>>154011316
>>154011301
kek
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>>154011332
>what's Cleveland like?
cursed, depressing city
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>>154011332
the sadness factory is the only place that didn't leave town
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>>154011332
cursed and have not won an 'eries since the battle of iwo jima
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The Dodgers are threepeating
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>>154011332
It's like the Alice Springs of America. no one willingly goes there.
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>>154011332
He genuinely should’ve been called up and the fact that he doesn’t speaks volumes for the “””city””” of Cleveland. At least they have the Chiefs I guess.
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what's with the pick-me-antipodean attention whores?
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I need an Orel/Kersh broadcast. It would be so comfy listening to them tism out over the pitching.
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Listen, Brendan Flyover will bail Walter out, trust the plan.
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>Doyers bullpen hours
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>>154011374
regardless, if Kersh is going to do this he better become a Dodger regular.
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>>154011372
(You)
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>treinen
well it's been fun, bros. gg sneks.
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>Treinen
welp, let's hope he isn't shit this year
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BRENDAN FLYOVER TIES IT
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Is the jury out on whether or not Cal Raleigh fucked the Mariners’ chemistry with his retard faggot antics during the WBC?
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I miss him
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>>154011370
>Kansas City Chiefs
>Cleaveland
Anon...
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>Pages sliding catch to save a base hit
Dodgers don't devel-ACK
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>>154011372
t. summer cazzie
I would smoke you for six fella
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>>154011375
HE DID IT!!!
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>>154011402
if they can get at least 8 runs this inning, theyre back
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BRENDAN "I CRUSH HOMERUNS" DONAVAN
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Pages range is unbelievable lol
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I LOVE ANDYP SO MUCH

>>154011395
he just did something for entertainment purposes
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>>154011401
>>154011414
yes...YES!!!
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*crack*
*sip*
yep. brand new ballgame.
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walk that dumper
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>Tardinals in charge of maintaining talent
KWAB
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Paul Skenes era is 67.50
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>>154011410
bullied out of /afl/ and /cric/?
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>>154011443
Paul "Gaped" Skenes
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smith gotta challenge that
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>>154011443
source.
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>>154011401
Seattle is a Flyover city. It doesn't even sit on a coast. Enough of their lies.
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>>154011443
not cy young material
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why would you swing at those
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WELCOME TO SEATTLE BRENDAN DONOVAN
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>Tanner Pipee
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Mariners are reddit
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https://youtu.be/LZzt5aS-6Zo
Don't forget to stretch
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take me out to zah barrrugayim
take me out to zah crowwww(d)
buy me the peanut and the cracker jack
i don't care if i ever get back!
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>>154011443
he had a good run
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7 minutes, 7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you. Here I am offering you my precious time, and you waste it by running around. Playtime is over.
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just realized both naylors at playing
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Hell yeah, Treinen! Chud hit 97 3 times with the sinker. He might have some life in him, yet.
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>>154011470
Im sorry but are you also a professional baseball player?
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Rare Treinen W
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Brendan Donovan's leadoff home run was the first Opening Day leadoff home run in Mariners history.
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>>154011476
Nah they're a bunch of loser no.one but us like.
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nobody cares doyerpacos
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>>154011402
he prob did
by all accounts cal is a good guy
dunno wtf the wbc stuff was about
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Mariners suck
Food for my Detroit tigers
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>>154011422
Do you think Blake is going through it knowing his President is a pedovore? Lol
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everyone cares dodgerchads
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everyone cares doyerchads
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>>154011477
HAHA
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>>154011488
Only took 50 years.

>>154011494
I was at game 5 last year. Fucking amazing experience. Detroit is the one who sucks.
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>>154011495
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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that was on purpose bro hang him
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>HBPTani
Niggas getting real mad and we aren't even a game into the season
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everyone cares doyerchads
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Beantani
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>3 balls
>alright sounds good, time to swing ah fuck GIDP
the fraud naylor lost, time for the REAL naylor to show you how its done
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no...NO!!
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kek
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That was a hate crime.
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>/mlb/pacos think professional athletes give a shit about the WBC
lmao
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>>154011521
no... NO!!!!
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Yamamoto is such an enigma to me. It's not like he's this unhittable monster, but when he gives up 2 or at worst 3 runs, he then always locks in and keeps the game within reach. He almost never has a complete meltdown
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>>154011528
hahaaah
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>>154011523
Why is this graphic so funny? It's very kwab inducing for me
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>get huge 5 year extension
>swing 3-0 in first at bat
>weak ground ball
>inning ending DP
>don't try to beat it out
Msbros did we get fleeced by Naylor...
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>>154011512
I've seen the Tigers go to 2 World Series in my life. What have you see. Fron the Mariners?
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>>154011539
he's one of the few guys i've seen who's still in control even when he's down
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why did the Astros let go of Kyle Tucker?
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Tuckie did it!
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tuck on em!
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>>154011539
That's good pitching and a strong mental approach
I fuckin love when one of /my/ teams pitchers struggles early but calms down and keeps /us/ in the game through 5+
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tuck 'em!
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tuck em double!
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TUCK BRINGS THE FUCK
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TUCKER SLAP
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>>154011559
they're poor
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RUNTANI
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Runtani
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Let that big tuck eat
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>tuck drives in ohtani
GET USED TO IT, EVERYONE ELSE
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no one cares doyerpacos
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mookie SLAP
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Based ump
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MOOKIE SLAP
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they even got Tucker to do the freddie lmfao
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snek bullpen is SHIT
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I was about to say that Tucker might prove far more reliable than Mookie when Mookie finally got a good hit and drove in a run, kek
This lineup is so unfair
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>betts drives in tuck
GET USED TO IT, EVERYONE ELSE

>>154011577
LOL good doggy
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FAGGOTBACKS HOW DOES THY RESPOND
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>>154011581
mookie slap!
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Would you eat this while watching baseball?
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IT WAS 2-0
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wow good catch, AZ
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>>154011593
Az prolly has one of the weaker bp's we'll see
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fuuuuck, that was a nice hit too.
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Lawlar commints robbery in DTLA
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fwed...FUCK
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fweddie is playing like shit because the guilt of stiffing team canada is eating him alive
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LAWLAR WHAT A CATCH
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Mariners have massive banners showing all the times theyve won the AL West?
why not their WS wins?
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>>154011599
yeah
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>>154011596
Uhhhhh more right handed relievers?
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>>154011599
Looks delicious bru
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>>154011599
>lomo saltado
god damn that looks good, haven't had any in years all the purivans places here charge +25 dollars for it now. I need to make it at home.
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>>154011599
hell yeah. we cooked up some pork not too long ago
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>>154011625
They have to celebrate something
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>>154011599
Yes, I would, except for the fries. Is this a traditional Peruvian dish?
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BIG DICK WILL
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Doggies will not be denied
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BIG DICK WILLIE
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BIG DICK WILLIE
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BIG DICK WILLIE
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SMITH SMASH
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WILL SMITH
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>>154011625
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BIG DICK WILLIE
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>>154011499
By all accounts he’s a really good dude (Treinen not Trump). He’s not a schizo and is actually well put together in real life. It’s a shame Evangelicals have a propensity for falling for GOP hucksters and demons like Trump when they shout them out and name drop Jesus.
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>bean Ohtani
>everyone starts hitting
Sneks getting absolutely rocked tonight lmao
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Sneks ded
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>>154011650
>>154011651
>>154011652
get a room
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new season same bullpen
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Aside from 2B, this has to be the most frustrating lineup to work through right now.
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LOS DOUCHEBAGS DE ARIZONA KEK
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gotta knock that starter right out
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BLISTERING FURY
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>>154011673
Why is Kim not playing at 2B
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>>154011670
but a white man just made a home run isn't that win for us?
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Doyers
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>>154011599
yummy
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>>154011690
Because Dave is part Japanese and japs hate Koreans
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>>154011690
FO doesn't like his swing decisions.
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>playing frank black's los angeles going to commercial
fuck yeah cunts, up the doyers, doyers 4 lyfe
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>>154011690
i was rooting for him, but he had a bad spring training and also a bad WBC just swinging at everything
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>>154011599
I spy Lomo Saltado
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>>154011626
>>154011632
>>154011694
Glad you liked it.

>>154011633
Making itself at home is also good but if you can go to a real good Peruvian place you should try it.

>>154011636
>>154011641
Yes, it's a Peruvian dish called lomo saltado, and the fries are part of the meal.
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>>154011332
It’s great. World class museums and orchestra. Rock and Roll hall of fame. Large Slavic population. Christmas Ale. All cheap as shit. And our lake is lime an ocean.
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Randy looks bad!
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>>154011599
That meat needs more maillard reaction
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WHAT IF DODGERS ARE SO GOOD THEY NEVER USE DIAZ?
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>>154011714
come to my house and make some for me, babe ;)
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>>154011599
if this came to me on a plate with even just a fork then I would say yes, but if it was buffet style and I had to make a plate and serve myself (taking away precious time from making sure my hand-scoring is accurate in a potentially season-altering situation) I would probably pass
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I'm very curious to see what Randy Arozarena does in a contract year.

>>154011723
Yeah, that was a terrible plate appearance.
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>>154011665
Idk quite how to feel about people like that. Sure, they're ostensibly good people but empowering the worst of the worst to do so many horrible things just makes me wonder wtf is up with all people in general.
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>>154011599
I would crush that after a night of binge drinking
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>>154011665
He's just a dumb Gen X big bro type like Kershaw. Kersh doesn't get as much shit for it because of his homegrown legacy tenure
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>>154011723
he was god awful in the WBC too
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Dodger lineup is making me erect, bros
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CANZONE
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>>154011599
>>154011713
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MAMA MIA DOM CANZONE
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DOMINIC CANZONE
EAT THAT CALZONE
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>>154011647
kys (keep your spirit)
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>>154011752
Just the addition of Tucker makes this lineup feel that much better, it's gonna be a great year for the Dodgers.
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Team Italy still STRONK
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CANZOOOOOOOOONE
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>>154011739
Kersh doesn't publicly say stupid shit the same way.
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has the big dumpster hit a homerun? cause the best catcher in baseball (Will Smith) has.
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Will the Doyers take him at the deadline to play LF?
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drinkin a old fashioned and watchin da last ballgame of the day.
what a life.
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I'm 31, i'm still young right?
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dodgers legend will klein on hill
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>>154011766
starting pitching health permitting
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>>154011787
Green Goblin ass
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>>154011794
why would they do that?
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Will Klein
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>>154011796
We back baby
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Not sure if Treinen is fixed or if the sneks have terrible plate discipline
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>>154011794
Doyers need infielders
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>>154011671
what is bro doing? :skull: :skull:
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>>154011797
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>>154011797
yeah im 40 which is also still young
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>>154011794
he wanted to be a Dodger when the Marlins were trading him, but the Dodgers didn't want him thankfully.
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what an underwhelming opening day
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>>154011794
it was ST, but teo's been swinging it pretty well
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>>154011713
>>154011758
Good eye

>>154011725
>Maillard reaction
What's that?
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gotta love the Kleinster
ya just gotta
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I need Kersh on every dodger broadcast
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>>154011758
everybody knows it
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getting paid 16M to fix your swing out of the spotlight must be pretty nice
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>up 6 runs
Garbage time homer by Ohtani, calling it
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>>154011802
He’s better than Pages/Call/Ward imho. Pretty sure pages could get traded as well or just moved down this season.
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>>154011810
his sweeper is lethal when the velo on his sinker is right. let's hope he's back in form.
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I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe
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>>154011647
kys you waste of oxygen
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Worlds eries hero Will Klein
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>>154011827
He's really good at this. I'll be interested to see him call a game that doesn't involve the Dodgers. That'll be more of a test for him.
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So...that 3rd Hololive Night...
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>Kwan wasting a challenge
o kek
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>>154011796
Alcohol is bad for you
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>>154011827
agreed
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my Sneks
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>>154011851
That was so bad. The entire ball was in the zone.
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>a brutal mogging
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>>154011848
Why can't these ecelebs go bother the cubbies for a change
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>>154011853
Then why did I just slam 4 tall cans and a 12 pack?
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>>154011845
>>154011827
Hes NBC exclusive right?
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>>154011833
shut up, retard
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>>154011864
he challenged THAT
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Cope. Seethe. Cry. Doesn't matter what you do. The 3peat is happening.
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>>154011863
who's gonna be the first player to say ABS is bullshit?
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>>154011821
>What's that?
Means let that meat get nice and crispy, but that ain't your pic anyways
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>>154011871
wtf man, no need to be a callus bitch.
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>>154011866
Depression and lack of healthy coping mechanisms.
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>that guy getting the anthem wrong
>Mets hiring the sun to make their roster stronger
>Cruz not wearing sunglasses for whatever reason
>Paul Skeeeeeeenes lasting a total of less than one inning
>pic related
This is already my favorite game of the year and I don't even cheer for the mets
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>>154011848
>So what IS Hololive, Joe? What's this all about?
>Well, John, as I understand it they are a talent agency for "virtual YouTubers".
>And what are these virtual YouTubers?
>They are, uh... they are YouTubers that stream with an anime girl avatar. And they pretend to be that character.
>...
>...
>...Well, isn't that something. Is Shohei a fan?
>I don't know, but the Hololive girls are certainly fans of him.
>Are we going to have one of them sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame again? Is it the shark-themed girl?
>Unfortunately that one - Gura, I believe her name was - she has retired.
>Who do we have visiting tonight, then?
>I believe it is a blue haired young lady named Swee Say.
>Swee Say. I see.
>...
>...
>Well folks, you are in for a treat tonight. Let's turn it over to Kirsten in the dugout...
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>>154011870
yeah
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>>154011881
HOOCHIE MAMA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hZnjbJD__E
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>>154011848
they permanently put her in our game and i call her swissy
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>Benge
>Wetherholt
>Delauter

Whats with all these first mlb hit homeruns? did manfred juice the balls for opening day?
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>>154011813
You need Ryan McMahon then!
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fuck, kersh needs to be a regular on the broadcast
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>>154011884
Probably a Met. Ahh, got you!
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>>154011908
all balls should be juiced
total pitcher death
we are removing the stiches by 2030
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>>154011908
Idk about benge but the rest are pure talent
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where the actual fuck is are Kirsten?
do we really want kersh over kirst?
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AZ gotta challenge that
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>>154011913
it could easily be soto if i'm being honest
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>>154011919
kys
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>>154011919
*beans you in the head*
die
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>>154011919
They already are, that's why Skenes and Skubal did bad today
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>Organist plays Four
kekek
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>>154011946
>Skubal did bad
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MOOKIE HBP
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fweddie redemption incoming
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Hoffman looks like he's going to shit himself
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Holy shit the sneks are sloppy
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My asshole did bad in the toilet kek poodrepacos
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>>154011962
well he didn't do good
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>>154011946
the mets didn't even get Skenes for a homer, it was all walks, hbp, and extreme O'Neil Cruz incompetence. the lineup was locked in all day though, lots of good ABs, and baty did tag that ball that cruz misread.
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Bush league faggotbacks
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>Baseball opening day
>Masters in two weeks
>Late season playoff push hockey
if you're white this is the best sporting period of the year
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freddie needs a hit so he can be like everyone else
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>>154011978
this HBP was brought to you by Lexus
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I NEED MORE KERSH
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>Alec Bum suing his parents
kek what
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>>154011986
1 run over 6 innings is pretty good
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nope the ghost of canadian baseball is still haunting his sorry ass
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>You could track American decline pretty cleanly with football taking over baseball as the most popular sport in the country.
Do you agree?
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>>154011984
do you think about the padres every time you poop?
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>>154012014
I BELIEVE IT
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That wasn’t intentional. Dbacks pitchers are just ass
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I can't wait for Hank Aaron XXIV to debut in just under a thousand years.
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>>154011997
Fuck golf. It's all about September/October. Late season pushes and the playoffs and the first couple months of NFL/CFB.
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>>154012004
>it's real
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>>154012028
GAY
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>>154012014

flag checks out, you went from american puppet to chink puppet
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>>154011997
>golf
lol
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>>154012020
they didn't make their colors piss and shit for no reason
poodres kek
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>LET'S GO FOR THE THREEPEAT FELLAS
>Ohtani gifting everyone $4000 luxury watches
>Dave Roberts gifting... $30 whiskeys
Don't break the bank Dave lmfao
Is Traveller's Whiskey good?
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doyers are going to three-peat, aren't they
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>>154011997
>golf
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>>154012014
yes, and you should post this in /nfl/ too
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doyers
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>>154011997
I also don't care about golf for the record
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>Tanner Scott
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>>154012028
I hate cfb with a passion
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i'm already loving the ABS era, no more bs pity strike calls
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Dodgers win!
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Tanner scott redemption year
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GG doyers
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WE LOVE IT
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>>154011978
I just read that the ribbon scoreboards that go along Dodger Stadium’s inner bowl were slated for an upgrade but are missing due to a shipping mishap that happened a few days back. Lmao
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Doyers won that game
gg sneks cya tomorrow
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Good game DBacks, cya tomorrow. Doyers start the year with a lead
>>
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>>154012046
>>154012050
set the scene for me. you sit on the toilet shidding and you just giggle to yourself?
>kek poodres *farts* stinky poodres kek
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gg sneks. see you tomorrow
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Doyers win
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what was NBC trying to do there
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>booth interview in a 5 pitch inning
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Doyers won
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>>154012088
poodres come outta that?!
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>>154012031
imagine not throwing them a bone when they raised your ass to end up making millions. what a faggot.
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>Tanner Scott comeback season
It's so over for all you fags.
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Ohtani is cool
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>>154012083
>>154012088
Are Dodgers fangirls capable of supporting their team without cringe ass shaking or is this baked into their dna
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>>154012088
Ass is too big
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>>154011693
>>154011273
>grilled onions please!
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>>154012089
kek wtf
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gg sneks. see you tomorrow.
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We love it!
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>>154012075
I don't follow basketball. I don't like football. For me, it's hockey and baseball.
>>
>>
T-SCOTT
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Guys the mariners are still playing
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>>154012120
I almost posted the scully gif in case you weren't around but I went with sausage girl instead
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>>154012028
>>154012040
>>154012060
>>154012069
>outing yourself as brown
Go fix the divots in my tee boxes Jose, Jesús, Juan and Javier I got a tee time 9am sharp tomorrow
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I'm still not paying for MLB TV you fucking kike
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>>154012139
and they're in trouble
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dodgers won that game btw
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>>154012083
she looks like roki kek
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LMAO TUCKER DOESN'T WANT TO BE THERE
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>>154012139
I don't like all this traffic.
>>
I truly think the Memeiners missed their moment last season. They were as closest as they've ever been and they blew it
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>>154012149
>getting this mad we don't share your opinions
outing yourself as a retard
>>
I got a hold of manfreds script for the postseason, and it looks like he's indecisive about whether there should be a reverse sweep in the ALCS or the NLCS.
>>
I wonder if the abscess on Scott's ass was a reason his pitching was ass last season.
>>154012144
I was debating about whether or not to try to keep it up and decided it's a good thing to keep his memory alive.
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>>154012166
The next 5 years are wide open.
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>>154012151
it's back to the streams for me until another national broadcast
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Damn, Logan. This was the bottom of their lineup.
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>>154012139
*yawn* maybe I'll turn it on
>>
fug
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FAGGOTiners
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Logan has been sorta bad since after opening day last year.
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making another drink, anyone want anything?
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>>154012095
>first sausage girl of the season
everything feels right in the world. now we just need ballgirl emily skipping in the outfield to fully usher in '26
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>>154012205
Double martini, dirty please.
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>>154012171
So you're saying Roki needs Prep H to reawaken his inner dragon
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>>154012173
mariners cope
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>>154012095
why does she have a plate for her phone
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>>154012169
tell manfred he should have the memeiners reverse sweep da jankees in the alcs
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>>154012205
Black Fog
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>>154012205
whisky with a splash of water
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>>154012205
Ill take an Adios MF
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>>154012126
hey, i know you're terrible at genning, but thanks for at least trying to make something lewd. still missing the camel toe and/or hint of nipple because you've either got shit taste or a lot to learn. i fear it's going to be a long season looking at your slop. in any case, hello again and please be better this year
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>>154012212
I just don't want him to blow his arm up. I think we're going to see ugly outings which we can live with as long as there are signs of some progress. kinda reminds me of what was happening to Bobby Miller.
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i bet the over
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>>154012243
They do this every year until nfl season starts newfag
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>>154012155
klenk, bet she'd have a lower WHIP
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God damn doyerpacos are so fucking annoying
>>
I don't care what none of you say, they are still the Indians for me
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>>154012265
AND THERE IT IS
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>>154012205
bombay sapphire on da rocks please. make it a triple
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>>154012260
>>
>>154012255
and i give them the same feedback every year lurkfag
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Seattle homerun!
>>
RALEY ROCKET
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>>154012282
fucking KEK I actually laughed
>>
NUKE RALEY
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tie game
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>>154012282
what da fuq and post the audio version NOW
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>>154012207
I posted it earlier >>154004702 but here
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>>154012282
slopfags could literally never
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1st one of the season, get used to it faggots

>>154011924
she was on the postgame show on sportsnet LA
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>>154012260
seethe more faggot lol
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>154012260
>>
>>154012282
>>154012351
Shut the fuck up
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>>154012370
oooohhh too bad. Now you're the fool
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don't forget about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaqSLesn_rU
>>
Kek this navy cuck is still seething
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the nintendo reddits
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Automatic nigga
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i miss the offseason
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>>154012282
I’m gonna need this with sound, fellow 18th Streeter.
https://youtu.be/K6BIAUUotq4
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>>154012403
you have a problem with Nintendo?
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Brendan Flyover double!
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>>154012406
it fucking dragged until st started
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>>154012406
Offseason event rankings
1. 1st day of Hot Stove
2. 1st day of Spring Training
3. Hall of Fame Announcement
4. Veterans committee Hall of Fame announcement
5. Awards day

DONAVAN
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>>154012442
In this house we enjoyed the wbc
>>
CATCH UP TO THE FASTBALL YOU FUCK
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>>154012420
sorry sir...
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>>154012450
I also loved the WBC, but it's not a normal event, so I forgot it.

Damn, Cal.
>>
>>154012455
Gonna be a few at bats...
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>>154012282
Kek this is my new favorite meme since 2011!
>>
why are doyerpacos so retarded?
>>
>>154012419
pretty good. impressed that he leans into all the dumb shit and has fun with it.
>>
>>154012383
are you autistic poodrepadco? you seem like you're autistic poodrepaco
>>
The Los Angeles Angels are #1 in AL West
>>
Hey cool give Logan one more out I guess.
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Did Ohtani actually do anything or did he garbage time homer again
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gn
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>>154012497
k. keep me posted
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>>154012509
Ferrer is in now.
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>>154012489
kys faggot
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>>154012522
k. keep me posted
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>>154012502
sleep tight. real baseball begins tomorrow.
>>
What the hell was that, Raley?
>>
NEED TO MAKE MORE ELLIOT RODGERS
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Luke redeems himself!
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you guys told me Ferrer is a ground ball guy
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FERRER
E
R
R
E
R
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Cal is shilling an injun casino!
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>>154012558
>>154012559
>>154012560
k. keep me posted
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so many threads :)
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>>154012570
We're recycling
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>ALCS for the next decade be like
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>>154011051
>>154011051
>>154011051
Recycle
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Bibee ded?
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>come back from commercial to the pitcher being pulled
>back to commercial
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>>154012322
we're so back (to back, to back?)
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>>154012528
holy seethe KEK
>>
>>154012233
Great taste.
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>>154012500
He was aight. No fireworks from him but to paraphrase others in this thread: you got enough talent to go around in that lineup.
>>
>>154010988
>Stephen Strasburg
Hes back playing for the Nats?



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