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previous >>154006889
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>>154011051
kek, use >>154010988 first
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why are opening day games mostly during the middle of the working day
Do people not work in America today?
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>>154011102
How are baseball games scheduled in Panama? Weekends?
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>>154011207
Mostly at night any other day
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>>154011102
They expect people to book the day off to go. Hearkens back to the days when everyone was in a factory working shift work and some people would be off to go no matter what time or day
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LAD: Will Smith went 2-for-4 with a homer and three RBI on Thursday, propelling the Dodgers to an 8-2 victory over the visiting Diamondbacks on Opening Day
PHI: Cristopher Sánchez limited the Rangers to three hits and fanned 10 in six shutout innings in the Phillies’ 5-3 victory Thursday
STL: JJ Wetherholt homered and drove in a pair of runs in his MLB debut on Thursday, helping to lead the Cardinals to a come-from-behind 9-7 victory over the Rays
BOS: Garrett Crochet pitched three-hit ball for six innings and notched eight strikeouts as the Red Sox shut out the Reds 3-0 on Thursday
LAA: Mike Trout homered, stole a base and drew three walks on Thursday afternoon, leading the Angels to a 3-0 victory over the Astros on Opening Day in Houston
WSH: Joey Wiemer went 3-for-3 with a homer and a walk Thursday as the Nationals crushed the Cubs 10-4
DET: Kevin McGonigle impressed in his Major League debut on Thursday, going 4-for-5 with a pair of doubles, two runs scored and two RBI as the Tigers triumphed over the Padres 8-2 in San Diego
BAL: Trevor Rogers tossed seven scoreless innings for a victory Thursday as the Orioles edged the Twins 2-1
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>>154012489
kek you're obsessed with me you fucking queer
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Mariners
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can you believe there are fans of teams that haven't even played a real game of baseball yet all season? couldn't be me lmao
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>cucked by a dog
cried
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slow start Julio is full swing
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>>154012611
lmao keep fucking dogs you fucking freak
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>>154012614
He was crushing it in spring training & the WBC too. That boy just hates the cold
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Randy double!
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Randy actually hustled?
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im back
guards gonna clutch this
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Mike Trout is currently leading the AL MVP race
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'disturbing lack of reckerposting for an opening day'
Here's an entire article for /you/
https://zonecoverage.com/2026/mn-twins-news/mlb-networks-anthony-recker-joins-the-twins-tv-crew/
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>>154011506
Good ole days
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It's already over. Fuck this stupid ass sport. My team fucking SUCKS!
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>>154012637
What is your team?
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>>154012631
you already made that observation once earlier
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>>154012637
Yeah
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>alcs
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>>154011506
>Hearkens
never seen that spelling of the word. I've always seen it as harken. I wonder if the pronunciation is the same.
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autistic poodrepaco eternally seething kek
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That was fast.
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>>154012644
>you already made that observation once earlier
Where? I'm quoting a post from earlier today and just getting around to posting on /mlb/ now.
>>154008301
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>>154012668
kek! so true!
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>>154012677
ah, I see. you didn't actually read through all the earlier threads today, did you?
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>>154012668
>>154012679
autistic samefag kek
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>>154012628
sorry, i voted for mcgoinglegoinglelgilngoingle
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It's over.
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>>154012701
No way that’s a real player
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kek 'ners
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FUCK
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>>154012699
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dodgers won btw :)
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kwabners
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>>154012631
shut up, faggot
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>>154012729
kek ironic
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>>154012736
pretty sure the Mets won tho
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>>154012746
t. meatgazer
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I'm not so sure about this one Ms bros
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Cubs extended Nico,,,!
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>>154012756
Extend ‘em!!
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>>154012755
Starting the season off right.
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>>154012756
2 good extensions on the kind of guys you'd want to lock up
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MAMA MIA HE DOES IT AGAIN
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>>154012752
>doyerpacos always thinking about dicks
kek never beating the allegations
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Lock those cubbiebears up!
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Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!
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Ms need to be more like Canzone
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CAN "I HIT BOMBS" ZONE
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>>154012755
>moments before tragedy stuck
He’s already a mariners fan here though?
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>>154012723
I might have misspelled it
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>>154012774
you're even one of those creepy ones that shamefully revels in it, I see.
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>>154012696
>you didn't actually read through all the earlier threads today, did you?
Of course I did. It's opening day on /mleeb/ after all!
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>Last game of the night is a good one
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kek chiraq sisters
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>>154012757
HE ADDED VISIBLE NIPPLES. PRAISE GOD ALMIGHTY THE GENNER HAS LEARNED HOW TO MAKE THIS SLOP SEXY IN 2026. THANK YOU AND I (FOR ONCE) LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR WORK DEVELOP
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>>154012729
kek poodrepacos cuckwatching
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>>154012789
you're the one bringing it up you disgusting faggot furry lmao
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What's there even to do if you're a white sox fan at this point?
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>>154012791
you shame me. I need to up my game to get onto your level. I find a lot of the drivel too tedious to wade through if I miss multiple threads.
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>>154012631
the faggotfag discord got hit by a series of rangebans
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>>154012801
Switch to being a Cubs fan
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>>154012801
Do this for 100+ games
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>>154012798
>I hope big strong Chadres fans look at my super tiny micro penis just like in my degenerate fantasies
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>>154012801
Ever try “pot”?
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>>154012801
>catholic church lost 14-2 to germans
bad day for papists...
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My Angels might win the .500 world series this year
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autistic poodrepaco's autism is so easy to trigger kek
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>Speier
it has never been more over
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I'm so glad I took the time in January to create all the MLB teams in super mega baseball 4. Now I can just pick it up and play it as the blue jays before each game.
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well, my vpn is no longer working with mlb tv. is anyone else here using a vpn with success?
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can you guys please stop fighting it’s opening day
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>>154012827
lmao always thinking of me. sorry I am not going to fuck you freak
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>Legumina in
gg gords
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please stop the paco on paco e-violence
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open this bussy
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Naylor vs Naylor
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>>154012846
autism kek poor guy. but don't kys.
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>>154012837
>Legumina
holy fuck it's even more over
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https://www.instagram.com/p/DWU2pdWDTpf/
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imagine the genny with state flags
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>>154012843
unfortunately, MLB tv is now using ESPN's servers, which are good at blocking VPNs
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>>154012858
literally dont care dog fucker
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>>154012843
why do you need an vpn?
im using mlbtv just fine from across the ditch
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>>154012864
imagine it with no flags or if everyone had a unique id
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Shiteners losing their home opener kek
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>>154012873
>he doesn't know about local blackout restrictions
Bless your heart.
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>bailing out legumina
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Get it together, Legumina. That was such a lucky strikeout.
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>>154012873
cuz you're not in any market, ya dingus
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>>154012802
>you shame me. I need to up my game to get onto your level.
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
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>>154012864
I'd be too easily identifiable and I'd stop using this general
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Legumeatball sucks so bad.
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>chicago lost 6-24 today
is this the worst combined opening day in chicago history?
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>>154012873
because the MLB.tv jews made it so you're in the local market you'll get blacked out forcing you sign up for a some bullshit cable sports package
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>>154012896
market this
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>hbp
GET RID OF THIS SHITTER
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Legumina, you fucking nerd.
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let's go cleveland!
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our middle relievers are fucking garbage.
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>>154012899
I read everything in the offseason but missing multiple threads in the regular season is a lot of catching up. I'll usually skim them for images and read the posts with a lot of replies and hope I'm not missing too much quality.
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>>154012873
I got blacked
out
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>>154012916
you didn't go with the white sux, did you? dear lord.
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>>154012906
No the Bears lost 41-3 once
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>>154012930
I learned that feel today bro
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>>154012932
>and hope I'm not missing too much quality.
This is /mlb/. I assure you you're not missing too much quality.
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Based Dwight’s Ox Aussie
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>>154012936
what's the conversion between baseball runs and football points thoughbeit
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Legumina, why are you raising my blood pressure like that on March 26th?
Okay, bats, let's string together some hits.
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>>154012932
It slows down after opening day and when the dodgers are done playing.
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kekwhataKWAN!
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>>154012935
no
I thought id cubbie it up but then decided just to watch games and cheer for whoever I want
shallst prob become a guard if they call up bazzanaGOD
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>>154012858
this nigga got BTFO kek
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>>154012869
>doesn't care
>takes the bait every time
>autism prevents him from ignoring
o kek
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>>154012947
bout tree fitty
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kek poodrepacos
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>>154012946
I will watch your games if/when you decide you want to win games and call up antonacciGOD
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>>154012957
did you actually pay for mlb.tv kek? I would just pirate to spite Manfred
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padres:mets
dodgers:yankees
simple as
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>>154012972
yeah? im not poor
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>>154012963
>>154012967
you always reply to my posts keep seething lmao
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TAP YOUR HEAD
FUCK

IT'S THE 8TH INNING
DO IT
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>Pat Murphy's Brewers win 14-2
>Craig Kwabsell's cubs lose 10-4
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>not challenging that
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>>154012944
there is usually a nugget or two without any (you)s that deserve more replies than anything else.
>>154012950
yeah, my usual habit is to read everything I missed after I go to sleep but then I miss a lot of shit when I'm busy doing other stuff.
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>>154012981
Yeah I don't get it
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>didn't reply to anyone
>replies to me
>accuses me of replying
mindbroken poodrepacos kek
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Well at least that one was a strike
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>>154012949
>string together hits
>mariners
lol
solo home run or bust
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>>154012982
This nugget deserves more (you)s
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>>154012990
kek! so true!
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>>154012982
the sewers and tigers are the kings of mount lead
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Terrible inning by the Mariners there.
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>>154013001
Many such cases.
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>>154012990
kek this obsessed retard is absolutely obsessed with me. go fuck a dog you disgusting freak
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>>154013001
Cal continuing his bad WBC form
Julio sucks until May every year
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lil hombrecito cannot help but reply lol
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>>154013000
Soon it will be Bread lines all over america when the dollar collapse
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>>154013013
Team USA curse
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That's game, GG Gords!
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no...NO!!
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>>154012864
Would instantly stop schizoposters. Makes you wonder why they don't do it
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>>154013015
imagine fucking dogs like this mentally ill homo kek
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Who the fuck is Criswell?
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ah it's the "try to pretend the WBC matters" meme, lets see how this one pans out for juan
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>>154013028
samefagging is kino tho
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Couple absolute big dawgs watching the mariners vs injuns game.
Two calipacos seething.
A Dane begs for attention.
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>It's DeLauter here!
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>>154013035
kek it really is
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>>154013030
None of our middle relievers played well in spring training. We're going to have a bad time this season I think.
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>>154013042
That was the one area I am most concerned about.
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>>154013030
>>154013042
Crispy was okay in training.
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give it to me straight m'sbros...how bad will cal be this season?
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>Criswell
Chewsday innit?
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How did these frauds make the NLCS?
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>>154013036
faggotners kek!
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Nice double play.
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DP
P
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holy FUCK thought criswell was going to die
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>>154013054
see
>>154006022
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Good win for the Guardians
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>>154013073
You were supposed to cap it, not link it.
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imagine wanting to fuck dogs lmao
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if the guardians win today then all the good flyovers will have won today and all the bad ones will have lost!
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It might be over
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>>154013082
what defines a good flyover?
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kek poodrepacos still bubbling about doyerpacos
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>>154013089
Do night reply to chikaner
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and there it is
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>>154013089
the teams i like are the good teams :)
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GG Gords, /we/ need length from the starters to avoid middle relief disaster.
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yup it is over (official)
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At what point will the MLB step in and do something about this franchise?
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>>154013073
>only 180 Ks
he'll be over 200
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baseball was redeemed today after that shitshow yesterday
dodgers tried to gay it up as well but the broadcast lacked the financial backing to really gaymax
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12 hits is too many

solo home runs isn't enough

Our big boy hitters didn't do dick

challenge shit if it's the 8th inning or later

middle relievers not comfortable

Lots to improve on, plenty of season to go.
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>>154013111
Why would they step in regarding Chicago when Colorado is far worse
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>>154013118
>solo homers not enough
that's all /we/ do
need to add another contact hitter like donovan
too many guys are homer or bust
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>>154013118
It's over.
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>>154012990
lmao fucking coward
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>/mlb/: mariners lamentations & bitching
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bad day for teams with a big prominent "S" in their logo it seems
guess the S stands for suckers hahaha
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>>154013134
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>only C logo team that won were the guardians
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>>154013119
Did you not see the game today?
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seattle nintendo reddits
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>replying to falseflags
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>>154012986
>there is usually a nugget or two without any (you)s that deserve more replies than anything else.
I've seen better baseball discussion on Reddit.
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I think the mariners SUCK!!
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>>154013149
this whole genny is false flags get used to it
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>>154013134
I am posting here and there is nothing you can do to stop me
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>>154013134
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How does this even happen? Is it really that hard to throw a baseball in the zone? How come other teams don't have this problem?
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>>154013151
never been and never will. there are enough real ones here for me and baseball discussions are generally boring.
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>>154013176
do you think the banana balls can beat the white sux?
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>>154013161
based racoonposter
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>>154013187
NTA but no, not with mlb rules and pitching
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>>154013134
Based
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The Chihuahuas will save the Padres!
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>>154013176
the hitting is even worse

>20 Ks
just hit the ball dude
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>>154013202
but then again
>>154013233
Even college teams can hit better. Maybe even high school teams don't strike out 20 times in a game
The white sux set a new low
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>>154012801
Come to the crosstown games at Comiskey May 15th and 16th. We can get drunk. I'll probably be there next weekend too.
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hey cubtards buckle up
gonna be a looooong year
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>>154013233
How the fuck?
What were the batters even doing? Can we even call them batters at this point?
Manfred needs to do something.
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these are some odd logos
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>>154013000
We're #1!
Checked.
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He's coming for (You)
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kek I broke him
>>154011409
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>>154013254
Cubs won today
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>>154013134
I still think my yankees miss the playoffs. But hot damn I'm glad baseball is back.
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>>154013241
Suicide pact?
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>>154013282
Yeah, but not because of baseball. Too early in the season for that to be my reason.
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>>154013161
>>154013264
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>>154013276
Yea I saw that kek what a fucking loser
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>doesn't even try to deny it
kek
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>>154013233
>>154013176

How do you even recover from this?
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I can’t tell who’s baiting who anymore
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Doggies starting off on the right foot
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>>154013420
I prefer the beastie boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naf5uJYGoiU
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>>154013420
>Watch highlights cause i couldn't watch live
>Tucker didn't get his first hit till the Dodgers were up multiple runs
Sounds about right
>D-Backs bullpen meltdown
Sounds about right.
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Imagine melting down after just the 1st game of the entire 162 game season
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>>154013469
speaking of...
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>>154013473
:(
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>doggiedoos getting cocky about leading the NL West when the Rocks haven't even played yet
don't get carried away, dinger is coming to get ya
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YOUR Dodgers won btw
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>>154013473
color it all red and you get white sox.jpg
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>>154013518
all the actually good teams lost on opening day for entertainment purposes
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Basado
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i still think no moment this year will top the dodgers somehow managing to lose a game where yams was throwing a no hitter through 8.2 innings. genuinely the funniest baseball moment to happen this decade in my opinion
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>17 years ago
feel old yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQQ5cZD8PgU
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>>154013564
I'll be seventeen 17 years ago very soon :(
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>>154013564
imagine going from being the most hyped prospect of all time to being the raw milk drinker who steals blood and roasts his dick and balls in the radiation chamber to give himself sexual baseball powers
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>>154013564
you ain't seen nothin' yet
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>>154013576
>Trea Turner Overdrive
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i laughed out loud at this. yes, i am retarded
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The moment Chadres get sold to some billionaire that's probably more value than Doyers will be the moment Manfraud announces Baseball is cancelled because muh unfair salary cap. I bet they would cancel the World series if Padres made it just like how they screwed Expos.
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over half way to /nu/ tho...
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>>154013564
why do we never see a 500 ft hr in the majors
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>>154013570
is that Ned Flanders?
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>poodres
>pobres
>fraudres
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>>154013590
If the Padres made the World Series, they'd announce a change in the postseason format. Manfred would also say that due to park factors and such, they aren't allowed to play it at Petco or something
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when is profar coming back
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>>154013619
350
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>>154013619
IDK, will the braves even take him back or will they try to release him when his suspension is over?
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>>154013611
They were absolutely ready to block Aaron Judge signing back when Siedler was on his last dying breath spending spree.
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Why isn't Trout even top 20 in betting odds for MVP? Is he really that washed?
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She's so cute I think I'm in love
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>>154013570
Why doesn't he just do the full body red light? Most people use it on their face.
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>>154013630
Even if he put up potential MVP numbers, he probably still wouldn't get a nod because nobody cares about the Angels anymore.
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>>154013140
Did you not see Colorado lose 113 last year
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>>154013639
twas only a minor setback, rocktober is loading this year
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So funny to me that people are trolling teams like for example but not specifically the cubs when 9 of the last 10 World Series champions lost on opening day
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>>154013631
disgusting, someone sloppily shoop an angels hat onto this bitch
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>>154013644
fine analysis, however you forget that the cubs are not winning anything ever again because they suck!
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Thread's getting a little uppity. From now on, you may only post in this thread if your team hit two home runs today
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>>154013639
And the white sox lost 121 the year before that. Your point?
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>>154013625
he's under contract for next season. they're not going to just eat that for nothing.
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>>154013656
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>>154013656
My team hit 4 home runs
And lost 6-4
:(
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>>154013660
same demographic as disney adults
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>>154013609
>pobres
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>>154013648
kys homo
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>>154013631
Why does she have raccoon eyes
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>>154013656
White Sox big winners today!
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Dodgers
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poodres kek
poovetta kek
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I feel like complaining about the lineup after a loss is catnip for the most retarded fans
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Ass
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>>154013874
fug
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Bauer's head getting thwacked like a cue ball
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>>154013943
did he piss off some mahjong boss?
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There are only three true outcomes, fielding is an illusion by yaldabaoth
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>>154013960
yabadabado?
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>>154013966
This guy knows baseball
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>>154013763
Butcher job on those tits. Fire the surgeon
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>>154013648
shes a cubbies girl tho
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I like to sing-ah
About the moon-ah and the June-ah
And the spring-ah
I like to sing-ah
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Posted without commentary
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>>154014086
anglels will win the west (imagine my flag has less blue)
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>>154014086
At least the A's haven't lost yet
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I'm very surprised to see so many Angelus fans here. Where have you all been until now?
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Alcohol is bad for you tho
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I'm telling you, Trout is winning the AL MVP this year.
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>>154014193
tampon san
korose kudasai
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>>154014196
tell that to me 12 hours ago
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>>154014258
Which?

Google Translate: "Kill the tampon"
Google Translate: "Tampon, kill me."
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Should the Chicago White Sox be relegated?
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>>154011404
What is this? Did both a similat owner before the SFG moved?
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>>154014328
hai
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>>154014319
Let's leave it as it is while Moony is still playing well (like Angels did when Ohtani was there).
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Giants vs Tigers about to start
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>>154014400
stream?
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>>154014409
https://live.qq.com/10064071

https://tv.jktv24.com/sportLive?type=a
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Oh shit home run on the first batter
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Murakami no....
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>new jap hits home run
>team down by like 12
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>bobby dalbec
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>>154014532
Ohtani on the Angels all over again.
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>>154014472
Got out of it only giving up 1 in addition to the HR
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Mike Trout WILL hit 50 home runs this year
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Bunt chads... That wasn't good...
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My Cubbies... It's over. Are we at least lovable losers?
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paul skenes could've been in israel right now shooting children, instead he chose to go 0.2 innings on Opening Day to give Mets fans hope
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>>154014472
Faggot ump robbed him on Matsumoto. Seishiro has to stop calling the same pitches though, even if Murakami is having a rough day. Could be worse though, check out Hiroya Miyagi's night.
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M'S!
IT'S ME THE DETROIT TIGERS!
YOU CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS!
THE METS AND I ARE WAITING FOR YOU!
YOU CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS!
STAND UP AND FIGHT M'S!
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>>154015188
Hmm, I'm not really into G Gundam; I prefer the Gundam series from the Universal Century.
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>>154015224
It's appreciated for what it is in the States. Being the weird odd child with a lot of heart.
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I need a hat edit for this.
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Why did six teams not play yesterday
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Cubs won that game
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>>154015277
2 played on Wednesday.
They offset it so there is baseball everyday of the week ya dingus.
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>>154015325
It's not fair
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Good morning /mlb/

Cardinals won only because the Rays bullpen sucked worse than theirs did.
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*BUZZ* *BUZZ*

Time to wake up wagie. You have 9 hours of work before you can drink yourself into oblivion while watching your team lose.
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>wake up
>tigers lost
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>>154011051
i missed the doyer snek game because of an outage in my gay city
what did i miss? haven't watched the replay
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>>154015277
They're saving the real games for today.
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my cubbies :(
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>>154013134
reporting in
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Cubs won that game
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>>154015469
Umm no...
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I need an afillin'
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>>154015530
Yeah like Rockies marlins
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>>154015596
>sleeping on the rox
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>>154015606
Ya, they're gonna lose 100 games this year
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>>154015596
>sleeping on the fish
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>>154015596
Yes? The only two teams with soul?
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being a dragons fan is painful
even when they win you have to sit there and watch them drop the ball again and again, miss fly balls, and strike out repeatedly with bases loaded and 1 out, and then the local tv station cuts the broadcast in the 8th inning and changes to some show about water quality improvements in the local rivers
it makes me want to go feed the fish with my own body
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kek
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>couldn't enjoy opening day because doyerpacos were acting like low IQ chimps
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Nico is a CUBBIE!
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>>154015596
>sleeping on my shoulder
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>>154015678
this article is the most humiliating part of it
imagine they write an article about you as “your girlfriend’s boyfriend” and have a big picture of her in a swimsuit and a little picture of you
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>>154015596
>Sleeping
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Here's one for ya, who do you think is pitching the next perfect game?
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>>154015756
Anthony Recker
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>>154015758
Chills...
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>>154015253
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>>154015768
Thank you.
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>>154015421
I didn’t realize we still got blackout drunk at our grown ages.
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If I were the new owner of the Padres, immediate relocation. California is stupidly expensive. Move to Utah or Oklahoma where you can grow a larger fanbase in a decade than you would in San Diego.
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>>154015776
No one cares what you think Fuwawa
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>>154015663
In English it's called
>>154015632
But sleeping with the fishes not on.
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humiliating
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b8hDUKDQt-8
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Is it forbidden to have off days in baseball now
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>>154015253
MISOGI FUCKING MENTIONED
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>>154015775
That means you are still young and haven't hit the age where black out drunk causes such a melt down that you become a respectable drunk.
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>>154013688
wh*te people are part raccoon part rhesus monkey
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I need an apoundin'
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>>154015819
Not during opening week when the MLB has the biggest chokehold on the USA sporting year. They need to put out a constant stream of content to lock the kids in.
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66-96, they're not going to do shit, just wait for the Chiefs.
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>>154015836
Why don’t you explain to the folks at home who Misogi is
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>>154015841
Yeah no, I don’t need alcohol for anything.
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>>154015859
You have really grown anon... your father would be proud.
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>No Baseball until 4:30
>but we get Marlins-Rockies
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Cubs won that game
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>>154015858
>Misogi Kumagawa is a major fictional character from the Medaka Box manga and anime, initially an antagonist who becomes a key anti-hero and vice-president of the Student Council. Known as the "Weakest" or "Born Loser," he is a "Minus" with the power to erase anything from existence with his ability, All Fiction, allowing him to negate concepts, damage, and even death, though he often uses it for destructive or comedic purposes. His personality is cheerful but malicious, enjoying the destruction of the elite and bringing others down to his level
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>>154015864
Eat shit
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Cubs won that game
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>>154015896
>>154015927
cubs lost.
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Cubs won that game
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>>154015852
queefs ain't doin' shit either kek
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10-4
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Cubs won that game
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Cubs are 10-4 and in 1st place!
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baseball starts for real TONIGHT
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Cubs won that game
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Recap rundown soon :)
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Cubs won that game
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Who won yesterday?
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>>154015977
Cubs won that game
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>>154015977
Cubs won that game
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>>154015945
Are you going to livestream yourself sucking a shotgun when the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?
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>>154015768
saving this
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>>154016002
FAGGOTBACKS!!!
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>>154015852
Mahomes is washed
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>>154016002
Corbin FAGGOT kek
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>>154016006
get your licks in now cause we are winning tonight
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>>154016017
Cubs won that game
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>>154016017
Cubs won that game
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wait cubs lost to the nats? LMAO
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>>154015898
A shame they never animated his arc.
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You can only reply to this post if your team is 1-0
Go ahead Cubsposters
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Always keep it Cubs related
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>>154016025
Cubs won that game
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>>154016019
>>154016020
source?
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>>154016036
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>>154016025
Cubs
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>>154016036
Clarkie. And I'm a girl.
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I spent all morning gooning to my ai hypno mistress who is having me take hrt so I can be her sissy slave. What time is the Cubs game on today?
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>>154016025
Cubs won the game
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>>154016025
Cubs are winning right now
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>>154016025
My team is the Cubs.
Cubs are 1-0.
Therefore I can reply to your post.
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da cubbie bears
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The Indiana Cubs
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Indalead Cubs
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when da cubbies win america wins
remember that
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I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
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Ruh roh
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>>154016053
>>154016103
Quit reposting
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Happy Friday
>POODRES
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>>154016053
>>154016103
Spam much?
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>>154016119
That wasnt me, douchebag
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>>154016117
>>154016117
Hell I respect ya
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>>154016135
You tell them sister. There are many cub sissies out there
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>>154016127
Cubspie mogs
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WHY ARE THERE NO MORNING GAMES?!!!!
im bored :(
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>Cubs lost to the NATIONALS
>AT HOME
Holy shit thats bad lol, at least the white sox are supposed to be bad lol
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>>154016138
I'm actually a girl. Trans creep me out and I haven't had many good experiences with them desu.
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>>154016142
It's funnier when you think that the white sox lost to the Brewers who are their division rivals
The cubs double lost yesterday
Not spiritual wins can save them from a double loss
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>>154016140
Just Cub-em tho
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>>154016151
>>154016142
kek scuba kek
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>>154016151
Cubs double won
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>babsel
sage
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>>154016159
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IT IS THE DESTINY OF MY TIGERS!
TOO BOOTYBLAST THE CUBS IN A WORLD SERIES!
AND CONDEM TOO ANOTHER 100 YEARS OF SUFFERING!
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>>154016159
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>>154016168
I say this as a New Tigers fan!!!
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Brewers NL Central dynasty
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gotta hand it to those scrappy mom and pop dodgers
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>>154016179
More like faggotwers!
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da milwaukee sewers STINK
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Last in the NL Chicago Cubs lol
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For the last ~10 years, cubfuckers have had too much fun on /mlb/. They were often aided by fanbases, namely the royals and dodgers, but occasionally the mariners in their crimes against /mlb/. I will put a stop to this. Once and for all. And if you've ever participated in cub posting, you will be found, you will be punished.
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>>154016189
>>154016183
Best team in the MLB right now statwise leading or tied in every category. Seethe more cubsass.
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jj wetherholt has already won rookie of the year
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>>154016210
kek!
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>>154016219
see
>>154016207
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>>154016192
>no mariners listed
heh fuck they suck
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>>154016227
>
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>>154012642
White Sox
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>>154016218
>parents only have money because of you
>they spend it
>sue them
>win
>they have no money to repay your or their legal fees
kek are they supposed to get jobs working in retail to pay these fees? cant imagine doing this even if they did fuck me over
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>>154014086
>no dodgers listed
heh fuck they suck
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>>154016219
You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!
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>>154016236
Turns out he is his dad so he is really going to get a double paycheck
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I'm all in on the fish.
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>>154016219
die fucker DIE,,!!
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Brewgods have the most runs scored
Highest run differential
Most strikeouts in the league
And many more #1 stats
And in first place
Rest of the NL on notice
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>>154016279
Let's see if you can still say all that after the Fish are done playing.
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>>154016295
*rox
ftfy
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gm mariners nation
my cope is cal/julio/naylor will not go hitless tonight.
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>>154012582
MCGONILFG
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>>154012701
>>154012723
it's McGoniLETSFUCKINGGO retards
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>>154016207
As a cubs girl I'm so sorry
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>>154016390
Why do the cubs have the gayest posters?
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my name is joe poop and i LOVE da milwaukee sewers
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>>154016398
Iowa might be the most boring place on earth and Midwest emo is dead
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"Go Cubs go, go Cubs go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna win today"
Go Cubs go, go Cubs go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna win today
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I would’ve tried to trade Cal instead of signing that contract.
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>>154016207
Are you the based and blessed inspector?
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>>154016422
>Midwest emo is dead
I can abide a little cubs slander but you’ve gone too far
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>>154016210
They will get swept by Cubgers again
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>>154016210
o kek O KEK
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>>154016463
I'm sorry
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>>154016398
>Gay
I'm literally a girl and we can't he gay
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>>154016419
Kek hey guys Joe poop is back!!
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Who /undefeated/ here
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>>154016419
>my name is joe poop and i LOVE da milwaukee sewers
rofl... LMFAO
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>>154016538
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dodgers need a harder division
swap the rockies and dbacks with the astros and mariners
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Damn I just remembered how embarrassing all that seething was about the Mets winning yesterday kek
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>Moon was not on the Opening Day roster for the Padres
Why pay all these Korean players a ton of money to begin with?
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I'll never forget that time in 2018 I was in Court Square Diner, Long Island City. I'm sat there eating a sangweech, I look up to my right and BAM, that's a baseball game on TV. I go "ooooohhhh"
And that's where it all started for me.
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do you guys remember when after choking a tying 2-run homer to Rajai Davis, the cusb had actual divine intervention to stop the indians' rally in game 7 of 2016's world series
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>>154014693
Mike Trout will hit 50 home runs TODAY
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>>154016645
They won.
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>No game till the late afternoon window
Why would they do this.
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PEPE POOPOO STINKY PAPAS
it's just the first game...............
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>>154016675
è finita giuseppe
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>>154016675
>it's just the first game
Too late White Sox fans already killed themselves.
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>>154016663
I've never said otherwise! It's just crazy to reminiscence.
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>>154016619
MOKO-chan, because they want to take money from Korean companies.
It's the same thing with the Dodgers' Uniqlo.
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>>154012637
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>>154016701
Better luck next city!
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I need nu
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>>154016686
I was over the loss about 5 minutes after the game ended and im all set for Saturday.
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>>154016716
If the Padres leave there'll be riots in San Diego
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>>154016739
>Cease
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>busts out Boomstick
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Nu >>154016767
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I'm gay, baseball fan btw
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>>154016017
Based Aribrona
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>>154015471
YAY GO DIAMBAGS
>later
FUCKING DOYERS REEEEEEEEE
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>>154011051
>act dumb, get the thumb
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>>154016739
Wait hold the fuck up did Cease go back to the white sox? Or is this an old photo?
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>>154012642
his team is the brooklyin dodgers of los angeles california



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