Seib you later editionNRL>GAME 1Canterbury Bulldogs v Newcastle Knights3:00pm AEDST on Fox and KayoAccor Stadium1.24-4.10>Accor Stadium hosts a Saturday afternoon fixture between the Bulldogs and a Knights side struggling with injury concerns. Stephen Crichton continues to lead the Bulldogs by example. The Knights face a crisis with Kalyn Ponga sidelined with a hamstring injury. Fletcher Sharpe returns at five-eighth, pushing Tyson Gamble to the bench. Historically, the Bulldogs lead the overall head-to-head 31-26Bulldogs 1-12 3.25Bulldogs 13+ 1.88Knights 1-12 5.10Knights 13+ 12.00Bulldogs -12.5 1.91 Knights +12.5 1.89>GAME 2Penrith Panthers v Parramatta Eels5:30pm AEDST on Fox and KayoCommBank Stadium1.18-4.95>CommBank Stadium provides the backdrop for the latest "Battle of the West" as Penrith Panthers look to continue their flawless start against one of their fiercest rivals, the Parramatta Eels. The Panthers have been flawless, most recently crushing the Roosters 40-4. They have conceded only 10 points in three games, the best defensive record in the modern era. The Eels secured a 30-20 victory over the Dragons in Round 3. While their attack is firing under Mitchell Moses, defensive lapses remain a significant concern. The Panthers currently hold a four-game winning streak against the Eels.Panthers 1-12 3.35Panthers 13+ 1.69Eels 1-12 6.00Eels 13+ 15.00Panthers -15.5 1.89 Eels +15.5 1.92>GAME 3North Queensland Cowboys v Melbourne Storm7:30pm AEDST on Fox and KayoQueensland Country Bank Stadium4.20-1.23>Saturday night concludes in Townsville as the Cowboys host the Storm. The Cowboys secured a much-needed 30-16 win over the Titans in Round 3. The Storm suffered their first defeat of the season in Round 3, a 14-20 loss to the Broncos after leading 14-0 at halftime. In their last meeting, the Storm secured a 26-20 victory. Cowboys 1-12 5.30Cowboys 13+ 11.50Storm 1-12 3.30Storm 13+ 1.79Cowboys +13.5 1.90 Storm -13.5 1.90
>>154015737>whoopsSUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Hull KR v St Helens07:00am AEDST on Fox and Kayo1.22-3.50>Round 6 of the Super League from Sewell Group Craven Park>GAME 2York Knights v Wakefield Trinity07:00am AEDST on Fox and Kayo3.40-1.25>Round 6 of the Super League from LNER Community Stadium
First for the thrilling sport of Rugby Union
>>154015748>2 pooper peegue games on at the same time its like they're adverse to money or something NRL with all its flaws could fix pooper peegue but fuck thats a hard buy, quite the gamble
>>154015782Don't let that exciting display of athleticism and fitness deceive you. Last nights Union game was decided the traditional way, by recycling possession to receive penalty shots at goal:>Waratahs: 3 penalty goals, 3 tries, 3 conversions: 30def.>Brumbies: 0 penalty goals, 4 tries, 4 conversions: 28
sounds like a bennet game of footy
>>154015782Not an active union hater but kek what was that
>>154015825The tries were a thrilling spectacle of edge-of-your-seat excitement that showcased why hundreds of people watch Rugby Union every weekend.
>povo cunts>taking the poo is frowned upon from even the dumbest of the povo crew>the most intelligent of us have even discovered the poo curse that afflicts said peem that falls for such a temptation>the elite of society >one will take the poo, now fetch the peasant - to fetch - the tee - I don't care if he's working his 4th job to feed his disgusting impoverish family I require the kicking tee to kick my 18th penalty goal to give everyone watching a thrrrrrrrrrrrilling end to this match - what we're 10 penalty goals ahead? - I don't know what you're saying - I am an english major - someone fire whoever is talking to me will you ughh disgusting>everyone watching loses their minds in organismic excitement as yet again he kicks the ball through the goals
>>154015989Walk-flop-everyone-slop. It doesn't get better than this.
>>154015782This is edited. You slowed the footage down by 25% and used AI to remove defenders.
>>154016073kek wtf is this also I am enjoying your hate boner
>>154016100>>154015844It's the highlight of the match that Rugby Union broadcast rights holder and Stan Sport owner Channel 9 choose to headline their match report:https://www.nine.com.au/sport/rugby/super-pacific-2026-act-brumbies-nsw-waratahs-result-highlights-video-match-report-20260327-p5zjfw.html
>>154016100It may look like the vision is slowed down by 25% or more, however that is a trick of the eye common to Rugby Union torture victims (those force to watch in order to socialise with their old private school friends), caused by the sheer obesity and unfitness of the players as a result of having to select for niche roles in set-restarts: fat props for weight in scrums, tall second rowers to jump in lineouts, who are utterly useless in general field play, as well as shockingly low general fitness standards facilitated by the 0m advantage rule, the mainstay of 'walk & flop' (sometimes called 'pick & drive') possession recycling tactics, and regular breather breaks from the dozens upon dozens of penalties, penalty kicks at goal, scrum breakdowns, and line-out resets throughout the game.
honestly I don't think rugby union will last the night with this shellacking - let alone the year - this is an unadulterated annihilation in every definition of the word, some amazing based homosexuals will say I'm having a wank but no this is it, this is rugby union to a tee and its the end of the sport right here right now for those paying attention
>>154015737doggies (hard to tip against them given poocastle 2.4 million dollars injured)pathers are you spastic look at this shit they're admitting to it (please gamble accordingly)>>154015242>>154015186fuck it I'm going cowwies I'm top 16 in the comp but fuck it, FUCK POORM THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN HARRASSED IN TOWNSVILLE ALL WEEK (surely don't tell me townsville have gotten overrun with softcocks) don't let em sleep don't let em train, if a poorm player isn't being fucked with wtf are you doing in townsville
look your bets are cute but we must TAKE CONTROL OF THE GAME for some reason or something ie FUCK YOUR BETS just gamble who the refs are going to take control of and please bet accordingly and remember you win some you lose more but that first 40 minutes BELONGS TO THE REFS AND HOW THEY FEEL LIKE ON THE DAY, but don't forget your bonus bet it results in double I mean thats pretty cool BUT THE FUCKING REF IS IN CHARAGE YOU FUCKING CUNT FACT CUNT PRICK FUCKHEAD
>>154015782Why don't they just do that every time?
>"... They're more willing to blow those ruck infringements. It's hard sometimes because you're not really sure what they're for.>you're not really sure what they're for.thats from a professional, does it for a living, NRL player and cunts still donate their hard earned on the footy >"The most frustrating bit is when it happens, you don't know what it's for but its every time, I've laid on a guy 1 second and six again and I've also laid on a guy 5 seconds and its nothing" he said.>"I don't think people see it or maybe they don't care" "We can lay on a guy or instantly get off, it doesn't matter its what the ref deems entertaining at the time, rules don't matter anymore when you've gotta pay blokes over a million dollars, a logo on your footy shorts use to pay the bills but now its rolling the dice on a career ending injury because we have to have origin intensity for 80 minutes a game every game or else, its not sustainable but that's what pays the bills and we don't have much else so we all have to pay that toll and hope for the best"
>>154015825>7 tries in the game >nooooo the Heckington 3 penalties
daily reminder that it is NOT the warriors year, and it may in fact never be the warriors year.
>Screen not working for the video ref I love how ghetto the Super League is
YORK
>>154020947>ynr Charlotte York
Pompey is not it, we did better with him in the bin last night
find myself relentlessly attracted to matekino gray
>>154021920>matekino gray
>>154021928
BREAKING: Kieran Foran will become Manly’s interim head coach.
Manly have the opportunity now to do the funniest thing.
Kieran Foran was playing halfback for the Titans 5 rounds ago (yes that stretches to last year but still)
>>154022187name DCE as coach next season?
>>154022207>win the hip for foz, then go back to being shit for dceThis is a narrative I could get behind.
>>154017196Jog around obese waddling forwards who are trying to take a breather? That's how most backline line breaks and tries are scored in Union. Nothing beats the one-on-one athletic spectacle of a hand-on-hips prop---plodding on the spot---as a back leisurely prances around him.
>>154022207Watch the fans completely flip back to loving DCE if this happens
>>154022204what wife number is he up to?
Imagine being Kieran Foran, you just finished your career and you're old club lines you up with a cushy assistant coaching job. Yeah you have aspirations to be a head coach in the future but you want to learn for a few years before you take up such a big job. Then the team is so shit that your head coach gets sacked and the clubs wants to rush you in 4 rounds into the season
Foran>hot wife>step kids live him>family worth hundreds of millions>brother close friends with well connected colourful individualsNo wonder he got the job.
https://youtu.be/Jv51JedLyy0?si=ciQqYKXHLHyG3R8HThis is funny to watch in retrospect
>>154022485>colourful individualsynr Anthony Don
>Fast forward next Thursday>5 minutes to go Dolphins 18 - Manly 12>Luke Brooks has made 4 knockons, 3 kicks out on the full and had 2 passes intercepted>Knocks it on again>Foran loses it, rips of his business shirt to reveal a manly jerset=y>'It's Foran Time'>Benches and replaces Brooks, directing him men around the field>End score Dolphins 18 - Manly 19 in golden point, kicked by Foran>Foran takes over as coach and 5/8 for the next 2 seasons, Manly win the hip both years>Reties again to just coach and they win it another 3>Nothing personal kid
>>154022378Just the second. You can't top perfection.
>Foran drops Brooks >instead of calling up Walsh he just says "fuck it I'll do it myself" and comes out of retirement to become the first captain-coach in decades
>>154022612>fast forward to Friday morning >poogles lose 2 competition points for using an unlisted player
I genuinely wonder what Christmas time at the Foran's is like. What do Greg and Karina talk about?
You've got to find better things to wonder about m8
I'll spend my saturday arvo pondering whatever I want thanks champ
Formme.its pondering how the BroncGODs won last night so all is right with the world.
sure but maybe you shouldn't ponder this on your saturday morning
good for Foz
>more of a Fonz guy myself Ayyyyyyyyyyyyye
Based Happy Days poster
>>154015313who is this semen demon?
I actually feel bad for Foz what a terrible situation to end up in for your first year of coaching kek
>>154023919/NRL/ Forum poster Spendolini
>simpsons
Does anyone have any Spanish language resources about Rugby League?
>>154024014https://www.instagram.com/simpsonsnrl
Just realised I have 3 half loaves of bread in the freezer because I kept thinking I was out of bread and bought another loaf
>>154024420Bread and butter pudding in your future m8
>heads over to anons house with full expectation of bread and butter pudding
we're been here of hours m8 and we've eaten it all already. didn't you read the invite in the group chat?
Despite the abuse I copped on here yesterday, I'm still declaring myself a Perth Bears fan from 2027. I know many Sydney-based Cowboys, Storm, and Warriors fans who fare just fine.
After our embarrassing loss to the Tigers yesterday, I'm declaring myself a Perth Bears fan from 2027. I know none of their signings but I will fare just fine.
I'm jumping ship to the Panthers. My first pet was a black cat, so I feel like it's just in my blood. I will be counting the 4-peat among my personal achievements.
>>154025217My first pet was a panfur*
I get it bro, I was a Broncos fan until 2020. I can't support a club that so openly undermines fair play rules.
>fan
have always been a Kea /lifelong/ first, and a worriers bandwagoner second.
>>154025275False flag
My great grandfather was the water boy for the Glebe Dirty Reds. I can't have a team until they're back
i know no western peem except the quokkas
>>154025362Kea's are goated went and saw them Milford Sound, didn't know there was a kino peem though
>>154025362>New Zealand team >Green and Gold
Some old guy pissed on me as a child in the Newtown training sheds so I will forever be a Jet
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/953697
I'm going to refer to the Perth Bears only as the Quokkas and I shall be doing it both here and with my IRL family and friends until it catches on.
>>154024515lol
Grubs
grim looking super saturday 2bh. can't see any upsets happening.
>Multis the outsiders to win
>>154025915well you never know I mean poogers won
cowboys are getting better and storm lost at home to the bronclols last weekcant see the knights getting up, because the nrl wants bulldogs to win the compeels will be killed off mercilessly
He's fucking dropped it but because it's the Bulldogs they'll award it
Table status: FUCKING SET
Belmore WAGs getting fucking nervous
TWICE IN ONE WEEKEND
Why did he do that?
wtf lucas
>forgot to tip this week
They should hire the /nrl/ family think tank. We already know that a peem should score lots of points while not letting the other peem score as many.
nice tackle crichton..NOT
Results if you were curious
Goodnight Galvin
>Best taken out Should be an 8 point try
imagine how elite curran wouldve been if he stayed at the wahs
kek. eat shit curran.
>took him across the horizontal Should be 10 in the bin >>154026280
LET’S FUCKING TROT
CURRY SHIT WITH THE SMASHED RIBS ON THE SIDE CUNTOS
>>154026280>>154026295Sorry fat fingers didn’t mean 2 tag u we all good m8? Yes ok tjankd
LE BURTON BOMB!!!!
>>154026310Shout me a choccy milk any we're good ya fatty
Fuck da dogs
>>154026384>khicneils
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
>heemed in an ass sandwich
Anyone got a replay of the arse sandwiching?
What happened Mr. Drifter?
>>154025915do NOT take this man's punt advice
>>154026471haven't you already been in trouble for deepfaking tiff mate
kek get fucked woggies
How much is this worth?
tree fiddy
>>154026577I’m sure some Pedref poolenlial will afterpay you something stupid for it
so Galvin is absolute shit & Bildogs cannot win without refball
Morning ausbros
Yeah the bulldog Refball was insane the first few games. They really don’t offer much I reckon any team with decent attack can beat them
I was saying Boortun
>>154026677morning lad what’s for breakfast?
>>154026577About $50-100 for the controller
>>154026677early start mate
>>154026691they have fuck all creative players within the squad. they’re basically the dragons with a few more rep quality players. me thinks it won’t be long before cricraldo gets GOULDED.
Wooof!!!!! Wooooof!!! Wooffff! Wooooof!!!!!
>tfw 0/5 tips
BARKBACK
Bulldogs have got to be my least favourite team for sure. Bunch of fraudulent plodders and a pack of grubs to boot. Only one I like is Preston.
Gus put the call in at halftime sorry Knights lads
Shights sister.... Not like this
N ARE YOU OKAY? N ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY N?
All the calls they get just makes it even sweeter when they're finally bounced out of finals in the first week
>arms around his waste>Did not touch his ankleYeah that was not a hip drop
how would you handle a burton bomb?
>It's another hip drop episode
>>154026820I would probably just catch it eh
MILK MILK MILK
the old frazzle dazzle
>>154026820yell SHANK just as he was about to kick it
Young carving up today
A rare knightback from in front
Young was only joggig to keep up with the all runner, once he got the ball. The doggies full back was not expecting his speed to change like thst
>>154026852the pom players have actually been decent this year so far
I don't think I have ever seen a legit crusher tackle which has caused a player to even feel mild discomfort after the period to milk a penalty is over.
>>154026577If it's a Craig Gower figure why is SBW in the corner?
>>154026881holy cazzie
Bullwog got BESTED
>>154026888
so many hipdrops this game
DOMINATED
HAT TRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY!
Dom Young's legacy game
I bet on marzhew try :(
starting to come round to jake dukes presence in the broadcast
would LOVE to be a white girl in Newy tonight
>>154025915
Bulldogs need to bring in Crichton from the centres to ball play because no other player in their spine can
>>154026922based tranny critta
what a shitty try
>Forward pass>Into own teammates head>TRYDo refs really?
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
Penalty try!
union has better goal kicking
what the fuck is a bundaberg campfire
poof stuff its UP or nothing
>>154026960where tradies have gay sex. nations most unspoken secret
>>154026955thanks for the comprehensive list of things that union has better than league
>>154026977KEK union been getting arseblasted
>1/4
Kikau terrified of getting dominated there
brown and ponga status?
Thank fucking those evil shitskins didn't steak that game
>>154027001its the same customer >>153997980
>>154026985>No sperm onwhat was meant by this?
>>154027005renegotiate contract watch
>>154026810Pretty good m8. Dynasty is back ON.
>3-1worriers customers on pooicide watchknights enjoyers putting the razor blades away
Millie Boyle spotted
>>154027014I still have the moral 8/8. Two fraud peems getting lucky changes nothing.
RenGOD on the panel just to leave Gordies arse gaped
>>154027049I bet her arris tastes even better now that she's a milf
The most viable 19th NRL team, according to AIChatGPT Deep Research: >Based on growth trends, talent pipelines, and commercial gaps, the strongest case for a 19th team is the Central Coast, leveraging its large, underserved rugby league fanbase between Sydney and Newcastle. A team such as the Central Coast Dolphins (or a similar coastal identity) playing out of Central Coast Stadium would tap into strong junior participation while avoiding market saturation. Competing bids like Christchurch or Wellington offer international upside but face higher travel, cost, and pathway risks compared to an immediately viable Australian base. Google Gemini Deep Research >Christchurch is the optimal location for the next NRL franchise, which should be established as the South Island Kea to capture an untapped target market of over 1.2 million residents. This selection is supported by the region's booming junior development nursery, where rugby league is currently the fastest-growing sport in Canterbury with a proven pipeline of talent into the professional ranks. The inclusion of the Kea will drive significant commercial value by establishing a high-stakes national rivalry with the New Zealand Warriors, securing the NRL’s future as a dominant trans-Tasman powerhouse.DeepSeek "Think">The Western Corridor (Ipswich) is the optimal location for the 19th NRL team, filling a critical geographic gap in Brisbane’s growth corridor while delivering the strongest junior development pathways of any candidate. The Western Corridor Rangers would play out of Brighton Homes Arena in Springfield, targeting the blue-collar, rugby-league heartland from Ipswich through Toowoomba. This option offers the highest commercial viability with a ready‑made boutique stadium, existing corporate backing, and no cross‑code dominance to overcome. Unlike Christchurch or Adelaide, it provides immediate talent security and market saturation without costly travel burdens or reliance on imported players.
>>154027145she was looking extremely milfy on the sideline
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>154026985If my penis was shaped like a footy do you reckon they'd play with it
>>154026955They need to with all those goddamn penalties desu
LETS GO PEELIES FUCK THOSE POOTHER CUNTS
Panthers 40-6 I reckon
would happily give up my picks just so the upsetdoubter eats shit
collaaarrrsss!!!!!!! we got collars lads woooo
Nah I've reverse psychology'd the universe to giving us 3 upsets today
>>154027197all 3 wrong, adelaide is the move
This Pezet bloke is actually kind of shit hey
Remove Souths, add Adelaide.
peelies finna have a bad time
based refball saving the Poothers and my tips
Samuel your peel feelings have betrayed you
Gonna be a long night lads glad I'll be out for dinner
ahhh the old poothers are allowed to have a nap on you in the ruck trick
union has better scrums
WE WANT 70
Have the eels already had a line put through them?
>>154027414when I face God I know I’ll be pure of heart; can you?
>>154027516BASED and truth
>>154027398actually he used to play for the storm
>13- yeo>11- papaliiNext try is 9- kenny
>>154027516My heart and soul were shattered years ago and I've made peace with that.
HUMILIATION RITUAL
ANTHONY SIEBOLD YOU ARE THE NEXT PEELS COACH
Based Peels trying to lose by 50 again to reverse the curse
>>154027546turn your crystal ball up the right way
>>154027529>>154027516I believe Spiderman is the one true God. You know it's truth and fact because it was written in a book.Dumb cunt.
I think a nerves been struck lads
>>154027516i am pure of heart but may be naive to how i unknowingly hurt othersstill working on it
>18 points after 15 minutes 96 looms
>>154027569based poorm customer
>>154027567Ok last digit or number less than 20 is the next panther try scorer
Hey poothers how about a couple tries for to'o?
Cow Tonga
biff is a sign of BAD refereeing
>>154027599>Mitch Kenny double inbound
>ranga ref, klien, or fuckwitta>bad reffingName a more iconic duo
>attacking the head Bin him
>Dylan Walker- slow peel nrl.com not holding back
i swear matrin must be part coconut
tackled before he got there 8 POINT PENALTY TRY
Lost it
>>154027632hes 4chan-adjacentpretty sure he plays AOE2 and other RTS games
>>154027632He’s from temora he probably fell of a tractor when he was a kid
>>154027644STOP
You already know it's not a try because he isn't doing his best Batista impression
never mind I stand corrected decision redacted
>>154027632underrated grub cunt too and desu has a shit work rate for a supposed elite backrower
>>154027650Huh what’s wrong with aoe2
>>154027669nothing at all, i was implying its based
EELBACKEELBACKEELBACK
GAMING GOD 100K/D RATIO ADDO 'BOOM HEADSHOT' CARR
Zapback. It's zapback you swine.
if peelies worked on their defence they'd be a top bottom 8 peem
>>154027660It’s more fun when the fans do it https://youtu.be/EeTMkRKqmkw
damn cleary is back
based rick o'shea
cleary is hacking
>Broncs playing like retards>Storm losing to the Broncs>Wahs losing to tigers>Dogs still fraudsYeah it's a Poothers premiership again this year.
You all captained Cleary right?
FMD the Footy Gods really have a hard on for this roided big chinned cunt
80 looms
peelies ARE YOU OK PEELIES?!?!?
Martin fucking heemed
Pezet is shittest cunt Braith Anasta has a lot to answer for
>>154027206
drag the cunt off the field!
Thinking about City vs Country again....
Kek you upsetchuds are silent now
Head of the Parrachad delegation here and I can confirm we’re all pretty upset here
I dunno if cowboys will lose by less than the peels today
>>154027926
Just looked up what % of the population was born overseas (don't recommend it). This might be the last decade of rugby league.
don't worry I'll vote for rugby league even harder!
>he nose
>>154027964I don't know aye. When there are no whites left in the game I won't have to watch anymore and I'll finally be free of this place.
>>154027988Cameron McInnes wannabe
>>154027964https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/nrl/multiculturalism-is-booming-in-the-nrl-while-the-afl-is-getting-whiter-20260323-p5rmkv.htmlIt's the gayfl that needs to be worried
My Wife Quincy Dudd
took what i thought was a massive shit and the games still not back on?
>>154027753based script reader
>>154028023based massive shit taker
>>154027650>pretty sure he plays AOE2 and other RTS gamesdidn't know he had any games m8
>>154027753>>154028027This would be awful for the game, no way that's the script
>>154028023you need to work on your inner half time clock, mines perfect I can walk away and come back just when they're walking out every time
If repeating numbers eels turn this match around, if single digits they lose by 50
peelies drowning out there!
>>154028023>Taking the two
>>154028056lets just say im 3/3 today
THATS A FUCKING HIP DROP SEND THAT FUCK
>>154028064Nice
BIN THE GRUB
New betting market just dropped lol
>>154028075
Who can stop these niggas?
Good to see this manlet twinks get binned for hip dropping.Next we need Walsh binned for sticking his leg out when he catches bombs
Been 20 minutes since the panthers scored, just saying
>>154028094whoever can get there hands on the same PEDs
Eels? more like the soft willies with how many are getting injured haha
>>154028075>not accounting for the bounce back after losing the coach factorThey'll smash the poohpins next week.
>>154028108they’re going over there to get their peptides
wow poothers actually getting called on their grub tatics
Whats going on with big fellas weightlossNo progress pics for a few days
>weightlossI don’t recall him losing any
saw a tawny frogmouth today. beautiful creature. barely noticed it
jenkGOD
>ignoring the forward pass
THEY CALL HIM MILKY
just always so strong and never fatigued hmm seems so strange
HOLY FUCKIN REFBALL
>HOLY FUCKIN REFBALL
devastating, career over and he knows it
I don’t think Doorey’s ever finished a season
>>154028145are you sure it wasn't nathan cleary?
WE WANT 60
Are the knights and eels competing to see who has the worst lids in the comp?
Need another panther try why do I know it’s not coming fml
WE WANT ANOTHER 8PT TRY
time to put the hawaiian 'zas in the oven
LAST TRY WINS GG RIFF
Fucking panthers do something
holy based 40/20 score line
THIS IS INSANE
ivan cleary has turned his focus from peptide abuse to making tom jenkins the greatest tryscorer of all time
>>153998603
>>154028136Must be building up a big shit that's delaying progress on the scales. Once he offloads he'll be back posting results.
>pozzbourne
LETS GO COWBOYS
The Cowboys Are My TeamAnd It's My DreamTo See Them At The Top
How the west was won
Score the first try and lose ahhh game
Isn't Clifford a hooker?
legitimately how could you be a cowcucks cuckstomer? Aside from Mackaybro obv
>>154026709Reeee too early immediately fell back asleep and missed early kick off
>>154028403Just live up there reallyIt’s probably fun
MUNTED
im from cairns man matty bowen used to come to our junior games how could i not be a cowboys customer
>>154028403You can't go to the beach, you'd get eaten by crocodiles. Not much else to do.
>>154028145Pigeon and Ibis for me.
COWBUCKS COME BACK
>tipped storm
if Jake Clifford was a giant red dog he'd be Clifford the Big Red Dog
storm look pretty dogshit
high tackle 8 point penalty try he would have made it
Storm?More like drizzle amiright?
30 TACKLE SET ON THE COWWIES LINE HOLD FAST COWWIES
bin one of these north peemsland thugs sutton
WW2
REFGODS
REFFBALL 'TIL YOU SCORE
absolute bullshit get rid of the set restart shit
>change captains>this happensevery time
SUTGOD
>>154028384doggies missed her today
poorm getting refballed
>fills vlandys pockets man of the comp, deserves an order of merit and knighthood
what’s new m8?
Seething cuckstormer lad you here lad?
we have a poorm customer?
my reffies dominating this one
I'm not him but am a customer
We had one that always came out when Cronulla played them, probs some gayfl cuck
Rugby league rucks are like that bone we have because we evolved to have tails but now serves no purpose
>>154028573the pancreas
>goes home to a loving household after a hard day at the officeA true aussie battler reaping the rewards of his hard sowing
>believing in evolution
R E F B A L L
wut
WHERES THE FUCKING 8 POINTER CUNT
Such a gay rule and more poorm refball
>>154028580>tottenham fanhope they get relegated and go bankrupt
>>154028582Based retard
2 of the poorm tries have been off superfluous calls>a bullshit six more on tackle 5>a bullshit "mid air tackle"
Well done Cowwies, well done. HOWEVER
>>154028611And it won't make a difference to the final score
HOWEVERyou see da rulez
Evolution doesn't exist and the world is no older than 6,000 years old
Business idea, instead of a scrum we make all the forward lie flat on their stomach in the middle of the field, halfback taps the ball to restart play, and the forwards spend a few seconds getting to their feet and finding their place in the attack/defence. Accomplishes the last purpose of the scrum and gets rid of the time wasting of setting the scrum up or having to reset and re-fed for inane reasons.
>>154028635i like it
>>154028625>>154028611What Big Ant wants, Big Ant gets.
Idea instead of a scrum they play duck duck goose
business idea, refball without the ref
>>154028635Don't they do this in beach sprints/surf lifesaving?
>>154028681>surf lifesaving
Sorry, the rules say that the storm don't have to work out of their 20
C’mon Cowboys, do it for the dairy farmers
my cowies :(
>captained Warbrick
How is it that the Melbourne Storm only have 1 capable goal kicker on contract at all times
>dummy half knock on
damn belindas ass looking juicy tonight
fau'droppo
>sewer fuck'i'drop'o
Not feeling very good today. Just flat. Prefer to be unconscious
YEEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWWW
COWBACK
storms need some ball catching training
Maybe the storm should get better at NRL rather than milking?
everyone has the dropsies
penrith might finna go undefeated lol
KEKEKEK it looked like he just handed the ball to him
I guess Storm can do whatever they want in the ruck and not be square
yep same with poothers
BRICKED UP
rocks and diamonds tonight aye
GRANTGOD
grant desperate to avoid bellamys knee and belt after the knock on
REHYDRATED
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO drinky WILL kick the winning fg
>>154028882
Is the ref allowed to do that? Give a 6 again against storm/
>>154028877I actually think Grant is the best pure dummy half I’ve ever seen.
KINOBACKFUCK REFBOURNE
COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS COWGODS
THIRST QUENCHED
BUNKER FUCKING STOP THISFIND SOMETHINGFIND ANYTHINGTHE STORM CANT LOSE
BASED BASED BASED fuck you poorm you cunts >grant having a whinge to the ref >y-y-you promised to make us win
KEKSTORMERS ARE YOU OKAY?
>>154028929What was he crying about? I didnt see
KEKEK get wrekt Poorm
UPSETKEK IN SHAMBLES>UPSETKEK IN SHAMBLESUPSETKEK IN SHAMBLES>UPSETKEK IN SHAMBLES
I'm not sure tbqh
Tackled in air
kek wtf
The goatest of refballs
someones in trouble
4 in the tackle strip
TOTALCHEATERDEATH
I hate those melbourne players
MILKIES!
>tipped poorm
REFS IN SHAMBLESUPSETSIMP IN SHAMBLESBELLAMY IN SHAMBLES
What does 2770 mean
the real upset is that storm lost :P
>2/6
>>154025915>grim looking super saturday 2bh. can't see any upsets happening.
>>154029024her man count
>>154029024her body count
>>154029024Nothing...everything
>>154029024Postcode
>>154029027cute tho!
muh cowwies :)
>>154028973still trying to decipher this post
>>154028973>>154029074Pink jersey top right picking nose
>>154028973>>154029074grandma karen just got triggered by someone off to the right
>>154029039based
>he doesnt know what an angry 20 year old girlfriend looks like
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Storm are usually ruthless after a loss. I think Bellyache has lost his touch and the dressing room. Time for him to go.
been saying belly should retire for a few years
Just checked the draw Storm might lose 4 in a row
>>154029122Unironically I think so too.
>>154029083you dont 100% know this for certain
>>154029138wahs will lose theyre getting the spoon
>>154029138Faders lose
>walks up to Foran and asks for $1000
>>154029442When there was one set of footprints is where I carried you
>>154029442now do footy boots
>cowboys beat stormBroncgodbros... our win isn't looking very meaningful anymore...
poorm made a bunch of mistake right off on kickoff which is very unlike them so if you think about it poorm beat poorm tonight
>>154029806>>154029806>>154029806
