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>>154016767Just gonna say it Pete Alonso has not aged well
Mariners
Cubsisters, where are we getting our nails done?
When will the MLB step in and do something about this team?
>>154016792What do you expect them to do?
Thread theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-EGbXU_Fw
We need to go larger
>>154016795They could put them into one of those industrial shredders or a giant hydraulic press
Choose your weapon
We're going to rape you
>>154016795Force the owner to lose control of the team as a penalty for not fielding a major league roster.
>>154016821I agree with this can we start with Chris Getz?
>>154016823Fixed.
andy pages
>>154016823Call me a homer but I like SNYs
>>154016795they need to fine them heavily and punish them justly for ruining the competitive integrity of the league
>>154016852hey that looks nice
>Breaking news: Jerry Reinsdorf is hiring Jerry Krause as head of baseball operations per. Boob Nightengale
>>154016865It’s very similar to Marquee now that I’m nooooticing
>>154016767>writes fuck face on Boomstick
>>154016868Isn't he dead?
>>154016891that didn't stop him from hiring TLR before
Dubs decide who's injured by June
>>154016914>Dom Smith made the Braves OD rosterThings are really grim in Atlanta huh...
>>154016914Whole team
Jose Soriano Cy Young
>uuhh good luck I guess
Killa Cam Hitler on the mound today.
Am i watching the Giants or Yankees feed for the game this afternoon.
>>154016965SF
>>154016959>bases loaded >zeke on first>Santana on second >Jim on third>I’m at bat >I’m bout to hit this shit out the world That beat is gonna be stuck in my head all day now
how did netflix mess up so badly? is it really the quaility of the employees?
Oof
>>154017012Why'd they need to steal his money? His parents already look wealthy enough
>>154017012One look at his parents and yea I’m on bohm’s side here
>>154016823Phillies because it uses abbreviated team names and not logos
Thread theme https://youtu.be/fTIrsl4C8gk?si=LIzmPi6LL-DVxxbJ
>>154017012Jesus those are some rough genes
>doyers
>>154017028Really? I prefer the logos.
>>154016824>
>>154016823Fox scorebug, which is missing.
>>154016824I'll never understand what is so funny about this image and its iterations.
dodgers
>>154017112>>154016824It's alex jones so that's why.
>>154016792Just accept that you are the Clippers/Browns/Islanders of this sport.
>>154016823NBC Philly was the best until they got rid of P00P now it's lame like the rest.
Going to ballpark when gas is expensive
>>154016936Wait till they sign Frankie Montas
>>154017126I had to fill up this morning and 87 unleaded is $5 a gal
>>154017112it was kind of funny when the Angels anon was doing it
Stop saying that the cubbies "need saving" when they don't. They're fine.
>>154017144>>154017126we make a lot of money when the gas prices are high
>>154017156based oil baron
>>154017126>>154017144I needs to go higher so we can nationalize the California refineries and turn them back on.
>>154017156Kek
>>154017152da cubs stink!
>>154017152They're in last place
>>154017152It’s never been more over for da cubbies
>>154017126I used public transit
>they changed the bumps on recap rundown >no team colors they’re all red background with black and white accents Holy soulless. Why doesn’t Manfred think that baseball is enough?
>>154017209how embarrassing
>>154017255>pays $60 plus tip to park at the stadium
>>154017255>>154017209It is the best options oftentimes. For Rate Field both the Metra and the CTA Red Line, 24 and 35 bus all offer easy public transit to drop you off right at the park without having the pay for gas or parking. You also avoid traffic on the Dan Ryan too that way.
Don't waste your time with these clowns. They have a bad offense with the same hitting coach, pitching got worse, and they did nothing all offseason. Coglione isn't going to change a damn thing. And they demonstrably cannot beat the Yankees, should the Royals somehow make the playoffs (which they won't).
>>154017264I would simply assert my dominance over the curb of my choosing.
>>154017247they only did it for that one because it was the Netflix game
>>154017286having to pay*why is google's autocorrect so bad lately, is it that gemini shit?
>>154017310They did it for all the games, and the Netflix game was the Yankees Giants game two days ago.
>>154017286>rape field
>>154017310>Netflix game
>>154017299Why he look like the guy from black myth wukong
>>154017292Rooting for my AL centrals
>>154017341I seriously thought the streaming coverage couldn't get worse than Apple TV but of course it did
try telling me the cubs didn't win that game. I dare you.
>>154017365Cubs lost cubs lost cubs lost cubs lost cubs lost cubs lost
>>154017292You're playing a Barves team with AAA pitching, you'll be fine
>>154017344the chinese copy everything
>>154017163Why don't you get an EV like the rest of us 2poo.
I don't want the Doyers to threepeat because that's gay but I still want them to win another
>>154017365I could kick her ass
>>154017404I will never purchase a vehicle that has an ipad glued to the dash thank you.
>>154017365This is what the cubs actually looked like btw.
Guardians blew out all of their Hits for the month right on opening day.
>>154017445many are saying this
The stinkees pitcher is named shitler
hopefully sevvy keeps the WBC curse going today
>>154017444she has a nice body that I would drink all the swat off of
https://x.com/MLBNetwork/status/2037555070493941897
>>154017485I’ve heard that he’s a really good person off the field, I know he does a lot of charity work. And I’ll leave it at that. Without saying anything else, that’s all I’ll say
>TBs leader is playing for Clevelandlast year was just practice
Good morning to everyone except those poor souls who havent won a single baseball game this entire year
>first pitch 9:40
>two and a half hours until baseballmanfred what the fuck? they started at 10 yesterday!
Teams that get the most shit on /mlb/1. Mets2. Cubs3. Padres
>>154017515nothing unlikeable about him. sure, he wasn't the superstar a lot predicted about him, but he was always popular on every team he played on.
>>154017546Dodgers get a lot more than everyone else. it just doesn't happen as much.
Stop talking about playing baseball, manfred hasn't let my jays play yet so I feel left out.
>>154017404>driving the electric jew
>>154017578they get to play today
>>154017578Has your team worked on their baserunning in the summer training? That Kike/Rojas DP in game 6 should be a stain on the team
>>154017579>shilling for oil conglomerates >doing it for free
https://x.com/wcb_pod/status/2037534808314700197fucking jooish motherfuckers! we're on to you jooz!
>>154017641Now this is cope!
>>154017637>>154017641owned lol
>>154017637Daaaaaaaaa Jewish windDaaaaaaaaaaa Jewish wind!!
>>154017641peein crap
>>154017637>>154017641He frickin smoked that johnny I tell you hwut
What’s the difference between Happer, Harper, and O’Hoppe?
>>154017665I got some cope for you right here pal
>>154017690>>154017686>>154017669>>154017665How is that cope? It's pure hard facts.
>>154017718I just wanted to make a pun out of daaaa jooooos plz understand
it's pure hard Peein Crap!
when is baseball tho
>There are people in /mlb/ who don't want this at their ballpark
>>154017445That was literally the Tigers strategy in the playoffs last year and for some reason it works.
>>154017637>>154017641>why is he batting third!?!? fire countsell!!!!
>>154017756ONLY IF IT IS GEN 5! OR SUISEI! OR DEV_IS!NO EXCEPTIONS!
>>154017738>pure hard Peeinhate taking a piss first thing in the mornin
>>154017756Yeah we're dont you fucking freak
>>154017445cleveland is the only central team, in either league, that is consistently good almost year in and year out for the last 20 years.
>>154017807Brewers and Guardians
>>154017756>>154017782How about a deal to Angels, Rockies, White Sox fans? Your team wins over 100 games if you accept weekly vtuber and hololive events as well as some rebranding.Do you take the deal?
Bros I was just down at the Wawa trying to get my free Mountain Dew Baja Blast because of all the homers hit yesterday (by my count I’m owed at least three to five dews) and they looked at me like I was unhinged. I tried explaining to the teenager behind the counter that she was in violation of an official MLB x PepsiCo promotional offer, and she didn’t even care. “Looks like you don’t need a free soda, let alone that many,” she said to me, and I was only trying to get three (which need I remind you was the lower end of my estimate). I don’t see why she had to be so rude about it. Who do I reach out to at mlb to set this all straight?
>>154016824Are metchads pro-rape?
>>154017818that depends are you of so little character that youd throw away your dignity for some meaningless wins?
how did the mighty Nationals overcome the powers of the big, bad Wrigley wind?
chicagosisters... will tomorrow go better for us?
chikaner spotted
>>154017773I pee like that
>>154017818in a room full of weirdos you somehow managed to take the cake as the weirdest one, grats
>>154017860fellow girl here. same.
>>154017837Spoken like a true loser. I'll add in a special clause for you:If you don't take the deal your team will lose 110 games.Now do you take it?
>>154017880go away Fuwawa no one wants you here
>>154016824Get in the shower head…NOW!
>>154017845They cheated
>>154017880>>154017818>>154017756>>>/vt/
>>154017807Are the Gourds consistently good or is their division of based retards just inconsistent?Also didn't the Guardians lose to the Cubs in a post Woodrow Wilson World Series?That alone demerits them to last place im both divisions!Don't the Gourds also have the oldest Championship drought out of all those teams? Brewers are an expansion team they don't count. Milwaukee still has a more recent World Series Championship then Cleaveland.GO SIT IN YOUR KEK CHAIR CLEAVELAND! YOU EMBARRASSMENT!
did the pope really need to pick the worst team in baseball to be a fan of
>>154017942he picked the squishy diapy stinky
>>154017641da wind fucks ya cubbies
>>154017942Enduring through hardship and suffering are virtues the Pope is usually known for. A more fitting team couldn't be possible.
cubs lied and people died
>>154017959I mean... he could have been a Mets fan.
>>154016823rangers is easily the best visual design
>>154017973Not even close
>>154017974>0TP0erm…
>>154017973You do realize the White Sox surpassed the 1962 Mets single season loss total only 2 years ago?
>>154017973at least the mets make the playoffs, sometimes (not last year tho kek)
>>154018014Yea but they failed to achieve worst win percentage so they even failed at being the worst team in baseball history kek
What team does /mlb/ pity the most?Rockies or White Sox?
>>15401801420 years is less then 40 years.
>>154017973at least half the mets year you can be excited, then you can easily bow out once the injuries start
>>154018019Weren't the Mets in a world series more recently than the White Sox?
>>154018032M's.>>154018046
>>154018032White Sox.
>>154018032AngelsIt's one thing to suck but to suck while having the world's best player not once but twice? It a different kind of pain that the Rockies or White Sox don't know because they never had any elite players let alone the best in the world. Twice.
>>154018046Didn't the lose?
woke up early for some Saturday morning baybaw and the games are even on for another hour and a half
>>154018074Manfred managed to somehow ruin even opening day. It’s kinda unbelievable tbqh.
>>154018032For me it's the As. That fan base got thoroughly fucked by ownership
>>154018089You've been tasked with putting together the 2027 opening day ceremonyWhat do you plan?
>>154018112All teams play at once on the same field
>>154018059>Rockies>never had an elite player
>>15401811215 baseball games.
>>154018059does Frank Thomas count as elite?
>>154018059Actual retard take
>>154018125Matt Holiday DJ LemahieuRobin Yount
>>154018152Frank the god damn fucking Tank?Frank save your life Thomas?King SWOLE?
>>1540180321. A's2. White Sox/Angels/Rockies/Pirates3. Reds/Twins/Royals
>black pitchers
>>154018173>>154018152>https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-white-sox/frank-thomas-takes-white-sox-to-court-over-city-connect-jerseys/
>>154018166Andres Galarraga
>>154018141thats just a normal day of baybaw, whats the entertainment?
>>154018161Do elaborate if you're so smart.
>>154018188Dante Bichtits
>>154018112Have Marcus Miller beam this faggot with fastballs until he dies choking on his own blood, then start the first game
>>154018193>whats the entertainment?Fifteen (15) baseball games
>>154018112Instead of running the actual roster, the first 10 fans for both teams that show up get to play, and the game counts.
>The Poodres have been eliminated from playoff contention.>It's only the second day of the season.
>>154018198You don’t know baseball so there’s no point in elaborating
mike trout fucked up by not requesting a trade years ago
mets won on opening day, but it still feels like this with the botching of the anthem and the dead bird in the outfieldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okXhAC78d4Qshoutout to italk studios
>>154018286He might still get one if he can stay healthy. I am sure a contender would still grab him even if he is a shell of his former self
>>154018286Mike started coasting years ago, he won
>>154018322and now he gonna be good again
>>154018310Nobody cares for the anthem Nobody watches the anthem
>>154018310This can’t be real
>>154018264That's impossible
>>154018334the spirit of the team and stadium does
>>154018337The Family Guy video?
>>154018389The bird. It's probably AI
>>154018410EXPLAIN interested
>>154018389Yea, I mean do the Mets suck that badly? There’s a family guy bit on them
>>154018334Maybe on planet retard
was wondering why the fuck maximum munchy is in the As lineup but there's another max muncy in the league apparently
timmies actually stand at attention and salute the TV before watching the game kek
the gape between the final game from last night and the first game today feels longer than the entire offseason
>>154018721with each team playing 162 games, it seems like there shouldn't be any gaps at all.
Meredith Marakovits' cleavage gave me a boner
>>154018721>>154018742It's ridiculous to pack so many games into the same timeslot, especially when you could simply give the good matchups their own.
>>154018742selfish bastards only care about the fans who physically attend the games and don't give af about the internet crowd
b l o w g a y s
O say does that Star of David banner yet waaaaaaaave
>>154018745is that the yankees sow with the boxer's chin?
>>154018930Yes and they are soft and fat
>>154018846Truly wish death upon all mestfags
You can’t buy Aaron judge hits in the clutchYou can’t make this man not strikeoutShits crasy bros, I’ve been eating edges for 3 years going on 16 thinking it’s their year but they exit early every single time.
tf did I do...?
I think the biggest upgrade to the Mets was getting rid of that camera guy who made the most god awful fucking shots and people acted like he should have won an Emmy lmfao
>we are also seething on the mets first day off of the season too btw
>>154018831We're so back
Game thread >>>154019226
fire department just spraying that guys boat lol
>>154019289none of this pic makes sense to me
>>154019289earth to SF, uh, water doesnt catch on fire
>>154019330those boats spray excess semen from the gay bars to be disposed of in the ocean, which provides a renewable and sustainable protein source for the wildlife
>>154019330was part of the anthem ceremony idk kek
>>154019421KEK PEOPLE THAT ARE DIFFERENT THAN ME
>>154017818Why the fuck are we in that listWe went 7-0 last year to (Your) World Series ChampsThis is your last chance to apologize to your MVP Mike Trout
i honestly believe kyle tucker cares. he's just an introvert who can do anything he wants and chose baseball
>>154019438If it’s okay to be gay it’s okay to be a person who makes fun of gays.
Whats the fucking point of the free MLB TV with tmobile if I cant even watch Yankees games with it
Hi everyone, I have a question. The Yankees and the Giants played a couple of days ago in Opening Day, but now they are playing again? It is common in baseball that teams play again so close to each other? Shouldn't it be a couple of weeks or even a month or two before they play again?
>>154019598nigga just google ityes teams play each other 3 and/or 4 times in a row. there's a 162 games in a season, the travel would be ridiculous if you did it any other way
>>154019598They play like 200 games in a season. No reason to travel EVERY other day for a new opponent. So theyll do 1 series with them then a 2nd series with them at the tail end of the season
you are replying to an LLM btw
>>154019645N I C E
bobay bobani
stop replying to the peru bot
>>154019970that shit ain't poland?!
>>154019591Im doing just that right now though?
>>154020082I'm Ron Burgundy?
>>154019915Brian Badonde
What happened to the reckercord?
>>154020111Got sent down
>pickme peruviansgrim state of the genny
why isn't the yankees game on my tv. shouldn't it be on mlbtv or something
>>154020082What state are you in
>>154020242nevermind, didn't realize i had to go in the app
>>154020242Depends what state you're in. MLB.tv is subject to blackouts.
>>154020243agony
>>154020272found it, i'm just a little retarded
>>154020243disrepair
>>154020024I took the grok to poland
>>154020321That's alright, lad. Me too. You've not missed much up to this point.
now that the WBC is over, is he American again?
>>154020452>Austin Wells strikes out swinging.you know it!
>>154020321I’ve jacked off to this girl before she looks exactly like my zoomer ex gf just with a bigger ass. Feels weird man…
when pigs' calls are overturned, god smiles
>>154020658GET EM PEPE BROS
>>154020658basado
Michael Gay is electromagnetic cancer
Why I get more joy from watching other teams than my own? It's way fun to watch not my team play than watch my team play. It's like all stressed not anymore.
>>154020810Less stressful when you don't have an emotional stake in the outcome.
>>154020774i have to listen to the giants because i'm in market
>>154020742topklenk
>>154019915Basado
>>154020742KWAB!
Chadres gonna turn it around today
>>154020921My Mariners got all the losing of the season out of their system early :)
>>154020921I wanna fuck you
The AL East spent $925 million on free agents this winter. The AL West, AL Central and NL Central spent $888 million, combined.
>>154020742Did he call it a strike?
>>154020999Genuinely surprised to see Yelich on the list
>>154020999Everyone loves Josh Naylor.
>>154020999What about ryback?!
>>154021022He's in flyover territory with skenes and naylor
the giants might not score a single run all season
>>154020999okamoto num 3 in 2027
>>154020999Who the fuck wants a Roman Anthony jersey
>>154020999Reminds me I should hop on the Sal Stewart wagon. Watched him play yesterday and was amazed. Guy really is the hitter we need, it's just that everyone else still can't hit for shit.
>>154021106Jung Hoo Lee wasted his big 3-run HR against that Mexican team.
My god the Giants offense sucks giraffe cock
DO SOMETHING ALREADY
>stankees and jints offense are already dead after ONE game
the stinkees might actually suck
what if you did a beavis and butthead "we never score" meme for the giants that would be funny lol
Michael faggot Kay can't let a positive thing for the Mets go without crying like a bitch.
Paul Goldschmuck mentioned
>>154021238ahuhuhuhuhuh you said "score" that was cool
>>154020999>naylorDo memeinerds really
>>154021238lol
>>154021238
New tigers fan here. What’s Beavis and Butthead?
JUDGED
Judgian blast
damn it, it would've been so funny if Judge didn't get a hit in the entire opening series
FUDGE
They should add a tolerance zone about the zone itself in case of very close pitches like Ray threw, stupid home run
the gayants are beyond dogshit
>>154016767hello?
>>154021326We should go back to letting umps do their job
Kek fuck the jints
Unbelievable how many meatballs down the dick Judge gets on obvious hitter counts during the regular season.
Stantonian
gayants bros...
>>154021330Whatsup pal
Butt-oh
>>154021371Beat you by 12 seconds>>154021369
>>154021335I agree, they ruined soccer like this too
Learn your place umpies
FUCK THE UMPS LMAOOOOOOAND IT LED TO A HOMERUN>>154021326>>154021335>>154021385A ball is a ball and should always be called as such, umpKEKs should be happy they get to stay and look pretty Stay mad KEKS
>>154021407the amount of Judge dicksucking this will create is enough to get rid of this entire system
>>154021330morning fellafeel like im in canada right now, friggin 14C here this morn
So where was this team during the spring training? Viven en un country...
>>154021407Won't the number of strikes drop dramatically ?
>>154021418>Judge dicksucking>Not people seething about the yankees and judge like you are currently doingdelusional
Kek that camera drone just ate shit in the bay.
How many anons could throw a perfect game against the giants lineup?
>>154018152>>154018173People would always rate Griffey higher due to the defense but peak Frank was crazy at the plate.
Giants are you okay?
>buttoLmao butt-o
Will the Rockies finish ahead of the Sodomites?
>>154021465lmao
>>154021494i dont get it
if only manfred had an interesting matchup I could switch to, maybe one wednesday night would've been nice too
What game am I watching at 7?
>>154021513The big one
>>154021513Im watching Royals/Braves.
>>154021513Jays-A's...
>>154021513Rockies/Marlins is gonna be electric
>>154021513As/Jays, because it rhymes
>>154021533You sold me! Now who am I rooting for?
>>154021479Please be kind, the Giants players are always playing depressed cause of all the homeless fent addicts they pass on the way to the ballpark.
/mlb/ loves Alysa Liu
>>154021513Rybacks game
>>154021546I went to San Francisco in 2016 and the first around the piers there was a bunch of gay old fags riding bikes completely naked. I vowed never to return after that. Saw Oracle Park and then caught a bus up to Sacramento later that day.
gayants get more than 1 hit challenge
are the Giants even gonna get 60 wins?
>>154021567looks like a lemur
>>154021593I'm not sure if they'll even get 60 hits
>>154021385I hate VAR so much
>>154021567based
>>154021567>>154021613Can you guys stop posting me
>Nico Hoerner’s deal with the Cubs is done and will be for six years and $141 million, sources tell ESPN. It’s the fourth-largest contract ever for a second baseman and locks up the 28-year-old into the 2030s. Defense, running, contact skill — Hoerner does everything well.Peff
I think the ABS isn’t enough. How about when the batter challenges it and unsuccessful, they lose their batter timeout. If they succeed, they dont lose it and can do it again
YankA’s
What's going on with Tim Hill? He has the face of a 72 year old man.
Blue JaysCardinalsOrioles
>>154021640YJN
>>154021544rockies because I like their mascot more
it feels like only 4 teams improved while everyone else stayed the same or got worse
>>154021533Why ?
>>154021640interesting song choice thoughbeit
>>154021640cute i hope skenes stays in Pittsburgh
Hot take prince here.ABS is good and a technological marvel when it benefits my team.ABS is shit and a technological abomination when it benefits the opponent.
>>154021644>>154021655You Just Now?
>>154021632He beat cancer, Asshole.
Jints bros, we fucking suck
>>154021640>sex brainshe's just shoving it in our face at this point
>>154021609It's utter shit
>>154021669i wish she would shove it in my face
One god damn hit?
>>154021667Oh man. Well now I feel bad.
>>154021668Suck is an understatement. More like blow since you’re the fag capital of the country
>>154021640bet the dog doesnt have 60 ERA just saying
>>154021687he loves a walk tho
Giants are still in spring training it seems
>>154021637Many people talking about them
>>154021667He looks like a genuinely nice guy
Heading to Canes. Anyone want anything?
>>154021703Recipe for the sauce
>>15402170312 pieces of texas toast and a side of fries please
>>154021703No thanks. My food is already on the way
>>154021621Wow he got a bag
I'm in love again
This team sucks and I'm a Giants fan.
>orioles gamed the draft system to get high picks while being contenders
>>154021710Will that $5 tip ensure the dasher doesn't hold your slop to ransom?
>>154021718is she still crashing out on twitter?
>>154021621Most overrated player in baseball
>giants are on pace to score 0 runs this seasonyikes
When is Schwarbtani playing
2 inches is not deep
gonna need some new ABS umpchads
UMPS WIN
>>154021718More
2 inches is deep enough for me
>He's barely ever wrong>ABS show he was wrongAnnouncer Jinx remains as the funniest phenomenon in all of sports lmao
The catcher strikes back
Jizz Chasm
>>154021513doyars and dbags is the only game starting at 7 :)
>>154021681some nice defense thoughbeit
>>154021626For me it's the TigStros. We don't have much since we just found out we are frens last year.
I need it at least 6 inches deep
Jints just got the Brian Stow treatment
Jints looking to put a stamp on this game late in the 8th
They said Patrick Bailey was the best at ABS all spring. They should add it to the stat sheet.
>>154021769That game starts at 10am though
154021731It’s like da opposite of the truth is what is happening!
the problem with Yankees is they don't have enough white batters. Astros also have this issue.
What is Jazz arguing about? It was clearly a strike.
what do you think the office bet amongst umps for King of ABS in the ump clubhouse is?
anal tiger cub dodger broship sets sail in a few, all aboard!
>it’s not where the ball crosses the plate>its measured where the catcher catches itAbs is dog shit and you know it
turns out you should hire a big league manager to manage a big league club
>>154021809>he doesn't know
>>154021767
challenge is still underway
>>154021809I think it’s where the ball catches the back of the plate, catchers frame a lot
>>154021809me when I lie on the internet
Can giants at least score once
giants may not win a single game
>>154021747always
>>154021825Meant for >>154021731
>>154021829Score? Have they even hit a ball with a over 90mph exit velo?!
Every abs call I’ve seen so far I’ve agreed with
Blue Jays soon
>>154021831Fuckin Ramos about to see free agency
LET'S GO BLUE JAYS*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*LET'S GO BLUE JAYS*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
>>154021829You have to be able to put bat to ball for that, unfortunately.
These Doval splitters for example, they aren’t in the zone until the catcher catches it. Can an ump PLS explain?
>>154021822?
>>154021847elite bird
>>154021857that's not necessarily true
>>154021861HAHAHAHAHA
>baseball starts with DEI native slopNigwich
>>154021861
can I get a fact check on this?
Dodgers looked quite moderate with the use of ABS. Any other team behaving that way?
>>154021861>jizz
>>154021861this is what imagine cubspie looks like when he posts his "no...NO!!" thing
>no cuck Martinez Blowgays kek
>>154021898>hecan I get a fact check on this?
Does that fat guy still pitch on the blue jays?
>>154021902yeah, Buck retired after leading an amazing life
>>154021621he's not that good tho!
>>154021904Sorry. Formerly he.
I’m need 4 hr from Kirk and Vladdy to have a chance
>>154021911hes the one who got us to the WS
>>154021866You're right, but I'm also right, because I've seen more life in a morgue than I've seen in the Jints today. They're not going to steal shit. And they have to get to first before they even think about that.
>>154021911Got utterly mindfucked by Recker in the sweltering winter of '23 and fell off a cliff
Why hasn't the A's game started yet?
>>154021939We need to glaze the choke jays first. ETA 7:25 PM!
how the fuck does mlb simulcasting work? for the nfl that meant games that typically broadcast on paid services like espn/nfl network also broadcast on some antenna network but this braves/royals game does not seem to be on my antenna at all
I need my ass pounded
Sit in the chair and watch daddy pound those twins all season long
the gayants have yet to get another hit
Stankeedoos are statpadding against the vagiants atrocious offense
>>154021945(You)
>>154021957Pound that shit and I’ll slide right in after it’s still warm
rogers is currently jinxing my jaysies
Fuck you Luis ArraezCan’t get a single hitGarbage ass giants
AND I DONT WANT THE WORLD TO SEE MECUS I DONT THINK THEYD UNDERSTAND
>>154021952dad please stop posting from my laptop when I'm not home god dammit
>>154021963I like to finish inside so you’re gonna get the sloppiest of seconds
Tearing up bros
>>154021982you dont shoot big loads
>>154021982That’s fine, pre-lubed is greatZ
>Matt Chapman scores on defensive indifference
All the emotions are flooding back bros
>1 hit, 2 walks, 13K>no runs in 18 inningsgrim
My Jints
>A’ss @ GaysGarbage game of the day
can't wait for the stanks to face a real team
I used to be a Cubbie boy but I'm a Cubbie girl now
Wow the Giants fucking suck
WE DID IT!
gg Giants.
>Raising a 2nd place bannerOH NO NO NO
LEZZZZZGOOOO MARLINS
>they actually hung the bannerKWAB
>>154022017>>154022036PICS
how long has acuna jr been speaking english?
Go Jays!
>>154021999garbage post
>assistant trainer>masseuse Let’s get Vladdy’s barber a shout-out next!
>>154022017The Marlins did a great job raising their participant banner
trey schneider
yesavage spotted!
So weird not seeing Bo on the blue jays
I'll always appreciate the Marlins for keeping the Mets out of the playoffs last year
let's go jays!
>>154022066The Mets kept the Mets out of the playoffs last year
You will stop making fun of the Jays
Bobby Baseball is back
>Nick Kurtz
>Louie Varland >Trevor Hoffman >BOOOOOO!kek…KEK!!!!
>>154021952That just means the RSN also has the rights to show the game in this case
>>154022083what a shame
>>154022073Bruh that'a the same 20 dollar hat from Canadian Tire I have
that funky Muncy
>>154022094She's one of yours you know
>>154021945It’s 7:21…
>>154022062why didn't they make an offer? it was all phillies until the mets swooped in
>NOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WE NEED TO LE CELEBRATE OUR DIVERSITYRINOS AND HECKIN PROGRESSIVENESS IN THE FACE OF LE HECKIN ORANGE CHEETO MAN TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN CHUDDIES NOW PLAY BALL(WHICH WOMEN ALSO HAVE)
>>154022040Here ya go
>>154022118CHAMPS
>>154022083
>>154022118most teams celebrate pennants
>>154022118lmao
>>154022097I wonder if he got it on this trip
Tonite's the night
recycle>>154016771>>154016771
Okamoto means condom in Japanese
>>154016771>>154016771>>154016771New
Bump
>>154021841that's a sensible klenk from me amigo
>>154022083humina humina humina aWWOOOOOOOgaaaa
>>154021593That's more than the Poodres will have this season.
>>154022118we REALLY have to take down that wildcard banner
