Cole Young Editionprev: >>154024395
cole flyover
resd
>estrada loads up the bases againChicanobros…
>>154025907no... NO!!!!
For me, it's Sam Antonacci who hit one on top of the roof today
dodgers
Doyers
anglels
>Cal and Julio combined 0/14 with 12 strikeouts on the young season It has never been more over
>>154025916based
Yankees.
>>154025925cal got mindbroken after his tough guy larp backfired at the wbc
my diapies
>>154025936i was at this game
Doggies hanging on
>>154025942you get any merch?
>>154025936I was in this diaper
anyone still have that webm of an umpie pulling something after making a call
>POODRES
>>154025925>>154025933The rest of the team is productive.
>>154025936PLEASE do not post pictures of me without my consent. THANK you
>>154025951
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>POODRES BAU BAU
I shitted
PPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT
McGODigle>poodres
holy kek poodres
>it was 2-0POODRES KEK
PRRRRRRRRRT
KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN
>>154025965This bitch’s diaper stinks something fierce, ask me how I know.
Mcgoniggers assemble!
Watch your own fucking game doyerpacos
>dillon dingleris that a real name
I guess we're going to wear down the bullpen early AGAIN this year and overtax the starters AGAIN until they get injured AGAIN like the last three years?
Okay, so Dodgers indefinitely broke Estrada. Dammit lmao
watch your own game doyerpacos
repostan for the el pasiggermy chihuahuaigger, i'm going to a game in a few weeks with my expressies, are there any lads i should keep an eye out for? last year i went and saw carg krumble pitch, should've gotten drunk but didn't. might buy a jersey if i get zesty enough
>>154026002>zestyLol fag
the chihuahuas are 7-1 padrebros
Let the dumping begin!
we are all men of zest here chud
>>154026008i'll fuckin kill you you stupid piece of shit
LOL /mlb/
>nolan poopiepeepee
>>154026019so you can claim a catch, even if you use the ground to push the ball into your glove?
oops, I had the other thread open still. anyway look at this julio catch.
>>154026039As long as the ball doesn’t hit the grass it’s a catch
>>154026039looks clean to me
>>154026039as long as there's leather between earth and ball you're good
>>154026044so you snowcone it and then the ball is pushed into your glove by the ground, thats fine?
amazing
>>154026042*reviews obvious catch for 3 minutes* total ump/nyc death
Ben CRAPsparagus
The Padres are definitely moving out of San Diego in 10 years.
>>154026042thing o' beauty
>>154026061Shut the fuck up Fuwawa
>>154026052That would likely be called no catch but it’s kind of a gray area. The ball doesn’t usually move much in the glove once it hits.
>tanner scott
>>154026052correct
Mariners couldn’t buy a pennant or mvp award in this economy
>>154026039listen pal, new yawk tookaluk and they says it's good, capisce?
>>154026054>sees ohtani as a giant baby kek
>>154026073I SAID QUIT POSTING PICS OF ME ON HERE
>>154026052if you snowcone it, you already caught it thougheverbethyname.
>>154026078wtf that's too easy
>>154026086lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lil sniff?
>>154026052It really depends how much the ball moves
>>154026061The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:>ChargersSan Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)>San Diego RocketsPoor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since>San Diego ClippersSterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)>San Diego MarinersFailed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol>San Diego SailsCucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)>Golden State WarriorsPlayed a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland>San Diego GullsHave dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.
>>154026089so theres no concept of having to have "completed the motion of the catch"?
Shitty Hitler is better than he was in the wildcard FACTpepe.jpg
Peee pooppoopypeenus
tanner scott back status? (don't say blown out)
>>154026097We won the little league world series, yah know!
t-scott, baby. he's BACK
>>154026108this ain't the nfl buddy boy
>>154026112blown out
He actually got the out
Why do doyerpacos shit on the Padres but not the Giants?
Tanner Scott redemption year
>>154026097Southern California has miserable sports fans. They’re front runners who won’t support a team unless they’re winning. LA franchises can get away with it because there’s 20 million people within 90 minutes. San Diego doesn’t have that luxury. It’s 1/6 as big
>>154026109Many are saying this.
>>154026122Giants haven't been as relevant recently (during the Dodgers WS runs).
Why are Royals fans shocked? Their retarded GM did NOTHING to improve the offense. No free agents, no trades, no coaching changes, nothing. Like I've said before, just wait for the Chiefs.
>>154026112blowed out
>>154026097>tfw i have attended a Gulls gamei wonder if i'm the only person in the history of /sp/ to be able to make that claim
THE MARINERS WIN >THE MARINERS WIN THE MARINERS WIN >THE MARINERS WIN THE MARINERS WIN >THE MARINERS WIN THE MARINERS WIN >THE MARINERS WIN
>>154026118i would never watch that slop
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
>Yamamoto is coached by Yada>gains unbreakable mental strength and stamina>Mookie is coached by Yada>starts season with clutch hard hitsOhtani should also go to Yada
>>154026128stankeedoo ‘em!
>>154026118So the rules for a catch are easier? k
>will smith chooses horrible fuckin kendrick as his walk up musicit's going to be a long season
oops almost forgot
>>154026146yamamoto was one of the japanese admirals who masterminded pearl harbor (look it up)
>>154026122Poodres act salty. Jints are more professional. Poodre fags here act like the team. Jint fags here try to keep a low profile and ride the coattails of other shitposters without revealing themselves.
>freeman>free swinging on a free-oh countugh
>>154026157wouldnt be surprised if the org strongarms the players into playing what they want them to
>>154026108You have no power here!
>poodres lose challenge by a hair widthkek
>>154026157>kendrick>horribleUhhhh anon don’t you know Kendrick is the single most talented musician of all time??
>>154026175please don't underestimate the horrible musical taste of modern athletes
>>154026179LMAO no way
>>154026177where yo moms stay at nigga??
>>154026157>>154026175Will had it last season too, and before that it was Lux. Pretty sure there's some unspoken rule that someone uses Kendrick music for their walkup
I told you Trout was hitting 50 homers this year. Did you doubt me?
>>154026073She needs my big white timmy cock
>>154026184sorry i like rappers who don't sound like fucking nerds
>be Devers>cheat for years in Fenway>get moved>”””the biggest Yankee killer is in the NL”””>go 0-4 the rest of your career against the yanks KWABFAGGOTeversFAGGOTsoxFAGGOTiants
rap is mad gay
>>154026198I was kidding. He’s ok. I get sick of people talking about him like he’s fuckin Mozart
>>154026194is this image ai generated
>Laugh_3_Baseball_Joke...this is actually psychotic
>>154026198OK cracker, thanks.
>>154026194>Did you doubt me?yes, but not anymore
kdot is dope as fuck! he says so many words so fast
NIGGA HEIL SCHLITTLER
ok, don't make any jokes about vesia's dead daughter when he gives up the go ahead run
>>154026194and with some luck he'll lead the team to a 4th place finish in the division
>>154026209Let’s see Laugh_5_
>naming a child before it is delivered alivedo whites really
we need cubgers 9
Rap has past its peak anyway, its all about hyperpop nowadays
>all those tough looking black dudes soifacing over what was basically two grown ass men writing mean poetry about each other back and forthI'm sorry guys but I don't think I'll ever truly understand hip hop culture
fuck_you_…_FUCK_YOU_!!!
>>154026194Jesus is realAI is not
kek poodres
>>154026242source?
>>154026169How smooth is your brain?
>>154026237I'm tired of hearing about it but it's degen to make fun of it
>>154026240most of them are homosexuals
I dropped my underscoreAnyone seen it?___
You know if Dbacks had a third good hitter after Marte and Caroll they would be a dangerous team
>>154026169Gayest post I’ve ever read
also-rans malding
>>154026253the multiple historical accounts by different sources verifying His execution by rome
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~GO GETTEM TIGERS~WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~GO GETTEM TIGERS~
>>154026052>>154026108It's clearer in the replay
>tfw get to false flag with autistic filenames and rile up the mestfags
should I buy this and jerk of with it?
Jansen looked unhittable tonight
>Chadres almost got immaculated inning by Unc Kenley Jansen by one pitchHoly hell lol Please hurry up with thr sale, also GG TiGods, Estrada became our Emilio pagan, sadly.
>>154026282You should buy it but not do that.
>>154026274thats touched the turf
>>154026271source?
Good game Tigers
>take me out to za barrrru gayme
>>154026282>his cawk was mutilated shortly after birthi am so sorry anon...
>>154026290it ain't
>>154026073insane body
Dodgers have 2 hits this game
>>154026282
I love SEGA, Nijisanji, Angels in the Outfield and the Tigers.
>Mariners win>I can watch quick pitch
>>154026157I get the feeling he’s forced to choose rap as his walk up music simply because his name is Will Smith. He’s a small town hick
>>154026239What in God's Name is 'hyperpop'?
>>154026282sure, why not. i bought this yesterday. and yes, i'm a braves fan
>>154026301If you ain't cut, you ain't a real American.
>>154026316Cringe! CRINGE!
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
>>154026322pop on cocaine, usually sped up with a higher pitch. think all hook no filler
>>154026322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJW-VvmRKsEpresented without comment
>>154026322if you want to learn about a music genre it's probably best to just listen to songs from the genre. you wouldn't like it though. it's just faster more chaotic pop
>>154026326THIS. and we should all be giving more of our paychecks to israel!!!!
>>154026316>Nijisanjiwhich one
>>154026322>>154026339>>154026239this is hyperpophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
>>154026322some sort of venereal disease as shown by >>154026338
>>154026342this.
Hyperpop this bussy
>>154026272Forgot me pic.
>>154026290It did not
>>154026347this is not hyperpop btw, ignore this weeb retard and listen to sophie
>>154026343
>>154026347Crazy Taxi >
>>154026338good song but this is a bad example desu this is just pop
>>154026338Why is everything zoomers love so temporary and shitty? No one will listen to this 5 years from now
I have the best taste in music here.thread/
EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN 9-3 ON OPENING DAY!>ITS OUR YEAR!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN 9-3 ON OPENING DAY!>ITS OUR YEAR!
>>154026356mcgonigle is the chosen one, when the rest of the team forgets how to hit the baseball and score runs in september he will remind them. the tigers will stop the dodgers from threepeating and save baseball
>>154026347So 8 bit?
>>154026375We're going to take all your good players
>>154026375there's a post for you specifically upthread somewhere
isn't it crazy how all the best music is the music you listened to when you were younger? it blows my mind
>>154026366yeah i know, i just didnt want to scare the huzz by posting something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QPP_e2z4lQ
>>154026370Whoops. I forgot to post my favorite song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7y60493G8A
>>154026375no waythat'sarealteam
Cam on Doyers score some fackin runs
>>154026392this is factually incorrect. pleb taste detected
>>154026392mixed bag for me. some of it holds up and some of it is embarrassing.
mlb.tv looks like absolute dogshit with my vpn on wtf, better off watching mlbweebcast
>>154026375>It do add up bitch
>>154026392name one good song released since 2005
>>154026392based just listens to whatever the radio plays you
>>154026396I want to hear it, but it says age restricted and I'm not logging in for that shit
>>154026392I listened to some cringe shit like nu-metal but even limp bizkit is musically superior to the bullshit my nieces/nephews listen to
>>154026413darude - sandstorm (2006 remix)
this is where hyperpop started. this is the definition. can you fucking plebs stop postinghttps://youtu.be/YG0ggHM1PLM
good shit freelandnow get him home ohtani
>>154026424there's actually a lot of gold in the numetal mines. static x knew what they were and did it very well
>>154026430forgettable and unremarkable. not real music
freelie :)
>>154026432deftones holds up ngl
This nigga named Ginkelnigga where's biloba??
Freeland is impressing so far
groundoutani
>>154026430everyone knows about PC Music, its evolved since thennow half of it is hybrid'ed with shoegaze and similar genres
>>154026430this is where hyperpop started. this is the definition. can you fucking plebs stop postinghttps://youtu.be/1MQUleX1PeA
>>154026424I'm not a zoomer but I'm pretty sure zoomers and gen alpha are reviving nu metal, it was millenial faggots were the ones that called it cringe
>>154026413Stairway To Heaven (2006 remaster)
Orel predicted that groundout
>>154026443you think he plays gacha shit
>>154026456kek probably plays genshit
>>154026440no joke. weirdly korn's hits are better today than when they came out
DID YOU SEE HIM MOVE FREELAND UP?AMAZING
tuck 'em!
tuck on em!
Tuck em!
>>154026463S U G O IUGOI
Tucker is pretty damn reliable
>>154026436that's fine, it created a genre and the production techniques and sensibilities shaped the direction of mainstream pop music for the decade that followed. not liking it doesn't change the facts
Tuck and roll
>>154026452Fuck are you talking about lol nu metal fans were 99% millennials
tuck n’ shuck!
>>154026475>it created a genre it did not. shitty technopop has existed for 30 years
Sneed's seed and feed >Formerly Tuck's
>>154026475Hyperpop isn't a real genre. Step outside of the RYM bubble and touch grass, I'm beggin' ya.
>that throw to 2ndHoly shit..
got somethin goin here
>Morono
Tuck 'em
>>154026338I did not like that very much. Maybe at a party, dancing with an attractive girl, would be better.
Tuck your cock! You're a girl now!
>>154026461>>154026440>korn is about getting molested>deftones are about being a molester
>>154026452nu metal was /our/ genre m’lord. a lot of it was bad though. >>154026461Yea a lot of Korn still holds up. Got the life, falling away from me, my gift to you.. I could go on forever
>>154026488would you feel better if i said subgenre you pedantic cunt
>>154026477There are some seriously dumb people that post here, you are one of them. Of course millennials were the nu metal fans you big dumb dipshit.
>>154026453
kek sneks kek
KING TUCK
>>154026347I did not like that much, either.
>>154026509>i-i was only pretending to be retarded!!! poodres fan detected
>>154026500>>deftones are about being a molesterYou mean digital bath? I know Korns Daddy but Deftones?
>>154026502>>154026477So in your guys heads all generations have the same taste in music? How does that work out
>>154026475yeah, youre not wrongits surprising the mainstream pop still hasn't fully embraced the sound
>>154026526Every gen likes black music.
haha damn....
>>154026524i don't actually care for deftones
Dookie couldn’t even get a sac
Warning track.....
>>154026510>denied!!god damn Cassandra was so fucking sexy
freddie :(
this is a bluegrass general
>>154026502baby pepe diaper jeans!
>le trumpet guy
>>154026526What kind of autistic false deduction is this lol. Never said that
DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU
Edwin or Edlose
>>154026539
FAGGets kek
>Diaz
>>154026400*BANG BANG BANG*
>>154026534damn now i wanna rewatch it
alright, let's check out this diaz guy on the dodgers now
>>154026526Not sure what you mean? I just grew up listening to nu metal and yea a lot of it was bad. But some of it is good. That’s it.
>>154026530Deftones had some good tracks but they take themselves too seriously and their fans are twats. Tool is the same way. Insufferable band with insufferable fans despite having lots of good music.
>>154026537way better than all the shit these nerds are arguing about
>>154026530>you never got to experience blowing your ears out via skull candy earbuds while listening to Chinos vocalsSad
It's trumpet timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S73zDvMgGmI
Mr Pibb zero sugar and coke zero will be my coping mechanism. Taste oh so good. Now it's up for Vasquez to help us avoid the sweep lmao
>>154026395I liked this one much more.
>>154026564Oof tool fans are a different breed>le golden ratio man
theyre surely not wearing these gold caps all year...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4L20t8Dvlg
Don’t wanna be a hater here but I kinda wanna >edlose post for once >>154026582Nah usually just the first home stand
i just logged on to enjoy the edwin diaz blown save shitposting
>>154026575Tool was never good
>edwalk
The Arizona DiamondBLACKEDs
>>154026564maynard loves the smell of his own farts, but tool, apc, and puscifer are really good
>>154026585I BUY MY CRACK MY SMACK MY BITCH RIGHT HERE IN HOLLYWOOOOOOOOD!!
>challenging a clear ball??
>>154026542>Fuck are you talking about lol nu metal fans were 99% millennials
>will miss
noticing that teams generally arent using all their challenges?
>will flyover
>>154026607Oh! Gaped his ass!
>>154026596Nah you’re buggin. Ænima slaps.
>woll smeth
>>154026613i think they arent used to it yet
kek poodrepacos
Kek right down the poop chute
How are Mets fans feeling right now?
Doyers win!!
>>154026613You only get two, and if you're off by even a centimeter, you'll lose it. So teams generally only want to use it when they're completely sure.
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg sneks cya tomorrow
good game, dbacks
GG doyers
>>154026629Pretty good. It's going to be a good season.
that's a series wingg snekssee you tomorrow for the sweep
snekies.... :(
>>154026629Fuck my boricua ass
EdWIN Diaz
edWIN
>>154026640go on sausage girl, link 'em!
GG Diamondbacks
gg snekssee you tomorrow
>>154026640this is the new sausage girl, please comply >>154026073
>>154026613If managers could call for the challenge, they'd run out in the first couple innings.
>>154026613I think a lot of the smarter teams are restricting when players can use their challenges. They're doing this by only allowing challenges that result in either ball 4 or strike 3, only allowing challenges late in games, and not letting pitchers challenge at all
>>154026640Fat bitch!
>>154026644Ok I heard about the dental work but this is insane!!
>>154026661kek
>>154026640fuckin cunt
he made the mimic btw
KING TUCK explaining the details to kirsten
WE LOVE IT
Snek fans tongue my anus
didn't really keep up with the offseason this year, dodgers got tucker AND diaz? lol what a joke
YUP KING TUCK
edwin diaz: BEISBOL BEN BERRY BERRY GOOD TU MI JAJAJAJAJJA
>>154026672da mets moved guys
>>154026672kek I can't imagine just finding that out tonight
tucker looks awkward around kirsten
>>154026672they're not winning the world series this year, they're good for baseball and fans need to think that other teams can still win. good guy dodgers if you ask me..
>>154026675JAJA
Thanks Cubs for giving us Tucker
I think two challenges towards ABS is not enough. How about when the batter challenges it and is unsuccessful, they lose their batter timeout. If they succeed, they don't lose it and can do it again
>>154026654where's her dodgers apparel?
ok gonna be honest, the live trumpet player is rad
>>154026656I don't necessarily think thats that smart, catchers should have free reign in my opinionOften you dont know how important a call will be until you see how the rest of that innings plays out
>>154026683more like >she knows he's a little awkwardit was fukken hilarious
>>154026659
>>154026629undefeated
>>154026683Tucker doesn't want to be in the spotlight
>>154026689her hair is dodger blue and she is wearing a city connect buttplug please understand
I'm so happy that after all the years of torment this scrappy team is finally the feared juggernauts it deserves to be.
>>154026700>not chubby>no penisdropped
if I were a dominant closer my walk up song would one of these days by pink floyd
not only did tuck get the go ahead single, but he looked good in RF
>>154026683guy has zero personality and speaks in the most basic baseball generalities. not that that's a bad thing, maybe stop putting a mic in his face and let him rake in peace
>>154026717that's why you're not a dominant closer
>>154026717I would ballet dance across the field to the dance of the sugarplum fairy by Tchaikovsky.
>>154026717everybody hurts by REM for me
>>154026723Calm down Timmy
>>154026717Seamus is the Meddle song winners use for their walk up.
>>154026700>sausage girl>laces tied so tight it makes little sausagesi appreciate that she's staying on brand (can i hire her to sit on my face for 6 hours)
>>154026722that's at the bottom of the list of reasons I'm not a dominant closer, or a closer, or baseball player, or an athlete.
>>154026686That's why they're the Cubgers
>>154026697I just disagree but that's ok. Maybe teams are being too cautious currently but burning a challenge in a low leverage spot is retarded
>>154026720he knows the drill. he's getting paid 60m or whatever it is a season. you can't just be a complete wallflower with that kind of stature.
>>154026537For me, it's Bill Monroe.
if I was a dominant closer that just got signed to the dodgers my walkup song would be Making Love to the Money by gucci manehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l105DXWzwKM
>>154026749I like old and in the way
>>154026717has anyone used Hells Bells since trevor hoffman or is it basically off limits now
i think my closer song would be south of heaven but i'm very drunk so i'm not sure
>>154026752my walk up song would be just sounds of girls getting fucked by chad, imagine how blackpilled all the hittercels would get
>>154026761Ryan Helsley did last year ask me how I know
>>154026771yikes!
hopefully they build robots that can feel pain so i can hurt them
>>154026127The dodgers have led the league in attendance ever since the McCourt boycott and led the two years before that. Not all those teams were good.
guys, this is my walkout song as a fireballer closer painting corners at 160mphhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8JBUktSxvQ
>>154026798>sprints out of the bullpen>grabs bat>beats home plate umpire to deathi would be a fan favorite
>>154026789Like I said 20 million people Not hard to get 40k to a game
>>154026752Ur mum’s stripper song lel
>>154026723kek You are really angry.
>>154026807What if they built a 2 million person stadium, then it would be a lot harder to fill. Just in my opinion
>>154026807It's also a complete dogshit experience getting there and leaving. I'm so jealous of those flyover shit holes who can walk to a train and it takes 20 mins there and back
I work at the DMV and I look down on other people
>>154026814Theoretically that would be quite a big stadium but not impossible
why are there so many doyerpacos in here? none of you care about baseball until the playoffs
>>154026823Are you on your break?
>>154026823can i get a new license if i took a really bad pic and can't live with it for the next 10 years
I rent a big house poorfags!
>>154025787No joke I would probably drink like 80 oz.Google says a 40 oz at dodger stadium is $12, so you only have to get 240 oz in a season for it to be worth it.
>>154026831we run this genny year round
>>154026859run the diarrhea out of your ass your diseased faggot
>>154026817Yeah California is weird because you have like literal paradises in San Diego and Marin County and then you have Los Angeles which is just like the biggest dystopian shithole imaginable
>>154026844>houselet me guess, you need more?
>>154026874comfy digs if you're not on the run and don't have many overhead costs
>>154026874unironically no, assuming i have internet and power
ok guys, seriously, has a closer ever used this as a walkout? that pop when the chord hits around 37 seconds in would set a stadium on firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYSXHlra5Vk
>>154026869uh oh someone's diapy needs changing! lol
TWO BIG COCK IN MY ASS GOT ME FEELIN LIKE IM TIMMY UBERMENSCH
>>154026894hands off my dirty diap, it’s getting just how I like it
where did diaperfag come from
I'm going to fugo de chao tomorrow and I'm bringing a gallon ziploc with me. anyone want me to bring back anything for them?
>>154026890i mean we can all imagine the stadium lights going fucking crazy as the closer struts in
Casual fan trying to make sense of the A’s roster. So is Severino, Soderstom, and Rooker supposed to be their best player? Yet, Langeliers was the only one who managed to hit and score?
>>154026873Local LA politics are shit. They don't give a single fuck about making the city not a huge pain in the fucking ass to get around. They just give all your tax dollars to LAPD for another pay raise they don't fucking need instead of improving the city.
>>154026890I saw slayer at bonaroo they were swaggy
braves fan here
Tucker is like the inverse of Snell. Both are autistic, but Snell likes to talk and have the attention on him and Tucker can't wait to get out of talking.
>>154026912Im not the diaper fag ITT but I wear diapers and I fill them full of shit
>>154026817Nigga you can take a train and walk to Dodger Stadium. Just take the union station shuttle.
>>154026140Calm down faggot. I saw them in the 90s at the sports arena.
>>154026927Kurtz is their best player, but he on a rookie contract
>>154026927Brent Recker
>>154026198Fuck anon thank you. You hit the nail on the head. I couldn't pinpoint what bothered me about him. He's a nerd.
>>154026157>Thunk Thunk Thunk Thunk Thunk
>>154026283>Jansen looked unhittable tonighthe always does when he has his stuff. that wind up was striking fear into my doyer heart seeing him on the other side vs the angels.
>>154026927These are their best players in descending order, give or take a spot or two
>>154026998he IS a nerd but that's what makes his collard greens verse work
>>154026998he's a literal gay theater kid i'm so baffled by how popular he is
>>154026849I would be violently ill if I drank 80 ounces of soda
is kendrick a nintendo black?
>all 30 teams in action Saturday >tons of day games>mariners vs guards 945pmLads I’m watching 12 hours of baseball tomorrow
>>154027045dbz for sure
>>154026998whats sad is he used to be alright, section 80 is a decent albumeverything before TPAB was great, but then that came out and normies started parroting that it was a piece in the Obama era of propaganda control
>>154027084parroting that it was good (it was a piece in the Obama era of propaganda control)*
>https://x.com/annieheilbrunn/status/2037759563617681606?s=46&t=BGkMvV-9ZQB6bCdPKWjUrgEstrada so corny bruh, take him back, Chihuahua anon.
>>154027135
I just got home from the game. Cole Young played so well. I love that young fella.
>>154027135Don’t touch my team! This is our year!
>>154027201Lucky! His diving play to get jram at first was kino. I had to listen on the radio and watch clips but it was quite good. Kirby had a good outing.
>>154027217Yeah, Kirby is my guy. I think he's going to have a monster year.
The Rockies are in second place in the NL West
At least I dont live in faveLA
>>154026972>90s at the sports arenaif it was in '99 i might have sucked your cock in the restroom. do you remember me? you told me i was pretty
>>154026757Based. I've been crushing a ton of Dead and Jerry Garcia Band recently.
>>154027347Timmy?
>>154027367Brad?
>>154027377Yeah…
homos
real sickos hours on the gennyi can't believe i can't watch a stream of this game in current year. everything is streamed ffs
>>154027686>turn on local hawaii radio broadcast for the play by play>hawaii vs ucsb volleyball postgame show is onfascinating stuff
>>154027686>>154027757How did it end?
im john poop and i still love da milwaukee sewers
Wandy Peralta? More like Cuando Peralta, as in "Cuando the hell this motherfucker is going to be off my team!"Jeremiah Estrada? More like Jere-WHY-a, as in "WHY is this guy still on my team!"
>sin dinero pobres
STANKEES and SEWERS in the poop series
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Xy-mKU8gOPA
>>1540279362-0 fullerfun (used to be a powerhouse college baseball team because infinite great players come from the area, but college sports are gay now so their coaches and players all get sucked up by the SEC)
just die in my sleep tonight
>>154028226Go Titans!
>>154028282always remember 2001the greatest night in baybaw history
I do not care for the timmy trumpets song
>>154028842I wish I could fuck her
>tfw mlb24 is now behind a pay wall
>>154028433never forget
one sweep coming right up
>>154029244Flaherty doesn't have the stuff to make that happen
anon, have that el paso faggot message me
>>154029345Yeah... but the Dads are running Randy Vasquez out... we just need a good Jack day.
will all Pre-cap championships have asterisks? finally we can mock yankees for having 27 asterisk titles
>>154029476Nah in the MLB they call it an era. We'll just call them "PreCap Championships" like the Cocaine, Deadball, and Steroid Era.
Reminder if your team is 0-2 you might as well pack it up and start thinking about next season.
>>154029491tfw
gm niggas. do your team go 3-0 today?
>>154029491Dbacks next series are>Tigers>Braves>Mets>Orioles>Blue JaysWelp... Pack it up.
>>154029529Thats a pretty insane early schedule. Just means a lot of tomato cans on the backend. The 2nd half rebound will be great!
>>154029536>the backend
>>154029550Giants and Padres will be in full collapse and the Dodgers will be sleepy cause they will have a 20 game lead and half the rotation injured.
gm
I support a soft salary cap where maximum team salary is set at a certain amount and teams can exceed that but they must pay the league a fine equivalent to the amount exceeded. that fine is then redistributed to the bottom-spender teams to help them reach a salary floor.I swear this is not communism
>>154029630salary floor. make these poor ass rich mfs pay
>>154029630That’s already what happens and just results in the cheap teams remaining cheap because they have guaranteed profits from revenue sharing. Redistributing wealth is how you get lazy do-nothings who want to live off the hard work of others.
>>154029491poodres kek
>>154029630They have that already and the Dodgers are so far over the tax that Tuckers contract is almost 400million total or something crazy like that if you take tax into consideration.
>>154029630That’s literally what the CBT is. It doesn’t work because the big teams just pay the money or (((defer))) to get around it and the teams with bad owners just pocket the money and don’t even try to field a competitive team.
>>154029688leave us alone
>>154029522The NL BEAST
why doesnt tighair woods just get a nigga to drive him lol. lost in the pillys
>>154029759Because he doesn’t realize how fucked up he is. And getting a driver because he’s high as a kite all the time is like internally acknowledging he’s a fucked up drug addict.
>>154029759I don’t think you understand how emasculating it is to a black man to have another nigga drive his car.
>>154029785why not just get an arab or moroccan to drive? doesn't have to be a nigga
Today is a HUGE day for /mlb/
huge for this bussy
huge this bussy
Hug me
>>154029659Marxist Leninist Board.
fuck my assgo mets
cappies seething lol
tiggies over or under 93 wins? prolly over in that poverty division
[clown music starts playing]
We're getting ready for nu. Please take a shower before then
>Jints hire a college coach with no pro ball experience >Have yet to score a run in the fkrst two games of his MLB career What's wrong here?
>>154029741Deferring doesn't fully get around it. Ohtani is getting paid 2 million by the Dodgers this season, but his contract counts as 46 million towards the CBT
can any of you cums get into spotrac right now (rn)?i just get a 403 error
Can we cool it with the pro sodomy posts. I do not want to get struck by fire and brimstone.Praise Jeebus
>>154030098bend over there anon and i'll let you know if we can cool it with the sodomy
there is unironically nothing more heterosexual than homosexual horseplay
>>154030098this guy needs a good hard assfucking
>>154030098Jesus was a sodomite it’s in the Bible
>>154030108in the baseball locker rooms in high school and college, there would be dudes who would spread their nasty post practice assholes. If you fell asleep on the bus rides, you'd get a bare ass cheek on your face.
I kiss my friends on the mouth and penis after my Cubs win
>>154030141holy character builder
>>154030191i remember you from the bathroom in boystown
A man’s anus is a fertile womb.-Corinthians 6:7
time to wrap up this gay talk. leave iron this thread
american cheese
>>154030260
>>154030264
>>154030228O I fuck ya
Faggotry will doom us all
>>154030285
>>154030260based and colbypilled
Faggot
>>154029659kek the analogy is too good
