Game on ESPN
LET’S FUCKING GO, DC, LET’S SHOW THESE BATTLEKEKS WHO OWNS THIS FUCKING LEAGUE!!!!
Looks like attendance bounced back from the dip last year.
fendies!
Looks like the receivers are going to screw over the BHawks this season.
>receivers dropping everythingfeels like im watching my roughnecks from last year
hell of a catch
where is everybody? still sleeping?
>>154031342They’re in stunned awe of the might of the Fendies.
4 PT FG IS GOOD
inb4 signed by the nfl
>>154031342There's a solid like 24k here
not sure i'm in love with the rule but that was neato
They more prominently feature where these guys played in college. It would be more fun if you recognized like oh I remember so-and-so from Clemson or whatever.
That sack cost them an extra point lmao
>>154031392i meant in the thread lol. crowd looks good
>two IFBswut
>>154031401*They should
>>154031398Too gimmicky
>>154031406Maybe people are just busy today
>>154031428What’s an IFB?
I don't like this new punt rule at all.
>>154031398its fine. the only rule change i dislike is now allowing kicked PATs. nobody is gonna attempt the 2pt or 3pt conversions anymore
Been watching the game, just got to the threadPineapple dragon was basedI'm a bit worried about this O-line4 point kick feels a bit gimmicky, but I'll take itGo Fendies!
is deano working the command center again?
>UFL kickers
>>154031484I think it's okay. It only really factors in when a team is between the 50 and the other 40, since any closer is FG territory. It incentivizes more aggressive playcalling in that range
you think we're going to see any intentional negative plays on a 3rd and super long to move back to 60yd fg range?
>>154031529They haven’t gone to the command center in either game so far. Only, like, 3 penalties total as it stands.
>>154031542
I do like how, as far as I can tell, the broadcast has stopped going "nobody wants to be here, they all want to get back to the NFL"
>>154031553i was expecting the Battlehawks to do it on that last possession
FEND-ACKS
However...
>>154031529There’s your answer.
you thought you had a turnover, didnt you?
>>154031566It was bad for the long-term health of the league for the broadcasters to keep saying "it's just a bunch of NFL has-beens and never-weres". They needed to treat it like its own thing.
>>154031601to be fair, i think it was just Jordan Rodgers that said that during a broadcast
Battlecucks WISH they had Ta'amu
I wish we had a webmbro. I'd do it myself, but my PC is shit
>>154031655im here. what did you want a webm of?
>>154031634They did have him
>>154031655We do, he just hasn’t posted ITT so far.
>>154031673All the big plays and TDs, please. >>154031674
St.Louis is really struggling with their OLine. Not sure if they're going tot be able to have a lot of success with a pocket qb like Silvers.
>>154031474earpiece for broadcasters. bro had one in his left and the other dangling from his right, there's no way in hell it's loud enough in there to need all that
>>154031693
dead thread dead league
>>154031601That’s what I’m saying, they should be playing up the fact that these guys were studs in college.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SPRINGY
damn son a stiffarm injury?
Is the Rock out?
Lel thanks reffies
NO TURNOVERS ALLOWED
midfield logo is WHIMP size
>>154031833Right? I thought it was one of those 25-yard line ones.
refbros....
I can't even be mad, that was not DPI at all lol. The contact was well away from the ball and super minimal
SKY GOD
HOWEVER....
THANK YOU BASED MIKE
>>154031833i thought it looked funny lol
>>154031833I did think that.
Man these dudes STINK
>>154031833That thing needs to be 5x bigger
Pens in mouth, Gary
Gay as fuck, he was restricting him all the way to the ball.
Is it just me or is this game moving slow as fuck?
Reminder that Robert Kraft has the Patriots scan the internet for anti-semetic posts and it's confirmed that 4chan shows up there
BOOBS
These O-lines cannot hang
>head coach is in the boothbruh wat
>>154031944And 40% of those posts were from Drake Maye
At what point is it just not worth it for these guys to get the shot kicked out of them for basically no money
>>154031999never. the nfl will always need training camp and practice squad bodies
>>154031999They're making a slightly above wage, and it's not like most of them have other skills. It's absolutely worth playing in the UFL for a few years even if things don't work out
>kickerssrekcik<
>ufl kickers
Should've gone for it
YOU CANT DO THAT
CAINT DO DAT
Coaches screaming at officials is always a great time.
Ok but you actually can't do that
HAWKIE DRAGON
wait that's ricky fucking proehl??
>>154032268How did you just realize that?
Are we about to get a goal line stop?
>slippers
HIM SLIPPY
>>154032280pardon me for not reading fucking united football league press releases dawg
lel
This Silvers kid ain't it
>>154032297They’ve said it several times throughout the broadcast, including a bunch of graphics.
>O/U 43.5Over bettors sweating bullets right now
Hell of a goal line stand. If the refs hadn’t fuck us out of that STL timeout that they didn’t acknowledge, they wouldn’t have gotten anything at all.
>>154032331thanks, that's how i found out
>>154032342
Defenders actually defending
>>154032342>gambling on minor league foobawishygddt
Love me some Nelly
lol this is bad
>>154032443It's sloppy, but I'll take it over last night's snoozefest
Whoever mixes these halftime shows needs to get fired. They’ve both sounded terrible. I don’t know if it’s the actual engineer on-site or if it’s the broadcast, but whoever it is is making them sound like shit.
>>154032486it could be espn. i went to a cfb game a few seasons ago and rewatching the highlights sounded NOTHING like the real life experience
>>154032486It's definitely the TV broadcast making it sound worse. Way more reverb than you'd hear irl
>>154032499Last night on Fox was even worse.
Nelly seems like one of the good blacks
I remember when Murphy Lee came out with his own line of wine called Freaky Moscato. He was doing in store signings of the bottles. I was working in the beer industry so I ended up at a store he was at. He was sitting at a table all alone, and the store was empty. He looked up at me and you can tell he was wondering if someone finally showed up for him. It was kinda sad.
>>154032547lel we had a country "star" do something similar when i worked at a grocery store in high school. buddy had two security guards and i think a grand total of 7 people showed up
>>154032540If you want to live past 25 as a black dude from St.Louis, you need to be.
>>154032540He's just a pretty smart dude, but I guess the bar is that low, especially in St. Louis
>>154032547I don’t know who that guy is, but that makes me feel really sad for him : (
>>154032595He's part of Nellys group The St Lunatics
SCARRR SOME FACKIN TOUCHDOWNS BATTLEHAWKS CAMMMM AHHNN
>Pineapple QBs
INTERCEPTION
ooooooof
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING
If I can't count on Ta'amu, I can always count on Slippers
>>154032704Good ole arm punt
That kick returner is fucking retarded lol
neither team looks ready to play today
uhhhh, who's ball is it?
>>154032727In the UFL? Say it ain’t so…
>>154032734I think the announcer said 1st and 10 for DC, but the refs never made a call either way.
Damn, is this the first mention of betting in the broadcast so far? That's way down from last year
>Shilling the new over kek
>>154032759nah, they mentioned it right before kickoff as well
where's stormy :(
>>154032759They did some pre-game.
Half the crowd looks drunk lmao
This O-line is so cooked
Quite the slurper so far.
FINALLY
>>154032805It’s pretty much the same as last night’s game.
FUCK WE'RE SO FUCKING COOKED
>>154032595He cheats at softball fuck him
Hal Mumme mentioned
Ta'Amu's getting killed
This is looking like a 2024 season rather than a 2023 season for DC.
D O I N K
DOINK
I’ve seen enough, season’s over.
I don't feel good
hawks o-line is starting to take over
DC offense wheels have come off
They’ve given up.
Defenders arent getting these niggas
fendies literally pulling him down the field
Uh, hello? Isn’t that play illegal?
DATS ILLEGAL Y'ALL
AY YO DATS A ILEGAL BUSSY BUMP
>facemask on receiving teamlmfao
they show that play but not the two game-tying tds in the super bowl when he played for the rams and panthers?
This is going to be a down year for DC.
wtf was that playcall
Bros... Do we got these niggas?
>>154033259No, but I got combatchickens -5.5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKERS
>>154033259no
fendies ain't it
How the fuck is that delay of game on the offense? The ref literally stopped them from running a play with 2 seconds left because the defense wasn’t ready, then threw the flag after getting out of the way when the play clock ran out.
I almost missed the whole game. Any meme plays today?
Holy shit the grass is so green
>>154033294big bobble INT and a goal line fumble is about it
>>154032954hmm
>>154033308Nobody cares about that
>>154033308neat
>Cardinals on the big screen>Battlehawks on the computer>Blues play later onIt's a great day for sports!
>>154033294nah its been a slurper. defenders did successfully kick a 60 yd fg for 4 points though. we'll get some goofy meme plays when my gamblers play later
It's gettin testy
why are they wasting a timeout?
Fuck these refs.
>>154033331Nice. I watched that Kings game yesterday and I had fun with it honestly. What time is the next game going to be? >NO NO NO! I'M THE BOSS>~Fendie's coachlol
>>154033359Always is, best rivalry.
>>1540333664:00 pm EDT on FOX.
>HAVE SOME FUCKING COMPOSURE YOU FUCKING N-
>>1540333664 o’clock EST
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GG
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELFI AM GOIN GTO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
Just keep running your mouth lmaoooo
>>154033380>>154033387Awesome. Thanks guys.
lmfao what an implosion
THEY ARE CHIRPIN WEW LADS
complete fender bender
Kick the FG with 1 second left to rub it in lmao
Stupid thick battlehawk fan
Fuck the Battlehawks, man.
More ungottable niggas. My least favorite type. The Defenders only weakness.
Sometimes it seems like the fans are more lively for the Battlehawks than they are for the Rams. I know that's not likely, but something about the Battlehawks fans seem...better than Rams fans.
Complete implosion by the Defenders. Coach needs to get ahold of that team.
>Indianapolis Clowns vs Bananaswhat sport is that?
>>154033440Bananaball
>>154033436It won’t happen. Last time the team came out like this was in 2024 and they never got it together. They had all the same issues throughout the whole season. O-line is a massive problem just like it was that year and they couldn’t get it fixed then either.
Hopefully Nicks comes back healthy and helps the Battlehawks WR corp
YO FUCK DC
>>154033291Offense made a late sub, defense has to be allowed to match
