Back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!
>sir, cal raleigh has gotten on base a second time
is this nu tho?
How did you get this post through the recker filter? Are you a hacker
Doyers
WE'RE ALL IN HERE>>154042920>>154042920>>154042920
ridiculous statement
Thread wars? On day three of the season?
>>154042998This one was posted first thoughever
stoveminders, condition and temperature of the stove please.
Thougheverbeit.
>>154043016ice cold ;_;
literally me as a mets fan
pretty sure this is the thread tho
>>154043028>ice cold ;_;where is orcspie?
>>154043016Turned off, cleaned up, and unplugged until November.
>>154043036Indeed.
>mariners 2-3-4 hitters are 1/30 this year
WE ALL LOVE WRIGLEY!!
>>154043063>>mariners 2-3-4 hitters are 1/30 this yearare they?
please walk in a run gords cuz /we/ ain't getting a hit
>>154043044Pilot light status?
>>154043070yesmight be 1/29 but i think it's 1/30
>>154043087Are you Foodspie?
Foodpie
>>154043095Just a fan
FAGGets threadShan’t use
>dan brings in legumina to pitch to the heart of the orderdan wilson is the worst manager in baseball
oh god which thread are we in
>>154043128I’m in this one.
>>154043128this one obviously
>>154043128We always post in the first nu posted to the genny, m’lord.
>>154043123>>154043128pick your poison: gay mets thread or doyerpaco thread
>>154043144>We always post in the first nu posted to the genny, m’lord.agreed.
>get home from date night>gf is drunk and goes to bed>get to watch the mariners in peace>turn game on>legumina pitchingwhat did i do to deserve this
>>154043170who was her date with?
How will Mets do tomorrow?
>>154043178this joke was so lame i'm going to the other thread
i'm going to game soon. which game to watch next?
>>154043170Bruh… you’ve lost her if you skipped sexy time for the mariners kek
is this the Muncy thread?
>>154043063>>154043091Ohtani: “Don’t worry about it, there are times like that.”
Cole "SMOOTH AS BUTTER" YoungRally Ferry kid!
>>1540431875+ runs
how is snell already streaming?
>>154042916
Umm but nico hoerner and pca are defense only guys..lol..
FAGGets kek!!!Capitalize the parts not included from the “Mets” nameAlways add three exclamation points.
>>154048455FAGGets kek!!!
>Becomes the first ever college coach to MLB Manager>Could be the first manager fired this season
>>154048701Baseball just seems weird when it comes to managers and coaches. Football and Basketball are prime examples where guys in their 30s and early 40s are coaching college and pro teams. Yet in Baseball, you have to be in your late 40s to early 50s before you can "manage" a pro team.
How many years before every MLB player is named Max Muncy?
>>154042916lewd
>>154048831Bout tree fitty
good morning mariners nation
>>154048936that's a cool hat
>>154048946U outa see his arse
>>154048946Thanks!
what should I watch until baseball
My Os need to score more runs. That or they need to give up fewer runs. They should focus on that today. If they do, I think they can win
>>154048954Thanks!
>>154048974Depends. If you're a cubs fan, just keep watching sissy hypno. If not, watch a full concert of your favorite band on YouTube
>>154048980Dang she's pretty!
3 for 3 bitch
Normal score
>>154048891Very helpful.https://japaoreal.com/2025/04/27/chicanos-japoneses-como-essa-subcultura-sobrevive-no-japao/
My Angels are #1 in AL West
How many today?
I don't think my jays will win today, infield will be way too gassed to save lauer's ass.
>>154048993Luv our based retard Dave
>>154049059Bruh, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads
>>154048995Thought that was a bananaball game for a sec.
DOWNBEATING ME DOWNBEATING ME BEATING ME DOWNDOWNINTO THE GROUND
>>154048701He was such a cunt at Tennessee His teams celebrated first inning home runs like they just won the Super Bowl
>mariners are the late game >again fuck this gay earth
you can tell baseball isn't jewish controlled because ABS would never be implemented if it was
Ironic. The Recker thread has less posting than the doyers thread.
suck on this doyer sausage /mlb/!
>>154049267How is that ironic?
>>154049267Reck em tho?
EMBARRASSING
stankeedoo 'em kek
i think da milwaukee sewers STINK
>>154049297This never happened.
the cubs won that game
>>154049297Post the googly eyes one!!
>>154049327https://youtu.be/MoNROVOkOP8
there's a downed powerline outside my house, what do?
>>154049338touch it, pussy
>>154049320and Joe Poop isn't even a real name
>>154049338
For me it's batting average, home runs, RBI,fielding percentageERA, and W-L
>>154049338unplug your landline and start digging
>>154049345>>154049357don’t… DON’T!!!
diapy doo em!
TWENTY
>>154049338climb up a tree and act like a nutoh sorry, that's how you catch a squirrel
SEVEN
what's gonna be the Roku leadoff game today?
>>154049357
I touched the power line and I'm dead
>>154049338drag your balls across it
I hope you all went to Mass today! It is Palm Sunday. :)Also, my cubbies play today :)
>>154049338This has NOTHING to do with baseball.Mods, you know what to do!
>>154049269Based sausage girl.
Hi everyone, I hope you all have a great day.
>>154049435It was a reference to the horrible start to Judge's season
>>154049416Hello from the Ghost World!
>>154049441Thanks, Perubro. You too!
dodgers are ridiculously overpowered this seasonI guess you can purchase a winning team
>>154049451BOO!
>>154049441What teams did you end up choosing to follow?
it was a reference to my diaper being full
fill this bussy
that must a most kino entrancehttps://youtu.be/Ju1IwASVPAc?si=RwFYGaR7Hjl78j3X&t=35
>>154049458>I guess you can purchase a winning teamonly with Japanese players, if you spend too much on "good" dominicans you end up like the Mets
has anyone ever noticed that uh*shits pants*
>>154049507almost every day
>>154049507that's what diapies are for
>dbags start all 3 games with a 2-0 lead>lose all 3 gamesKEK
>>154049492>doyers
>>154049269love this webM. one of the things that makes /mlb/ comfy.
>>154049528they played pretty tough. their starters pitched well. fortunate the boys came up clutch.
morning.It would be a GOOD morning if his ass was sitting on my face
>>154049578>It would be a GOOD morning if his ass was sitting on my faceWhy? Aren't you straight?
>>154049578talk is cheap
>>154049587I’m straight as an arrow, but I’d give my life for Reckkie
BAD MORNING mariners nation we've got to get the lead out of these BUMS in the top of the lineup.
Railkees/Gaysons today
>>154049607Cal-Julio-Naylor are 2/33
>>154049620Cal and Julio registered hits last night, now Josh needs a couple.Luke and Cole can't win with these cats man.
>>154049606>I’d give my life for ReckkieWhy?
>>154049620>Raleigh, J-Rod and Naylor are batting 1-2-3 next inning>run off to take a quick piss>get back>inning is already over
>>154049608Based minor league appreciator
>>154049637Because he’s so ADORABLE
>>154049608Cheer for Jonatan Clase. Former Mariner legend
>>154049652you can have him back, if i have to watch that fucking bum fumble another routine fly ball
Where do we find the player data on challenge success rate? I think Will has used it well thus far.
cb bucknor games are going to be must-watch this season
>>154049662he might seppuku by the all star break
>>154049644>Based minor league appreciatorAA Binghamton
>>154049620Julio always sucks until May
I think you're a big dummie if you call for a sweep.
>>154049661he's done well on a couple calls, didn't challenge a couple times when he could/should have.
I think you’re a big dummie if you don’t call for a sweep
I think we're all big dummies here
>>154049661Mariners-Guardians series gotta be 75% unsuccessful challenges. Umpchads stay winning
>>154049661Can we sick Jomboy on this issue?
>>154049674>>154049681What happen do this country and the frens I once called fren...
>>154049662>>154049668I think he'll get sick of it and retire. Angel saw the writing on the wall and went out on top.
>>154049674>>154049681>>154049692What did she know? Big dummy.
>>154049710You were never my fren
let's keep it umpie related
I could heem every umpie here
>>154049734with your rancid breath, yeah
>>154049743*taps helmet*
>>154049734watch it, buster
>>154049651What do you think of recker's ass?
>>154049764I'd Reck it, if you catch my drift
>tfw it was a ball but our Catcher used all our challenges in the 1st inning
>>154049734*starts calling every check swing a strike*Watch it.
Ermmmmm ump sisters??? Your response????
I'm watching college baseball and they're using the little league softball bag at first... gross
>gee, Peter. you sure you have time to smoke?>it’s an ABS challenge, Lois, we’re gonna be here for a while
>>15404980488% is still a B+
>>154049804ABS is Ruining Baseball: My Manifesto
>>154049817>ABS is Ruining Baseball: My ManifestoThat won't be necessary; we need a statement not a manifesto.
>>154048701>>154049168Busta Pussy and the Jints FO are finding out the hard way why MLB teams don't hire college coaches to managers right away.
popesox are losing 100 games this season
>>154049843So are the Poodres BAU BAU!
>>154049804CB is carrying the legacy of greatness anon, how dare you tarnish his name
>the call stands
>>154049853>padres have seperate nights for catholics and christiansvolumes
>>154049816it's their job to be almost perfectanything less than 95% is unacceptable
We’re going to speed the game up and make the game more entertaining for fans!>employs the ABS system, adding dead time.>allows teams to make a million pitching changes per game, adding dead time.>allows position players to pitch during blowout games, basically adding dead time.>meanwhile, batting averages continue to drop, and fewer and fewer balls are being put into play.can we behead him now?
>>154049835wtf were they thinking
>>154049462I don't have a team yet, since I'm trying to get an official way to watch MLB games. I've heard of MLB.TV, but as far as I know, I can only find two main subscriptions, called MLB.TV and MLB+.Does anyone has any of them? How do they work? Can they be used outside the US?
>>154049902Ive never heard of MLB+
lets go phils
>>154049889>if you are good at challenging you have infinite challenges >if you mess up 2 challenges you lose them for the whole gameSeems kind of fucking broken and creates an unnecessary edge.
>>154049874Don't forget Jew night
I can't believe there are people that actually like McGriddles. Why would you want to order a soggy tasting sandwich? Give me the humble McMuffin any day.
Happy McLean Day! How we feeling Metsbros?
>>154049182this seems like a bad game from ol' blue
>>154049889fuck manfred
>>154049913hope the Phils win but you lose
>>154049182>buckner fucking up in bostontime is an flat circel
>>154049928steak, egg, and cheese bagel tho
>bet fags in my /mlb/
>>154049338throw rocks and stuff at it to see if it makes a cool sound or spark
>>154049914>if the umpire sucks, you can just overwhelm them with challenges until they crybased.
what the FUCK is there a 5 hour period without a baseball game starting for?
>>154049954get your bully on
>>154049954you mean the antipodeans?
>>154049441y-you too perugpt
>>154049942>time is an flat circelI believe in linear time.
>>154049954>livpedo>echudloling at ur life
I have 9 minutes before the first pitch. You think I can sneak one in fellas?
>>154049964what is an antipodean
Why not just start baseball season on Easter Sunday like hiw the NFL starts their season on Labor Day.
only poorfags/NEETs seethe about betchads
>>154049961First time watching baseball on Sunday?
>>154049979depends on the bull
Reminder that only the first 2 games of the season matter, the rest are just exhibition games... PLAYBALL!
>>154049991we're here for our teams. we don't care about how you degenerate desperate losers spend your money.
>>154049990why would you want less baseball you gooch
>>154049999What the fuck? This is literally the 4th time I got quads within the last month.
>we're here for our teams. we don't care about how you degenerate desperate losers spend your money.
>>154049961Reminder that those start times are only estimates. The games can start whenever the umpies feel like
>>154050017>he doesn’t believe in his team enough to bet on them
>sanchez in LF>lauer starting>kirk restingI want to personally precongratulate the A's.
LGMcomplete the sweep
Gambling is bad for you
>>154050035go create a /bet/ general. if you build it, they will come.
>>154050029>actually, the game starts whenever I feel like it, and pitches are called balls and strikes because I said so, and the game doesn’t end until I call the last out
Alright Lauer, maybe I was wrong.
>tune in>McLean's already got 2 on with no outswhat the hell
Fucking Springer
atta boy georgie
>>154049999There is usually a slate of afternoon games, I know the 4pm game is always last.
SPRIIIIIIIIINGEEERRRRRRRR
>>154050091You’re fucking whom?
>>154050090just setting up a triple play
yeah, I'm thinking we're winning another pennant
Nice start to the game for Rhett Lowder
good catch by the As there tbqh
DEJESUS BTFOSIT DOWN REYNOLDS
>torrensJust fuck my shit up
>>154050100>I know the 4pm game is always last.total west coastie death
I can't decide if I hate ABS or enjoy seeing umpkeks being exposed by it
how is no one biting on McLean's 2 seamer and sweeper? the movement on those is crazy and they look great coming out of his handis he tipping pitches??
Juan Slowto
>>154050117I wasn't a fan until I watched CB Bucknor get BTFO yesterday
>>154050125I saw it on Youtube today haha, the look on his face when Suarez called challenge for the second time lmfao, that was good
>>154050117I absolutely love seeing the umps being humiliated
this inning doesn't matter, mets will score 10 and win again
fishbros...
McLean's stuff should be getting a lot more whiffs and chases. there's something wrong with this picture
Pretty sure Hazel Mae was wearing the exact same dress yesterday
Did they say why alvarez isn't starting today?
>>154050141
>>154050156because catchers need days off
>>154050156vax status?
>>154050156wife is in for an emergency boob job
we are halfway to nu tho.
Yeah keep smiling Lindor, you fucking asshole you always suck in the beginning of the season.
Reminder that if my team literally ever loses it's because manfred dejuiced the balls just for that game so that mountain dew doesnt have to give out as much baja blast.
>>154050115Sorry you have to stay up past your bedtime to watch real baseball but true aficionados watch baseball from coffee time to dusk.
May on the hill today berds edition
>>154050164Unironically
today i'm rooting for:oriolesroyalsathleticsredspiratesangelswhite soxcubsand the indiansif your team was not mentioned, i'm sorry
Geno is off to a ROUGH start
getting my nails done up to support my cubbie bears!
>multiple batters strikeout looking with RISP
goonposters should be genocided
whyd the snorioles give baz any money
>>154050205don't be mad cuz you're low t
>>154050186>may in marchwhere's that guy who said time is linear
>>154050190I'd feel more comfortable if you didn't root for my Reds
>>154050190gonna need a name
>>154050219sausages
>>154050205i like the way it spices up soccer game threads and would like to see it in the genny this year
>call overturned
the mets could win 100 games every season if they didn't suck in march/april
>>154049913hey it's phillies betfag. good luck bro.
Jays easily win 162-0 this season if they don't give up any runs.
>>154050167I disagree.
going to Buc-ee's, do you guys want anything?
the phillies have advertisements behind the plate superimposed on the feed and they literally are making the pitch disappear midflight retarded shit
>>154050261jumbo reduced sodium sunflower seeds
>>154050266the chad merchant versus the virgin athlete
went to the game yesterday. i thought the zoomers being too hyperselfaware to cheer thing was a meme but holy shit, NO ONE under thirty was cheering, clapping, or booing for ANYTHING
Good luck to Jean Boner
>>154050250thanks man, happy we got another season of baseball. good luck to your team (unless your a mets fan)
>>154050261I look like everyone in that video
>>154050261bag o korean jerky please. i'll venmo you
>>154050284
>>154050284lel
>>154050261im actually in this video
>>154050284does the ball need to go over or hit it?
BATY BOYYYYYY
>flyovers go hog wild over a truck stopGrim.
>>154050284>boneri hardly know her
the Baz extension is already paying dividends
>>154050311Hit the sign
metties on da board
>>154050320let those truckers roll
>gayrates fielding
>>154050322way too early to already find this compelling but here I am>>154050329thx
TRIOLO?????????
Damaged scoreboard kino
pie rats defense is worse than you can imagine
based heiny
>>154050356brother we're 2 games into the season what are we doing
>>154050322sewers sitting pretty on top of lead hill
>>154050364funposting. the yankees don't even fit on the chart if i zoom out twice lel
>>154050261>yeah, can you get me some of that gross beef from a gas station? Thanks!
>>154050364appreciating the hot start decrepit Trout has had
>>154050372yeah you right. much better than all the faggots posting about their queer fantasies>>154050375he has returned from the ocean of life fully replenished
ITFCB
>>154050356Trout is back. League is on notice.
>>154050385faster
sanchez bomba
sweet jesus
>>154050397
>RISP Sox
>Corey what would you do if you worked a walk against Jesus Luzardo?
I can't stop thinking about midriffs
please McLean give us 6 innings
vladdy :-)
>>154050403Faster
>>154050391he got his mojo back in the offseason
GAYSCONSIN KEK
Semien handled that beautifully
Fuck you Sproat. Thanks for costing us the sweep.
*taps my helmet after a ball just to get into the head of the opposing pitcher*
GRAND SALAMI
>>154050419
Sproat goat bros...
>>154050428ROTF
>lowe againno...NO!!!
>>154050438That would be based
Thank you gays for trading lowe.
Cutch still got it
sit the FUCK down!!!
what is going on with McLean damn it
>>154050373this but unironically
>>154050445Welcome to the big leagues, kid
>>154050438yeah im calling that an official challenge
>>154050181Sanchez homer was just 417 ft, which effectively 100% without even a smidgen of doubt in the world confirms that this is fact that cannot be disputed.
why are we watching hazel interview these faggots instead of the game?
>>154050445He will be fine, he is still a rookie. Too big of an ass to fail.
white sox stronk
Luzardo tipping pitches again
>rookie of the y-ACK
Holy shit get this retard off the mound already.
Kochanowicz please, I defended you so hard
atp it's gonna be a miracle if McLean gets through 5
>>154050503This.
>>154050463its a shame he wasted his career on the gayrats, i feel for him more than trout
>>154050507SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
no... NO!!
>>154050524I miss him in milwaukee, he was well liked here
KEK >CUSB KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGYFTCxZHlA
>player gets the big contract>turns to shitwhy does this happen?
cubs losing to a guy named weiner lol
>Spencer Horwitz strikes out swinging.israel called, he answered
WBC ruined McLean
>>154050261does Buc-ee's sell babby?
and the season is over cubbros
>>154050524yeah. even if he was a retard and signed an under-market extension with them. it still wasn't good enough for them, either. but then he inexplicably went back there again. always liked him but he should have moved on to greener pastures earlier.
>>154050529babe ruth looked like THAT?!
Reds have already struck out 4 times looking
>>154050542made men. don't have the hunger and drive they had when not making a shit load of money.
>>154050524for a tiny second i thought we were gonna snap him up. would've been hilarious
>>154050261sun chips and a sugar free rockstar please
>>154050555trips of truth
blow gays about to start the season with 10+ Ks in each game
>>154050261ai used to be believable
>>154050391>>154050356Not so fast!
>First career 1-3 inning for Mlodzinksi...
BIG OAK
>>154050329man that looks comf. what river is that
>>154050375>>154050383They put him in the Stafford Chamber. /we/ shoulda tried it on Haniger last year.
>>154050603confluence of the ohio and the licking
Games not over yet chicagofags still a long way to go you didn't win anything yet
its over
attareach breggy bear!
>>154050603Ohio River. GABP is a great ballpark
>417 ft, then exactly 420 ftManfred's giant invisible fans in the sky trying as hard as they possibly can.
>>154050261chopped brisket sandwich and some beaver nuggetswe really need a buc-ees beaver pepe
>>154050636ive got your beaver right here
Bo Bichette was a fucking scam signing
>>154050636translate this into kwik trip
A WILYERIAN BLAST
Mets bros we are so back!
redburds...
今井さん、頑張ってください!
lindor soto and bichette need to be batting 7-8-9, let's get some good hitters like baty torrens and robert jr some more ABs
>3-0 before I could turn the bleepin game onI can haz cubback??
>>154050649>bo bitchtits
>>154050186Update: he sucks
>>154050670shota with the wind blowing out is useless
>autistic kid threw the ball back on the fieldkek
Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
>>154050649youre going to love when he GIDP 3 times in one game
>>154050692we must pray
>>154050670i hope so but shota seems to be cooked
>>154050692I'm thinking it's gonna be a mirthful afternoon.
alright lauer's blowing it now, 10K game is on the ropes
attagidp shota
>>154050702soto and lindor are taking it easy until the weather gets warm so we don't have to worry about that
TOOOOOOJOOOOOOOO SAKAMATO
>>154050713who is that?
lost my mets reaction pic folder. I hope anon from last season with 2 TBs of koreans dancing comes back...
>sproat pitching another inning Humiliation ritual
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Red Sox suck at ABS
JoLo hustle double
>>154050747I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot
>>154050734he's being taught a lesson, it's sink or swim here in the 414 bitch
>>154050728James Franco
Sproat is a fucking terrorist.
Sal Stewart is the real deal
>>154050728>not knowing hudgens
the murakami experiment is progressing on schedule
is Lu Rob officially fixed?
Murakami is actually legit, why was everyone saying he wasn't ready for the majors.
>on pace for 162 HRsStep aside, Blowtani. There's a new Jap GOAT in town
>>154050789no refunds
>>154050811Yeah the Mets fleeced us.
>>154050733I'm not that guy, but I have some.
>>154050799i wanted the anglels to sign him or okomoto and yes i'm still mad about it
>okamoto CHECK>murakamiCHECK>suzukihes on the IL>ohtaniNOPE!
Every run the White Sox have scored this year has been via HR.
>>154050835Not anymore
>>154050835Not anymore ;)
Doyers waiting to host the engines
>>154050835Well till now heh.
Colson Montgomery developing nicely
>>154050830based
>>154050823the guy refused to disclose the size of the drive. so i guesstimate 2 terabytes
>>154050830Ohtani's not on rental
4 runs? in the 2nd inning? in this economy?
Why is the thread so slow?
ABS is ruining Baseball
>>154050612This.
Nice start for Lowder coming back from the injury
Feels weird that there's no 1pm PT first pitch times on a Sunday.
My Angels are back to being an embarrassment
>>154050900damn! whose this dude?
>>154050902I'm quite liking it so far tbqhwyf, I think having sponsors on it is gross though
>>154050918You. In 2 years.
>>154050918The yandex button is your friend.
>walking in runsDid someone tell them to stop swinging at trash
Is Addison Barger the "Bo Bichette" of the Toronto Blue Jays?
>>154050900The dodgers aren't playing
good eye barger
ABS is good but the risk is some players may want to challenge things that aren't great to challenge just because of ego/misperception. maybe only the catcher/pitcher should be allowed to challenge unilaterally. or maybe only HC/BC
>>154050945that's all it would take??
>Chokamoto
>>154050948Yandex sucks now
CMAWRN LINDOR
da LOB jays
>>154050956i like that part of it actually. it's a much bigger fuck you to the umpire than just barking at him on the way back to the dugout
>>154050956That's just a coaching failure in that case, the final say should come from the dugout in a smart team
>Sox Brewers into the 3rd inning>Its been an hour
>>154050994Dogshit pitching will do that.
kwabomoto
lindor :)
orcpie
Happy palm sunday /mlb/
>>154050987I agree it's entertaining to watch the other team fuck it up cuz of a dumb player (just happened to O'Neil Cruz in the Mets game) but I'd hate it if it happened to my team in a high stakes game>>154050992agreed but you have to do it pretty quickly right? so could be an issue if there's a disconnect between the catcher, who probably has the best sense for it, and the coaches
>Sproat still on the moundBruh.
alright lauer, 2 more chances
wow Murakami is crushing it. 3 games, 3 HRs. walking too
>cubes>mestskek
>>154050975Still gives an accurate result for that image.
what if I wanted to throw 3 balls cause I'm really cool
no refunds sewers
>>154051012God bless you metsbro
>>154051012protestants GET OUT
nvm lauer YOU FRAUD that was supposed to be a strike you ruined our 10+K streak
>>154051058>mets fans>christian
>>154051012But I'm Muslim.
can you be a Mets fan if you're not Christian or Jewish?
yeah sproat has to go down
>>154051012Based MetCath I'll see you at St. Joes this next weekend
>>154051079We're all gnostics.
>>154051012palm this bussy
>>154051058Pretty sure all christian denominations observe palm sunday
If you strike out 200+ times in a season the team should behead you in the middle of the field like an old gladiator fight
>>154050900because i'm not drinking today. watching the angels game and thinking about getting some exercise
>>154051079I'm a [spoiler]Sikh[/spoiler] Mets fan
I mean like what the fuck
>>154051131do you have a blue and orange lil knife
>>154051079I'm a gay atheist Mets fan
>be mets>jewish owners>muslim mayor >hispanic fans
uh oh imaibros
>asstros
Jesus Christ. 223 times? At what point do you just step up to the plate without a bat
SOLER
>>154051126hey im not drinking either! how about we take a walk and hold hands
>>154051131get better soon
>only MLB team named for public transit has none
Imai-san…these walks are going to kill him
>>154051162Mark Reynolds?
>>154051139nah only the orthodox Sikhs do that, and a lot of the ones you see are ceremonial (can't be unsheathed). it's a pretty badass symbol though. you're supposed to use it to defend the weak wherever you see them being bulliedI wear the steel bracelet but look like a regular guy other than that>>154051166I heard this joke about a thousand times in middle school lol
>>154051148>be brewer>???
>>154051175yep
varsho is an actual fuckin caveman
>>154051183Joe Poop
TWO Max Muncy's??
HALOS TIE IT
>>154051165on second thought i'm grabbing a beer
just keep hitting pop flies to the best CF in the game right now okay?
>>154051183Theres not many of us but at least we're White.
>>154051202im seein double here, 4 muncys
>>154051190he has the body shape of a beetle but is deceptively athletic
>drawing blood from the ump
>>154051131SAAAAAAR
>>154051131sikh dis bussy
anyone get a pic of umpy fucking bleeding on the field
>UMP BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
That Cubs homer wouldn't have been a big deal if the Nats had just gotten Wiemer home
BREGGY BOMB
YOU COME FOR THE KINGYOU BEST NOT MISS
>>154051182ah ok. i worked with a sikh guy once but we never really talked much because he was in the warehouse
>>154051234THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD NOT ME
HAPP SLAPP!!!
A rough first start for Imai but it’s literally his first time in the big leagues. I can tell he has the stuff to be here, he just needs to minimize the walks and find the strike zone. Miller is the perfect guy to help him figure that out.
Mr. Nu Nu?
>comedy centralkek
Stick a fork in Irvin, he's done
recycle>>154048691>>154048691
Umpie shit his pants in the Jays game
nu>>154051266
Real new>>154042074
>>154051202>Muncy's??Cane's
>>154051234It’s not his blood and it’s for intimidation purposes
why do so many commercials now feature a black man/white woman couple? surely it's not that common right? i don't remember it always being this way (pitching change commercial break, sorry)
>>154051131one of my closest friends is Sikh. probably the kindest person I've ever known.
>>154051257kek
berds are cumming back
>>154051300I'm glad to hear that, anon :)we have a lot of shitheads just like anyone else. but there's a lot of great stuff about the culture too. for instance, a Sikh Temple serves full meals at least 3x a day (and there are pretty much always snacks/drinks) and absolutely anyone is allowed to come in and eat no matter their walk of life. also, proselytizing is forbiddenI wish some of the dumbasses didn't give us a bad name, like the retarded truck drivers who've gotten into accidents. but by and large, it's a good culture and religionenjoy the games today!
>>154051358What's the age of consent in sikh culture?
>>154051378it's 18 in Punjab according to google. it's a pretty conservative culture, though. it's becoming more westernized but people are expected to be family oriented. for instance, I'm the eldest son and it's my duty to help care for my parents, which I'm happy to do. they've sacrificed a lot so I can make a good life here
