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My Nats need to step it up a bit.
>Angels are having a Baby Yeed jersey giveawayMight have to go to that game
Which thread are we using?
Split breads already! And it’s only March!
as much as i would like to use this thread now, i think the other one is first
>>154051321The other one is older
>>154051266what the fuck is this shit on the a's broadcast. the fucking ball literally disappears into the superimposed advertisement
okay it's resolved we'll use >>154048691 for now
>>154051338>>154051354Yeah, but the Athletics are CURRENTLY losing. If we use the other thread first, then the A’s would have already lost
>>154051405who cares
>>154051290nobody cares you fuckin faggot lmao
>>154051290i care you fuckin faggot
>>154052221Thanks>>154052141Suck girthy cock
Happy Sunday, did you give thanks to God on the beautiful day of bayball?
anyone else watch games like this?
my team is owned by a financial services company called Guggenheim but the gentiles are in control
yes but at my gaming desk with a bowl of chips that i simply frog tongue into my mouth
>>154053455if god is so great why did the sox get swept
It is genuinely masochistic at this point. Following the White Sox right now feels less like being a sports fan and more like a test of character that no one asked to take.Coming off a 121-loss historical disaster in 2024, only to follow it up with 102 losses in 2025 and an immediate 0-3 start to 2026, the "South Side Hitmen" identity has been replaced by a team that seemingly finds new, creative ways to break your heart every afternoon.
>>154053698of course
>>154053698I wish I had a setup that would allow that
I see the Brewers are already doing their devil magic
>>154053739>____ ___ ____ ____ _____what did he mean by this
>>154053739>logan no hope
>>154053761
>>154053698I ate exclusively junk/fast food this weekend. It's not sustainable I won't be doing it again.
>>154053764>gape my fat white ass
>>154053741They will relocate and become a good team again
>>154053781>>gape my fat white assobviously you're not recker.
My team won but someone else could probably use this
>>154053778I was a dirtbag this weekend also. thankfully, I don't booze anymore, at least.
>>154053764>watch moesha reruns on upn
>>154053789lel i remember that episode
>no Dodgers game todayFirst off day of the season and I already feel empty inside.
>>154053789delete this. immediately.
>>154053761>cubs fags scoreboard watching 3 games in
>>154053789possibly the GOATed cartoonthat and The Wild Thornberrys are my 2 favorites
>>154053789take it back
>>154053764>eat a tasty double double
the charges, officer?
>>154053815eating a succulent Chinese meal
>>154053801Roki tomorrow and Cleveland has to play later and travel. fresher pen and players will help.
>>154053821klenk
>>154053764>>154053821
>>154053810>The Wild ThornberrysHey Arnold is a first ballot HoF cartoon, but Wild Thornberrys as top 2? It's not even top 5 Nickelodeon cartoons. Real inner circle Nick HoF>Hey Arnold>class SpongeBob>Rocko's Modern Life>ATLA>Rugrats
>>154053854all great choices but I love TWT. in fact I watched the pilot episode a few years ago and it was shocking how much you can learn from it as an adult. I found out some things about local cultural practices that I took notes on lolhow about Doug, Ren & Stimpy, CatDog, Ahh! Real Monsters, etc.? the 90s were fucking elite. I also used to love Zoey 101 and kind of enjoyed All Grown Up. not that I watch any of the new stuff but there's no way any of it comes close
Anyone else feel sorry for White Sox fans?
>>154053854I was a little old for cartoons at the time but fairly odd parents has to be up there
>>154053912not really. I do feel bad for A's fans.
>>154053912no'eries this century
>>154053917Fairly Odd Parents is good, but similar situation as SpongeBob where you need to stick to the classic seasons.
>>154053912I do but I like my team to win so I'll root for them the rest of the season. Especially feel bad for the new Japanese White Sox fans that love Murakami having to put up with riensdorf.
>>154053912Blessed are the White Sox fans for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
>>154053920As are making postseason this year
where my toaster oven chads at
>>154053859Bacon Eggs and cheese?
>>154053789does america actually look like this?made me want to live in a city when I was young
>>154053912Reinsdorf is 90. It's only a matter of time.
I want to watch baseball with this setup.
>>154053956i think we all did
>>154053948Cute pup. Go Brewers.
I present your 2026 NL ROTY. Say something nice about him
>>154053956There are parts of cities that are like this, but they're usually dangerous neighborhoods.
>>154053964that's just winky
>>154053920>>154053945Did you not watch the game today? Or yesterday? Or the day before that?
>>154053956Hey Arnold is a blend of New York and Chicago, but yeah, you can find areas within the city that look like this (townhouses outside of the metro core). You see townhouses in Manhattan, but that's not really fair because the zoning isn't as clean as it's shown to be here. Queens and Brooklyn are probably better matches.Picrel is quintessential Queens, for example.
>>154053764>start a war with iran
>>154053979winky can't stop getting doxxed
>>154053964he is gonna burn that whole forest down, heating that house with a window that big
>>154054013worth it
>>154053996eh the reality is less appealing
U.S. Marines play a friendly game of baseball against Japanese soldiers in November of 1945, just a few months after Japan surrendered in WW2. The Marines won 10-5.
>>154054043welcome to the real world, kid
>>154053964this is the man running the mlb review system. this is where all the challenges go
>>154054046>The Marines won 10-5.Chiba Lotte Marines?
>>154054043It really depends on the neighborhood. Keep in mind that cultures/attitudes have also shifted in the decades since Hey Arnold captured outer-city (but not suburban) life.I'd love to live in a brownstone in Manhattan. My kids would be exposed to an incalculable level of culture if places like The Met and AMNH are a 5-minute subway ride away.
>>154054057ill stick to my cartoons and juiceboxes then
>>154054046Ohtani went 1-4 that game
>>154054029>worth itworth looking into for Ballplayer’s
How do White Sox fans even cope at this point now?
>>154054071US Marines>>154054081>Ohtani went 1-4 that game>in 1945
>>154054043he showed you that pic because he doesn't want you to move here
>>154054083I guess you just go for the Murakami show and hope the rest works out
>>154054096fuck my ass
>>154054096Did I stutter, you little bitch?
>>154053974He hits good. Also, how do pitchers learn to pitch against specific players? They don't pitch against the same player that often I would think.
I hate that I fell for the memes to avoid cities when I finished college. Now I drive one or three hours on a lot of weekends for the most interesting things.
>>154054083by killing themselves
>>154054075beautiful buildingsare these the places where you rent a 10foot room for $1k a week?
If you guys were rich as fuck, would you rather watch baseball from your city penthouse or from your rural mansion?
The White Sox at least have more hope than the Rockies. Reinsdorf will die soon, but Monfort isn't going anywhere for a long time.
>>154054083Suicide pacts
>>154054131If I was rich as fuck, I'd have season tickets to my team and go to every big game I want Marlins Man style.
I remember being really angry and wishing death on the opposing team when my cubbies lost... Now I'm more calm. Am I losing my sovl? Or growing up...
>>154054131Skyscraper so I can throw rolls of nickels onto the scum below.
>>154054130no haha that's for the normal rat racersnice brownstones are multimillion-dollar properties owned by very wealthy individuals. they're pretty much just as prestigious as owning a luxury condo 30 stories uppicrel is the interior of one
>>154053996>Picrel is quintessential Queens, for example.noqueens is an absolute shit hole
>>154054131when i win the lottery (5 million) im buying the rays
>>154054131i would go in a rotation: prime first row home plate box, concourse game, row a of bleachers
>>154054167queens is a filthy, disgusting, drug-filled shit hole over run by negros and latinos
>>154054131I'd rather live in the sticks. nature and being able to see the night sky, not hearing machinery, dealing with crazies or retards.
>>154054172>when i win the lottery>RaysAverage Florida man.
>>154054161doesn't look worth it t.b.h.
>>154054167I just mean townhomes are quintessential Queens. Obviously there are some gross places as well, but that goes for pretty much any city. I still think Queens probably has the best Chinese, Korean and Indian food. They've got an argument for Thai as well.If friends are ever visiting, we spend all of our time between Manhattan and LI (where I live), though.
>>154054183queens = shit hole, a hole, a hole full of shit
>Get hyped for the new season as a life long rockies fan>Start the season 0-3are some teams just doomed to never succeed? can i expect in a world series in at least...15 years?
Met queens kek
>>154054184>Moving to the sticks to avoid crazies or retards
>>154054131rural mansion easyhaving a nice place in a city is like having the best stall in a bathroom
a lot of white sox hate going on rn yet nobody addresses the fact that they rolled out their FA closer into a bases loaded situation in the 8th inning.
>>154054210gtfo my property
>>154054194You're seeing one room of a multi-floor home. Trust me, it's worth it, especially with the quick access you have to basically any interest that exists. >>154054184Idk about living in the sticks. I'm pretty sure that's how you get cannibalized or killed over some totally random shit by inbred hill people.
>>154054203Maybe when the MLB gets a salary capOtherwise no. Only 4-5 teams can afford to buy an WS
>>154054167why do they write the street's name on the ground?
>>154054083I'm simply trying to focus on Moony's performance.
>>154054243that's a google earth marker
>>154054131I would not want to live in a rural location in most of the United States.
Munetakasan…..I kneel
>>154054008kek Shizuka Kudo
>>154054260whys that sweetie
>>154054183This cannot be real kek
>>154054269rural america is equal parts boring and difficult to get around in
>>154054236dogs and guns in case of emergency which happens everywhere. you got your hands full if a determined, insane person targets you no matter where you are.
>>154054228I see no hate. quite a bit of woe is me though.
>>154054203probably not. how exactly will they improve enough besides hitting on a future HoFer draft pick? they dont hire impactful free agents and have been bottom of the barrel for almost 5 years. they need to wipe the board clean in the roster and front office if they want a chance. i think only 10 players are worth holding onto and burn the rest
>>154054279could you really be bored living here?
>>154053739This guy overreacts so much lol
>>154054301yes. can't walk to shit
>>154054269>>154054279>rural america is equal parts boring and difficult to get around inFor the reasons noted by this anon and because much of it is nondescript or ugly. In addition, I'm largely not fond of the people I've encountered.
>Randy Vasquez threw 7 different types of pitches yesterdayThey weren't kidding when they said he was trying to become the Dominican Yu Darvish
>>154054203It could be worse. At least you aren't a White Sox fan. Their bullpen blew the game they could have won today that wasn't a blowout.
>>154054301i would love to plow a twink over each one of those balconies
>>154054312>not taking your private helicopter or just building a dedicated room for whatever you want to do
>>154054301i would love to be plowed over each one of those balconies
>>154054298It's completely warranted though.
Where is woe poster?
>>154054323if i'm rich i'm spending as little time indoors or in vehicles as possible
>>154054278It can't? Where are you from, Utah? It is very real, and it is typical all over Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, and Manhattan, and even some parts of Staten Island.
>>154054335The real one? Killed himself back in 2018 we know this as a confirmed fact. The fake one? Probably also killed himself in 2024.
Gonna take my gf to Maggy's Deli after the game. What should we get?
imagine pissing off the 128th floor to relieve the stress every time Bo Bichette strikes out with RISP
>>154051290Are ya winning son?
>>154054348Why 2018?
>>154054355the beef tartare is exquisite
>>154054359imagine getting piss drunk and blaring grindcore in there at 3:22 in the morning
>>154053739>>154054309>the first series of the season was their world series
>>154054355bacon egg & cheese obviously
>>154054359looks comfy but I know I'd start feeling claustrophobic in no time
>>154054359>ywn have an outdoor hot tub 300 feet above a bustling metropoliswhy live
>>154054373after paying 8 figures i don't think they can stop you>>154054385there are 19 rooms with 14-foot ceilings. maybe you just don't like heights>>154054393to make it happen for yourself
>>154051266i think the A’s could win the AL West
>>154054400nothing to do with heights. it's the sterile surroundings. I like walking around barefoot in grass and being around trees. seeing birds and insects every day. all of that shit.
>>154054428yeah they have that in big cities too
>>154054355get the tacos con cagar. you will NOT be disappointed
Baseball is so awesome!
>>154054348F
>>154054425kek
>>154054428yeah, but I want to step off my back porch for it. I don't want to take an elevator down to the lobby and talk to anyone I don't want to or even make eye contact on the way to where I want to go.
>>154054355actually most first world countries have favela shanty towns apparently
>>154054425Loli!
>>154054443t. peff
>>154054454meant for>>154054434obv
>>154054121i wish i spent my 20s living in a city instead of in the suburbs. i'll do better next life
>>154054454>talk to anyone I don't want to or even make eye contact on the wayboy do i have some excellent news for you about lower manhattan
>>154054428>>154054454I respect it. work hard and you'll be /mlb/posting from here in no time
>>154054220>>154054269Where in Australia do you live, Australiaanon?
>>154054443Baseball is so not awesome.
>>154054471my berds will surely keep him in check
>>154053953>my blow gays swept a good team!!no they didn't, the A's are ass
>>154054471we do not miss him
>>154054167it makes sense with dominicans love the mets so much. it really does feel like home
Which of the 0-3 teams has the highest chance of bouncing back and which are praying for a lock out next year?
why are you guys acting like every player's season is written in stone after 3 (three) games
>>154054131If I were rich, I would like to get a baseball team and work my way up from the minor leagues to the major leagues.
>>154054503look at their division
>>154054520welcome to march baybaw
>>154054279>boringI hear a lot of young people say this, who think you need nightlife for somewhere to be nice to liveone of the girls I was seeing last year said she loves living in the city because theres great concerts on (travis scott and taylor swift)boring people normally
>>154054512rockies are surprisingly going to be both
>>154054301i would love to watch someone get plowed over each one of those balconies
>>154054503you clearly didn’t watch them last yearKurtz and Wilson are very good
>>154054473I\m very "with it" and can talk to almost anyone and come off as engaging and pleasant but I prefer being in my own head most of the time.>>154054476I'm happy where I am in my little house in mostly rural America. my neighbors are about as close as family without being blood relations and don't bother anyone. anything I need in life is within a 30-minute car drive.
perubot is getting cleverer...
>>154053960Reinsdorf has already agreed to sell the team to 48 year old Justin Ishbia in 2030. Ishbia owns the Suns and has been as bad of a sports team owner as Reinsdorf.
>>154054481sydney :(in the burbs but want to move down the coast where I can buy a house across the road from the beach for cheap
>>154054529i just like walking to baybaw and restaurants
>>154054540good for you, anon. wishing you many years of productivity, happiness, and good health
>>154054540yeah i was saying nobody looks at anybody else in manhattan
>>154054167>>154054183I used to think these were just malicious fake photos created by AI, but it turns out they're real.It's like something out of fallout.
Are the A's still moving to Vegas?
>>154054571>a shoddy used car lot is equivalent to a post-nuclear wasteland full of cannibal mutantsyou really shouldn't be teaching those 3rd grade kids english
>>154054355>What should we get?botulism and legionnaire's disease
>>154054579supposedly but who the fuck knows anymore lol
>bo bitchtitsfugging rekt
>>154054559right back at you bro>>154054563mb, yeah, that's even more lame and uncomfortable in its own way
>>154054425>!klenk
>>154054549To each his own. I for one don't like beaches.
Alright, Mariners, you better put together a complete game tonight.
>>154054579i hope they stay in Sacramento
Railkees and Gaysons split the doubleheader
>>154054579there's a new problem every day, it might not happen
>>154054563>yeah i was saying nobody looks at anybody else in manhattan>>154054588>mb, yeah, that's even more lame and uncomfortable in its own wayThank goodness for that. I abhor eye contact.
>>154054609beer count?
bros what games do I even GET with this MLB plus subscription....I bought the free trial for the $60 plan and so far every game needs the top tier subscription...............
>>154054634>she fell for it
>Marlins Acquire Leo Jimenezjayfish bros
Are chisox fans really melting down after just 3 games?
>>154054634>bought the free trial??
>>154054609my bisons :-D
>>154054659idiot
>>154054596what the sigma
>>154054355You could tell anyone this is Haiti and they'd believe you.
The Yankees have proudly announced that starting with the first home game of the 2026, all men's bathrooms in Yankee Stadium will have tampon dispensers. Yes, it's true.
will random foreign seethe towards America ever end?
I'm out tonight for most of the game so go M's.
>>154054685nta but beaches fucking suck. sand gets all over everything, the water is gross and smells bad
>>154054623>I abhor eye contact.I used to be that way but "grew out of it" in my twenties. now, it feels more awkward to be avoidant than just a casual nod or 'sup or something similar along those lines.
>>154054691The Yankees have embraced the woke years ago
>>154054691they added that for jazz
>>154054701eh it's just a cultural thing up there
>>154054700american beaches prob polluted to heckwe have showers at every beach so you wash off before you hop back in your car, also probably a skill issue if youre getting sand all over your stuff
do you have a wicked cool aquarium next to your ballpark?
>>154054627I had two. I forgot they end sales before the end of the first game
>>154054723wut on earth
>>154054685>what the sigmaI don't know how to swim, don't like people at the beach, and don't like aesthetics of many beach locations and towns. I do like dramatic, rocky coastlines such as at the Twelve Apostles and Chapman’s Peak Drive outside Cape Town though.
>>154054709kek. yeah, I've spent plenty of time in the cities and you are a weirdo if you try to make eye contact with strangers. will still stare a hole through an attractive female regardless.
>>154054722across the river but yes
>>154054717no matter how thoroughly you think you clean up you always bring sand back with you
>>154054729>I don't know how to swimwhat the sigma
>>154054700>sand gets all over everythingI don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
>>154054657Did you watch those 3 games?
>>154054750what movie? I remember that line.
genspark, dial in this post
I hope Bichette enjoys the money
>>154054770>what movie? I remember that line.Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
>>154054784I've seen that movie and I don't believe you
SUNDAY NIGHT BASEBALL ON NBCJASON BENETTI THE BEST ON TV
Emerson Hancock gonna shove tonight. Mariners need a big win here.
dub gleed has a good meme name
mests kek
>first sunday night broadcast of the year>biggest night of the week for baseball>literally nothing else on tv to siphon viewers>it's Cleveland vs. Seattle>on PeacockBravo Manfred
>>154054801Doug Glanville
>>154054794>I've seen that movie and I don't believe youWhat does your heart tell you?
>>154054425>One good post in 300Are we cooked chat?
>>154054805Where did my car go? I thought I would save money parking here instead of forking over the $50 fleece fee at Citi Field!
>>154054815not to wrack my brain trying to remember something that ultimately isn't really that important
>>154054805>I dont like sand>america covered in dust
My chihuahuas choked again! All they had to do was bunt!
>>154054805>>154054839>>154054848you jest but these niggas with rundown shops that they refuse to renovate make bank. as american as apple pie baby
>>154054544He must be stopped
>>154054875we must prompt inject him
>>154054840you could've googled it btw
>>154054701For me it’s >*head nod* how ya doin
>>154054815bit the bullet and googled it. didn't watch that shit. must have heard it or something similar elsewhere.>>154054897see above
>>154054887i hardly know him!
>>154054903we're one and the same
>>154054840>>154054907Your arrogance blinds you.
respectful reminder that you're not allowed to post in this thread unless you've seen picrel
>>154054907And I thought they smelled bad on the outside
>>154054903>not the casual eyebrow raisengmi
Getting kinda sick of people telling me Jose Ramirez is le underrated. Maybe 8 years ago.
>>154054934I don't know what this is. posting anyway.
>>154054856Chihuahuabro, what are we gonna do about Campy... he's out of options and hasn't gotten an MLB hit since September 2024
>>154054919Is that Manoah?
My stupid stinky shitty Royles!
>>154054934umm sweetie we don't watch gay porn...
>>154054945he's a real one. showed immense loyalty to Cleveland. any team would be lucky to have a star player like him. it's so rare to see someone commit their career to one club nowadays but it's awesome every time you see itdidn't he also drop Bautista a few years ago? lol
>>154054934whos the cutie
>>154054929I'm guessing that's from one of the newer Star Wars movies. familiar with the lore of headstrong young Anakin.>>154054938I'm fine not being able to pinpoint this shit. I'm not looking this one up.
Sing it with me!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
>>154054953>>154054963reportedEWS friendsmaxxes and baybawmaxxes at the same damn time you charlatans>>154054974zoey deutsch. watch the movie, she's good. tyler hoechlin and glen powell are the best
>>154054974>whos the cutieGlen Powell
>>154054980Now this is padresing
>>154054986looks like a dazed and confused knock off anyway
cow waweigh dinger incoming
>>154055014you fool, you absolute buffoon, you quaking ignoramus! it's made by dickie linklater, who directed both of them. it's a spiritual sequel to d&c that takes place in collegeit's pure S O V L
>>154054985what about that time the Mest had that black tranny sing the national anthem
>>154055001a (you) for the pun. I remember that from the trailer at least
>>154054986this is a sandlot genny
>>154054985anyone have this clip of the fat gay mets fan with audio?
>>154055026>ywn watch slackers for the first time ever againwhy go on
>>154055026didn't he do the movie with a meat packing place? I've been out of the loop for years now. I mostly watch yt vlogs nowadays.
>>154055027kekaronie
>>154055033Rookie of the year better
>>154055036I don't, but I found this
>>154055033sandlot's a classichave you seen eephus? came out last year. it's great>Grown men's recreational baseball game stretches to extra innings on their beloved field's final day before demolition. >>154055047iktfbwe live to find more of that magic>>154055050i don't think so
a naylor dinger is not coming
This new manager the Giants have seems like a total geek and will only last the season.
>HE'S CALLED BIG DUMPER BECAUSE HE HAS A BIG BUTT GET IT >HAHAHA ISNT THAT FUNNY>LETS TALK ABOUT THIS PLAYER'S GIANT ASS ALL THE TIME
>>154055075they hired a young college party dude because he had good vibes. they forgot how much of a meme college baseball kind of is
these hawaii baybaw announcers always talk about everything but the game lmao
>The Seattle Mariners!
>>154054919Good! Fuck that street preacher. He's been a menace from Seattle to Tacoma for at least 15 years. Everyone is tired of him and there have been numerous complaints made about him, yet the cops won't do do shit about how loud his speaker is, which is ear-piercing within 50 feet. Fuck that asshole.>>154055072Eephus was amazing, once it turns dark outside, it becomes just a little too ridiculous, but still a great movie. Fucking hell, Naylor, get it together.
>>154055098ive never said this
>>154055072>i don't think sojust looked it up. It was Fast Food Nation I was thinking of and he did direct it.
>>154055072>have you seen eephus?the eephus is the most gangsta pitch in baseball.
>Two leadoff walks>1-2-3 inning followup
>>154055098faggotners kek!
if there were 2 runners on base, why would you strike outa home run would get you 3 runs bro, why strike out when you could hit a home run
>>154055098He looks like he’s having fun
>>154055108I loved Spaceman's cameo and the old fella umpiring/calling the game. Pure kino. I think they knew how ridiculous it was to try playing how they were, which is why half the guys were sick of it. But it's all about the love of the game.>>154055121Gotcha. Haven't seen it.>>154055126Not the knuckle?
>>154055108Agreed I’ve only been to T-Mobile three times and he was a loud annoying faggot each time. Someone should just clobber him with a bat and get it over with.
>>154055144>Not the knuckle?No. Decidedly no.
>>154054945He's overrated desu
>>154055144>Haven't seen it.it was good from what I remember like the other stuff of his I watched
major league is the best baseball movie
feels like this games about bust
>>154055183Oh yea? What’s his name?
do they have some Australian or something in the booth?
>>154055177And A League of their own is the best baseball TV show because it has hot women having sex with each other in it
>>154055072Unbelievably kino movie, shame it hasn't gotten more recognition
>When these oddballs>try to play hardball,>the results are totally screwball!Poster guy was so proud of this one kek
>>154055228used to be an art form
¿Qué onda?
>>154055201No team would sink that low
>>154055239Dodgers are going to win their third championship in a row, aren't they
>>154055220agreed. really captured the magic of loving baseball through the old fella calling the game
>>154055253No.
>>154055253he would be so sexy if he wasn't a fucking d*dger...
What’s Clayton Kershaw's skin color?
>>154055279Shades of Timothy
nice ad peacock
>>154055228why just those three? what about Cerrano, Hayes, and Harris?
>>154055289>Shades of Timothy?
>>154055033>>154055072BASED!
>>154055293I just turned it on and they fucked that up and then an Australian started talking and I knew this was a quality broadcast
>>154055311why did they bring in an Aussie to do broadcasts
Asa Lacy on screen for one second. Future Royal
>>154053996common misconceptionhey arnold is actually based on seattle, with bits of brooklyn mixed in
ill show you a foul tip
>>154055338That's Ryan Roland-Smith. He's a former MLB reliever for the Mariners. You should be nicer to him.
>>154055372klenk
enjoy the zen. we'll be right back.
>>154055381StarterHANCOCKANCOCK
>>154055364oh shit interesting
i wanted arnold's bedroom so fucking bad when i was a kid
>>154055364>Hey Arnold! takes place in the fictional American city of Hillwood. Creator Craig Bartlett described the city as "an amalgam of large northern cities I have loved, including Seattle (my hometown), Portland (where I went to art school) and Brooklyn (the bridge, the brownstones, the subway)";[5] the city also contains inspirations from Chicago, such as a baseball field called Quigley Field (a reference to the real-life Wrigley Field).
>just plunk donovan and collect three automatic outs right afterhow is this allowed
>>154055410>i wanted arnold's bedroom so fucking bad when i was a kidWhatchu talkin' bout Willis?
>>154055439the glass roof thing that opened up
>>154055442The bed remote and the sound system for me
Look at all of this warning track power by the Mariners. Fuck. Has anyone here attended a perfect game? I was at pic related. On a random day, I told my nieces we were to the game later that day and we sat in RF. I was so angry watching my team play so badly. Of course I clapped at the end out of respect of baseball history. On the way out, they were handing out Military Coins for Military Appreciation Day. My nieces and I have tickets stubs and 35th anniversary Military coins as keepsakes of this day.
>>154055439
>>154055453fuck. yeah those too
Fucking interviews why is this shitallowed just showthefucjng gane
>>154055457no but i was at what has to be one of the only games in history with a cycle and a reliever hitting a home run
>>154055479Damn, Cincinnati anon. You and I have some interesting baseball lives. I'm truck anon who wants to travel to more stadiums. I'm super lucky to have seen a perfect game and my nieces still talk about it. Your experience is pretty rad too.
Wincinnati-san, where do I get the best bbq in Cincinnati?
>>154055507i'd definitely take a perfect game over it, that had to be unreal. i think there were like 5,000 of us in the ballpark that night too lel
HANCOCK IS LOCKED IN
Thanks for Nimmo, Metsies.
>>154055517https://maps.app.goo.gl/Dq7LLP1wDp2U17V96
>>154055523his pitch count is getting high tho
>>154055529Did he bring the hammer?
>>154055531based and saved, thanks
>>154055537>>154055523What's it at? I'm on the radio.
>>154055545any time bro
real slurper in seattle right now
>>15405554670 through 4.0
>>154055546I think 69 (nice)
KWAB
fucking idiot, I would have caught that
>>154055563>69 (nice)I say this
That's the break we needed! Please come up with a knock here, Cole.
>>154055562>>154055563Oof, and the bullpen is short tonight too. Well back to the road.
The old pitcher keeps saying Indians
That ball almost hit him in the dick
>>154055583Hopefully we see some Brash tonight.
elite
>>154055589Cup check!
Automatic nigga.
the meminers are winning
"Little" Leo Rivas! Man the bottom of >our order has been producing all weekend.
little Leo!
>>154053789for me? It's Mickey Kaline.
I dont like those seattle unis, they look really boring.
its the trail of tears all over again
SIGN THAT EXTENSION FOR DONAVAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
That wouldn't have happened if they were still called the Indians
GIVE HIM BACK I WANT A REFUND
why dont teams ever pinch hit some midget just to get an easy walk?
How was that a double and not an error
>>154055640The best we can do is $3.50.
>>154055619hell yeah ron perlman
>>154055540Fuckin A right
>>154055643Midgets got banned when the browns hired one as a gimmick
>>154055613source?
>>154055522wasn't that the game Lorenzon went yard? after his dad died, I think.
>season is like 25% over and i still havent been able to use my mlb.tv
Washington State Ferries getting a shout out. I love taking the ferry during the summer. It's fucking legit. I'm gonna get one of those on Tuesday night. >>154055678GLORIOUS
>>154055576>KWABSNEED
>>154055671https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CIN/CIN201808290.shtmli can't remember the exact circumstance but you might be right
>>154055640sorry, no taksies backsies
>>154055658Nice
1ST BASE ASSIST
>>154055678thatsa good scorebug...
NINE (9) STRIKEOUTS
>>154055694nah, the time I was thinking of he did it against the Dodgers because I watched it on tv. He was comforted in the dugout by the manager as he wept. pretty powerful stuff and everyone was happy for him.
The dodgers aren't losing a single game this season. Ohtani with his weapons freeman and yamato is going to force a literal GOD season so everyone even babe Ruth's great grand children will see be forced to see who the superior baseball GOAT is (it's ohtani if you didn't know).
>>154055706cosi
>>154055713Why can’t they hit his fastball?
now that murikami and okamoto are massive successes, will every org plunder the NPB?
>>154055718yep. now that you mention that you are absolutely right
>>154055728It's too fast for mortals. Okay, Julio, let's see some elite baserunning.
>tomorrow is the first day of the year with 15 (fifteen) Major League Baseball games scheduled
Daniel Sneedman
the cubs STINK
Rice Arena!!!
I'm introducing my 70-year-old colleague (attorney) to kbbq tomorrow. Unfortunately, it will be at the same time as the Mets game. I hope the Korean joint will have the game on.
kek what a kwan
>>154055746So tomorrow is real opening day?
Wow, and to think, the Mariners only have 7 batters in their lineup!
>>154054969It was Tim Anderson. Ruined that poor nigga's soul and career. The Bautista punch was somebody else.
Is there a worse fate than being a fan of the Chicago White Sox?
Randy did something good and man that LF is garbage. More runs for the runs god!
>>154055771Odor
>>154055768I think so, but your words, not mine.
>>154055765based i love those places
>>154055778i look like this and make this face
>>154055788nothing like paying to cook your own meal
>>154055773The saddest thing is this stuff will happen but the team likely won't ever even know let alone care.
Pour it on, like I pour my honey onto my oatmeal!
>>154055797exactly. my autistic ass adores that level of control
How many more losses for the Jints to realize that hiring Tony Vitello was a mistake?
>raleighshit>raleygoodHow'd that happen?
Imagine being a Sacramento Las Vegas Oakland A's fan in 2026 worst baseball franchise of all time only dumb niggas support that shit sorry ass excuse of a franchise below the Reds Rays and White sox all above the A's in overall accomplishments
>>154055788Same. I think he'll enjoy it. I took him to Fogo de Chao a month or two ago and we feasted like kings. He's been a great mentor to me so I'm glad we can do stuff like this.
>>154055814*rolls you into a cigarette and smokes you*
>>154055825lol
All A's fans are Retarded lmao We are going to make the playoffs this season btw we are still playing in a minor league baseball park head ass
>>154055814Nice try Jerry Reinsdorf. The White Sox are the worst team and it's not even close. Don't bring the A's to their level.
>>154055814honestly I'd rather be an A's fan than an Angels fan. The Angels ownership is sheer incompetence.
Run it back bros I'm not feeling so good
>>154055805couldn't you just.. nvm
>>154055814overall they have a more exciting group of players than half the teams in the league today. that's worth something
>sunday night slurper
the aussie mariners 'tator is kino but his accent sounds like a faggy american
>>154055857bro they could make any cuisine into a "you cook, we clean up" model and i would pay out the ass for it
>>154055814they could be competitive with a better bullpen and coaching staffthey have a really solid lineup but they swing at everything
>>154055820what kind of law do you practice?
>>154055869I specifically avoid that broadcast when finding streams because of the australian accent.
>>154055869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaZmBFTxW9M
>>154055869We need vocawoospie now more than ever…
>>154055825>>154055831https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SttwmfaSOF4
>>154055881>>154055869imagine being this xenophobic
>>154055878I'm a 34-year-old litigation paralegal. I hope to start attending law school this fall. I'd like to have background expertise in Constitutional Law while litigating Administrative and Commercial Law that intersects with AI governance.
>>154055852You won the opener and scared DeGrom from starting.
Okay Tom the A's fan keep dick riding your team to no end Btw the A's aren't ever coming back to Oakland they would move to Montreal before they ever consider moving back to Oakland and keep smoking that A's pre roll since you never rolled a joint in your life
>>154055869vocawoo his azz
Now would be a good time for an easy grounder for a DP.
>>154055895>>154055919get new material fellas!
>>154055907yuck. gl with that. private firm or state? regardless I'm rooting for you Captain America.
>tardians
>>154055924Just call me a wizard! EZ DP!
>>154055925wuh oh...
nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cheesed to strike you out
>>154055814tell us what fullstopspie do to you...
>>154055928Ideally, private firm --> federal appellate clerkship --> senior associate at leading big law firm --> equity partner or GC for frontier tech.I promise that if I realize my goals, I'll work for every hardworking, red-blooded, good-faith American. Pax Americana is before us, anon.
>>154055784That's right; what a fuckin punch.
>>154055943no… NO!!!https://vocaroo.com/1a9lKnatgLYN
>>154055907It's good do work as staff before lawyering. Remember how much work they do for you once you're on the other side.
>>154055953i sound like this and say this
>>154055953I sound like this and say this
And the White sox are superior to the A's in every way literally won a world series back in 2005 have been relevant and a good team with a winning record in the last 5 to 10 years when is the last time the A's even made it to the world series and the A's greatest accomplishment in the last 20 years was beating the white Sox in the playoffs in 2020 which literally does not mean shit and haven't accomplished shit since beating the white Sox in 2020 was the A's world series
who's bright idea was it to schedule multiple 4 game series during opening weekend? I wanna watch my team play other teams you know!
>>154055944you've no concerns about AI rendering the role you aspire to have obsolete?
Donavan sees the ball so damn well. I love contact, line drive, hitters.
>>154055972it'll never happen. law, accounting, etc. will never not need human input
>>154055899Kek, still funny to me
cow rowwy finally did something?
Man, that Guardians LFer is getting so much work tonight, he's gonna need a 1099.
why would they bat JRod behind Raleigh? are they stupid?
>>154055982brother sent it to me coincidentally a few hours ago having forgotten that I sent it to him severalyears ago
You just might be Retarded Jerry lol
>>154055958Very true.>>154055972Some, but not at an existential level. AI will replace those who are average or below. AI will be a complementary tool for those who are killers in their fields. AI will also democratize the business of lawyering, making it easier for talented attorneys with less capital to compete with large firms because manpower/labor hours will be viewed in a radically different light in the coming years.Lastly, AI will never replace litigators. Litigation is an art as much as it is a science. Controlling a courtroom requires hours and hours of on-the-spot execution. Courts will simply not allow AI to play this role. It will be highly useful as a sidekick, but never as lead trial counsel.Lastly, systems governance is a niche that transcends AI because it tackles the very existence of AI in a way that precludes any bottom-line input from AI.TL;DR: I'm betting on my skills, as every person in this brave new world ought to.
>>154056009Any relation to Joe Poop?
>>154056009im not Retarded Jerry tho
>>154055970The irony of contradicting yourself in the same sentence Go to be Jerry Reinsdorf
are we pencilling the phillies in for the spoon yet?
>>154055953kek!
>>154056036Yea of course
cleveland isn't very good
>>154055979>>154056010I just don't put anything past the puppet masters to marginalize the efforts of anyone rocking the boat and threatening to create a more level playing field but remain hopeful regardless.
I need nu
>take out starter during a no hitterMariners deserve to lose this game now
>>154055953>>>154055895>>154055919vocawoo!
>robbing us of the no hitter because of "LOAD MANAGEMENT" sounds gay and lame
whats the /mlb/ equivalent of a no hitter?
>>154056055For top businesses, capital, I believe, will equate to compute. Luckily, law doesn't implicate the need for massive amounts of energy. Ultimately, you must be able to think for yourself and come up with the right strategy/arguments. Using AI to peruse case law and discovery and legal papers only goes so far. It's, ultimately, an oral exam that demands creativity and extemporaneous navigation.AI will displace many jobs. The humanities and soft skills will be more important than they have been for many decades. Make sure you can work a room, anon.
>reliever immediately gives up a hitSee, managers caring too much about """load management""" are the reason we had ZERO no hitters last year and why we'll never see another perfect game
/nu/>>154056090>>154056090>>154056090/nu/
>>154056081when badspie doesn't get (You)s
>>154056081going an entire thread without posting Recker.
>>154056081no chikky meltie
>>154056081a thread without any discussion of assfucking
