PREVIOUS: >>154051266MIA: Marlins acquired INF Leo Jiménez from the Blue Jays for INF Dub Gleed and $250,000 in international bonus pool moneyBAL: Ryan Helsley picked up his second save of the season on Sunday, working a scoreless ninth inning to protect a two-run lead against the TwinsPIT: Ryan O’Hearn went 3-for-5 with two RBI as the Pirates topped the Mets 4-3 in 10 innings SundayHOU: Isaac Paredes went 2-for-5 with a pair of doubles and two RBI on Sunday, leading the Astros to a 9-7 victory over the visiting AngelsCIN: Eugenio Suárez drilled a three-run homer that proved to be all the Reds needed Sunday in a 3-2 win over the Red soxMIL: Trevor Megill slammed the door on the White Sox on Sunday, working a scoreless ninth inning to preserve a two-run advantageWSH: Joey Wiemer homered, tripled and went 3-for-3 in a win over the Cubs on SundayTOR: George Springer hit a leadoff homer in a win for the Blue Jays on Sunday over the Athletics
>>154056090Metsies
my favorite female athlete is Anri Okita. which team should I root for?
dodgers
resd
>>154056085didnt yamamoto throw a no-hitter against the Os last year?
DPDPDPDPPDPDPDP
pfma
>>154056071>>154056085it's the first week of the season
'ners
>>154056128and we could've already gotten a no hitter, instead we need to "manage the load" and avoid overworking pitchers or whatever.
>>154056129looks like a zoomer creepypasta monster
Ok so the April 12th sunday night baseball game is on normal NBC
>>154056139Trust the analytics chud
nigga named calzone
comfy bakerspie thread
Name one even just one team in the entire world that's worse to be a fan of than the White Sox.
>>154056129Hey, and the Indians logo is in the background. What a coincidence.
>>154056141lol it's some stro fan kid's sleep paralysis demon
>dodger fans are spending 70 dollars + tax on a refillable souvenir cup because it has Ohtani on itonly in LA, I've literally never been stopped when I bring a normal 10 dollar souvenir cup to games and refilled my drinks lol
icymi
>>154056153what's the deal with the turtle
>>154056183it was before the Jays were a SHELL of their former selves
>>154056084I think your confidence is commendable and I'm not trying to argue against what you're saying but I do believe enough of the courts are ultimately captured by powerful interests not at all persuadable by any argumentation regardless of merit. I feel it's mostly the case in every established country.
>>154056163anglelsthey had a potential dynasty and decided to just not do anything
I remember when they aired that hyphen commercial. The best all-time Mariner commercial is Larry Bernandez.
>>154056195the bartolo colon line was actually funny
How are you guys feeling about the NBC Sunday Night broadcast? Do you like it better than ESPN's coverage?
>>154056183they decided the skydome itself needed a mascot, think it was based on franklin
>>154056129What are those logos? Was this a minor league game?
>>154056179now you get to play the Rockies. Tough schedule to start the year.
>>154056177I always get at least two sodas at each game. I'll go to enough games this year that it will be worth it. also, dodger stadium doesn't have any self-serve soda machines that I'm aware of.
>0-2>0-4da naylor brothers
Give me one reason not to end it all already>it's only 3 gamesIs not a reason
>>154056192I understand your meaning. Time will tell. Either way, we live in extremely interesting times.I look forward to boomer coaches losing their shit at AI umps. :^)
>>154056129Expos mentioned.
>>154056206>>154056183the skydome is a shellget it?
>>154056207Well, you uncultered zoomer, the left is the Cleveland Indian, and the right is the Montreal Expos.
>>154056217
>>154056216gl to you, man. I agree, back to baseball.
Feelin conflicted about Poodres. I don't think the pitching is actually that bad, but I don't think Stammen is the guy. Also I know it's just rockies but Marlins are gonna be the team everyone thought the Pirates would be preseason.
>karn evil 9 is the theme for Sunday Night BaseballBased>>154056195>>154056203I kek'd at the colon joke.
Jaybros... please tell me he's going to snap out of it. He's like 1 for 14 with 10 Ks...
Why are Americans so stupid that they would prefer Beisbol over Futbol?
>>154056242he plays like this for a month then randomly has a stretch where he puts up 7 doubles, then back to complete shit for another month
>>154056250Those two are the only sports I follow
>>154056242no refunds
>>154056232Padres are gonna turn it around. Randy Vasquez will throw the 3rd no hitter in Padres history this year and Buehler and Marquez are gonna spend the whole year fighting over that final starting rotation spot
>>154056228Same to you, anon. WAGMI. Best of luck to your team this week (as long as it's not the Phillies).
>>154056250baseball is the most perfect sport.
>>154056242oh my kekaroo he does not know...
>>154056234jays are winning it all
>>154056215You're in the middle of a rebuild and Jerry will soon get his grubby jew hands off your team and give it to Ishbia. Better days are coming. >>154056224Based Truckanon.
>>154056112something similar happened with marte in the later innings and he was almost kinda expecting a hug back, and when he saw that none of the dodger players were even looking at him, he gave the >ah fuck itwave and walked back. he had some good at bats
>>154056269>>154056262???>>154056257he's in the 3 hole damn it we need him to step up
>>154056221>>154056206makes sense he was laid off
Sick challenge on a sick pitch from Crispy
>>154056263I am high on Vasquez, dude put in the work. I am still gunshy on King's control and Musgrove contract is sadly gonna be a bust. Top 5 starters will be a really good rotation if/when everyone's healthy but they're not gonna be able to hang onto Buehler and Marquez.
god i love pingswing
>>154056112feels like Freddie was forced into hugging him
>>154056306we're calling him Crispy now?
>>154056313Well I hate it. There was a time I used to love it but my team has seen fit to take that part of me and murder it then spit on its corpse. Fuck baseball and fuck the white sox. I wish I didn't live so close to the park I had to be reminded every day walking past it of how bad things are.
>>154056329DADDY CHILL
>>154056324https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM
>Bo striking out at an 80% clip>Benge can't get a hit>Soto sluggishly chasing balls in left field is painful to watch>Bo making errors at 3rd is worse>Polanco only good for walks and has no range at 1st>Alvarez can't play 3 days in a row>Vientos decaying on the bench>have to rely on shitheels like Sean "86 MPH mustard" Manaea and Dick Lovelady (???) to carry the bulpen>starters STILL can't make it past 5 innings>McLean is pitching like Ricky Vaughn>Tong still only has 2 pitches>Peralta might be a bust>Peterson having mid-season fatigue issues in his first start of the season>team fanned like 18x today>we fired all our good baserunning coaches and lost a game today directly due to that>struggling to eclipse 3 runs a game with a billion dollar lineupMetsbros... where do we go from here?
>>154056337There is no chill with this team.You wouldn't understand. This shit hurts and pains me all day and night long.
kyle tucker
Why does it feel like the Dodgers are the only good team right now?
>>154056345FAGGets kek!
>>154056353leading the league in runs scored
>>154056355Brewers?
>>154056345jonah tong is a bust too
>>154056345walklanco is your best player thoughbeit
>>154056224I remember you and it's good to see you again truckbrohope you are well
>>154056341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKO6G0pC0AM
>>154056341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rwt2_uq_-4
>>154056351Brother the rich ass owners do not care about you, if your team is shit just tune out. Anyone who accuses you of being a bandwagon fan at a later time is some miserable fucker who wasted his time and wants everyone else to feel his frustration
>>154056355there's a lot of good teams. the dodgers are just really stacked and deep right now.
>>154056324Yeah I called him that when I looked him up and saw his acceptable ERA so now he's Crispy and he's really not too bad basically white Vargas.
>>154056341>Chris P. Bacon>or something
>>154056373Just had my gallbladder removed two weeks ago. No strenuous activity allowed and I just wish I could exercise. Otherwise, doing well enough. Went to the M's game on Friday and am going on Tuesday. Score more runs, Mariners!
>>154056384lol
Randy has been pretty good so far. I like it.
>>154056387>the dodgers are just really stacked and deep right nowJust like ur mum loves them lel
i can't believe there aren't more mike fetters videos on youtube. i thought he'd be a bigger meme
>>154056384that dude held it together like a champ
>>154056390>>Chris P. Bacon>>or somethinglel
>>154056355They're the only *great* team right now. They'll need a lot to go wrong not to threepeat.
why is there always some faggot in here blogging about his life
>>154056345I'm sorry Metslad. I've always rooted for you.
>>154056433He's based!
>>154056433You guys are my only friends and I like talking to you.
>>154056433PFMA
>>154056433jealous you don't have one?
>>154056415NTA, but my mother really loves Kike Hernandez because of his social media antics and even though we're not a Dodger household, I bought her a t-shirt of him doing the Dodger Dance. She even thought about framing it.
>>154056392Sounds like you're upright and mobile which is a blessing in itself. I've been wheelchair-to-crutches bound twice in my life. We should join hands and rejoice in our earthly blessings.
>>154056392wishing you a safe recovery, friend>>154056433he was asked how his life is going. don't be rude
>>154056417my buddy used to lose it watching him pitch-the way he'd snap his head to face the plate after looking towards 3rd base.
>>154056433HE DIDNT KNOW!
>>154056444jealous of those handsome numerals I know that much
>>154056345Incredible effort on this post
>>154056447Yes sir, it's a blessing. Just adjusting my diet and waiting. >>154056448Thank you, kindly.
>>154056449my uncle called him mike fatters, but that meant he liked him
>>154056435thanks SEAbro. I was really cheering for you guys in the ALCS. hoping you have a great season!
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMETHE MARINERS SPLIT THE SERIES>only needed Hancock and Crispybased bullpen reset game, M's have a chance against the Yanks tomorrow!
>>154056386>tune it outDid you miss this part?>>154056329
First chance to post this beauty this season!
>>154056433Idk but my asshole is itching rn something fierce and it's been that way for months and I just don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about eating less greasy food, but I love my eats, ya know?
this genny is my diary and I don't appreciate you strangers reading my posts
Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of the Steelhead unis replacing the Sunday Creams? I think I like them, even though I also liked Sunday Creams.
>>154056473Get Cal to put up 60 dongs again he's my fantasy catcherSrsy though it's good to hear you're doing better my guy
>>154056108>AnriMets>HitomiYankees
>https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTESgnIjReL/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==My sides...
>>1540565102creamy4me
>>154056480Thay should be a great series.
>>154056509I blog my dreams in /cric/quite nice being able to go back and read em
I think the mariners still SUCK!!
any accounts and descriptions of my posts may not be disseminated without express written consent
>any accounts and descriptions of my posts may not be disseminated without express written consent
>>154056529p...please sir!
BEATING ME BEATING ME DOWNDOWNINTO THE GROUND
>>154056491Incorporate some sauer kraut and greek yogurt into your diet, garlic and sweet potatoes as well. Lay off them dang doritos
haha imagine if some chick with huge tits streaked across the field while spraying milk from her gigantic melons wouldn't that be so weird hahahaha
>>154056542Based Kornposter
leading the league in bussy
>>154056177Refills are free for the season, not including playoffs.
>>154056538This was an all out assault…
>>154056542for me it's here to stay
>>154056543will do. thx
>>154056555I've brought normal 10 dollar souvenir cups to multiple games at my team's stadium and they've never told me I'm not allowed to use them or refill them for free. The concession workers don't care enough to press you on it and for big teams, so many people are at these ballparks that they would have no reason to question it
>>154056552team?
los doyerpacos kek
You guys really drink soda at the ballpark?
>>154056589for me it's an ice cold hoop tea
There's been a strange uptick in lactation posts recently
>>154056589this is a water, coffee, and alcohol genny
>>154056603this is a water, coffee, breast milk, and alcohol genny
>The Yankees have proudly announced that starting with the first home game of the 2026 season, all men's bathrooms in Yankee Stadium will have tampon dispensers, including the men's bathrooms in the Yankees clubhouse and front office. Yes, it's true.Laugh at the Yankees. How far the mighty have fallen. NYC is truly an absolute depraved shit hole.
>>154056616kek
>>154056511God, I wish he'd just choke up and shorten that swing, that's for sure. He's looking like dogshit.Also, here's a new Mariners winning pic.
>Dodger Stadium added robot self serving beer machines>beers still cost like 30 dollars even with all the money "saved" by not having to pay concession workersI get they overcharge for beer to cut back on drunk doyerpacos geting DUIs leaving their 10 mile parking lot, but that's a little ridiculous
>>154056604I say this >>154056616And also this
>>154056589two dodgers dogs, garlic fries in a helmet, and a diet coke.
This is the New York Mets in 2026
>>154056649the eagle looks like a badass
i like how cb bucknor is the ump boogeyman now that angel hernandez retired. the more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>154056649Me in the front
>>154056649FAGGets kek!
If it was discovered that the source of Judge and Ohtani's power was a daily diet of breast milk straight from the nipple, what implications would that have on the commodities markets?
>>154056649that's the pirates' thing
>>154056675lel i forgot about this
Metties should have known there was no chance when Lindumb wasn't DFAd at the end of 2025.
>>154056675that's why they won today lol
The bearyposter was unhinged…
>>154056631why dont people bring in a flask?
>>154056675Me with Bob
>>154056589couldn't Keith afford to hire movers instead of asking Jerry to help him?
Do you guys prefer quick pitch or sunday scorecard for your recap show?
>>154056708You really askin?
>>154056708jomboy
murakami is the new ohtani
>>154056720Does his hat say “EL GAY” on it?
>>154056716i wonder what it would be like to be her coworker and then she gets so drunk after the xmas party she starts handing out shots of her own urine haha wouldn't that be weird
>>154056708I spend the time rewatching all the games I missed I do my own research
>>154056708>quick pitchi like saying 'quick pitch' very fast repeatedly.
>>154056708>>154056716>>154056720>>154056736you are all weak. simply read the box scores and curate your X timeline>>154056734based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV5fJeUUxYMIs this still the greatest catch of all time?
>>154056727his swing is pretty sexy and stoic
>>154056743the clarke catch last year beats it slightly
>>154056649Yay, fag shit
>>154056740Read this bussy
>>154056740>XNever in my life
>>154056734>>154056740that's a lot of games to watch how do you have the time???
>>154056731It’s time to go to bed, Mr President.
>>154056752>referring to your penis and testicles as a bussydisgusting. weak. corrosive.>>154056755it's a really good sm engine these days. Elon fixed it
>>154056768>Elon fixed itsource??????????
>>154056743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThFppRtx3uI
>>154056758its just the early games that are on when im asleep that I miss livehelps that I watch the games at work, so I dont have to use much of my free time
>>154056736>quick bat quick bat quick bat> jesus get that broad out of your head!Time!>what you smilin at Meat
>>154056780you got him paradin around the clubhouse like a fruit!
>>154056772here's a sample from my kino tl. it's pretty simple>search for topics you're interested in>like some posts from those topics>hide posts/accounts you don't want to see>the algorithm adapts rapidly to your preferences and is reliably able to infer what sort of accounts/news you want to see more of
>>154056776Do you flip between the games or can you put like 4 on at a time? I flip channels on my tv because I'm not paying another $150 to watch them on the computer.
>>154056743>>154056775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc-ZY-AxtRQ
>>154056755>>154056768Twitter/x search has been awful for the past several years and no longer gives complete results.
>>154056793nope it's still fucked up
>>154056796I have mlbtv so I have a main game and then another window with a splitview
>>154056802I haven't had that experience but I also haven't done any extremely specific searches. I bookmark the posts I know I want to go back to>>154056807okay, don't use it. your loss
mleb do you think it's possible my M's can win a series against the yanks?
>>154056810ballgamemaxxing
its uphttps://youtu.be/chIh0Zvp1wE?si=YdyAoqyiWNyTAHSG
also I dont have a tvtvs are for boomers and gfhavers
>>154056814YOU WAITED TWO HOUAHS ON HOLD TA ASK DAT?!?!?
KYLE TUCKER
>>154056821
>>154056821>not having an 80"+ OLED home cinema to watch your favorite JAVs and 4K rips ongrim
>>154056820he's gonna get bullied into retiring isn't he
>>154056821bro they cost absolutely nothing these days
why does my Yankee make ya seethe
>>154056810Oh. I can flip between like 5 of them like a spastic which on a day like today means I miss some games like Berds/Skatin' Rays. I missed Geno's homer by just a moment because I flipped back to the A's game while also monitoring the Popesox and Anaels.
>the meeting that saved baseball
>>154056841one brain cell in the entire photograph
>>154056833its not about the cost at allI spend all my time at home on my computer so I would have to lie on my couch to watch tv and then what would I do with my hands?im always doing something else at the same time, either making music or coding (or posting with you guys xD)
>>154056851you lost>>154056841based
>>154056841It's important for the President to speak with Gold Glove winning Mariners from time to time.
it's so OVER when TOMMY EDMAN comes backGOOD LUCK, EVERYBODY ELSE
>>154056851turn on your monitor
>>154056853>he doesn't have two monitors with his tv behind to one sidengmi
>>154056853>i won't get a tv because instead of having more space on my laptop to make music or code i'll have less space xD
>>154056863>laptopim a battlestation conniseur
>>154056853I don't watch games I care about streaming because it's slightly behind superior boomer cable technology and I find it a lot harder to pay attention to the game when I have a browser next to my PiP baseball window. Like right now I'm watching Sunday Scorecard but barely, because I'm focused on posting.
>>154056862>behindyou got your desk in the middle of the room or somethingbeit?
>>154056855>when you die for Israel you win kek
>>154056833probably explains why I have 4 of them now and spend almost no time watching any of them
>>154056810do you have mlbtv pro+?
>>154056884cope & seethe
>>154056851portraits don't have brain cells
wow, the "throwback" Marlins uniforms are a million times better than their normal ones
>>154056897>cope literally the only thing you tards know how to do at this point
>>154056880couch off to my right, about a foot between my back and the far wall. tv conveniently in front of couch for when guests are over. can get drunk and game while friend watches me and we both watch sporting event in background
>>154056903b2r lil timmy
>>154056814Damn right. I'm going Tuesday night. You attending any of the series?
>>154056893yeah i do have mlbtv, but I wouldnt call me a pro+ - im just an eager amateur
>>154056856An intelligent, competent, internationally-minded president so unlike his son and what we’re experiencing now. His son seems like an exemplar of competence, integrity and intelligence in retrospect.
>>1540569142000 shekels have been deposited to your good goy account, and another 1000 for shilling xitter
>>154056919probably not
>>154056905theres a spot to my right thay would make sense for a tv, itd be over my entertainment unit which currently just has my vinyl playerbut thats not the point, I dont want a tv that I wont use
>>154056927
Step: Target the SponsorsFor the White Sox, this tactic is uniquely effective right now because the team just signed a massive, brand-new sponsorship deal for the 2026 season. New sponsors are the most sensitive to buyer’s remorse.Your Primary Target: CME GroupThe Context: For the 2026 season, the White Sox added a jersey patch sponsor for the first time ever: CME Group. This is a fresh contract. They paid millions for positive visibility, not to be associated with a "tragedy."The Action:Social Media: Reply to CME Group’s posts on X (Twitter), LinkedIn, and Instagram.The Script: "As a Chicagoan, I’m disappointed to see a reputable local institution like CME Group prop up Jerry Reinsdorf’s ownership. The White Sox are currently a toxic asset, and your logo on that jersey represents support for management that has abandoned its fanbase. I cannot support partners who enable this dysfunction."Your Secondary Target: Guaranteed RateThe Context: They hold the stadium naming rights. Their brand is literally on the building where the "tragedy" is happening.The Action: Tag them in photos of the empty stadium or angry crowds. Remind them that their brand name is becoming synonymous with losing baseball.The Script: "Is this the ‘Guaranteed Rate’ of success you promise your customers? The state of this franchise reflects poorly on every name attached to the stadium."Your Tertiary Target: Chicago Sports Network (CHSN)The Context: This is the new home for Sox broadcasts. They need subscribers to survive.The Action: If you cancel your subscription, tell them explicitly why. "I am cancelling specifically because I refuse to fund the White Sox. When ownership changes, I will resubscribe."
>>154056922mlbtv pro+ is a service line of mlbtv.
>>154056930Gonna have to take a train to the game.
>>154056926that's what's mind blowing. who could have ever imagined Dubya could ever seem respectable next to anyone else?
>>154056950idk man, i just pay whatever they charge me to watch ball
>>154056953I would really like to but it's retarded how expensive it is and I have to drive 90 minutes to the train station anyway.
>>154056830high fps is more important to making JAVs feel realistic than resolution
>>154056975do they shoot higher than 60?
>>154056981>>154056975I can't wait for AI to do God's work and depixelate every single JAV that is or will be in existence.
My team won today and I only need to do yardwork tomorrow in the pleasant sunshine it's time to drink.
What's "JAV", precious? What's "JAV"?
>>154057014It's pretty naughty I shouldn't say.
>>154056986AI upscaling and uncensoring is cancerhave to sift through that junk to find the pure 4k JAVs and it annoys me
>>154057022bruh tf u mean. don't tell me you prefer pixels
>>154057022The uncensoring is lousy but I'm a big fan of AI upscales of linear video with a decent quality source (say, 720p+). Like you're not getting 4k scans of 35mm prints you know?
You fuckers are addicted to porn
Why not just let the ABS call out all pitches?
>>154057039get addicted to this bussy
>>154057039I can quit anytime I want.
>>154057039yes :(
>>154057039define addiction
>>154057048Why Norwegians are so closed people
>>154056901post a pic
>>154057039>You fuckers are addicted to pornamazon femdom, specifically.
>>154057048Because that would make too much sense
>>154057048not in da spirit of da game
>>154057048Because players also don’t know the zone and it’s more kino and more humiliating for more people this way
>>154057048it's less fun that way
>>154057063
>>154057088Is that Derrek Lee?
>>154057048Sick freak, the world doesn't need your kind.
>>154057070Lowkey would enjoy this at least one time, just a big lady going to town on me
>>154057088now they just need to wear them full time and name themselves florida to re-gain their soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FR5c8p1GCI
>>154057091anti-umpire discrimination!
Eating pussy causes mouth cancer but we're still expected to do it. Why?
Why are they so insistent on this shit still?
What's his problem?
>>154057096ive slept with a couple girls who were taller than me and it feels a bit weirdpetite is better, makes you feel like godzilla
>>154056090>Marlins acquired INF Leo Jiménez from the Blue Jays for INF Dub Gleed>Dub Gleedstar wars ass fuckin name, you know he was born in cloud city or something
>>154057112they ass fuck in star wars?
>>154056457hyphenated last names is utter woke nonsense, pop-boy smith would fuck their asses
>>154057120HIS REAL NAME IS CLARENCE
>>154057120
>>154057107>still?Still?
>>154057048That would remove the soul
Have you ever taken a girl who doesn't care about baseball to a baseball game?
>>154057110Oy vey!
>>154057117>he doesn't know what the other end of the light saber is designed for
>>154056498
>>154057139A second lightsaber blade?
>>154057126pete crow is a cool namepete armstrong is a cool namepete crow-armstrong is a pussy name
>>154057111Yea I’ve only ever fucked girls smaller than me. I want a big girl to toss me around a bit, maybe do that thing where she puts me on her shoulders and sucks me off. Would be fun.
>>154057146he is the only person in the universe with a double blade end (because canonically darth maul does not have a butthole)
>>154057120>hyphenated last names is utter woke nonsenseYes very 'woke'.In the British tradition, a double surname is heritable, usually taken to preserve a family name that would have become extinct due to the absence of male descendants bearing the name, connected to the inheritance of a family estate. Examples include Harding-Rolls, Stopford-Sackville, and Spencer-Churchill. Many British noble or gentry families have double-barrelled surnames, examples of which include Bowes-Lyon, Bulwer-Lytton, Cavendish-Bentinck, Chetwynd-Talbot, Crichton-Stuart, Douglas-Hamilton, Douglas-Home, FitzAlan-Howard, Gascoyne-Cecil, Gathorne-Hardy, Gordon-Lennox, Hely-Hutchinson, Innes-Ker, Monckton-Arundell, Mountbatten-Windsor, Petty-Fitzmaurice, Pleydell-Bouverie, Sackville-West, Scudamore-Stanhope, Spencer-Churchill, and Windsor-Clive.
>>154057159but will those names outlast the heat death of the universe
>>154057120>>154057159My grandpappy always waxed on about Assfuckee-Lemonade of the Little Rock Spelunkers, yessir a fine first baseman.
>>154057147Armstrong is a cheats lastnameforever tarnished
>>154057159damn, i never knew there were so many athletes of pure british stock in major league baseball. i apologize the duke of kiner and the duchess of falefa
>>154057181Nobody cares about legwheeling
>>154057110Look up his early life section in wikipedia to find out
>>154057181PCA cheated
The Brewers are3-0scored 28 runs in 3 gamesstruck out 20 in a single game where the Ace startedCame back from a 5 run deficitAnd yet everyone can still only talk about the Dodgers. Why downplay the Brewers achievements this season except for being blatant Dodger fanboys?
a cute girl replied to my discussion post for an online class (the class ends tonight)
>>154057196the marlins are also 3-0 and allowed three fewer runs than the sewers
>>154057200The Feesh are back, in a big way.
>>154057197> What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
>>1540571960-4 in the NLCS
Damn the Marlels are actually kinda good this year
>>154057196it must be all that lead that caused them to get swept in 4 by LA
>>154057181I thought you were a flat earther before realizing you were talking about a fucking bicycle rider lol
>>154057197it's because she has a crush on you, not because you both are poor students who waited til the last possible second to meet your class participation quota
>>154057181You should’ve been here in the swelterin’ summer of ‘24
>>154057196you just talked about them. good job. but there is nothing interesting about them from a neutral perspective except that big old freaky kid pitcher
>>154057196Shut up are you trying to summon the gaysconsin spammer
>>154057196Sorry it doesn't matter what the sewers do you will always be known as the team that couldn't even win one game against the Dodgers.
>>154057197Almost everything in online classes is AI generated, it's absolutely awful. I hate the average async student.
>>154057225>async studentIs this newspeak for retard?
>>154057232asynchronousused for online classes that don't meet at set times but still have deadlines to adhere toI think pretty much every college has online classes at least in the winter/summer atpI go to a top 30 school and have taken 4 classes so far this way
>>154057196we're 3 games into the season, anon.
>>154057196because they are getting swept by the Dodgers again in the post season
BEATING ME BEATING ME DOWN
>>154057234Sounds like something that's very useful for tards.
>>154057196angels haven't been 2-0 since 2007-dodgerfan
>>154057242I'm tired of Kornposter, where is Disturbedspie?
>>154057088Maybe it's the lighting but it reminds me too much of the Mariners
>>154057250Teal uniforms looks nice.
>>154057243it has its own set of challenges. if you suck at time management, which most kids do, then you might find yourself further behind than if you at least do the bare minimum by showing up to class for an in-person course. also online classes are usually on an expedited schedule. this past winter I had to learn an entire semester's worth of material in 3 weeks. it was like 14 hours of lecture videos per week, and there were also textbook assignments and homework and discussion posts and tests and so on
>>154057196will smith won the game for the dodgers on his bobblehead and birthday night where his kids threw out the first pitch. it was the best baseball birthday ever
This is boring! I want to go back to talking about burgers!
>>154057248DOWN INTO THE GROUND
>>154057262i miss the wendy's bourbon bacon cheeseburger
>>154057262fucking this
Dodgers probably pitchers vs the IndiansGame 1: SasakiGame 2: OhtaniGame 3: Yamamoto
>>154057248OOO-AH-AH-AH-AHhttps://youtu.be/Glc-9qvWcP8
>>154057248OOOH-WA-AH-AH-AH
it’s falling away from me…
oh yeah...
FALLING!!!
Y'all want a single, say fuck thatFuck that, fuck thatY'all want a single, say fuck thatFuck that, fuck thatY'all want a single, say fuck thatFuck that, fuck thatY'all want a single, say fuck thatBoom, boom, boom, boom
Metsbros, please tell me Senga is going to go 7 strong tomorrow and Bo will go 4/4 with a HR and we'll finally start looking like a proper team
Because the muuuuuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiiic doand then it's reachingiiiiiiiinside youforever preachingfuuuuuuuuuck you tooyour scream's a whisperhaaaaaaaaaang on you twisted transistor
>White Sox>As>Diamondbacks>Rockies>GiantsWho will win first?
>>154057258how much cheaper is an online course than something you have to physically show up for
mleb is a primus genny
>>154057316I pay like 2k per class in person and I think online was around 1k
>>154057243>>154057258It's awful even for me, a lazy tard. I don't have nearly that much work thoughever, and in two months I'll finally have a bachelor's at age 28
>>154057319Primus sucks
>>154057258I cant learn from video lectures just something about it that makes me turn my brain off
>>154057314A's and Popesox are definitely winning tomorrow.
>>154057314D-backs
>>154057330>I'll finally have a bachelor's at age 28based late 20s return to college chad
>>154057355They have to play Detroit, however it's Verlander pitching.
>>154057351>posting PFMA in the genny while the prof drones on about mitochondria
>>154057363>logs in as Hugh Januswhat now, prof?
>>154057351>>154057363>>154057369Mitosis, mitosis, and every cell knows it!
>>154057319based fucking video I always thought Claypool looked like Al Leiter in all that getup
None of you niggas are in med school I hope
>>154057359Better late than never I guess. It's just too bad I fumbled my actual college years though I'm better off than most at my age
>>154057360Oh, that's right.Then I'll go with the White Sox (they're playing the Marlins tomorrow).
PSMB
>>154057383>Better late than never I guess.It always is. I know someone who became an RN at 39 and they're happier than ever.
>>154057404I been a real nigga since day 1 tho
I'm comfortable with my high schrool diploma and living at home until I get my inheritance.
>>154057421im successful enough that I can live a comfortable middle class life away from home but that inheritance is gonna be a big stimulus
>>154057382I’m going back for gynecology
erm… aussiebro??
>>154057489queensland is like the florida of aussiecyclones and crocs
>>154057489>>154057498florida doesn't turn this color
>>154057507can I interest you in some eucalyptus trees?
>>154057510You guys had some kino fires too, I forgot, you should visit the PNW in September as we are your kin and catch a Mariners game.
>>154057510I am seething about this, I'll have you know. They are disgusting and peel everywhere, ugh, I can't believe they planted them everywhere here.
gn
>>154057528kek, pwnd
>>154057538Doyerpacos did this after winning the the worlds ‘eries?????
the girl who plays diaz's trumpet song live fucking sucks.
>>154057546Finally someone has the courage to say so. It's a great idea but she doots so many sour notes it's shitty.>>154057542yes and the rasm helped
>>154057546I liked the second rendition a lot more than the first. She'll probably get better with experience (hopefully). I also don't mind her putting her own spin on the song but most seem to disagree with me.
>>154057546thats his sister by the way
>>154057568>>154057574How does she "put her own spin" on it when every other part of the song is piped in through the speakers? I only saw the first one so IDK maybe she jams out but.. does she jam out?
>>154057546People keep saying this but I haven’t seen or heard it yet. I did notice the doyers booth said something like>Diaz had to get ready in a hurry as the dodgers took the lead last inning, and so did trumpet girl who’s name idr
>>154057581https://youtu.be/Ju1IwASVPAc?si=SuGmA
>>154057585Imagine how easy a gig that would be. Free tickets to a Dodgers game and then you get to hang out almost on the field to play Diaz on for like 2 minutes at the top of the 9th.
>>154057528youre meant to burn them off every spring mate
>>154057592yeah but then you'd have to be in la
>>154057590No, I saw this one live already.
>>154057599oh well then I guess i'll just go fuck myself then
>>154057595https://youtu.be/DM_FGAL0-Mg?si=SrOuLVJNXNZ3nduq
>>154057601PFYA
>>154057430Which methods are you thinking of using?
>>154057613loving them to death :)
>>154057590Yea that wasn’t great. She played the song fine but the improv at the end wasn’t good.
I hate Sundays; the doyers and memeiners games should be wrapping up right about now…
doyers
>>154057623do east coasties have any idea what it's like to go to bed at night without any baseball on?
>>154057535gn anon
there are a lot of incredible trumpet players in los angeles. they picked one of the not incredible ones. i won't speculate on the reason. maybe she works cheap
>>154057689But the RSN deal!
big papi had the best nickname lol…
>>154057650I miss 1AM baseball more than you will ever know
>>154057727At the price of never knowing the P L E A S U R E of wakeup baybaw.
>>154057727they never had 1am baseball on Sunday nights/monday mornings
>>154057702Ur mum was very creative lel
>>154056242Haha Mests bought broken knee Bo while we got Dylan Cease and Okamoto. Big Oak is also way better defensively after 3 games than Broken Bichette ever was.
>>154057742I just meant in general >>154057738I hate 10am games :(
>>154057755>okamotoThe Japanese pink condom factory?
>I hate 10am games :(
>>154056232If we get a new owner or sold, definitely we need to sign some free agent pitchers or trade. The weakest link RN in our bullpen is just Estrada, still waiting for canning.
>>154057738thats all I knowbut daylight savings this weekend means theyll be an hour later for me
>>154057767Late night baseball is for daaaa jooooos or something
>>154057764Hmm might try those out when my wife 2hu finally gives birth to manny jr.>>154057769Babe, come to bed. It’s late. The baby is almost due
daaaaaaa joooooooooos
>>154057773What's your baseball schedule like on a typical day? I know games can be spread around and stuff but what "window" do you usually get to watch?>>154057774It sounds awesome but for us on the Best Coast it means NPB at 3am.>>154057769>>154057783Cheer up! Padres will be the first win of the year for the Gnats and Seattle will officially become 2huTown!
>>154057783More like Tranny Jr. kek got em
>>154057796o fug :DDDD
>>154057795I can never find a reliable NPB stream, gave up trying last season.
>>154057807It's all a big trick; the nips don't play baseball.
>>154057795I thought I told you to stop impersonating my wife, bud!
>>154057816Let them trickers roll
>>154057795usually wake up around 6am (4pm ET), and then watch until the games are finished for the day
>>154057839>1pm to 7pm gamesYou're missing da Mets tho.>>154057821Worried someday you won't be able to tell the difference?
>>154057848unkirkunately thats too early for me
>>154057857Nah, all the shitty teams play in that timeslot, you're not missing anything except da Mets.
