The cowardly duck Pigslam.
This is the thread.
real unedited footage
>>154050509Islam without PEDs doesn't count
Joe Pyfer aboslutely heemed a foo last night, cope
This is the thread
Breakings News: Maycee Barber Feeling Bad After Loss Invites Anons To Rest Weary Heads In Cleavage
>Stop running, pigslam
Prime Fedor >>>>Beat 7 UFC champs without even being in the UFC
Clitia Topiglet oinks for his slamdaddy slop
>Gene Crawlno vs Ron Razee should been white house main event bappa...
Strick, Dricus and Imavov would still beat "prime Izzy"
just saw some pfl heems and i can only surmise that its an unwatchable promo because the camera quality is dogshit. blurry and washed out, shit looks like its shot with an obama phone from 2009.
prime izzy went life and death with THE kelvin gastelum
"prime izzy" was a psyop pushed by Zuffa.
OHHHHHH
>>154059710heem toady
>>154059691You ever have anything real to say man?
>>154059715dvalishvili/o'malley 2
When Jean Silva escape the full mount he was in it was because he sneaked an arm under Diego's leg and scrambled away from there. Maybe Izzy could drill that exact same movement?Before dong that he spent the whole fight trying to turtle -> post -> get up, but diego wouldn't have it so he'd end up covering up and fighting the hands at times to avoid taking too much damage and having the fight stopped. You have to squirm around and move a lot in order to mask your intention and sneak the arm.
The Return
>>154059600This was hilarious for some reason.
>>154059670He had Gastelum in a zombified corpse state by the 5th round... By the third round of Pyfer's fight, Gastelum was winning....
AHHHHH MUH TOE
>>154059845You just know that words like “shard” and “splinter” have become an integral part of his vocabulary by now.
Arman is literally the Bruce Willis of the UFC
watchu talmbout willis
>>154059845IT'S OVAH
Goddard did nothing wrong.
Marc GODdard
>>154059559You knew not too include Joe poo lol Dude is so dogshit even his win over current Izzy feels like a fluke
>>154059845is this the guy taht patricio pitbull refused to fight?i thought taht shit was lame anyway. acting like it was a discipline issue over a few pounds for a fight he was going to lose anyway. it just postpones what everybody knows will happen
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
>when the range abuse fails
canadians are so fucking stupid
>>154059917>UKfag still making up excuse for IsraelCOPE, your buck got broken by the WHITE MAN
>>154059932SO MUCH THIS
>>154059934Izzy needs to retire. Pyfer is a fake top 5 He’ll get exposed worse than de Reddit
*bangs with you*
>>154060000
>>154059683Only the diamond managed to make those shorts not look gay
>>154060072Talmbout
look out carano!
your Aaron Picos, your Kody Steeles, your Losene Keitas
Joe Rogan said heem was gay
heem says Joe Rogan is gay
Joe Rogan Sr says Joe Rogan Jr is gay
Spammy said Sneed was gay
sneed is basef
me vs rogan haters
>>154060162I never would've known
How is Joe Rogan allowed to smoke weed on his podcast? Doesn't texas have the death penalty for that shit?
adesanya vs pyfer hasn't happened yet
Joe Pyfer beats adesanya, a few days later clavicular and woahvicky link on stream.
>>154060280>Joe Pyfer beats adesanyadelusional. pyfer couldn't even beat hermansson.
>>154060223OH IT'S SWOLLEN
Anyone see tai Tuivasa's new tattoo? Shit is fucked up
>>154060232Sigma male does what he wants.
so what youre saying is that hermannson sleems adesanya
Any kickboxing fans in HEEM that watched the RISE/Glory card over the weekend?Ryujin Nasukawa is a fuckable twink
just how fucking good is this young hungry prospect jake herman
>>154060337kill yourself
How does one beat Joe pyfer or is he unbeatable?
>>154060530you're literally homosexual
>>154059918No that never happened. Pitbull was a 145er at Bellator and Doumbe is a PFL 170lb fighter who used to kickbox for Glory.He was supposed to fight in the UFC on the Gane Tuivasa card and it got cancelled. But that was actually cancelled by the French commission because they have a weird rule where a guy with only 2 mma fights isn't allowed to fight someone with over 4 more fights than him. They have weird regulations.This is the real reason Doumbe left UFC and joined PFL "Europe" (technically a regional promotion) instead of straight to the PFL big leagues
>>154059918You're thinking of Losene Keita. Oktagon double champ who just lost to Nathanial Wood on the bong card.
People forget man. Losene keita was using feints, downloading data. losing the small battles to win the big war in his fight against nafaneil wood, and when he was about to show the levels, the time had run out. Sadly!Despite losing he showed the MMA world that he can fight like an elite strawweight
>>154060547Didn't Jack Hermansson of all people beat him? If he can do it, just about anyone can.
Meng Bo will be competing on the next season of Road to UFC.
Ethan wing fight week
Arman is literally the Bruce Springsteen of the UFC
charlie aka penguinz0 aka moistcr1tikal, has just talked shit about our guy Dana White.What do we have to say about this?
Joe only stands chance against someone slow in top 5. that leaves Caio. Dricus is slow as well but he ain't winning that one.
>>154060893Dana was never my friend
When Nate said "I ain't counting how about that" I felt that shit
>>154060893E'ss tawlf but as long as he doesn't attack Schaub, it's cool
>>154060893i dont listen to people i can smell with my eyesight
Joe Pyfer?
Y'all just little cholo boys from the hood
Joseph Pyfer had never lost to a black man.
How did adesanya become champion in the first place? He doesn't know how to wrestle and any 4 stripe white belt would submit him.
>>153994319
finbeast with another great get
>>154061088It's actually gonna be so sad when Gane schools him for 4 rounds before finishing him. At least Gane will also heem Asspissnal next.
>>154061174imagine some nog shadowboxing at your grave after you die
even doe alex can fight blind
>>154060931RDR and Rob moving up will create a vacuum in the top 10, pyfer can fraud out a win there
is khabib right about women?
The future champion Joe Pyfer
She gon call me baby boo
>>154061215Valentina has 3x the amount of title fights and a better resume than khabib. She's also more technically proficient than Khabib
>>154061160Gane couldn't heem Tom the first time b what makes you think he will the second
I want to heem Gina Caranos butthole with my tongue.
why does fight IQ seem to drop as fighters age?
Ariel Helwani's chat really seems to hate Pyfer. Even called him Racist.
>>154061322Was it you participating in the racism?
Yer wife is a towel mate
>be a mouthy little faggot swede>mouth off to everybody all the time>someone mouths off back>hurrrrr you people are in sufferableShut up bitch.
Sweden won the story.
any good fighter incoming from outside of UFC that isn't suspectible to roid deflation or fraudchecking?
>>154061415Keep an eye out for a kid named Francis Ngannou
>>154050458what have I becomemy dearest friend
>>154061415https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/120312-bo-meng
>>154061415No they almost all got exposed except MVP and RDR, there are some elite guys outside like Soldic (the guy who heemed ddp) and nemkov but they refuse to make the move in to the UFC for some retarded reason, there are some solid prospects like Axel sola who recently went to war with an unranked Welsh guy but he still lost
>>154061509>refuse to make the move in to the UFC for some retarded reasonbecause the pay is dog shit
The UFC has a super star problem, in that there are no super stars.there are super duper stars.*queue ilia topuria greatest hits compilation*
tell me one reason why I should watch izzy vs pyfer main card
>>154061477Is this fatass even a blue belt?
>>154061535shut up faggot
>>154061542Okay you convinced me, I'll watch it
>>154061519They initially always get top 10 gatekeepers, Pitbull got top 5 Yair which guaranteed him high profil fights had he won, he got exposed and lost, the pay gradually goes up as they climb the rankings and prove themselves, should they pay an untested guy millions of dollars to get his gas tank exposed by Kevin Holland?
>>154061477
>>154061551>the pay gradually goes up as they climb the rankings and prove themselvesyou're fucking clueless mate, they're on fixed contracts, they get paid the same for every fight until they renegotiate at the end of their deal
>>154060249yeah but pyfer won the rematch so
middleweight is so le random skill wise anyone can win the belt
76 days until Gane fights.
will trannies protest the white house event? will trump have them heemed?
Mason jones, people forget man
Grok says the ufc gave pitbull a 300k contract
https://youtu.be/BOMl10aeKQU
Contract Status: He signed with the UFC in early 2025 after being granted his release from PFL/Bellator. His starting pay reflected his status as a high-profile "legend!"
300k to get dogwalked by Yair
>>154061160Gane hasnt heemed anyone since 2022
>>154061643This guy is 5’4 140lbs I don’t need to hear him speak on any athletic thing ever
Poatan is maslodaddy's bitch
>>154061519the pay is dogshit for first couple fights. they can absolutely waste the initial contract fights on starting from below and getting to top 7-8 like RDR did instead of wasting years on trying to beat the best of division for peanuts. mind you RDR is old af so younger fighter will have easier time. matchmaking can be problematic but Hunter won't be chasing your ass unless you are some big draw that got paid more to fight bigshots.
>>154061677so he has a million dollars
>>154061643heem sisters we are getting clowned
>>154061636Mr Worldwide?
>2022 was 12 years ago
heeminder cowboy got 40k to fight conor
>>154061701Dayna doesn't rep heem, Schaub does
>>154061703While the UFC fighter Patricio "Pitbull" Freire made his debut in April 2025, "Mr. Worldwide" is the famous nickname of the Grammy-winning American rapper and entrepreneur Pitbull (Armando Christian Pérez).Known for his high-energy party anthems and global collaborations, the musical Pitbull is a major financial force:
>>154060103hmm
>>154061509Mason Jones is a former two weight champ at Cage Warriors, he's one of the tougher unranked guys at 155
>>154061181ok now what
prochazka is ready to die in the ring, ulberg better bring it for real
>>154061777>he's one of the tougher unranked guys at 155I agree, i mistakenly underestimated him due to his performance against stephens, became a fan after the Sola fight
he is a humeng tresh
>Joe pfyzer is in the top 5
heeminder bongs actually thought this guy could touch Gane
When does izzy transition???
>>154061984why did you cut off the knockdown at the end
>>154061984Damn Tom beat that nogs arse. Guess that’s what happens then they don’t cheat
>>154061994Dw I got it right here
>>154062002that would be a heem b, not a knockdown the concept of gane heeming someone is so funny that the AI made tom smile at the end lol
That thing about dana white forcing his wife to get an expedited c-section cutting her stomach open to get a quicker birth so he could make a chuck liddell fight is one of the most fucked up things ive ever heard i could never imagine him just admitting it like its not a big deal
I never respected tom
Gane could continueTom could not continueW Gane
when does the blood diamond fight next?
Ciryl Gane def. Tom AspinallMethod: TKO (Terror)
>>154061285In many ways Gane heemed Asspissnal in the first fight
if i poke your eye during a fight and you leave crying what do you think the crowd is going to say? they will say i won and you not only lost but you are a sad gay baby
that's why real ones put pepper spray under their nails
>>154062129eloquently put.
>>154062129theyre going to say youre a cheater just like if u bite them, kick them in the nuts or sneak a knife inside
It's crazy Tom is the champion but it feels like like he is some unranked prelims fighter
>>154062139
Gane is fighting at the White HouseTom still can't train
Joe Pyfer's current situation according to Joe Pyfer>Cheated on his girlfriend >Found God and became a born again Christian>Contemplated suicide>beat Izzy>was seconds away from killing himself
Izzy should rematch Costa now. I need to see that zesty ass nigga humped down in retribution after getting knocked out.
>>154062139you know the truth. this is just a finger getting in your eye during an exchange
I had a dream Khabib came back and lost against a random unranked bum with a mullet in welterweight. He couldn't even take him down and just kept getting stung on the feet and lost the decision.
>>154061174Kek!
>>154062139did gane ever get booed after pulling this kind-off stuff aside from the volkov robbery anyway he seems to get a lot of hate (some of it undeserved) online that is never replicated for when he actually fights
Keep dreaming bud
Real ones know the press conference with these two is going to be the real highlight of fight week. He might get mangled in the fight but Sean will win the story and damage Chimaev’s image moving forward
>>154062264The fans respect a real one who doesn’t cuck out to the rules.
>>154062264People talk mad shit about Jon Jones but they'll cheer and show up in droves for him even after he hit that last with his car and his multiple steroid scandalsConor is a convicted rapist and people are still clamoring to see him fight againThe average fight fan is simply a bottom feeder in terms of intelligence. Late career Mayweather scamed people in to paying for the same exact fight that he had no chance of losing 10 times in a row
>>154062297All Zatdaddy needs to do is bring up Shawna's raping by xer daddy and he wins the story.
>>154062309>>154062264people love a good heel
>>154062297This fight might turn out more uneventful than the Robert one. I hope that Sean lands some good shots, though, in the same fashion as Diaz vs Leon.
>>154062264halo effect
The UFC had a scandal where over 100 fights may have been fixed, and several fights got pulled for betting irregularities afterwards, and people still fucking bet money on UFC fightsFans are fucking retarded man
>>154062355Why would that matter to the bettors they are winning anyway.
me vs spammy
crazy odds on this weeks cardsim talking -1400,-1800 fights
So the doctor said the baby is due on this dayAnd it's the same day as the Chuck Liddel fightAnd I said that ain't gonna work for me. Can you push it back.
Payton Talbott vs Raoni Barcelos was a fixed fight btwNumerically the biggest upset of all time, Talbott forgot how to wrestle despite being a decent wrestler in previous fights, and then Talbott randomly redeveloped a wrestling game a few months later
>>154062374The win streak comeback starts here. Izzy needed that dawlg in him.
>>154062405investigate frank ocean
>>154062383lol good one
They told him to eat properly. They told him to wipe properly. They told him to stop fingering his bamhole. But what they didn't know was that he did all this to setup the most dangerous deadly legendary strike of them all. Le deux shitty finger eyepoke de la mort.
Dana forced his wife to cut her stomach open instead of having a natural vaginal birth. Messing with the childs development to get them birthed early and giving his wife a scar forever and have to deal with a painful surgery. All so he could attend some sporting event.
>>154062405you don't get controlled for an entire round by Nick Aguirre if you're a decent wrestler
How’s Raja Jackson doing?
>blinds tommy reddit before a 1 2 flurry>gets a title shot right after with the GOATreally makes you think
>>154061572Each contract is individually negotiated, every contract is "fixed" that's why its a contract. Everyone is going to negotiate it differently especially when there's no codified standard you retarded loser.
"no one wants to watch a broke ass reddit bitch fight" - dana white on tyrone woodley
You think Dama ever sees his kids in between his gambling benders
Pereira will retire with less title defenses than Izzy and a huge knockout loss that leaves him gun-shy for the rest of his career.
if your neck muscles are stronger than their arm muscles, the choke will not work
>>154062520nah daner rang in the new year slapping his aoife at a strip club while the kids were in the hotel room
>>154062449If power was everything, Joe Pyfer would be undefeated. I never bought his hype
Im having an lot of fun palying Gran Theft Auto San Andreas for the first time. Im using cheats and jetpack. My character looks like Gerg Hardy
Gane will beat a fat slow HW pereira by boring decision.
They linked up to goon over Slamdaddy’s BBC
>>154062001Tomala knelt before BBC.
very unsettling photograph. they are like two wealthy villains teaming up.
Im aslo enjoying Dpiderman 2 and Chain Dive. Heem it up!!
>>154062585Dear oh dear. tapturo is on high heels...
>>154062629Dey finna fuk u!!!!!!!!!!!!-retards on herm
bring me the piderman!
Dana white folding a royal flush
BLACKED PIGGY! Look at he smug face, xhe took that BBC good
>>154062629pisslam's worstest nightmare
>>154062723Excellent post
>>154062723Factual post sadly
these are bad posts
>>154062629>>154062585Clitia is on stilts in this picture KEKXhe was scarfed by 5'10 pooaway
Uh oh The double champ derangement is beginning!Spamdaddy and Slamdaddy got the pgiclittycord squealin 24/7 sadly…
>scarfedwhat did spoidy mean by this
>>154062823Excellent post
>>154062848Clitia scarfs down spunk from any BBC xhe can get xer snout on
islam fears
If Islam saw these posts he would snap spammy's neck
Stop running Pigslam
Topuria has never lost to Adriano Martins
little mouselam where did you run off to?
>>154062848India Topiglet finna scarf down on xer Slampapi's engorged ebony meat obelisk
>>154062896nigga are you okaynigga are you okayare you okay niggabeat up by a white boybeat up by a white boyare you okay nigga
Clitia Topiglet fought a 37 year old gatekeeper in June 2025. His first defence will be against a 38 year old in June 2026.
Stop lying Pigslam
>TopiggleWe don't rate her here.
Pigslam Cacachev got knocked the fuck out in October 2015.
>>154062948Xhe only oinks for 40 year old daddies sadly
Slampapi is the protagonist of MMA.
>>154062948almost reads as comedy>islam's best wins such as volk and charles>then we look at ilia's wins, mere bums such as volk and charles
Pigslam was sleeping because xher black daddy broke xher bacon vault with his BBCmmer
OH DEAR OH DEAR
>Slamdaddy's sloppy thirds 3 years later are good wins!
>>154062965It is comedic how Topiggy has yet to fight a single prime opponent and will retire before doing so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwjOIy-ylWobrazza give me real nigerian gangster kamaroo
>islam fought uranked lightweight alex volk>ilia fought legendary featherweight champion alexander volkanovskiam i doing it right
uh oh stinky
>>154063019Crazy that Ilia ducked the volk rematch like that
>>154062948>makhachev beat volk 23 times
QoSlam is a naughty pork slut
Are we pretending Usdaddy doesn’t leave Clitia leaking lumpy loads
Armdaddy annihilation that botulated diseased piggy
Topturo has no answer for Moicano
Kamaru Usman will turn 39 years old in 12 days.
>>154062948featherweightfeatherweightfeatherweightfeatherweightfeatherweight
>>154063036Islam is ducking UsGOD to fight Mrs. Garry
islam cries himself to sleep
I can't believe Pigslam would rather get xher spine broken by a BBC pounding than fight BEASTpuria.....
>Topiglets when Clitia ducks the number 1 contender to fight a 40 year old CTE bum again
this happens to islam but earlier
kek what a sultry minx
Bryanna “bacon bussy” Mitchell fights at 135 pounds.
>>154063130Why was he wearing lipstick
>>154063130THIS PIGSLUT OINKS FOR HE SLAMPAPI'S SEED!
Volk is the father of Pigslam's daughter
>Clitiajeets think India Topiglet can beat Slamdaddy even though he was controlled and raped by a bantamweight KEEEEK
RAPEDRAPEDPIGSLAM GOT RAPED
Bryce Mitchell is undefeated against Muslims.
Been in a better mood ever since izzy lost Anyone else?
Coldest MMA pic.
>>154063180>>154063201heeminder pigslam had to duck gamrot for this to happen
Great thread you fucking retards nobody likes it here and JEET MEANS VICTORNY
>>154062309>Mayweather scamed people in to paying for the same exact fight that he had no chance of losing 10 times in a rowstill does, he's fighting Pacquiao and 60 year old Mike Tyson this year
>when you realize islam's plan is genuinely to duck for so long that he can use the old man excuse like jones
>>154063237No place has ever been improved by adding brown people
>>154063237>JEET MEANS VICTORNYTopiglet already knows this
you're telling me islam is ducking a jeet?
So Allen is finally fighting Costa? I suppose you can't run forever
Dropped by Moicano
Clitia ducked both Movdaddy and Armdaddy to fight 40 year old geriatric
>Bout Cancelled Prior to Event>Reason: Evloev Withdrew
Armdaddy BODIED that piglet freak.
>jeet means victory >we did it reddit!!>ufc mma is gay as ever!
implying ilia isnt going to turn around after heeming garf in the first to fight islam in august
>quickbro went to the 2nd round with homo dan
genuinely, why is he like this?
>Topiglet: you will have to strip my belt before I fight someone in their prime or someone who knows how to wrestleKEEEEEK this is the BDSsistas champion
>>154063339They're trying to distract themselves from pissy getting bitched.
A week ago that's a winnable fight
islamsisters it's just sad that you need to recruit other fighters into your battle against ilia
You just know Clitia was bricked up and leaking when he saw this
Ilia vs Gaethje is more than just fighting, it's about humiliating America on the grandest stage.
>>154063454I think we're already being humiliated geopolitically as it is
>>154063454>grandest stageIt's happening on some dude's backyard, worse than the apex
Nigger
Garth is one of the few top fighters who has the look of a working class average joe instead of the standart tough guy
>>154063357Oh yeah, the last stylebender quitting to #14 joe 'bodybagz' pyfer via backshots, that happened
>Once again, someone else who will pay for Islam’s escape.>Both of their manager is a bitch and also ugly as hell.
Iran has the choke sinked in tight JoeThere's no way he's getting out of thatI mean, what a reversal of fortune from the first round
>sinked
>>154063621Yes, sinked, as in sinkinghttps://www.graciemag.com/the-biggest-secret-to-sinking-a-choke/
>Yes, sinked, as in sinking
>>154063632RETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
sanked a choke
Say that to my face pussy
laura sanked choke
sunked that shitter
What the hell is Sneed doing in Canada
for me it's Marc Almonds Somethings gotten hold of my heart
Sneedskatchewan
>>154063872lets go with that yeah
Post PVZ
>>154063900https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUtYMLxIRXkJust came out nigga go watch it
nigga is a samurai
Jiri haters are subhuman.
Pyfer made a lot of black women wet when he did that to izzy
There was a time in izzy's life when he thought he could be in the GOAT conversationLmao
There was a time in your parents life when they thought you would have sex not all of our dreams come true
Izzy's mom called Pyfer after the fight
>>154064003OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154064006Bait
bro pissy is literally sexually attracted to dogs like genuinely
chael lost that fight btw
the spider passed the torch to israel and israel passed it to pyfer holy levels
>>154063737>>154063780>>154063828>>154063872>>154063913>>154063937>>154063982>>154063994>>154064006>>154064034Bro you've made 10 posts in under 30 minutes what are you doing
What is it about canada that produces such awful posters??
>>154064062>BroSis*
Madame Xneed is a very lonely armpiggy tonight.
9/11 and the khabibs
Help
@heem <3 u
damn silva was 38 when he lost to izzyizzy was 38 when he lost to pyfer
Anderson Silva is the new Joe Pyfer
Izzy lost because he abandoned his gameplan not because Pyfer outclassed him, his coach probably told him to chase an early finish, he never fights like this
>>154064263
>>154064284I think its an ego thing where he wants to feel like hes still got it. but really he has to accept body is aging and he has to compensate for this if he stands a chance vs younger stronger fighters
"I was never outclassed, I stayed in school, nigga!"- Israel Adesanya
>>154063036I thought Usman was boring
Moicano should walkout to an instrumental of Papa roach last resorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGYpVUgFTfQ
pyph doesnt wrap his hands
>no Jon Jones on the white house card
many mengmany many mengwhip shdep bon ping
Imagine 4chan being such an integral part of your life that you use proxies just to post here.
>>154064524just imagined itthat shit sucked
>>154064524This was Epsteins favorite board because he was a pseudo intellectual and got all his ideas and talking points from me personally
Imagine Alexa Grasso taking a smelly dump and then you are trapped in the bathroom right after
I'm afraid sadly
This Paramount product is such a success I'm so proud of Dana
this weeks card is actually fucking sad, contender series bum card
tom could been on the white house card actually
Take the beard pill
why don't they just get rid of dana
agh me fookin eyes
>>154064578boo!
>>154064690they need a skategoat
Im fuken poing right now stfu
>>154064685even if he could why would they put him on it and who would he fight
I'm shittin nigguh
Some straight up LABIAL posts Im reading here, get some more testosterones and talk to me
Became Joe Pyfer recently, my wife has now left me and I am standing on the ledge of a bridge
>>154064735suddenly craving a chocolate milkshake
What we did to Megan Anderson was really mean.
Gambling when you're nearly a billionaire is honestly embarrassing like bro do something for humanity like Obama
>>154064926if I was a billionaire id be gambling every day b
Dana never skated in his life, dana never played tony hawk pro skater 2
>>154064926>gambles with the lives of citizens and foreign populations perfect now get them to watch their weapons (maybe give them up) >mark smith
I got all tapes in Downhill Jam AND Tokyo HO
>>154064926>like Obamadroning middle eastern children?
Izzy shot 4 arrows into Pereira after knocking him out. Those are his 4 losses. He only needs two top 10 wins and a top 5 win to get a title shot again.
>>154065317they deserved it
dricuspyferthe apex
The apex should not be sanctioned by a athletic commission where the fuck is our check and balances might as well just let these bums fight in a old Warehouse
Maycee wasn't faking ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfkwj06MFo4
>>154065319Izzy is flushed now bro.
Izzy is 3rd at best for top MW of all time, factually. Obvious number one is Anderson Silva and 2nd is Chris Weidman.
>>154065491She was double faking it
hold her purse no pay for Fakesi
Izzyglover hard rock casino Cincinnati Afroman Niko Price retirement party
Trust the plan HC
I would Bones India AGPiguria
1. Silva2. Weidman3. Sonnen4. Leben5. Adesanya
Cant wait to see Pyfer smash Imavovs fuken dumb head inside out like an shotgunbalst to the head
1.bones2.silva3.Canetti4. albini5. Saint Pierre
>talk bout a murders dozen b TRTorFranklin Bisping TannerRomero Marquardt RockholdJacareHendo
Wanna give a bitch my heart but I can't thoughI can't fall in love with a sanko
>Mike Chiesa SrMaverick >Video package send off.>In his home town. >With a win. >Storybook ending. Now that’s TUF
can pyfer land a punch?
the elected representative of not just the ufc but the sport of mma
>>154065936jizzy told rogan that his legs were frigged by that point. this was a legit last stand zeemage
Goat list1. Jones - Double champ, undefeated, longest unbeaten streak2. Islam - Double champ, tied second longest winning streak3. GSP - Double champ4. Anderson Silva - tied second longest winning streak
>>154065812Crazy to think this is still 5x larger than clitia's
>>154066029yeah nah
>>154066029>CANderson>best wins were against turbo bums>was caught using PEDs in 4k>lost to every giga bum at the end of his careerYeah no, DJ deserves it more
GableIslamKhamzatVanParamount era mount rushmore
Jon... JON "BONES" JONES?!?!?!You mean THE Jon "Bones" Jones...?The one who defeated THE knocked out artist Dominick "Glass Chin" Reyes via robbery decision? or THE fat fuck midget who can only wrestle round 1 and has zero striking Daniel "Fat fuck" Cormier? no way...He also defeated THE 95 year old Stipe and a bunch of KILLERS that did well in the Pride Fc ruleset and then got assraped in the UFC ruleset (but they were BADASSES!) like Shogun and Machida?!?! holy SHIT!!!This is a rumor I've heard because It just can't be true, but I heard Jon "Bones" Jones (THE Jon "Bones" Jones) decisionated Anthony "Turtleheart" Smith... no fucking way, that's amazing. He even defeated Chael Sonnen, a fine addition to his middleweight defense collection oh my days. Jon "Bones" Jones... dare I say the GOAT...
are jobbers a real thing or is every one of the 600 fighters on the roster working towards a title shot?
>>154066088Ask your mom, kid.
>>154066088theres only been 600 ufc alumni in history. heard it on the podcast
Jones beat the killers row of light heavies, lyoto, Rashad, Alexander, DC nuff said
>>154066106This retard is so fucking mad he gets yeemed by Mogsar
Flyweight GOAT - DJBantamwieght GOAT - MerabFeatherweight GOAT - VolkanovskiLightweight GOAT - IslamWelterweight GOAT - GSPMiddleweight GOAT - SilvaLight Heavyweight GOAT - JonesHeavyweight GOAT - Stipe
>>154066106brazilian "humor"
>>154066117Jerry Jan and Ankalosaurus are all better than Jon's only good wins (Gustafson and Glover. Also I'm counting Gustafson 2 because everyone does PEDs anyway, fuck the NC). Jones beats Alex when it comes to pure quantity of crushed cans but I'd still wager that Alex is tied up with Jones as of now I'm afraid.
Jon Jones went to decision with Anthony Smith.
>>154066029Silva fought lee murray the guy who heemed tito and robbed the national bank of england
Jon Jones has the most impressive resume in mma history>André GusmãoUndefeated before fight>Stephan BonnarTUF finalist>Jake O’BrienNatural heavyweight that moved down>Matt Hamill3x NCAA champion>Brandon VeraONE Heavyweight champion later>Vladimir MatyushenkoUFC Light Heavyweight championship challenger. IFL Light heavyweight champion later. IFC 5 Heavyweight Tournament winner>Ryan BaderUndefeated before fight. TUF Light Heavyweight winner. Bellator Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight Champion later.>Maurício RuaHall of famer later. Pride Grand Prix winner. UFC light heavyweight champion>Quinton JacksonUFC Light Heavyweight champion. Pride Middleweight Championship (205 lbs). King of the Cage Light Heavyweight Superfight Champion.>Lyoto MachidaUFC Light Heavyweight champion>Rashad EvansHall of famer later. TUF Heavyweight winner. UFC Light Heavyweight champion. Gladiator Challenge Light Heavyweight Tournament winner.>Vitor BelfortUFC 12 Heavyweight Tournament Champion. UFC Light Heavyweight Champion. Cage Rage World Light Heavyweight Champion>Chael Sonnen2 time UFC Middleweight title challenger. Gladiator Challenge Light Heavyweight Champion. Dangerzone Light Heavyweight Champion>Alexander Gustaffson3x UFC Light Heavyweight title challenger>Glover TexieriaWas on 20 fight win streak. UFC Light Heavyweight champion later. Shooto South America 220 lb Champion>Daniel CormierHall of famer later. UFC Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight champion later. Olympic medalist. Undefeated before fight. Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand Prix Champion. King of the Cage Heavyweight Champion.>Ovince Saint PreuxHigh ranked. lost 50-45 and 50-44 all cards.>Anthony SmithComing off 2 performance of the nights>Thiago SantosComing off 2 performance of the nights>Dominick ReyesUndefeated before fight>Ciryl GaneUFC Interim Heavyweight Champion. TKO Major league heavyweight champion.>Stipe Miocic2x UFC Heavyweight Champion. NAAFS Heavyweight Champion
>>154066106the ufc fucked silva real good
>>154066187nah Jons the GOAT. seethe bitch
all Silva had to do to get a titul sho' was not get heemed dead by Diego Poopes
>>154066196we dont sign our posts here I fear>>154066187caca
Islam and Ilia are ducking BSD
>>154066196based>>154066187cringe
THE Shooto South America 220 lb Champion?
>>154066201factual post, sadly
>>154066210>why are in texasSAAAAAAAAAAAR WHY ARE IN TEXAS
>>154066153Generally the longer a champion defends the more likely his style gets figured out by coaches and build systems to take him down, a Champion's duty is to constantly improve and change his tactics if he doesn't, he inevitably gets exposed, that is what made Jones' reign so impressive not because he is undefeated but because in 15 years only 1 fighter could figure him and that guy went on a long losing streak after making everyone in the collective zeitgest forget that he nearly lost to him, i genuinely believe he is programmed by God to never lose, even when he loses, he wins.
tomala never won an undisputed title fight so the belt should revert to jon if he rejoins the testing pool
30 milliion dollars.
are people still seething over Tommy outsmarting le 'scholarly Gane of the many eyepokes' and cucking him out of his title shot?lmao
in rentrospech Tom has never won a fight
Gane Derangement Syndrome (GDS)
if mighty mouse can be taken as the goat and he says in mma you fight with your hand open, which i also say and which jon jones clearly understands, why do we allow tom to take a year long vacation for walking eye first into ganes fingers? gane, who isnt even close to a top 10 heavyweight all time, made AGPinall look like a baby back bitch. fucking strip him already or when the paramount contract is up nobodys gonna want to sign ufc
considering that first round was a clear 10-7, gane technically won 3 rounds, meaning he technically won the fight via decision
GODspinall got em frothin as per
isnt it crazy that if he grew up in dagestan he would look inbred but he grew up in france so he looks normal
Even if Alex beats Cyril he's gonna get raped by Tom (assuming Dana doesn't just strip him to make Alex first CCC for the lolz)
Aspinall is still wheelchair bound from his encounter with Gane
Gane raped tardspinall
Tom Aspinall is the undisputed UFC Heavyweight Champion of The World.
One of these fighters beat "Bon Gamin" in 2 minutesThe other quit in 3 minutes.
>>154066256One of these fighters declined 30 million united states dollars to fight the other.
>>154066256tbf Jon exposed Gane so hard that he worked on his grappling for years afterwards out of embarrasment, Tom fought a vastly improved Gane
>source:
I really thought Tom would go down as the heavyweight goat with how fast he was beating everyone. But he let waiting on Jones take up a huge chunk of time then didnt do very good against Gane. Even if you count him as already defending once when he defended the interim, hes still gotta do it twice more just to equal Stipe.
GODne raped that retard!
>>154066261source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2UNswqmx98
Shitup shiteating fuck shutup
Knowledge Strength Integrity Gane
Jon not fighting at the White House is a ruse, Gane's not actually fighting, get ready to hear "THE CHAMP IS HERE" and a flood of >buh god that's Jon Jones's music" posts during the walkout
wrong mindset honestly
all Tom had to do was call Jon a retarded faggot and he would have won the storybut alas
>>154066286is he trying to look like a low iq thug here or is my racial profiling just too overwhelming?
>aspinall is dangerous, i want fuck you money, 30 million>ok jon here you go>i accept>actually never mind i'm retired, heres my belt>the white house card is more important to me than a few extra million dollars>ok jon, here's 15 million and the guy you're desperate to fight>uuhhhhh actually i want 30 againJONSCREWEDJON
>>154066300that's how Einstein dressed, moronit's an homage
>>154066300He could never pull that type of look off, there's something about his facial expression that makes him look like he's always thinking of Hamlet quotes or some shit.
Tommy? Tommy Fury? Yeah I heard about em b he is boxing Freddie Small
>>154066303nah you screw yourself because you cant get pussy. go fuck your hand
Jon Jones is training. He will be on the card helicoptered in to fight Tom. USA vs England 250 years strong
>“Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives — choice, not chance, determines your destiny.”>— Ciryl Gane
>>154066187>Daniel Cormier>Olympic medalistYou don't get an olympic medal for 4th place.
>>154066317Mad brown bitch.
>>154066325we dont sign our posts here
How is Pereira supposed to beat Gane again
>tom vs jones>justin vs tupperware >peleton vs gone >shawn vs zahabibibibi>mauricio vs chandler>bo vs dickhouse >steve garcia absolut yard burner uvvah card b talmbout the starts of yesterday and today
If I signed my posts I'd sign "White God with a 9 inch cock"
>>154066330do you remember when tuivasa knocked gane down
>If I signed my posts I'd sign "White God with a 9 inch cock"
>>154066330Gane has a heart attack mid fight
talmbout the faggot era of oversharin
I’d knock all of you out. Line up
>>154066330like the ending of The Royal Game
>>154066338We don't post selfies here.
time in the UK?
>>154066347Time to pretend Gane didn’t destroy Tommy.
>>154066339>heart attackcollapsed lung*his lung has collapsed twice, once during a fight and once in training
>>154066348nasty post by you
Stop fucking around and line up
UFC Champion Chris Duncan
GODne raped this ugly retarded freak.
Duncan smokes Khabib
Duncan smokes Ilia
Duncan smokes Max & Chuck
>>154066330The primeval forces of his ancestors.>>154066337Don’t go there, B.
Duncan smokes my donut and gets a big ole whiff of assfart
Duncan bears your favorite fighter and smiles while doing it. That’s the BMF. That’s the UFC LW Champion. Bow to Chris Duncan
Izzy vs Tuivasa is the fight to make
>>154066377that’s gay why would you type that out you’re disgusting
>>154066386>>154066386>>154066386
Izzy vz Tui 4a shoeHe m8 cuz
>>154066303this fight made Jon retarded
