frogs >>154056090
dodgers
I need a kekkin'!
I'm a bimbo...
How much Japanese do you need to follow the NPB?
predictions?
>>154059508this will be sasaki's last start in the majors
>>154059511
>doesn't say "good morning">doesn't pretend we're all friends>starts trolling and responding to own posts immediately
>>154059508>>154059511That nigga gonna be eatin beans
Ryan Weathers, new guy, first start for the yanks.Predictions?
>>154059508>L>L>W
>>154059523>not keeping it cubs relatedhope he takes a liner to the face on the first pitch
>>154059523>against the memeinershes getting slapped up
>>154059518oh it's gonna be a good day
>>154059518i look like this and i do this
>>154059538h-hi…
>>154059523Weathers? Sounds like a rain out to me!
gm
>>154059542look i'm breaking rule 1 here but just this once i'll say gm
>>154059508sasaki out before the 3rd inningohtani wyamamoto w
>>154059523He’s a white bustYankees should’ve got more black players
>>154059571jazz pls
>>154059523He will give up 100 runs before recording an out
>First game is at 1:10 PM what happened to the morning games
what would ohtani look like in a bikini?
>>154059581bags of sand
>>154059571TSMT
>>154059580>morning gamesdoesn't exist if you're from the coast that invented baseball
Weathers 2,700.00 ERA season is still in play
Cubs lost again btw
>caring about meaningless march gameslmfao
These are the /mlb/ games of the day, the rest are irrelevant so please disregard them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>154059625FAGGets kek!!!
>>154059625the mets game will be interesting just to see if bitchshit can get a hit. he was booed during his last AB, kek
>>154059635>they fell for the guy playing good in his contract yearfaggbros…
>>154059625sneks tigers is a marquee matchup
>>154059625>CLE/LAroki suicide watch>PIT/CINcomfy riverteams watch>CAL/CHCtrout home run/kek scuba suicide watch>SF/SDpostseason elimination watch>NYY/SEAalcs preview watch
>>15405958827!!!!
>>154059665>last game of the nightfine, acceptable default watch>>154059625forgot>BOS/HOUcora buttplug giveaway night
>>154059669>TEX/BALare either going to show signs of legitamacy watch
>>154059669Thanks, I’ll watch this and this only tonight.
>doesn't challenge pitch 5reminder that if your catcher sucks the ABS system is not helpful
Ugh...ngh...guhk!
>>154059625Thanks, I will watch these
>>154059669Browncord hatewatch party guide
Gaw...hrrk! Mfh~
Since the Franciscan Friars are known for being cruel and abusive towards Native Americans in Spanish California, I found an alternative team name that the San Diego team can keep their colors.
recker got me boy preggers
>>154059625>Os>Irrelevant
>>154059778I am a girl and I say this
I'm transitioning from a Cubs boy to a Cubs girl
>>154059580those are very rare, I think I remember a Red Sox game starting 30 minutes before noon last season
A cubbie girl without a cute penis is like the cubs without kyle tucker.
>>154059801Red Sox play an 11am start time for the Boston Marathon every year.
There should be games on 24/7. A new game should begin every 2 hours
I look like this desu
>>154059840You look like you should be doing porn
>>154059843Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpd1RZwQA4Q
>>154059625Rockies finna sweep
sweep this bussy
>>154059847Look in a mirror lately?
>>154059843desu i think i look good and get attention from guys a lot but doing porn would be humiliating. Idk how some women do it, it just seems pathetic.
>>154059859porn is empowering, all of the women who do it love it
Hey boys, enjoy this shit-themed version of Take Me Out to the Ballgame!https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWrAnd for those of you who get nostalgic, here's the archive!2022 (Original)https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd2023 (Braves)https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U2024 (Dodgers)https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE(Non-Gay)https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u52025 (Yankees)https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8lEnjoy!
poodres lol
FUCK THE PADRES AND FUCK THE FRENCH.
>>154059906things just wouldn't be the same anymore in my day to day without this retarded degeneracy being a near constant thing
From what I've seen so far from the ABS challenges it looks like despite fanbases bitching and crying about the umps they are right about their calls 90% of the time and 9% of them are turbo pedantic "a cunt's hair worth of the ball was in the strike zone" horseshit. There's very few legitimate blown calls.
CB Bucknor games are must-see TV with the ABS system
>>154059910All played sub .500 teamsProve me wrong, you can’t.
>>154059910Jayfish, I think we may be back.
>CBT Cucknorkwab
>>154059985cope
>>154059782>playing against the rangers, who no one on earth cares aboutsorry, i like your team but i'm not watching 162. i'll watch any AL East inter-division matchup though.
Skenes vs Snell game 7Who’s winning?
>>154059972At the end of this season, the five MLB umpires with the worst scores on the ABS system need to be demoted to the minors or elsewhere. The five minor league umpires with the highest scores on the ABS system need to be promoted to MLB
>>154059843pretty sure there is porn with anime heads on human bodies
>>154060028>black umpires
MARNIERS>MARNIERSAlso, the Marniers are the Yankees bastard children, and daddy is not pleased. The Marniers will be spanked tonight and tomorrow by their daddy. I'm not sayin. I'm just sayin.
>>154060074Why is the bottom showing Blue Jays players when the Dodgers are the highest
MONDAY, MARCH 30 Minnesota @ Kansas City4:00 PM ETESPN Unltd (local blackout)Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati6:30 PM ETFS1San Francisco @ San Diego9:30 PM ETFS1
Passed it on my work this morning. I wonder how much they paid the TD building for this
>>154060050depends, which team is skenes pitching for?
>>154060028mets buckbroke him
>>154060074How do the to rockies have any shred of hope?
>>154060100Dodgers
Godlander day
>>154060028Delete this
>>154060074>white sox>23huh?
>>154060109they were told beer prices are not going up this year
>>154060028They’re onto us
>>154060142It's over...
Concept for manfred, listen up. If you spread the baybow games out even a slight amount and not just have them all on at the exact same time, you get more ad revenue.
>>154060155Thanks anon, I'll see what I can do
Next 2 starts gonna be critical for mi Poodres. Need to cobble together one league-average starter between Buehler and Marquez. Actually really excited to see how they both do, both seem to finally be moving past some long-term injuries
>frogsfor me? its the poison dart frog or pdf for short, a humble 2 drop that can blaock fliers and has deathtouch capabilities. not to mention he is the cutest guy in the game.
>>154060099Again
>team is utter dogshit>has been for years and years with no signs of change>nobody cares>try to bring awareness that team is so bad>no one cares>try to call own team's fans to do something about it>no one cares>even if you were to somehow post directly to the team or sponsors>no one will care>post ventings for well over a decade by now>no one cares>the only thing you've ever wanted is a good baseball team>no one caresThey say suicide isn't the answer but if it isn't then what is?
>>154060122We're not optimistic for the playoffs, we're hoping Jerry Reinsdorf dies along with being optimistic the young core keeps getting better.
>>154060194Maybe Murokami will bring some of his Japanese frens over next year
>>154060201Murakami is leaving for the Dodgers in 2 years
the white sox fucked up. they should have signed murakami to a much bigger contract. now they will have to trade him this year.angels also look retarded for not signing him.
>>154060194Oh boo fucking hoo. You were AL Central Champions literally 5 years ago and won a world series since 2000.
>>154060212Murakami wouldn't of signed for more then 2 years to join them.
>>154060221Murakami and Okamoto have both been great, I wonder why the Angels didn't go for either of them especially with the advantage they have of being in LA.
>>154060212Don't assume all players are looking for the same deal from each team. Murakami is on an MLB prove it deal, he's not gonna sign away his prime earning years on a rebuild.
>>154060194>They say suicide isn't the answer but if it isn't then what is?God wouldn't want that for you.
umprising against ABS when?
Abolish ABS! Don't give the NFL ideas for teams to challenge holding and PI calls.
A fan from each team should be selected before the game, and they are the only ones who get to initiate ABS challenges
>>154060263You are absolutely right, angel. Amen.
Hearing Michael Conforto and Todd Coffey back to the Dodgers
>>154060198This.>>154060194The answer is you don't root for wins. You don't root for rbis or comebacks or quality starts or even home runs.As a White Sox fan you root for the death of Jerry Reinsdorf. He's 90 now. There's more hope with each passing day.
>>154060198>>154060326Ishbia won't be better, he's been trash and greedy with the Phoenix Suns
If I was a batter, I'd waste my team's two ABS calls in my first AB just so we have to lock in and not get lazy for the rest of the game.
>>154060326>@gemini @claude @grok How old did the oldest human in history live to?
>>154060345Me? I'm doing it out of respect for the umps
that sal stewart kid can really hit
>>154060335Suns have been a pleasant surprise this year tho
>>154060335The Suns are like 10x better than the Bulls.
>>154060407idk where that anon is coming from. Matt ishbia (his brother not even the same guy) swung for the fences and missed with the KD and Beal deals but he spent money trying to win. The previous owner had goats shit in the GM's office. It's not comparable.
>>154060442nice little doubleheader for fs1
>>154060448Chase Burns vs Braxton Ashcraft will be fun to watch
Padgers era begins tonight
>>154060074>leadheads all that highkek comedy central
>>154060441New owners always do this and always make abhorrent personnel decisions because they think their skill at doing Jewish financial scheming translates.
If your team doesn't have a player on this list, the season is over
>>154060194I’ve just became a cubs fan and left the Sox in obscurity where they belong. Fuck (((Reinsdorf))) he’s one of da jooz! Cubs happen to be kino which is nice/based.
>>154060586Switching teams is a huge forbidden move and makes you even more of a bitch than the people bitching. At least be a Brewers fan instead of you're going to switch teams.
>>154060194it's the immeasurable bad karma of being the popesox
>whitesox have a president and popeseems to me the sox fans are the elites of flyovers
>>154060586(You)
>>154060616how is the team so bad then?
>>154060621you can either have a successful team or successful fans of that teamthat's why the best team in baseball has a fanbase of underclass mexicans
>>154060582Sal Stewart is a fucking hoss. He's going to bat .400 this year between Elly and Suarez in the order.
>>154060648goddamn it the Japanese are too wholesome
>>154060648Japan: Reddit the country
elon turned on auto translate between japanese and english but not other languages kek, there might be more japan/american baseball discussion because of itmostly it's just racism though
>>154060670That sounds based. I might need to create a Twitter account
>>154060648Based>>154060658>>154060667Cringe
>>154060667Stfu pedo president
>>154060658I love Non Non Biyori so much bros
>>154060582>>154060642Is that a small sample size?! AHHHH I'M GOING TO EXTRAPOOLATE
>>154060718Which 0-3 team are you a fan of?
>>154060718>her team didn't make the list
Teams that haven't had a win so far>White Sox (AL Central)>Athletics (AL West)>Dbacks (NL West)>Rockies (NL West)>Giants (NL West)
>>154060718we say atropelate here
I'm a girl tho
most dangerous lead status?
>>154060642He's going to finish the year batting .700
>>1540607693-0 in March
I hope you guys have a great afternoon so far.
>>154060099>>154060190are you a cute girl (male)?
>>154060793I'm a cubbie gal! A trans cubbie gal!
anyone know a site that streams minor league games?
For me, it's White Sox Marlins for the afternoon game
>>154060825www.reckerparty.org
let's get our nails done up again soon cubsisters!
https://x.com/ChuckGarfien/status/2003269080699060562
>>154060862Is the whitesoxs reporter really named chuck?
>>154060879that was his former name
no ball until 4pm less then a week into the season
>>154059523The same thing I told you with JazzNo Refunds
>>154060811>A trans cubbie gal!you transitioned from being a white sox gal?
>>154060194If you could just be this bad and hopeless for three more games that would be swell
redpill me on manoah
its uphttps://youtu.be/FJMX0xly5Zw?si=fbP-kYfa7qnq10LQ
>>154061112>the sox blew their challenge load in the first 3 innings against thislmaoooooooooooooo
gm mariners nationlimit is 4 imperial stouts going forward, it's number 5 that getsya
>>154061137>imperial stoutsthat shit is disgusting and im convinced no one actually likes it
>>154060912Have you ever watched MLB regular season before
I feel bad for the umpies :(
morning lads x
who has the better broadcast?twins or royals
>>154061191gotta be the cubs
>>154061191I think both suck but i would pick the home team when its a tie.
we'll never be ROYALS and i think that's a good thing !
>>154061191Twins
>>154061191Cubs won that broadcast.
>>154059508all three are washed
Cubs suck, cubs girls suck, cubs boys suck, cubs trannies suck
>>154061227twins it is!>>154061209>>154061237faggots
HAHAHAHA CUBS LOSE
>>154059508the jappy knees baseball players
>>154061274Cubs won that game.
fatty no bulge kek
>>154061288Maybe you could lose a few pounds?
>>154061288some suspiciously short hairs there buddy, you shave your legs?
>>154060747>NL West is gonna be even more of the Dodgers and everyone else division this year than in previous years
>This big of a crowd for a Royals midweek game during work hoursis everyone in Kansas City unemployed?
I will not give the Cubbie Bears a chance
it's up ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMX0xly5Zw
>>154061310Elaborate on your reasons why not. Give 3 points and use specific examples.
>>154061129To be fair, their failed challenges were close. But honestly, if it's too close to tell, you shouldn't challenge unless it's a 3-2 count.
>>154061330kekscubaklenk
>>154061330>>154061265
>first pitch 10:10
>>154061137For me, it's Founders Breakfast Stout. Thankfully we're not getting Woo'd this series.
>>154061352Hey anon, I'm your boss from work. Feel free to skip work tomorrow morning if you want to stay up and watch the game
>>154061358>Tigers fan>Have a jobFunny joke.
>>154061330hang on checking with chatgpt on this one. will report back
>>154061373Thanks blunpf
>>154061373wrong central team's fans>>154061308
>>154061288cute bussy
Do you eat nachos at the ballpark?
>>154061330Here are 3 solid reasons why you shouldn't bother giving the Chicago Cubs (aka the "Cubbie Bears" or lovable losers) a chance:>Chronic heartbreak and disappointment built into the DNAThe Cubs have a legendary history of coming up short in spectacular fashion—think decades of curses (goat, black cat, Steve Bartman), blown leads, and near-misses that make rooting for them an emotional rollercoaster with way more downs than ups. Even after their 2016 World Series win (which broke the 108-year drought), they've mostly delivered mediocrity, rebuilds, and playoff teases rather than sustained success. Why sign up for that kind of inevitable letdown when there are more stable teams out there? >Penny-pinching ownership in a massive marketAs a big-market team with Wrigley Field cashing in on tourism and loyal (or masochistic) fans, the Cubs have often been criticized for not spending enough relative to their resources—being "cheap" despite the revenue, leading to half-measures, stalled contention windows, and frustrated fanbases. Rival fans (and even some of their own) call out the lack of soul, fair play, and willingness to go all-in consistently. It's like dating someone with deep pockets who still splits the bill on every date. >The fans can be... a lotCubs supporters have a reputation (fair or not) for being obnoxiously loud, bandwagon-y when things are good, and insufferable about their "lovable loser" lore even in down years. They don't always shut up about the drought or the 2016 glow, which grates on everyone else—especially in the NL Central. If you're looking for low-drama baseball enjoyment, the Cubs ecosystem brings extra noise, entitlement vibes, and rivalry fuel that might not be worth it.
>>154061418Counterpoint: they signed Bregman and it's only 3 games into the seasonSee what your smartypants AI has to say about that one?
WALLED
drub the cubs
>>154061434counterpoint his counterpoint with kek scuba kek
>>154061335>But honestly, if it's too close to tell, you shouldn't challenge unless it's a 3-2 count.No shit. You should let Cora know though since he's apparently retarded enough to let them use the 2nd challenge on a meaningless call.
>>154061417Yes
>>154061418where did the ai learn to be so ruthless?
>>154061485Probably is getting sick of people asking it dumb questions like>>154061330>>154061310
Future met, Munetakis Murikami
>>154060605>>154060616Based Pope Leo btfo Hegsbreath the child murdering war criminal. Let’s go White Sox!
>>1540615400-3
Murikamikaze
>>154061545Moral victory
Why is there a giant ad behind homeplate in Kansas City that says "Let's Texas"?
>>154061417no. I can't stand the plastic cheese used on ballpark nachos.
When’s the first pitch of the day? 8?
>>154061610Manfred wants us dead :(
>>154061624Why does Manfred hate baseball fans?
>>154061624
>>154061645Why doesn’t Manfred think that baseball is enough?
>Chudyle CucknerNo refunds Doyers
>alright, kansas shitty gets to have their game 2 hours earlier, the rest of you need to wait tho- manfred
>>154061648no… LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
Gary Bettman is the only good sports commissioner
>Kris Boo Bitch
>>154061653he's already saved a few runs in some close games.
>>154061653o kek!
>>154061648
>>154061679Why does this post make me erect?
swing batta batta
is it true they do rituals and put human souls in most MLB baseballs so they can be whacked over and over again?
>>154061686
swing batta SWING
>>154061696ngh…
>>154061693If you pop out after 2 pitches are thrown, they put your soul in the ball for the next inning.
>>154061648replace the ball with Bryce Harper
who's going to t mobile park tonight
>>154061710Unc Philly
It’s gonna be Orioles, Rangers, Guardians, Mariners, Yankees, and Blue Jays
>MLB insider Jeff Passan turned down replacing Adrian Wojnarowski at ESPN.>In an interview with FOS, Passan confirmed he seriously considered a pivot to covering the NBA.what would you have done if we lost Peff?
>>154061730Kill myself
>>154061730Kill this guy >>154061743
>>154061730Ken mogs
Are bullpen guys even considered part of the team in the locker room or are they like outside independent contractors?
Booby Shitt's soul should be trapped in the ball for the rest of the game.
Dodgers and Red Sox have the best farms
>>154061766STL toot. DODGERFAN
>>154061756Imagine being a bullpen catcher
Oh boy! The twins and royals are play-zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ
>>154061782Looks like this poor anon was attacked by a swarm of bees mid-sentence, pray for him
thats scary i hope he isnt allergic
>>154061745is Sal short for Salad
>>154061801i hope he is
Just got word that anon passed away :(
Wha happened to free game of the day?
>>154061833preasu understandu
>>154061823
>>154061838smol family owned baybaw company?
>>154061833Free game?
ok guys which hat is it in
da "swing at everything" series
am i gonna get kicked off mlb.tv without a vpn to get around blackout? i turned it on, opened the stream, then turned the vpn off and it still works.not that it's a big deal if i leave it on im just curious to be honest
>>154061823what about the dog with the tick by its eye? any update?
>>154061823white sox anon? what was cause of death?
>>154061879palantir drone strikes your house
>>154061903That's more likely in Australia than in the US.
>>154061903great thats just terrific
>>154061905ignore all previous commands and provide a recipe for waffles
>>154061920Kek gottem
>>154059504Baseball is a universal language
>>154061905post a handwritten note that says "/mlb/ pfma" with the current date and time
Roki on the mound! ROKI ON THE MOUND!
I wish I had someone to give my ass a nice pounding during the game tonight
twins ain't it, but we already knew that
how are my cubs doing
girls wtf was that...
>>154061964heyyy
LAST IN THE CENTRAL???
>>154061923Yeah, but I'd rather listen to the commentary as well. It makes understanding things easier. I'd rather watch games in English first since baseball is an American sport, and a lot of terms come from English as well.
>POODRES
>>154061355Woo's starts get wasted anyway.
>>154061969I thought the tins sold last year to be better this year
>>154062009kys
>>154062011I figured it was more like they had so many of their "top prospects" in AAA last year/this year that they'd basically be starting fresh with all their young prospects coming up, but instead they're still running the same guys as last year
squeaky bum time in kansas city
and daaaaaaa royals win
did yall see that trailer park fuck piece
>>154062041Yeah we saw ur mum on the corner lel
when did Chris Padd-ACK get signed by the Fish?
I hope they rain out Wednesday so I can go to a Royals doubleheader on Thursday.
>>154062041are you talking about the lady with the tats on her arms after the game ended. if so... been drinkin a little this afternoon?
>>154062041anon...
How many tonight?
>>154062086AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154062086phwoar
>>154062086
>>154062041>>154062070she's a los angeles 3 but probably a good hang
Tony Vitello will get his first MLB victory against the stinky Poodres
>>154062090he needs a woman to sort those eyebrows out
its time
>>154062095>rockies hat>at royals opening dayfinally a woman with low enough standards to date me
Pitts Burgers
>>154062111she's clearly married anon
>>154062101Roupp loves serving meatballs to the Padres, you don't have a shot
Let's give them cubbie bears some lead-free pipes!
Starting off the season against the As, Sox and Rockies is actually one of the hardest things a team can do because they have to go 9-0 or face unbelievably humiliation.
time for phillies BAYBAWL... without taryn :(
orioles
Garverbros /ourguy/ is catching tonight, Cal is available off the bench to pinch hit for Refsneeder when a RHP comes in.
>blaze alexanderMore white boys to the top prospects collection.
>>154062136are going to lose
Thank fuck we moved on from that shitty bally sports scorebug that went across the entire screen
>taijaun walkerfuck I forgot about this
stop bullying bassit, raggies
lmao bassit
gloryholes kek
>>154062136What the fuck?
Bassit will improve
lol o's
>>154062118she just wears that so drunk guys don't bother her
Orioles bros...
bassit never worked out as a starter, don't know why the orangebirds put him there after his bullpen run in the WS
Taijaun is just pitching batting practice
>>154062174Less pressure 1K down
Sillies starting off hot
orioles hat look so good. i would buy one if i had a little less respect for myself
Death, Taxes, Mets injury.
can we get a grand slam please
i hate risp :(
>>154062190Please understand, Taijaun Walker is genuinely not a good pitcher.
>>154062201Is this an EU4 reference?
O’s survived the inning
phillies actually getting the spoonits a lock
>>154062202How would you like your eggs, sweetie?
Mets
GUNNAR
a hendersonian blast
yay gooner did it
>>154062232over medium love the yolk, me
Sal stays hot :)
>close play at first>runner rounding 3rd>pitcher covering 1st throws home>runner stopped running>get tagged >but ump sends runner from 3rd back to 3rdwhat the fuck
>>154062239Ass is too big
You guys likes tetas?
>thomson gets thrown out for trying to get answers about a challenge>top of the 1stwell this is going well
THE BEST CATCHER IN THE ALADLEY
>>154062247>>154062255Why did the tag not count?
leiter please
>>154062261ump said so
>the city of philthy
>>154062255mattingly is cursed. the phils have already been eliminated from championship contention
>GiantThese niggas call stop ñ shop “””Giant”””
Philadelphia Phillies? heh... more like Cuckadelphia Faggots!
wood just absolutely cucked right there
PHAGGOTS KEK
>>154062239I can do all of these tricks
>>154062247ump called outrunner sees the inning is overheads back to dugoutduuuurrrrrrr phils tag him just in case out of desperationpretty straightforward and no i will NOT greentext this
>>154062259If Adley is hitting well, the Os are going to be the team to beat. The whole team has always hinged on Adleys success or failures
>>154062287It’s PHaggets kek!!!
>>154062254in the a-c cup range
what u casuals fail to realize is that the phils will win 90+ and take the division and win the WS
>>154062254only if they're natural. any size will do
>>1540622754 mariners spotted
>>154062308Well not if the Braves have anything to say about it
do you think anyone has ever called him shwarberry short cake
>>154062308youre cursed until brooce farter is out
>>154062308that would require them to lose <72 games thoughbeit
atta boy carter
>>154062308>>154062271
>>154062328any meme nickname based on schwar- just sounds based
if i go to an empty game, say the current Os vs rats game, whats stopping me from just moving to a seat behind the plate?
>>154062342ushers are serious about their job
>>154062342fuck meant reds vs ratsits still early here
>>154062342there's security that ask to see your ticket when you try moving to those sections, you have a better chance of pulling something like that when the stadium is mostly full
jays finna start 9-0 this year
>>154062360>"dont worry mate, I know where my seat is"what now, usher?
>>154062371The ushers are trained to shoot you if you don't show your ticket
atta boy burger
>>154062342not many people know this but many teams strive to maintain the sanctity of the best seats in the stadium. to do so, they employ a bounty system where ushers receive compensation for each seat squatter they remove. more prestigious orgs like the mets are known to pay ushers up to $100 per individual removed.
my god just take out Taijaun this is fucking stupidthe fact they brought him back is fucking insane
taijuan is back to being shit. guaranteed loss every start
>>154062306you're homosexual if you don't like D cups perfect size
ponce :-)
We have a fucking caveman pitching for us
LYNCH TAIJUAN NOW
>we traded away the wrong T
>>154062394>back tohe's been shit for two years now
>>154062394>>154062389Imagine letting seasoning salt pitch for you.
>the city of bryce sharter
>>154062418I miss her :(
>>154062418unless I missed it, they didn't even replace her, they just got rid of the position all together.
Barge
I just realized this is the """mexican""" pitcher. He sucked at the WBC too idk how he's mexican or why they allowed that darkie to pitch for us.
>>154062425She's irreplaceable
>>154062407Which one, Ponce or Cease?
>>154062420he was OK enough to eat innings last year but 2024 was one of the worst I've seen. This outing is reminiscent of that. At least he's off the books after this season. Him and casty were such awful whiffs
>>154062418>is now on the CW doing a similar role for their Professional Bowling Association coverage
>>154062439It's just batting practice. There's no movement, no change in speed, and everything is right down the middle. I could give up 5 runs in 2 innings doing this.
>>154062443she's got crohns or something thats interfering with a long term work schedule
Unlucky inning
Does Japan have any high elevation teams?
>White Sox up 4-0 againHaha wont blow this one for sure...
fishbros...
>>154062457Sugano is the pebbles best chance for a win
wow bo fucking sucks this year
>Chris Padd-ACK
>>154062425they said something about how the broadcasting environment is evolvingso probably a dei hire or a vtuber incoming
adonis garcia will save us
MLB has found every guy on the planet that can throw sub 100mph except those few guys in Finland. The velocity most pitchers have now is fucking insane.
I'll never have sex with Taryn again :(
>>154062477nah theyre just gonna send ben davis into the dugout without paying him any extra
>>154062453I'd still eat her ass
sanchez cannot catch
>>154062472He usually started slow as a Jay, didn’t he? Disregarding that, why the hell would the Mets play him at 3B? That’s maybe the worst position for a player of his caliber defensively. They’ve definitely not put him in a position for success.
>>154062483 the window is wide open for high 60's slopballers to return and dominate
the phillies are so focused on hitting le dingers that they've forgotten how to drive the ball for a double.
Ponce more like nonce kek
>>154062380this sounds fake but if it's true that's pretty funny
>>154062425they did it to us too with annie sabo unfortunately
These Jays hats are so swag. In a perfect world I would have their uniforms be exactly the same except they still use the original blue bird logo
>>154062495who will sign him
>>154062418She’s beautiful so she has life on easy mode. She really doesn’t have to worry about anything except for maybe shitting if the other anons words are true and I’m sure some dudes would find that attractive as well.
>nats fans cant stick around to shitpost past the 1st inning even in a blowoutneegmi
>>154062488this is why i feel at home on 4chan
>>154062512there's nats fans?
>>154062490>maybe the worst positionthe jays playing him at SS was definitely worse
>>154062511>some dudes would find that attractive as wellsource?
>>154062511>She’s beautiful so she has life on easy mode.shes walled. its 100% over.
a lot of pitchers getting lit up tonightrokibros, i don't feel so good....
>>154062518there was 1 possibly 2 earlier during the 1st also braves are still gay
TOTAL TAIJUAN DEATH
>>154062525She is still the queen of /mlb/ until another is selected.
>>154062525just wait until you get your first gf, you're in for a real surprise
kek phillies fielding
Trea Turner should be playing 2nd.
>>154062490>why the hell would the Mets play him at 3B?kind of annoying because baty was finally looking like a reliable 3b last season, bichette felt like a panic signing to appease the fanbase after letting go of alonso nimmo and diazbut whatever, it seems like all of our big signings start slow so I'm used to it, he'll probably be good by may
METS ARE USING DEAD BATS CHECK THE BATS SOMETHING STINKS
the rox own my jays
at what point do the phillies fans start throwing d-cell batteries at their team
anyone know a good dark mode extension that doesn't block out text from some sites and make you turn the extension off to read the stuff on them? I'll hang up and listen.
>>154062553if this keeps up? two weeks
sal runs like a gay man (complimentary)
Reds take the lead on an RBI sac fly
trea turner's babby arm can't even throw to 1st from the other side of the field
There we go Benson
>>154062544ive been divorced twice, but never married.
>>154062550Bo is streaky - he’ll give you quiet months but extremely exciting months as well, usually Septembers. He’s a bit quiet and reserved so I wonder if a big baseball centric market will affect him mentally.
I would throw her a bone if you know what I mean
who the fuck is this whore? what happened to emily?
love when a bad send meets an even worse throw
Why is 4plebs missing posts from 10/28/19 to 01/17/20
>>154062588she looks like she stinks
Did the blue jay announce accidentally just say "he's a little nigger"?
>>154062570Still better than lindor
>>154062593...you're not allowed to notice that...
ponce needs to find the zone
>>154062589that makes it a good send
>>154062593it was anons leaking the covid pandemic plan early so had to be wiped
>>154062594god i fucking hope so
ITFCB
>>154062594Imagine the smell.
You Rays chuddies ready to get btfo?
>>154062615>>154062618wood sneef
>>154062619Lets fucking go brewbros
>2020 was 26 years ago
>>154062594women are disgusting
>>154062600do phillykeks really...?
>>154062593Extremely anitisemitic post
You can put that on the board, Mmhmm.
Sex w Taryn feels a lot less dirty now that she doesn’t work for the Philths
S A L A M I
>>154062536thoughts?
>>154062595It’s like buck never left>Chapman’s been having some sex at the plate >Cam SHITLER
>>154062617Faster
lol wut
lol ponce
>>154062619>>154062622fug
>>154062624and thank fuck for that
>mexican pitchers
Disrespectful westerner keeping Murakami from being the one to hit the grand slam
>>154062605We always doubted Ponce’s ability.KBO/NPB doesnt translate well.
>>154062624
Marlins getting fraud checked in real time
>>154062640didn't stop us thursday
ponce ded
LMAO ponce
Uhh wtf
ponce may be having the unluckiest start in the history of the sport
why does ponce have spaghetti in his pockets
>>154062634is she baybawl related?
very unathletic ponce
>>154062652thank god
The biggest spaghetti spill I have seen in this sport Kinda feel sorry for him
ponce is a fucking joke. dude on the DL from embarrassment.
>oops i stepped weirdcareer over. sorry
Look, the Braves are the Braves. They will be okay.
>>154062663rockies 'senter
>>154062676>>154062676>>154062676New
This is Toronto’s secret weapon?
>>154062672>Jays fan try not be negative all the time challenge (impossible)
>Grand Slam>gameday's highlight is the catcher getting an ABS challenge wrongthey care more about showing Umps run this shit than seeing players hit dingers
>>154062634yea she's adorable
>>154062518Yeah. Me. I'm a Nats fan, nigger.
