audience participation editionfooty on thursdaybane v pies 7:30pm AEDT at the gabbatoir
>>154061343There's no need to post these
Good morning alf
>>154061343Lil bro flew through the air from a shrugged tackle
>piehater is already sperging out Kek, absolutely pathetic
did we decide if meat is good or bad for you yesterday? I forget
>>154061450It's the only way you'll learn, Nick
>piespastic thinks one post is a spergoutsad insecure little man kek
>>154062227Pretty bad actually
houndmaxxing day one
is collagen a meme or legit?
I am still in disbelief that the Blues lost from that half time lead.
just did a massive stinky brown afl media landscape
the only afl media i consume is alf
>>154062583was the last carlton game you watched the 95 granny mate? all they do is fade out after half time
>>154062681crisp monkeposterdo you reckon they should have moved merrett on as a dosnman? my biggest issue with the idea is that the dosn are already one of the youngest teams in the comp and have very little experience, in a rebuild you need older players who will stand up and guide the younger ones. exchanging that experience for even more youth when your list is young isn't really the move imo
>>154062914That one looked like a lock though. I simply don't understand how their second quarters can be so bad. It does not make sense.
>>154062952>exchanging that experience for even more youth when your list is young>Micksperg is in charge of >essendons 2026 list.
>>154062952hard to call i agree with both sides at the end of the day tho i reckon merrett is more valuable off field as a mentor for sharp, farrow and robey (goated) than on field. we don't have any leaders. extra draft picks would have been great but it's always a crapshoot in these drafts especially with father son rules. its more complicated that he was contracted too. its just one of those things were everyone has an opinion on and there's no clear right or wrong answer. just business. its literally ground zero at the hanger atm. its great. footy with no expectations just kids trying to play a mans game.
>>154063017just to backend on this, dodoro really fucked up picking perkins over holmes and cox over gulden. cunt fucked us.
>Port Adelaides midfield
https://youtu.be/c2GFGsFdURU
listening to dwaynes world and carlton supporters think all they need is a winning culture no cunts all you need is a proper deep rebuild
on the vline
>>154063008yeah every time they play it looks like a lock for a win at h/t then a massive bedshit occurs
ive achieved a zen state that my pooties are fucked for at least 10 years and i am expecting to lose on the weekendi just hope they properly rebuild
>>154063885im sure collingwood will need to raid your team for some sloppy seconds to fit their list and their supporters will claim they have stolen a star
>>1540638853 or 4 draft picks for butters end of this year will go a long way towards that.
>>154063957need a huge cleanout of list cloggers like the two spuds from gws and fred. it's also an essendon situation where the list is actually very young so idk if draft picks will really help>>154063942butters going to collingwood is not going to help either team lol, no point having a star midfielder when you have no forwards and a backline with no depth
Do my pies have a good chance against the lions? Can't be dealing with a loss atm
Plenty of tickets left for the dosn vs dees blockbuster
>>154064138both teams are shithouse and over rated
>The West Coast Eagles have rewritten the V/AFL record books after defeating the Power in Adelaide on Sunday.>The enthralling 13.14 (92) to 13.12 (90) victory was their second of the season, adding to their win last weekend over North Melbourne.>It means they’ve now surpassed their win tally from last season already, making them the fastest team in history to achieve the feat, according to statistician sirswampthing.>It also means they’ve won two straight games for the first time in 596 days and currently has them sitting in eighth place on the ladder.
>>154063957Agreed.Port will be ready to plunder the first of three compromised Tassie drafts!
>>154064138We don’t lose important games mate, we will be fine
might have to update bombers days since last finals win to days since last win
312 days since Essendon won a game
>>1540643957877 days since last finals win312 days since last win
Who will be the 20th team?
>>154064445Canberra
>>154064457When are they in? 2030?
'Pirates' is a good and underused team nickname. Reckon Port should've been branded as the Pirates.
>>154064472Pirates almost sounds as gay as the dockers
southport sharks is so much more kino than gold coast suns
>>154064531This is true
>>154064472Pirates was actually considered i believe
Drop punt
flick pass
>Mitch Brown, the first AFL player to come out as bisexual, has announced some heartwarming personal news with his partner.>The AFL’s first openly bisexual player Mitch Brown has announced he is expecting a child with his partner later this year. Sex?... with a woman?
>>154064630Kill journo scum
mumza is howling at the latest edition of bec's unhinged reviews
soulful mumza
>>154064138problem with the pies is no forward line and moore out, so howe is the only good defender on the park. cameron is better than either of brisbane's current rucks though.think it will be a loss and one of those annoying comeback ones too, bane like to coast until they need to turn it on.
wonder if afl players are allowed to play the uncensored version of money for nothing when they do their warm up in the rooms
>>154064472it is a good name but power is betteralso fond of victory as a team name but the only one i know is a wogball team
>>154064840Thinking about trading him in for Milera but torn between his role and potential Watkins matchups for Poort
>>154064840guys with hair like that always look really sweaty and smelly
>>154064917fuck it's sexy
>sings soulfully to you
>>154064630person in relationship with opposite sex voice: oh yeah i'm bisexual btw... yeah i'm attracted to the opposite sex... sometimes........
saw someone with the last name spackerthought of you spackers
that's not my last name though
>>154061343We need webms of Wilmot's back to back spoiling attempts in the fourth quarter against the Aints. Kid is a gun.
>>154064531Should have been promoted to AFL. Suns suck.
>>154062227It's beneficial. You are your ancestors evolved to be the way they are specifically through eating meat. Humans have canine and molar teeth for a reason and they did not not evolve to have them for just eating vegetables.
>>154063017No one makes better off field mentors for young players than disgruntled players going through the motions until they can request another trade.
>>154065302you think merrett is going to act unprofessional this year and be a sook all year? fair opinion really, i can see how someone with your history can make that call. i don't personally agree with it however.
disgruntled players sometimes perform better in their 'stuck' time so to increase their value come trade talks
>>154064711>Gazza for nothing>Gazza for nothing and TK for free>See the little master with the gather and the clearance>Yeah, buddy, he's got no hair>That little master got his own damn sherrin>That little master, he's the GOAT's own heir
>>154065338I didn't say he would act unprofessional, but I also don't think his heart will be in it or he'll have any investment on seeing the kids become great players at the club because he no longer feels connected to the place. And every passing week with them playing worse and worse while he thinks how he could and should be playing finals after putting in his hard work and listening to the false promises of the Essendon hierarchy will just diminish his enthusiasm even more. By halfway through the season he'll be in preservation mode and his only focus will be maintaining his body for his next club. And Essendon will get less for him than they would have.
I LOVE MYI LOVE MYI LOVE MYGAZZA TK
>>154065352People like this is how a club can continue to botch every decision, fuck up repeatedly, not win a final for 21 years, and still have their supporters think they're a big club.
>>154065383just two more weeks
>>154065425You mean 24 more long, long weeks.
>>154065478yeah and then we put our hand out for an assistance pick like the eagles, demons, north and lions all have historically received.its gonna be great.
>>154065503Sorry mate you aren't big 4 anymore so keeping you relevant isn't important no assistance pick for you. Also you kept Merret he's more than enough assistance to your young players.
>>154065526haha got mereally done me in there
>>154065503desu i really feel like the afl has a hate boner for the dosn for some reason so i doubt it will happen i mean why did the dosn get raped by the drug cheat charges when the same doctor and his crony worked at geelong? its comical, literally all the geelong players came out and defended the guy as well, probably because his drugs helped them win hips like the cheating scum they are.
>>154065536also as an igg we are gunna pull the ladder up behind us so others can't benefit from what we did
WE'VE GOT TO GET ANOTHER TOP 4 SPOTWE'VE GOT TO MAKE A PRELIMARYYYYY
*points at a handsome fella*
>>154065562no-one cares about this cringe mick you worthless coomer
>>154065562more like handsome shiela iykwim haha
>>154065560can you leave it down for another year maybe cheers ta xor atleast force those who wish to rise to pay in iggsbucks to climb it instead of nepobucks like most big clubs
>>154062538That's a whisk.
>>154065503Good luck with that. Norf have been shit forever and they've got a few end of first round draft picks. Bane were dogshit for a decade with five bottom 4 finishes and got one end of first round pick which they traded out. Iggs have got nothing. If you're banking on assistance picks to dig you out of the hole you're in you're already beyond fucked.
my dosn DESERVE assistance picks
>>154065370>>154065405>>154065561*shreds the axe*
>>154065623They DESERVE relegation.
>>154065623ridley's almost back brother, dig deep
>>154065575*pokes tongue at a cranky fella*
There is a world where dosn get butters in a psd and have merret still.
For anyone living in Melbourne are there any good shows in the Melbourne Comedy Festival? Did see the blues v dees game which was a laugh
>>154065750yeah there's a good one called 'afl house'
>>154065750The House of Bulger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qKYQNtF11eg
>>154065781takin it to the streets
>>154064457Send the dons to canberra iykwim
>>154065789>lions player signalling how much he wants to suck a black man's penisseems about right
>>154065820first merge them with gws and become the murray darling bombers, then give them some home games in ballarat and albury wodonga
>>154065820haha ikwym
>>154065821>collingwood supporter's first thought when seeing an image is about sucking a black man's penisseems about right
>>154065867brisbane are far more homosexual than collingwood. let that sink in.
This one goes out to the dosn men inhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=GlRQjzltaMQ
>>154065900slappa da baaayyss
i see no changeswake up in tha mornin and i ask myselfis life worth livin or should i blast myself?
>>154065931kek
>Esava Ratugolea will require ankle surgery and set to miss several months of the season
>>154066000Port are already improving
>>154066000>Esava Rataugolea>A soft ankle queerKWAB
I hate the fucking eagles man.
>>154066030
why are collingwood considered the most homosexual club in footy?
>>154066030this feels like a turkbro post
>>154066055several reasons
>>154066055they aren't anymore
>>154065882Darcy Moore and Isaac Quaynor play for Collingwood. It doesn't get gayer than that. let that sink in.
I support the Lions because we need a team that sucks cock and eats ass and gets fucked in the ass with cocks and eats cum.
Ross the boss is very effeminate in his mannerism.
homophobic slur > wiping blood on someones facebtw
i think any streaming service worth a fuck should have some kind of sports streaming 24/7
pop quiz: what team does micksperg support?
>>154066173perth iykwim haha
>>154066082>closet casesor>confirmed pooftersnot very youi lion pride of you trying to erase your clubs identity champ
>>154066173Canberra
train is live bros
>>154066139Coming soon to a country near you
>>154066000i hate being alive
>>154066102It's high time
>>154066174>>154066178haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
give it upit's us and themgive it up it's us or them
>>154066179who cares, syztmz been on for hours
Now now why don't you get a job?
>>154066204train is the goat
realistically who can port beat this yeardosn and bloos? reckon the tigs will rape my poorties
>>154066241they're going to finals in the wildcard slot
>>154066241tiggsaintsbluesdeesdons
>>154066213it's an interesting discussion
>>154066249the dees will rape poorttigs alsoaints probably will too
bought $180 worth of food on saturday and already all gone
>>154066267crisp caviar and truffle enjoyer
>>154066000the season doesn't even go for 7 months
need more bread and circuses please sir
>>154066179Haven't watched him since he just gambles all day
>>154066294he's getting more unhinged and more unhinged and his gambling addiction has hit truly remarkable heightsit's not very entertaining outside of being a good anti-gambling PSA
>>154066213I'm trying my best :(
>>154064472>>154064531This is spam
Kane reckons Will Brodie, Jase Burgoyne and Lachie Jones aren't cut out for AFL.He's probably right.
>>154066254No way in hell Saints beat PortThey are far grimmer than you relise
>>154066315jase burgoyne is perfectly fine but he might be right about the others
>>154066320poot will be lucky to win a single qtr against them the aints are fucking shit but poot are worse
Will Brodie be dropped this week?
almost bed time
>>154066179based
>arguments about who is more dire than your own team
nick daicos
iggs
>>154065750Sean Collier and Joel Temperly are good
>>154066391The face that strikes fear into dockies supporters.
could go me a succulent chinese meal desu
>>154066390MUST trade reid
>>154066358yeah you'll be having a lot of those later cheating shats fag
Clubs that are in no man's land:St KildaCarltonEssendonPort PowerGWSWhich of these clubs do you think has the best outlook? And which one has the worst outlook?
>>154066419How does David King explain Iggs beating Norf when Norf had more first round draft picks playing?
>>154066442This is a repost
>>154066315Jase has skills hes just a beanpole and hasn't put on any weight in his multiple years in the system. Very reoccurring port adelaide issue though with failing to put weight on skinny players.Brodies first game at AFL level for 3 years so ill cut him some slack. Correct about Jones. Also Meade not cut out for AFL, nor Ollie Lord (who was dropped after round 1)
>>154066442forgot collingwoodcarlton has the best, dosn probably the worst
>This is a repost
>>154066442Who I'd rather be rn:GWS > Saints > Port > Carlton > Essendon
>>154066450Collingwood are FUCKED
>>154066450>carlton has the bestIf you think Carlton have a better list than GWS than you're an extreme cazzie.
>>154066442Its hilarious how 10 years ago carlton and essendon were shit then and are shit now. After how many attempts to rebuild?Honestly just fold these clubs. They are permanently stuck on their history and cant get passed it.
Collingwood will be in no man's land soon, but hard to say they are right now while they're winning (albeit against poor opposition). They'll probably finish 9th/10th this year then start drop off cause no youth and they won't get Butters.
>>154066457they don't at the moment but gws is mindbroken and their oldies are their best players, yet about to retire. they're going to be shithouse. carlton at least has a younger list and jagga smith is looking like a generational talent. i would rather be a carlton fan than a gws fan.
Doggies/Hawks will be legit dangerous next year with Butters.
would be interesting if jake stringer becomes an imam after retirement
Holy shit I’m horny
>>154066471will be impressive seeing him play for both of them
>2025>season fucked by massive injury list>2026>only at round 3>already missing Rozee, Bergman, Powell-Pepper, Marshall, Zerk-Thatcher, Sinn and now Ratugolea with injury, all likely in the best 22FUCK sake.At least Wines should be back this week
>>154066471they are 3rd and 4th favourite for the flag right now. not a lot in it either.
>>154066466>start 1-3 because 8 of your best 22 are injured>they're mindbrokenRetard
crazy how many injuries there are in the afl these days, what could have possibly caused this
>>154066488>At least Wines should be back this weekYou clearly don't go to games, he's been a useless passenger since 2023
think i'm going to get shredded sick of being a fat cunt
>>154066502Just added another round guys!
BIG BOOTY BITCHESi liekBIG BOOTY BITCHESass just edges out titties fer me
>>154066504Focus on living healthily
AFL tonight on.They showed some Collingwood kid in the wheelchair wearing the black and white guernsey, not looking too good and probably with advanced stage leukemia.But all he could get was a photo with Carlton and Norf players, the designated AFL "heroes" for good friday.Imagine you're in palliative care and you get Norf and Carlton players sent over to cheer you up.
>>154066503Still better than Meade
I asked the doctor to prescribe me test as i wasn't feeling as much of a man as i wanted and he told me to bugger off. I said it would be gender affirming care but he didn't buy it.
>>154066439you are living in a thousand year aryan reich and you WILL enjoy it
>>154066515>piss is better than poo
>>154066518not a single good player in this groupthe shats are DONE when danger is gone
If Hawthorn don't nail Geelong on Monday, they can officially be classified as pretenders along with Fremantle and Adelaide.There's no excuse. Last two years Dangerfield alone won the game for Geelong and he's not there. Geelong's old farts can cover narrow Kardinia but good teams should be able to run them off the MCG, just like Brissy in the Grand Final.
>>154066520crisp hawthorn customer
>>154066488my pooties are SHITwe are DONEanother SHIT year
>>154066521>>154066523
>>154066529*paying under the table
why do you guys like bailey smith so much?
>>154066535Hes a hsgf chad
I quit my tipping comp even though I'm coming second. That Carlton result was the final straw for me.Carlton was such a good tip, all the normoids were tipping Melbourne cause they were "looking better" and marked favourite in the betting. Carlton were the smart tip cause Melbourne were coming back from a Perth trip, have a much younger less experienced squad, and Carlton had two weeks to work on second half fadeouts. The first quarter reflects exactly why Carlton should've won.Who the fuck is supposed to anticipate that they would perform an unprecedented choke? And against a young team who have no experience with big comebacks (in fact, Melbourne were on the end of the AFL record comeback last year) and they were coming back from a tough Perth loss. It's just bullshit, and I'm not putting up with it anymore.
>>154066442GWS isn't in the same situation as the other clubs imo. This year is a write off due to injuries but they still have a list capable of competing for a flag when they have everyone fit. Is starting to feel like they missed their best shot in 2024 but I think their window is still open for at least another two years. Once Greene, Hogan, Kelly, Whitfield, Stringer, and Coniglio retire the window probably shuts for a while and they've never been a destination club so will probably have to restore their list solely through the draft. Got some good kids though and Green, Callaghan, Taylor, Cadman, Buckley, and Ash is a good core to build around and they'll all still be in their 20s. How their future looks really depends on how well all their late first round picks they've brought in over the last few years come on this year and the next. They're not even close to Carlton and Essendon in terms of dire situations.
fuck up nonce
>>154066535I don't? He's a wanker who thinks he's much better than he really is.The fact that he chooses to kick the ball so much when kicking is his biggest weakness speaks volumes. Desperately wants those meters gained stats for the awards.
>>154066544>Carlton was such a good tip>The team that fell over the line against the Tigers because Lynch couldn't kick straight and haven't been able to play a second half for close to 3 years was the smart tip
>>154066544Don't give up bro with that keen insight you will surely that the lead with your ability to predict upsets
>>154066544>It's just bullshit, and I'm not putting up with it anymore.
>>154066545Coniglio and Hogan are 100% cooked. Did you see the Collingwood match? They're done mate.Kelly? This is a guy currently getting paid $1.6m to not play. Degenerative hip injury, same as guys like Crameri. Finished.Taylor doesn't play. Tom Green is going to Tasmania. A lot of the other promising young players will likely jump ship when their contracts are up.
>>154066545GWS best shot was actually when they still had Jeremy Cameron
>>154066558Yes. It doesn't make logical sense to allow a team like Melbourne to run all over you in the second half. I could imagine the Doggies or Sydney doing this, but not Melbourne with their very young squad.That game should've been done and dusted as soon as Carlton were up by 43 points. Even if they suck at second halves, you just play in a way that frustrates the younger opposition. The fact that this didn't happen meant the dumb tip won.
>>154066559I was the only one in my comp who tipped Melbourne to beat St Kilda in round 1, and in my competition that means you get a x2 multiplier for the round, so I went into the lead.But my patience has officially ran out. I do not accept such a dumb tip getting up when it should've been finished after the first quarter.
do you men get hard willies
KANGAKANGAKANGA
Getting sick of these Duursmas. Why do they all have to play AFL? Only one of them is a good player, and they all have shitty bogan names.
>>154066598Yaz, for mine
Why are modern AFL players such NPCs? Why can't they be more like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f98U9Y-TdbY
if i had sons i'd call them steely, tarquin and shadeau
Yeah credit to the boys put in the effort walked away the win
>>154066568I'll admit Coniglio is cooked. I put him last on that list for a reason and almost didn't put him at all but Hogan can still play. I think that foot is still giving him trouble and if they had more players available he wouldn't be playing. Cadman is ready to take the mantle as number one and if Hogan is fit and has the 2nd/3rd best defender he'll look a lot better. Still managed to kick 3 against Barrass in opening round.Everyone will be going to Tassie until they aren't over the next 3 years. If Tom Green does go things will look a lot more grim for them but even if Hogan, Kelly and Coniglio retired today their list isn't dramatically worse long term. Would just mean they likely wouldn't sneak a flag in the next two years.
>>154066605They get a lot of training to not behave like this. Even a talented player could be our of the game if they have a toxic personality
nice bait
>>154066621Bailey Smith has a "toxic" personality, made a complete idiot of himself chimping out at a club-appointed photographer and couldn't even apologize right. Why does he get away with it?The difference between Smith and Jako is that Smith is a nancy boy little bitch who has mental breakdowns at the sight of a camera.
You know all the panelists and presenters get given talking points and writers do all the research for them right?
Gaz on 360 not happy with the players handling concussions.He's saying when players get concussed, they all want to be like Jeremy Cameron turning the doctor away to appear tough, and that's what Jordon Butts did on Thursday, only to have concussion confirmed later.What do you guys think needs to happen?
>>154066631meds
>>154066639Have their head injuries covered by any form of insurance, for a start
>>154066639Also why was Craig McRae stupid enough to send Darcy Moore back onto the field with an injured hamstring? You don't need the guy to beat this GWS team.
>>154066643Well, while they're not covered, it seems extra stupid for the players like Jeremy Cameron to just shove the doctor away. Like oh ok, I might get a permanent brain injury and be forced to pay for treatment out of my pocket, but at least I'll show everyone I'm tough in this home & away game nobody will remember.
>>154066639i'm curious as to why adelaide haven't got in trouble like port did with aliir.why did port get a $50k fine for continuing to play a concussed aliir but adelaide get nothing for playing a concussed butts?
>>154066647AFL players are almost all complete idiots, rocks-in-their-head level stupid. If they didn't make it to the AFL they'd all be "tradies".
>>154066629>taking the side of a journalist>taking the side of a female journalistwew lad
Can someone explain to me why Port Power decided to appoint Josh Carr without exploring the market? Why were they so set on an in-house assistant coach when they hadn't even won a flag under Hinkley?Why not explore the coaching market and open yourself up to some different ideas? Look at Collingwood going from Buckley to McRae; a fresh face with new ideas can work wonders.
joke of a club who allow nostalgia and feefees to guide decision making
>>154066664if he's a dickhead he's a dickhead (and he is), whoever happened to complain about him being a dickhead first is irrelevant
>>154066664Journalist? You're a complete idiot mate.She was just a photographer appointed by his own club Geelong to take photos during training, which get published on the Geelong website. Geelong have been hiring this same woman for several years to do exactly this.
>>154066665why does it concern you it was probably hinkleys idea there is nothing wrong with what they did
any hot daddies want to jerk off to my tight pink pussy
>>154066674meant boipucci btw, meet me at wet's, 9pm (dee goes to sleep in her bed at this time)
>>154066673>there is nothing wrong with what they didYou say that while your club is right up shit creek, with no quality youth coming through and Butters determined to leave.
>>154066674Sir, that's not a pussy.
>brisbane missing all their key defenders for the collingwood gameLooms as a dangerous game for the Lions. They got thrashed by Collingwood at the Gabba last year and I've got no doubt they won't tag Daicos. Better hope Will Ashcroft doesn't go to sleep for 3 quarters again.
>>154066689>Looms as a dangerous game for the Lions. It would if Collingwood had a forward line.
>>154066689>brisbane vs collingwoodCould this matchup BE more gay?
>>154066695it's the de facto pride game
Brownlow Baz
>>154066692Collingwood might have a bad forward line, but they like playing teams missing all their key backs (see GWS game).No Andrews, Payne, Gardiner.
>>154066677yes mate
I hope Pendlebury tears his achilles before he gets to break le record. The tears across the media would be spectacular.
>>154066697There's only one pride game.
>>154066678wat
>>154066700All teams would like playing another team missing their key backs but you really need dangerous key forwards to capitalise on it. I think they'll be fine. Still tipping them.
>>154066708stop trying to deflect this banefag, your club #youilionpride
>>154066725Is he talking about Ed Richards? He's signed at the Dogs until 2030. How does he think they're trading for him?
Am I still breaking the law if I preform the Roman salute in my own domicile
I am the most passive person in this thread
>>154066732This was from a year ago. Collingwood fans were speculating that they will target Ed Richards at the end of the year, but many thought $1.2m was way too much.
>>154066736Can't charge a tree when it falls in the woods and there's a bloke under it.
>CURACAOwhy we playin against LITERAL WHOS
Razor on 360 confirming the maggots were wrong twice in giving free kicks to Melbourne in front of goal in the 4th quarter.I told you Carlton were robbed. Yeah they're chokers but it doesn't help that the yellow maggots still can't officiate properly and get affected by momentum swings.
>>154066725
>>154066750dad i said you could lurk but not post here
I am so incredibly attracted to Jess Webster
>>154066755tell him not to shitpost
I’m not coping well, life has caught up to me. Too many bad decisions made in the moment with no thought to the future. I’ve got at least another 3 weeks of this, not sure I’ll make it. Send me your love please xx
>tfw you will never be an A10 warthog pilot mowing down hajjis as a job for protecting my nations interests overseas imagine the rush of a brrrrrrttt kill
How much more expensive is goyslop going to get now that junior rates have been abolished? Takeaway is already shockingly expensive. desu groceries aren't much better but there already doesn't seem like there's as many kids working in supermarkets as there used to be.
cant go on anymore
Why are the d*mons playing on the holy Easter Sunday? This is highly problematic
https://www.youtube.com/live/NeTBA9893Mg?si=SV5mBEhc2vCVhtUbWe’re in here
>>154066775To be quelled by the Holy S̶o̶n̶. Suns
Do you even know what a demon is?
Nathan Murphy and Paul Seedsman have lost their claims against Zurich for an insurance payout.Zurich are also aggressively fighting against paying out Angus Brayshaw, and have private investigators following his every move for proof he doesn't require a payout.Pressure set to grow heavily on the AFL to step in and start forking out for players lost to career ending injuries.
>>154066781>205 watching
>>154066788Insurance companies are so fucking slimy.
>>154066792
I dont like gather round
>>154066750>>154066788Nigga we DONT CARE
>>154066797no but steven may
>>154066796I'd unironically like it more if I had a missus to take for an interstate trip for a winery tour and to watch a game.
I hate wine and wineries
>>154066796oh no>>154066803crisp higgo waiting in the cod lobby
>the annual easter camping trip is going to cost the fuckhead tradie spastics thousands
>commiepoof hates the proletariat enjoying naturego abc btw
>>154066811go uncle a btw
>>154066518meant for >>154066812
>>154066797>Nigga we DONT CARE
>>154066811>>154066812>1 minute later
you got me
Why are South Australians so dumb?27 of the past 30 years voting labor governments.I'm not a liberal shill, but the lack of change suggests a strong sense of contentment with the status quo.How stupid do you have to be to want the status quo for so long?All you have to do to win in SA or WA is whinge about the east, or in the case of SA, whinge about the vics.
>>154066818he's not me retard
I vote greens
>>154066822Aren’t SA doing pretty well for themselves?
Please stop
>>154066823no but steven inspect elementay
>>154066822>>154066826don't blame me i voted for kodos iykwim haha
>>154066834Simpsons reference! Nice 1 bro
Why doesn't Australia mine and refine it's own oil? Why are so many retards attached to the idea of net zero? Net zero doesn't actually reduce emissions, it's all about moving it offshore to other countries. Like whoopty do, australia net zero, but now china have increased their net emission tenfold, and we are now extra dependent on them in the energy sector when it should be the other way around.All the NPCs crying about the rising petrol prices; they literally voted for this! And it's further crippled by major parties increasing net migration so sharply. Do any of these NPCs ever question all the indians swarming in? Nope.
>>154066834kek
>>154066827No? They have all the same problems as every other state, except their energy sector is 100% dependent on other states.I guess they don't get as much migration because there are no jobs there, but property prices in SA are increasing exponentially. Makes you wonder.
just stay at homepretty simple
mick you've posted iykwim haha and not but steven may about 25000 timesmaybe give it a rest bud
shan't
>>154066842He's just killing time before downloading child porn again later tonight.
did you blokes get expelled from school?
I didn't realize mick was a pedo.
those skateboarders were not legal, mick
>>154066859>he didn't realise finding women above the age of consent attractive is illegalngmi
Bunch of dullards you lot are.
>>154066859He was lusting after all the 12-15 year old girls in the olympics skateboarding a couple of years ago. Mods wiped all his pedo posts, and all his /afl/ posts got deleted with the exact same timestamp in the archives, confirming he is indeed a pedophile.
Mickhead is a dead set ripper bloke
>he still cam't into the idea that i'm not the only one who posts micks
damn my dick smells like a foot
>>154066882>cam'tLMAO WHAT A FUCKING MORON HOLY SHIT KEK
mmm piss
Why do you guys like the Steel Blue work boots ad? With that annoying boomer voice always saying "but don't take our word for it" followed by a fake customer review.
>>154066906unbelievable how many times ive fallen for this
What ever happened to tradie beer? I remember they were trying to push that the last year. Did "tradie" branding fail to catch on with the NPCs?
>>154066873he went mental for some underage power surge button presser in the bbl this year too
You guys ask too many questions.
>>154066766>>154066772hope all is well
>mfw those skateboarders were not legal, mick>mfw He was lusting after all the 12-15 year old girls in the olympics skateboarding a couple of years ago. Mods wiped all his pedo posts, and all his /afl/ posts got deleted with the exact same timestamp in the archives, confirming he is indeed a pedophile.>mfw he went mental for some underage power surge button presser in the bbl this year too
>>154066920go strikers btw iykwim haha
do you guys mind if I post in here but dont watch any games?
This angle for the soccer is fucking terrible. They've got like one camera.
>when Mac Andrew does something dumb on fieldhttps://youtu.be/xgXRkpl6KAI?si=BXtDnJKJ9cd_yrGq
>>154066909Seems to still be a thing. Tradies must be fans of zero-carb, fruity beers.
>>154066930what match are you watching
>>154066925I'm the same brother, it's fine
Have you blokes tried VB Mid yet?
I keep telling you all he's working for the cop's or spooks in canberra as some sort of homeless autist he's here to undermine this community and associate us with noncery. That's why he can post offtopic garbage for years and never get a permanent ban. He's posted pics of himself in Canberra. He's also talked about how he wanted to work for the spooks in the signals department.
>>154066935australia vs some made up nation
>>154066941
>>154066930the kits worse
i broke you iykwim haha
where and how does the living in the tent arc fit in your theory
>>154066941you're so embarrassingly retarded
oh and he first started when he got here posting NSN stuff like a typical undercover trying to groom disaffected young men but when that didn't gain any traction and he got no bites he started with the hsgf tract to tar us all with that brush.
daily rwminder
>>154066822The liberals have stood for nothing and have had no one wood for the past 30 years other than "we arent labor" and flip flopped on pretty much everything. If it were up to the liberals Adelaide oval wouldnt have been redeveloped.Plus they sold all state owned utilities and assets in the 90s which people didnt like and most people over 45 still remember. Now Labor have gotten really lucky with Malinauskas as hes very charismatic, women think hes handsome, and he comes across as much more of a normal person than most politicians. He also sat a few rows in front of me at the ashes this past summer which was funny to see him just come up to the riverbank stand with his son with no fanfare. Eventually people will get sick of him but for now he cant do much wrong.
who's going to put the liberal party on his back and say "come with me boys. we're going to the promised land"?
When we went through the janny war what did he do try to influence anon's to move the thread to /bant/ so the community would lose influence. Even so far as going ahead and making /afl/ threads in /bant/. Had you clocked since day dot wannabe gman.
wish an older hot daddy would put me on my back and cum in me and take me to daddy land
>>154066979Define old :3
>>154066965Wine and cigarettes don't increase people's political awareness.
TICK TOCK HAWKROACHES
i advocated against us moving to /bant/ champ
>>154066976They're finished.
ollie wines should do less whining and more playing
Why do you guys like Trump again?
Would you say Kingy is the best football analyst in the industry?
don't think anyone here likes trump, he's just a puppet
>>154067011nope i wouldn't
>>154067006Trump doesn't have any supporters in /alf/ left since he went full shabbos goy. Nobody likes him anymore outside of zionists.
>It's an 8 year window that they're about halfway through. I just wonder would it be too ruthless to put all chips in the basket and go and get Chris Scott? And say, "we've had four or five chances with you, Chris Fagan, you've done nothing wrong; you've been a very good coach, but we just think if we can get a great coach; an absolute top liner who's been there for a long, long time and done it against the odds more often than not, then he can come in and we can refresh this message to the list." The new voice, the fresh game plan who can challenge guys, who are plateauing a bit at the moment, guys like Charlie Cameron and Zac Bailey and Hugh McCluggage - still very good players, but are they doing what the top liners at other clubs are doing? I don't think so. Re-energise. Re-invent. Show a different system. Be the absolute pointy end of coaching. And give them a chance, whilst they're still in the window, to win that elusive flag. What's it worth to win a flag? How aggressive do you need to be? And the message to the club: "we are doing this". Cause we're not settling. We're not happy. We're not comfortable. This year's over. Alright? So you can easily make the case that they bounce back next year and they're a 14,15,16 win team next year. But are they the grand final contender; the premiership contender that we all think? I'm a gambler. I think if you've got the opportunity to get someone like this, at whatever cost, you drive a wedge into the relationship that he has with Geelong right now, Chris Scott, and you say, "come home and take us to the promised land again." That's where I see it. And there's nothing wrong with Chris Fagan, but this guy is a different beast altogether.- David King, May 26th, 2024
>>1540670223lolp
>>154067022Why does he hate Fagan so much? He's a much better coach than Chris Scott, and completely outcoached him on Grand Final day and the prelim in 2024.
>>154067022It’s honestly impressive how literally everything he said was wrong. Even 2 of the 3 players he singled out as plateauing were All Australian the following year.
Is masturbation bad for you?
>>154066740way to assert yourself dickhead
WHYTE PIGGU GO HOMMMMEEEEEWHYYYYTE PIGGU GO HOMMMEEEEEEE
>>154067039Too much of anything isn't good for you. For what it's worth I think porn is the bigger issue and I say that as someone that watches a lot of porn.
>>154066839>their energy sector is 100% dependent on other statesThis is simply not true
>>154067045how much pornif you are self aware of your porn time then it's not an issue
>>154067039Looking up porn is bad for you and thinking indecent things about women while you masturbate is bad for you. It's not bad for you if you just enjoy the beauty of women which is are one of gods creations. I'm not a priest though so they may say it's still fornication but imho it's not. God wouldn't have put women on this earth if not for man to enjoy their beauty.
>>154067045I don't actually consume much porn because 99.9% of it does nothing for me. I think browsing 4chan in general sometimes has the same effect though.I rub one out once or twice a day. Right now I feel like having a tug. But when I ejaculate, I think I get the side effect of becoming tired and lethargic, even though I've had enough sleep. I'm trying to improve my productivity and I'm not sure masturbation helps.Sometimes I try nofap, but after a few days I get sexual withdrawal consuming me and convince myself internally that it isn't worth it.
>>154067057
>>154067060>mick after watching play school
Just wanna beat the living fucking shit out of somebody
>>154067039yep
>>154067068G O N EOTTEM
A country I didn't even know existed just equalised with us in the soccer.
>>154067039picrel should tell you all you need to know about porn and fappingand why they have an autodelete filter for any post that mentions a particular website for quitting those two habitsand why they autodelete /sig/ because we can't have people trying to improve themselves can we
>>154067092>Tied with a team from a Caribbean "nation" with a population that's about 3/4 that of the Northern TerritoryGrim.
>>154067095That seems to be mainly related to porn. I don't go to pornhub ever, besides the rare occasion I look up really old videos that I remember as a kid.When I masturbate, I only ever use my imagination with my eyes closed while sitting on the loo. I think the action of ejaculation causes a lethargic effect on the brain, but not fapping causes withdrawal. I believe this is what's known as a catch-22.
>>154067107Meanwhile my NZ Black Balls just stomped Chile 4-1
these kits are hideous
>>154067113You only ever masturbate on the toilet?
kill yourself dogsperg
>>154067117Yes, mainly because it provides easy disposal of semen.
>>154067113If say you were quitting alcohol for health reasons and had withdrawals would you immediately start drinking again?Try tapering off instead of wanking 2x a day only wank once. Then after a week every other day, then after that every 4th day. Then once a week. Then stop doing it.
>>154067121I just cum into tissues which I throw away. Aside from the occasional unexpectedly big shot there's little mess and it's easily disposed of.
>>154067113ejaculation leads to a spike in prolactin, and you are expelling not just energy, but a massive amount of zinc, magnesium and likely some of your life force (if we are to get spiritual about things)
dunno if nofap pheromones or whatever are a real thing but i like to think so
>>154067113LOO WANKER iykwim haha>>154066862>the only cheese pizza i consume is margarita iykwim hahaweird how this got me a warning for offtopicdon't jannies eat food while watching sport? pizza is my favourite footy scran, can eat it one handed while supporting the team
>>154067123It depends on the degree of withdrawal. Some instances of withdrawal can literally kill you.In the case of masturbation, what always ends up happening is I start questioning whether or not this will actually help me. There remains a lot of conjecture over whether or not abstinence can actually boost productivity, and between that and a raging cock ready to explode I just go stuff it. It's not like alcohol or meth where there are clear scientifically proven health benefits to quitting.Not sure tapering ever worked for me either. Like I dunno, if I am rubbing one out every two days, the urge to tug just never goes away.Let's say I'm 4-5 days into nofap. I really feel like having a fap, and it's affecting my concentration on a productive task. What course of action do you personally suggest?
>>154066308Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
extremely antisemitic discussion
>>154067134>It's not like alcohol or meth where there are clear scientifically proven health benefits to quitting.it is and there are you complete fucking retardand it's pushed by small hats
>>154067127That makes a lot of sense (though I'm not spiritual).Maybe I'll give nofap another crack, but I might need to block 4chan at the router level and uninstall my VPN.
>>154067135It is when free rides come along every day.
i am an incredibly lazy neet slob
>>154067140You should've just prefaced you were an autistic chimpanzee to begin with, anon.
>>154067134It was just a generalisation and desu I don't want to hear the nitty gritty of your fapping habits. You've never tried tapering so how do you know it wont work? How about just riding out those sexual feelings instead of succumbing to them? Max it'll be 15-20 minutes before it passes. I'm sure if you stop feeding your brain this reward it will stop generating those sexual desires.
>>154067139>>154067140the duality of /afl/
>>154067143This is my catch phrase.
>>154067141look, as someone who has seen posts on >>>/x/srg and /fit/, there are plenty of people who get no benefits from it, and people who swear by it and talk about magnetism and testicle breathing and a bunch of weird shitI am currently on day 94 (record is 112), and I can confirm you have a deeper voice, more energy, require less sleep and you are more inclined to act (for me, I am often someone who does the bare minimum, much less so on nofap). you also have more courage imo, though your mileage may vary for the last two.the only way to find out though is to try, it is a personal journey and it will lead to lots of resets (I can speak from experience). the only way you can fail though is if you give up. good luck brother
i'm not gay but i need to watch gay porn otherwise i can get hard anymore
>This just in: fapping is no longer /afl/ approved
>>154067157onya mitch
>>154067147I have tried tapering, just not over a long period because I end up questioning whether it will have an effect if I'm still experiencing the pleasure of ejaculation on a regular basis.>How about just riding out those sexual feelings instead of succumbing to them? Max it'll be 15-20 minutes before it passes.You're probably right. Unfortunately it sometimes lasts a lot longer than 20 minutes.
>>154067148the duality would be if they said different thingsthe singularity of /afl/ or "/alf/mind" would be more appropriate here
i went down the gay porn rabbit hole for quite a long time but i ended up getting bored of it
Ii went cold turkey nofap at the start of Lent, no dramas, doing well
>>154067162noticing antisemitism and noticing prosemitism are opposites unna
>>154066834I don't get it
>>154067163meant boned iykwim haha>>154067171kek
>>154067158Dios mio
>>154067171>>154067177samesperg
>>154067167you're right, sorry. just assumed it was sarcasm as anything is with antisemitismthanks anon, my bad
oh no he caught me!
im obsessed with womens arses
micky must die
my igg may never lose again
>>154067155thanks anon, i can only hope i sustain my resolve this time around. i'll try to keep everything from this thread in mind.I've had an extreme case of risk aversion since I finished primary school so that's something I'm long overdue to challenge.
it's called a soft drink because it doesn't contain hard liquor
right lads so we doing nofap starting right now?lets hold eachother accountable
>>154067183that's alright anon everygoy makes mistakes just make sure to donate a few thousand shekels to north melbourne and st kilda to make up for it
>>154067210already doing it but i can support you lot
>>154067214fuck off you retarded faggot
>>154067210I just finished so lets do it
I'm never watching porn or masturbating again. I am finished
>>154067216you're replying to micksperg.he was getting annoyed that he wasn't getting attention so he's trying to insert himself in the fapping discussion
>>154067222don't beat yourself up if you doyou will find it doesn't affect you as much anywayexpect wet dreams though
>>154067223im not mickfaggot
>>154067223he's a satanic glowie nonce and wants us to fap
skinny waist big bum gf 2026
never liked big bums, me. prefer a cute tite shapely bum
>>154067232There is literally nothing more important to him than getting attention and replies on /afl/. He lives for that.This is why he is now happy to admit he's a pedophile; it gets him more attention.
>>154067209For his masters he's probably performing extraordinarily well.
consider yourself blocked :)
going to start gymcelling
>>154067250Gyms are for insecure faggots
>>154067250angrysperg is gonna FREAK
there are videos of trump sucking dick and getting buttfucked
>>154067254giwtwm
>>154067256crisp brisbane fan
>>154067254The Israeli's have said they have those videos as well.
>>154067252Why's that mate?
Trump would never have become a murderous tyrant if he had just lived his truth as an openly homosexual man, so tragic
>>154067265We've been through this
tradies intimidate me
>>154067242umm akshually getting attention on /cric/ is more important
nah youse are alright hey
Is coffee bad for you? Will I get cardiovascular problems later in life if I have 2 coffees a day?
>>154067287Dunno
>>154067287It's fine in moderation
>>154067287caffeine is goated
>>154067312>>154067317you are such an idiot, mickpedo
>>154067287You get used to it. You should detox every now and then or try a better alternative in green tea
i have a distinct memory of being 4 or 5 years old in 2000 or 2001 telling my dad i was changing teams from collingwood to essendon because collingwood were bad and essendon were good. my dad said that it was ok. i don't know what happened because i only have memories of supporting collingwood and never remember supporting essendon once
>>154067380You blocked out the trauma of when your dad back handed you a second later and told you, you're a Collingwood supporter for life whether you like it or not.
i love the smell of australian mass produced lagers
>>154067416mud water
beer is the plebbiest alcoholic beverage
i'm paid by qatar and russia
>>154067481crisp pauline hanson
NO REFUNDS
>>154067095mindgeek rebranded to aylo a couple of years ago after too many people started knowing about them
lol
>>154067380Dad mkultra'd you deep
I like the smell of nightclub carpet
>>154067442What should I be drinking instead to become a more distinguished gentleman
>>154068422Ask Jordan Lewis
>>154072762Good morning mate
morning dickheads
>>154073232Good morning mate
morning sunshine
>>154073467Good morning mate
>>154066544If you'd watched a single Melbourne game this year, you'd know why they won.
Who wants pancakes?
>>154066822We voted in a Liberal government once and they immediately closed half our service centres, privatised our trains, cut bus services to low income areas and halted major infrastructure projects, they're shit mate.
>>154073865Looking good mate
any good april fools jokesgma>>154073865lgm
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWixMfxgGlK/?igsh=LiGmA
>>154074271yes i have a good one, CARLTON FOOTBALL CLUB
>>154074527jej
Carlton has a bright future aheadAPRIL FOOLS
Brad Scott just resigned
the future is bright for my pooties
>>154076039like a nuclear holocaust
I’m fucking over it, fuck all of you
do you think if i emailed bibi and trump they would consider forcing a regime change at my dosn
>>154076680Crisp Essendon playing group
morning gents
>>154076683pls include albo in your request
>Italy misses soccer world cupIf Carlton lose on Friday there is definitely a murder in Lygon St over the weekend.
Petrol's finally cheap, get it before the normies wake up
Holy fuck all the afl clubs doing April fools posts is fucking embarrassing
>>154077371Post some
>>154077539
>>154077957
non nonce bake>>154078161
>>154077611kek
