Torts Edition Last time on hocgeneral.com >>154061357
knights are on
Quack Quack
How about some stick taps for Evander Kane playing his 1000th game?
I like that one Gauthier song "Somebody that I used to know"
I hate the avies and muh avies troonposters.
>>1540644601000 games and never drew a dime (except for the dime slots in vegas)
>>154064460iron-fisted thrasher legend
>>154064460a decade of decadence
you're gonna be posting about my avies all summer no matter what happens
my macky :)
>>154064460Elite Flame Killerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFFJCkRZG_c
playoff format idea: keep first 3 of divisions, but make the wild cards league-wide instead of conferences.
Our penguins (:
Celebrini just scored his 100th point
>adin hilli hate this guy so much kek
>>154064489
laffs fags are watching gudas allow domi to punch him in the head repeatedly to get it out of the way and giggling and slapping their knees in joy like it was a real fight
>>154064495>vancouver florida first round
Torts needs to kill Hill
>>154064460And he SCAR'd!>2nd Canuck to score a goal in his 1000th game>Naslund was the 1st
>>154064503evander kane is his daddy
>>154064502100 points and never drew a dime
>eh LYE us>el EE usretarded
dear John
>>154064493mackbitch really is an unappreciative person. Absolute fuckin prick.
>>154064511hell yeah, dude.
>>154064519kane has never won a cup.
>treliving out>laffs tanking properly for onceholy fuck were back
>>154064545not so fast
>>154064545It’s too late
>>154064543Makar is so fucking bad and then what the hell is MacKinnon doing
>>154064545tell them to STOP SCORING!!!
>>154064543remind me again who the canadian that stopped skating is. i'm drun and it's making me pissed off.
Biblically accurate duck
>>154064561not sure why they had him out when he was half crippled
>>154064502Meanwhile, the shorks missed the playoffs again.
>>154064569Makar. He makes a bad lunge at the puck to put himself out of position then he just stops skating. Should make him ineligible for the Norris
>>154064575For the first 50 or so games this was the first season in like 7 years I enjoyed watching the Sharks
>>154064513
>>154064586Being on the fagalanche should be an automatic disqualification for any award.
my celebrini just keeps going :D
>>154064475state of the art and hearts a mess are also good
avsniggas will tell you straight to your face it was all on mcdavid
MY AVIES!!!!!!! XDnecas!
touchdown colorado
Necas on a feeder from MacK!
MY AVIES COMPLETE THE BRAZILLETS GOOO HUEHUEHUE
>>154064594why is he still there lol I thought they were moving him at the deadline
>>154064613>a touchdown is 7 pointsbased retard
>makar outServes him right for blowing the GMG
my avies :)
and there's the extra point
MY AVIES!!!!!!!! XDDmalinski!
Gary call the game in Denver, it's getting ugly!
even if it's a scheduled loss, it's nice that he's getting points
>getting laid the fuck out by mitch marnerKWABc oconnor
>softpusys slapping their clitties over watching some fags in their TVs beat the flameskek. Embarrassing.
You’re laughing, the Flames are getting raped on TV and you’re laughing.
RAWR XD
dusty pup
>>154064682Get those >rags off
>>154064575Just like my islanders
>this is the softpusy Stanley Cup winkek, in b4 y-y-y-yeah but garys le covid cup!!!!
Othmann scored :)
Wedgegod flashing the glove.
uh oh an evening melty from stinky
>>154064460
Which org will he fuck over next?
>>1540647241993 queer
>>154064682>A team gets raped by a clearly superior foeNow that you mentioned it, It's almost Easter.
Dude's glued to his screen every single night, hatewatching the Avs while they absolutely dominate and skullfuck everything in their pathSad!
>>154064743With Allvin gone in the off season I wonder if Brad has it in him to manage another Canadian team.
>>154064743i want him in the pwhl
>>154064743Vancouver after they fire the swede
>>154064755Skullfucking the anti Avs poster too.
>>154064758That's where Ken Klee is now
Kulak trying to kill a fan. Fan walking up the stairs dazed.
A pens flyers series would give a spark to the rivalry that has been stale in recent years
>>154064771Yet here you are. Thinking about that poster. Every. Night.
>>154064771Are you just an English teacher in Japan? LulOr are you a jap that actually enjoys hockey?
>>15406481210/10 in calgary
Makar got injured
>>154064795Pens/Flyers was always kind of ass as far as in-state rivalries go.
>>154064812
my avies :((
>>154064818One of trbs's proxies I'm afraid
Stromes been good for Calgary
I hope Makarbitch’s injury is permanent and life-threatening
>>154064822werenski next and we're a lock for the norris
>cutter killedWell shid
can my sharkies still make ploffs? (provided we dont choke this game)
>>154064845He would have missed the net if it werent for the Avs player kicking deflecting it in
>>154064844Kek>>154064847Uhhhhh based?
>>154064845one of the best quiet quitters in the league, nearly seth jones-level
You guys wanna see my baked chicken?
Not watching the Assvs game, what happened?
>>154064879Avs kicked ass in the 1st, Flames are also not a good team this year.
my avies!!!!!!!!! XDDlehkonen!
can we get fifty shots
Avalanche are a gay team
WE WANT 10
>>154064743Boston Pizza, his dad's getting old.
>>154064847I stopped watching at 5-1 but I agree i hope he dies from this
>>154064861>y-y-yeah but kwasofpoooosay
>>154064879Hopefully makars career is over
>>154064897>>
suck a chode pezzeta. enjoy that misconduct you bitch ass.
>>154064899I still can't believe that Canada thought Boston was a place to name a pizza joint
Veggies
Laffs faggot just got ejected. Kek. Based Gudas makin them seethe all game.
Gudas make you seethe
>>154064918what did he do
Chicken
what do you call this play
>>154064936Saddle bronc
>>154064933he did the worse thing you could dopush a reffie
>>154064936attempted mounting
>>154064933Abuse of official
Why was pizzetta ejected?
>>154064936>reeeee you hurt our captain on team and city who all hates him and we were giving up anyways!!!!
>>154064936gayest payback ever
>>154064936When the entire league conspires to protect RADKO FUCKING GUDAS OVER AUSTON MATTHEWS
>>154064936italiano
got them reffies seethin
>>154064936The only time Toronto can pretend to be tough is when they are beating on an injured man purposefully not retaliating.What a bunch of fucking faggots.
>>154064965Lmao a professional goon can't even move him on ice. That ref is a gigachad
>>154064565Potential Team striking again for the 14th year in a row
>>154064878>>154064935I choked my chicken 20 minutes ago.
>>154064565what good is draft talent when craig trades everyone away
>i-i-if y-y-you don’t st-stop posting about muhhhhhh sofpoooooosays, I’m gonna screech and squeal like a raped bitch some more!!!!
>>154064858can somebody who understands the shitty bracket system reply to this?
Marner trying to get fancy going between the legs isn’t going to fly with Torts.
>>154064933Came off the bench went directly after gudas in the back who didn't have the puck, crosschecked him after the fact then hid behind the ref while simultaneously arguing about going.
>Domi has to start shit with Mintyukov after Lacombe knocked him on his ass earlier when he tried to run Lacombelaffs are such a pussy franchise
lol Domi off too
>>154065008he might be into that though
Pezzetta is getting suspended
>>154065019Try to comprehend the amount of shame Tie holds in his heart fathering such a pathetic specimen.
>>154065006Mathematically, yeah but I don't think they will.
laffs boiling over some hit that was legal 10 years ago. Kek
Is that ducks division all-time bad? I feel like you usually don't have big outliers like that
>>154064935they're five points out of wild card 2 with eleven games remaining and they aren't winning a lot
>>154065040Whatever you say, Unc
>Parros personally visiting the Leafs Ducks game>Wes Mcnigger is reffing Never beating the allegations. Orr should have stomped the back of his neck too.
4-point game for Celebrini
>>154065041Never seen the soutleast or the 80s Norris division?
>macklin 100th point of seasonhe’s only 19. can he save my sharkies?
>>154064935wrong replyanyway that's a nice looking chicken, you do baking powder on the skin?
Not enough comments on my delicious roasted chicken
lol ducks are getting exposed real bad right now fake tough gay bitches. Southern California really takes the man outta you sissy boys on the ice
>>154065041It's pretty bad, but this is a oneoff. The Southeast was this shit every year while the Pacific at least sent a team to the Stan Lee the last 3 years, winning 1.
>laffs get their pound of flesh>They keep trying to grab more and moreYOU ARE HERE>They eat a bunch of suspensions>laffsnation shits and cries about OUR reffies actually enforcing the rules they previously shit and cried about them not enforcing
>>154065052Yeup. When I saw wes was resting I knew there would be some bs
>>154064935What did you season the chimkin with?
>>154065057No
>>154065067They're just playing to win the game
>>154065067Says the faggot team that did absolutely nothing when Matthews went down and is desperately trying to pretend they have some semblance of toughness a couple weeks after the fact
This is embarrassing. The laffs fans and organization don’t even want Matthews. He’s gone next offseason. Just a bunch of faggot bitches crying because their franchise sucks coz n dix.
>>154064935Holy fuck i'm druk and could devour a whole bird right now
>>154065067Toronto is literally initiating every single one of these pathetic excuses for scrums.
>>154065060Finally. No, I use chicken stock cubes with olive oil, I make a paste by mixing it, then I coat the interior and exterior with the liquid chicken stock olive oil paste mixture. Plug the chicken (i used a orange as i was out of lemons).
if you are going to go after him at least make it count, all they've is just jostle around
>>154065067>Laffs Y'all are losing the game, losing fights and just took your 3rd major penalty. You faggots are weak and retarded.
>>154065097>>154065091Ducks players arent even men at this point groveling before the refs like sissy boys. Ive lost all respect for this team theyre just a pwhl team at this point the ducks are gay.
>>154065112Hope you brined that motherfucker
>>154065049Good goy, go buy the jerseys!
>>154065116>Waaaaah why won't you fight me for no reasonTorontoans are literally black
why don't they just take a run at Gotye?
>>154065112that sounds pretty high level, might have to give it a try myself
>laffs
>>154065085Chicken stock cube (boulin) mixed with olive oil. Inside and out. Also put some garlic cloves inside it. Yes I deglazed the pan with pino and olive oil to emulsify it with the fond and veggies and roasted them further as the chicken rested. (450 for 15 and hour at 350, 3.5 pound chicken)
>>154065116Some of us still have postseason hockey to play for and more important goals than chimping out tonight ;)
>>154065116AHAHAHAHAHAHA >L3FFS
>>154065129Ducks are literally feminized sissy’s they can’t fight they just cheap shot and cry
>We might be getting blown the fuck out b-but at least we are a-avenging Matthews
bought two different mixers for my "bacardi mango chile rum" and it still sucks shit, weird
>>154065108Easy to roast a bird, a go to day drinking recipe
Fuck yeah Blueger throwing punches against his old team.
>get raped on the scoreboard >get raped in the fights>get raped “scrums”Laffs
>>154065145Mmmmmmm sounds pretty goodDid you enjoy?
>>154065152>He says while his players only attack from behind then run and hide behind the refsGet scored on
>>154065135you didn't have to cut me off
>>154065137I learned it from a Marco white YouTube. Easy to do and tastes great
>>154065166wtf are you even talking about. The leafs are physically dominating the ducks. Ducks are not making past round one theyre soft haha
>>154065168Hell yeah
> [Ducks] Cutter Gauthier has an upper-body injury and will not return to this game.*plays the worlds smallest violin at karma*
>>154065183The laffs are so distraught at losing hockey they have gone full delusional.
>>1540651821 or 2 Knorr stockpots. Remember, it's your choice.
>>154065057Sharks will be Marner until they get a #1 defenseman.
Ducks are soft as bird shit
>>154065183Your favorite team is getting raped and everyone is watching. Kek. 1967 faggot bitch.
>laff obsessed with the ducks Worst timeline
Gudas is a fake tough guy fitting for the feminized men of California he represents them well
>>154065194Patrician spotted, hell yeah dawg
>beating the leafs after getting their asses pounded is the ducks Stanley cup
Toronto is full of browns.
I hope gudas claims another laffs bounty to end this game just to spite this seething laff fag
>>154065182>>154065194>little bit of olivol (olive oil)>pours a fat load of olive oil in pan
druk and watching puck and eating assassin chips, what are clowns up to????
>>154065234I just took a huge marner, it was also brown
I bought a pound of birria go ducks
>>154065234Just look at this leaf fag ITT it's obvious Toronto is a retarded brown city
>>154065238I go through like a litre a week now because of him
>>154065243>all dressedBased>>154065249>birriaGiga based
Californians can’t say Toronto isn’t white lol don’t get me fucking started Christ they have single digits iq there lol they lost all responses after being so deranged they defend a psychopath like gudas
>>154065211You're literally Canadian
>>154065243You should cook up some ground beef and eat them with the chips
The Knights goal horn is obnoxious.
>>154065271Guess he was just to "soft" just like the rest of your team and city.
Team of pansies did jack shit when their captain got kneeshot and only started playing like they gave a fuck after the entire nation of Canada called them bunch of fucking pussies. Now playing like a bunch of goons after already getting their pathetic excuse for "revenge" and crying victim for getting penalized like they weren't shitting blood over the league not penalizing teams enough two weeks ago.Pathetic fucking fake tough guys and their drooling mongoloid retard faggot fanbase. It's not a two way street, why the fuck should you think the officials should take it easy on you? Accept the penalties or drop the tough guy act, you knew it was going to happen.
Well, you think this is how the laffs planned on this game going? Think the raped faggots in their locker room are thinking, “y-y-yeah we showed them!!!”
Lil white onion, ground beef, small bit of tomato paste, Lil Worcester, bit of chili flakes, cook that up, hit it with some herbs, eat it with dem all dressed dawg
>>154065294They did were all laughing at the ducks now
>>154065271Toronto isnt white
>>154065271Who said I was commiefornian you raped faggot? Everyone is watching your team get raped and gaped tonight.
>>154065271>Californians can’t say Toronto isn’t whiteBut I can.
>>154065304I’m watching the Vancouver/Vegas game.
Normally I'd be so happy that my Knights are scoring...But it's the last place Nucks.
>>154065299>weKek. Raped and gaped bitch. 1967, 2014, 1993.
>>154065304I'm watching LeBron and Bronnie play the wizards, so pumped treliving got fired though
>>154065320This is the best we’ve played all month. You should feel good about being in the lead.
>>154065006It's possibleThey are 4 points behind, but have three games in hand on the 2nd wildcard team.If they win this game, then win one and get at least a Gary point in the other, they would be ahead of the Nashville predators and in the 2nd wild card spot.All that assuming they otherwise keep pace with the predators and none of the other teams overtake them.
>>154065290>like they weren't shitting blood over the league not penalizing teams enough two weeks ago.That's the point, internEither you do your job or vigilante justice ensues. You have no one to blame but your (((boss))) and his pet greaseball
>>154065285Knights, avs, Canucks, bruins, and leafs all have dogshit goal horns
>>154065320There's a reason they made the change before this game instead of before the Caps game
>>154065366Which team has a good goal horn?
>>154065350>League blows a call>"We are taking it into our own hands because the league won't do anything about it.">Retaliate >You get called for retaliating>"wtf why are they calling penalties on us, they are supposed to let us be hypocrites"
>>154065396The correct tactical move is to first eliminate all the refs at the game or at least steal their whistles.
>>154065377Lightning and kraken have a shitty goal horn tooGood ones: Stars, flames, kings, sens, isles, sabres, canes.
>we’re taking it into our own hands >gets raped and gapedkek laffs
>>154065368They still need to bench that faggot Hill
>>154065438oilers is good tooworst is definitely the sharks because its fucking AI
>>154065455Fuck no Oilers is the most annoying. Literally the most hated in the league. To make matters worse they have that fucking Fluxland song
>toronto with more penalty minutes than minutes played 63 PIM in 40 minutes of play
>>154065396Go now, intern. Your 3,000-word essay on Baal worship is due Friday
>>154065493its only hated by kings fans because it gives them ptsd
>>154065455Nah fuck that one too actually lolForgot about that oneREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....nope
>>154065502Kings fans don’t exist
Whenever a Sharks defensemen fucks up he should just be dunked in a literal shark tank
>>154065377Habs
>>154065455the Sharks have a horn brother. Most teams have a Kahlenberg horn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpvOXwEwS9A
laffs are so shit at this tough guy act the ducks need to injure their own teammates for them
>>154065522There was this one faggot kings fan in /hoc/ a couple years ago who would always go on about muh income muh shitty bike muh socalSuch a fruit
Quackers are winning the west but dying. Just in time for vegass to (((gain momentum))). Yawn, Gary’s scripts are so fucking boring dude.
>>154065500What do they care? Their season is over. They should be out head hunting in every remaning game.
>>154065522is this non-sunbelt cope? Kings have a very respectable fanbase >>154065502yes it does kek I can't even watch Edmonton home games anymore for a long time
hello
>>154065546Vegas has 32 wins in 74 games
>>154065534https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQYL0t3EtFIits AI brother.
>>154065551The kangz are the 12th most popular sports team in LA
>>154065553Based and hellopilled
>>154065557Yeah. My point exactly retard. Fucking dipshit.
Uh ohPoopy briefs
Gudas got thrown out of the game btw for those who aren’t watching reallll tough guy huh?!?
Think another team will take a shot on Tre?
>>154065618He just came back to the bench you raped faggot. Have some more Windsor.
>>154065618No he didn't dumbass
Ducks are leafs punching bags lol
>>154065642He's shit but it's ironic, feaster was brought in by flames to trade iggy, then was fired and replaced by tre. Tre was then brought in by leafs to be the face of the marner disaster, now fired. Full circle kinda
Did you guys see domi rock gudas?
>>154065677No because I'm watching Torts
Sharks trying their hardest to lose this game
Fuck off blose
smith has been pretty cheeks the past several weeks
Laffs fans so distraught their fanta are trying to pick fights with the *check notes* Anaheim ducks on 4chan(nel)
>>154065716He's been dropping off pretty steadily since he came back from injury.
Will Smith is a fucking retard who are you passing to
laffsbros the tank is off
I just realized Torts has the same orange man tan kek
Ahahahha suck it ducks ya homos
>>154065642Probably the Oilers when it's time to trade McDavid.
>>1540657381967, 1993, 2014
>>154065758You’re obsessed with the leafs.
>>154065773Bro you've spent the entire game with a corkscrew cock in your mouth.
>>154065773Nah, bitch. You’re just obsessed with my posts. So may fuckin (You)s tonight
>too many LAFFS
>blosekwab
I want Orlov, Dickinson, Mukhamadullin, and Askarov dead
I hope Gudas realizes this is all his fault. None of this happens without him taking out Matthews. You can argue Carlsson was friendly fire but I’m sure he was being extra cautious as he knows he is a target and misstepped as a result. It’s textbook karma. He ruined his teams season.
Lmao fuck st. LouisShithole city
nucks need to score a goal
HOLY SHIT SHARKIES
>>154065847Some great pressure as of late. I think they can get it done.
>>154065833I hope goudas kills a leaf on ice
please remember you're supposed to be tanking for defence
>duckies
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
There is no God or karma. Other wise all this trash talking this leaf has done would have lead to a leafs loss.
Well shit stained briefs.....
>>154065833No one cares about your faggot franchise, or that faggot captain that can’t fucking get his shit together. You will die alone and a virgin. But, at least you have your laffs.>>154065833
my shit ass ducks are really going to lose this fucking game.
>dookie ducks getting booty blasted by my laffs
>Dicks
>>154065866Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
>>154065885NEVERMIND LEO COMES THROUGH LMAO
laffs status?
Torts wins
we finna get some garytime
ducks
>>154065887NOT SO FAST LEAFY
radical cleric suleyman bin dangle
>>154065875>laffs worsen their draft position >still going to lose any of the “good” players in the offseason Y-yeah but they revenged him!!!
Whoaaaaaa good HECKIN job knights you beat the POWERHOUSE VANCOUVER CANUCKSPARTY LIKE IT'S 2023
>>154065911>>laffs worsen their draft positionYou mean worsen the >ruins draft position.
That was such a lame goal by the ducks of course they have to score cheap shots like that
MY SHARKIES
>leo carlsson dies>comes back just so he can rape this laff faggot his faggot fucking mouthkek
Why does Quenneville hate McTavish?
>>154065937This is why I wasn't mouthing off during the Vegas game lmao
>>154065937based
>>154065923Kek. Forgot about that KWABOTC
It’s up for now
I’m glad I never know any of these ducks players they look like raging homosexuals
>>154065959Raped and gaped by the duckies
Leafs and their fans maybe huge fucking fags but that was pretty sweet by stolarz and washe
ducks trying to break stolarz neck
reffie down
>>154065957
Celebrini already better than Draisaitl. He has more points than him
my shit ass ducks still found a way to lose
ROFLthe laffs were practically giving them 2 points
>laffs ruin their tank>Ducks still get a point in the playoffs race
>r-rrevenge!!!!!!Kek
>The best team in the Pacific got raped by the Laffs
Toronto making sure the protection doesn't kick in so Boston can keep the pick, what a bunch of swell guys!
That Morgan Reilly is a great guy from BC. Proving his worth to this leafs team.
LMAO losing to the Leafs
Hahahahaha Ducks really laid an egg tonight.
One less point to climb for the Golden Torts to make the come back
The Leafs can't even tank properly. They're going to end up giving away their top five protected draft pick so they can win meaningless games after they're already out of it.
Yes :) we won and avenged matthews. Best feeling win of the season.
>>154066019Even if they kept the pick, it’s not like they have a GM to make the pick.
>leafs Stanley cup is getting an OTW against the ducks
>>154066009How's Cutter doing
>>154066021grats! :)
>lose every fight>Roughed up all night>Gave up 3 in the thirdDookies just aren't ploff ready
I thought it was a meme
>>154066024Their Stanley Cup was jostling around people not even attempting to fight back then guaranteeing they lose their first round pick.
>>154066036It’s kind of common sense the ducks are pussies
>>154066036good morning sirs
knights won against a strong opponent we're so back
>>154066034And leafs won't even make it there and Matthews is still a broken bitch
Ducks suck
Today is elimination day for my Frölunda Hockey Club. Please send full support saars.
>>154066081yes you are getting eliminated today
torts wore a suit again
How will no cups affect McDavids legacy?
>>154066081Today is also elimination day for all Can'tnadian teams but that is 365 days a year and leap day
druk and gonna wath national lampoons animal house
>>154066081>Frölunda
maybe the leafs will promote one of their ten different assistant general managers :)
>>154066135He will be forgotten just like Marcel Dionne
The DUCK FUCKS denied us our >laffs posting tonight...FUCK THE DUCKS
>>154065957>win cup: 4.3%oilbros... what went wrong? the stats shills loved us last several years
Knock KnockWho is there The gayest shit in the nhlOh hi SAN JOSE sharks
>>154066284i'm going to need your stash of documentary evidence of macklin celebrini kissing boys
>>154066284
place is a fuckin ghost town
>>154066372Just finished setting up my OffSpring/Limp Bizkit playlist
>>154066372Just like ny islanders
>>154066372We call it Dog River
>>154066372just like the >laffs future
watchin raw
>>154066483I'll do you raw
>>154064467Nobody is shocked that a Can'tnadian has Heated Rivalry material on his computer
>>154066498uhh no u will not tranny and hampage was cancelled
>>154066498are we dumping our anti-can'tnada hockey memes? I have about 600
>>154066514I mean yeah what else we gonna do
>>154066506you just know at least one member of Team Canada had a tanty and threw his silver medal away. They should do a medal inspection and see how many "can't seem to find it"
I'll leave it at this for now. You don't reveal your grade A material until that deranged Can'tnadian shows up
wew liv steph (both) and roxy are lookin good tonight
do you ever get drunk and listen to the same song like 50 times in a row??? I do.
>>154066602I have done this. Sometimes a banger is just a banger and you want it to keep it going.Also lookit - Macaron Celebrini
grok play me evander kane's 666th NHL game I'm trying something
>>154066609fuckin mickey and silvia - love si strangr. That guitar solo.
>>154066602yep
brock and oba is the most dimes build so far
who will GM the laffs now?
>>154066713torts
>>154066609they should sell these at the arena
>>154066713A new Gary plant
>>154064460More games than that pussy Paul Kariya
>>154066713They should hire that leaf guy that is always yelling on youtube. The angry at zambonie goalie guy
they'll wait to see if mcphee and/or mcrimmon get fired
They should hire that kid from the Trashers documentary on Netflix
They should hire anon from /hoc/
have the shitlympics tourists left yet
>>154067226nope>>154064493
>>154067245
>>154067094But /hoc/ anons aren't funny
I've seen enough. Torts is winning the cup
>>154067278They think they are but they're not
my bolts :)
>>154064936it's pretty sad a supposed tough guy turtled like that
>>154067403buckbroken
If you don't think /hoc/ anons are funny then you are too retarded to understand the jokes
>>154067365VGK winning the cup because of Torts would be the funniest shit ever
>>154067418unfunny faggot cope
>>154067278/hoc/ has prime humor, Latvia. You clearly haven’t been playing enough attention
If you think you're funny prove it right now
>>154066081Good luck
>>154065957Thanks for the news. I still want to believe that the kangz will miss
>>154067514Q: What's worse than the Holocaust?A: Gary Bettman.
>>154067514I’m saving my jokes for comedy night
I'm saving mine for marriage
>entertain me /hoc/
You're all faggots. Fuck you. :)
>>154067743LOL
>>154067557gary is great for the game of hockeywe all love gary here
>>154066713Zito's fancystats guy
>>154067755
>turban on the olympic mens team >turban in the latest stanley cup teamwhat isn't america telling us
>tfw 4 more years of >2014 postingComfy.
>>154067877raped bitch
>>154067707Jen
they called you softthey called you pussythey called you gay you showed out 93
>>154067877Comfy is a code work for cozy
>>154067948mitch: marnero'connor: my toilet
>>154067948He still is
>>154067948There's nothing wrong with being soft. Sometimes even I'm in tears after reading some of the posts on /hoc/
The /hoc/ flight is now boarding
being a leafs fan has taught me to hate everyone
What happens if Alberta actually secedes?
>>154068162What’s the in flight meal?
>>154068337Flames dynasty
>>154068337Canadian average IQ increases by 30 points
>>154068337McDavid finally has a chance to win the cup
>>154068337the rat army marches
>Leafssoftest hockey club of all time
>>154068337Albertans get richer, Canada gets poorer and dumber (the most dynamic and youthful Canadians move here in droves already, it would only increase in a seperate Alberta due to superior fiscal policy).
>>154068433I'm rooting for you <3
>>154068446Canada should be broken up into like 4 or 5 countries anyways. BC its own, Alberta Sask its own, Manitoba and Ontario its own, Quebec its own, the maritmes its own. The northern territories/provinces are really just frontier mining towns anyways, might as well be independent city states.
popped into /mlb/ to see what's going on in the world of boreball and one dude is talking about getting hepatitis from doing heroin are we actually the normal ones
i don't want to have to sell my jerseys because the fucktards did some fucktard things and got my disability benefits cancelled
>>154068510/mlb/ is almost entirely latinx from california
>>154068433Do you actually believe this lol
>>154067948marner is one zesty buck
>>154068510/hoc/ is pretty mild compared to a lot of generals. We’re mostly wagies
must win game for ivar and his frölunda indians against our luleå starting N O W, please watch our league
>>154068534he's playing Lust Goddess in this clip.
>>154068600/hoc/ is an incredibly soft thread compared to other generals. You get banned for calling people queers here. That wouldn't even ripple in most other threads on /sp/.
>>154068640TRB can't handle the bants
>>154068640I got banned once for agreeing with Bobby Hull one of the greatest players in the history of hockey
Whatever you do don't call janny a tranny, he hates that
>>154068640/hoc/ needs to grow thicker skin
>>154068804My skin is extremely thick
Tuukka must be truly desperate to resort to this level to make money
unethical fucks
>>154068836Blatant tanking. Hopefully Barkov's other knee explodes next year
>>154068433>the most dynamic and youthful Canadians move here in droves alreadyexplains why calgary is so brown
>>154068836I pray Gary doesn’t rig the lottery for them . They deserve to suffer for a couple of years
>>154068836Trying to keep that 1st round pick
>>154068849Both their 2027 and 2028 traded 1sts are unprotected, I bet they're gambling they won't be bad in those seasons
>HOCKEY WORLD REACTS TO BRAD TRELIVING FIRING>HERE ARE THE BEST REACTIONS>WOWZAI hope sportsnet dies
Alberta is the only place in Canada anybody is moving too, because its the best. Seethe cope dilate etc etc.
>>154068830>>154068929Kwab
>>154068929He’s a 10/10 in Finland
>>154068957Same thing here, especially Califaggots moving to South Carolina and Tennessee
>>154068929this is what i thought those floating evil monks from mortal kombat 2 looked like under the robe
>>154068976and then they want to bring the shithole policies that made them move from wherever the fuck they came from, to the new place. People should have to live in a place for like 15 years before they are allowed to vote in local politics.
>>154068957northwest territory bros how do we fix this
>>154069005voting should be restricted to white, male landowners
>>154069005>>154069030>I'm GOOOOONA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOTEVoting should be bannedIf you vote - life in prison
>>154069068We need benevolent dictators
>>154069146I know a guy
No Silayev|! you need that fist for the front line, use your glove!
>>154069171i'd do a j6 for gary
>>154068836If you try to scarrr, you won't get Ivar
Avalanche have the 4th best power play since the Olympic break. Getting Kadri was really needed I guess.
>>154069359He’s winning the cup with them again
Nah
>>154069171How will gary address the housing crisis?
my dark horse for the cup is the oilers :)
>>154068957tim hortons pays the most in ab
>>154069171>benevolent
>>154069555Gary makes us go out on Fridays. He cares about the birth rate
>>154069432with an iron fist
>>154069473Well oil is black after all.
>>154069679gary wants you watching apehoop
>>154068836So the kitties want to take an early vacation before the rest of the league
>>154069859>>154069859>>154069859New
