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Habs vs BoltZ Edition
Flashback >>154064446
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Gary for king
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>>154069859
It’s my birthday:)
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>>154069905
go fuck yourself
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>>154069905
Happy birthday anon!
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is treliving in the illuminati or something? why does it seem like he blows teams up on purpose?
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>>154069944
could you and your bf get a room
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I hate the troonvalanche and muh troonsies fags. Simple as.
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>>154069962
Why don't you buzz off
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Seething was last years gimmick we're doing positivity this year
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>>154070001
naw, you have plenty of other places to larp homosex
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Trb doesn't allow bday celebrations
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>>154069905
happy birthday bro
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My 35th birthday is coming up soon kwab
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/hoc/ is not for your shitty blogs
#sportsOnly
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/hoc/ is for everyone
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>>154070187
except you
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>reeeeeeeeee off topic off topic!!!1!1!1!!
What are you, an indian avalanche fan?
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>>154070203
>reeee let me celebrate my bday in piece
kwaaab
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>>154070224
>piece
xhe really is an indian kek
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>>154069905
Happy birthday fren! What are your goals for this year?
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Nice.. Augustine signed. Now we need Plante.
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>>154070056
I’m excited to see what tomorrows April fools gimmick will be
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slopdown was cancelled
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steve dangle's awfully quiet
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>>154070256
took the bait hook line and stinker
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>>154070129
same but 40
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>>154070385
weird considering my bro was physically there four days ago. ohhh wait you're thinking of hampage KWAB btw still tiny
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Kitties are the first team to win the cup and then miss playoffs in a while
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paul maurice has no remorse tell that nigga he's not welcome back here
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>>154070435
yeah, really shows how hard gary had to push to let them win
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>>154070203
Probably the same guy that reports everyone for being off topic
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>>154070508
At least he grew the game in Miami. Now they have a ton of fans
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>>154070537
you mean trb?
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>>154070537
100% it is but it only gets reported if it triggers them

>>154070435
Before them, it was the la kangz
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>When asked what went wrong for the #leafs this season, Keith Pelley says "we didn't see the train coming" in reference to the Montreal Canadiens and Buffalo Sabres.
yeah retard, thats it, its the hasb that are making us shit
holy FUCK
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>>154070617
the team doesnt play in miami
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>>154070643
I forgot how good they were back when I was in high school
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>>154070617
Not just miami, the state of Florida. There's still a chance of another team from Florida being in the finals.
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>>154070617
The rink is only marginally more filled than it was 5 years ago.
They went from a punchline to a bandwagon then back to the punchline. South Florida will never care about hockey.
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>>154070659
I wonder if they can see the puck
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Top laffs GM candidates power rankings

1, Geriatric from St Louis who wants to be POHO too
2. Geriatric from Dallas who wants to be POHO too
3. Horizontally integrated AI assistant because evidence-based decision making can never be wrong an it won't be vertically integrated and Pelley will never interfere with hockey decisions
4. Florida AGM (jeet)
5. Florida AGM (black)
6. Keep the six-headed AGM hydra
7. A freak mutagenic lab accident that merged Chiarelli and Benning together
8. Yelly angry youtube man
9. Pierre
10. Pierre (Dorion)
...
9001. Kevyn
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>>154070806
They have issues with getting people out to see live pro sports all over that state. The baseball teams are inexplicable to me with how boomer/latino florida is
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what the hell is even a nordique
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>>154070894
My cuban friend didn’t even know they won the cup
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>>154070134
lmao how new are you fag, hoc is for memes
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>7(seven) games at 7pm tonight
gary is spoiling us
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>"With that number one pick, Macklin has been that and more."

>"If we look at his play through two years, we're comparing him to Gretzky, Lemieux, McDavid, and Crosby."

>"Everyone was thinking that Connor Bedard was the guy to do what Celebrini is currently doing. Not so much."

>"Macklin Celebrini is a generational talent that is reinventing hockey right before our eyes."

This is from the NBC Sharks post-game after the win against the Blues.
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>>154071138
We should bake him some cookies :3
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>>154071142
no one thought a 5'7" 150 lb twink was gonna be anything except a worse patrick kane. he was just the best in that year.
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>>154071142
kwab
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>>154071142
>homer commentator thinks his player is the cat's meow
waow
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>>154071142
Yeah he’s a bust
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Who shit in trb's cereal bowl today, god damn
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>>154071213
kane had a superteam. bedard played with cart pushers and landscapers his first two years.
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>>154071377
not true, philipp kurashev worked at a chipotle
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>>154071377
>sharp
>keith
>hossa
>sea(((brook)))
checks out
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>fagalanche
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>>154071377
It even took MacKinnon a long time to adjust to the nhl
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Legendary TSN Overdrive episode off and running.
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>>154071138
There are some pretty good games too
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>>154071628
who do they want as gm
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>>154071651
That fat fuck jeff oneil
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>>154071377
nigga whats wrong with being a landscaper?
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>>154071257
the sharks' elder fudanshi broadcasters are treasures
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>>154071716
O Dog would be a great GM. Knows better than anyone else how to judge a players character.
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>>154071716
kek
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>>154071739
Hockey is a rich man's sport
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yeah going to lacrosse (the lax)
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I'm too dope to cope
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Shameful display by Luleå sissies tonight, cheapshotting and diving all over the ice. However, Frölunda prevailed and you could sense the momentum in the series shifting.
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>Jonathan Davis claims one Golden Knights player told him “it was four years of hell” with Bruce Cassidy. Hmmm interesting
>"Guys did not like coming to work every day... that was a big problem in Vegas."
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>>154071978
Sundance kid bros...
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>>154071978
Guess they didn't like winning a cup either
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>>154071895
Lax breeds rich chads
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Just shittin in muh briefs
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>>154072068
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>>154072086
Lax nature is defense up special defense down
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>>154071978
I'm sure they'll be enjoying blocking shots with their faces under Torts more.
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>>154072068
obviously bruce isn't as successful as bowman but his players hated him too.
>We all hated Scotty Bowman 364 days a year. On the 365th day, we collected our Stanley Cup rings
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>>154071933
>cheapshotting and diving all over the ice
That's what you get with faggots like Brendan Shinnimin on your roster.
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cant remember ever asking about the swedestink league
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>>154072141
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>>154072404
>Anton Frondell PPG in SHL = 0.65
>Anton Frondell PPG in NHL = 1.00
Every SHL team would beat the living crap out of any NHL team.
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>>154072422
fuck you for posting that
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04/17/22 4th anniversary soon!
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>>154072422
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>>154072583
The people who are supposed to pass to him suck
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laffs should trade matthews
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>>154071852
i have a landscaper client who owns a helicopter
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>>154072068
Jen
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>>154072983
and nylander but they wont because they are scared cowards
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>>154071978
They should have endured him for the rest of the season
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Is larkin the problem with my wangs? Can chinlets really be captains
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>>154073000
>the helicopter in question
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>>154073102
>leafs new GM arriving to Toronto
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>>154073102
he owns a plane too. Youre just mad youre poor.
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>>154073102
wtf kek
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>>154073138
A guy willing to try that is too smart to be the laffs gm
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>>154072135
Bet you were eating ducks fan food
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>>154073286
Nah I just luv to shit me briefs m8
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Good night /hoc/
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>>154073563
too early man
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>>154073563
its 5:03 pm
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>>154073563
You're going to miss all the games Gary prepared for you
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>>154072583
smaller rink + better teammates = point bloat
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I was there, bud left racing stripes in his tides
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This dude is in at least 2 threads telling people he likes to shit his pants
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We call that a marner here
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dorkiest fanbase in the league
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>>154074009
Just like my islanders
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Tonight starts the NHL career of next season's calder winner Porter Martone
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>>154074253
Tbilisi? Why isn't it in Atlanta or one of the bigger cities?
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>>154074253
good
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marner told me he's not playing today
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>>154074475
Are you constipated
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My afternoon bedard came out smoother than my morning one.
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>>154073996
we call that a cassidy
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>>154074286
kek
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>>154075053
based. fuck nerds.
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>>154075367
It's actually you that's the miserable cunt all the time.
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>>154075406
That's actually me doing that
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>>154074284
I hope he plays well :)
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>>154068836
it's the pride flag that got everyone sick
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>everybody is tbg
Seek help retard.
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I, for one, appreciate our lord and savior Gary
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>islanders ahl team relocated to Canada
>italy gets eliminated from the World Cup
>penguins dismantle the islanders and embarrass them

Grim day for bud sports
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>>154075548
Marchand spread it in the showers
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>>154075548
#TransCanPuckToo
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>>154075634
It gets worse...
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>>154075786
McDavid wants his femboys to feel welcome
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>Stars vs Bruins
Could be kino...
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>>154075929
Oh wow, a bunch of fucking worthless liberal maritimers living off government hand outs refuse to pay taxes when they actually do work for a month. Fucking useless province. The whole maritimes is fucking useless.
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>>154076017
Shall be kino
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I'd say out of all the games today only 2 are duds. Gary bringing his A game.
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>>154076024
Don’t worry they’ll continue leeching off alberta until we’re independent then theyre screwed lol
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>>154076046
Gary loves us <3
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>>154076057
I’ll buy a jersey to thank him
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>>154076046
My body is ready

>>154076042
Hasb lgbtning, jlmi dabres, and pongs wangs gonna be kino too
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>>154076081
Why not 2?
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>>154069905
Happy birthday chud
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TUESDAY, MARCH 31
Dallas @ Boston
7:00 PM ET
Sportsnet 360
(local simulcast)
Carolina @ Columbus
7:30 PM ET
ESPN+
John Buccigross, AJ Mleczko
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>>154075548
that logo really does not work with the chevrons. should have stuck to the simple rainbow.
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> Insider: Maple Leafs Nearly Gave Treliving Extension Last Month
Kek, no matter how retarded you think laffs are, it worse than you thought.
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snacking on burgers tonight
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>>154076271
Nah
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>world cup approaches
>suddenly there's football experts everywhere who are lifelong supporters
i hate bandwagoners so much bros
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Fuck soccer and fuck finland
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>>154076346
burgers aren't a snack, they're a meal!
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kill soccer, fuck Gary, marry Finland
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>>154076271
hmm the canes might have a point here
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>>154076433
Not for me :)
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>>154076442
usa always a /hoc/ fren
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>>154076482
Kek
F A T
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>>154076346
With pickles?
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>>154076491
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>>154076565
Yep
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>>154076491
We love you too Pekka <3
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>>154076707
The softpusys could use this guy
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>>154076411
I spoke with a Syrian today who hates Finland because they rejected her refugee claim when she was a child
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>>154076765
is she hot?
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>>154076821
Not really
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>>154076765
Wtf I love Finland now
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>>154076765
oh no
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>>154076765
she obviously wasn't a refugee if she's still alive
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>>154076765
That is absolutely terrible
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While we’re waiting for the game to start, you know how I’m hosting a wedding right? Any fun upbeat song recs for my playlist? I asked /mu/ and the answers were about as bitter and hateful as you’d imagine, and I thought /hoc/ posters would have better taste anywho.
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>>154076868
canned heat from jamiroguai
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>>154076732
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>>154076890
That’s what I’m talking about! ADDED!
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>>154076868
/hoc/ will be with you in spirit if you play this :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn_yRlYVnUw
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>>154076868
out of touch by uniting nations, original works too
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>>154076890
Based
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>>154076868
Are we invited to the wedding?
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drop them pucks gary!
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kitties just scored 8 seconds after gary dropped the puck
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>>154076868
Love train
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>>154076982
I thought /hoc/ said the kitties were tanking
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>>154076866
>>154076840
Just saying you guys need to be doing your part
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>>154077017
no no i insist, you need capable space engineers too. thank you
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Sens stated their 3rd line and then immediately got scored on, then got penalized
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>>154077017
Why is it my responsibility to give a shit?
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>>154069905
happy birthday
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You guys do watch the Canadiens in french... right?
You're not a tabernac... right?
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>just tune in
>15 seconds into 1st
>1-0 and on penalty kill

wtf senators...
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kitties scarred again
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>>154069905
happy brithday fren!
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>>154077065
Only when the english broadcast is on amazon
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>>154077075
>>154077014
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>>154077014
Ottawa just sucks
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Sens started their third line, immediately got scored on, then took a penalty and got scored on again all in the first minute and a half
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>>154077102
Fuck em
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>>154077051
The United Nations said every country needs to be doing their part to take in refugees doesnt sound like Finland is
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He was just givin him a hug
Fuck off refs
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>>154077065
>watch the Canadiens
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>>154077116
The United Gaytions said that? Fuck em.
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>>154077116
Why didn't Syria do their part?
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>>154077116
well we took 1500-2500 refugees in 2025 (and 8k ukrainians)
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Time to fire Yzerman
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>>154077204
but who will finish the yzerplan if they do that?
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>>154077188
Ukrainians arent refugees
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>>154076868
play "im the baddest bitch in this club"
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>>154077218
Yeah
They're jews
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>>154077218
Yes they are on temporary basis, it's different. Honest folk, they will return
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>>154077218
yeah they are free loading parasites, hate them so much. Hot women though, who will have sex with you for like $100 and a pack of cigs
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>>154077065
My stream is on Scripps.
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>>154077258
>sex with you for like $100
thats a lot
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>>154077258
that's disgusting, where?
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>>154077273
In 2026? Not really.
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if my flyers win tonight and bruins/isles/wings/sens lose that would be great :D
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my bruins :)
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sens are taking benulties like they're goin outta style!
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Fire Steve Yzerman
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>>154077302
Thanks for not including my Jackies. I hope all those teams lose too :)
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coyotes fans are the real refugees
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Classic Tampa ref puck
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>>154077308
we trust the yzerplan here
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>Maple Leafs CEO: And we definitely didn't see the train coming which was Montreal Canadiens and Buffalo Sabres and how strong those two teams are. But Buffalo and Montreal have shown that young energetic team, they're gonne be here for a long time.
Laffs gonna rebuild aren't they?
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>>154077313
jackies are frens :)
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>>154077302
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>Tampa already trying to injure goalies
Scumbags
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WHATS MY NAME?
HABSACCINO
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kitties scarr again
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>>154076868
mile kitic sampanjac
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>>154077158
syria had about seven million internal refugees during the war. they have started returning to their homes since the fall of assad.
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the ottawa suckturds are getting raped and gaped tonight
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>>154077338
they need to. pic related was 8 years ago and they've won two playoff series in ten
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bedsy plays in an hour
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milds suck
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>>154077352
Dobson shouldve slashed his wrists or the back of the knees, not just hug him
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>>154077381
forgot pic lol
>>154077391
who cares about this stale autist, celebrini is the rela deal
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Mantha now has 30 goals this season, what went right?
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>>154077391
Connor Niggard
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>>154077391
he'd be more popular with the ladies and gentlemen if that were his pickup line.
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Hutson is my favourite 2nd year rookie
Celebrini is my 2nd favourite
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DABRES
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>>154069905
Happy Birthday bro :)
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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"Red Wings? Yeah that's me I used to be something but that was many years ago. Can you spare some change for a washed up has been?"
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ET LE BUUUUUUT
SLAFGOAL
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Is slafkovsky the reincarnation of Gretzky?
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female announcer
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ET LE BUT!
SLAPKOVSKÝ!
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>>154077495
Slafkovsky is a product of finnish junior hockey :)
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>>154077495
they killed gretz?
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>>154077495
gretzky is still alive you dumb
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kitties are now leading 5-0 with 5:24 to go in the first
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>they don't know
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My sensies... :(
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>>154077546
the sens SUCK
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my brooins :D
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YOU ALL RESTED UP THERE FUCKING LINUS WEENUS
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Ullmark just let in 5 goals on 16 shots.. what the fuck was he doing?
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muh stors >:(
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Wings down 3-0 in a must-win
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>>154077632
>16 shots in the 1st period
Surely its not the defensemans problem
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>>154077632
tough day at the office
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>>154077644
detoilet tanking late season is no surprise by now
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>>154077648
it seemed like they were having elite defense against my habsies earlier this season
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>>154077632
NOT HIS WIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>154077632
he was probably doing my wife
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What do you even say to this team at intermission. Clearly there’s no passion left. Different coaches, different systems, tried changing the As, added at the deadline. Nothing will motivate them.
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The fact that Yzerman thought it was a good idea to give away a 1st, 3rd, and a decent prospect for 1.5 years of 34 year old Justin Faulk is astounding. This team is 4-5 pieces away from competing. You just can't make that trade.
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Matty T saying to Brady T
“You’re going fucking golfing with me cuh”
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>>154077694
imagine making noted retard brady fatfuck your captain lmao lmao i cant even lmao
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I still chuckle every time I hear Bussi
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>>154077391
>>154077418
Do any of you find it hilarious how Macklin outshines him every way?
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>>154077632
noooo my super wholesome hugging goalie :(((
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>>154077752
bussi is getting pounded out there!
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>>154077758
Absolutely and Bedard's ego cant handle it. However, Bedard will get McKenna or Stenberg soon so
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>>154077758
starting to think the whl might be shit
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What is the red wings problem lmao
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Our Jackies suck :(
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hearing austin mathews will ask out of toronto
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>>154077719
>laffs
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he's petterson tier at this point. a fucking bum for last couple years yet highest paid player in the fucking league. no one is taking that anchor of a contract for 20 goals and 60 pts or whatever fucking trash he ends up going forward.
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>>154077874
I hope he does well, I'm always nervous when I ask someone out
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>>154076868
tom petty - american girl
new radicals - you get what you give
the la's - there she goes
the cars - just what i needed
the kings - switching to glide
len - steal my sunshine
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>wings, islanders and bluejackets losing
Very good, give the sens a better chance at getting that wildcard
>sens down 5 in the first
NOT LIKE THAT STUPID
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>Swedish goaltending
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>>154077943
YAY LANKINEN
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>>154077939
No team wants the last playoff spot in the Atlantic.
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>>154077874
I'm hearing the same thing. Apparently they're keeping it "lowkey" for now.
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and now for the solo
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>>154078038
Nothing worse than a drum soll
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>>154078050
ok
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>>154078009
eat cock randy
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>>154078038
play Gloria
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>>154078092
Don't do it!
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I was going to attack the reffies, but they got the call right on the challenge
we love our reffies :)
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>>154078092
RUNAWAY TRAIN NEVER GOING BACK
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HEY REF!
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/our_twink/
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this is aging quite badly
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>>154078096
now thats a good post
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>senaturds are paying 8.25 mil for a guy to ride the pine while they miss the playoffs
love to see it
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saturday's ban end today at around midnight
brace yourselves
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Reminder the ducks embarrassed themselves theyre a fucking laughingstock of the entire planet
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>>154078188

>laffs
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>>154078217
>senaturds
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Our Dabres announcing crew is a fucking clown show
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>>154078205
Just like my islanders
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>>154078228

>laffs
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exciting hoki but getting sleepy
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Our penguins (:
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Sending our leafs #prayersandprivacy
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>>154078244
>senaturds
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>>154078233
I'm listening to it in the background and I have no idea what is going on
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>>154077781
The top scorer out of the WHL is literally Brandon Hagel
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>>154078248
If you’re tired, go to bed Pekka
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I do not care who wins the playoffs this year, but I will be happy with the Cinderella story of buffalo or penguins winning
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>>154078248
looks fun
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Hearing there's been a little stick-grabbing going on in the Blackhawks' team shower room.
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>>154078284
yes i will do that good night frens good luck in tonight's hoki
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You'll get a nerd Leafbros.
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>>154078301
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>>154078274
They got the fucking Amerks play by play guy visiting and their forcing him to call the game, apparently. Aside from no knowing anyone's name and letting the regular guys know how stupid it is, he's miles better then them.
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>>154078321
thats a good thing
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I still remember it like it was yesterday
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>>154078301
hyvaa yota pekka <3
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>>154078270

>laffs
>>
I love Larkin, I’m a huge Stan, got the jersey and all.

That being said, everyone praising his leadership at the Olympics is blowing smoke. That team never faced real adversity. Nothing remotely close to the Wings locker room. Very different measuring sticks.
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>>154078347
>senaturds
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>>154078322
Goodnight fren

>>154076017
Has been bretty gud so far
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>>154078321
didnt they fire the previous guy who was a nerd before Brad Tree?
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I’m listening at work so can’t really lurk just wanted to say my Bruins :)
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>>154078355

>laffs
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>>154078347
>>154078355
>Laff season
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>>154078373
>senaturds
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remember this?
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Cole Caufield once again, 47th goal
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>>154078371
Our broons will win :)
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GOOAAAAL GOALFIEEEEELD
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>>154078371
Oh now it’s tied :/
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GOAL
A
U
F
I
E
L
D
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>>154078379
That moment lead him down the path of alcoholism
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>>154078347
>>154078355
>HABERNAK!
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catties scarrrr
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tranny jannies don't know I'm banned and posting that my Caufield got 47 buts
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>>154078376

>laffs
>>
Caufield is fucking wild habs fans are eating so good
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my broons :((
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>>154078321
I wonder if they'll hire John Chayka (the guy who became gm of the coyotes and said using analytics the coyotes would be cup contenders in 3 years). He then resigned from the job because he got caught holding private draft combines and trying to become the president of the new jersey devils like 2 days after he signed an extension with the coyotes. He was supposed to revolutionize the sport.
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>>154078401
He was already an alcoholic, he just went from functional to Injun Elder tier after that.
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>>154078428
fire water brought him down
>>
SABRES BROS
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Cole Caufield's goal was his 300th point. It was also Mike Matheson's 300th
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>Sens
Just lmao
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>>154078474
Matheson is underrated
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we dont bully Our Sennies here
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>>154078414
>senaturds
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Fuck the islanders desu
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>>154078462
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>>154078527
we insult and mock them relentlessly though
>senaturds
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>>154078559
delete or pay the consequences
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>>154078530

>laffs
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>>154078589
>senaturds
>>
laffshausen
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>>154078559
>laffs
>>
Frondell gets his first NHL goal!
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>>154078603
>senaturds
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>>154078594
>laffs>>154078612
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The leafs have been shit and run by retards for a decade, and they just now noticed after trading away literally everything left
Bravo, fuck you guys, I'm looking forward to Montreal's run.
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>>154078612
>laffs
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>>154078615
>senaturds
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>>154078633
>>154078632
just kiss already!
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>>154078633

>laffs
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>>154078632
>senaturds
>>
Sorokin singe handledly frauds some frauds into yet another fraudulent win to fraud themselves into the playoffs by a fraudulent point
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yeah detroit is missing playoffs
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>>154078658
>senaturds
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>>154078616
Like they literally thought they would be fine losing 100 point playmaker
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My Jackies fucking suck
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>senaturds
>laffs
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>>154078674
>laffs
>>
So if the Blackhawks get Stenberg, we will see a number of swedish bandwagoners jumping from Tampa/Detroit like you've never seen before.
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>>154078663
What has Sorokin ever done outside of covid
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>Every Canadian "playoff" team is a fraud
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>>154078693
>senaturds
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>ruins
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>>154078705

>laffs
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>>154078698
But Tampa still has a future
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>>154078716
>senaturds
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>being a team in the NHL
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>>154078699
Made Stink Peninsula look more competitive than they actually are
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Also, where are all the bruins, tampa, devils, rags, capitals and jets fans, your team is playing??
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>>154078717
kuch wont play forever
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>>154078698
Swedes have zero loyalty, you're right.
Gutless people.
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>>154078717
Kuch is getting older and Hedman is slow and glass
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>>154078728
>>
my bruins!
now don't choke it away like usual damnit
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>>154078757
No
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my broons! :)))
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>>154078829
>ruins
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>>154078734
Confirmed no fans (except bruins, there's bruinsbros in here)
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>>154078820
they better not >:(
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Boston poopins
Dallas poops
Toronto poople poops
Ottawa poopaturds
Buffalo poopbers
Carolina poopicanes
New York pooplanders
Florida poopthers
Tampa bay poopning
Columbus poop jackets
If i missed your team, POOP
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>>154078734
it's crazy how irrelevant tampa is on /hoc/. their posters never returned after 2019
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>>154078734
in fairness to ragcucks you'd have to be a massive masochist to keep posting after the KWABOTY tier season they've had
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LETS GO OILERS
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/KRAK/
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>>154078884
Just gotta wait for the playoffs. I'm sure they dont even know how their team is doing after the disastrous few years
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drop the gloves, ladies
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>>154078884
one guy shamelessly bandwagoned the kitties
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>>154078882
this man has dookie on the mind
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my bruins :)
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OUR DABRES!!!!
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>>154078961
a lot of finns love them
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>>154078973
Poop funny lmao
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>>154078978
>dabs
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>actually letting these pathetic sens score 3 on you
KWAB panshits
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>>154078975
our broons are heading to playoffs! :)
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>>154079017
even if they win, they're losers
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my krakkies are shit and run by retards
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>>154078985
Some kitties and caned fans are legit since Barkov and Aho were drafted but I personally know a few dudes who went from supporting chicago/pens/tampa to dallas/whoever is goes to the stanley cup finals.
My bros who follow hockey and are lifelong support flyers, coyotes (rip), sharks, ducks and detroit
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>>154079024
Just like our penguins (:
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>>154079055
I can't wait to see Crosby in playoffs again
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>>154079088
Same
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my flysies still fighting :)
>>
Holy fuck shesterkin and marksttom are really going at it
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>>154079109
The battle of shit tendies
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>>154079109
despite all their rage they're just goalies in a shit team's cage
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things getting scrappy in buffalo
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Our penguins (:
>>
cocks getting eaten in randylina
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would fowler be impartial should we play tampa in the garyoofs?
maybe we keep our guy around, just in case...
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>>154079155
The islanders are a chimpy team
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>>154079123
>>154079139
Shesty beat the piss out of Marky
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I think that does it for dullass tonight
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come on martone score and tie this :(
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>>154079192
>otter in net

Ray Ferraro.jpg
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>>154079192
our bruins are ready for playoffs!
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My hopes and dreams for tonight
>Carolina loses
>sabers win
>bolts lose
This will put the sabers number 1 in the east.
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>>154079223
you're on track to get 2/3 unless columbus gets their shit together this final period
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>>154079223
Erm we need the blue jackets to lose sweaty
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Seattle is BAD
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>ded wongs about to enter year 8 of the yzerplan
>still no playoffs
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>>154079109
heated
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>>154079246
he's cooking
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>>154079246
Sad, would have rather seen them in than Bombston
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Budlanders are getting so much help from Gary this year it's insane
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>>154079244
no we don't
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hella warm in my bedroom bro's
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>>154079277
better take them drawers off, boy
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>>154079277
It was insanely warm today, over 70 degrees, Turn on a fan
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>>154079277
>imagine the smell
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>>154079246
Two kinds of GMs

>bad GMs
>bad GMs that get lucky

Yzerman is still living off picking Kucherov in 2011.
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>>154079275
We do
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>>154079277
It was 21 degrees yesterday and today I keep stepping out for smokes in my full winter jacket and hat
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Jackies tie it!
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>>154079284
I think I will sleep in my boxers tonight for the first time in a while
>>
It’s honestly impressive how much better run literally every other team in the league is than us from the top down.

Every other team knows the process to build a good competent team… and every team is in the perfect spot for where they need to be, except us…

Mushy middle for 4 years and counting all thanks to your GM Yzerman
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>>154078699
the west wing was pretty popular
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>>154079284
shall
>>154079294
cope I have febreeze
>>154079309
kinda based hacking one now
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>>154079295
He's already burned that goodwill and is currently burning the Vasilevskiy one now.
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>>154079323
I laugh at the Yzerplan but the existence of the >laffs proves this redditpost wrong
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MY BRUINS!
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>>154079312
Fuck
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>Tampa gets a fake penalty in the last 5 minutes of the game
Imagine
My
Surprise
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>>154079327
i loved that show
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Awwwwwww
Yeeeeeeeee
>>
Stupid Flyers
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>>154079364
love you more
>>
Kucherov ded
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>dallASS
>>
>MAJOR PENALTY
FUCKING
REF
PUCK
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>>154079391
*blushes*
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>>154079394
Dirty ass hit tbqh
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>>154079394
How ded
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>>154079354
I'm imagining
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>>154079409
head first in the boards ded
>>
that's a minor for boarding, move on
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>>154079394
Like our vs my penguins ded?
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>>154079420
Did he go to the room or just dazed?
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oh yeah mr krebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjLZX8KagYI
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>>154079404
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>>154079394
You best not be kidding me, please tell me it's true or is this just some LTIR shenanigans
>>
>>154079424
Out**
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Stars are really slumping hard before playoffs
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>my wongs
>(somebody please fucking kill me)
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>>154079424
>>154079409
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>it is not enough to just compete
>there must also be suffering
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>>154079420
rather that than dick first into the boards and breaking your bengis
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Do the refs in Tampa have Gary on speed dial or something? Wtf the officiating this game is ass
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>>154079429
neither 100% faked it
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>>154079436
Nah he’s fine. Evans just boarded the shit out of him and the refs evened it up which is a joke.
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>>154079451
The ref puck in Florida is always fucked.
They play like monkeys and get away with it.
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>>154079451
only 2 for obvious boarding?
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>>154079442
Wow
>>
Nurse should score a goal in the second
>>
Mindshattering fact saved for the next thread
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>>154079476
You should stop gambling and find God
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>>154079469
They gave 2 and 2 so Habs fans have nothing to cry about. Raddysh is in the box now so it’s a net gain for Montreal.
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>>154079466
All going exactly as Gary demands
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>>154079493
We can't wait!
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If Montreal can keep the lightning from scoring theyll win
>>
ET LE BUUUUUUUUT
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>>154079469
Kucherov should have kept his fucking head up. Rule 101 of playing on the boards
>>
new
>>154066386
>>154066386
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>>154079501
i feel bad for the preds
>>
GET FUCKED TAMPA YOU BITCH ASS TEAM
>AAAAA TASUKETE REF SAMAAAA
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>>154079497
Fuck, didn't know he was missing. Anyone check the titty bars?
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>>154079501
Arizona should be removed from the Gary Belt
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>>154079387
we were due to lose one, still fought hard and we'll win the next few
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>>154079539
>>154079539
>>154079539
NEW
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>>154079515
>/heem/
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>>154079515
Fag



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