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>>154064984Why does my Yankee make ya seethe
PREVIOUS: >>154064972HOU: Jose Altuve went 4-for-4 with two homers, a walk and four runs scored in the Astros’ 8-1 takedown of the Red Sox on MondaySF: Harrison Bader hit a solo homer to help the Giants to a win over the Padres on MondayCOL: Chase Dollander was gifted a win in relief after giving up four runs and three homers in four innings Monday against the Blue JaysTB: Yandy Díaz went 2-for-4 with a leadoff homer on Monday, powering the Rays to a 3-2 win over the BrewersNYM: Bo Bichette drove in a pair of runs to lead the Mets to a 4-2 win Monday over the CardinalsWSH: Joey Weimer got up to 10 straight times on base to begin the season before finishing 2-for-4 with a walk and two runs scored Monday against the PhilliesCHC: Colin Rea allowed two runs over three innings on Monday against the Angels and was credited with his first save of the seasonTEX: Tyler Alexander struck out two in a perfect ninth to close out a three-run lead against the Orioles on Monday
At least Sasaki didn't melt down and Tanner Scott is back
Mariners won that ballgame btw.
27! Count em you poverty franchise.
>>154065969Indeed they did!
good game cleveland
it's been a gay evening boys, i've had enough baseball and can't be arsed to watch the conclusion of tiger vs snake
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now that the games are over I'd like everyone to be reminded that the second the sewers played a real team instead of a AAA one they lost.So much for best team in the league huh? Yelich is still a bum just because he got a lucky home run off one of the worst minor league pitchers doesn't mean he's good.Get fucked sewers and learn your place.
tigers are literally going to lose this game because of the 5 run hole verlander put them in
I think I'll burn down Rome.
>get called gay>thread changes so its instantly forgotten about
suck titties
>>15406597727 RINGS YOU FUCKING PEASANT
What is bananas ball and why is everyone playing a fucking CHAD MAXED OUT?
>>154065993
>Faggegan
>>154065975How can you say this when /our/ Mariners won?
>>154065969Damn right they did!>>154065982Fucking hilarious.
>>154065979kek gaysconsin kek
stankeedoo 'em kek
4 games down, only 158 more to go
>>154066026Baseball just started and it's almost over :(
>>154066033>>154066026If the playoffs started today who would be the biggest KWABOTYs?
>>154066044Your team, not my team
>>154066044Padres
>>154066044stankeedoo 'em kek
>>154066044lillies or who's
>>154066044
>>154066044Still Tony
Cubs won. Sewers lost.
tune into the koshien final, good game so far, thread has links
>>154066064>springisnt the summer one the real one?
What I hate most about the Yankees losing, is that I don't feel like going to bed and I just sit on the couch and watch the TV without changing the channel, staring at it losing track of time feeling all devastated.
>>154066066This irates and infuriates the stankeesfans.
>>154066068the executive cuck chair is devious
>>154066068Imagine the stank!!!
>>154066070Yankees fans don’t know who that is
>>154066068That's why you should mostly only care if your team makes the playoffs and occasionally check out a game in the regular season and keep up with their win/loss ratio in the meantime
what's really fun about watching verlander come back to be a millstone around the team's neck is that i get to watch skubal do the same exact thing in 10 years after he's done winning a couple of rings and earning half a billion dollars playing for the dodgers
>>154066054Yes to the former but why the latter they aren't even expected to have a winning record let alone go to the playoffs?
>>154066083Nah this ain’t it chief; delete it.
>>154066085I suppose that's fair I was just looking at record and run differential
>>154066068
>>154066083Spoken like a real Yankees fan.
Mariners legend Paul Sewald is closing.
>>154066083>stankees """""fans""""" ladies and gentlemen
>Doyers
For me it's the Doyer Dog.
GG tigs
>>154066107>>154066101>>154066090Would you prefer the alternative of like a chisox fan watching every game and then going on lengthy suicidal tirades after instead?
>>154066084verlander is going to be a perfectly fine back end starter, which is what he was paid to be.
Diamondbacks become the next 0-3 team to get a win today. What a day for winless teams coming back with a vengeance.
>>154066125We respect the Dwight’s Ox in this genny
Shit teams...
>>154066119>can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>uhhhhhhhhhhh>grilled dodger dog>*skips the condiment table completely and enjoys the pure taste of processed meat and a steamy bun*
>>154066134
>>154066134WE KNOW BOB FUCK OFF
>>154066134no…
>>154066134boob nightanddale does it again!
>>154066138Seriously, try a hot dog with good salsa like that, it's actually really good
Diamondfags, we finally did it
>>154066131They all scored over 8 runs too. With the Rockies scoring the most.
>>154066134What is the purpose for him to say this? Can someone go do a check on the old persons' home?
>>154066161>What is the purpose for him to say this?To piss (you) off specifically.
>>154066134Why is he beating them down? Beating them down, down, into the ground?
primus genny
>>154066229Primos is fucking gay and so is every single person that listens to them
>>154066266I know a guy that likes them and he had a girlfriend for a few yearswhat now?
Friendly reminder that don't forget to do your taxes, Isreal and Jew York Yankees are in desperate need for a tax relief.
>>154066310mmmm I don't think so
>>154066270Bodies that freak
freakied that body
All the bad guys lost.
That’s my baybaw pope :)
>>154066125Personally I just wouldn't react that way.
Mariners won that ball game.
>>154066547Cal came through :)
chihuahuabro will pay for making us think Campy was worth anything....
Chadreshttps://www.youtube.com/watch/wkfNQqEfhXs
>dodgers stadium tickets:>$67 >angels stadium tickets:>$15Guess I'm an angels fan now.
>>154066685Surrender your macbook on the way out please
What went wrong?
>>154066731lets try to be positivewhat went right?
>>154066685Arte is a man of the people
>>154066731Fired Taryn
This Rakuten vs Softbank game sounds like a fucking boss fight because of the fans' chants
>>154066852ham fighter status?
>>154066856Swept by the Hawks in the 3 game series to start the season
>>154066863they really need to become beef fighters if they wanna win ffs
>>154066869Chicken number 3 fighters
>>154066685we do it for shohei
The fuck happened to the Jays?Did the Rockies wake up or something?
>>154066491Unequivocally and unfathomably based and Christpilled. Heaven not lookin' so good for Zion Don the Peace President no mo'
>>154066980Ponce had a very unathletic injury early on, then blowpen
Can Saiki have a start now where he doesn't throw 20 pitches an inning? No wonder why he re-signed instead of insisting on a post.
>>154066555Good time to do it. Hopefully that's the start of his bat coming to life.
Wasn't looking good there for a minute, sneklads
>>154067025>balks in your path
>4:13 am>lying awake for an hour again thinking about how much my team sucks, what a complete failure I am, and how much I need to kill myselfI just need to get up, walk outside into the night, turn off my phone, and lie down in some nearby wilderness to die. Not even the great sport of baseball can prevent the desire to die anymore anons.
>>154067066It was one loss Stankeebro. You'll be fine.
>>154067066im in bed too but its 9:15pm here so im going to get a good full night's sleep and have dreams about things and maybe wake up once or twice if they get a bit intense and then wake up tomorrow feeling pretty well rested
>>154067066>relying on other men to give you happiness
he's memeing
just found a dead baseball fan outside in the nearby wilderness :(
>>154067165Man he died that fast KWAB what a total bitch hahahahahaha
>Nats and Marlins 3-1>Philels 1-3lollmao
>no more undefeated teams that was fast kek
>Give up a pair of runs to a guy hitting under .100>only manage one run on a dingerGonna be a loooooooooong season.
How do we stop Gayzilla?
I hate it when the hit sounds so deliciously good it should be out of the park but instead it's just a shallow fly to left field.
What, so Ponce blows his knee out doing the grandad run and they put a catcher on the mound?
>>154065993Harlem Globetrotters but baseball for gay men and horny hagwomen
>>154067320What team?
>>154067165What cap was he wearing?
>>154067370MLBPA
Nippon-Ham Fighters pitcher Haruki Hosono has a thrown no hitter vs the Chiba Lotte Marines at Es Con Field Hokkaido.https://x.com/fighterspr/status/2038952306457432467?s=46&t=umn5zeppOTfIIv4eUAMYSA
>>154067370
Cody Ponce is fucking fraud. First he forgets to let go off the baseball and falls off the mound then he fakes an injury to hide from the added embarrassment of missing a ground ball
>>154067397Where the hell do you even get a plain old MLB cap?
>>154067406>plain old mlb cap
>>154067406You just pissed off a nation, boy!
>>154067405I agree he cost us the game and now we’re out of a reliable starter. This new generation of pitchers are too injury prone because of this idea that you need to throw 95+ mph
>>154067406
>>154067406we gotta hogtie this piggy
>>154067411Umpies mad they're getting dabbed on by robots.
Good morning Yankees fans did you apologize to Cal yet?
>>154067443Dogpile this fucker!
>>154067443Cunt up this gibbon
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smellHe took the seat off his own bike because the way that it feltHe wants to bone this I know she is ready to blowThey go out every night his pants are super tight, oh yeahAnd they don't even care at all
>>154067443imagine judge standing there in the outfield thinking you go 0fer in the WBC but then do this shit now?
>>154066731It took the work of every dark witch in the world cursing my jays to make us lose this bad, what's the philthies excuse?
>>154067475Cool it with the racism
>>154067473Ok so I'm imagining it...I'm imagining it aaaaand now I'm laughing.
>>154067473Um actually he didn't go 0fer.
Hawks, Carp, & Swallows remain undefeated (it won't last for the Swallows, guaranteed after last year's crash & burn.
>>154065974lmao kys dumb bitch
>>154067406How will umpies ever recover from this?
slumptani
>gaystars
for me?It’s my Yokohama Baystars
>>154067494>swallowsYou swallow cum lmao
>PoodresThe new owner is going relocate the franchise out of San Diego.
>>154067567>the portland madres of color
>the montreal pères
>>154067566You said you wouldn't tell
watched a beautiful sunrise this morning, baseball on later today. life is good
>>154067475*curses you again*
>>154067593how was the non-heterosexual sex last night?
Watching the sun rise over the tip his dewy dick. Mazel tov
Berds & assfucken who says no
>>154066997>very unathletic injurywhat's an athletic injury then?
>>154067599you were pretty tight, you gonna be able to walk today?
>>154067566they swallowed despair last year
>>154067613a baseball move
>>154067622Swallow dis pair bitch
>>154067567>Have the #1 ballpark in MLB>Have a shitty product on the fieldThat spells relocation in 7 years.
I was told ABS would be small and not a big deal, it’s slower than they said it would be and disrupting the flow of the game. There are also way more challenges than they said there would be.Get this shit out of my basedball
>>154067645>may :(
>>154067645Sorry, we forgot to factor in the yankees being cheaters and having a guy in the stands signaling the correct ABS calls. Sorry, fuck.
>>154067645>mayThey cancelled the sexy fuck ponies and he says "may"
reminder that america would've lost the WBC if it had abs
>>154067662You would've lost your virginity if you had testosterone
Automated Bussy System
>>154067644That's the Pirates
ABS challenges have been comical, it’s so funny how quick pitchers and hitters are so quick to ask for a challenge despite being wrong
>>154067662well yeah, seeing how it lost the WBC without abs too
>>154067664This is the post
we need abs for the abs in case it gets something wrong
>>154067676You laugh but this is the NFL system right now.
MVP alsorans getting uppity over a 2-1 win kek
I think the system is backwards. Every call should be automated with the umps having the freedom to overrule the automated calls. No challenges
Thought they had mvp votes in the bag lul
>>154067662Are you implying the dumbminicans would even still have a challenge at the end of the game? They would have wasted both of them on machimpo's first AB
mi stros :)
>>154067645ABS is great when it helps my team but it sucks and ruins the flow of the game when it helps the other team.
>>154067683bragging about an mvp that judge only won because he had the yankee bonus and cal had the flyover tax
>>154067701Cal flyover kek
>>154067683Ok but who won GOY last year
>>15406770410 years running
>>154067704>ywn win the goodest goy award
faggotiners thought they won something
>>154067613Blowing out your UCL pitching submarine style. That's how the real men end their season a month in.
Just ate expired meatballs for breakkie AMA
>>154067719They won the game last night.
>>154067719Mariners won that game
>>154067736>>154067741The World Series?
Can we talk about my Cubs instead?
>>154067745
>>154067662stop pinning an entire game's RISPing from the dominicans on a single pitch (that Perdomo should've swung at)
>>154067645Shut up and have another Werthers grandpa
>>154067750Yeah post more AI shopped hats on superimposed women that don’t even attend your games lol
>>154067745Mariners won 27 World Series!
>>154067750Chatgpt won't give them a chance
>>154067750>mests>faggotiners>cusbI’m nooooticing
>>154067756ok
>>154067763>>154067762>>154067761>>154067759>>154067756>>154067752>>154067751>>154067750>>154067746All me btw
>>154067761How many in the modern era?marindoo ‘em!
>>154067719You're only as good as your last game, pal. Everybody knows that.
When’s the FAFSA deadline?
stankee doo‘em!*clap clap clapclapclap*
>memeiners and stinkees arguing about who got raped by the jays betterCute!
GOOD MORNING MARINERS NATION>BREAKING: Colt Emerson and the Seattle Mariners are in agreement on an eight-year, $95 million contract extension, sources say. The deal includes a ninth-year club option, a full no-trade clause and escalators that can bring it north of $130 million. Emerson is represented by ACES.t. Not Peff
Dodgers are currently 3-1 (75%). Yet if you bet $100 on them every game, you are only up $18.40. Ain't that a bitch?
marindoodoos kek
>>154067781He ain’t no Volpe
>>154067645>I was told ABS would be small and not a big deal, it’s slower than they said it would be and disrupting the flow of the game. There are also way more challenges than they said there would be.
>>154067781??? he hasn't even debuted yet!??! is he really that good?
>>154067788It's an apparently record contract for someone who hasn't debuted.
>>154067792>cb buckbroken
>>154067781Somewhere, in a meadow with glorious spring flowers in bloom, running tirelessly and carefree with the springtime breeze, is a spirited young horse named Ballplayer Emerson.
>>154067781has he even gotten a cup of coffee at the majors yet?
>>154067781Doesn’t matter, he’s a future dodger
>>154067798what could go wrong
>>154067666The Hershey Pirates!
gm
>>154067793>OPSing 1.000 in 3 AAA gamesYes I think it's a wise deal for Colt and the M's.
>>154067805 Hersheyners aren’t allowed to have talent. He’ll be traded after his first half season in the MLB.
>>154067801kek
good morning mariners nation>>154067781lmao actually wtf
>>154067802Nope!>>154067803>>154067805This is a good deal, he'll hit FA at 29/30 or so and still make a nice chunk of change at an affordable price. It's a lot like the A's extensions this offseason if you think about it, and the price was only gonna go up if he rakes after coming up.
>>154067824Based on what physics?
>>154067821Why are like 90% of Mariner fans dogs?
>>154067812He will start slumping after some time playing meaningless baseball in Seattle. Nobody wants to play for a losing team.
>>154067645>way more challenges than they said there would beBecause umps are finally being exposed for being SHIT
>>154067836you DO NOT wanna know
>>154067839>Nobody wants to play for a losing team.they just went to the ALCS and won their division????? according to betting markets mariners are the second most likely team to win it all after the dodgers
>>154067781>giving a dude $12M a year until age 30 before he makes his debutThis is either genius or profoundly retarded
>>154067847>according to betting markets
>>154067853i look like this
>>154067836....i'm not a dog
>>154067836Big dogs gotta eat
The only two players who have shown promise are Roman Anthony and JJ Wetherholt. Roman Anthony might win an MVP award for being the best player on his team at some point in his career. JJ Wetherholt will probably be a decent player, but not the best.The other players haven't done well. Volpe, Campbell, Jesus Made, Pete Crow, and Neto haven't been very reliable or successful.
>>154067664THATS A BALK
>>154067858How do you have so many frogs and jaks ready to use?
>>154067868Pete Crow has been good and just signed a big deal what you talking about nigga
>>154067868>Netobro are you good?
>>154067868>he doesnt know
>>154066731Lots
>>154067870
>>154067871>How do you have so many frogs and jaks ready to use?its an image board. you dont have your images organized in folders?
>>154067872>poo crap apeshit
>>154067836SPAY DIS MUTT!!!!
>>154066731Nobody cares for Taijuan Walker starts, nobody pays mind to Taijuan Walker starts. He’ll be the mop up guy in the postseason. Your team DID make the postseason, right?
>>154067878Based snekbro
>Sneedhawks on Hard Knocks>Colt extended until like 2034What a nice 12 hours this has been.
Morning everyone. I hope you all have a good day.
>Who said Slumper?>TELL ME WHICH OF YOU FUCKS CALLED ME SLUMPER??
Metsbros, are we feeling optimistic?Hoping Senga is on point today.
>>154067780Jays huh? Those the guys who got blown out by the Rockies?
>>154066083sounds like you don't understand baseball. it's not just about the results. not even close
>>154067910Peralta is a bustThere are no starting pitchersBullpen is assDefense is midRun prevention just ain’t there
>>154067884yep looks like a balk to me, he was just trying to mess with the batter for sure
>>154067910Not optimistic yet and Senga is a broken man.
>WHO SAID IT??!
>>154067930full diapy expwosion for big dumpy swumpy
>at least Mom Danny is behind our team
>>154067893no u :)
>>154067878>injured 9/10 timesZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZ
>>154067951LMAO I spit out my beer watching this replay last night. He drank too much snake piss that inning
>>154067930>>154067907o kek
>>154067957>o kektry hard
BASEBALLKINO POWER RANKINGS1. Bull Durham2. Field of Dreams3. Major League4. Everybody Wants Some5. Eephus6. The Natural7. Moneyball8. Eight Men Out9. Kano10. Bad News Bears11. 6112. The Rookie13. Major League 214. Summer Catch15. Rookie of the Year16. Angels in the Outfield17. Bad News Bears18. Mr. 3,00019. Major League 320. 4221. Sugar22. The Phenom23. Hardball24. Benchwarmers25. Fever PitchWhat do we think? Am I forgetting any?
>>154067870Bussy Always Lookin’ Kino
>>154067968>Am I forgetting any?a league of their own
Please pound me!
>>154067968bang the drum slowly
>>154067945I say this
>>154067781This is yet another future Bryce Harper incoming: too much pressure driving all of the fun away from baseball until he ends up bitter and always plagued by the media
>>154066083the fuck you talmbou you fucking casual
>>154067974never watched this lesbislop. female sporting "triumphs" are irrelevant>>154067979where should it rank
I call it the Sandlittle
>>154067907I made a poopie
>>154066083If you do this, every game you check in they will lose. Baseball is a game rooted HEAVILY in voodoo magic, don't fucking try to pull stuff like this, you WILL jinx your team.
>tenants need my name as owner of the apartment to license their dogs or somethingShan’t be admitting I own anything, that’s my LLC’s apartment.
>>154067989Seattle sportswriters are all friendly, and the fans aren't from Philidelphia, he'll be fine.
>>154067994Nah your shits all retarded lil bro, A League Of Their Own is kino
>>154068003Based landlordchad
>>154068004Hoorper was a Nationals prospect thougheverbeit
>>154068003Those dogs are probably Mariners fans anyway
>theres no crying in baseballthis was deboonked
>>154068006sure timmy sure
I think it's safe to say that Manny + Tatis fucking HATE playing for the Padres. Seeing them go back to their pouty pissboy routine after the WBC is extremely blackpilling
>>154068004I'm just worried that a potential star just gets bogged down by an industry that is just foaming at the mouth to tear someone down at the slightest slump
>>154068024the other anon is right, seattle is a relaxed place to play. He isn't going to get death threats everytime he goes 0-4
>>154067991This 16 year old male model looks only 7
I evicted a single mom.She was a nasty little person.She trashed my apartment, left roaches, mice, and shitty diapers everywhere.It’s ok, have fun getting housing ya skank.She was Lebanese immigrant I think.Since been renovated as well.
>>154068004>Seattle>friendlyLol. No.
>>154068033You belied dis Tone? I heard she wore diapers! She was a Lesbian Indigent!
>>154068016But they still like him.
>>154068040Oh jeeshush chrisht
>>154068033there's a Lebanese girl in my class who's pretty hot
>>154067945Dude the Mamdani thing is over, guy is a retard and all aura he had during the campaign is gone. He’s a lightweight and hopefully won’t screw up too much in the next 3 years.
>>1540680403 babies, living in filth. It’s an embarrassment. Neglect even.
>auraDrop this word zoomers it's making you talk stupid.
>>154068033Is apartment handyman a work release thing or are you just a creep
>>154068051Oh yea the rent at One East 161st Street is goin up
>>154068060I cleaned up the apartment (which I owned) because the local guys wanted 2,000 grand for the cleanup. I dumped everything in the river too. How does taking care of my business make me a creep?
no aura farming in teh genny
>>154068066>2,000 grand
>>154068058been around since at least dbz yung blud
>>154068066NTA but if you actually threw the trash in the river I hope you die of super mega Hebrew AIDS
>>154067994You're missing out on prime Hankskino
>>154068081>just pay the local Hasidic Jews $2,000 to discard trashOK Yakub.
>>154068051The only reason he got elected was because NYC is full of neo liberals that voted for the non-white guy purely because he wasn't white. He's a socialist who's end goal is to turn New York City into New Muslim City
>>154068095>does the most Jewish thing he can possibly think of >to save money>ackshually ur da joo
>>154068105>who's end goal is to turn New York City into New Muslim City>/\
>>154068081I guess you’re right, I mean this was before I charged first and last months rent as deposit. 2k was my pretty much half of my mortgage. The escrow accounts are loaded so I’m not as worried about it anymore.
>>154068095You are spiritually Jewish and Indian for polluting your local ecosystem you faggot. Get in a wreck.
Altuve never cheated. Stop slandering my boy, yankkkrakers
>>154068117>>154068081>local ecosystem There haven’t been fish jumping out of ponds here since at least 2001. The people overfished all of them and the local domestic house cats killed all the birds and fish. The couch and mattresses plus tons of clothes and mouse droppings can serve as a shelter to some hobo cat. So I’m actually saving the ecosystem if you think about it.
>>154068127Local fish died cause of low quality bait
>he's copingJust buy trash bags next time, man, and maybe head down the river and pick up the trash there.
>>154068134I did bag it all up…and threw it into the river.I’d rather pay the $500 illegal dumping fee and let some EPA hazmat cucks deal with it than pay some Mexicans $3000 to throw trash away.
>>154067968>no sandlotopinion discarded
Chadani makin the boomers seethe
>>154068146we dont recognize The Rapelot here. smalls" nonconsensual kiss on wendy peffercon is literally sexual assault
>>154068146
>>154068066unless you own the whole complex you can never truly own an apartment
>>154068146shit I must've deleted it by accident. it's gotta be top 10
Good morning everyone. The Washington Nationals beat the Philadelphia Phillies in the baseball game yesterday. The score was 13-2!
>>154068181I have 3 multi families. Each one has 4 units.
Hot dog stand empire cost me hundred thousand on fees but I living big in Bahomas now what.
>>154068200Any shoe cleaner in the Bahamas is worth $3M dollars. At least that’s my experience the last time I went and they rejected a $5 tip.
>>154068205Curious you'd even have a $5 nearby. Are you poor, perhaps?
>>154067968little big league is at least better than fever pitch>>154067974>>154067994oh nevermind you're just retarded
What if instead it was Zohei Mamtani?
mfw I lie on the internet
>>154068209I only carry cash when I travel abroad
I threw a handful a pennis at the dancing girl n they kick me out can cun
ABS is awesome because it is reflective of the rest of the use of AI in the world. AI is going to take over every job just like ABS is taking over umpires jobs. I love watching all human jobs get taken by computers and that soon all jobs will be 100% precision with no human element to them. I love ABS. I love AI. I love the tech companies. I love software engineers.
>>154068225You travel a broad whenever you leave the house tranny
>>154068077It's been around 6 months maximum.
>>154068231>t.
>>154068231I liked Iverson as a kid but I don't know what he has to do with tech companies
>>154068232Cute projection. I have $2M liquid net worth.
>>154068245That's not a lot
>>154068233Retard
>I have $2M liquidSTUFF DIS MATTRESS!!!!
>>154068245*cums on you*now you have $2.000001M of liquid
>>154068231Make the case for your continued existence once AGI can replace your entire societal contribution with 1/100th of the upkeep and cost.
>>154068245What’s that in MacBooks?
>>154068249It’s what I’ve worked hard for my entire life to live my retirement in peace on some tropical island. That’s all that matters.
>>154068251>no because war3 and a million other games used the word in proper context my 4 month old zoomer slang is also okayno, shithead, that isn't how it works
>>154068258Doesn't sound like you worked really that hard hmmI'll bet heart disease takes ya soon
>>1540682572 years at the DMV
blogging about your fantasy life in /mlb/ every day is some sad friendless shit
>>154068245Oh yea well I have $2,000,001
>>154068267Next 2 me on showcase U do that dollar shit Ur seeing lights.
>fantasyYou seem like you could use a strawberry daiquiri or maybe a pina colada?
smd!!
These ai fearmongering posts reek of umpire union desperation. Maybe just get glasses or use simulations to work on your call accuracy?
>>154068275Haha watch it 2 mil buy a round we call you 1.9 hahaha 2 million
>>154068257>>154068188
>>154067968The 30 for 30 about knuckleballs
Three rock hard throbbing inches. Any fucking questions?
Smoking a marlboro light 100 and having a laugh at this website
kek doyerpacos
>>154068022Padres should really just trade both to reload the farm and start a rebuild, they aren't going anywhere with the current lineup.
pfma
>>154068293for me its a camel red 99 and a chuckle
>>154068293tyfys
>>154068293>>154068310I haven’t had a cig in over a year :)
>>154068022>>154068308I predicted this.
I made two cups of salsa this morning
>>154068313Enjoy the weight gain and inevitable relapse
rape me...
>>154068324I have zero cravings atp, do not miss them at all. Badspie would be proud of me and you know it!
>>154068233it's actually been closer to two years and i'm surprised anyone's still using it
>>154068338Yeah, well I’ve smoked 2 packs a day for at least 5 years. And weed, and alcohol.
gen z chads dont do that smoking shit
zoomers don't need smokes to be cool, they have hip phrases like "crash out" and "ahh"
Blud ahh bluh bin crashin out over nun ahh ni''a
>>154068355Yeah, well Gen Z is a bunch of pussies. I used to do heroin because I got addicted to it while preparing to sell it.
>>154068367>>154068360
French Dip > Italian Beef, Roast Beef
>>154068372Well heroin is one thing, but smoking?
>>154068372I would only freebase the stuff, not a huge fan of needles.
Happy international transgender day of visibility /mlb/!
>>154068390Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!!!
>>154068390I don’t like pickled veggies on my yummy sammy so I’m inclined to agree. Cheesesteak easily mogs both thougheverbeit.
>>154068408>Faggotsteakgb2r!!
>>154068390this is a grilled cheese general
>>154068397Yay!
>>154068394Sadly I went the needle route. I got hepatitis from it.
>>154068425
>>154068425that sucks, I think the only reason I'm still alive is because I was scared of needles and how powerful the addiction would become, I only smoked it off foil. I will now only talk about baseball for the rest of the week
>>154068418If you eat cheese, does that make you cheesy?
>>154068390cubans mog
>>154068445you are what you eat
>>154068445
>>154068441I wish I was joking. My liver is doing better now. I quit drinking and my liver is repaired to almost it’s original size. The Hep C is unidentifiable in my blood due to Vemlidy.
cheese?
Are Poodrepacos trying to one up on the Doyerpacos?https://youtu.be/fCrsfrcmjRs?si=c6W4u0xLLpm8cXfn
I’m getting prescribed ozempic but I need to diet for it to have the full effects. What are some diet foods besides grilled chicken breast that actually taste good?
>>154068483brussel sprouts
>>154068454>>154068457If you eat cheese sticks, does that make you sticky?
>>154068487Boiled? Steamed?
>>154068474are mexican sports fans worse than nigger sports fans?
>>154068483asparagus
>>154068483Bacon cheeseburgers with a diet soda
>>154068525because white fans have never gotten into fights right?
>>154068483Apparently with ozempic you won’t even want to eat
>>154068483Just go exercise fatass. Ozempic has side effects like increased bone brittleness. It also dries you out. You look skinny with tight leathery skin. It's not a naturally fit lookt. 30% bf knower
Braves' City Connects 2.0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt9kjoqbww0
>>154068575>It also dries you out. You look skinny with tight leathery skinit turns you into floridaman?
>>154068575Post physique dyel
>doyers lost to leadheadskek
If people play baseball in Florida, you'd expect the alligators and crocodiles to play baseball too.
Let’s take it easy on those leadieheads
>>154068584I'm fat and don't lift but I can bench 180. My point in that post is that I'm a chunky monkey and I'm still not dumb enough to take ozempic
My Reds might be the only good team in the whole league this year
>>154068483Tillamook pepperjack cheese
I find interesting that Americans can buy Ozempic at every store, yet here no one knows what Ozempic is.
>>154068602Idk how any could possibly misconstrue that you literally said you were 30% body fat
how are americans so fat when all you have to do to not be fat is not eat?
the lead makes me strong
>>154068584I mog you
>>154068612>yet here no one knows what Ozempic is.maybe walking up and down these hills has something to do with it
>reckerfag leaves>2hu autist appears
Ngh...mfh~
>>154068621kek>>154068617junk food is a drug. I fluctuate. I'm 5'10. I've been down to like 160 and up to 215 in the last 5 years. I really do need to get it under control
>>154068621>taking steroids at 20Lmao nice mogging shrimp.
>>154068630It’s all the bullshit that they put in food nowadays it’s like quitting drugs, man
>>154068617for me? alcoholism. when i tell myself i will never have a family or a house it makes the drinks feel so good at night
I’ll keep you guys posted on my ozempic journey.
It’s 10:05 AMWheres NEETball?
>>154068607american
>>154068657get back in your cave cheeselet
>>154068602180 is not alot tho....
Feta cheese mogs and Greek yogurt mogs nacho cheese
>>154068602>I can bench the average American toddler Dyelcels…
>>154068626It helps. We also eat less and walk more. Use public transportation much more often too.
>>154068679>Greek yogurtgreat with with honey and walnuts
>>154067916Peralta did okay in his first start. He'll build on it. McLean, Petey and Holmes all kept us in the game as well. The bats didn't show up for Peterson. Brabozoan/Myers/Weaver/Williams is a pretty good bullpen, no? Again, they've definitely kept us in games. Defense is def a work in progress. We gotta get Soto out of the outfield man. He's so slow. I think over the first 4 games, we've only let up an average of of 3 runs. >>154067924Have faith in Senga. We need him to deliver.
I carry my dog around, therefore I am strong.
>>154068674>>154068685it's not a lot but it's also not frail. I want to get fit through good dieting, calisthenics and cardio. I don't really want to be big
>>154068655NEETball is scheduled for tomorrow, today the least coasties are being sticks in the mud and waiting to play until 3:30
>>154068698You want to be a TikTok influencer faggot and you should open with that next time. Nobody cares. I don’t need to look like some Jamaican gang member to be healthy. I just don’t want to be obese anymore. I’ll be taking my weekly dose of ozempic now. Thx and bye.
>>154068712Okay enjoy your osteoporosis, weakened organs, and leather skinI don't want to be an influencer but I do want to be fit. A peak Don Draper bod is fine with me
>>154068698I'm a girl and could put on a few pounds desu I'm like 100 lbs. I look good but I'm frail
>>154068698yea but middleschoolers can bench 180 for reps
>>154068722Keep seething, you’ll never be a negro.All those things you mentioned are just side effects of being fat lol.
>>154068725I'm a 120lb girl, and I'm pretty frail too. Most of my weight is in my tits and ass
I think you guys should keep taking the fat pills and losing upper body strength.
>>154068739same but I'm a male cubs fan
>>154068739desu i wouldn't mind being 120. Seems like a decent weight for a woman
>>154068732no they can't lol they've barely gone through puberty. anyway cardio beats raw horsepower as we've seen over and over in the UFC>>154068736bro take the ozempic if you want. it's your life. Idk why you're bringing black people into it loljust don't cry about it in 5 years when you realize shortcuts come with a cost
>Okay enjoy your osteoporosis, weakened organs, and leather skinOK man sure, I bet you’re really strong benching 150 lbs and picking on ozempic fatties. Do you even lift? Still waiting on physique check. You’re probably a skinny fat dyel who got bullied off of /fit/.
>>154068758The most frequently reported adverse effects include headache and gastrointestinal disturbances such as nausea and vomiting. In a small sample of mice, a rare form of bone cancer was observed. The incidence of this condition appears to be increased in individuals with a familial predisposition to this specific type of cancer. This information was provided to me by my medical doctor. Do you possess knowledge that is not available to medical professionals? Seems like you’re just coping and trying to feel better about your own insecurities.
shut the fuck up faggots lol
I'm gonna need to see some timestamps..
>>154068795/mlb/ is a /fit/, /int/, and /ck/ colony.
>>154068762Are you an NPC? I said I'm fat in like 4 separate posts. I don't think ozempic is a healthy way to solve being fat>>154068794Take the pill big boy. No one's stopping you
>>154068803>I do not believe that Ozempic is a healthy option.It is a medication, and I am surprised that you do not recognize this. You yourself are overweight, and you are implying that Ozempic is used as a shortcut with negative consequences. However, you are also suggesting that there is nothing harmful about it. This is contradictory, and I would appreciate it if you could clarify your position.>but m-muh potential risks and side effectsKeeping being fat, you fat faggot.
My Royles gonna fuck ya!
>>154068803I never said anybody was stopping me. I’m just wondering why you’re being an obtuse nigger.
ozempic is advertised on tv therefore it is safe
Gaw!!!
>>154068818based
>>154068818How can this nobody team be allowed to so blatantly rip off the Dodgers colors?Make them change
>>154068815>you are implying that Ozempic is used as a shortcut with negative consequencesI'm not implying. I'm stating>you are also suggesting that there is nothing harmful about itwut>Keeping being fat, you fat faggotI'm working on it. Diet and exercise is all it takes>>154068821You must be a goddamn blimp if your autism flared over someone saying consider natural dieting/exercise over pills to lose weight. If you think sitting there and doing nothing except popping pills is the best route then go for it. No need to be so angry fatty
Obesity carries no inherent risks or potential side effects.
Rooting for (you)r team today :D
>>154068847tigs need a dub, thank you
Eating better and exercising aren't bad ideas. They just don't work for me, and you should know that what works for one person might not work for another. I prefer taking medicine because I've tried dieting and exercising a lot and lost 90 pounds. I'm ready to take the next step. No one talks about how hard it gets to diet when you're close to your goal weight. Little changes can make you eat more than you should. I'm better than you because my brain is bigger and I talk to people outside of this place.
I’m not going to read this entire autistic argument between you fats, but Ozempic is not “unhealthy” at all, I can tell you how it works.It’s simply a GLP-1. All it does is suppress your appetite. It’s not a mystery miracle drug that vacuums your fat out and leaves you dessicate. It’s just a supplement that helps you not to eat.
>goal weightbro is a teenage girl with an eating disorder :skull: :sob:
>>154068874Counting and burning calories are universal, necessary and sufficient causes of weight loss. GL big brainon>>154068900right that's all it does
kino
>>154068915>right that's all it doesCorrect. You can look into it yourself
>his goal weight starts with 3
>>154068915You might think that everyone can follow the same rule about weight. But that's not true. There are many things that can make it harder for someone to stick to a rule.For instance, some people have health problems or are born with genes that make it harder to control their weight. Also, where they live and how much money they have can affect their ability to eat healthy and exercise.Losing weight is complicated and needs a lot of different things. It includes eating good food, doing regular exercise, and sometimes getting help from a doctor. Even if someone has lost weight, that doesn't mean it will work the same way for everyone else.I don’t even know why I’m talking to you. I’ve probably lost more weight than you ever will
>>154068936/mlb/ - many large boys
When I want to get to a certain weight I use the little /fit/ calculator that tells you how many calories you need to maintain your current weight and then I just keep a little text file right on my desktop where I add up the calories of what I'm eating that day and make sure to stay under the number by whatever amount. It's pretty unobtrusive and these days you can even ask a chatbot about "healthy" fast food options and stuff so idk I would just do that instead of taking the pill that makes you look worse than christian bale in the machinist.We need baseball now more than ever.
>>154068915Why do you think everyone can count calories all the time? If someone wants to stop feeling hungry to lose weight, let them. You're not better because you follow a weight loss plan you saw on TikTok. The truth is, people who use GLP-1 drugs do follow a diet and exercise plan. That's why they lose weight.
>>154068924I have. Here's one example:https://www.mdpi.com/1422-0067/25/8/4346I'd rather just do it the old fashioned way. It's much more rewarding because it builds great habits. >>154068943You're not wrong. But needing ozempic is cope, pure and simple. Even in bumfuck, Mississippi you can eat healthy enough to lose weight naturally and healthily. But like I said, do it how you want. I truly hope it works out well for you. >>154068955kek
>>154068968>>154068965
Anyone have that gay black dude dancing often associated with gayves?
>>154068965I'm not on TikTok. If you lack discipline and simply can't do it without medical intervention, then use the medicine. It's still inferior to doing it naturally and healthily, that's all. And not being able to do it naturally and healthily is inarguably evidence of weakness. That's not a judgment, but a fact. I'll be happy to hear that you hit your goal weight through whatever means possible.
the old fashion method of "calories in, calories out"? Do you think that GLP-1 drugs work by magic? GLP-1 users eat less and move more. It's the same thing. You're just being overly critical because you might not fully understand how it works or think it causes more harm than good.
>>154068978Im beggin ya!!!
>>154068968Again, it’s a harmless GLP-1. Every drug has a speculated risk profile, if you actually knew what GLP-1s are you would know it’s a joke to be concerned about this. It’s an extremely uncomplicated drug. Literally all it does is aggressively suppress your appetite. You pair that with a healthy meal a day and you will see a massive difference in no time. You will not get “thyroid cancer”, I am willing to swear it on my own life lol.
>>154068989>If you don't have discipline-here's the thing: I don't think it's about being disciplined. I've already told you that I lost 90 pounds by simply counting calories. So why is there an issue with wanting to take a medicine that stops me from feeling hungry and helps me lose more weight? Would you like me to send you some?
kek there are anons in this thread RIGHT NOW who are too fat to see their own dick kek
>>154068989>If you lack discipline and simply can't do it without medical intervention, then use the medicine. It's still inferior to doing it naturally and healthily, that's all. And not being able to do it naturally and healthily is inarguably evidence of weakness. Posting this while you’ve failed to do so naturally btw
>>154069010Thanks, anon. This person really upset me because they made me feel like I'm not good enough for wanting to control my hunger with medicine. What am I supposed to do? It seems like I can't win. I'm not allowed to feel happy or successful? I have to do things their way just because they said so.
>>154068995You don't need to move to lose weight. Patients in comas or who are sick lose tons of weight. It's simply calories. You can take ozempic and not eat and shitpost on 4chan all day and you'll lose weight. Ozempic has proven side effects and it's too new on the market to say more stuff may not come out. If you don't have the willpower to just control your appetite and exercise, then use it. But it's not the optimal route to losing weight. That's all I've been saying this whole time. >>154069013No thank you. I don't believe you when you say that you run at a calorie deficit and exercise but magically stop losing weight after dropping 90 lbs this way, but that's alright. We're just two anons passing by. >>154069010I don't think it's a lethal drug, I just think it doesn't set you up for long term success in the same way as natural dieting & exercise. >>154069039You can do whatever you want. >>154069037I've done it several times before. I'll do it again. I have a binge eating problem.
>>154069039No prob anon. The good news is after your cycle on Ozempic is over you’ll have formed new habits and it won’t require much self-discipline to maintain healthier portions. Your bad eating habits were the problem and this is simply the easiest way to solve it. You could theoretically do it through sheer willpower but there’s no need, and most fats fail
enjoy your ozempic faceyour ancestors had real strugglesall you have to do is not eat so much. so pathetic
>>154069074https://health.clevelandclinic.org/ozempic-faceYup
I need nu tho
nu>>154069092
>>154068483Sardines
>>154068802Don't forget /tv/ and /mu/
>>154068022kek so true manny doesnt care!
