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Angels: we ain't it
follow the bryce harper diet
Mariners>>154069096Sorry buddy, I was ready to believe.
Take the damn pill
Resd desu
will I lose weight if my diet solely consists on eating pussy?
dodgers
2Poo's husband getting his ass beat up by Poodrepacos colorized.https://youtu.be/fCrsfrcmjRs?si=c6W4u0xLLpm8cXfn
>>154069102thanks. will add this to the gif.
>>154069107>plucking nose hairs with your fingersFreddie is my boy. I do this every day while driving to work lol
>>154069105Hallo I am gril. You come to my location yes?
>>154069114Kek Poodrepacos taking out their frustrations of the Doyers on each other. You got to love it.
Our year
Accidentally un-synced my OneDrive folder and thought I lost all my documents.
>>154069138>replying to your own post
>>154069161I have three backups. OneDrive Dropbox and Google Drive. Little laborious but worth the peace of mind. I once lost half a novel due to Google locking me out of my account
>>154069161Blogposties won
>>154069161you don't seriously use "cloud storage" do you? golly, I love having to waste bandwidth instead of spending $12 on a 10 terabyte 7200rpm hard drive
>>154069114poodrepacos lol
I've been up since 630 and still haven't gotten out of bed (2pm). What team should I root for?
>>154069175Jeffrey Epstein hands typed this post
>>154069195stankeedoo 'em kek
>>154069188*steps on your hard drive smashing it to smithereens*Ok what now?
>doyers lost to leadheadskek
>>154069188I'm really tired, and I don't care where it goes as long as it's saved. I know that one day they could stop letting me use it, and I could lose everything because I don't have a physical copy. I used to download music, but it was a lot of work. I'd rather just pay Spotify five dollars. Also, if you lose your hard drive or it gets broken, you know what I mean, you should have backups of backups.
fuck this nigga
>>154069251The likelihood of having two drives fail simultaneously is low, and personally I've never had a drive fail ever.
You’re missing the entire point of a CLOUD service, but I’m happy for you that you were able to save 10 terrabytes of Blacked without a hitch
I print multiple hard copies of every MLB thread and store them in separate locations
>>154069265I don't really care about this stuff. I'm not some kind of secret agent or anything. I'm just sending work files like normal. It's not a big deal.
>all the pacoteams lost
>>154069254um, but he has a new and upgraded fastball tho>doesnt throw it until he's already put up 3 balls with his fucking dogshit slider that never even approaches the zone, and is rattled so it's an 83MPH meatball
stankee doodle went to townlooking for a riiing dropped a pop fly from his mittand called it fudgearoni
>>154069291>I'm not some kind of secret agent or anythingI'm not sure when having a couple of storage options in your PC became the stuff of spy fiction but it's inexpensive and easy but if you find "logging in" more convenient then well whatever some people are natural slaves.
Why does judge make them so angry?
>>154069335He stinks in the postseason.
When you talk about Erin Judge in the 2024 World Series, you should know that he was playing an out of position because of Juan Soto. If Han Solo could field and didn't have to go to RF, he wouldn't have had to move Judge out of his normal position. That's why it happened. Also, just so you know, one solo is a terrible defender. He drops pop flies almost every game during the regular season.
Too many damn games in Baseball 9
>>154069326I’m a slave because I don’t care about sending work files through the cloud. Can you tell me more about how I can escape the matrix, Neo?
>>154069377Emailing yourself is a million times more respectable. A thumbdrive ten million times.But nothing compares to the 3.5 floppyGODS.
>>154069404Floppy drive Negas Doobie winning at Life though
I stole a ZIP drive from a recycling center 20 years ago.
>>154069355Many are saying this.
>zip driveliteral 40 year old boomers on the genny kek
>>154069440Too many casuals that don’t even know the Yankee lore. One Soto and his consequences have been disastrous for the New York Yankees.
>>154069355>>154069440>>154069458Well now that that BUM Soto is gone, the Yanks have 28, right?
We’re in the genny with niggas who don’t even know what an interstellar medium is.
Be the /mlb/poster the Japanese think you are.
>>154069495You seem to be a baseball Nostradamus so I don’t know why you’re asking me. You should know the answer already. Getting rid of the declining DH is a huge victory.
Oklahoma Tornadoes formerly known as the San Diego Padres.
Floppychads gotta eat
>>154069175I just have my pc harddrive and that's it, I like to live dangerous like that
New Orleans Expos
of montreal
>>154069587DINGER!!!! DINGER!!!!
>>154069587Dingle berry
>>154069669
NEETs exposed hardManfred loves the working manStill no ball, kek!
>>154069587mercy..please...
My dog is crying, should I let her in?
>>154069721
New $50 chicken bucket just dropped
>>154069587dinger fucked my team up
The mariners moose is so ugly. The only one with sovl is the Mets’ anthropomorphic baseball couple.
>>154069692Dinger is our word but you can say dinga
Tardinals status?
dinger reupholstered my pussy
>>154069692Dinger!
Bagels are healthy
bagel?
>>>/wsg/6120315
>>154069994D-
Whoever invented the phrase deflower must’ve been a fucking creep
>>154069994I was going to have an absolute meltdown if Dinger got canceled.
>>154069994Dinger has been living off the Jurassic Park hype for about 30 years nowQuick! the Rockies need a new mascot. What do you guys suggest?
>>154070152a boulder with arms and legssunglasses at all times
>>154070152Just hire Rocky for the summer.
How yall doing fellow crackas?
>>154070152A brown dwarf star
I leave for a week and you fucks are into astronomy.
>>154070241Swell, eatin’ well!
>>154069994kek, I forgot about that
>>154070249Doyerpacos kek
>>154070282i remember this one. he got so mad he didn't get the call so he jumped and did a 360 to release all the anger and also started yelling at everything. if it were any other pitcher, he would have been thrown out. the ump just looked at him. replay showed it was a strike
>>154070152a beer bottle with arms and legs
thanks for the free win, doyerbros. we are now ready to bend over for the good japs
>3 hours until baseballmanfred cannot keep doing this
also shoutout to the cute blonde with the short skirt behind the plate
I have a lemon and mango treeAMA
>>154070688Why do you live in a tropical shithole?
imagine being an east coast cuck and having to watch 10pm games
>>154070688That's really cool. Mangos are my favorite fruit. Can you take a pic?
>>154070745>not watching replays the day after the gameenjoy over an hour of commercials
>>154070837I barely ever see commercials, the 2 minutes between innings is exactly the right amount of time to get up to take a leak, or get a snack, or roast a bowl, or quickly flip around to check scores.
>>154070837>watchingbaseball is not meant to be watched
Kwan is hitting .310. He has yet to hit a ball over 95 mph
>>154070836>ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
>>154070973Based box score enjoyer.
>>154071001 he did us doggie doos in with that
for me its using my phone to watch the game while my pc is free to shitpost without having to tab back and forth
>>154071001Kwan is based
>>154071012Is it uncomfortable to have your boobs squished together like that? I would ask my gf if I had one.
>>154071091Yes it's very uncomfortable. The first thing I do when I get home is take my bra off
>>154071091bags of sand
I missed my last chance at Shake Shack’s Korean K-shack meal….
My ozempic cycle starts next month.
>>154071057>ONE (1) monitor in the year of our Lord 2026
highlight of the game was the Dodgers' broadcasters spending several minutes trying explain to the LA audience how a guy like this can hold a job in the majors
>>154071112you're very brave. normalize bras for moobs!
>>154071057I’m IP banner so I use my phone to shitposties and laptop to watch the gaymeUsually screen cast to a bigger tv
Do you even know your team’s colors?A full 46% (14 of 30) MLB teams have red AND blue as part of their primary color palette - either on the jerseys or in the team logo. I created a graphic showing the red/blue combos of these teams based on their branding guides.You bleed your team’s colors, do you? Can you correctly guess any of the below teams based on their official branded color palette?I’ll post the answers in the comments!
What's the last great shithole stadium?
My blood pressure was 139/90 at my physical. Am I gonna die?
>>154071335Did you run up the stairs to get there?
>>154071335That was my exact blood pressure the day I died
>>154071312Unironically Dodger Stadium
>>154071236I DON'T
>>154071236differentiating shades of red is actually a woman skill
>>154069994>>154069745>>154069692>>154069587Hard R
>>154071362Yes also nervous
>>154071178why, "hes on the guardians" should have sufficed
>>154071312Wrigley is a dump that has weeds growing on the outfield walls. Disgraceful state of a major league ballpark.
>big slumper
>>154069092HYUK HYUK WHAT A FUN GUY>refuses to shake his teammate's hand at WBC
>>154071523Heh
>big slurper
>>154071381>>1540713941. Cleveland Guardians2. Miami Marlins3. Los Angeles Dodgers4. Washington Nationals5. Texas Rangers6. Toronto Blue Jays7. St. Louis Cardinals8. Philadelphia Phillies9. Minnesota Twins10. Los Angeles Angels11. Chicago Cubs12. Atlanta Braves13. Boston Red Sox14. New York Yankees
redpill me on red teams
Can you still be called a reliever if you bring zero relief?
>>1540712361. Philadelphia Phillies2. Washington Nationals3. Atlanta Braves4. Cleveland Guardians5. Chicago Cubs6. Texas Rangers7. Boston Red Sox8. New York Mets9. Toronto Blue Jays10. Minnesota Twins11. St. Louis Cardinals12. Los Angeles Angels13. Arizona Diamondbacks (throwback/alt)14. Kansas City Royals (alt red uniforms)15. Detroit Tigers (alt red/blue sets)
>>154071057I do the opposite. All my snek waifus are on my phone
theyre calling it the worst team of all time
>>154071954The Poodres?
>>154069288Me too
>>1540712361. Cleveland Guardians 2. Miami Marlins 3. Los Angeles Dodgers 4. Washington Nationals 5. Texas Rangers 6. Toronto Blue Jays 7. St. Louis Cardinals 8. Philadelphia Phillies 9. Minnesota Twins 10. Los Angeles Angels 11. Chicago Cubs 12. Atlanta Braves 13. Boston Red Sox 14. New York Yankees
>>154072060HousKEK is some Filipino retard and /mlb/ is some tranny mongoloid? Riveting observation.
Stadium food
>>154072309
So that's it for Cody Ponce huh? Stubs his toe in the dirt and done for the season? Fuckin pussy.
We need baseball island
>>154072379I’m still confused. Is this before he got injured? Did this cause the injury?
>>154072380those baseball fields look like pizza and I want to eat them
>>154072511*stabs you with ozempic* now what do they look like?
we he do tha
>>154072749when the fent hits
>>154072749someone stabbed him with ozempic
>>154072749Soto got traded to the Phil’s?
Please ozempic my ass.
>>154072749nerve gas
This is a wegovy genny
>>154072883aite bet
Ozempic is bad for you
I'm heading out, anyone need anything? We're under 2 hours to baseball.
>>154073148get me a Recker
can you get me some wendy nuggets
>>154072428Does this count as HBP?
>>154069161onedrive is the biggest piece of shitfuck microslop for integrating it into key folders on windows like pictures and videos
Are the Jints just going to be UNSTOPPABLE this year if they can string together a few runs each game!?
>>1540731486 mcdoubles and a large diet coke please
>>154073148I’ll take a McChicken skinny’d (breading ripped off, bread buns hollowed, no mayo) /we/ are dieting.
>>154073333checked
>>154073207You can reassign those to local folders, you know. Still a shitty practice.
>>154073222If you score more runs than the other team, you will win the game.
im skinny fat
>>154073433i can put you in touch with a virtual (((doctor))) to get an ozempic prescription
Baseball is the fat sport.
>>154073148I'll take a jumbo jack with cheese, a 6 piece order of chicken mcnuggets, animal fries, and a large baja blast
>>154072428at least we have the slower registered pitch of the year so far
I have shit in my assSkid marks in my undiesUndies literally stuck to my left cheek due to poo
>>154073742I slid into second and my pants are dirty now. Equipment manager's gonna be mad.
>>154073601
>>154073742just make the switch to diapies already, friendo
>>154073490ill passmy dad's mate went blind in one eye from ozempic
Zyrtec genny
I am on 0 medications.>MFW you guys
Just eat less calories and burn more calories weight loss isn’t hard.
This dude is in at least 2 threads telling people he likes to shit his pants, probably more
>>154073956You aren’t?
>>154073956We like to Hitlerpost on this website
>>154074011Would Hitler like baseball? I think he was kind of against that sort of Americana.
>>154073956source?
>>154073956Listen, if you aren’t copying and pasting your posts across multiple threads, you’re not trying already though
>>154074073his anus
>>154070836those doggiedoos!
I’ve never shit my pants as an adult but one time in middle school I was walking home from by friends house after school it was like a 20 minute walk I was fine when I left but 10 minutes in I had to shit so bad and I tried sprinting home but I didn’t make it and shit my underwear and I didnt want my mom to find out so I took them off outside the house and threw them under my neighbors porch and then sprinted upstairs pantsless directly to the shower without my mom seeing. Wonder if the neighbors ever found the shit.
>Cody Ponce suffered a right ACL sprain, will miss significant time, said Blue Jays manager John Schneider. Waiting for a couple more opinions before exact course is charted.it's about as over as I expected
>>154070836kekwas the ball scuffed? what reason could there be for so many bad throws in one play
>>154074332Everything was going so well to start
>>154074332very unathletic man
What kind of fucking name is Timmy Trumpet?!
>>154074332This is crazy. It seems like none of the teams have all their pitchers available this year. For example, the Red Sox have all their pitchers healthy, but they're not beating everyone easily with their pitcher, Ranger Suarez, and other players.
kwab
>>1540690924x4 Flying dutchman with hatch Chile, grilled onions and for the buns, grilled onions. Thank you very much!
I hope we’re all in the same page about this.
>>154075416NL: Philly, dodgers, Atlanta, Mets, diamondbacks.
>>154075183Rockies stole his life force.
>>154075347Aren't you worried your onion buns will just fall apart?
>>154075183Is it really that easy to tear your acl??
>>154075347You need a breath mint
Can’t believe the M’s are just replacing JP Crawford with some young prospect. JP’s been nothing but solid. Same thing the Pirates did to Cutch.Watch Cutch and JP win titles now.
shane mcclanahan is pitching todaythought I'd put that out there
>>154075670>Can’t believe the M’s are just replacing JP Crawfordbut they aren't
Is Sal Stewart legit or just a flash in the pan?
>>154075347The flying dutchman is perhaps the biggest scam of a fast food "secret menu" I've ever seen. Might as well just get protein style instead
Onions are disgusting
>>154075813BRO
It’s cuffing season and all the girls be needing a BIG BOY I need a BIG BOY
>>154075813im not a fan of them raw or when theyre too big (i love thin onion rings but the huge ones are disgusting) but like diced grilled onions are great on a burger
>>154075813dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb moron
>>154075813PLOW DIS PARCEL!!!!!
>>154075813not even a bloomin' onion?
>>154075877How big?
>>154075813this man eats ozempic
let me get an ozempic dog drizzled in paxlovid. and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a side of jardiance
>>154075970>Take dis onion, cook it halfway, add 3000 calories worth of breading, and slather it in soibean oil.
>>154076003uuuuhhhhh yeah the wegovy machine is broke again
>>154076010yes
>>154076003>paxlovid
why is Mendoza like this? Baty's been playing his heart out and fielding wherever you need him to without complaint and you do him like this? for Jared Young? really??when are we gonna fire this retard. he's constantly tinkering and fucking with the mojo. terrible bullpen management tooseriously, can we just terminate him already?
>>154075813gayest post I've ever seen in /mlb/, quite the achievement
>>154076003OH OH OHHHHH OZEMPIC
>>154076062Shut up midwest ruralfag
>>154069107>>154069126was literally doing this when i read this
>>154076038cry more fat frank
>>154075894>>154075970do you have one with beans?
>>154076105how do you bloom a bean dummy
>>154076100WHY WOULD YOU TAKE OUT BATY FOR JARED YOUNG????????
>>154070836simply incredible
>>154076115Don’t you have a $5 trillion roster? Why are you crying about some minor leaguer getting moved around?
city connects that are the same colors as your regular team colors are stupid and lame
>>154070836What does Kersh hop at the end for?
decided to count calories today. so far i'm at 300 calories from food and 400 calories from beer. just 700 total! that's good, right? i can drink another 1200 calories in beer right?
>>154076192you only show your ignorance. any team would be lucky to have a guy like Brett Baty. he can be a .260/20 HR player with good defense all across the diamond and outfield. also he's got a great team first personalitycalling him a minor leaguer is disrespectful and stupid
>>154075894>>154075970requesting a kitkat pepe
>>154076206he knew he wasn't going to be able to get the tag, so he jumps to make sure the slide doesn't slam his leg
>>154076214this post is jap-coded
TUESDAY, MARCH 31Washington @ Philadelphia6:30 PM ETMLBN*Texas @ Baltimore6:30 PM ETESPN Unltd*Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati6:30 PM ETPeacock*NY Yankees @ Seattle9:30 PM ETTBSBrian Anderson, Ron Darling, Jeff Francoeur
What can we expect for April fools?
>>154076251kek he was too oriented toward first for that to happen but I see what you mean
>>154069355>>154069440>>154069458>>154069520>still mad in twenty twenty sixStankeedoo ‘em!!!!
>>154076264pee cock haha
>>154076115Polanco has an Achilles injury and can’t play defense for a week or so. Baty started late in spring due to a hamstring injury and played outfield for the first time in his career yesterday. Jared Young had really good advanced metrics in AAA last year, a good spring and a good game last night. They also want to get Vientos into games outside of just vs. a lefty every 8 days when there’s a lefty starter. You use your bench throughout the year. You don’t need to flip out every time they rotate out guys.
>>154072749the man who was possessing his body's spell wore off
>>154076282>we
>>154076300stankeedoo 'em doesn't even make sense and is only the sort of "meme" that a morbidly obese hyper autistic malding neet could come up with and spam. get a grip you weird faggott. mets fan
>>154076300nta but why is his waist so thin? ozempic?
>>154076264>https://www.sportsmediawatch.com/2026/03/nbc-mlb-opening-day-viewership-hits-high/^_^
>>154076312Alright, fine, I accept that your argument is well-reasoned. But I hope you can see my viewpoint that Baty has been terrific for us and deserves the opportunity to play every day.
>April fools ends at middaycan we get rid of this?
>>154076320Stankee this doo ‘em!
>>154076332>Last Thursday’s Diamondbacks-Dodgers MLB Opening Day game on NBC averaged a combined audience of 3.2 million viewers across Nielsen and Adobe Analytics, marking the largest audience for an Opening Day game since the COVID-shortened 2020 season (Yankees-Nationals: 4.1M) and the largest outside of that anomalous circumstance since Cubs-Cardinals in 2017 (3.6M).>The Dodgers’ easy win increased 88% from last year’s equivalent Tigers-Dodgers game on ESPN, which averaged a Nielsen-only 1.7 million. It would exceed all of last year’s regular season MLB games, the most-watched of which was a FOX regional window following The Belmont Stakes that featured Yankees-Red Sox (3.0M). NBC’s position is that because Nielsen does not track its streaming viewership, its combined Nielsen + Adobe audience figures are comparable to the Nielsen-only figures of other networks.Baseball is so fucking back and I love it.
>>154076332all me
>>154076358Streaming tries and tries but just can't kill it
>Canning and Adam are ramping up their rehabs\>Musgrove is almost back tooSoon we won't have to worry about "Walker Buehler" and "Jeremiah Estrada"
>>154076113Very carefully.
stankeedoo 'em kek
DeGrom vs Eflin, should be good for two AL favorites.
I can't wait until the internet is doxxed and I can see what every one of you weirdos looks like
>>154076399KEK!
>>154076348Everyday player is a meme. Brett Baty is a starter as he will start the vast majority of games at some position, but he will probably get a game or two a week off as they rotate guys in to keep fresh. Unless you’re a huge superstar named Lindor, Soto, or Bichette, you’re not playing EVERY day. You’ll start 120-140 games and like it.
>>154076332>>154076358who knew just putting games on free TV gets better ratings than putting games behind a paywall
its time
>>154076415Post selfies
>>154076415Eventually you'll learn we're all actually MLB players shitposting in the clubhouse before, during, and after games
>>154076434Netflix wont even release their baseball numbers because they were so bad
>>154076450>we're all actually MLB playersyeah anon, right
>>154076402Cmon Os let's get some hits
>Give 'em the easiest start to the schedule. I want 'em to be full of hope before I grind those leaf bastards down by August.
>>15407637110>>15407640510>>154076430???
>>154076464PFMA
I’m watching the Mets nostalgia bowl, yep. DeGrom vs. Pete, Brandon in left should be kino.
>>154076415You couldn't handle it.
>>154076488Why do the Mets get rid of their best players?
>>15407637144>>15407640513>>1540764307
>>154076464
>>154076425If we provably have a deep bench, then I agree with your definition of a starter. That said, Baty would still be an exception even in that scenario because he is a super utility player with a good bat and good defense and he's young (less wear-and-tear). You can have him slot in literally anywhere on the field except catcher, shortstop and on the mound. Give him some time and direction, and he'll probably be able to do those as well lolIn that type of scenario, I'd like to see him be a reason for why our bench is even deeper than it would otherwise be if Vientos and Young show up this season. You can swap him in in so many scenarios: defensive replacement, DH, pinch hitter/runner. Get the guy 140 games by letting him relieve other starters all over the field for favorable matchups or just because we're ahead by so much that he can earn his playing time by coming in for one of our superstars.
>>154076472>cast a spell so all of their starters fucking die, fucking leaf fucks, I don't care if they went out of their way to avoid this, it HAS TO BE YANKEES VS DODGERS FOR THE THREEPEAT, GOT IT?
>>154076458and I just remembered that NBA opening day also got record tv ratings this season after being on NBC for the first time in decades, do these leagues realize the reason NFL got so popular is because it's free on TV?
>>154076503They even gave PCA to the cubs lol
Hey guys, I know Ohtani is on the hill today, but we're still planning on punting the game today. We need to keep the division close for entertainment purposes.
>>154076542Wow they must have gotten someone really good in return?
>poo crap apeshit
ive been thinking about that comment in the last thread about how its clear manny and tatis dont care when playing for the padres after seeing them play in the wbchow do we fix this?is the team too white?
and so it begins... andrew painter has finally arrived
>>154076569The team is too Dominican.
>>154076574more importantly, his sister is a smokeshow
>>154076569Trade Estrada and some rando prospect to the Rays to snag Caminero and the vibes will be back
I’ve been listening to Korn again since it came up in da Jenny and what a wildly inconsistent band. Their albums are all half bangers and half literally the worst shit you ever heard. Every single one.
>>154076602keep holding on
>>154076596I'd andrew her painter if you know what I mean
im afraid Ms bros. gilbert might get his bussy busted
>>154076620queem queem
Pete did it his way
>>154076508If there’s a pinch hit situation tonight they’ll obviously have Baty up first, he’ll get into the game today most likely as you say. But you have to give other guys regular starts. You can’t play Vientos once a week vs. a lefty and expect him to ever break out of his funk. You can’t give Jared Young 4 at bats a week and expect him to prove he’s a valuable depth piece. You have to play all your guys occasionally to keep them ready. That’s how baseball works. It’s not a team of 8 guys who play everyday and then bench players expected to just pick up a cold bat and perform on demand.
>>154076636now that painter had a great inning, now it's time for the phillies offense to make me not want to watch
my landlady is a fine as fuck korean milf and she just told me she and her husband are getting divorced I'm boutta slide in that shit omm
I am a SLEEPY girl tonight
>>154076635That's good, maybe he'll come to his senses on an extension if he gets got by the Yanks.
>>154076661Gilbert is legitimately the best pitcher on that rotation besides Woo. You poor fucks need to fess up some cash.
>Poolin
>>154076645I hear ya. I think we're basically on the same page. Give Baty reasons to pop in even later in the game. He provides so much flexibility. He can relieve pretty much anyone on the field for a variety of reasons.Let's get 'em tonight, anon. I smell the 4-1 with Kodai's rediscovery of his fastball.
degrom throwin 99
DeGrom is still good.
>>154076673He had the worst start of any of the rotation so far and he was NOT good last year>muh strikeoutsI DON'T CARE, he hasn't been efficient since 2024.
they just give anyone a plaque that plays for the Os huh?
>>154076703That’s why flossing is so important
>>154076596Post her
shittsburgh piRISPs
>>154076700That’s how you feel. OK then. I can’t change your mind but I know what he’s worth…in THIS economy too?
Harper can barely swing through a ball for fucks sake.
which game are we watching?
>>154076713I can only screenshotpost during the weekends as I watch the games on my work compoopershes an olive skinned brunette with big eyes and nice skin, not hugely busty but not flat
>>154076730ALCS preview: Rags @ O’s
>>154076687DeGrom is 99 lol.
>>154076730reds pirates
>>154076730our HEROIC TEXAS RANGERS versus shitty bird team
>>154076730im watching rats reds and sillies nats
>>154076730watching my jays get rocked again because our bullpen is still gassed and scherzer is starting
>>154076739Yea and the Mets still haven’t been able to replace him.
>>154076741>pigs vs birds go birds!!
Does eating cheese sticks make you sticky?
>>154076719He's more ambitious than he is good, and one or two of the starters is going to have to move on to make room for Anderson, Sloan, and now maybe Hancock.
>>154076762>mest
>>154076764Makes you a gay cheese.
which team should a person with a chronically itchy butthole cheer for? asking for a friend
DO SOMETHING
>andrew painting the bases haha
>>154076818>that smug oreos bird
>>154069092Meh
So, any info on the pitchers for Reds and Pirates this game? I don't think I have heard of either.
>>154076818don't worry, rockies are about to start
>>154076824>gets out of itbased painter. meanwhile taijaun gives up 5 runs there lmfao
>>154076852Bubba Chandler was their top pitching prospect that debuted at the end of last year. Williamson was a Reds guy who basically missed two years due to injury
>>154076818Don’t worry, YOUR New York Metropolitans start soon
>>154076857Unironically would watch that if I could find it on tv and I don't think I get the Rockies RSN anymore.
>>154076857SOON
>>154076859taijuan has been hot dogshit for at least 4 years. idk how he has a SP job on a premier club
>>154076891w-what's Dinger gonna do to that guy?
>>154076904The worst part is the hypocrisy
>>154076766>Anderson, Sloan, and now maybe Hancock.Who?
>>154076916kek
take that you smug ass berd
I have never refunded produce, and I probably never will
orioles giving up a home run to duran how embarrassing
>>154076897I guess since they were eating the casty contract they didn't want to eat two, but they should've just cut Taijaun
I'm considering giving the Cubbie Bears a chance
>resd
>>154076975Rangers won the World Series recently.
>>154076997and will again in 2026
only longtime jays fans remember this meme
>>154076989Those girls’ll eat you alive pepefren
>>154076997Please, I think I'd have heard about that if it really happened.
>>154076989
which baseball team does Abella Danger support?
>>154077000Correct
Brandon Williamson is trash. Get this bum out of here
>jake burger no way that’s a real guy
>>154077023She’s a Miami Hurricanes fan (CFB).
Burger at the plate
>>154077068goddamn imagine the lucky 18 year old who gets his mind blown and has sex ruined forever
>>154077058That’s actually just Rowdy Tellez using a pseudonym after he got called fat by Texas am radio.
>>154077089He's 35 and just finished his last year of eligibility.
>call is confirmedUMP CHADS RISE UP
>>154077095>Rowdy Tellezno way that’s a real guys name either stop gaslighting me
>>154077074so greasy that I would probably use a knife and fork
Butera is gonna need to have a talk with his players about their awful use of challenges
My pirates :)
>>154077125>greaseI simply wouldn’t eat it and pick up my ozempic tube.
>>154077095Shouldn’t it be Rowdy Burrito or Rowdy Torta then?
>>154076818thanks for the scoreboard update, feel free to keep them coming. i don't really feel like watching game rn
>>154077125I would simply siphon the grease into a shot glass with tequila
deGrom just raped Jackson Holiday on live tv
A Murakamian single for an RBI. I dont know if i like the "Southside Samurai" nickname they're trying to push.
right 3-2 is still above 0.500 so its ok
>>154071696That's a feature according to them.
>DeGrom sliders down and away>6 pitches, 2 Ks
>>154077152twinkson bustiday has been getting gaped his entire major league career
How do I get a doyer torta gf?
southside samurai is okay but nukin' nigger isnt allowed
deGrom immaculate inning watch
Are the Shite Sox, dare I say it, back?
SCHWARBANGER
SS Colt Emerson's eight-year, $95 million contract with the Mariners is official, begins this season and goes through 2033 with a club option for 2034. The 20-year-old will remain at Triple-A for the time being, though because of the deal he was added to the team's 40-man roster.>t. Peff
nvm
>>154077176fucking retard
>>154072749VAXX STATUS!!!
schwarbomb
why did the mests give degrom to the rags?
SCHWARBYYY
>>154077191I didn’t tell him to waste a pitch you big meanie
please kyle have mercy-aieee
damn Tito used to be a skuxx
>>154077197he's still going into our hall of fame
DeGrom’s slider is FILTH
>>154077197Free agent and he hated living in nyc
>>154077222I don’t think he makes the HoF but would be nice to imagine.
Real talk lads, what the fuck is the point of watching the MLB when we all know the Dodgers are stacked as fuck and are very likely to win again because the league lets them buy a superteam without any consequences. Like what's the fun in that. Anyways go 'stros
>>154077225where do new york based players live anyway
Gays
Every 10 seconds, a child dies of hunger.
painter's change up is like a 12-6 curveball
>>154077154>southside samurainah that's a sick nick
>>154077246Long Island or Westchester County or Southern CT
>>154076726Bro took a Knee to the face.
>>154077256Devin Williams’ changeup is like a screwball
>>154077246If they’re single they probably just rent an apartment in the city, if they’re married they usually buy a house in Long Island close to Queens or other NYC suburbs(Jersey, Westchester, CT)
DRAKE RAKES!
>>154077265id grab some nice apartment in manhattan (in this pretend scenario i am a star playing making a fuck ton of money) but i guess living out in the suburbs makes more sense
>that ABSfuck off
how did 3 people not see a popup?
kek sillies
kek philthies
>>154077260(but "moony" will probably just end up being the default. it's easy)
>>154077284All Mets or Red Sox players
>>154077279I would also, living in a penthouse on the 100+ floor with floor to ceiling windows would be kino.
>>1540772843 perfectly positioned spotlightsa freak occurrence
>>154077246I know Judge lives in Manhattan and players like Soto primarily live in Florida to avoid taxes.
are butterface women meta? they can still have a great body and they might have low self esteem so they wont get out of line
>>154077284weeb em?
max...
>>154077284>>154077310>>154077295the citi field microphone MINDFUCKED the phillies
>>154077255do you think "masturbating in your chili... pepper jack" has potential as a rap lyric
>>154077312>players like SotoN-
>>154077305that ugly ass 432 park building, if you go to their website and look at the pictures from some of those high penthouse apartments, it looks insane. i'd do something like that for sure
>>154077314dependsfor hooking up sure why the fuck notfor dating/marriage fuck no. if you don't think your partner is beautiful then it's not going to work
Painter's sister needs to slow down on the drinks
>>154077284It's the curse of Taryn
CHALLENGE
whats this one called?
>>154077315https://x.com/OurMetsPodcast/status/2039122927254163744(I'm not making a webm of a boomer filming his tv)
>>154077332they will hit the wall eventually who cares
>>154077331That thing is such an eyesore. I think Tom Brady had a place there a few years ago.
>>154077354[visible confusion]
>>154077344>fire a girlperson with crohns>get the shits
painter has been great. fastball is accurate, changeup is really good, and his curve has great action. but the phillies suck so they'll probably lose this anyway
>>154077354>>154077358Kek philthies
>>154077326Yes, the Mets cheated and still haven’t won a damn thing, we know.
We're going to rape you
>>154077360t. has never experienced love
>>154077312These guys are still taxed for every day they spend in New York. I would be surprised if Judge spends the entire offseason in Manhattan, that’s like 12% of his salary ($40M a year plus endorsements) going to retards Hochul and Mamdani.
>>154077393Get your head back in the game Alec
>>154077383>go 5 scoreless with a single run lead>zach pop takes over
IT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-fjGXJHhfE
>>154077246That has to be a long commute
>>154077410>obstruct the batter’s eye>cheat>lose
>>154077000true
is that kwabamotos wife in the dugout?
>>154077365yeah but in this scenario im rich and dont care that the poors think it's ugly
reds win this
Garcia did something!
>>154077462That's the nutritionist
>>154077482she ever talked to kirk?
>>154077184
LGM
>barves
>>154077266Baseball is actually really dangerous.
>>154077488Kirk is actually like 98% muscle
>>154077492be nice, the A's need this one
adonis garcia makes my wife visibly sweaty, what should i do? it's casty all over again
No offense i like the CubsBut you're getting brutally RAPED tonight
A pertinent inquiry arises concerning the potential design modifications to baseball stadiums to enhance the strategic efficacy of pop-up balls. Specifically, one could contemplate the allocation of increased space for foul territory relative to fair territory. This hypothetical configuration would theoretically augment the likelihood of pop-ups being classified as foul balls, thereby facilitating their conversion into outs.
>just like those raw dogsAaaaaaand he's cancelled
>>154077501He’s mostly dust and maggots by now I’d imagine
ITFCB
>>154077491Clearly a braves fan
>>154077510Don't worry he'll be in another city by August
>>154077531faster
>>154077547
MY Brewiers are gonna OWN the Rays!
me? watching the "swing at everything" series
Williamson is not having a good day
I didn't end up going tonight so they should win, idk tho
>>154077558faster
>>154077588
the phillies broadcast has Painter throwing a fastball, curveball, slider, sweeper, and change up.all of them have been solid as fuck tonight
I'm not gonna lie, the Rockies are scary this year
>boba schitt
new york mets baseball
>>154077456Mets won that game
>>1540775962031 Cy young award winner
>>154077561>another immediate solo HR
metsbros, how are you enjoying your 240 milly shitter?
>>154077598their fielding has been great, but jays bats are just ice cold
>>154077582At least this should be his only start. Lodolo is supposed to be back next week
>>154077596Sinker*, slurve*, sweeper*, super sweeper*, circle change*
P A I N TAINT
>>154077598How about The Reckies
>>154077615And nothing else lol
>>154077354>3 Bakes
fishgods are winning
I stg this ump just screamed "BAAAAALLLLL" while calling a strike
>>154077641fuck you manfred and your war on the 2 seam fastball
>andrew painter>paints the strike zone
>>154077633It’s been four games. Not like he’s out for the season after fielding a routine ground ball or anything.
nu tho?
nu in a few
Fedde is good for 3 innings
>>154077681make it you lazy bastard
Mets don’t have a rookie pitcher like Painter
there goes the rocks perfect game bid...
>>154077686ive bakeded in the last 24 hours
>>154077681>>154064984>>154064984
the skydome is cursed holy shit
get FUCKED
Sotonian single
>>154077700ts aint new lil bro :joy_cat:
Migrate >>154064984>>154064984>>154064984nu>>154064984>>154064984>>154064984
guys make the new, i have some clever posts to share.
>>154077732>>154077700why are you brown?
baking
SEAGEY!
>>154077738>tf>tp
>>154077742based BASED
paint this bussy
>call overturned
We need nu
anyone see that cubbies girl that looks like princess leia
>>154077757Reverse paint?
why doesn't Keith travel with Gary & Ron for away games :(
>>154077766no. how old is she?
umpkings run this shit
>>154077766that was me :3
>>154077770keith is there today doe
nice challenge kid
EAR MUFFS
We may never see nu again
>>154077770Anon…
>>154077766>cubbies girlgot some bad news for ya pal
>>154077790That’s a good thing
useless motherfucker
fucking do something harper
>>154077790Have faith in the frogposter. I know I do.
Baty puts wood on that curve. That's all I'm saying.
nu… NU!!!
let's just stay calm and trust in them froggies
>>154077795*takes a seat*break it to me slowly doc
well.. I'll take it but man harper looks bad
>>154069092The Reds are back to normal.
fucking do something baker
AFFIRM:>kodai senga WILL be back this year>kodai senga WILL be an effective starter for the new york mets>kodai senga is NOT broken
>>154077809He makes my wood curve from 6 to midnight if you know what I mean
Had to get something to drink. nu is coming soon
>>154077823so true
the frogsters have played us for absolute fools
>>154077833>>154077833>>154077833
I made nu fuck you lazy niggers>>154077833>>154077833>>>154077833
new>>154077850>>154077850>>154077850
>>154077851>>154077855>>154077858idiots!
>>154077851>>154077855>>154077858kek
>>154077823>>154077838true
>>154077851>>154077855REAL NU>>154077858GAY NU
>>154077851>>154077855>>154077858
Ritter? More like shitter kek
