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Best team in the MLB edition
>>154069092
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nu... nu!!!!
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>>154077833
Joe Poop thread
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GO METS
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berds
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anglels
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>painter with 77 pitches
>sent out for the 6th
I guess, but he should be taken out ASAP if a runner gets on. Let him end on a good note.
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FAGGOTnals kek!!!
FAGGets kek!!!
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You have defeated me, Brewer-san. But we shall meet at the other battlefield after victory is assured. >>154077850
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>>154077861
There never has nor will be anybody named Joe Poop. That is a ridiculous name
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The Mets baby the Mets
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sanchez misses that
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Rockgels
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Wiley took 40 KitKats. 40 KitKats. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
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>>154077886
stop posting this soi faggot jfc
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>>154077868
More Ai Slop
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OHTANI PITCHES IN TWO HOURS
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There is no reason to be mean to someone. Ever.
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based Thomson, that was the right move.
amazing debut from Painter
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>>154077899
How much does he have riding on that game?
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>>154077895
No.
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>>154077904
kys retard
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>>154077896
its Cyrillic, chud
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i just changed my dogs name to painter. he's 12.
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>>154077909
dumb commie retard is gonna get run out of the city soon enough
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>>154077904
Hey, fuck you
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Andrew painter is a chud faced nigger and my natties will expose him Soon (TM)
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>>154077885
has been*
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stankeedoo 'em kek
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>>154077829
PRAY HARDER, ANON, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
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>umpire tendencies
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The flyover meme has been dead for over a decade, gramps. Didn't you fucks get the memo? We're all equal now.
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Gold Glover Kodai Senga
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>>154077833
Reds losing, time to go into the woods and die like anon last night
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>>154077922
nope, but you'll still win because the phillies suck
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>>154077933
Based BASED!
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>>154077933
You deadass look like this.
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atta boy vlad
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>>154077940
Phillies are winning the division.
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>>154077922
nats have zero provenance
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Why is the cleanup hitter bunting
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Do the the White Sox know what an outfield is or did they train them wrong as a joke?
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Gunnar ties the game with 1 swing
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that funky muncy
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Senga isn't gonna make this smooth is he
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>>154077933
*flys over you*
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MY brewies!

Cardinals fags genocide when?
Cub fags you aight (for now..........)
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>>154077972
There is never a bad time to bunt
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this fucking lucky ass team
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that funky muncy!
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>>154077993
Nice tits
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>>154077998
one of the most uncomfortable trvkes of the sport
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EAR MUFFS
EAR MUFFS
GUYS EAR MUFFS
LOOK AT THEM EAR MUFFS
EAR MUFFS EAR MUFFS
EAR MUFFS
WOW EAR MUFFS
EAR MUFFS
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>>154078006
look at that massive dong
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>>154078022
post a picture of her goddamnit
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anybody have that mp4 of the chick using chatgpt to ask what an out is
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>>154077966
We won provenance in 2019
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>>154078022
Nigga wtf are you even talking about
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>>154078033
Of who
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'Stros
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so the rockies are trying black magic then, neat
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Swan'sem!
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>carson stench
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Instead of Southside Samurai they should call him Murakami-kaze
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I saw a pretty old lady at the library today. Can't stop thinking about her. Sorry if this is offtopic.
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>larpson bench
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>>154078069
glad you liked my idea anon
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I've come to despise Mark Vientos. How did we not cut this nigga with his absymal spring training
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>>154078074
I fucked her
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Oh man look at the Mets fan PIGS at the Cards game. Yuckola!!!
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>>154078074
Cubs won that lady
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>>154078074
I’m touching it.
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>>154078074
what are you doing at the library, you homeless?
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dats rite sengod tell that beast walker to back the fuck up off the plate
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Kodai Cyyounga
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>>154077956
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The tyrone fears the samurai
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there is a deep lack of meaning in my life. should I become catholic or continue being secular?
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we'll win tomorrow im sure
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that's a strike ump
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Please play Tyrone Taylor, I feel bad for him. He has a nice smile.
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>>154078112
just be yourself brah
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>>154078112
Become Catholic
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Bases loaded
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>>154078112
have you tried a baseball induced ego death
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>>154078112
Religion isn't going to stop the white sox from sucking bro
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lmao 2nd was safe
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>>154078112
I wish god was real tbqh but the demons on earth will never see justice
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>>154078116
He’s not that good at hitting and should be content with making 3.8 million dollars this year to pinch run and play late game defense.
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>>154078112
get a hobby
I recommend fishing
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>>154078074
Do you mean she was pretty old, or pretty, but old, and whats your definition of old.
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>>154078049
princess leia ear muffs sexo motherly cubbies girl
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>>154078131
how do I make that happen?
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Hi ‘member me?
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I jerked my tip off into my own thigh
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>>154078022
>>154078033
>>154078048
>>154078049
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>>154078135
Believing in God is a lot more reasonable than not
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>>154078112
if this is a serious question don’t ask us just go to church and see if you like it and talk to the priest or the other ppl don’t ask the losers on the genny
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Senga-dono... I kneel...
>>154078112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECnlL4RY8PQ
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>>154078152
Psilocybin
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>>154078134
looked like it
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>>154078095
Checking out books, what else?

>>154078149
60's with lovely eyes and a a soft complexion
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truly slurpacious
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snega
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First feet post of the season?
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why are people so defensive of umpires against abs? These guys get so many calls wrong and probably changed the course of many championships. Ive seen some fans that are afraid framing wont be a thing anymore. Like hitting trashcans is cheating but framing isnt?
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>>154078160
that pic doesnt do her justice but thanks anyway
will try my best
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Cards are no hitting the Mets
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LOOK AT THAT BIG FAT MUFF
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please get on base
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The real post is always in the background
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ty
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>>154078160
Yikes
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>>154078191
My beans gone cold, I'm wondering why
I cooked that rice at all
The morning stink clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all smell bad
But el Bartos on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
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Why can't cute girls post feet in /mlb/ instead
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>red sux
>bombston
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>>154078202
FACT CHECK: juan jose soto pacheco hit a liner up the middle in the first
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thank you caveman, very cool
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>>154078202
counting to 1 is hard
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>yordong double off the wall
Close to #3
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>>154078112
I did this and left 4 years later. I always felt like religion never changed me one bit. I was forcing myself every step of the way wondering how everyone else did it. Now there's just a weird part of my 20's where I flipped my life over for no reason and wasted a lot of time.
Thank you for reading my blog.
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>>154078191
Because ABS is also wrong sometimes. It doesn’t accurately reflect the rule book strike zone, they’ve already admitted this. So there are strikes by the rule that ABS will miss and call balls and vise versa. At that point just let the ump rig it that seems harder than rigging the computer if either option could be wrong. They should have never have brought out robot umps until we have the technology to model a 3D plate instead of a 2D box. The strike zone isn’t 2D. ABS is.
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>>154078214
fax
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>>154078236
How many hits after that?
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>semien
>torrens
>polanco
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buntgawds... lost.
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god I hate bunts
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BRING EM HOME JIMMY
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>barves
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for me,
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great run from Nunez
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>>154078152
You wouldn't get it.
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CMON BO!!!!!
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>>154078286
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>>154078286
More of a Henton's guy myself.
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No hitter alert in Citifield
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>>154078297
>boba shit
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>>154078309
a roundmeal would go really well with the rest of my gameslop
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Pete hits dingers
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UNLUCKY BO
>>154078311
we're in Missouri fella
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springer dinger would be kin0
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>>154078250
At least ABS doesnt give calls that are outrageously bad, as far as I've seen. Umps call some shit that even people arent familiar with Baseball will call bullshit
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>>154078311
FACT CHECK: the game is taking place at busch stadium
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A BOTONIAN GROUNDOUT
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classic st louis slurper
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>>154078334
you said there wouldn't be any fact checking in this thread
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>>154078325
Would demolish the fuck out of this
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>>154078338
>>154078315
stop being haters, that ball was scorched. just a good play
fuckin luis robert with the step in read come on man. last thing senga
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Mets defense just looks terrible man.
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bases loaded for fatty gurerro :)
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>>154078325
The screw pasta is a bit extra but I'd otherwise devour everything
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>>154078375
believe it or not it's an upgrade from last year
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Being fat in baseball is literally cheating. I don't think it should be allowed.
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>>154078380
Keep us posted
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Senga is washed
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>>154078375
We like our defense up the middle. Um not sure what else
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Senga doesn’t have #thestuff anymore so he’s overthrowing to compensate and will blow out his elbow by June so based Christian Scott can save the team.
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>metties
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>>154078342
Um they just scored two
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JJ WHETHERHOLT IS BETTER THAN PCA
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>>154078399
Also Tong please be real.
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berds lead
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when senga hangs that fork it looks so fucking bad man
meatiest meatball ever
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it's hard to blame Senga. Robert fucked up twice. there should be a runners at the corners with 2 outs and no runs right now
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my jays on the board
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fucking finally
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>>154078399
His fastball was always high 90s before the injuries
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Two terrible plays by Luis Robert leads to two runs in the 3rd.
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>>154078432
Nah he's playing like ass
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hell ya
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>>154078432
He gave up the hard contact though
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my texas rangers are winning the world series this year
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>>154078448
:)
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sanchez is a 199 batter, david popkins is either the best hitting coach in the league or the jays are sus
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vlad walk bomb
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>>154078399
>and will blow out his elbow by June just in time for Perry to fleece the mest in a trade
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atta boy vladdy
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well you're welcome I didn't go to tonights game
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>>154078439
he's literally 5th in the rotation. all anyone's hoping for is that he doesn't blow up games. anything beyond that is gravy. this inning is not on him
>>154078438
exactly. at least Senga kept it to 2 runs
>>154078442
that's just baseball. you expect your defense to be there for you cuz you can't get whiffs and worm burners every pitch. Robert misread what would've been a pretty routine fly ball. Robert then threw to home even though the guy on 3rd had no intention of going, giving Wetherholt a free pass to 2nd on a single
the double sucked but if those things didn't happen, no one would've scored
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>>154078460
sorry... OUR texas rangers
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>rags
>third base coach name is ragsdale
Kino
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how much WAR has bichette given the mets so far?
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umpy can fuck off with these check swings
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>>154078460
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>>154078390
He struck out lmao
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check this bussy
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okamoto with the cope challenge
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kwabmotor
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>no hitter
>both teams have scored
what an odd situation
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the bussy poster needs to be eliminated
this general is gay enough
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>>154078492
negative 1
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>>154078500
he went
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waiting until my doggie doos play. which game is the most interesting in the meantime?
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the risp jays
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>>154078503
he's wanted to challenge some already this year, he just needed it out of the way desu
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>>154078508
Didn't the pirates beat the reds and get no hit one year?
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eliminate this bussy (i ain't even gay!)
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>>154078508
>comedy central
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>>154078514
nats phillies is close
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How do the Jays players concentrate with Yuka in the dugout?
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>>154078508
and both teams have hits
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>>154078514
Mets are getting no hit by all the Cardinals rooks
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>>154078546
that could easily be a man
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>>154078546
holy that chin
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vogelbach
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Pathetic met lineup
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>>154078546
not well, evidently
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Bunt gods blessed the fish
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>>154078561
jays legend (you can tell by his weight)
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>Italy misses the World Cup
Are they now a baseball nation?
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You guys are mean but you're still my friends.
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>>154078560
no her last name is sanuai
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>>154078546
I can confirm that Japanese pussy is top-tier. but the best part is that Japanese women are an elite combination of submissive+freaky as fuck. they want you to spit in their mouth, they wanna tongue wrestle, they want to suck their pussy juice off your fingers, you can stick a finger in the pooper, they're always horny and will pretty much never deny you sex
I had a good run for a few years, lads
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>>154078546
She should donate her jaw to Kyle Tucker
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>me and the boys on the way to watch the Malcom In The Middle reboot
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>>154078588
kek
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scherzer is gassed tbqh
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JJ WHETHERHOLT is so good. Why can’t the Mets just draft good players?

>Acuna
Bust
>Baty
Bust
>Vientos
Bust
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MAD MAXIMILLIAM SCHERZER
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>>154078602
yep, see
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>>154078604
>Mets drafted Acuna
if you’re gonna false flag at least google first
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>mark vientos in 2026

>>154078604
baty is good
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Jordan Walker looks familiar
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Still can't comprehend why nimmo was traded.
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>>154078627
Lindor’s fefes got hurt. He’s raking in TX anyway.
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>>154078604
Baty is growing every year
Vientos had a great '24 and very inconsistent playtime in '25. but yeah he's probably not gonna be a real guy
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Soriano the only pitcher worth a damn on this team. Hope he fixed his issues at home
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>>154078627
his contract is longer than semen-man and his foot is going to make his outfield value disintegrate
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Scherzer needs to retire
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Gelbs rates your hot dog a 4.5 / 10 Berdbros. Your response?
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Cardinal fans, Steve Gelbs just rated your hot dog a 4.5 out of 10
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LE MEME WALK OUT OH MY MANFRED
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man how are we not crushing this pallante dude's curve. he's hanging it all the time and it's slow as fuck with a vertical drop from the 80s
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>>154078678
>>154078679
Who gives a shit, we’re a barbecue city.
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any canucks on here actively rooting against the blow gays?
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natties finna gape this spics butthole
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ernie has been getting raped by lucky
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>>154078587
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>>154078695
because mendoza put out a meme lineup
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How many prospects does this Mets team have that are apart of the starting 9?

Jesus, it’s like the 5th one.

If you mix diarrhea into water it just turns into diarrhea water. Surround your stars with legitimate talent.
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>>154078697
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>>154078697
>who gives a shit about hot dogs
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>>154078722
>>154078710
Mendoza is a fucking clown. I have no idea how he's gotten himself another year. BRING IN TERRY FRANCONA. OR JOE MADDON
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rays bros our response?????
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umpy is retarded lmao
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>>154078710
>>154078722
>>154078742
He's a villain at this point.
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Hot dogs are better than burgers and I’m tired of pretending they’re not
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>barves
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>barves
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I dunno why he's still around. It's such a big deal to manage a big team like that, and he's not doing anything with his chance. Terry got the Long Island Reds into the playoffs.
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>>154078774
I'm a little upset you've improved my shitty edit.
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That was a massive whiff by Wetherholt
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>gay gay cuckholt
This is Gape Louis’s best player?
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>fluharty with 54 ERA
thats not fair
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Senga's looking good. seems to be settling in. still can't believe Robert fucked him like that in the 3rd
>>154078798
swung out of his helmet lol
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>>154078789
Mendoza got the Mets into the playoffs the year prior
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>>154078804
would lick both of their crusty buttholes
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>poo crap apeshit
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phew... the phillies... WIN! gg nats >we needed that one, and painter was great
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So much for the offense bouncing back
We're so screwed against Alcantara tomorrow as well
Eugh
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attaboy milny
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>>154078804
She cute
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>>154078804
mogged
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Which one do i watch if i have plans to fall asleep during the middle innings.
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At what point do I start to panic about the Os
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>>154078842
give it at least 30 games
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>>154078842
yesterday
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rockies with another unethical bloop
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>>154078817
They ought to be in the playoffs. The point is that Terry Francona is managing a team that's built on aspirations and wishes, while Mendy is loligagging in October.
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>>154078842
Memorial Day
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>>154078842
No team will play well in a city with noxious air like baltimordor.
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Alec Flyover!
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oh god ABS shook up senga bros
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>>154078842
its alright to lose to the 2026 world series champions texas rangers, dont worry too much about it
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>>154078842
Adley Rutschman will be 30 in less than two years
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Umps should ejaculate this guy
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bullpen collapse time
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>>154078697
I'll be there in May. best place for stl bbq?
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come on Senga please just get out of this inning
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>>154078880
i definitely would
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>>154078878
He’s one of the premier offensive catchers in the sport.
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so freaking tired i could probably fall aslepe on another anon's tummy right now
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>>154078901
*blushes*
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>>154078890
pappys or bogarts
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synder already overmanaging
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>>154078901
Are you a girl? A cute girl?
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>>154078890
Go to Route 66 and pick any place
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>>154078901
my stomach makes all sorts of gurgly noises
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>>154078819
What is this supposed to mean
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Ahh prease a herp me sumimasen I no throw a da strikes-aru
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>the rats of pie
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>>154078901
try to keep the homoerotic shitposting a little more whimsical and flamboyant. thanks.
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LET MY BOY GET OUT OF THE INNING JESUS CHRIST
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>>154078925
This awoke something in you didn’t it
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>>154078919
this post feels vaguely racist.... problematic....
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Thank you Lindor
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KWAB
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What are the odds we get the team event again tomorrow? Or will it be emojis again
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fisher looks like hes going to fall over every pitch
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>>154078910
thanks berdbro but... WHY DO THEY CLOSE SO EARLY
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thank god. I guess that might be it for Senga. he's at like 79 pitches and threw almost 30 that inning. they probably won't tax him beyond 80 in the first start
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Senga a solid B- today not terrible for the currently number 5 starter. But not great either.
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Pallante might be due for a melty
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erndawg
>>154078941
watching ponce fall over after the pitch the other day was pretty funny
until he died
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>>154078950
>not terrible
cope
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>>154078942
Famous restaurants do that shit just to flex I swear
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Sultan of Muff
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wonder if the umps have to pass a vision test. my guess is probably not...
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>>154078957
very unathletic!
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>>154078950
Fair assessment. Control was kinda wonky and he really didn't have command over his ghost fork. Cutter was left hanging a lot as well and it seems like he lost faith in his fastball. But he managed to avoid blowing the game up, which, sadly, is something we have to be concerned about.
Hopefully his next start will be cleaner. He needs to find his fastball/fork combo.
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>>154078929
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oh dear were bringing hoffman to close aren't we
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>>154078942
The city is closing early because they need to replace the lead pipes. They have to complete this work quickly. Therefore, they are scheduling the maintenance during off-peak hours.
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Soler!
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>>154078956
I was right
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>>154078956
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The cubs broadcast SUCK
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Bo do what you were paid a fuckton of money to do.
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a SOTANIC double
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>>154078969
Well he is mexican
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>>154078990
lol, buyer's remorse
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>>154078950
I'd rate it a C+.
He completed his duties without exceeding expectations.
The bullpen's performance in closing the game could be questionable, so additional innings would have been beneficial. However, the defense did not provide much support.
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>>154078991
Sotanic kek
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Any lads want one?
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>>154079012
why are they giving it out on a day he doesn't pitch
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>Apoonya
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come on Robert redeem yourself right here
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>>154079012
haha!
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based jesus
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>>154077956
and you ((deadass)) look like this
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nice AB Black Jesus
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>>154079012
>Chelsea boots
This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them’ if you catch my drift.
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the cubs fucking suck
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Just like that I love O'Hoppe again
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>Mets
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>. cusb
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speaking of moist
Dave's Hot Chicken. yea or nay?
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LOGAN O MUFFE
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>>154079041
No sorry. Here is literally a picture of literally me.
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grrr…da jooz!
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vladdy :-)
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WHAT A PLAY BY WINN
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It's official, Bo is a LAME star player.
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boba shit
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a guerrerian single
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come the fuck on man
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>>154079061
I like it
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>bitchshit
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>>154079048
They comfy desu and I got off work just a little while ago
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Oh Jesus Christ the Mets are mesting
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>barfs
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2-1 is really the most dangerous lead
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He got his casino...
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>>154079061
the Nashville hot chicken shtick got old after a while for me
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>>154079081
Yea I’m just messin with ya *smooch*
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oaky :-)
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Is there any other example of IQ fans than the people who try to get "the wave" going at baseball games? They're like retarded children with short attention spans. Perhaps the people who "woo" at UFC fights?
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3-1, the most dangerous lead
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good shit
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not smart to let Senga go in the 6th imo
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finna boutta go to bed tbqhwyf
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bring in the white flag kek
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>>154079108
Here is my advice. Don't worry so much about trivial things.
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>>154079108
have sex
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*starts the wave*
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is there a metric which tracks, at a team level, hits per run scored?
please tell me why this isnt worth analysing (beyond walks not being included)
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>>154079041
I know someone whose kid came out looking like that and he's still super duper in denial about it. His father and grandfather stopped talking to him.
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Japan > China
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I start the wave. I scream woo. I chant this is awesome.
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>>154079108
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nu bru cru here
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*crosses arms and refuses to stand*
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>>154079122
Bodied that freak
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>>154079126
*stands up*
woooo!!!
*sits down*
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damn he might've found his fork KNOCK ON WOOD
i hope i didn't just jinx it please god
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vladdy hustle
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>>154079122
It's kind of hard when it's happen right in front of my eyes.
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whats the score
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How is Senga still pitching?
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>senga followed by lovelady
oh boy
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another cope challenge lmao
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alright Senga please don't throw 5 forks in a row
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>>154079151
2-0
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>challenging that
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>>154079151
oogy to boogy
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>>154079152
because he is pitching well
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>>154079141
*stands up*
woooo!!!
*sits down*
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wasnt even close
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I can ha-
forget it...
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>>154079152
He struck out the side and got them to lose their last challenge kek
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>>154078950
>>154078962
>>154078971
>>154079005
I WANNA SEE YOUR REVISED GRADES STAT
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score this bussy
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clement has gotten fucked in every unique way tonight holy fuck lel
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>>154079185
both teams have one left
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>>154079186
B+
Quality start
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>>154079186
Give him a B+ now, that’s a quality start I believe
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Ernesto Clemente
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>>154079198
>>154079199
samefag
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Stanek is going to strike out the side just watch
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>>154079197
I thought Gary said it was their last one but that was a nice pitch either way
>>154079204
Kek
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YORDONG
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If the Mets get no hit by Stanek, there is no greater proof that the uniform is just cursed.
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>>154079108
what's wrong with doing the wave when you're at the ballpark?
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Stankek owes us a blown save here berdbros, it’s only fair.
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>baty in for vientos
that's right.
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Yay
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>>154079175
>*stands up*
>woooo!!!
>*sits down*
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>>154079217
Healthy Yordan and Stanton looking good.
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my jaysies :)
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>>154079241
Hello fellow Yoshi bro I’m in RF
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Who’s Logan Gilbert?
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>>154079249
*stands up*
woooo!!!
*sits down*
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theyre calling it the worst ab of all time
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>>154079263
a happy fella
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im going to be so plum fuck exhausted after this match i could fall asleep and someone could probably put her cock in my mouth without me realizing it.
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>>154079263
I say this
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>>154079280
He has the smile of a horse that just got a whiff of ovulating pussy
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>>154079262
Nice, have fun at the game, fellow doyerbro
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Pirates don't blow it!
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the wave is kind of dumb
it's been a few decades, make a new cheer
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>>154078112
pick a vtuber to worship instead
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BRO HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GIVING UP AN INNING TO RYNE STANEK THIS DUDE WAS AWFUL FOR US ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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i think the cubs are losing
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>>154079271
*stands up*
woooo!!!
*sits down*
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>>154079233
Like I said, I find it low IQ. People with short attention spans doing it to amuse themselves like a retarded child would do.
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>>154079296
its an intriguing fragrance
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kek at the white mariners fan who decided to breed with that Filipina hag.
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I think alvy gained weight
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fucking clown show dawg
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>>154079302
Man you’re way up there in the nosebleeds come down here
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fug
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>>154078173
where do i get that (or a pharmaceutical prescription for ketamine). i would rather try those than go on le big pharma depressionslop
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>>154079302
>>154079338
u guys gonna hook up?
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>red sux
wow this is impressively bad
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>>154079334
he looks like a denisovan
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Stanek is elite go berds
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>>154079344
You gotta know a guy, or learn to grow them.
>>154079338
Anon looks like that?!?
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>>154079363
unbelievable
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The uniform.
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>>154079344
The administered substance, ketamine, has anesthetic properties in specific dosages.
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>>154079338
>>154079302
Cheer us to victory boys
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>>154079376
Kek good post
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>>154079361
A what
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>>154079355
I'm about to eat this G's brown balls and suck the bean-gas from his shithole!
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Is this true?
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>>154079344
you dont want to do ket or shrooms on a daily basis
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German Marquez has already blown this game
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>>154079108
this is what people who became influencers did before influencer became a career path
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>POODRES
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Why do the Mets insist on Dick Lovelady so much?
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>>154079108
you mean a Mexican wave?
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please DFA Lovelady. put Tong in the bullpen
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get dicky lovelady off my team brah
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>>154079403
im loco for bartolo
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boy genius
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sneks
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>>154079435
Didn't they dfa him last year shortly after picking him up?
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>>154079403
AI being useless as usual
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The big sleep
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>>154079344
you can legally buy spores and grow them yourself. its not hard. just takes some time and they can get infected easily. grow golden teachers, they are easy and gentle
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>>154079406
i assumed it would be a weekly or monthly treatment (or microdose)
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my god
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my ex jays are sabotaging the mets
>>154079452
that was us lel
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Mets plan is blow out his arm and then dfa him.
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A's are blowing it
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>>154079464
>>154079465
I'm almost certain he was dfa'd briefly before being sent to triple a
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FAGGets KEK
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>>154079459
>its not hard
>they can get infected easily
*squinting at you*
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>hoffman
fug
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>>154079403
claude mogs
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>barves
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The A's have beat the A's.
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Day game tomorrow for some reason.
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>>154079489
the actual amount of physical activity you have to do is minimal but yeah you basically have to roll the dice. you can build a laminar flow hood to minimize it but i had fantastic beginners luck just winging it the first time i did it and got enough shrooms for like a year and gave half of them away
>>
>>154079302
>>154079338
post pics of your bobbleheads
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>>154079503
>every single post youve ever made has been consumed and slopped by AI
>at any point someone could ask claude to generate a post in your style and impersonate you
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>>154079520
That's normal for the last game of a series since teams gotta travel after
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cmon rockies...
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>>154079412
I want Fuwawa to blow me
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>>154079544
>>154079012
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San Jyago down bad
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thanks nesn very cool
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>>154079552
treason
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Can Canning and Musgrove please come back ASAP, Buehler and Marqeuz ain't it
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>>154079547
That makes sense, but people still have to work and go to school.
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>intentionally walking vladdy
boo
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>>154079489
if you dont want to deal with the headache of growing you can just extract dmt from mimosa hostilis root bark pretty easily and vaporize it
>>
Please take winn out of leadoff
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>>154079599
Oka will get a slammer.
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my mets could still win this game
you have to admit it could happen
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BENJAMIN ARROZ
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>>154079618
indeed
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POODRES KEK
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oaky :-/
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>>154079566
that's a box, not a bobblehead
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>>154079601
I'll give you a blowjob for 6 months supply. You in philly?
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just turned on SF@SD, I see the Padres century of humiliation continues
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The Poodres are going to be the worst team in MLB this season.
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FAGGOT MIKE
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PRRRRRRRT
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>>154079601
*takes advice from rando on 4chan*
*has a brain eating amoeba lobotomizing him by august*
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kek chicano cubes
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waiting for my angels to blow this
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>>154079677
kek
>scuba
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>>154079640
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>>154079671
kek
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.... nu?
>>
I can haz nu?
>>
We using the Mets or AntiMets thread?
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>>154079020
Movie drops tomorrow
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>>154079546
Tell them to emulate ERG
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>>154079701
No. This is the end of /mlb/.
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>>154079671
just google it faggot it works and its a much better idea to grow/extract things yourself so you know what they are instead of buying god knows what from god knows who
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NO REFUNDS
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get me one of these from the concession stands
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>>154079693
cum on it during the 7th inning stretch or no balls
>>
nu

>>154077850
>>154077850
>>154077850
>>
recycle

>>154077850
>>154077850
>>154077850
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technically someone already made a nu they just haven't linked it here yet klenk
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hoffman just end this
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>Poodrepacos being salty
Isn't San Diego used to losing?
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