Tomalacord
>Average Tomala stan watching their wife get BLACKED
Charles “Mask” Lewis
wtf is wrong with unc?
>>154066386i dont see any undisputed champions in this picture i see a blind bitch and a guy that couldnt feel toms dick even before he got paralyzed on account of agpinalls clitty is a meager 3"
I fucking hate mma
>>154066402Mad reddit bitch.
>>154066402Lick my clit fag
I fucking hate mma fans
>canada I can’t respond directly to flags without a champ
>>154066410So you can't respond to POOSA flags either?
>>154066406I got mad one time in middleschool and told a nigga to "suck my pussy" holy cringeolahe was out of line and no 1 said anything so we straight though
Canda will get their own Shitdom card at their Indian House for their 250th celebration of bathing in piss. Rumors say Sar Daniel Cormier will fight
Times are rough for Canada. When’s the last time Canada produced a BMF champ? That’s the belt that matters
this bitch scared of Canada!
Leafs warped ya pea mutt brain.
Canada does have that Zahabi kid he’ll carry them for the next decade he’s still really young
George St Pierre (CM)
There is a very real possibility that no americans will win at the white house
>>154066435>Nickal vs Daukaus retard alert
nickal is americas answer to paddy thoughbeit so we'll see how that plays out
One might say Bo Nickal is the deltarune to Paddy Pimbletts undertale. Dont worry, ill be repeating that a lot
nickal is soft not my king
How does Jiri beat ulberg again?
wait bo nickal isnt even rankedwhy didnt they do allen vs nickal
>>154066456>hits haka He doesn’t :)
Jiri will do a cringe entrance and lose with his wife watching. Tough night in Miami
Jiri by karate chop
>>154066456same way he beats everyone else
>>154066392>KEKNADIAN try not to think about black cock challenge: Impossible?!?let me guess, you are a pajeet '''canadian'''
>>154066476Except ulberg has a cannon in his left unlike pillowfist retard roundtree who just fed jiri pillows until he gassed
No Contest due to Self Karate Chop. Jiri will face Ulberg in a rematch December 25th for the undisputed light heavyweight title, live on Paramount+! We hope to see you then!
>>154066482>ulberg has a cannon in his leftyeah bro no one does that to dominick reyes
Kids gotta howitzer of an arm and fists built like lunch boxes
Ulberg has custom gloves
Jon vs Pereira for the right to Undisputed Two Division Champ at the white house is the fight to make and the only way to guarantee American success
da fuq jiri gonna do
Jiri by Christ Air
jiri wouldn't get heemed by kennedy ngubugwu
>>154066479Tomala is the one slobbering over the thought of GODne's pulsating BBC, I fear.
Ulberg is injured anyway, just waiting for the announcement
>>154066528>GODne>when he was too retarded to not cheat>when he got outsmarted by a Britbong 'Ah fuck me eye man! Cant continue, sorry!'lmao
Tomala is so enthralled by BBC xhe even got a "galactic throat" tattoo to signal xer services to black men, I lament
Tom Derangement Syndrome running wild ITT
that was Gane's free foul, if anything Tom cheated by hightailing it out of there
>Jones>Jacoby>Strickland>Colby>Gaethje>T City>talbut >van All American line up at champ feels good b
Tomala just can't take xer eyes off it!
what did tom actually do to mindrape the browns so thoroughly? the gane fight was months ago, is it really just that he bitched jon?
>>154066556and then you unplug your xbox
>fighter get tattoos while on a skid you know a fighter is a shell of themselves when they go all in on ink. Tom’s done. Dans done. What tats has jones plastered on his body during his “fucked” life? Only Jon 3:16
>>154066569i knew something was up when hooker got tatted up after a win
>>154066557and tom fans will still try to tell you he was blinded during the fight
>>154066561browns live only in the present. To these browns, Tom just lost. A case like this is one in a million to cure
>mutts have no champs for the historic white house cardLol!
>>154066578Every single person in that video is a subhuman.
living in both the past and the future are kabbalistic saturnian practices. i live life one round at a time
Ganelactic Throat
>>154066576>Tom just lost.didn't though did he
>>154066573Look at Max? Got touch ups and Chuck added faces to his chest. Both lost the ability to fight. Ross Pearson? Took the ink pill heavy later on and how did that go? Volkov? Not sure he knows but he will be brutally knocked out due to the back piece he added. Frank Mir took years to finish his back piece knowing when completed he will sacrifice his whole chin and part of his soul.
GODne raped, rapes, and will rape that ugly retarded freak!
>>154066589has tom ever won i want the kid to do good i really do i try to support but he keeps getting tatted like a faggot
if you trained you would understand the importance of tattoos but youre all a bunch of fake tough guy virgins
What champion has a full back tattoo?
>>154066603Yan
>understand the importance of a poorly done tattoo to show unity with your gym of faggots>understand the culture behind the art and how leHECKIN badass they make you look BE EDDIE WINELAND
can't see this meme taking off tbqhwy lad
Yan Van super fight
Crazy how Duncan had exactly one based fight on contender series and decided to be a pussy bitch every single time after that
>>154066607just like i said
>>154066615White or black Chris D?
>>154066615the McKinney and Rebecki fights were good
just realised moicano vs duncan is a gym war
>>154066628ScotsmanI don’t think CLD came thru cawlntender series
Ok but how does van beat taira?
>>154066636Catches a kick and pushes him down so he falls on his arm and breaks it
The best boxer in the UFC was James Toney.
>I have recently been getting big into the ufc again >I had always watched the big fights >especially the GSP and Machida bouts >lyoto machida is my favorite fighter everWhich one of you is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOMl10aeKQU
>>154066636Van has plot armor now, you’ll see the brilliance of the victory when it comes
penguinz0 so based wow calls out dana and the corrupt ufc for not paying athletes. Clap clap clap wow happy to finally hear a millionaire speak up
>Gane has drawn attention for his unpopular beliefs in the past, most notably questioning the Moon landing, as well as lending support to the Flat Earth theory.>He stated “Given enough time researching into the subject and listening to credible experts on the topic, you will find a long-stretching trail of suppression and withdrawl of documents.”
People forget Josh Van is the youngest champion since Jon Jones for a reason. The kid isn’t some fluke
>>154066658Crazy how aliens were proven before flat earth was
Do the people want a trilogy of Pereira and Adesanya? Will the fighters like it? Since they are 1-1 in UFC a third fight should settle it.
>>154066698Pissy’s spirit is unironically broken, don’t think anyone would give a fuck if the booked it
jones would have killed pereira
Volk cooked Pigslam's porkchops and covered them with his homemade white cream sauce.I fear
>>154066778Excellent post
What does "galaxy throat" mean?
Ethan wing fight week
The galactic throat was a bad move in retrospect
>>154066698pereira is the biggest star in the sport while izzy is going through his tony ferguson arc. pereira is also two weightclasses heavier
Maycee barber gave me the ick
Izzy absorbs all of pereira's legacy onwards, he will always be remembered as the one guy who flatlined him and shot arrows on his stiff heemed soul
Thinken about the Leon Edwards era and getting chills
What would be your first thought if I said to you the words "galaxy throat"?
>>154066896Prefer not to say
>>154066896your mamma
If leg kicks became meta in UFC then it makes sense why grappling became so big. If you simply dive for a single leg during a leg kick then it's a free take down.
>MOICANO WANTSCH MUNEH>Accepts a fight with Chris Duncan in the Apex
>>154066636Van is a nightmare matchup for Taira since he always fought weak guys before. I'm thinking it'll be a Blades vs Almedia type of fight where Taira fails to get a takedown and gets knocked out by heavy hammer fists.
Like you've never shat yourself
GODsp avenged the spider
What is the difference between tom and bisping? Manhood?
>>154067032Bisping won and defended his belt
>>154067032Bisbong didn't quit and whine like a hysterical pissbaby after losing his vision
The damage elkins would gouge his own eye out before he quits over an eyepoke
thats why darren elkins is the greatest of all time
>>154066844This guy's head is so big there's no way anyone could heem him
>>154067032Bisping's eye injury is actually real
>>154067032bisping embodies the fighter mentality, never quit. tom is a soft ass daddy's boy baby bitch
ermm actually we only saw aspinall get outclassed and looking clueless for 4 minutes that doesnt mean anything!!!
>>154067058>the new "goat" of the HW division lost to a simple jabKWAB
If tom was in jail he would have to give up his booty because he would accept ramen from someone and then owe his asshole as a debt
>>154067063the whole division is just food for any actually talented fighter
Tom and Bisping are fighting in the darkWho wins?
is /heem/ the busiest general? it's definitely the gayest but its always at the top of the catalog
Michael has rebekkah and she's a knock out, a ten, a ride or die wifey. Tom's wife is likely some babcia in a chustka
>>154067083it's the only real sport on this semen slurping earth
>>154067091Tom is a bottom and does not enjoy vagina
Mogged by Dana White III. Will Dana White IV become a giant sandworm?
+35t
The heem bros
HOOOOOOOOLY FUCK THIS CARD IS OFF THE CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN BOIIIIIIIII
what would compel someone to get a "galaxy throat" tattoo?
>>154067194such a shame they're putting future champs like ethyn ewing in the apex.
>>154067194Paramount getting their money's worth with this one
>>154067194WE'RE EATING GOOD
Yabagabalov Tsalahmalamakaev https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9xWOA_S3_g
HEY Tanner Boesers back at UFC Winnipeg! fuck yeah
>>154067194Yo my guy Abdulrakhman Yakhyaev vs Brendson Ribeiro? BANGER
>>154067194I manifested this! Cha-ma
>>154067206>clearly supposed to be a light heavyweight>stays at heavyweight because he doesn't need to cut and it's full of bumsdecent way to carve out a career and get paid I suppose
>>154067195Bro this is a sport where the athletes think its normal to adopt monkeys and raise them as human
>>1540672070% chance he loses right?
>>154067215i dont know i was joking about the card being shit
>>154067221hell yeah! that card IS shit but these fights will be different!
>>154067240>Belol back in the ApexHate to see it
Milktoast Costa main event
>>154067267Let's go for that
So Allen is finally fighting Costa huh, i suppose you can't run forever.
>>154067295Talmbout Steve Garcia's cumrag?
Psycho Steve Garcia Tame Steve GarciaSane Steve Garcia Silly Steve Garcia Strawberry Steve Garcia Stevie Garcia Stevie Boy Garcia Stevie “Code Red” Garcia
Allen the Alien
Arnie Barney Allen Jean Retardo SilvaJean “Big Tard” Silva Mean Jean SilvaChris Sumtin Duncan Justin “Ham &” Gaethje
Adesanya going to welterweight just sounds right watch out Islam
>>154067378he looked like a corpse on the scales for middleweight bro
>>154067423Izzy bulked and got worse maybe it gave him the power to heem pereira but he’s much slower and more gassy now
HmmYepShow me that again?MhmGot it
just how good is lightweight adesanya?
>>154067445>You having fun in there? Hell yeah just go out there and have fun :)
>>154067486Never thought Izzy would end up the most flushed of these dudes 5 years later
>>154066392I act like this and look like that when Poatan makes his walk out. What are you gonna do about it?
How good was prime Woodley?
Im fuken poing atm ama idk lol
>>154067486
Feels like im poing an fuken koosh ball haha
>>154067197Hoping ewying puts on an absolute clinic tbqh
What would you say to helwani if you saw him in the streets?
>>154067206>The man who sent Philipe Lins to Light Heavyweight Chills...
Hoping Megan Olivi puts on a hot dog pie eating clinic and puts back on the slam piggy weight tbqh
the three kongs era created a ripple effect within combat sports that will echo for eternity
Who is the Carlo Ancelotti of MMA?
should Adesanya join Pereira and Glover’s gym?
>>154066999The sprout gas blasted me out
>>154067753He should retire
Is Moicano vs Duncan the worst card of all time?
>>154067215Yak is a -2000 favorite
>>154067753he should join dricus. iron sharpens iron!
Yakdaddy already got some bussies twitchin’ I fear
Just got signed to Schaub Records
Loopy GODinez vs Tatiana Suarez next month. It's big.
>>154067909
>>154067897lmao
D-Rod?
josh van was fucking that old piece of shit up
>>154067943Talmbout Charles John son's cock sleeve bubba?
>>154067950Shartoja is vandaddy’s pocket pussy albeit
You now remember Alexander 'The Great Big" Romanov
>>154067950Why do you have to communicate like that?
I'm told Tom is back training, I'm told.
johnson is literally in the history books as the greatest ufc flyweight of all time
>>154067922Youtube mmafags tried talking up Julius Walker like he’s a real fighter lol
>>154067922Where do they even find these doos
>>154068008Cerqueria was someone’s training partner. Had a bunch of regional Brazilian knockouts but he’s terrible
Tom has gone through all of this drama just to get his bleedin head boxed off by the man with shovels for hands ye? Throwing bombs on em ye? Dee! Don't come in ye?
Semi-retired world traveler. Still travel for work, just not as far and as long now. Building a north county home base.Will leave you for Brendan Schaub
Keep going b Im sure youll make a funny or good post some day
>>154068015stop pretending like you know shit when you know nothing bitch
>>154068079Glad im not the only one who noticed, lifeless bitch who makes the same unfunny reddit spaced posts all day
Can you bet on if the white house card will be cancelled due to the war?
i'm something of a neil magny expert myself
>>154068111When he trains more he'll be able to hold the back bridge like me
>>154068104reddidaddies have surpassed us long ago bapa...
Im fuken poing again wtfff
>>154068102
>>154068149I bet you can't even see your dick looking down when you are standing up straight
>>154068189You laugh but a solid 1.4 inches non-pressed just chilling back there makes a difference. It still counts.
>>154068189Yeah, well
>>154068001They also unanimously took chase hooper last week saying Chase is a PRAWLBLEM
>>154068198If it small and it goes like a sewing machine, you are doing something right
Tresean Gore fight week
heeminder i predicted izzy would lose in precisely this fashion
Jon... JON "BONES" JONES?!?!?!You mean THE Jon "Bones" Jones...?The one who defeated THE knocked out artist Dominick "Glass Chin" Reyes via robbery decision? or THE fat fuck midget who can only wrestle round 1 and has zero striking Daniel "Fat fuck" Cormier? no way...He also defeated THE 95 year old Stipe and a bunch of KILLERS that did well in the Pride Fc ruleset and then got assraped in the UFC ruleset (but they were BADASSES!) like Shogun and Machida?!?! holy SHIT!!!This is a rumor I've heard because It just can't be true, but I heard Jon "Bones" Jones (THE Jon "Bones" Jones) decisionated Anthony "Turtleheart" Smith... no fucking way, that's amazing. He even defeated Chael Sonnen, a fine addition to his middleweight defense collection oh my days. Jon "Bones" Jones... dare I say the GOAT...
>>154068532Machida didn't fight for PRIDE
Is the octagon in the Apex a full-size one or still that stupid rinky dink mini-octagon?
you asked, we answer. the octagon is now a mere 6 feet wide.
>>154068556>took 2 threads for someone to noticeI had a meme reply prepared for whoever noticed but it took too long so I'll kill myself instead.
>>154066578what the hell is this webm
>>154067744no lovable coaches/trainers in mma
>>154068532He did beat prime Glover, who even at 42 years old took Jerry to hell and back, and finished Jan.
>>154068532if you think about it every fighter has a weak record
fighters i consider good wins don't lose fights
>>154066578we don't have any champions either idiot
>>154068625Glover and Gus 2 are arguably his absolute best wins and I'll never clown them.
Jon ducked Rumble twice.
Claiming DC to not be a good win because he’s le fat or something is just retarded cope. He raped gus and rumble twice
Israel Adesanya being spoonfed by his Dietician is a RED FLAG
>>154068733DC only had wrestling round 1 and eyepokes he's ass and poo
Thinking glover is better than DC is pure retardation Imagine if DC go to fight jireddit, hill and Gane instead of jones and stipe, he’d be undefeated double champ
>>154068788He’d get his ass handed out to him by Gane, but other than that, you’re right. Pereira would’ve been filtered out of the lhw div long ago.
say what you will about DC, but he never would have lost to THE Phil Davis
>He’d get his ass handed out to him by Ganelol
dc would try to eyepoke jiri and jiri would simply heem him
Gane is, in essence, a better version of Jones.
>>154068788You have to move past inherent casual instincts to realize even if he's not overall the better fighter, he could beat DC 7 out of 10 times or more on his good nights. And that's older mixing the martial arts Glover, not the pure swang and bang era glover.
>>154068683>Gus 2 *
>>154068894Glover got mollywhopped by snory canderson
>>154068877Hmm an interesting thesis b.
People got too comfortable disrespecting DC as the commentary table clown and forgot what he was when he was a fighterHe came from an era when Heavyweight and LHW had people of worth. He would demolish everyone in the top 5. Even old ass late career DC who was basically just a boxer would run circles around Aspinall
>>154068937Like I already said, DC is the better more consistent fighter. Doesn't change the fact, no matter how hard it is to believe.You're talking to the man with highest consecutive /heem/ picks wins on /heem/ and the highest overall wins on heem.com. Best to take what I say as fact.
>>154069012>Doesn't change the factThere's no fact here? You're just repeating your opinion of how a fight you imagined in your head would go over and over and are acting as if that makes it reality
Bones' old walkout song was kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrygAv93Ick
>>154069024The fact remains the same. Whether you accept the truth or not makes no difference.
dc was never fucking good
>>154068970Sadly Daniel has made his own bed
dc cormier wouldn't be able to eat these tummy kicks. there just ain't no way
>>154069124I mean who does that to tai tuivasa
>You're talking to the man with highest consecutive /heem/ picks wins on /heem/ and the highest overall wins on heem.com
>>154069167>predicting the rise of glover teixeira when he was still a young prospectwow
lance gibson jr.remember that name, playa.
>>154069167>>154069024Explain this?
the real unironic trvth is that prime smith off a loss beats lhw cormier. but yall aint ready for that.
>>154069317Don't be daft
>>154069167>Teixeira literally climbing out of the cage to escape the Black Beast
jon is unironically the GOAT thougheverbeit
prime sniff indistinguishable from prime jones
>>154066636he doesn't
>>154069356Roided Smiff was built different
yeah gooby's dick got all of boilin
>>154069354what the heck are you doin' over there sneedy
DC "Fat Pride" Cormier
the fight world doesnt care about your past. its a what have you done for me lately game. Jon went out on top. tomala quit xir last fight and anthony smith went out crying like a bitch
The Man With The Lion's Heart
>>154069441Kek
>>154069455smilf revolutionized drunken possum guard
Israel Adesanya is the #9 ranked UFC Middleweight.
>>154066578Pereira is an Ameridan champGaethje is interim LW champ and will unify
oh so that's why Jones loves this guy
Alex "The Bum Bandit" Periera
>>154067100grow up luke
>>154067194Yakhyaev looks like a killerEwing and McMillen have potentialMoicano/Duncan is underwhelming but might deliver on the nightwmma is a wank break
Jiu Jitsu
>gane got knocked down by a jiujitsu guy
things are getting heated out there
>>154069655white belt behavior
Khamzat will go down as the undisputed GOAT
>>154069695Islam moved up to welterweight to rid the sport of UFC of the homasexual menace its been plagued with
>>154069723So said brother very true
>>154069737>brazzasinthetub.jpg
Why does the leaf pretend to be an 80iq esl but his attempts are so bad that he ends up proving he really does have 80iq
Has Rampage fallen off or had a downfall yet with his irl streaming career?
>>154069533he will be out the top 10 by wednesday thus spaketh zoroclozzer
>>154069723Sorry blk boy, that window has already passed. Best he can shoot for is somewhere between a Zabit and a Khabib "what if" type of fighter. He's retiring after one more fight.
the implications of michael morales ascending to middleweight undefeated 20-something-0 is a bit too much for me to handle. i fear this.
fr though stop the gibberish jones is the GOAT end of
>>154069785its meta subtextual commentary maybe you should stick to guru slop
>>154069809Division is frozen. No one fighting until Khamzat and Strickland. Everyone below Izzy will move up 2 rankings when Whittaker and Paulo get moved over to LHW thoughbeit.
>>154069927no
>>154069937the ufc really is an absolute disgrace
>>154069441lol completely forgot about this
Clitia went to gay club crying out for a BBC xhe needed to squirt but Slamdaddy weren’t answering xer calls, sadly
big rig tom aspinall eyeing ganes pickle in a pouch
Maan! Fuck this nigger!
hehe eyeing i got it
why is sneed in canada
>>154070076>being the one to lean in would never be me
>>154070142home of the raped bitches so he was given immediate citizenship
>>154070142the wild hogs taught themselves mixed martial arts and took sneed island
>>154070076Love is LOVE!!!
>>154070279those are floridian wmmas b
I'm just like you baby I'm on the hunt
>>154069695It would be silly to make this fight. Garry 50-45s morales but morales has more chance to beat Islam.
Hit and Run
>>154070391it's weather man to you buddeh
Chris Duncan has such an extremely Scottish ned face. Defos used to pure cut about the bus asking for fags and threatening to slash cunts
>>154069441ngl poatan has good tase in whoreswhats her OF?
>>154070405i don't think morales could be memed on like prates. if he really can't get the strikes going he could probably grab garry by the neck and start pummeling
>>154070503he really does like 'em bad
In Art as Insurrection Nick Land says to conclude is not only erroneous but also ugly. And that's what's great watching a Merab, a Mogsar, a Khamzat. Finishes are flashes in the pan. Dominating a man thats devoted his life to fighting for 25 minutes is far more impressive than chinning someone that never learned proper striking or choking someone that had one camp with craig jones
Aaron "Losene Keita" Pico
kody steer
The decision is mightier than the finish
your Kody Steelesyour Aaron Picosyour Losene Keitas
Ultimate Fighting Championship not Ultimate Finishing Championship. Charles winning the BMF with control time and takedowns blew finishfag sissyclitties the fuck out
chud 2026.03.31
The BCB (birth control bussy) belt
>>154070767kinokinowhomstve
fight not ending in finish means that one or both of the fighters are heartlets.
>>154070993not necessarily often it just means goddard is ruining things again
not heeming goddard as soon as you step into the cage means you're a heartlet
You know remember Israel Adesanya
>>154070993surely you would consneed that a fight such as ilia vs emmett is an exception
Load of fights announced recentlyKetlen Souza vs. Ariane Carnelossi, UFC Vegas 118, June 6Iwo Baraniewski vs. Billy Elekana, UFC Vegas 118, June 6Rafa Garcia vs. Alexander Hernandez, UFC Vegas 118, June 6Matt Schnell vs. Imanol Rodríguez, UFC Vegas 118, June 6Dakota Hope vs. Kai Kamaka III, UFC Vegas 115, April 4 (155lbs)Loma Lookboonmee vs. Jaqueline Amorim, UFC Macau, May 30Aoriqileng vs. Cody Haddon, UFC Macau, May 30Rongzhu vs. Victor Martinez, Road to UFC, May 28 (Main Event)Shi Ming vs. Puja Tomar, Road to UFC, May 29 (Main Event)Asu Almabayev vs. Charles Johnson, UFC Baku, June 27Road to UFC brackets were also announced, Flyweight, W.Strawweight, Bantamweight and Featherweight.
>>154071127shades of blood diamond
i knew as soon as pyfer took mount after the last ground entry izzys career was finished. he looked like it was his first day on the mat. no heart left in that boy
imagine being nina dramas husband
Who’s his favorite fighter?
If you wouldn't raw Nina youre a faggot
>>154071238paige vanzant
>>154071238Sneed moment
>>154071167>Rongzhu vs. Victor MartinezCOULD IT BE?The Slayer of SteeleThe Killer of KodyRONGZHUUUUUUUUUU
>>154071143Nah I wouldn't. Ilia played it way too safe. if you are getting multiple 10-7 rounds might as well choke him out after a knockdown.
Chemsex with a tranny hooker? Sneed moment.
My favorite fighter? Me. My influences? Can't say here. It's a proprietary blend that will make me world champion
i would argue that two big hearts can cancel each other out. for example, i myself am unheemable. but i also probably couldn't heem jiri prochazka. if we were to fight, it would almost certainly end in a decision.
Bro was sex trafficked
Sneedo the pedo
I would 50-40 anybody in bones. Whenever the ref stepped in to stop it I would stop hitting you and stand back up
Maycee looked gorgeous heemed in the 'gon
Sneedee Sharter
NOOOOOO!!!!!NOOOOOO!!!!Please pray for Israel! This is TERRIBLE!!!!
yeah i pray for israelto get fucking heemed by robocop at the apex
Easy schauberShe'll take a schaub on you, believe itLike no otherBefore you know it you'll be so stinkySneed's an easy schauberShe'll take a schaub and you will smell itSneed's like no otherAnd I'm just trying to make you sniff
>>154071167not a single good fight
>>154071167>Schnell still fightingHespect
>>154072190Cazzie take.
>>154071167not a single bad fight
>>154071238Izzy
eating cookies
So apparently Dana lied about making his wife have a C section to give birth to his son before a Chuck Liddell fight
>*blocks your path*
>>154072878nah he just mixed up his son's birth with his daughters
>>154072898are they portly folk?
>>154072917don't post selfies here 'caco
>>154072946That would be even worse
hoenstly? can't fucking stand brazilians
So either Dana lied about jeopardizing the health of his wife and child for internet pointsOr he cares so little about his children he can't even get the date of their births straight
>>154072917please don't post images of me without permission
>>154073134Strickbeast is popular with the ladies
>>154073134Shota finna get flashbacks to he dead daddy dickdowns, i fear
>>154071167Shi Ming!!!!!!!!
StrickCHAD overcomes adversity and gets the woman
sean clitlands gonna spend 24 minutes leaking under zatdaddy. dont worry, ill be repeating this a lot
Shotasean will cum while zatdaddy chokes xer out
Cumsplat overcomes adversity and gets the white daddy
>enters Moicano fight week
>>154073450So like why doesn't khamzat just heem this dude whats gonna happen his lackeys wont do shit lmao
Pull that thong out your schaubussy playa!
>>154073504Xhe likes it
>>154073525Sneed moment!
The average UFC ameripiggy twerks for this
>>154073525did you see her ig yesterday it was sexy as fuck
I miss Hitler
I was brutally raped by my mum and dad throughout my childhood
If you had a feeding match with Sneed how well do you think you'd do?
gonna shave my armpits and balls this weekend before tuning in to the heems
>>154073450why does he keep on doing tbat
>>154073917you wouldnt know the power that comes with carrying men around because youre a sissy bitch
>>154073528Ok fr has chimaev bottomed for this dude this picture is very sexual
>>154071238What the FUCK is wrong with white "men"?
Finna zeem the man who disrespects my name...
>>154074044i think It was rather obvious that I was talking about khamzat
>>154074192being carried is a passive act sudaca. ramzan is the one thats actually doing something. so no, it wasnt obvious in the least bit
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>154074044>>154074298your homosexuality is showing
*cums*
charles grappled to a decision for a bmf belt lmao what a fucking retard
>>154074127All I know is that Dirty Diaper President bottomed for DaddYahu in a full pair of DDPs….
>boy gets throttled>"d-d-drumpf!!!"lol get bombed by donny
>>154074687
75 days until Gane fights.
>>154075061You don't know that for certain.
all my boys are winning this yearits that simple
as long as dana makes money i can find peace
Dana owes me sex
Khabib owes me tax
Khabib owes his bollocks to the Russian government
>>154070993Garth vs pimblett had so many occasions where mark ''early stoppage'' goddard could have stopped but didn't for some reason
>>154076145Just dropped to my knees in the Favela
>>154076096The fact he was fighting in the 5th round proves it would have been a gay fake finish. Filth like you cry and try to ruin the sport with your sissified faggotry. Soon your Jdaddies will show you what a REAL finish is.
>>154076199What's his name?
>>154076483That's not the point retard, he claimed fights not ending in a finish prove both fighters have no heart, that's an example of the opposite>fight not ending in finish means that one or both of the fighters are heartlets.
I dont know his name but he looked 17
>>154076606I think youd be surprised
I had it 49-48 for Maldaddy
its like andersen silvah that toime with the wonky legits a mad hell business
Bruna Brasil has been released from the UFC.onlyfans.com/brunabrasilmma
Who is the "fat Irish prick"?
>>154075954all those chechen/dagi fighters doespecially the chechen ones
>Combat Sports Anti-Doping (CSAD) announced today that Alibi Idiris, of Aktobe, Kazakhstan, has accepted a twelve (12)-month period of ineligibility for a violation of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy (UFC ADP).>Idiris tested positive for the presence of hydrochlorothiazide, a prohibited at all times diuretic in the Diuretics and Masking Agents class of the UFC Prohibited List, from an in-competition sample collected on February 21, 2026, in Houston, Texas, surrounding the UFC Fight Night card in said location. Idiris was victorious in his fight that night against Ode Osborne. >Upon notification of this adverse finding, Idiris has been fully cooperative with CSAD. Idiris provided information that he took a product that contained hydrochlorothiazide on Thursday of fight week to help him make the contracted weight on Friday, February 20, 2026, at the event’s official weigh in. Although Idiris has been fully cooperative with CSAD, CSAD is not suspending or reducing any period of his ineligibility due to the seriousness of knowingly using a diuretic during fight week and the advantage that he received in making his contracted weight. Idiris’s suspension began on February 21, 2026, the day he provided his adverse, in-competition biological sample. His suspension will terminate on February 21, 2027. what do you know, another mountain muzzie popped
I'm kinda over the Arman Social Media tour
>>154077288daner ticks all the boxes
Noooo not alibaba idris
New Jamahal hoodie just came in the mail.
You're all black, jewish, or women to me
>>154077786broke little reddit bitch gonna cry?
met strickland
>>154078246I'm only black and jewish
>>154078246You're still MexiCAN to me, Paco. And that will never change, no matter how bad you may want it to.
Nothing wrong with being messigan
>>154078271So this is the jacked taiwanese(chinese) boy I've been hearing about.
Islam? Popped.Tukhugov? Popped.Bagautinov? Popped.Ruslan Magomedov? Popped thrice.Usman? Popped.Movlid? Popped.Akhmetov? Popped.Kuniev? Popped.Nabati? Popped.Taisumov? Popped.Murzakanov? Popped.Temirov? Popped.Idiris? Popped.
>>154078348Umm Schaub said he is 0% mexican and 100% German white.
>>154078372His cawmedy special is called ''the gringo papi'', in his birthday the cakes always has ''big brown'' in it, not big kraut
Reebok
>>154078447>t. didn't actually watch gringo papithat's the entire crux of the show bapa. that he's a white boy (gringo) and his wife is the messican and the act is about his culture shock livin with messigans.
>>154078983Gotta admit i didn't actually watch the gringo papi, sorry b
Man, these fighters look so weird without beards.
Just dropped a big brown in the toilet (poop)
>>154079112Ugly goatfuckers lol
get a 9 to 5 they said
>>154066408lmao remember when they always wore Affliction and Tap Out?
Nate ducked
I just realized that UFC is kinda gay
>>154079283Casual here, didn't knew this happened. Wasn't this dude a grandpa when he fought Schaub? What the fuck?
>>154079780He was 34
>>154079743:( Felt bad for Schaubster here... This was the same time he got upset at Rogan for saying needs to have handlers to stop him from doing and saying stupid shit. Then Schaub repeats it to someone else... ick. Poor Schaub.
>Heavyweight used to be-ACK!!!!!
>>154079689Cyber security at the bank not as glamorous as it sounded?
>>154080083Bapa shouldn't have rushed for the finish, it happened to pereira, even the best can fawmble b
schaubposting is reddit
>>154080116Mad bitch
Schaub is for uncs
>Joe Rogan told his supposed friend who had a winning record in the UFC that he was a trash fighter and quit MMA to become a failed comedian
my god, youve heemd me
>>154079780he was 35 and it was the zombified version of minotauro by this point, yeah he was still good enough to flush big brown's career down the toilet though
>>154080251>mfw you've heemed me
>>154079743schaub unironmically won this beed
What if Schaub fought in Pride??
i thought the new ufc rule was that everybody who gets a finish gets a 25k bonus. what happenned to terrence mckinney and the other prelim fighters who got finishes on last week's card?
>>154080398>Fight of the Night: Tofiq Musayev vs. Ignacio Bahamondes>Performance of the Night: Alexa Grasso>Performance of the Night: Joe Pyfer>$25K Winners: Navajo Stirling, Casey O’Neill, Terrance McKinney, Lance Gibson Jr, Yousri Belgaroui, Lerryan Douglas, Michael Chiesa
we've had the Pleasure Man, when will we see the Pleasure Woman?
>>154080412tapology, sherdog and wikipedia didsnt report on this
Tis only the heemer who gets the bawnuss, the lads who gets heemed don't get jack, food for thawlt
>>154080398is this real?
>open /heem/ for the first time in a year>first post is still about cuckolding genuinely disappointed
>>154080624Back to r/MMA you'll go then?
>>154080473>onlyNot trve. If it's fight of the night, the heemed gets a bonus. Garth vs Max for instance.
We're all just so excited for the UFC this weekend.
Australia is the only fight night worth watching between now and 328 and ill be fucked if im waking up at 4 in the morning on a saturday
is islam implying he's calling the police out of fear? or a suicide hotline maybe?
>>154081299thought pigslam was injured?
>>154081299>>154081309these two buttfuck each other guaranteed
think the artemis II launch tmr, whichst will be carrying 4 astronauts around the moon and back, can compare with ufc seattle numbers?
>>154081309he got better
>moicano and duncan are from the same gymoh it's scripted. expect a dramatic ending.
>>154081337shallnt be watching neither althoughbeit
>>154081328why are your kind always thinking about gay sex?
Who’re we betting on this weekend? Money moic is the money line insofar
>>154081357im having a very hard time resisting my urge to sin lately
grasso fart
Y'all might wanna keep an eye out on a kid named Duncan man, that kid is going places man
>>154081663I was told by heem that tattoos = fighter bad
>>154081663This doo is worst than BSD… Renato gonna submitch
>>154081697It's a solid indicator, pic rel went 0-2 in the UFC before they cut him
>>154081663NO ONE does this to Terrence McKInney
BSD is a top 5 lightweight and beat someone moicano lost to
Tom aspinal is essentially Jordan vucenic
there are mixed martial artists...and then there are FIGHTERS.
BSD got his bootyhole violated by bumass ZDS
Jiri get ipad
Where's the April fools gimmick
>>154082018look in the mirror
>>154082018Right here. Ahem.Gane is a future champion.
>>154082018it's some gay anime pedo shit
BREAKING: anonymous sources suggest that niko price will return
>>154081847So did UFC champion Sean Strickland
>>154082027shaked him and baked him
>>154082018Tony tripped on a wire, the Khabib fight is off
would've been a great weekend for a rizin card
>>154082018it was that announcement of bruna brasil getting cut from the ufc
>>154066386In retrospect, this was dogshit. Ankalaev robbed us of a good fight by giving up too early. There were 0 good championship fights at 205 last year because of these two.
My brain is cooked fr fr
i got next
>>154081735This guy was supposed to be good
fighters with tattoos are much more likely to take dives. take my word for it.
what was prime nate diaz? fight vs meng?
>>154082248obviously not you fucking tard
>>154082248I don't know man he was never a good fighter who cares
>>154082257Relax
>>154082248Him vs Cowboy
>>154082248cerrone fight
>>154082248i mean remember he had prime peon on the ropes and that guy beat usman who is regarded by some as the greatest fighter of all time
>>154082294do you really mean it?
>>154082303just stating factual fact checked information
Nate Diaz Badass Moments
wow no new threads? the april fools event gets shittier every year
no new threads until poofc puts on a good card
>>154082356i still have my prostate thank you very much
have you guys not got the april fools thing yet
I'm baking
>>154082407April foolz!
Jon Jones has been cut
…been cut a check to be on the White House card! April fools!
Jon Jones has been raped
i still remember syrup sandwiches and grandma 'llowancesshe allowed us to eat syrup sandwiches that is p.s. the april fool sux!
…been raped a check to be on the White House card! April fools!
Ben Raped? No the card has been raped not Ben Raped. No no it says here, Ben Raped has the card.
>>154082356We say mutilated bitch over here.
>>154082689>>154082689>>154082689
What's the bigger feat, meng's knee on Askren, or the Artemis II mission tmr?
