news: he got his casino
I hate this fucking club.
Gg MarinersYanks are trash and getting bounced in the playoffs
WE LOVE SOSASOSA WORLD
>>154086859Is that the location of the junk yard we see in those Citi Field photos?
Brooks Raley is damn near 40 and looking goodJacob deGrom is damn near 40 and still Cy Young materialyou unc anons better be killing it in life too
>>154086847>>154086851It's gonna be awful when Max goes
JT should bunt
I think the CHADRES should get their offense going!
you white racist piece of shit tried to kill CB Bucknor
edmundo papi chulo
Rice had a solid AB. If he keeps it up this year, maybe we can trade him along with Schlittler for Paul Skenes.
>>154086882Sheepie love
thought they had it in the bag kek
Dude bunts lmao
>>154086874Yes. Ironically that was what he was really after
Will the Mest go to extra innings again>>154086879He a good boy. He tryn' turn his life around, go 'dem programs
Has Panama shown up yet?
man Winn is a stud with the glove
>>154086896Red sux are 5-1, he’ll come around eventually…
CRAWFORD>CRAWFORDCRAWFORD>CRAWFORDCRAWFORD>CRAWFORDCRAWFORD>CRAWFORDCRAWFORD>CRAWFORDCRAWFORD>CRAWFORDCRAWFORD>CRAWFORDCRAWFORD>CRAWFORDCRAWFORD>CRAWFORD
>kruk keepin it real
Brendan Flyover is the only useful member of this shitty club.
CMON CRAWFORD WIN THISHe has shown some real promise this season already. Glad we didn't use him or painter. Still want a LF
>>154086897White sox fans are whining like canadians, it's pathetic
>>154086911It's warranted. They have a -31 run differential and are 1-5 in the first 6 games.
kek blow gays
Merrill is the only one on this team with any life in him...
Cameron “Killa Cam” Schlittler
>justin crawford>jesus christ>J Che is risen!
>>154086894you think this a fukken joke on April Fool Day's...its not a joke you white pieces of trash tried to kill a black man dead
So, Cal’s gotta work on his batting average. It doesn't matter how many home runs you hit, like 70-80, if your average is only .210, You know what I mean? Because if you're not reliable, they won't count on you when they need you.
That was the fastest Manny has ever ran to first base and look what happens when he does
>>154086928He has more hits than the two behind him.
get well very soon CB Bucknor you will be missed...
>Gnats
Blue jays lifelongs of 1 year thought they were starting the season 9-0 kek
Why do the Mets always get the Yankees' sloppy seconds>>154086927He din do nuffin'
WAKE UP METSIESWAKE UP!WE MUST WAKE UP METROPOLITANSWAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUP!
>>154086934Yeah, I get it. Man, I'm surprised Julio is not doing better because he showed a ton of promise when he first came in. As for Naylor, I mean, I've been watching him since he was on the Guardians, playing against the Yankees in the playoffs. You know, he was never a superstar. He's more of a team player, to be honest. You get what I mean? He's the kind of guy who keeps the team's spirits up and goes to bat for his clubhouse mates.
Another dub.
>>1540869413 free wins next though
which team does Mia Khalifa support?
Woo is the Mariners' only good pitcher.
Hello, I've only recently started watching baseball. Is wanting to kill yourself when your team is getting obliterated normal?
>>154086956Him and Castillo
>>154086960yes
>>154086960Yes. See: White Sox fans
do we have an update on CB Bucknor status
>>154086960My man dudes are actually wishing for players to be traded POSTHASTE if they even make a single error
I’m the mariners only good pitcher.
>>154086950We keep on winning don't we?
>>154086957It’s like these cucksox fans have never read the bible. God is testing their faith and they’re all failing. In the baseball rapture when everyone but the purest of papist white sox fans are culled, they’ll regret doubting the God Sox
>>154086983They lost 10-0 today and had only 3 hits.
polanco!
>>154086956>>154086963You guys changed fast as a fan base. Now you've got standards and everything.
>>154086983I don't think it's a fanbase matter anymore. The management just gargles balls.
>>154086945He hit almost .300 for the Mariners last year and he has 1 hit so far.
>>154086859is the Casino also gay?
>>154086987Job had literally nothing, lost all his money, his job, wife and kids, etc. and still recognized God was testing his faith. Cucksox fans can’t wait out a couple seasons of 100 losses without killing themselves and certainly will not be rewarded in this life nor the next.
Good teams:>Dodgers>Rangers>Braves>BrewersThe rest of the teams don't pass the eye test
>>154086870/we/ are going 81-81
Put Julio, Naylor, and Cal at the bottom of the lineup and have Cole, Raley, and Canzone replace them, holy shit.
>>154086999>couple seasonsIt's 4 seasons
>>154086983Is relocating to Nashville part of the test?
>>154087005Bullish.
>>154087012What does moving to nashville accomplish for Chicago white sox fans?
Fuck yeah DL Hall struck out the side.
pivetta, you're scaring me
cam on simian
>>154086988FAGGets kek be like that
wtf Padres scored in the first inning????
>>154087014Pitching is too good to be a losing team. Bats will wake up in 4 weeks but /we/ will be 8 games back by then
Roman finally hits a homerun
>>154087021What does moving to Vegas accomplish for Oakland fans?
red berds finna boutta gonna walk it off
<mest
i don't care for the mets offense.
Yes network sucks when compared to SNY
Thursday before the Easter long weekendnot totally happy that there's only 3 games tomorrow and whats this nonsense about postponing a game more than a day out from it?
>>154087041It killed them
>>154087048>not totally happy that there's only 3 games tomorrowit's a travel day
>burns challenge on a ball 2” off the plate on the 7th pitch of the game>throws it into center trying to catch a runner stealing>strikes out on a ball he would have hit 425 last year All in the first inningCal is having a historic regression
Where are all the fans in st Louis?
Mets may be losing but at least pride night 2 has been confirmed
>>154087034why do batters love jorking when they steal
>>154087042would
>>154087021itll be nashville blowing games, not chicago
>>154087055The Hex of Arozarena, I call it.
>>154087054yes but im not working so therefore there should be more games to watch if the universe was good
Devin Williams meltyUh oh stinky
>>154087055should've shook hands with Randy
>>154087069you're 40 years old and typing like a cartoon
ggs soxFirst sweep of the season
>>154087072you're 60 years old and typing like a faggot
Positively Judgian
Bros I thought the airbender was ELITEwhy aren’t they swinging at it?
>>154087075i'm 30 but congratulations on being a terminally online autist
Tick tock devin
>>154087055This was a known fact. There was no way in hell he was having another albatross of a season back-to-back. It’s going to hurt but he should stabilize as a pretty good hitter but not all-time great.
my mets...
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154087082kek he’s throwing it for a strike nowHit in 3…2…1…
>>154087047It must kill an egomaniac like Kay that the Mets announcers are so popular
>>154087069>>154087082>>154087087>>154087095Apologize
>>154087095good call you bitter fossil
>>154087065it's okay to admit you're a NEET, we all are
average edwin diaz appearance - er, wait I mean the new guy
>>154087115>we all arewe all most certainly are not. own your failures and work on solving them
>>154087115nah i work in tech, specifically ecomwork from home 5 days a week so I watch and post while I work
so… that was my second jays game…
Pivetta seems like a turboautist
bruihl messed up that rundown throwing too soon and letting semien go back towards third
>>154087130I DID warn the genny to bet on the Rockies btw. Literally free money
MEST KEK
THE ROCKIES HAVE 2 WINSIF A TEAM HAS 1 WIN THEY ARE NOT THE ROCKIES
Is this our first "All down by way of the K" of the season? Given our pitching so far this year, I'd bet it is...
save me francisco lindorfrancisco lindor save me
>>154087146And people actually have the gall to think the rockies are near white sox levels of bad.
>>154087036I don't care it's only the second series, they're reviving all the bullshit that kept them from going to the playoffs for 20+ years.
>>154087146>the rockies world series
>make some noise>mariners crowd dead silent
>>154087115Speak for yourself. It's my week off because it's spring break
>>154087165I CAN'T HEAR YOU MARINERS FANS
You like?
A SOTONIAN pop up
based crafty lefty
>>154087171>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>juan shitshow
Soto faggot lol
STOP FUCKING SWINGING YOU HITLESS SHITS AT LEAST WORK THE COUNT SOME
Bryce Johnson had a good start there, but that attempt to go home was not it
>>154087173Said that, LMAOOOO. He grabbed the 2 for $2.50 deal.
At least we were taking 3 balls before swinging at dogshit and grounding out. (this post could be directed at either the mets or mariners)
chimp soso
>>154087165lel
umps will force a strike over being raped by ABSowners will force a lockout over megacontracts2 new teams in expansion will steal YOUR TEAM'S best prospectit's all inevitableso what can be done to mitigate the gayness
>>154087184They all say the same thing against the next Pol Skeenz.
We got extras in the Gateway city
>>154087155kyle freeland is the biggest dawg in the league. being the frontline starter for colorado would break lesser men
Cubs win![vv]gg angels
Heil Schlittler
This lineup is so fucking useless can Brendan Flyover just play every position like Bugs please?
[vv] CUBS WIN!! gg ‘gels
nice swing fatty
wrigley is a meme park with that wind bullshitworse than even fenway
>mests
how's jizz spasms 50/50 tracking?
>Jizz Chasm
>jizzem
I really like myers so far
>>154087200>gapeway arse
>>154087236have some respect you ungroomed animal, you're down here in the 11th with us
>eleventh slurping
I am genuinely worried for the mental health and wellbeing of the ChiSoxbros.
>>154087251>messed up mindset of a trans person who's corrupt.
damn, theres only 2 good teams in the whole league
>>154087264Gill?
>roycroftit's over
Winn is excellent defensively. wow
>>154087265it's just baseball
>>154087274Yep, the Rockies and the White Sox!
>>154087274the marlins and who?
Msbros at what point do we admit Dan is a shitty manager and needs to be replaced
>>154087265They're fucked>>154086957
>>154087282Brewers
berds are about to give the mets a free donated win
>>154086957I hate this faggot so much. This new era of white sox fans are so soft, all they do is cry and they expect sympathy
>duke poopeyMariners thought it was gone
>>154087165They all know /we/ are getting shut out (again)
>>154087282astros and brewers
>>154087283I'd have loved it at any point last year but today's problems are all the lineup.
>>154087298Never underestimate the power of lolmets
a lighting bolt upon roycroft's head
>>154087300Can you really blame them though looking at the team and it's stats and records?
how roycroft still has a job is beyond me
los doyerpacos kek
We will all watch Twins v Royals later because it's the only game on
I can’t take it anymore
>>154087306Manager has to bear responsibility for his star players not being ready to play until mid April
>>154087282Rockies
Fermin's failed challenge makes him not challenge the obvious missed calls...
CMON METS!!! WIN FOR ARTEMIS II! WIN FOR AMERICA!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaJklsJonD4
>win for Rothenberg
>>154087274Dodgers and Yankees. MLB really needs a salary cap.
go baty go PLEASE
>>154087323He needs to sit their asses on the bench until they figure it out, it's $400 million dollars swinging and missing every at bat.
>>154087300They're the losers but not "lovable losers". Pretty tragic.
JJ WHETHERHOLT
>>154087323WBC is the great equalizer, all the best players won't get nearly enough ST time so will be shit for the first month
Is the April Fools gag that you can't post if you don't know tranime characters?
>Mest
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE LOL METS BITCH
LOLMETS
i want to kill myselft. Nats nigger
lolmets
holy fuck at least we arent the mets LMAO
BoSux lul
>>154087347i got the doll that breaks your neck from scp and the blue pigtail robot girl from that cartoon
Pivetta is dealing, but I understand if we're taking him out this inning. He's starting to miss the zone a lot and getting lucky.
mest moment
George is actually doing pretty good and it's why not tying with a leadoff double is such a fucking killer.
>failing to score a run in 2 innings of manfredballbrother
>>154087367Nevermind.
FAGGets kek!!!
Are my Padres finally back, or is Houser just shit?
I'm starting to get the feeling that the Mets could have a 6+ WAR player in every single position and we'd still be stuck in these scenarios somehow
What's with Grisham and loose pants ?Genuinely makes me mad
>>154087265maybe the new owner will move them somewhere less gay
i like the manfred runnerfor one thing it exposes these teams that are unable to move runners
>mets with 50+ RISP left on base already
mets/berds game is currently in the 9th circle of baseball hell
Somebody check on Frank
lmao even
kek Mest
BERDS WIN
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLELMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>M E S T S
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mets fucking
another season of anemic limpdick offense to start the yearthat's mets baseball
LMAO FUCK THE METSLMAO FUCK TGE METSLMAO FUCK THE METS
cant wait for frank's reaction to that dogshit bases loaded flop
>FAGGetsKEK
he got his casino..
>3 guys around the ball and no one gets itFucking kek
giantsissies need to fire this retarded dei manager already
yoshinobu yamamoto throwing today?
>>154087398SUCK!
FAGGets kek!
>three 1-0 slurpers on now
I guess .500 isn't the end of the world
nice run prevention, stearns
>>154086945Julio has always been awful for the first 40 games
right on cue. an absoutely >mest way to lose.
FAGGets kek!!!Around the horn!
>>154087415>>154087419>SEASON'S OVER
>mesthttps://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>>154087413We’ve been over this. 2-1 is the best baseball score
hot girlfriend means high confidence
GOLDY
>>154087425LMAOOOO
What happened with the Mets? I got an outage :(
It was already over but it's super over now.
It's game 6 and my tigers have given up
BOTH padres runs scored on first base errors lol
>>154087429What’s her name
>>154087425KEK
>>154087429stop diarrhea posting here 24/7 and you might find out what that feels like
Boone is manager of the year so far, lel
>>154087444gianna pettus
>>154087429trans but passing
Honestly, our rotation and bullpen has held up. People can blame Lovelady all they want, but he let up 1 run while eating up innings two days in a row. We just aren't scoring. Look at the way our bats played on day 1 compared to the last 5 games. The bats need to lock in. That's all.
>>154087429phwoar now thats a bird
>>154087429>coalburner
>>154087452>pettusi hardly know us
>letting a literal ancient skeleton hone run off you
>>154087475how could yoshi do this to the mariners?
He’s literally Cam Schlittler and he’s fucking amazing.
>>154087457Least gay cardinals fan
The strike zone is not 3 dimensional
>>154087499Neither are you
>>154087499It exists in time, checkmate
>>154087499its 1 dimensional, its in the zone or it isnt
>>154087499this but uniredditly
>>154087490Don't get too excited the Giants and Mariners are utter dogshit.
Fried/Cole/Schlittler/Rodon feels like the '90s Braves
>>154087490more like Cum Shitter
We have the boston Paul Skenes
Guardians are really gonna win the Central with a negative run differential for a second year in a row
>>154087490>pitching against the April mariners >in Seattle >on a cold, damp day He was good but he’s pitching on easy mode today
whats >your teams biggest concern this year?
>touching the tip of a corner is a strike
KILLA CAM
>>154087530Bullpen
>>154087526>pitching against the April Yankers>in Seattle>on a cold, damp day>losing Kek
>>154087530Cal’s massive regression and Julio being worthless until late May
>>154087536this feels like a problem for many
Okay, an actual run this time and not just errors lol
>>154087530Everything.
>>154087530/our/ plate discipline is horrendous dogshit at the moment, but long term we have too many holes in the bullpen
Need a dingler dinger here
GG tigs
>>154087541>CalZoomer Brady Anderson
sneks slurp a win
>losing a skubal game 1 - 0my tigers
If I'm woke what team do I support?
>>154086960yes. wanting to kill yourself when you're winning is also normal
>>154087575hi new tigers fan
>>154087578the white soxit'll make you go to sleep immediately
>>154087511Mariners are World Series favorites.
>>154087578morning alej
>>154087044how did he know
Boone can't help himselfMUST. GO. TO. BULL. PEN
>>154087578Mariners
lindor getting picked off cost the game
>>154087530all of the long contract signings not hitting the ball, getting older, and guaranteed to come back worse next season for the next 5 years
>>154087590Gotta see what this pen is made of
>>154087578The Mets. Jew owner, jew GM, Pride Night
>>154087578If you're just woke, then it would be the Mets. If you are obsessed with cock and are transitioning, then it would be the cubs
Are (you) watching NASA launch their moon mission and by proxy Houston getting another win?
>>154087499>>154087503gottemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmklenk
>>154087590Early in the year you’re not letting a young pitcher throw 100 on a cold day
>>154087572saved
>>154087599>>154087602According to stats 29 out of 30 teams do pride nights and have LGBT pride games though.
Fernando Cruz throwing dots
>>154087530
UMP DOWNUMP IN DISTRESS
>>154087587They're 3rd in the division at best.
>>154087604All this attention given to the moon mission makes it clear we never actually went to the moon
i just listened to the song of the summer and it was a lol mest voccaroo
>>154087590Your pen has given up 1 run this year.
>Naylor trying to heem the ump Extremely based
lot of white soxians crying in the genny but the red sox who were expected to do better and are also 1-5 are silent
>>154087590You’re playing Seattle anon it doesn’t matter. Save your elite arms.
>Braves won>Mets lostGood day
Ump looks like porky pig
What the actual fuck is happening with Judge? I haven't seen an unexplained falloff like this in a while
>>154087636kek nice captcha
>>154087632The 1-5 is a fluke small sample size for the Red Sox and when it's not April they will improve.
>>154087627>>154087634Yeah, but Schlittler looked ticked off and it's a road game. Why let him even start the inning and get 1 out
>>154087632The Red Sox don't have a run differential of -31
>>154087638team usa curse. if you're looking for a serious answer, i don't think anyone has one. do a swing analysis of his last few years to this season and see if you notice a diff
>>154087638Have you not seen Cal Raleigh this year It’s a cold, wet day in Seattle. Perfect pitching conditions. Air is heavy and the ball bites more
>>154087660It ain't just Team USA, Acuna has been ass so far this year too. WBC is a pox.
https://x.com/njtank99/status/2039457080868831271?s=46
>>154087666what the fuck are those trips what the fuck
judge should NOT have a single there
>>154087632curiousdidn't they say Crochet would elevate their team too?
>>154087530Tigers, lack of right handed hitters
Why didn’t you tell us Brendan flyover can’t play third That was error #4 though he’s only been charged with 2
>>154087666>666Cards confirmed devil magic to beat the Mets.They'll pay for that Ill gotten win with their souls.
A JUDGIAN contact single
>>154087530shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run. it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or may are on the hill.
>>154087666Why didn't he run after the ball sooner to catch it
>>154087676Skill issue, the Japanese players that were in WBC have been great so far.
>>154087530Only two good hitters
Another AB has been clinched
>>154087530>angelsshit farm, shit team, shit gm, shit owner>dodgersi don't think i'm allowed to voice concerns with this roster (but i want kwan on this team so much)
>>154087723>hoverhands
>>154087666I think he could've caught it standing
>>154087530None, it’s our year.
>>1540876666 outfielders on the team btw
>>154087666When the fentanyl hits
>>154087499>The strike zone is not 3 dimensionalcorrect, its 4d
>>154087741I worry this may be the case
>>154087752This
>>154087680wish he would have a stroke already
>>15408770321st in runs and 20th in rbis in the comp
The bottom of the order really puts the paid guys to shame.
>>154087725why dis nigga got a flux capacitor in his head
>>154087666>mest
>>154087680even better than I anticipated
>>154087760
>>154087803>>154087752what is he pointing at
damn, the mariners with bases loaded and 2 outs, wonder whats next, surely not a cow groundout
>Mets fail to score twice in extras and loseWe getting LOLMets already this year?
>>154087530>TigersSkubal and McGonigle can't win with these cats!
Cal humiliation ritual coming up. The final insult before a pathetic 9th.
>>154087666I automatically started hearing MEET THE METS in my head.
GRAND CALAMI
Dump watch
OAKLAND PADRES!
>>154087680>https://x.com/njtank99/status/2039457080868831271?s=46kek!
>cal already burned both challenges he’s striking out on something off the plate
CAL DID SOMETHING
Watched a “guess the restaurant from a close up photo of their chicken sandwich” video and went 5/5
stinkeestankeeyankee
>Stankees
>>154087866I say this Everyone says this
>>154087815Surely not, you were right.
>early season julio grim
based fat guy. fuck the yankees
>>154087530my Mets... heh... they just need time...
>>154087866stankeedoo 'em kek
You can't count on Julio this early man.
>>154087530we have the same offense as last year
>pooliogimp
>broken bat rbikinokinokino
Cal not hitting a grand slam is what will cost the Mariners.
At least Cal contributed. Silver lining
lo lol
>>154087530All the big bats being stone fucking cold.
I wonder if pitching coaches try to see if their guys can replicate famous pitches like Mariano Rivera's cutter
TOUCH MY BODY, TENDA
ben rice is pretty good aye
>getting riced in the pacific northwest
Rice is cooking
Fuck my chud life
RICED
RICE RICE BABY
This Stearns guy stuck it right up our rear end.
Cole cooked 'im! Why didn't the runner fucking hustle anyway?
>I wonduh who could have done something like that
Good call by the Yankees to bring in Criswell to close out the game.
https://x.com/PTI/status/2039457778062803282
How does Butto still have a job
which game are we watching?
>>154087982Doyers later
>>154087970This is why we lost.
>>154087986yeah I mean before then
>>154087970dunno who that Pablo fella is but he seems like a bit of a retardalso noticed how they said "how would you feel as a bettor?"
it's up!
>>154087996>the umpire, the refclosed the tab immediately when I heard that
>>154087970>https://x.com/PTI/status/2039457778062803282>OMG THIS IS SEISMIC it's literally fine, everyone was playing by the same rules, who cares you gay shit-stirrers
>>154087994Chicken sandwich contest! Name the restaurant. Winner gets all my (You)s.
the Padres winning might be the best april fools joke ever
>>154087986pls don't, the indians are embarassing
Jesus Bednar's changeup is disgusting
>>154087970>mainstream media sucking off the unionsTruly shocking
stinkees kek
Chadres on the moveOffense found their grooveTHAT'S WHAT'S IN!!!!
>>154088028I think his name is David: King of Israel. Jesus was a different guy.
>>154087970what does this mean for CB bucknors legacy?
Oh fuck did it hit him in the face?
>>1540880192 is KFC, 3 is Wendy'sothers are from restaurants only in america
Yams on the mound tonight!
>>154088046Grazed his right temple.
>>154088049Only one thing that you said was correct
>>154088038The Oklahoma Tornadoes, formerly known as the San Diego Padres.
>>154087970>an inch is an small amountthat's not what she said
bednar is a yankee, feels great
>>154088019McDsPopeyesWendysChik Fil AKFC
>Shitthebednar
>>154088057Good to know, thought it hit his eye when I saw him bend over>CanzoneThat hit was so fucking cartoonish lmao
>>154088008Be prepared for the media to go hard in the paint for ump and ref unions. They are all champagne socialists.
>>154088062not what I meant by on the move, fuwawa
>>154088038stick the the Angels
>>154088067Holy based. I kneel.
this young ab kinda tight doe
>all that for a flyout
>>154088080For real? Oh shit I was just fucking around.
>>154088086
>Jizz Jizzum Jizzior got picked off while playing with his one piece toys at first baseWhy was I not personally notified?
>>154088074It won't matter, every potential new owner candidate for the Padres wants to take the team out of California. I don't blame them, San Diego and state of California is expensive as fuck.
I KNOW Bednar CLENCHED his cheeks when he heard that crack
>>154088100https://youtube.com/shorts/iDeiA-xYo4U?si=FatA5s
>>154088052it's yams on the hill and i'm tired of you getting it wrong
>>154088080>>154088100For the record, I based my guesses on how they sliced the pickles.
gg Mariners. See you in August.
>>154088100Yes that was 100% correct
>>154088107>https://youtube.com/shorts/iDeiA-xYo4U?si=FatA5sFatties unite!
>>154088105no they don't lol. the league wouldn't allow it, and it'd be the most retarded business decision you could make for a team that'd be as expensive to buy as they are.
>>154088123>>154088107>si=FatA5s
>>154088131has an ump ever sharted from the shock of a facial?
>>154088123is arby's burger any good?
where's winky I want graphs
>>154088131kwab
>>154088067fat fuck
>>154088149>THAT’S ARBYSNo one has ever said these two words with such enthusiasm before
dadbros... we did it...
This team is unwatchable.>>154088149It's okay but not for the price.
>>154088127>league wouldn't allow itThe owners and league don't care if it makes them more money. The NFL didn't stop the Chargers from leaving San Diego. What do you think would make MLB not block the Padres from relocating?
>>154088160This is me. Feel stupid yet?
>>154088104lel. Why are they like this?
>>154088019just based on this image and not knowing which is which I'd say2 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 3
>>154087970ok but seriously, i wonder if this is about the calls in the yanks/mariners game last night where a few really nice breaking pitches were called strikes and reversed by abs. those have always been strikes to me and they just looked like nasty, perfect pitches.that said, they've been using this system in milb for over a year and i don't think it has to change. if the bottom of the strike zone moves up an inch its literally fine. just be consistent
>>154088160Lol I have been gaining weight cause I've been in a funk lately! Started cutting today. Only eating between 12-8, running 10 mile a week (3 days, 5k, average at 9 minute miles), circuit of 50 push ups, squats, pull ups and situps in 10 per set to start off.
Why was the Yankees-Mariners game a day game when both teams are off tomorrow?
>>154088169>The owners and league don't care if it makes them more money.it wouldn't. they would not trade the second highest attendance in the league on a longshot chance some team in Nashville or Okalahoma might catch on in 5 years. The A's only got to move because Oakland was already the lowest attendance in the league. It took the Chargers years of sabotage and allowing Qualcomm to become dilapidated and gross to make it happen.
>>154088202Trust me, they need that extra time off to adjust after travelt. former MLB player
>>154088169why are you people so fucking retarded. the padres HAVE A GREAT STADIUM AND GREAT ATTENDANCE. THEY ARE THE ONLY PRO SPORTS TEAM IN TOWN. BUYING THEM TO MOVE THEM WOULD BE RETARDED. IF SOMEONE WANTED TO BUY A TEAM TO MOVE THEY WOULD HAVE BOUGHT MINNESOTA LAST YEAR FOR MUCH LESS
>>154088206>It took the Chargers years of sabotage and allowing Qualcomm to become dilapidated and gross to make it happen.What do you think these new owners are gonna try doing?
>>154088190Why can't they just track one rectangle at the front of the plate and another at the back where it's been? Then the ball just needs to nick one of the two planes. Is the technology really not there?
>>154088202Travel day anon.
>>154088216Where could they move that would offer better support?
>>154088216Even when the Padres were shit, they were still upper average in attendance. Their fans would come no matter what lol. Hell, the Angels are in the same boat, they are fucking terrible and still are in the top 10 lol
>>154088202Yankees are flying 3000 miles and they lose 3 hours. They won’t get home until after midnight. East coasties cannot fathom how far away Seattle is
YOUR first place Yankers.
>>154088185based misunderstanding the prompt
>>154087530which players the doyers are trading for Skubal
>>1540880191 McDonald’s 2 Popeyes I think 3 Burger King? 4 chick fil a 5 no clue. Let’s guess Zaxby’s
What the hell is Seattle?
o kek please
during a strike, padres fans still paid to go to the Jack Murphy Stadium to PRETEND a game was happening and people think anything a new owner could do would somehow put the Padres in a low enough attendance rate to convince the league to let them move lol
>>154088239some flyover shithole I think
>>154088239a gigantic bathhouse in the pnw
>>154088239That place where sad but good music came for a decade
>>154088239Still trying to figure it out. I think it’s a place in Connecticut.
>>154088239a great place to fuck some ass and get your ass fucked
>>154088250What the hell is the pnw?
>>154088239Depressed
>>154088226I had an east coaster call me a liar once when I told him Portland Oregon is farther north than Portland Maine lol
pretty gay how the artemis ii launch commentator kept trying to make it sovl people really try to force sovl on everything these days
>>154088263it stands for "pussy not wanted" on account of all the ass-fucking that goes on in the region
>>154088272Can confirm Lived in the Seattle area after collegeAll the women I dated were artsy liberal types who were down for butt stuff Then Trump got elected and none of them would date a guy like me anymore lol
>>154088239only competitor with san franscisco for fag capital of the world
>>154088267Nah that's not true, that wouldn't make sense
>>154088239He's the Chief of the Duwamish and Suquamish
rate my picks
>>154088210>THEY ARE THE ONLY PRO SPORTS TEAM IN TOWN. San Diego Wave and >BUYING THEM TO MOVE THEM WOULD BE RETARDEDConsider it a long term investment
>>154088239Juan De Fuca my ass?
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>>154088292>player props The sports book thanks you for your donation.
>>154088292>guardians>only 6 strikeoutsayy
>>154088292>parlayyou're a retard, enjoy being poor
>>154088149stick with the roast beef
>>154088239A miserable pile of misery.
