T.C. Bear Edition
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>doyers beat canada as foreplay for the olympics>america wins the olympics and btfos canada and foreigners in general>doyers collapseeverything falls into place :)
this team won the WS last year?
Royles leagueRoyles general
KEK Doggies
dodgers
>tanner faggot blowing itkek, it’s kino!
Why did they take out Klein?
Does anyone care we're using the robot thread? I think everyone is in agreement the flag is a robot at this point right?
>what if I throw 4 strikes in a rowwhat the fuck is tanner scotts problem dude.
>>154089805Fund em'!
>>154089810kek it does seem that way
>>154089808he walked two and got bailed out
>>154089805no…NO!!!
What are the Minnesota Twins like? Are they a good team?
This site rips on reddit for being full of smug dunning-kruger types but you lot are always confidently wrong lol. Literally two sides of the same coin >>154088411
Are the Braves gonna be a good team this year?
>>154089810Im still waiting for peruGPT to post a timestamped pic
>>154089828Yes they're very good. Minnesota teams get a lot of hate because of all their success in baseball, football, hockey, and basketball. People are sick of watching trophies go to Minnesota
>>154089834They are a top 5 team right now
>>154089830the bet gimmick was decent bait until you tried to put math into it
COMMON ROYLES HOMER
>Williams outlet's see if the bullpen can back him up
>>154089834pribably not. there are only 2 good teams this year
>>154089853it really can't. if we win, give the SV to Ramirez
Doyerpacos thought it was gone kek
>>154089810He’s scraping your data as we speak and emailing it to the elites so they can model a shitposting baseball thread on the Space Israel 3000 that they can interact with
>>154089854Ok who
you lost eternally retard
Your team is 5-1, right bros?
>>154089868At least it's for a good cause.
>fundies upset cram it, fundies!
>>154089870Let’s give JigC his due
>>154089879no... :(
>>154089879no my team sucks
>>154089869weve decided as a thread that the WS is marlins vs rangers
>>1540898794-2
>>154089869brewers and stros
damn Potheads getting some hits
>>154089879Spiritually, yes. Mathematically well…
>Dodgers Mets FridayOh man I'm looking forward to that
>>154089879We're 3-4 but Cal finally started hitting a little so maybe there's some hope
are the guardians really going to blow it now
>Pages is the best dodger by a country mile
It's gonna be a Rangers vs Astros ALCS again
>>154089869Mets White Sox
>>154089879wins against the whitesox dont count as real wins
>Joe Ryan got shelledScuba KeK!
Surely the Guardians don't choke?
the fuck happened here?
>>154089850NTA but he took basically the largest ML number LA will have all year and applied it to every game. Their true average moneyline is closer to -180, he's claiming almost -300
>poop crap ass on the bump kek!
>the cope ABS
>call is confirmed
desperate challenge
>>154089908I hope so
>>154089922They played while it was raining and Twins pitcher couldn't handle it
You guys are sleeping on the Roylels imoThat's a serious team this year
if ohtani doesn't homer or double here he's washed
FREELAND WHAT ARE YOU DOING BRO THAT'S A STRIKEYOU GOTTA DEFEND YOUR PLATE!
>>154089935I was told not to bring the Royals up for fear of provoking a seething Chiefs fanbut I agree
>>154089879>>154089901Casey Legumina is out best reliever it's never been more over.
>>154089920incapable of choking. team either overperforms, or it loses
>>154089918Gay gay cuckholt > Poop crap ass
Ktani
>>154089935We're so reliably shit that nobody is going to rate us unless we're actually in the WSI don't blame anyone, we don't deserve any respect
RISPdgers
Blohtani...
>Ohtranny Kekini
0-3tani
ohtanibros.....
>>154089935Roylels Rookies World Series. You heard it here first.
StriketaniMan that was a nervous inning
KEKSabrowski was like, "that's it?" lmao
send him to triple Ano im serious
>>154089958scuba kek, da jooz! Da coobz!
>>154089954>chefs
OPEN YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING CHINK
>>154089987horrifying kek
>choketani
>>154089900Could be kino
known bigot blake treinen
>>154089987>kershit
>>154090000checked but disagreed
>>154090000Checked
>>154089954Pretty sure he killed himself after Mahomes got his ankle snapped and didn’t make the playoffs Chief fans on /nfl/ needed culling
>>154089988lead poisoning: the post
>>154089900One of the only times I will root for the Dodgers. Fuck the Mets.
>>154090009TIL Chadgarner didn't just pitch
>>154089954You weren’t here for ERG’s heyday huh?
>>154090019kek. scuba that is. scuba kek! da kek!
>>154090017Imagine rooting for the team that is the beneficiary of the most obvious sports rigging scheme in history Jesus
>cubes
>>154090000scuba checked. kek!
>doyers losing to leadheadso kek
We don't talk about the NFL in /mlb/ or /hoc/I'm sure you can figure out whyThanks
>>154090022Let’s delete this one.
>naylori hardly know her
>>154090009HE HITS IT HIGH...
>>154090025Once upon a time, pitchers had to hit.
>>154090053you cant fool methat pitcher is a greenscreen actor
>>154090049YOU SUCK
>>154090049*splat*
>>154090049I don’t get it
>>154090049*wilhelm scream*
>>154090041because it's cringe?
>>154090049
Ummm meth head bros... Comeback?
The 60 million dollar flyout.
is Tucker a bust?
these guys are bums.
are the royals not trying or is their bullpen this fucking awful
remember when mookie got sick in japan last year because they didnt have grape koolaid and he was forced to drink the water
I need Timmy dick
FREDDIE :)
fweddie :/
>>154090110Royals don't have the pitching depth to be a serious team
NOT SO FAST GUARDIANS
freddie with the garbage time homer
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL IT'S FUCKING OVERFREDDIE FREEMAN GOES DEEP
>>154090110Not trying. We're up 8. Keep your actual pitchers freshIt's risky tho
>>154090113He used a corked bat last year, but had to ditch it 'cause it was too obvious. Even though he gave it up, he still managed to hit big when it counted.
Freddie goes deep in my bussy
So what's gonna happen to the Dodgers kn like fifteen years when theure having to pay a dozen Bobby Bonillas in addition to their actual roster
kek seeth ya BITCHES!!!!
has progress been made or does he have to get another shirt airbrushed?
Timmy :)
kek, doggies
gg guardies
Good series guards
CLEVELAND WINS!ggs doyers, put those bats in the hot water cabinet over the travel day
>>154089879Go Yankees.
>will flyover
alright the dodgers lost too, COPE SECURED, were back
Dodgers suck
>named outman>strikes out
at least my mariners didn't lose the series against the gords
>Outman>strikes out
My cope is they would've won if the game started at 5:10 instead of 5:20
>>154090133the US dollar will be 1/10th its current value
StrikeoutJames Outman called out on strikes.2 Outs
AHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GET THE FUCK OUT FO HERE HAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAH
bats need to wake up. yamamoto needs to lock in.gg injuns. see you next year
Arias is not supposed to homer. Schneeman turned a groundball into a run.weird game but i'll take it
gs gourdsgl this season
>>154090165fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
I demand someone explain the Naylor joke!
Knowing ball is me celebrating if my team has a winning record after six games and saying “it’s only April” if they don’t.
>challenge nothing>winrespect your refs
True ball is being 3rd in the league and still having a breakdown when your team loses.
>>154090165now im pissed!
>>154090175this but unironically
>4 games tomorrowWeak
>>154090192I was being unironic ;)
Bo Jackson also played Major League Baseball
>13This is the perfect number. Stop scoring
>>154090173is this a sonic character
GGs Cleveland, good luck out thereDoyers are on to Washington D.C.
>>154089770is he related to clark the cub?
you lost
>>154090193one of them got postponed on account of humiliation avoidance
for me, it's avoision
>forgot how to befriend the wolves in Metal Gear Solid so I had to shoot them:(
I won
>>154090161there won't be a "next year" you dumb bastard
>>154090246>t. Netandyoohoo
>Doggie doos lost to shitland
>>154090267Our entire season, just like the last two years, will come down to whether or not our top 5 pitching staff can bail out our bottom 5 offense made up of Ramirez, Kwan, and a bunch of high schoolers for 162 games.
Uhh Royalsisters...we still got this right?
>>154090293What about that pesky rookie?
>>154090297Quiet
>>154090293try top 10 and bottom 3
>Dodgers were -215 tonightYou guys were right. You shouldn't fade the Dodgers. It's terrible betting strategy. I'm a fake sharp and a retard. I should be going 4-2, hitting at a 67% rate and being down -0.46 units like all of the cool square bettors.
>>154090303made of glass
>Twinsissies start getting dangerous>Based Royles simply shut off the stadium lightsKek
>>154090196source?
>>154090303He injured himself 5 games into the season, I'll hold my breath. Even if he is making it look easy so far.
>>154090326It’s literally me I’m the guy in the post.
The two GOATs
they really want to finish this royals gamefield is drenched
my twinkie bears ):
Common Royles W!
gn
yay!
That is why every MLB stadium needs a roof
good series indians i was drivin'
>>154090377Gn
>>154090389The future is dome
>>154090389>>154090419>late night rain kino is ..le bad!
154090311(You)
>not even 8:30 (18:30) PM>no baseball
>>154090377I hope you get raped in your dreams
ragsbros or anybody who's been to dfw?
Domechads got em seething again
>mets suck yet againCould've been a Yankees fan but NO my father has to like the fucking Mets
>>154090406April fools. Hahahah I was actually wishing you a good night faggot. Hahahaha
Athletes Red Sox and white Sox all at 1-5 Which ones gonna be the worst this year (also including the twins which probably will be 1-5)
>>154090438that last play with the dropped catch made me winceJints tomorrow though, hopefully they can take that series at least
>>154090443White Sox and its not even close. Twins will be bad, As and red Sox will improve as the year goes on. White Sox will be even worse than ever
>>154090424Passive aggressive woman behavior.Take the L with some dignity
tim neverett on asking rick monday about returning to montreal in 1982 after beating them in the NLCS>the exact words were..... "get in the back" and they sent us to immigration>something something but i liked it because they were rooting for their team!
>>154090446You want an m&m?
>>154090438FAGGets kek!
>>154090468I'm stuffed x
>>154090467has strenuously the US- Canada border is enforced is arbitrary bullshit. I've been waved through with barely a second glance. Twice I was detained and interrogated for over an hour plus when absolutely nothing was going on in the news. they're a bunch of fucking faggots a lot of the time for absolutely no reason.
Ohtranny blew out his wrist
Brewers and Marlins are the most complete elite looking teams so far out of the entire league. Both are from the NL.Coincidence, I think not ALfags?
>>154090438At least he's used to disappointment
>>154090577>rooting for an entire leaguedisgusting /nba/tier behavior I won't even acknowledge your digits
>>154090483No seriously! You should have an m&m! They’re really good!
>>154090446very unathletic dive! knees got caught in the ground!
I’m not buying into the brewers. They were pretty last year too
>>154090596they were pretty what?
>>154090596They’ll win 98 games and lose in the NLCS
>>154090619Pretty cute. Id suck everyone of their cocks
>>154090620Oops. NLDS*
>>154090627*shakes fist*TIMMMMYY
>>154090627I know youre a cubs fan but have some dignity, that's a division rival
