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knights are back
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>>154099368I hate the avies and muh softpusy faggots. Simple as.
Yeah I quoted the opOh well don't give a fuck lmao
>>154099382gary's death ray accidentally went off
>>>accidentally
Why didn't anybody tell me that it was Kopitar Legacy Night?
Golden Torts is 2-0
lames status:>marner hattie>sharter farted
>>154099380>>154099416the coaching change was a great call
>>154099426they barely beat two disabled children masquerading as hockey teams
Say it with me: Mitch Marner, 1C
>>154099433>if you win you loseno milly
>>154099436george mcphee said he's the second best center in the league earlier and won't be moving back to wing.
>>154099436this is one of the funniest parts of the whole story imohe played center in juniors didn't he?
Kings bros we can't afford to lose this game
>>154099433Didn't you just lose to Nuckies, Nordiqueef?
>>154099436>>154099445Did anyone else think eichel looked better as a winger?
>>154099335yep>>154099346I quit playing hockey at 15. I had a better chance at playing at higher level in soccer. I also didn't play for the big team, but in a smaller "village". Our home ice was an outdoor rink.My hometown team didn't started a real youth hockey initiative until the ones who were born in 1991 was starting to play real hockey, mainly because Tim Erixon's dad Janne Erixon, who is an ex-NHLer. The idea was that they trained hard off the ice at a young age and 6-7 times per week on ice. I remember many people being upset at the time because they thought that kids hockey was suppose to be for fun and not for creating good hockey players. But since then the team has been pumping out NHLers and draft picks almost every year, a town that has 35.000 inhabitants, so they were right.
KINGS GAWWWWLLLLLL
>>154099436say it with me: Mitch Marner, C
OH NO NO SHORKS FAGS ITS'S GOING TO GARYTIME
bouchard had 6pts one random night btw.marner is still a lower level elite.
>>154099368Shorkbros...are the dark days over?
Kongs tied. What a joke.
holy smokes I just realized that there have been ZERO overtime games thus farthis one probably will be though
>>154099468Say it with me: Mitch Marner, PEE
Jim Fox called that shit 5 minutes ago. Gary isn't gonna be happy he leaked the script
/hoc/ still sleeping on my sharkies and Hart trophy LOCK macklin GOATebrini
>laughton scores againits not funny anymore
juicy saros
>>154099469This is fucking collusion.Kopitar is trying to twist the knife one last time before he hits the road.
>>154099470the bouche is an 1A defenseman and I'm tired of pretending he's not
kongs i kneel
>>154099491he's probably going to win the norris this year because he has a trillion points for some reason
LEAFS ELIMINATION DAY
>>154099484No matter who wins this preds/kings slopfest the sharks are still out of a playoff spot
>>154099505it would be ideal for the sharks if the preds won howeverthoughbeit
>>154099504
the bunnies crave Big Boeser Cock
heading to fire mountain to get some sort of braces to pick up the stone to enter the earth temple
Will DJ Smith be the Kangz head coach next season if they make the playoffs?
HUGE pp for the kangzHUGE
Geez just heard the news. Looks like the knights are winning the Kup.
>>154099522I hope not. Hire Jay Woodcroft for the rebuild. He did a great job in Bakersfield developing the current Edmonton team
>laffs
i am just in awe at the kangs ability to create the most reliably dogshit slop games
it's the flames broit's the canucks broit's the leafs bro
Kangz heard that the Sharks won and are a point above them now they MAD
>>154099550it's the Will Farrell effect
>>154099550How the fuck do LAbros watch this shit on the regular
Just leaving T-MobileSome real annoying flamefags tonight, they are usually alrightThey left shortly after the 4th VGK thank god. I did not see angry Torts on the bench unfortunately.Also McCrimmon and Foley were at the game in their private box. McC probably had his butthole clenched during the first 2 periods while Foley was watching
>>154099565>Latinx>watching hockey
>>154099550>4-4>dogshitBro there have been 62 shots in this game WTF are you talking about
you scream i scream we all scream for Gary
>>154099565Kings and Ducks swapped places for the season >that's Hollywood, babe
>>154099567>Some real annoying flamefags tonight, they are usually alrightqrd? there were basically no vancouver fans there on monday or cappies two days before that
>>154099565>OH LAWDY DEM KANGS
>>154099570You realize the majority of the Kings fanbase are rich white guys right? Are you one of those retards who never leaves his house and relies on the (((media))) to tell him his to think and feel?
>get 5 points>isn't even the 3rd star of the game
>>154099583Obnoxiously fucking loud about random shit not even related to the hockey game. Wasn't even drunk, just fucking retarded.
>>154099565>3-0 comebackRetard
>>154099593struck a nerve, jose?
>>154099605Were you there for the dallas game where the stars fans booed the kids on the zambonis
>>154099617I want to hear this story kek
>>154099605>Albertans>Wasn't even drunk, just fucking retarded.checks out
>>154099622thats pretty much the whole story, one drunk guy started booing a kid who stuck his tongue out at them and then the whole section of them booed
>>154099609Taco Taco burrito you fat mother fucker
G A R Y T I M Efuck
>>154099600gary manipulates the 3 stars for sports betting purposes
>>154099617No I wasn't, that's fucked, hope he got raped>>154099624Kek
>>154099476kek here we go!
GO KONGS GO
eating a smoke turkey and cheeze whiz sandwhich
>still had a Gary Time ending You're a selfish son of a bitch, Garth... dramatic, even
>>154099629I bet this was that drunk guy
I’ll be spending my precious week of unemployment hatewatching your favorite teams. Namaste.
most magnetized posts in the history of gary magnetizing the posts
>>154099672Wow that sucks i do that every week of unemployment
GARY SLOP GARY SLOP GARY SLOP
>a garyoutFuck this
you should be thanking Gary for giving an OT/shootout before tomorrows 2 game schedule
GARYOUTYAAAAAAAAAY>yay, /hoc/... yay
if Kopitar wins it in the shootout that would be the cherry on top of this shit sandwich known as the universe
>two in the fucking morning
probably this is the most useless hockey game in the history of the universe
a player should try clapping it from center ice
>>154099206That's just skating and sprinting in general. Not sure what the picture of diapers is supposed to indicate though. Those aren't their butts!
>>154099717Just shut the fuck up already you negative friendless loser. Nobody is forcing you to watch
>>154099707welp.....
stamkos is THE definition of a washed unc
Are one of these shit planning to score?
This is some classic west coast hockey
They get paid millions to put a puck in a net and can't even do that
goalies aren't biting they might as well be mouthless
>>154099752So are the guys stopping the shots
slopdown was cancelled
>nashville winsWho gives a fuck. The real KWAB is San Jose.
>Kongs My Sharks are IN
>>154099752JLMI
Great game. Thank you Gary for giving me a fun game before bed. Even if we lost at least we came back for the point. Go Kings Go Goodnight Gary
>sign of the cross >immediately wins shootouti kneel
WHAT ARE THESE RETARDS DOING
>>154099762>KWAB for not only turning around a dumpster fire rebuild into a playoff push but winning 4 in a rownonsensical post
>>154099767Remember to tune in tonorrow!!
>>154099777checked
My habsies :^)
>>154099777Remember you fucking suck at hockey!
>>154099770>first name is luke, same name as one of the apostles>last name is similar to evangelicalit was gods will
>>154099775The Kings are trash without Celeberini. In fact they are trash with Celebrini too.
>>154099786
shut the fuck UP
if gary started the playoffs this very second this is what would happen
>>154099798would be really funny to see sj end up facing a pacific team in the western final
>>154099798Colorado in 16
>>154099798The Avs would anally annihilate the Sharks
>>154099800pillowfight pacific chads would finally get the respect we deserve
>Marner scores a hatty on the same day as Leafs Elimination DayCan't make this shit up
>>154099733And Marchessault too lmaoFucking washed, VGK made the right call in kicking him to the curb
>>154099820hes found a new daddy in torts who loves him so hes playing great
if you lose, you actually sort of also win
>>154099851>Muh Jews>Been getting ass raped by Castro's bastard, Indians and Pakis that rape your kids, and Winnie the Poo jacking up your tradeYou ain't in a much better spot kiddo
>>154099851>>154099784>>154099857bros give it a rest
going to wait another 40 minutes to drop my midnight marner
wait a minute - nobody told me this about sean higgins before!
A mere 11 characters left to level up Injustice 2. I can't wait to start playing MK11 again. I will binge all the Mortal Kombat movies.
>>154099857>rape rape rape rape Your fixation on anal sex and extreme homosexuality is due intestinal parasites. Please look in to anthelmintic medications
>>154099862Right on time for real poocific hours
I'm gonna go have a smoke, everyone better be getting along when I get back
i wonder how much of a points gap demidov and sennecke need to get the calder over schaefer, due to him being a dman
>>154099855So many Gary points it's ridiculous
>>154099907obsessing over us is all that one fella has going on in his life lol
>>154099916i hope they get 1 more so they can say they have 10 wins worth of losses
>>154099909Schaefer is not winning shit after the Islanders miss the playoffs.
>>154099907I always get along with my /hoc/ frens, I just don't always post
>>154099942
homos out. Wrestlechads in.
>>154099962
didney
>>154099962Those are the same group of people
So what we thinking about Mitchy and Torts?
I wonder if Macklin will come back next year having grown a set of abs.
>>154100041match made in heaven
>>154100128a mitch made in heaven
>>154100093he'll have plenty of time to hit the gym with his hockey season ending so early :]
>>154100093You sound very gay
If Caulfied wins the Rocket Richard trophy it will be the first time a Habs player has won it since Rocket Richard
>>154100168Rocket Richard never won the rocket Richard trophy
>>154100154
>>154100178Next thing you're going to tell me is Lord Stanley never won the Lord Stanley
If Caufield wins the Rocket I will lick a toilet.
>>154100193Yeah
>>154099851>Thinks he doesn't have a ZOGYou're the most cucked state on earth. At least we're rich and good at everything we do, especially hockey
business idea: leave garypoints in but if one or both teams holding a wild card spot has a sub .500 win record they can be replaced by a crossover team. this year for instance utah holds their spot but 36-38 san jose gets replaced by 40-35 9th in the east detroit
>>154100245That doesn't sound like it will grow the game
>>154100245It should be 3 for regulation win, 2 for overtime, 1 for OTL. If the Kings had just an average overtime record they'd be first in their division playing at home in the first round
>>154100245Ive been saying this should be a rule in all sports. You had NFL division winners with a .500 record before. Should be more than just .500 though, like maybe if less than .600 then there should be a cross-over team with a better record that makes playoffs.
>>154100257it should be 1 for winning a game and zero for losing a game.
>>154100257Does there need to be a loser point at all? I thought that was just to placate people who liked the tie system. Overtime exists because they decided every game had to have a winner.
>>154100254last year wouldve seen calgary crossing over to play washington round one. 24 sees st louis taking on the rangers also in the east while the 39 win islanders retain one of the three metropolitan seeds. 23 and 22 remain untouched. i think it could work
>>154100245>>154100268It doesn't work because it's very unbalanced scheduling. At least in the West you play each other more often. Just because a team has less points than those in the East doesn't mean there worse. Keep the conferences separate and if you want to make the playoffs earn it by being better than 8 other teams on your side of the bracket
Gary has entered the chat
>>154100297>St Gary has bestowed his greatness upon usI love Gary simply because he makes Can'tnadians and chuds seeeeethe
>>154100292do teams in the west play 84 games now? are eastern teams playing shl teams? did i miss something?
>>154100312I remember my first time watching Garypuck
>>154099760was hampage tranny btw the knights won marner got a hat trick
>>154099962>Wrestlechads inbased
>>154100337the knights should sign spencer knight
Will there ever be a more based run than the 2014 LA Kings? That shit was magical
>>154100373asterisk run im afraid
>>154100381
>>154100292it's not about being worse. It's about at least having a decent winning record to warrant a playoff spot. No team should get in with a .500 record.
kinda like how in 2004 it was no goal
>>154100423True flames won many people are saying this
>>154100427yeah I hate the flames and I am a huge 2004 flames won conspiracy theorist
>>154100420Then you remember the Seahawks beating the Saints in the playoffs convincingly. I don't think you understand what an unbalanced schedule is. Your record isn't indicative of how good your team is in modern sports. You remember when Columbus eliminated Tampa Bay? Kings eliminated San Jose? If NHL had balanced scheduling like EPL then you can do this idea, but you wouldn't need playoffs at that point since the season would be one giant 62 game playoffhttps://youtu.be/nt0jAa6alUc?si=ilFdtAs6nUAqUiVX
>>154100381Now show us a better angle you disingenuous jewCanada was a fucking mistake
>>154100478why did you type this out
>>154100478bud has returned kek
here's my gary impression:>i hate fridays!
>>154100478>This video contains content from NFL, who has blocked it from display on this website or applicationkek, the NFL is the wealthiest sports league and they still demand you watch on youtube so they can collect their ad revenue. What a joke.
>>154099563Is Elf a good comedy movie? He references it every single fucking time I see him
>>154100630There are many better movies to watch at Christmas before Elf.
>>154100643Weird that he references Elf and not Talladega Nights, which I watched and found to be pretty good for a comedy.I guess Ferrell was just the lead in Talladega, and in Elf he produced/wrote or some shit?
>>154100647I think Elf is just much more recognizable whereas his other characters just look like a person. Elf is a costume that an insecure attention whore who needs to be in the spotlight at all times would wear
>>154100647Idk all his movie are the same
>>154100662kek wtf I gotta watch this
>>154100665Yeah I knew you'd get a kick out of it ;)
>>154100667too soon man
>>154100643my dad fucking loves elf and i thought it was cool 20 years ago when i loved zooey d but now i get sick of it
>>154100674You guys should watch Fred Clause. Rachel Weisz is much more attractive than Zooey. But the Santa Claus movie starring Tim Allen are still the best.
I always forget that the Krakens are a team. They feel so soulless and generic.. At least Vegas has the whole lmao corrupt casino bet scam thing going for them. Are they the new Blue Jackets?
>>154100710>lmao corrupt casino bet scam thingwtf
>>154100816ain't you ever seen the casino movie starring robert duvall?
>>154100911no
got the earth temple, that's it for today
>>154100911it's robert de niro, retard.
>>154101029idk what this means but good job
why doesnt gary grow the game by playing games from 6-am to 12-am all day on a holiday like today? 6 -8 games inna row thats literally only half the league. who else is playing today? baseball doesnt matter for 100 more games. nba is full of sinners. good friday could be nhl playoff push annual event if they just werent run by some semitic fuckin dweeb
>>154101242Cool it chud
>>154101242who is gonna attend a game at 6am
>>154101618old people who don't feel like mallwalking at the crack if dawn might. i would love to go to a game a 6am, special start to the day. get up early, get some breakfast and coffee, dress warm and cozy up in the mostly-empty arena. sadly I'm too much of a lusch on weekends and holidays and it'll never happen
I think the Panthers could really hit it big this year
>>154101688at the draft?
can i afford to live in finland on $1800 a month?
