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mariners
Nick Kurtz
R E D SEDS
>>154106535and there it is
How's your Friday night going?
>White Sox 2-5>Cubs 3-4What is wrong with Chicago?
>>154106544Naruto is still popular? The manga and the anime ended over a decade ago, I thought people watched Boruto, but apparently that ended a couple of years ago as well.
>>154106548great, just fixed my overheating cpu and am ready to spice up the night with baseball and a sparkling wa
i was going to make nu but you guys are rude to canadians so i didn't
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
>>154106548Not too bad. My team won today and I got some work done.
>>154106559Retard
>>154106544>sizing subject to availabilitythe only sizes you need are 3XL and xtra small
cubsisters... not again...
sneks
>>154106574 I'm a girl and don't really mind guys that do this .
MY dogshit team :)
This national anthem singer at the Angels-Mariners game is doing way too much dial it back
>>154106584>I'm a girl
>>154106593how much melanin do they have
>>154106593as always the production quality is top notch from ArteBut ofc some woman will make it all about herself
>>154106593Someone fucked up the timing of the flyover somewhere in the mix.
I bet Bo Bichette to hit 1+HR. How fucked am I?
doggie doos
>>154106584will you be my wife?
>>154106611jump off your nearest bridge
>>154106611he wont hit one in the entire month of april
>>154106611your double dubs bode well x
>>154106601She's some fat white lady. She took multiple long pauses then really drawn out wavering notes it was very over the top
>apple tv
anybody got a stream with the mariners feed? everything is just the angels
>have to watch the anals or a'ss because of apple heshe+
>>154106623yea recently got me MLB TV subby and saw that bollocksnot impressed
I love science, nintendo and the 'ners
>>154106626KWAB
>>154106626Angels have a quality broadcast team. Just watch that.
>chris chinwalker
wayne's forehead has grown in the off season
>>154106593Lmao those jets being late fucked her hardhttps://x.com/i/status/2040247185321889886
>>154106628Welcome aboard fella
>>154106614Anything for my /mlb/ros
>>154106628>buy MLB TV>they outsource to AppleTV>ADS, ADS EVERYWHEREWTF IS THIS SHIT
Yankees.
>From around 10,000 BC to the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, fertility rates around the world were high by 21st-century standards, ranging from 4.5 to 7.5 children per woman.[3]76-77,.[2]>The onset of the Industrial Revolution around the year 1800 brought about what has come to be called the demographic transition. This eventually led to a long-term decline in TFR in every region of the world that has continued in the 21st century.How to make more people?
>>154106659Bomb ourselves to the stone age
>>154106659Import stone age people
>>154106626Angie's on the broadcast today, so you're better off with the Angels cast.
>>154106626Get a cable dummy.
manfred didn't actually say that
>>154106659Legalize it.
>>154106648yea Apple broadcasts are sterile and soulless>>154106645care to explain this, Rob?
>>154106659work from home
>lefty hitter extrordinare rob refsneeder>no hits against lefties
>>154106682Legalize what?
>Gwen Stefani at the gameLETS GO
>big slumper
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/71713aa5-4f66-49fd-bfaf-e8f425504868
>>154106662I'm 28 and while I'm not outright balding like this, my hair is noticeably thinning. Shit is a nightmare I just shave my head now.
I'm feeling good Metsbros. Nolan will deliver us from this cold streak. THIS IS WHERE WE TURN IT AROUND!
>>154106710I think that's what I would do if I started thinning too badno point delaying the inevitable
another 1 2 3 outing for my mariners
>>154106716It legit looks so much better than just trying to hang onto it. Bald is better than balding 100%
Does the MLB have Spanish streams? I wonder who's comments in that case.
fucking nick kurtz arent good for anything
>>154106726bumblebee man
>>154106714based x
>>154106726Idk if all teams have Spanish radio broadcasts, but all the California teams do and so do the East coast ones iirc.And all the playoff games have a Spanish broadcast too. Nelson Cruz is on those a lot.
would it be in poor taste to get a nick kurtz jersey? i mean having "nick kurtz" on the back not just kurtz
FUCK you Trout take yer base
>Buzz Trout's head on the first pitch>Nail him in the shoulder on the nextIf it wasn't so early in the season that's a mound charge.
BOOOOOOO
>trying to injure a man made of glassFUCK YOU LEARN TO PITCH YOU FAGGOTFUCK THE MARINERSFUCK THE CITY OF SEATTLE
I'm watching Mets vs Giants because, as a gay man, they are my favorite teams.
let's... go... mets....
>>154106732>¡Ay Dios mio!
Who is he praying to?
>>154106740Thanks for the info. Do you listen to the Spanish broadcasts too or you prefer to listen to them in Spanish?
I'm sooooooooo happy JP is back at shortstop bros.
>>154106659By killing more people
>>154106760his bookie
>white infielders
>murdering the anglels only relevant player in week 1savage move by woo
>>154106763I listen to them in English most of the time. My dad speaks Spanish so sometimes I'll listen to those with him or put on the Spanish broadcast for playoff games
>>154106760the little buddha on the counter of the chinese restaurant
EL SE HA IDO
Josh is still swinging at everything.
watching the metsanything could happen!
>>154106792And on cue Randy gets a 4 pitch walk. Just stop swinging retards!
LETS GO BO
the giants dont have particularly good pitching
beautiful start!
bailando bailando
>>154106808you probably know this but you can change which broadcast youre watching on mlb.tvmets game by default plays the giants broadcast but check the video options
>>154106826yea it's the best feature along with splitscreen x
Hi everyone. Let's go mest
JP made good contact so he's automatically better than cal/julio/josh right now.
it's a fight at the bat rack kind of night
שלום, ניו יורק mets
Detmers is very effective
>>154106840these sticks couldnt even carry the groceries innot mother material at all
i’m just happy everyone’s back together again
>>154106844M's can't hit lefties.
>>154106780Cool, do you know Spanish too? Knowing two languages it's always useful
*gulp*
umpy already copping it a bit here
>>154106852Yeah my family is Mexican, I speak Spanish fluently.
ump got it right
As a grandpa yelling at kids to get off my lawn regarding the ghost runner or universal DH, I really really like the ABS. It’s quick. If it dragged like an NFL challenge of a catch being complete I would hate it.
>>154106838Hello, friend
>>154106865does that grandpa bussy want this zoomer dick?
Stearns is so fucking stupid calling up Benge and his 80% groundball rate out of Spring Training it genuinely infuriates me how he’s supposed to be the smart guy and does all this stupid shit.
uh, soto??
not a bad start but also not a great one. boneheaded hesitation by Robert cost a run, Baty grounded into a dp with the bases loaded no outs, and Benge went down on 3we just keep fucking up the fundamentals
What's wrong with Soto
I don't like the ABS system
Soto not in LF?
2 quality innings let's get 5 more
What does benge do?
Soto out of the game...
>>154106865I agree, and it's a common opinion that I've heard. Ghost runner is dogshit, and universal DH is SOVLless.
C'mon Detmers we ain't got all night.
Getting alcohol cravings. I should've stolen wine from my mother.
which game on right now will deliver the most keks? that's the one I want to watch.
>>154106904can’t believe japan actually has a drink thats called that
why is fangraphs so fucking slow to update
>>154106905A's and 'stros
>>154106910Why are you in portugal?
refsneeder got on base!
>>154106908it's nikka whiskey from the barrel
>>154106915ask my mother
>>154106905Probably Ms-Angels.Possibly Braves-D Backs
Got promoted today, boys. Gonna get a nice drunk on tonight while I watch ball.
>>154106912ALCS preview imo
>mest
umpy...
Mets batters have now passed up on 2 slam dunk challenges
>>154106924Congrats anon. My promotion kicked in on Wednesday, but I wasn't exited with it or the raise since wth the amount I am already doing they basically had to do it.
I'm concerned that McLean is tipping pitches. between his first outing and this inning, it makes absolutely no sense how batters are laying off his pitches when they have some of the most insane movement in the game. it's not like they start or stay way on the outside eithermaybe we need to see him work the changeup more cuz the horizontal break isn't getting him the bites he should definitely be getting on mechanics and movement alone
ump should have to remove an article of clothing for every successful challenge
>Mest about to lose to the GigantesKEK
>they didnt believe that the As were goodtheyve just been getting really fucking unlucky
ump chads its over for us
>>154106936>>154106924congrats bros. keep working hard and making yourselves worth even more!
AWFUL challenge cal
>cuck rally
I can't wait for June to roll around so that some of you tourists are fucking gone.
big dumpertiny brain
>>154106905probably the NY kekts
Why do the Giants have the best commentators? I want them for my team.
Nice challenge memeiners lmao
jesus christ cal is dogshit at challenges
>>154106951but im growing the game
>>154106951>IM A STUPID NIGGERyeah we know
>>154106952>>154106947>>154106956>>154106957how is it possible that he's bad at challenges while simultaneously being considered the best defensive catcher in the game?
>>154106962Bodied that freak
they're still shit but at least everyone but josh is working the count
>>154106951I'm learning... ;_;
>right calf tightness
>soto out for 4 monthsLolmets is eternal
This fucking retard Alvarez can’t do anything
>>154106919nope
>>154106963He didn't really have much of a spring training
>>154106968"right forearm discomfort" literally took out the cubs starting pitcher
why does his helmet always fall off kek
Did the doyers win?
Jung WHO?
>>154106968im experiencing center of bussy looseness
>>154106984Sorry ;P
My Mets are ass
>>154106955This. I am so nostalgic for these guys every time I watch a Giants game. My dad loved this team and the commentators are old-school and top notch
that should be an error
>>154106997uhh just root for the yankees?
S N I P E D
>>154106971Don't shit talk my boy you limp dick
>credible singles hitter Bo Bichette
>>154106997Sorry Timmy :(
>>154106970NO REFUNDS
>>154106997what did we do to deserve this bro?
>call is overturned
>calf tightness
BOBA SHIT?
Uhhh...bat speed bros?
Why can’t this nigger Bo hit a HR!? I need to pay my rent FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
JOSH DID SOMETHING
Pittsburgh is nowhere near the ocean. why are they called the pirates?
>naylori hardly know her
>>154107054To confuse the enemy.
>>154107048He is gonna be a generational DH. He'll probably get fat like the Fielders too. Dude was born to just mash.
Randy slap!
>>154107054historically they were the pittsburgh poopheads because of the cities reputation for having skiilled plumbers.
that first pitch sweeper was crazy
that was filthy movement from Nolan
Mest fielding looking good
>>154107054its named after their vibrant porch pirate culture
>>154107056hahahahahahaahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAYOU CARD
>>154107048reminds me of freeman with a higher wiff/chase
>>154107068yea I guess >we could only improve from yesterdays shitfest
>>154106742just get a Noah Knigga jersey if you want to be racist anon
how is the female ump doing? is she still in the rotation?
>>154107081do tall girls have longer farts? i am a virgin and wouldn't know.
>>154107085yes, like when they slowly slide down your ass, you can over a full second more
>>154107085kek
Right cheek stiffness
>>154107088>like when they slowly slide down your ass, you can over a full second more...What?
>>154107095those farts that slowly travel across your ass and legs almost like they are crawling, taller people can get over a full second more of "crawl" due to more distance to crawl
Bonjour boy seimen
SEMIEN
MEST DOUBLED LEAD
MARCUS. That's my fucking second baseman
>>154107107I have no idea what you're talking about.
SEMIEN BLAST!!!
ALVAREZZZZZ
yes...YES!!!
>soto dies>mets become good again
a black guy named simian? really?
LETS FUCKING GO
EL TROLLBACK2BACK
Gigantes? More like Smallantes
>>154107078Certainly making up for it now
the giants forefeit this shit in the second inning
>>154107127stop it anon you know i don't like hearing that kinda tawlk
ONE GUY
>>154107129nfl used to have one too>simeon rice
fucking hell Mendy needs to get these lads to challenge some of those dogshit pitches more
I would like the reclaim the name “FAGGets”
>>154107129>>154107142Could be worse.
they're beginning to believe
>apple tv just happens to get a no hitterai game
You're so shit Soler get the FUCK off my team
I miss this guy….
>asstros
vastly drunk
>>154106936>>154106945Thanks, big homies. I never feel the pay bump. I usually just add whatever the increase is to my 401k contribution but feels pretty good.
>lose Angels series>sweep Red Sox>lose against A'sso it's a repeat of last season where they do good against good teams but shit against shit teams?
>>154107166Must be nice
>>154107161>>154107170>>154107160What the fuck happened??
>>154107148
>dodgers max muncyAVG: 0.263>A's max muncyAVG: 0.280hmm. odd.
>>154107170Lmao what the fuck?
>>154107180what does Yui Hatano think about this?
Mets going to set the world record for most first basemen in a season
>>154107188What's wrong with that chick? No one can shoot thousands of pornos with greasy old men and come out sane.
Nolan pitching breddy gudfielding breddy gud
>>154107170>lose series against the angelsThey split the series, don't pump up my halos too much
>>154107198
>barfs pitchinglmao
Refsneeder is walking this is a big improvement.
>>154107180looks like there's a net max on ba
>>154107198Some women are just into that.
Pizza > Burgers....'nuff said!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Refbros....
>>154107177>>154107186They started a pitcher that has not been the same since tommy john surgery and then tried some minor league reliever and it backfired.
>McLean perfect game in exchange for Soto's AchillesI don't know how I feel about this
>sneks
>>154107196last year mendy and stearns couldn’t decide on a third baseman, now they can’t decide on any fucking defensive role other than third and SSso tiring
>>154107220Nah not in such volume. That much of anything will make a person go postal. I feel there is something supernatural amidst.
Seriously, getting Red Sox players? What's your beef with my Yankees? DFA him right away.
>>154107224kek
>>154107221Yeah, I agree.
get fucked trashcans
>>154107221no...NO!!
They always play well against Houston.
this mest-gigantes guy...
MY UMPIES
women should not be allowed in the broadcast booth.
>>154107256what about cute Japanese women who don't pretend to be experts but give adorable reactions?
I wish we had Oakland fans so they could celebrate.
>>154107255Same energy.
>barfs
what happened mets-quie anon?
>>154107258no
>>154107225shut up
>>154107259MY sacramento A'sies
>>154107248it's basically their World Series
struck him out
That pitch was insane
nasty
>>154107265what about post-op Roger Clemens
I talked to Max Scherzer on one of his start days (he went 4.2 IP, 5 ER)
>>154107258They can dance on top of the dugouts in extremely limited clothing
>cal wasted all the challenges
lowkey hoping somebody pokes a single through so that Mendy can take McLean out at around 90 pitches. it's not a close game. I don't want ego fatiguing our rotation
NICE CHALLENGE SEATTLELMAO
>>154107274you think they challenge that if they could?
GREAT challenge cal
>>154107267OUR
>>154107288>He doesn't want to see McLean threw a perfect game on Good Friday
>>154107298post you're zipcode, faggot
Good lord cal has done nothing but get cucked since his tough guy routine backfired at the wbc
i am a big Woo fan now is he a gook or a nippon
>>154107299I do but I vividly remember Johan falling off a cliff after staying in for his no hitter. I just don't want to deal with any negative consequences
>>154107302red blooded american
>>15410730090210
>>154107301indians pitching buck broke him, it's over for him.
>>154107293I still can't believe they held out on playing him for so long last season.
>>154107293based, such a good 3-2 pitchthanks anon
>>154107304Soto's achilles already got sacrificed McLean will be fine
>>154107302Oriental
>>154107306latinX detected
>>154107302
>>154107311let us pray. we need Soto too. please don't say negative stuff. the universe reacts to these things, you know. your thoughts are generated by energy. matter can neither be created nor destroyed
>>154107315Im 50, retired, and make frogs in photoshop. What does this post even mean?
God why didn't I buy more booze aaaaagghghhhhh
>sweeperwhat in tarnation
>that 50 year old geezer still posting on 4chan
>>154107307He was buck broken before that, your guardians didn't do shit.
I've had achilles tendinitis literally for years. granted, I never took proper care of it and I'm not an athlete in a huge organization
>>154107322Oh god, how can you judge us? For waking up with grudges when nobody ever loved us, hugged us, or gave us nothing.
>>154107322>calling it boozecould tell you're a faggot right from the get go
wtf gary stop talking about it
>>154107302He's a white aryan
>>154107321Who knew a Pepe maker was a retired boomer.
PERFECT GAME ALERTPERFECT GAME ALERTPERFECT GAME ALERT
>>154107321hell yeah ol timeer im right there with ya
>>154107332>>>/hoc/
SHUT THE FUCK UP and let McLean do his thing you dummies
>>15410732550 is still young
/hoc/ runs /mlb/
>>154107330Damn dude, did "booze" have sex with your wife?
>>154107335NO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERTNO HITTER ALERT
>>154107335Thx for jinxing it
>>154107340
>>154107325You have to be at least 40 to post here
>>154107344shutout alert incoming
well it's over, going to bedthe need to mic the crowd differently in san franscisco btw
>arizonan 3B in charge of catching a routine fly ball in foul territory
thanks for was a strike
Mets thought they could have something nice.m kek
man Nolan just needs to attack the strike zone. you've got like 8 plus pitches and a 5 run lead. just drill em
>appletv haver
SF broadcast questioning mcsneed not challenging these calls kek. even they want to see a no hitter.
>switch to mest game because anons are posting about no hitter>gants get a hitsorry guys it's my fault
>>154107348I’m about to hit 40 this year. I’ve been on 4chan for 20 years. Don’t forget, you’re here forever.
Mark Trouts still playing? Thought that boomer retired
>arizona radio stream>unironic ad for LGBTIA+
>>154107371Stop projecting your loser life on me bro. Thanks.
>>154107373Imagine all the retired boomers that still listen on radio, seething over a gay ad. lol, lmaoBut seriously fuck gay people
>>154107277definitely not
Peraza's been impressive to start the season.
Mariners can't stop wasting challenges.
>>154107381why would I want to fuck you?
>>154107384yestrade christian less
NICE CHALLENGE MARINERS OBVIOUSLY SAFELMAOOOOOOO
>>154107381radio is a fantastic way to experience baseball.at least it used to be
>lost the perfect game>lost the no hitter>lost Soto’s anklesKEK MEST
this sneks/barfs game is the epitome of shit
great challenges by seattle
>>154107344>>154107335eat shit
>>154107321can you plz mke a buc-ees beaver pepe?
>>154107392Because we can watch luckswing together
>>154107398no...NO!!!
See that's how you challenge something Seattle
JP Walkford :)
>>154107407For free? This is not a charity.
>>154107321>Im 50, retarded, and make frogs in photoshop. What does this post even mean?ftfy
>>154107381Maybe men should stop being so hot then gay people would stop existing.
good performance by McLean. just need him to trust that stuff by attacking in the zone. he's got so much movement that he doesn't need to paint corners and play the sides
Detmers sucks ass Xheattle needs to stop being shite and hit a dinger
Hell yeah Ozzie
>>154107413I mean I said plz
>Maybe men should stop being so hot
>>154107407just ask one of the AIs. they'll do it in 5 seconds. grok imagine is pretty good according to elon's constant shilling
>>154107418He was like the 14th best reliever or something last year though.
>>154107418had cal even hit one yet?
braves dinger let us go
I hope christian slater is at the next home game
JP WHAT THE FUCK
>mclean Da guy who cost team USA the WBC?
>>154107417agree with this, he seemed afraid to pour it in and he could have been devastating
>>154107415Last time I checked gay men love the company of young boys
>PLEASE care about the WBC
octogenarian on the mound for zona wtf
>>154107437Nah
can't win if you can't score
God I fucking hate Torey Lovullo with all my heart and soul. The worst fucking manager in MLB. Has no fucking clue how to manage a bullpen or create consistently good lineups.
ALVY NO
There's stearns's run prevention again kek
what the fuck is going on with Alvarez? he's been fucking up a bunch lately. that's like his 3rd or 4th dropped/passed pitch in the last 3 games
>>154107443In denial huh?
I can't decide if I should root for the Cubs or Dodgers.
>>154107423nah they never look right.
>>154107460rockies
>mid inning pitching change
>>154107455As long as he keeps hitting homers idc. Torrens is better defensively.
>tight game>throw a guy with a 6+ era historically against that teamWhat were the Sneks thinking?
Gay mest could still have their pitcher in if their bear catcher ever challenged pitches
monkey silseth
I think I like Silseth in the bullpen
>>154107460>dumb frogposteryou should root for death, I know I am for you
>>154107460dodgers
>>154107460one plays in a latrine, other one plays in a latrine
why the fuck aren't they challenging
on the bright side, we'll get to see the airbender in action
>>154107469My oh my
ALVY REDEEMS
>>154107460The frogposting union here forbids worship of d*dgers or anything d*dgers related.
ALVYAGAINThat's my FUCKING Catcher
Francisco Walkdor
Another Woo gem with 0 run support, will it be wasted? Sources say it's likely.
>Lindor slow start gimmick again
>>154107500A solo Trout home run is going to ruin your night
>I'll sit on 2 pitches then let a meatball go right down the middle so I'm 2-2
GG braves
Baseball should be more popular.
>>154107503based Alonso
Bo making good contact :)
BO BICHETTE HIT A DOUBLE. I REPEATBO BICHETTE HAS HIT A DOUBLE
Christ is king
>>154107507Are you still rangebanned from posting images? Your flag worries me
>>154107514Yes we know Jews are kings
GG snekkers
bros I've got APT. stuck in my head since yesterday
Braves Win!I was kind of hoping for extra innings as there was a chance a pitcher would have to bat.
>>154107514Based ChristChad
nice LouBob
>0-0 in the 8th@grok when was the last time this happened in major league baseball (I'm sure it was last century)
Based La Pantera
julio did something!
What does Luisangel Acuna have to do to make up for the robert trade?
AH T-BACKS
>>154107525That happens to the memeiners every other week and they almost lose those games
>>154107302he's a cal poly slo mustang, that's his race and don't you forget it
>>154107514God does not approve of sloppa
some faggot walk off homer is going to end this i can see it coming
Is Sasaki any good?
nice to see the a's break out today. i hate that owner (obv) but i really like the team. young fun and full of cum. wish (my) team had a young homegrown roster like that with a bunch of dudes locked up on longterm deals. it's honestly the most fun kind of team to root for and you don't get to do it often in your lifetime
S W A GWAG
>>154107543laughing so hard i started choking holy klenk
>>154107549mirror status: looked into
What baseball players are really good golfers? I know Jeff McNeil is one of the best in the league but I'm curious who else. I know Luke Weaver plays around a pro-am level
My Atlanta Braves might be good this year
Stupid fucking cunt
>>154107535pope is mad AI is taking all the indian's jobs and slowing down brownoid migration to western world
>>154107557Let's not get carried away.
>>154107556probably tim anderson
Mets winning this game proves they are the gayer team.
I make decent money but still feel behind and sad. Advice for me bros? Should I minxmax and risk it all on a new career path?
>>154107564is this a joke or something because I can TA being good at golf
>>154107566i left a 130k job so i could get my law degree and create a better future for myselfdo what will let you smile at the end, bro. that's the most important thing
>>154107566stay in your job and maybe one day you can open your own chop shop
Chatgpt isn't giving the cubbie bears a chance.It's pretty adamant on that stance too even if you try to tell it that they signed Bregman.
>>154107566Find God unironically
>>154107566Read the Holy Bible, KJV
>>154107528Not get injured
>>154107556Trout is apparently a scratch golfer
>>154107566this happens when you don't work with your hands everyday
>>154107578i can scratch my dick
>>154107570Are you a mets fan?
>>154107573BREG'EM
>>154107578Trout spent like 50 million dollars to build his private club I would be disappoint if he was
>>154107583i am
>>154107585wasn't*
>brendan flyover is kill
>>154107587Does the word onlooker mean anything to you
>>154107570Was it worth debt burden? Considering a pivot which would also incur significant debt but would pay off handsomely after 10-15 years, health permitting
>(muffled) one of the fag capitals of the world
>>154107595>health permitting
extra innnigs arent as kino when its a 0-0 slurper
>>154107591it means something but it's not meaningful unless you have some context for me to consider>>154107595i just applied and am starting this fall. i scored a 168 on the lsat and have a great work history so i'm hoping i'll be getting money. but either way i own my own home and am not worried about paying off debt if necessarygo for what what you know you can conquer in, anon. money is made up. live a life that lets you go to the moon
Romano makes me so fucking nervous
this season is starting off so much comfier than last season
>>154107603that nigga is still in the league?
Be my friend basedjak
>>154107604It'd be difficult for it to be worse for us than last year BRavesbro
It’s not a true Astros season without getting whipped by the Athletics. The true definition of play to your competition. At least Altuve was getting walks early this season so far.
I wonder if my Seattle Mariners will ever get off to a hot start on offense
>>154107566You could always share with us
>>154107604ya'll look good
>>154107601Going by the second part of your post you aren't the buddy of mine I was thinking of so nevermind
>>154107606If there's ever some washed up player who you wonder if he's still playing, there's a very high chance he's playing for the Angels
>>154107601Thank you bro
>>154107604Last year was the definition of sadness
>>154107621godspeed brother>>154107618>>154107621have a happy easter, anons
did anyone screenshot those cuties i was looking at my other monitor
Here comes a Munoz meatball walkoff, what a waste.
>>154107525>0-0 in the bottom of the 9th@grok when was the last time this happened in major league baseball (I'm sure it was last century)
>Elite closer for 2 million dollars
>>154107626yeah their names are Nao Jinguji and Azusa Nagasawa
>>154107625You too bud
thought alvy had that one t b desu
>>154107626here you go
is we getting extra innings?
DON'T YOU WANT ME LIKE I WANT YOU BABYDON'T YOU NEED ME LIKE I NEED YOU NOWREST TOMORROW BUT TONIGHT GO CRAZYALL YOU GOTTA DO IS MEET ME AT THEAPT APTUHAPT APTUHAPT APTUHUH UH HUH UH HUH
>>154107635>>154107641not funny you know what i meant
I’m new to baseball, is this good stats?
what the fuck is a garlic fry
>>154107645alright sorry their names are Lana Rhoades and Riley Reid
>>154107643I doubt it.
>>154107646No those are awful. All of those other than IP you want to be as low as possible
>>154107649oh yeah well your mom got fucked by paul robeson and malcolm x
MY A'sies
>>154107654*other than IP and Ks
Here it cooooomes
>>154107657that's not how you spell me, Bonnie Blu and Lily Phillips
>trOUT
>>154107665you are so annoying.
Blew a Hundo past Trout /we/ have a chance.
Mike Trout? more like Strike Out
God damn Mike what the FUCK
this is getting boring
>seagulls at nightIs that really a thing? What the FUCK
nu>>154107677
I can haz nu?
>>154107671sorry. let me make amends by recommending prime Luna Star
>0-0 slurpingsI'm out
I fucking hate these fake manfred meme runners FUCK
angelsbros, why do we bother
>>154107632it makes me irrationally angry that i look less retarded than this man but make a fraction of his salary
